any memes edition
me on the left
>"gyehehe, stahp it, Tails, that tickles!"
>>51906346
WHO TF UP REAL NIGGA HOURS IF YOUS HITTING DAT MEAN KUSH JUST SMASH DAT MUTHAFUKKIN LIKE UP!!!!!!
>>51906346
memes are bad for you.
>i'm dutch
lads
>im enjoying the alberto barbosa meme desu. best one i've seen in a long while
>>51906361
yeah I think the photographer noticed
>>51906393
>not pic related
why can't I be a pretty girl
New gimmick: we all post with our pants off haha!
Pics of our Willys would be absolutely mental as well
young thug
enjoying a cheeky cheeseburger with lord sugar tonight lads
>>51906441
>implying I wasn't already
Uh TARS, can you kick up the 4d3d...3d3?
>>51906417
>these are 10s in britain
>>51906437
>why can't I be a pretty girl
bit gay desu
>>51905425
no
just to post
but I looked on r/4chan and 4chan twitter to see if anyone knew why it was down and its full of the same "gimmick" posting memesters who infest the place here
pretty sure that r/brit is still up as well
>>51906417
good on him
ive always been pretty on/off them 2bh. sometimes they're hot as shit but sometimes i'm like nahhhhhhhhhh
>>51906459
Haha...prove it lad...
>>51906466
632451
>>51906472
theyre traps aren't they
>>51906472
>maddie
We found her!
>>51906400
this guy is a redditor for one
inshallah lads
do they have std?
*thinks about you*
Would like to announce I have a new gimmick:
>>51906547
your gay?
*thinks about her*
>>51906472
look like pre-teen boys
about to drop out of uni
is there any reason not to kill myself
>>51906472
i have fallen in love with alice
>>51906578
Uni is free in germany, whats your reason for dropping out?
got to the stage where i actually dislike my oneitis
like instead of thinking about how much i want to be with her all the time now i just think about how much of a cunt she is and how badly i want to make her jealous and feel bad
is that a sign im getting over her?
>>51906578
does Germany have any wilderness still?
why not go live in the mountains
What's the craic lids?
>>51906601
it's really not what I expected
>>51906619
I don't know how
>>51906578
Yeah. You will move on to better things eventually. Or go back. These things get better with time
>>51906626
ur mum haha x
Really can't understand the mindset of Tories.
anyone with views even vaguely more left wing than theirs are:
>"COMMUNISTS, TERRORIST-SYMPATHISERS, LOONEYS!"
and anyone with views even vaguely more right wing than them are:
>"CLOSET RACISTS, FASCISTS, HITLER-ADMIRERS, FRUITCAKES!"
gets on my nerves it does
>>51906626
They're for keeping it out of the hands of children.
>>51906605
not really, just that you're a bitter cunt that should try harder to find other things to think about
>>51906655
rashorke
>>51906655
>what is holding the centre ground
>>51906655
gotta keep the Tory-Whig dichotomy around
>>51906605
you're still just as obsessed 2bh. i'd say you aren't getting over her at all.
would kind of be up for socialism if it wasnt for the pakis part
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ctq472GBto
rawhide
rewatching futurama and you cannot stop me lmao
>>51906635
>it's really not what I expected
http://www.grindr.com/
>>51906655
The tories don't have a mindset, they are a reactionary body that exists to shit on labour to keep itself in power. It's not conservative or classical liberal or anything. Just power and money and some pretense of idealism when it suits them.
That said they're better than Labour by far
>>51906694
maybe, its nowhere near as painful this way though so whatever
>>51906712
>it's a dutch post
>>51906472
Is this the same person as the one on the left?
Just wanked to this vid yesterday.
>>51906715
>5'2
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>51906695
Lots more people would be into socialism if only it didn't benefit immigrants.
![Peep.Show.S09E05.HDTV.x264-TASTETV.mp4_snapshot_05.56_[2015.12.10_12.12.21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EKqNftb.jpg "Peep.Show.S09E05.HDTV.x264-TASTETV.mp4_snapshot_05.56_[2015.12.10_12.12.21].jpg")
why did he use so much butter?
