australia edition
cara
anime
ladsssssssss
Every day is the same.
anime
Banning muslims from America is unconstitutional and anti-american. I would like a world without muslims, but it would be immoral to discriminate against them
Probably going to do a cry and then straight to bed when I'm finished
What a fucking wonderful life I lead
tfw when no brit bp to bully
>>51908387
The hairiest of chests
who should I support
Iran or Iraq?
usually I go for Iran but Iraq might be more useful if I build good relations and sick them on Syria
AMA kafirs
>>51908456
Venting about it on /brett/ won't do diddly squat mate
>>51908417
umaru
>>51908449
It's actually not unconstitutional in the very least to bar entry to any particular group of non-citizens and has been done before.
>>51908465
>the tiniest of dicks
Ftfy
UH UH UH
BOUNCE
BOUNCE
>>51908489
explain.
>>51908490
Small shaft, large balls m8
>>51908477
>/brett/
RIP
>you will never attend an American High school in the early 90s
>you will never be a geek and get bullied by the stereotypical high school bully
>you will never make alt rock in your garage with your nerdy introverted high school friends
Feels bad lads
>>51908456
haha good lad
>>51908468
>Supported insurgent group in Syria
>Islamic Fundamentalist Party of God
>this man could be president
lmfao lads never seen this before
https://youtu.be/5NsrwH9I9vE?t=55s
>america
>>51908537
>you will never steal someone's lunch money
>you will never push someone into a locker
>you will never be starting qb making your father proud
>you will never shag the prom queen
>>51908512
Here's the first result from google, which happens to be extremely heavily biased in your favor but explains the situation anyway.
http://www.frontpagemag.com/point/261062/carter-banned-iranians-coming-us-during-hostage-daniel-greenfield
>>51908583
>a literal reality star whose candidancy was mocked in cartoons 10 years ago is now getting closer to literally becoming president
hahahahaha i cannot deal
me on the right
Was walking back from uni with a few friends today and one asked the other about a flat Christmas dinner
"are you coming?"
"No sorry" Now at this point I would leave it here, I hate it when people push for things like this, but this guy doesn't like to take no for social things, he always persists
"Why? You're not doing anything else on Thursday night"
At this point I could see my friend getting uncomfortable
Why do normies try to push people into situations the other person clearly isn't keen on? They always want to know why you can't do something, it;s none of their business
time for a cheeky joint 2bh
I wanna try weed but I'm too scared of getting caught by police, what do
>>51908677
Lemme get a hit of that bruv
didn't even realise there was a new thread haha
>>51908676
Because what reason is there to avoid a nice dinner with friends?
>>51908468
iran's a better bet
stick with your original intuition senpai
>>51908601
this still relies on the idea that "All muslims are terrorists". It's obviously not true, but the question becomes why do they support the quran when it explicitly promotes terrorism against non islamists? Like we can ban a hate group like the kkk because a prerequisite for being in the kkk is being a terrorist, why can't we do the same with islam?
i thought we were friends?
>>51908461
Tell her the only reason why americans spell words differently to us is because the British people who brought English there were illiterate
kinda funny how Christmas is associated with snow when Jesus lived in a desert
Might kill myself 2bh lads
>>51908468
>3 months before getting hung by Egyptians
wew worse than I've ever done
not even particularly nazi-like
>>51908734
'no'
>>51908706
Smoke weed without getting caught by police
Not so hard, just don't be stupid about it.
>>51908730
Are you being sarcastic? haha. I don't want to go but I didn't have the gut to say no like my other friend
>>51908738
it's because it cost less to type without u's, right?
>>51908741
it's because it's in winter you dense fuck
>>51908719
ok
>>51908706
just smoke it, it's incredibly unlikely you'll get caught
>>51908734
I do not have "friends", only acquaintances who are not yet my enemy
>>51908706
stop being a faggot
>>51908676
>"Why? You're not doing anything else on Thursday night"
Fondle his bp after dinner.
ALL RISE FOR NADIYA QUEEN OF /BRIT/
>>51908771
Cheers m8
Wanna play Mario Kart?
>>51908741
Because the capitalist American scum that commercialised it have snow during Christmas time
>>51908731
too late
gonna try a new game
think I'm a bit greedy and try to go hard way too early on.
