Urban planning edition
>de gay
katy
wew lads
*stumbles in through the door*
haha what am i like?
tonight..............it's personal
charli
got a big kiss after the date last night :3
britain for the /brit/s
>>51897313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXL1agXVeuo
It's an OK watch
The cuts are a bit too abrupt and some stuff is left out
fourth for offshore finance
>>51897253
very good edition
alri lads
>vapid consumerism
if trump is banned from the UK i will lose all respect for your country
Emily
>mfw I rip the entire kyarychan tumblr
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35052505
This is a joke lads, I hope parliament laughs it off.
Why do we have so many keks in this country.
CARA
>>51897404
I looked at it yesterday for the first time in a while and I ended up saving every single picture haha
how do we not fall out of the bed more often? when i go to sleep on the left i can often end up on the right in a double, but when i sleep in a single i obviously don't ever roll off out of the bed.
wtf like
>>51897395
need sersh creampie p
Natalia Poklonskaya
>>51897445
I rekcon it's the fairies gently pushing us bcak in
why do they want to ban trump? is it literally because he doesn't like muslims?
Yo, gents. I this place free of /lat/ ?
Fucking niggers raided /neder/ and then /neder/ refuugees came to /balt/
/lat/ cunts followed them and shitposted /balt to death
Can I stay here for some time ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqx9KxQfpAg
>>51897354
really want to see what her fanny looks like
perfect
order
>>51897477
fuck off we are full
>>51897477
heck no
>>51897476
They won't admit they're wrong if it kills them at this point.
>>51897477
whats your favourite flavour crisps
going to get a pizza or summat dont know dont care
thinking about mumfords megamachines
>>51897432
good post
>>51897456
need natalia and sersh creampie vids
>>51897477
What do you think about canadians?
>it's a yank and brit twat talking about shite old cars thread
>>51897542
wish i could operate one of them desu
>>51897476
The UK's proximity to mainland Europe has caused it to turn kuck.
In fact the country never has fully recovered from WWI.
>>51897552
Me too
Hope it's a black bull too x
>8th birthday
>tgi fridays
>HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU LOL
>give me a cake with lit candles
>make me stand on my wobbly chair holding the fucking cake with lit candles on
>HAHA WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND HOW OLD ARE YOU
>I'M ANON
'>'AGE 8'
>why the fuck did I say 'age 8' and not 'and I'm 8'?
>people cheer and clap
>>51897478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIvGC6u75HU
choon
Having a cup of tea before I head off to work lads
bye x
>>51897478
>>51897607
brit is it gay if I plan to get married to my friend if I can't find a gf? haha
>>51897317
thought about doing lets plays since that seems to be the only way to get views on Youtube anymore
mostly of old games I imagine since that's 90% of what I play now anyways.
>>51897615
good bye famalam
>>51897369
Thanks lad, now I have all the flags in Europe
>>51897627
>getting married
>to a woman
>2015
You reap what you sow.
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/114003
Have you signed it yet?
Why or why not?
hehe...meme
>>51897591
Did a VERY big laugh at this for some reason.
how old were you when you had your first wank?
12 and a half here, over a lolo ferrari documentary. literally had no idea what i was doing but managed to do a cum.
i'm a late bloomer as far as i'm aware.
>>51897641
i bet more than half of that is a lie
>>51897530
vinegar
>>51897558
Country is going to shit. Trudeu lacks common sense
>>51897698
>attaching your name, address and email to a political opinion on a government website
Literally a big brother data mine.
>>51897476
i can't imagine anyone other than uni aged children are signing that petition
spoiler: uni babbies are gigakeks
>>51897641
>KKK
>largely defunct since the 60s and consists of old roleplayers in bedsheets now
>Westboro Baptist
>stands around holding signs that say mean things.