>>51906722
fond of this post
>you will never be a 19th century Welsh coal miner
real nigga hours
>>51906695
Socialism only really works if you're protecting a certain community. Immigration, free borders, pakis are neoliberal and freemarket invention
how many of you are depressed?
>>51906776
Seems like nearly everyone sometimes, gosh.
Just b urself
>>51906776
just you. loser.
>>51906715
I don't get it
>finish first year of uni
>make absolutely no friends
>think to myself "I'll definitely make friends next year"
>first term is already over
>still no friends
>>51906746
>>51906695
>>51906768
Huh, Socialism works if you gear it towards your kinsmen and community first? Like a kind of Nationalism?
Wow, Nationalism...and Socialism...together! I love it! What an ingenious combination. Can't believe it hadn't been thought of before.
>>51906776
nah ill be alright
soldier on 2bh
haven't started revision for jan exams yet lads
>>51906695
Athens had a ton of social-welfare programs which worked perfectly well, but it also had highly exclusive citizenship.
builds loyalty to the state, so long as everyone feels that everyone else is playing an equal part.
>>51906822
Wish I could be your friend desu,
http://vocaroo.com/i/s116ONw5KpMU
>>51906843
okay
lads where has the last hour gone
i remember starting my work at 12:00 yet im staring at 1 paragraph and i don't remember procrastinating much
>>51906824
hahahah youre so smart no fuck off
>>51906822
I wanna be your friend
>>51906836
Were we meant to have started? I'm starting on Monday
>>51906824
I get it, but countries have been nationalist and socialist without exterminating any jews or going full hitler.
>>51906866
lol
how many words family
>>51906836
>having exams after crimbo break
>>51906578
you are young and live in a western democracy
>>51906888
the paragraph is 50 words long
>>51906822
god this is me
i just want someone to go the pub with and stuff
>>51906907
lol that aint no paragraph mane
eating some broccoli
me n the galdem
>>51906904
>young
>>51906836
You have to take an exam to be the janny? Interesting.
>>51906919
We're all gonna make it lad
>>51906930
>aint no
>>51906919
if you're in London I'll go with you
>>51906935
how old?
>>51906930
it is a bit
it is 4 lines long and has 4 sentences. yeh i agree actually 4 sentences isn't many at all
you ain't no paragraph bruv
>>51906969
just draw some pictures to bulk it out
>>51906822
> Started uni this year
> Dont bother with friends because most of my friends either go to my uni or live less than half an hour away
> Get message from lecturer
> Group assignment
> Have to ge into our own groups and do a group project next term
JUST
Just want you all to be happy desu~
>>51906968
look at the last two digits of my post and add 2
>>51906995
yes family good idea. gonna do a graph
>>51906995
Alri Solomon
have an exam due tomorrow at 6pm but finkin of just getting up early tomorrow and doing it as I will put more effort into it then
good plan?
lads is it normal to cry when you scrap your old car?
>>51907025
why would an almost middle aged man be at uni
>>51907016
What do you even do in that situation? Just walk around after a lecture and ask to go into someones group?
>>51907016
there will almost certainly be other "people" without a group
dumb "dumb "dumb "dumb "dumb "dumb "dumb "dumb "dumb "dumb "dumb "dumb "dumb "dumb "dumb "dumb "dumb "dumb "dumb "dumb "dumb frogposter" poster" poster" poster" poster" poster" poster" poster" poster" poster" poster" poster" poster" poster" poster" poster" poster" poster" poster" poster" poster
>>51906741
>>51907056
They're almost always freaks and losers
>>51907040
Not really but I think it's within the realms of reasonableness
>>51907025
not old
chin up you slag
>>51907037
awful plan do not do
>>51907040
what car family
>>51907074
yeh he will fit in well
>>51907055
Kill myself desu
>>51907056
Doubt it. Most people in my tut class are friends and live in halls together
be honest; youd fuck a black guy if you were a qt white girl
http://vocaroo.com/I/s1txbzM7f9Xr
>>51907074
you'll get on with them perfectly then
drank so much booze i gave myself repeated bouts of hypoglycaemia hahaha #bantz
>>51907086
why? i'd only work on it for a few hours tonight with a lack of focus. compared tomorrow where i have all day to work on it with coffee and more focus
>>51907098
>>51907098
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1txbzM7f9Xr
Does anyone else not mind they have no friends in uni? I like not having to worry about others, no one says anything about me not going to lectures in 3 weeks, I just study in the library on my own schedule it's fun
Do you think running a pub would be a shitty or a comfy job?