>>51908747
gotta try this at some point
turn up the sub
>>51908706
>I'm too scared of getting caught by police
Oh my god
I've got to wake up to the same shit again tommorrow
Every day is the same
I need to die I'm going fucking mad lads I can't take this much longer it's never going to get any better, it's only going to get worse and I've got to deal with it for 70 more years.
>>51908676
my friend does that too 2bh. he gets really mad if you pass up any offer for any reason.
bizarre 2bh
>>51908794
its pretty simple to play
but also hard as hell to actually do well, or maybe I just suck.
you can play in its own window too so you can multitask
>>51908732
Being a terrorist isnt a prerequisite for being a muslim
Fucking mongrel
>>51908758
>>51908771
>>51908776
Im not scared of being caught in the act of smoking it, just that it is a sting or they will jail me for calling the dealer or intercept the deal or something
>>51908787
Takbir!
just visited /pol/ again
Americans there are literally insane
>>51908747
what game is this?
>>51908784
let's do it, mushroom and the baby in the go-kart for me
>>51908833
You txt your dealer, no one calls anymore
There's way worse people out there than you buying weed and playing Mario Kart with me while we get high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIxxHmIPVN4
>>51908833
u will get a warning family especially if you are white
>>51908732
We actually can't ban the KKK as they consist of actual US citizens, but they could theoretically bar non-citizen members from entry.
We also put Japanese citizens into camps, though we did later pay the surviving families for their trouble. I would be somewhat concerned if Trump advocated that sort of thing, but I see no issue with barring them from visiting or moving here given the elevated possibility of extremist infiltration over pretty much any other immigrant group on the planet.
>>51908847
roll
>>51908833
Good gimmick
>>51908822
the Quran says to kill those who do not convert. It literally says this in their holy book. It is a part of their codes
>>51908847
leggo
>>51908783
is she east african or just a really dark skinned paki?
>>51908822
Flip that statement and it does become one you retard
>>51908862
/Yoshi on the motorbike/ here
Jump straight to Rainbow Road?
>>51908387
Big respect for Scotland and Scottish people, english "people" can FUCK OFF OK!!!
>>51908706
I was in Scotland on a Tuesday, rolled a J with a Glasgewian I met in a bar, and lit up on the street with absolutely no fear. Grow a pair and smoke man, you'll like it!
>>51908890
what about the bit where he said muslims on holiday wouldn't be able to come back
that's fucked up
>>51908819
I don't get it, he also gets really annoyed when I miss lectures but I think he's stopped mostly now. He doesn't understand that I just don't learn very well by listening, it is so much more productive for me to just go to the library and study by myself instead.
I don't get why he is so fixated on lecture attendance, he will go to a lecture on 2 hours sleep and fall asleep the whole time, and he seems to think that is helpful and better than sleeping in then going to the library.
blogpost over
>>51908900
ah shit
>>51908847
ROLL
I should be studying lads
>>51908851
Boko No Haram
>>51908898
Being a terrorist is not a prerequisite for being a Muslim
It is literally not
Kys
>>51908923
Link? Must've missed that bit.
>>51908900
150 stacks bout to take a trip to mexico
>>51908890
public opinion of japan was literally to the point that a considerable percentage of americans wanted an ethnic cleansing at that time
it's not nearly that bad with the muzzies
>>51908873
Surely that is more dangerous? Then you have actual evidence you bought weed and not just a call for which it is unknown if you were calling about the plumbing or weed
>>51908906
>all terrorists are Muslim
Doubt the British army members responsible for Bloody Sunday were muzzles desu
>>51908847
'oll
I feel like being a white person is actually quite limiting
Black people have the freedom to travel to both Europe and Africa because Europeans are civilised and the Africans won't just kill one of their own for no reason, but as a white person if I ever went to Uganda or some shit you'd find my body chopped up with machetes simply because of "ooga booga White boi cure muh AIDS witch doctor say"
>>51908924
it's just he can't do something on his own and always has to be seen with someone else there.
>>51908948
I might have worded that wrong.
Being a terrorist is not necessarily a prerequisite for being in the KKK or Islam.
However, both the laws that the KKK and Islam are founded on and which all members are supposed to believe and support in order to be a part of that group, say that they should kill those who do not agree with their views. Literally.
>>51908900
>>51908847
Fuck this shit, rerolling.
>>51908387
Where's Acre
>>51909005
peru controls it for some reason
>>51909003
Bit old for my liking but I'll take it.
>intense craving for sweets and sugary drinks
>feel weak and dizzy
>blurry vision
what the fuck is wrong with me lads
>>51908970
Alright m8...
