sauga city edition
cara
>>51893797
I don't work in a dairy.
scooters
was gna reply to a few people but cba to go back to the old thread
sersh:
*dog voice* ruff day hmmm
cant rememebr the others
something about food
*serenades you on the kazoo*
>>51893835
>tfw I get a special mention
wew girl
>>51893830
excellent
I would like to drive a scooter some day, that would be cool
>Chinese quarter
>Gay village
what the hell is wrong with Birmingham lads?
charli
h
a
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l
i
>>51893764
want to see that club up her arse
doing a why live
mugi
>>51893869
You're going downhill fast.
>>51893753
J M E
SERIOUS
>>51893882
>not going to the gay bars on hurst street after the normie clubs shut at 4am
>>51893878
>>51893880
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lw8iXmNmRl
song for everyone itt 2bh
>>51893883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqtunQ4yd30
massive choonnnn
You used to page me on my pager
>>51893903
>yank
>name
>k on
>>51893883
>ugly skinnyfat paki poo in the loo
delete this
>>51893964
*throws 11p into your hat*
>>51893945
drake & skepta
JME & PND when
Maisie
Anyone else here work nights? I didn't mind it at first but now I want to get off it asap, having a normal work day is miles better
>>51893964
Where's your grammy
>>51893975
absolutely peng tits in that video desu
>>51894044
>drake
>trying to dress like a london roadman
makes me cringe 2bh
>>51894056
where did you get this picture of me haha!!
>>51893479
10
I've done 5 today
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02cjycE3tZA
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l9ACbpEkNg
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ENx9b8er8P
3 PARTER
>>51894066
I turned it down
https://youtu.be/DTWlm0tEffE
lel, banter
>>51894064
I'm on days la, so much better
AHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGFFGFFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGG
>>51894080
only a canadian would pull this shit
What's the most you've pooed in one day lads? Have to be semi-solid logs and not illness related.
My charger is so fucking shit that the percentage goes down if I use it at the same time as I charge it
how do I fix this?
watching some Conan O'Brien
good lad Tbh
Anyone keep a spreadsheet this year
Quality choon sang by a top girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y
>>51894137
good post
>>51893975
autotune makes every song sound the same
>>51894056
>i literally know this feel
Feels bad fa
>>51894155
close all your applications and clear RAM
>>51894064
its my ideal job because it entails less talking to bellends and justifies arse ended sleep schedules
bet you just dont like it cos you fucked it up with your workfu ghehe hyuhu
>>51893964
>>51894101
mm yes first class
>>51894137
great
>autotune makes every song sound the same
>>51894151
twice because i held it in the previous day
don't eat enough to poor more
>>51894101
Holy shit, pure bants
Reminder that you could be a literal billionaire in 10 years if you just joined the police.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xNfVeOeLzX
can you get bitches from playing 3 chords??
>>51894173
I spotted several 0s on days there, quite disappointed
Need to do work but can't bring myself to start it lads.
>>51894211
don't say bad things about qt coworker
>>51893883
bloody hell she is obscenely fit
>>51894223
>respecting any "musician" that uses autotune
Get a grip senpai, that's normie tier shit
>>51894239
snitch
>>51894182
What is Believe?
>>51894290
good lad
just applied to become white
sick of this racism 2bh
So-called Daesh
>>51894239
I think my principles are more important than money. I couldn't ever be a part of this level of retardation and be proud of myself.
>>51894249
sing sweet nothings in my ear whilst i make love to my partners
>>51894283
hows things with her
>>51894239
>He thinks he'll get to be a constable under Camerons government
But for real though, they're cutting back on police in everywhere but the met. They only let you be a PCSO now for like 2 years.
t. someone who was going to join the police
>>51894297
Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
>>51894239
you can make 6 figs on the reg here as a cop with just a bit of overtime
and even that can be made up by the super liberal amount of holidays you get.
My fetish 2bh lads
>>51894373
Things are awkward as fuck ngl fa͏m
My brother has cancer, his dying wish is that I get loads of (You)'s on /brit/
>>51894249
yeah x
>>51894408
>ywn be raped by a shitskin GILF
what a weird feel
>>51894341
the best pics are the ones where she's getting out of cars, looks way sexier somehow
>>51894118
Jelly desu, I'm going to look for a new job soon if they don't let me change shifts, I go to sleep at like 6 in the morning and wake up around 2, and when it's around this time I'd just rather relax instead of going to work.
>>51894211
You're very right about less bellends and sleeping when you want, I'd definitely miss that. It's all males where I work btw so no workfus sadly
How can one woman be so right?
i ain't ken livingstone and i ain't boris
can't gurantee tomorrow cuz it ain't promised
There is nothing more pointless than arguing about music
>>51894370
You only need to do 2 years on the beat. Obviously you can keep doing that after the two years are up if you're a psychopath who enjoys leveraging their power over normal people, but if you're not mentally ill then you can just move to a cushy office position like fraud or internal affairs.
@51894450
'no'
let's get monged lads
listening to nasheeds to drown out my housemates """"""""""""""""""""""music""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>51894495
arguing about any of the thigns /brit/ argues about
>>51894239
28k after tax isn't a lot
>>51894367
would genuinely rather have trump. clinton is a true psychopath just like her husband
>>51894492
I wake up at 6am la
>>51894495
>implying girls don't love it
Has anyone here ever been on a lads holiday to some Greek island or the like?
>you will never force your royal cock deep into Pippa's tight arse
How do I make my cum whiter, lads?