>>51907128
Have you got it layed it out and a plan for what to write? If not do that tonight then finish it tomorrow
>>51907086
>what car family
It was a battered old ford focus
But it was my loyal friend for years. I felt guilty killing it off
>>51907149
I don't mind
work christmas party out of the way now lads. got just the right amount of drunk, didn't sperg out on anyone. quite pleased with my performance tbH
>>51907152
Comfy if it was in a little village someone with a good amount of regulars, shitty in a big town or city
*brrrrrrriiiiiingggg*
>>51907143
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1txbzM7f9Xr
>>51907112
Good lad
>>51907152
depends entirety on location and clientele
posh country pub? comfy as fuck
flat roof in luton? shitfest
>>51907158
>laying out your papers
lmao
just write a topic sentence for every paragraph you want, then fill in the blanks
>>51907206
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1txbzM7f9Xr
>>51907149
It's both good and bad. I don't have to deal with other people's shit but I also don't have anyone to do stuff with and some stuff you can't do alone really.
*tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock*
>>51907149
Your always told that you get to make lots of friends in Uni.
But everybody is introverted as shit.
All my friends were people i met in high school and with tons of additions Not from my uni.
I thought it was just me or my Uni, but is anybody else finding it hard to make friends in their Uni?
>tfw, for the first time, watching the last episode of a TV show you've loved
God damn the last 2 weeks have been an absolute blast.
It's been at least 2 years since I've last had this feeling, and I'm sure I won't feel it again for another 2 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LuSP4QaXiQ
>>51907228
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1txbzM7f9Xr
>>51907193
>work Christmas party on Friday
>scheduled to work that day
I'm used to being alone. Some people are meant to be with people...others are just different.
>>51907240
I feel like I intimidate people. I'm tall, don't speak much and am relatively stoic as far as facial expression
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1txbzM7f9Xr
>>51907204
>>51907236
TICKING AWAY
THE MOMENTS THAT MAKE UP A DULL DAY
i just wanna fuck you everyday baby i just wanna fuck you everyday
>you will never go back in time and fuck a young Kate Bush
>>51907240
Yeah, at the beginning of year people were very social but I've noticed it's just the real party people that are still going to clubs etc. Most of the people I've met are still hanging out with high schol friends even though they live in different cities. Very introverted, maybe it's the uni idk
>>51907300
ban this sick filth
- student unions
on my gap year, just working at walmart and shitposting
got accepted into university for finance, how hard is it going to be to get back into school mode
i feel stupid as fuck already
>>51907240
made friends first year pretty easy, but none from actual classes, just people who lived near me and I saw regular/smoked weed with + a few guys from a club I was in.
since I've switched schools and commute in now I hardly know anyone and don't go to any clubs because its not worth it.
>>51907332
do you have a nice butt?