>>51897615
laters fa͏m
don't like the current posting gimmicks on /brit/, things like..
putting a 'x' at the end of everything
'doing a ___' or 'did a ____'
gayposting
>>51897734
i have a mate who claims his first wank was 16
>>51897753
literally just vinegar?
fair cop
>>51897370
very bad quality pic
>>51897641
>KKK or westbaptoro church
when have they took credit for a mass murder lately? when has anyone from their "clans" even been a suspect?
>>51897734
Somewhere around 10. One of the neighborhood kids was like "You gotta try that shit mang" which is hindsight was a little weird.
>First, we had Attenborough on population control: it's irresponsible, he warned, to have big families. That Malthusian comment was in keeping with his role as a patron of the Optimum Population Trust, which campaigns for a reduced global population. According to the Trust, Britain's population should shrink to half its present size.
>That's not all. After telling us to have fewer children, Sir David is now telling us to stop helping our African brethren by sending them food aid. He told The Daily Telegraph:"We say, get the United Nations to send them bags of flour. That's barmy.” Really? The consequences of our stopping food aid to countries such as Sudan or Rwanda are clear: famine. Can kindly, cuddly Sir David really wish that on his conscience – or ours?
so based
doing a gay post x
>attaching your name, address and email to a political opinion on a government website
>Literally a big brother data mine.
>>51897832
>>51897698
>click the map
>everywhere is light orange except london and brighton which is deep red
ebin, simply ebin
>>51897789
>putting a 'x' at the end of everything
>gayposting
same thing
>>51897832
bit gay
Glaswegian Imam on Reporting Scotland said Trump's comments are as bad as ISIS
>>51896667
Always had horrid pensmanship tbQh.
doing an anime lads
>>51897832
batty boy
>>51897889
agreed
Did my part x
>>51897908
2/3
forgot your 'x' mate
>>51897908
FANTASTIC post
>>51897789
doing a reply x
>>51897415
>Labour MP Tulip Siddiq says Donald Trump is not welcome in the UK following his anti-Muslim comments
Since when did somone called Yulip Siddiq decide what the indigenous British people want?
I really, really, really can't wrap my head around leftists lads. They just don't get it.
>>51897930
please end your life
>>51897476
The left are the biggest fascists around today and always want to censor or ban anything that goes against their narrative.
>>51897930
*doxes u*
>>51897933
It's not gayposting so 1/3 lad
>>51897897
>dat one
Are you a kraut?
>DUDE i'm like totally from california
thread needs more kendall
>>51897920
Rasheed
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-35051838
>which by the way has nothing to do with Islam
>>51897930
We need to block Charles PAG Windsor from the throne.
>>51897981
no that was what I was implying you see
>>51897930
How the fuck does that have 300k signatures?
>>51897930
>Angus
Scotkeks out in full force today
>>51897476
>>51897529
You're both spot on, got space for me to move to America?
>>51897957
Exactly, and they don't even recognise it because in school they are taught that Fascism is literally only Nazis and their point of view
>>51897994
going to go catch some gnarly waves dude, totally tubular
>>51897985
Actually I am, how could you tell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2sMP-5EEl0
Not enjoying this vid lads
>>51898046
because its a very important political issue :)
>>51898050
Only did it for a laugh x
Actually quite like him, but it'd great banter to have the future Emperor of America banned lmfao.
Anyone fancy playing some Blops 1 on Xbox?
i dont have a mic but I'm really good at demolition lads
>>51898081
It's what everyone is thinking but doesn't want to say out loud.
>>51897946
You've been doing this all day m8, banging on about leftists, lefties and liberals.
Give it a rest.
>want to text her back
>Don't want the conversation to end
>she's the first thing I think about and the last thing I think about during the day
>I'll never fall in love with anyone as much as her
>Spending a few days with her in a week or so's time
>I'm literally in love with this girl
>>51898127
extremely quick reply
Post slags.