You're way to paranoid to smoke
You're gonna have a bad trip and never want to smoke again
It's not worth thinking you're gonna die for a few hours
>>51909040
Dehydrated probably, what colour is yer piss?
>>51908948
Says the green nigger who just blew up an orange pub
>>51909040
low blood sugar
eat something with protein
Accompanying track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y
>be weed dealer
>not have a snapchat exclusively for weed dealing
Mongs
>>51909040
Literally the old 'beetus
>>51909081
choon
never had a lover tbqh
>>51909081
Fuck that poo loo bitch.
marina?
a
r
i
n
a
?
>>51908990
Sounds like it, every weekend before tests he always asks me and other friend to come to the computer room with him (in our halls), no thanks I'm fine studying in my room undistracted by you.
For our 2 lectures we have a 10 minute break in the middle. A few months ago when I still went to the lectures I wasn't able to sleep the night before and was falling asleep every 10 minutes in the first half. In the interval I said I'm going to go home to sleep and even then he is still trying to persuade me to stay, seriously what is the point of me being there sleeping
I really like this guy but it seriously annoys me that you can't say no to an event or anything without him interrogating you to find out exactly why you can't/don't want to go
>>51909081
>Michael Cera as Montezuma
lol'd
>>51909097
>get snapchat from dealer in the morning
>fat rammer sacks of the finest haze here get on me there kidda"
>the picture is of some beautiful weed
You just know it's going to be a good day when that shit happens
>>51909068
i might just go and drink a glass of water with likte 10 spoons of sugar in it and see if that help
>>51909081
>M.I.A.
Is it 2008 already?
doing a gaussian elimination
>>51909097
How do you even find weed dealers? I have no friends let alone people that smoke weed. I sometimes think about asking groups of black teens sitting in the park but then chicken out
>>51909128
>never had a lover tbqh
https://youtu.be/TSoSXHNO6Yw?t=101
N E W Y O R K
E
W
Y
O
R
K
>>51908924
good lad lecturefags are insufferable
Philmarillion was done by UTV right? It's the only solution I can think of
not looking too good lads
why can't Egypt just leave me alone
>>51909142
As long as I don't have to listen to her last album
>>51909177
don't do that
it'll get better for a bit then much worse
>>51909162
whats wrong with a good old fashioned text message?
>got the danks in lad let us kno if your after a bag
>>51909142
Fuck that big toothed chola lookin bitch with her drawn on eyebrows and shit.
Get the fuck outta here.
>>51909214
Froot was good m8
there were like 3 shite songs, but the rest were great
Left work early today lads, still got physical symptoms of stress from my first day two days ago
>>51909182
Convert it into REF, so much easier than going around in circles with substitutions
>>51908968
I disagree. Japan attacked us once on our soil, targeting a military installment in Hawaii which isn't even part of the mainland US. Radical Islamists have attacked our civilians repeatedly on the mainland US.
If anything I'd say more people want an ethnic cleansing of sorts now than they ever have before.
>>51909220
Snapchat is way less risky
>>51909154
some people simply can't be on their own, they NEED to be around people since they bore themselves,
>>51909154
it's straight up because he hates to be on his own. you just have to start saying no and he will start asking someone else.
you can't change it, only divert the focus.
>>51909081
Colombus: 'Yo is it cool is it cool if I borrow some of your gold dude? I owe this guy. I'll pay you back?'
Montezuma: 'Y-yeah. Yeah. Take as m-much as you want. Haha. I mean, you seem like a cool guy so...'
>>51909215
what should i eat then? i feel like shit tbqh
>>51909232
none of those adjectives were correct Anon
Especially as 2 of our lectures are recorded and then put online instantly, why the fuck should I sit in a crowded room, unable to make a sound or move around properly, when I can go home, be cosy with a hot chocolate, talk shit at the lecturer on computer screen and pause to take a piss? I shouldn't. Fucking lecturefags
>>51909260
has gubmint killed Telegram yet?
Never tried it myself but I know it was meant to be the next best thing before Paris
>>51909208
WEW Egypt fucking nuked Tel Aviv
god dam bullies
>>51909206
You don't know the power of autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ext6r42ftvk
slapper alert
>>51909251
i have to know all the retarded methods for solving matrices/systems for my exam.