>>51907096
i really wouldn't tbqh
their dicks look like shit logs
>>51907332
Isn't the point of a gap year to go traveling
Really in love with this Italian girl lads
http://youtu.be/vZL-sDZ42uk
Should I comment on her videos asking to be her bf
>>51907128
if it was me i would probably spend most of tomorrow in bed
Finally done washing for the first time since I've moved in. I have just been buying new clothes instead of washing for the last 2 months
>>51907332
worst gap year i've heard of in my entire life
>>51907386
Message her xx
>>51907386
yea so I can see your post, track you down, and heem you soft cunt
ngl lads there is no better feeling than seeing that red exclamation mark on the tab, checking and finding a
>Good lad
waiting for you tbphwy
>>51907361
>>51907403
was suppose to start university right after high school but parents passed away and shit happened
on the bright side, i have saved more than enough for tuition already
Any other lads like Midsomer Murders? Nothing is better than watching an episode at 3am with crackers and cheese
>>51907168
in that case pretty fucking gay
>>51907438
no it's horribly boring
>she's shy
>she's quirky
>she's foreign
>she has an accent
>she's a freaking qt
>she isn't my gf
going on a gap year travelling round europe, because i want to find myself but preferably not in the presence of shitskins x
>>51907428
kill yourself
@51907428
piss off worm
>>51907347
>go to college and you'll be a normie!!!(get tons of friends and fuck tons of girls)
Why do people still believe the BS media?
Just your daily reminder that Reba is the very definition of perfect
>that scream at 2:33
So cute :3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD1iSVNzypc
>>51907454
>travelling around Europe
>to avoid shitskins
>>51907438
spoiler alert: barnaby did all the murders to keep himself in work
>>51907438
Get off 4chan mum!!
>>51907461
its literally true though
>>51907456
even that gave me a semi tbH
>>51907459
and that. i'm engorged lads
every Dutch flag I see I automatically think is caralad now
same thing for Thai flags, always got a feeling that it's Thainonce now
this is why I don't like JF
>gap year
Is it me or is the 'easy to shag uni girls' a sham? There are 7 girls in my hall and 2 have fuck buddy/boyfriends not 100% sure, but apart from that no one has slept around.
>>51907496
*tickles your bp*
>>51907435
that didnt happen
>>51907461
desu I haven't fucked many more girls than I did in High school (3 compared to 1 back then)
I just don't see how people make friends in classes, it feels so formal and I just dislike all these pretentious cunts.
no problem making friends in casual environments though, like at work I met people pretty easy.
>>51907519
>*tickles your bp*
l-lewd!!!!!
Please wish me luck so I don't wake up again
>>51907515
well no theyre not just gonna shag you because youre on teir floor m8 but if you infiltrate a social circle containing a load of girls one of them will fuck you eventually thats what i did 2bh x
do you think the vocaroo yank girl still lurks here
>>51907522
in car accident m8, live with my grandparents now until i finish uni
>>51907571
what vocaroo yank girl
link
>>51907566
I'm not talking about them shagging me, I'm saying they haven't shagged anyone
>80% of my mathematics class has failed every exam so far, including me
>somehow have a 79% average
???
>>51907563
would you feel better if you woke up next to me x
>>51907571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LR84op83rf
Have held my standards high and only had sex with a pathetic 7 girls in 2.5 years
Going to go all out next Sem
Uglies, fatties, ugly fatties...
They're all targets in my little game
>>51907571
don't rmeember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2xJGqZLdLU
Regina Spektor a qt
>>51907563
Okay, I just need you to wish me luck on not waking up either
Maybe by our powers combined we can wish our way off this damned wild ride
>>51907603
FONT
bait
>>51907594
well you dont know who theyre shagging m8 and 7 girls on a single floor isnt representative of uni life as whole sure theres still girls that behave themselves but theres plenty slags as well
>>51907515
I fucked a girl in my halls first year
desu she came on to me
but I actually dressed fashionable and was really thin then so it looked good
now I've been lifting and none of the posh clothes fit properly without being uncomfortable
that and I just don;t care anymore so I wear workout clothes most of the time
>>51907563
>>51907616
>>51907563
Could we do a 3-way wish that none of us wake up?
How do you pronounce 'willy' lads?
Will-ih, or will-ee? Will-ih lad here
Had an awkward experience earlier and now I want to kill myself
I hate Canadians
fucking normie shitcunt fuck twats
>>51907603
literally wouldnt even speak to a girl below a 7 2bh
>>51907649
Baaaaare willeh if I'm with the lads, will-e otherwise.