>>51898127
she's literally getting rogered as we speak
>Be scottish
>literally oppose everything Donald Trump represents
>suck his dick anyway for your own promotion
>he says a contentious thing
>take it all back for fear of upsetting muslims and losing kekold support
why are we so pathetic
qt invited me for a party this weekend lads
>tfw you see one of your reaction images in the wild
>>51898157
hoe-ly shit, post more black twitter
>>51898180
>scotland
>being hypocritical kucks
whats new
>>51898150
Can we please start a /brit/ drinking game lads?
>Drink when anyone posts the word lad, desu/2bh, mate
>Drink whenever a johnny foreigner posts
>Drink whenever someone is a paki
>Drink for shersh and cara
>Drink whenever a normie posts
am I missing anything?
Alrready a bit sozzled so might not make sense
>flashing christmas lights on the house of the road
Fucking plebs.
>>51898180
SNP are the best at playing politics
>>51898203
>>51898246
fuck off m8. we're no different southerners. just not as good at it
>>51898180
why are you afraid of usetting muslims lad, it's not like they are violent
>>51897946
>mfw she's my MP
>>51898282
do it on friday desu
gf just sent me this
>>51898294
>finna
Genuinely hate few words more than that.
>>51898125
was my first post of the day actually m8
>>51898294
they actually think being white is an advantage in careers?
>>51898282
I drink whenever I drink.
>Corbyn becomes Prime Minister
>Trump is banned from the UK
>Trump becomes President
Gonna be the end of the Special Relationship. We may end up going full Commie and USA may go full neo-Fascist but if that's what it takes to be free and not a US pawn, I'll take it.
>>51898282
Good day mate,I just came back from the bar,where I spent a lot of time with my friends.
My name is János,which is basically John.
Just call me Johnny.
Still got half a bottle of rum left but might get beer anyway and see if i can make the rum last another week
>>51898350
it is
affirmative action is not as widespread as you think and it's non-existent for higher level positions
>>51898282
tbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbhtbh
>>51898320
>his mp's a paki
lelelele
>>51898071
dat one
>>51897946
The arrogance of pakis saying such things is exactly why they aren't welcome.
>yfw the president of the United States is legally banned from entering the United Kingdom, America's biggest ally
>>51898350
i took it more as "why the fuck would i want to be black"
>>51898382
still doesn't make white an advantage, it just makes it an even field
>>51898194
>tfw you see a webm you made on Twitter
>>51898413
How do Britons write it?
was going to spend all night watching anime but then i forgot I have night shift to do
Done my part lads x
>>51898339
What does it mean?
>>51898467
A single straight line desu. I picked up the habit of doing ones like you.
>British people caring about Donald Trump
Such keks to big brother USA.
>>51897641
>Every single person he encountered during his recovery was a Muslim
Why do I doubt this?
>>51898491
5K
Pathetic, all it does is validate the other petition.
what expression is this character trying to convey?
>>51898046
Because we have a lot of fifth column looking out for their interests.
>>51898461
>I share my university with specimens like this
>>51898547
What is he looking at?
>>51898506
going to.. im finna get this, i'm going to get this
>>51898344
Not a very good first post then m8, very derivative.
>>51898506
finally
>>51897897
>2015
>writing in cursive
cracka runes desu
>>51898506
"Going to". Doesn't even make sense.
>>51898559
beautiful uni desu
what is it?
>>51898125
Rasheed.
>>51898567
going to ---> finna
How the fuck does that work?
>>51898491
I can't even use the website it's slow as shit
>>51898511
>it doesn't matter who the US president is
>>51898511
agreed
sick of hearing about it
this country and even posters itt are obsessed with yanks
can't wait for their election to be over so i don't have to hear about it
i want the candidate /pol/ doesn't like to win just to annoy them haha
>>51897253
reticulating splines
reticulating splines
reticulating splines
reticulating splines
reticulating splines
>>51898601
gonna = going to
finna = fixing to
me in the middle
>>51898511
>>51898614
This desu, we've become so americanised it's pathetic.