>>51909253
there was anti-japanese sentiment in the US long before that though. this is nowhere near what things were like in WWII
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Japanese_sentiment_in_the_United_States
>>51909295
eat some fruit or something now to hold yourself together while you make a meal
>>51909301
If it ain't white, it ain't right.
we built this city
we built this city on rock and roll
>>51909307
Never used it either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3C7DECI0jU
tune 4 u lads
Forgot how sleepy Old Tom makes me, had a few sips and I'm wiped out.
>>51909274
>>51909278
Do people actually bore themselves? At risk of sounding autistic, I have so much fun by myself. I have fun debates in my head, tell great jokes and always give commentaries on what I'm doing. What do people like him think about in their head when alone?
>>51909302
the only times i went to lectures in the last two years of my degree were when the lads were and we just watched world star hip hop videos up the back.
>>51909339
she's greek and welsh m8. How can you get more white?
MUGI
>>51909314
I'm such shit
>>51909368
BLACKED
>>51909352
How much I hate my life and how much of a crap person I am
>>51909081
>tfw we studied this and Fuck tha police in GCSE English
lmaoing at our education system desu family
>>51909352
I guess so
I'm fine on my own
doesn't mean I don't enjoy company sometimes but I have fun by myself no problem
I USED TO CALL YOU ON MY MOBILE PHONE
>>51909352
yeah, i genuinely know people who cannot even go to the store on their own. like a simple 10 minute trip to get something inside a shopping centre and they need someone else to go with them.
>>51909358
I'm in Cali m8, I know a mongrel when I see one.
>>51909334
>Freddie Gibbs
my nigga
I do, however, continue to contest that public hatred for Islam has reached an all time high (in my region atleast). It's gotten to the point where people have zero objection to voicing their deep hatred of it's followers here and abroad as well as widespread support for attacking them at home. Unfortunately, in the South at least, that's not just a meme it's reality.
>>51909425
You're literally and objectively wrong lol
>>51909413
tbf it is nicer having someone else there when you're out and about, although that is a bit silly
>>51909413
idk if its that they don't want to be seen in public alone or if they are just terrified of being alone.
>>51909408
>I unironically went to a state school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSb7CnVD2vE
Casi > Marina as far as Welsh birds go desu
>>51909352
>having a deep think
>realise I've been mouthing what I was thinking
>doing a think
>think of a joke, laugh out loud to myself in public
Think I might be literally autistic
>>51909358
>she's greek and welsh m8. How can you get more white?
>Greeks
>white
Nice try shitskins
Opinions on Millennial Woes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP3RzsRzdVQ
>>51909448
You wanna fight?
I WILL LITERALLY ROLL YOU UP AND SMOKE YOU MAN!
>>51909464
>i was privately educated
>>51909443
>public hatred for Islam has reached an all time high
I don't disagree, 9/11 might contend though. My whole point is that things aren't at the point where people want to take muslim americans and put them in camps like they did the japs
>>51909464
>i unironically paid for my education
And just think, I'm studying STEM at a Russell Group uni and didn't pay a penny.
>>51909504
YET
We're not far off man.
Top of the morning to ya laddies! My name is JackSepticEye!
>>51909339
>tfw will never be king of europa and rule it with marion as queen like ferdinand and isabella
MAY AS WELL JUST END IT LADS
>>51909413
How sad. You should have seen the look on this guy when he asked who I went to a restaurant with last night and I said no one
>not white
boys with the bants
bants with the boys
we're goin mental
we're makin' noise
re-re-re-reload
>>51909572
How is that white?
>>51909538
Iktf bro
>>51909516
Me too, it's crazy to think that the girl in the room next to me has paid £180k on her education to get here and I have paid nothing at all. I would say a good 70% of the people here are from fee paying schools. The official statistics say about 35%, but that doesn't include foreign students which are about 40% of the student body, and they almost all went to fee paying schools in their home countries.
Here's a video for the yanks and Canucks in this thread
This is a "chav"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITQ-n62VaXI
>>51909572
regardless she's ugly
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3353455/Nine-children-One-mum-dad-ZERO-benefits-Meet-utterly-inspiring-family-sort-feared-no-longer-existed.html
>posho family has kids and never has to claim benefits
Wow, great news.
>>51908847
Trips get
>>51909614
they're not chavs they're just scouse
>>51909626
truly objectively wrong
>>51909614
Fucking hell, guy slashes his coat with the knife and he carries on walking forward asking him to stab him. How can anyone be that fearless? Fuuuck
>>51909627
why do they all look a bit chink
>>51909672
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITQ-n62VaXI
what a hard lad
Why does he squat lads?