>>51907640
Yes but I see their snapchats every time they go out clubbing and I see them all in the kitchen with no guys when they are home
>>51907649
Will-eh
>>51907649
It's more like "will-eh" in my accent
>you will never be canadian
>>51907600
heres a trick question, boy or girl?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PRyXB2MnMi
Really REALLY despise this Canadian cunt.
I don't care if /cum/ is too gay or too full of weebs or too shit, that is your place, not here.
Might honestly start a petition if he doesn't fuck off soon
>>51907678
Home from the club i mean
>you will never hajji pussy while on deployment
>>51907686
>running a budget deficit
>>51907686
can supposedly live/work in canada pretty easily but i cannot be arsed figuring it out
>>51907678
>mfw one of my housemates told us a story about one night out when she went back with a guy and he got his cock out and she backed out because he was "too big"
was fucking raging
fucking normie twats
normiecide when
Post didn't get any (You)s and now I want to kill myself
>>51907662
lot of naive posh oriental girls here combined with naive white country girls who are both pretty easy to swoon
>>51907686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZMCwa-Cvr4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVi8vOmgAzY
I SAID REGINA SPEKTOR A QT
>>51907720
my budget keeps getting fucked because 24% of my pops are soldiers
>>51907734
I go to KCL, is this why the girls don't sleep around?
>running a budget deficit
>>51907711
I remember this thread lol
man it sucks that there's no war going on now
>>51907744
>not using laissez faire
it's like you want to have germany and the UK shit on your industrial score
>>51907734
not that fair desu, i have a large cock that will likely die before penetrating anything
Wish I was a generously endowed black male
>>51907755
dunno, her best friend is a major slag who keeps going on about her dry spell
i fucking hate normies lad
>>51907753
That's pretty dumb
>>51907783
sure mate, well at least the second half of your sentence is true
Trump dominating the latest polls
Hello if you can't tell I could really use a (You) right now
>>51907692
>>51907645
If I wake up tomorrow I'm going to be fucking pissed off desu
doing a cheeky wando nando hah
>>51907780
I thought laissez faire was shit because no one built factories
>>51907804
hope you're alright lad
>>51907799
i have this problem every time I try to play as a low population nation in the new world
>tfw structure my bench sets around the choruses on how to be a heartbreaker - Marina & the Diamonds
never felt more masculine in my life
>>51907803
I dominated your mother's latest pussy lmfao
>>51907803
/pol/ls more like
hehe
>>51907819
VIVA LAD MALVINAS
>>51907801
well it depends what you define as large- im just over 7 inches but yeah its pretty much wasted on my autistic self. its not like im tripping m8, no reason to lie
if it makes you feel better cock size literally means nothing, doesn't give you confidence or anything
>>51907819
ANIME
Ask a non-white Muslim who has more sex with white women than you'll ever dream of anything
>>51907803
:^)
Good good.
>>51907780
I'd massacre them
worlds largest oil supplies desu
but that game is fucked up now because I updated to Heart of Darkness and my old mod adding a "Californian" culture disappeared or something so half my population disappeared since only "Yankees" are counted now as recognized
>>51907825
Thanks lad that means a lot
>>51907814
As long as I wake up next to the American I don't care
Can't stop thinking about this girl lads.
Idek what course she's on so I can't be at the right place at the right time, it's all by chance. I wanna try and talk to her by the time we break up for Christmas but that's almost no time now and next week a lot of students have half the normal sessions because we're about to finish.
What do I do lads?
>>51907823
you need to have an industrial base, IE a couple successful factories so that your capitalists can start making money. once that happens, switch to LF and your capitalists will do everything for you. in my canada game my bank has 7 million GBP in it, my capitalists make more than they can spend
>>51907836
haha
Doing a smoke outside
Winds fucking took half of it
This was a bad idea
>>51907863
fuck off you twat
I'll NEVER have sex with a white woman
so you can just fuck the fuck off
Really not a fan of having other Canadians in /brit/
>>51907879
Send her a dick pic