What are we here to do? Shouldn't that be like the first question we ask? What's the point, what's the mission statement, what are we here to accomplish & where are we even going...besides the grave?
Even though childhood was great due to lack of responsibilities, generally speaking since I have emerged from the womb I have spent the vast majority of my time in "education". What was the reason for attending the educational facility?...to learn things about life etc, okay, understandable enough...but then as secondary school came into the picture, it became clear that school was basically all about getting good qualifications so I could end up with a good paying job and hopefully get to be one of the more comfortable cogs in the machine (yet still a cog).
What was the good paying job needed for? To feed, clothe and shelter myself from the environment and use the money to eliminate negatives which come from being a body which falls apart and eventually decays - i.e. dentist appointments and doctors appointments etc, not to mention the car and fuel needed to get there. The left over money is then used to spend on "fun activities" such as...what? Sports? Kicking a ball around a field into a net, "going-out" and consuming alcoholic beverages which kill a few brain cells resulting in a more "care-free" state, travelling and transporting your carcass to different lands so the eyeballs can indulge in a different sights. Decorating and painting your carcass so you come across as attractive enough so you may be able to thrust your penis inside a gash in another's carcass, while sticking a meaty tongue down the others throat. All for what...to relieve a tension and secrete a slimy fluid? (Hopefully they wore protection).
What else...perhaps striving to get a better job so you feel psychologically superior to other carcasses, even though they are no different than yourself.
>>51898578
>>51898601
it makes some sense if you think about it
people used to say "I'm fixing to do something"
so that changed to "im finna do something
kind of like I'm going to do something turned to
"gonna" do something
>>51898506
>>51898601
>>51898578
It's short for "fixing to". "I'm fixing to make myself a sandwich".
>>51898625
>fixing to
that doesn't make sense either
>>51898601
>>51898625
Yorkshire at it again
>>51898594
King's College, Cambridge. Everyone poses in front of it for these meme pictures because it's the most picturesque college
I go to a different college
I'm being paid to shill products in /brit/ and other generals on 4chan
Buy Dove deodorant as a Christmas present for your Mummy!!!
AMA
>>51898641
So, generally we just eat, sleep, excrete, eliminate negatives as best we can and chase trivial desires which never fully satisfy...all while suffering and slowly decaying as the free radicals accumulate and then we are shipped off to a nursing home to eat pub-grub and have some youngster wipe our wrinkly ass while anxiously waiting to die and be shoveled into the cold ground to rot and decompose into a putrid mess, or perhaps be burnt in an industrial oven and have our bones ground in a blender to ash.
To add even more absurdity to this state of affairs, once the lump of fat inside the skull stops working and our brain activity ceases, all memories vanish as if they never were...so you may as well have never even lived in the first place. What a load of nonsense.
>>51898629
>you will never be sexually assaulted by a group of teenage paki slags
>>51898666
delete this
>>51898339
Hol up, so you be sayin we summa finna susi skwa?
>tfw unironically not had a shower in a week
>tfw literally smell of shit
wew
>>51898547
>>51898650
Don't look at me, senpai.
>>51898642
>>51898648
Never heard of it lads
>>51898670
go back to studying you redbrick twat
>>51898696
Did you poo yourself?
>>51898682
what should i buy for my secret santa
its a grill, £10 limit
>>51898509
Interesting. I need to pay more attention to things like this.
>>51898382
Go and cry somewhere else, Jesus Christ.
>>51898724
It's a Southern US thing.
>>51897946
>someone born and raised in Britain doesn't have a right to offer her opinion on what her and her fellow brits want
Rorke.
>>51898730
An extra small condom
who /revising/ here
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2733912/No-longer-marvellous-awesome-Britons-using-American-words-traditional-English-decline.html
Brits? Ha more like east yanks
>>51898685
You know what, for once I'm not going to.
Watch out, /brit/ there's a new bad boy about.