>>51909603
>mfw girl I know is studying a bullshit degree and got worse in her A-levels than me
>she went to a top boarding school and paid 210,000 quid
>I went to a shitty london comp
Great feel.
>>51909516
>>51909603
The Russell Group was basically invented to help Oxbridge rejects feel better about themselves
>>51909672
cause he knows he isn't going to do it
>>51909627
Me on the horizontal
yea cunts
New Canaan here
too bad the Iraqis got mucked
now Syria will be itching for my anus
>>51909614
They are exactly like middle school spics trying to act hard.
>>51909765
What game is this?
>>51909708
fetal alcohol syndrome
poshos are heavy drinkers, it helps to deal with the guilt
>>51909708
Small eyes
I have the same :(
Not really small eyeballs, just squint a lot without noticing
>>51909757
The blonde is a top qt fur sure.
me with the glasses lads
>>51908847
dat 37-42, golden range lads
rollin
>>51909787
The Adventures of Grover in Outer Space
>>51909817
From left to right
Slag
Slag
Slag
Major slag
Pigeon man actually jumped off that roof, and the trauma caused Arnold's mind to manipulate the memory into the clearly less logical flight.
>>51909839
what about me though lad
http://b.zoobe.com/videos/smoCBcaxub0RBGeQNSOHdPY1snw
>>51909856
fuck is this
>>51909851
You seem like a totally rad dude
I like your hair :3
>>51909856
top kek
up in 6 hours waheeeey
Just had a good cry lads.
>>51909884
>he actually clicked it
Waheey
MoD, MI5, CIA, etc are going to thoroughly fuck your shit up
>>51909817
>green hat
Totes would desu
Looks tasty af
>>51909925
all is it is a shitty cartoon of someone mocking "wagekeks"
Lads ran out of toilet paper and have just pooped, what do i do
>>51909973
>Pooped
Fuck off Yank
>>51909973
tear up the card roll
>>51909856
>I was a wagekek
>I always did the shifts nobody else wanted
>I always did the shitty jobs nobody else would do
>I got nothing for it
Nice guys finish last, be an asshole like everybody else
>>51909973
Towel
The little bit of carpet that's around your toilet (I can't remember what it's called)
no mean Arabs gonna push me around now that I've got the Bomb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ANI6oj8p2M
>>51909973
Do you have a dog?
Savoring a wank
gonna post some 90s country lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NMv2QaECvM
can't wait for christmas so i can spend all day shitposting in bed
OOH
AHH
JEZBOLLAH
'Night lads
Maybe tomorrow will be better
Haha lol jk it won't, it'll be incrementally worse
picture of me x
https://youtu.be/CGzULlEbG_c
Who this? Her accent was heavenly.
>>51910148
Sorry lad wrong thread.
>tfw born with shit coloured eyes, all siblings have blue eyes
>going to get murdered in the race war
>>51910183
dont feel too bad lad i have blue eyes and im still ugly as shit
Going pretty badly here lads
don't know if I should go for the "Samson" option
not really a load of choices since they've got me outgunned otherwise.
but nuking them might trigger a global apocalypse, or just make everyone mad at me and no more Yank bennies.
Am working Christmas eve and boxing day lads
I'm 4 weeks into taking care of myself (diet, exercise, hygiene) and I'm getting mighty sick of it.
Aren't people who do this shit supposed to feel smug and happy about themselves?
I was happier wallowing in my own filth, watching cartoons and eating takeaway every night.
>>51910242
You get new year off tho?
>>51910183
>The race war
Doing a stretch
finished doing a gaussian and a gauss-jordan elimination
this shit takes forever
>>51910260
Working as a Christmas temp so contracts over by then lel but they night ask me to stay who knows
>tfw making good impressions on your lecturers and lab instructors just by being polite and paying attention
feels good lads
All I wanted was a pepsi lads
Just one pepsi
and SHE wouldn't give it to me!
>>51910220
*kisses u*
ur beautiful to me la
literally me
Need to do a poo by January and haven't even started yet I'm so fucked lads
>>51910312
make her pay
>>51910183
>>51910220
>2016 - 1/12
>not having green eyes
>>51910342
Doesn't matter
I'll prolly get hit by a car anyway