>>51898650
It's, like deep south stuff
>>51898749
How do you know that? Are you a yank?
>>51898685
>>51898763
>>51898730
a small vibrator
>>51898760
they're literally using our entire language though.
>>51898656
stop stalking me pls
>>51898568
T O P C U C K
O
P
C
U
C
K
>>51898515
Because it goes against the >beliefs< you hold jf edgelord. That guy is a soldier, done more than you, is actually a man not a manlet and at the end of the day, his word is worth a lot more than yours. little cuntslike you should be outed and beaten, traitor scum.
>>51898759
good luck on your gcses paul
>>51898461
What an awful excuse for a male.
>>51898760
Someone told me to "step up to the plate" the other day. Didn't know what they meant haha, had to ask.
>>51898726
Haven't shit myself for 9 years senpai
I just stink, it smells bad and good at the same time, it's a very pungent odour
>TFW /brit/ knows more about my language's slang and etymology than I do
It's like you guys don't need me...
>>51898749
>>51898724
>>51898720
>Not speaking southern black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrqH3zaMco4&ab_channel=SuperkenGaming
Arse is too hairy lads. Bog roll rips itself to shred on my brillo pad arsehole and gets lost in that fucking bunghole jungle and then my arse is left smelling and sweaty with shitstained loo roll stuck in it.
>>51898806
bit older than that la
>>51898760
yanks don't use fortnight?
also literally never heard anybody over the age of 14 describe anything as "aw*some"
>>51897946
>>51898752
Actually, her name is টিউলিপ রেজওয়ানা সিদ্দীক.
Say it right shitlords.
>>51898781
I don't know what came over me. The heady rush... I wasn't myself.
>>51898799
There you go again. Another very unoriginal post.
There are GIRLS who might be NAKED right HERE reading YOUR POSTS
>>51898594
>beautiful
Come on holiday here m8, places like that literally everywhere.
>>51898823
we don't...
>>51898780
Not sure how I know that. I'm not a yank.
>>51898802
I'm 6'6". He wishes he was as much of a man as me.
>>51898860
I am one of them
>>51898823
*hugs you*
>>51898760
>Cheerio
almost the blessed word
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXEsvJ9DffA
If this post gets 20 (You)s I will post a picture of my willy on /soc/
>>51898825
Love this post
how is /GF2015/ coming along lads?
>>51898867
Stop bully, West Midlands
>>51898889
Thanks xx
>>51898889
sex offender thats a girl mate
>51898898
fuck off
are all roadmen and scousers having a moment of silence tonight as douglas thompkins died
>>51898848
was getting very worried there
>>51898860
*pops a mild stiffy*
>>51898825
lol
http://www.theguardian.com/stage/2015/dec/09/aidan-gillen-i-hate-fame-but-id-miss-it-too#comment-64789402
>>51898642
>people used to say "I'm fixing to do something"
>>51898916
excellent filename
>>51898909
how is your abysmal squat coming along?
>>51898920
Oh shit, please no one dob me in.
>>51898859
>>>/reddit/
>>51898900
>>51898933
Don't laugh at my hair arse with dubs lads.
>episode 17 of some random animated russian kids show has 1 BILLION views on youtube
literally WHy
donna poo
>>51898944
Fucking reddit
got a pizza and if you have a problem with that then you'll soon find yourself on the receiving end of a stiffly worded letter from my legal representatives
>>51898919
>the west of the middle lands
just got out the shower desu and i smell utterly divine
might maybe do a sleep
FIxing to do a poo, me hearties yo ho.
>>51898954
haven't been in a gym in ages m8
>>51898973
Post
>>51898968
get laser removal and post the before and after shots
might do it myself
>>51898979
>Eating pizzas
I hope you gain a lot of weight
i want to learn how to pronounce irish words 2bh
fuckin mayo
>>51898992
>his dad finally paid the water bill
wew lad