>>51894553
More than enough for a studio apartment with internet anywhere outside London. Which is all I need.
>>51894532
good post
>>51893753
SHAWTY YOU'RE CURIOOOOOOUS
>>51894583
bleach
>>51894450
>>51894450
>>51894450
>>51894450
>>51894450
thsrhys>>51894450
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argaergsthaser>>51894450
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>>5189
4450
ar>>51894450
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rah>>51894450
ahaerj>>51894450
tatu>>51894450
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>>51894450
aerhsrtrk>>51894450
>>51894450
strj
>>51894500
Or the thought crime department.
>>51894239
is this before or after tax?
I sincerely hope all the fair maidens of /brit/ know this list
>>51894624
Nah, I don't watch anime
>>51894628
remember when a bin lorry absolutely crushed all of that scottish garbage
>>51894211
>>51894025
>>51894237
>>51893878
>>51894373
>>51894463
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UTFqERrQFb
didn't give it full stacks cause didnt want my mummy coming up and telling me to be quiet x
>>51894579
Imagine how many women he's fucked. probably more than all of 4chan put together
>>51894239
>going into the public sector under a tory government
>>51894599
you also need to get fit, work with horrible people, literal dregs of society and do disgusting things if you're talented enough to drive a police car
Based
This girl died in the lorry crash and her social media is still up
https://www.instagram.com/erinmcquadee/
>>51894662
I swooned
>>51894703
For 2 years. Then for the rest of your life you sit in an office getting promotions simply for showing up.
>>51894557
Sounds shit when you hear it like that but just think when you're relaxing at night and /brit/posting I'm heading off to work
>>51894628
And the pigs will tell themselves that it's OK because they are only following orders.
latest news on maisiebro
>>51894579
>Adele
>>51894493
Serious question:
If a politician said that in the UK or other European country what would happen to them?
>>51894752
>For 2 years
prove it
just tried to clench my bum to hold a poo in but just ended up forcing it out
>mum/dad go out
>ask me to buy cat food while theyre gone
for heavens sake im not equipped for the outdoors
>>51894755
Waking up at 6am is comfy senpai, roads are quiet, you get to see sunrise as you get to work and everything la
Absolute top-notch banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOluIDYtmc0
>>51894708
A reminder that if you are a shitskin then you can call for genocide based on skin colour and gender without even going to court, but if you are white then disagreeing with a shitskin is enough to get you jail.
>>51894798
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/peter-robinson-i-wouldnt-trust-muslims-devoted-to-sharia-law-but-i-would-trust-them-to-go-down-to-the-shops-for-me-30313447.html
>>51894807
KEGELS lad
>>51894493
literally so based
>you will never earn millions from baiting retards
all I get for it is (You)s
>>51894642
Good post
>>51894662
Amazing x
>>51894797
NEVAMIND I'LL FIND
SOMEONE LIKE YOOOOOOoOuUuU
Don't like this whole entitlement rule lads
>>51894738
She always said she wanted to be thinner.
>>51894858
is this kirsten dunst or a lookalike?? seriously can't tell
>>51894804
>>51894173
>cumulative total
oh how i laughed
>>51894579
isn't this incest?
classic Royal family
>>51894708
Fucking obscene that she went to trial for sending a cartoon to someone
If it was ANYONE other than a fucking muslim the police would have just laughed at the complainant
>>51894919
it's her m8
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>51894906
>>>51894807
>pictures of my wife's closet proves she lives in monaco
Literally how
>>51894798
>>51894906
Why do these rich men get married? Clearly the guy has property in Monaco so he probably pays like 20p in tax per annum anyway. So WHY get married to a 20 year old knowing how royally c͜ucked you will be she decided to divorce you?
I don't get it.
If I get dubs you're all pakis
>>51894924
That dosn't say you're off the streets after 2 years.
if you apply for one of those jobs and get it
chances are you won't get it or you will get one that still requires street work
will someone please give me a gf?
>>51894741
been getting nothing but positive (you) the last week, looking forward to see how I fare in the end of year /brit/ awards 2bh
>>51894895
wnt 2 b my brit gf?
>>51894840
grandbants
>>51895025
If I get dubs ur mums a paki
>>51895034
Yeah I guess that's true if you're a mong. Personally I am not a mong and would easily ace any progression tests so it's not something I need to worry about at all.
Ask a guy living in Compton anything.
>>51895089
>>51895025
If I get dubs, pakis are white
Good OP Tbh lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS2BYq3YpNM
Are most women vain narcissistic shallow bitches lads?
>>51894830
Sounds great m8, plus having a normal sleeping pattern again. I set off in about an hour and it's usually dark and depressing, with all the tired and pissed off office workers trying to hit me off my bike.
>>51894949
Whites are second class citizens in Britain.
>>51894109
Pls respond
>>51894985
think about it do you keep all your shoes in your house or in new york
i got 10 bitches and of them obedient
its coming up
>>51895119
How hyped is Kendrick and when are you off parole?
>>51894993
>jailed
What the fuck. I'd heard about people being sentenced to community service, or to visit holocaust museums, but JAILED? Over a fucking twitter post?
jesus christ
>>51895161
Yes
t. virgin
>>51895161
No, all women are.
>>51895119
eyy foo u bang ese?
fucking mayate orale foo ill catch u slippin on the streets ese ima fuck you up
orale foo u mayate asses better stay on the northside homie straight up inglewood bangin ese varrio los surenos
i dont need to nobooks ese i fucking gangbang homie
ever catch yourself slippin on the wrong block you better not slip cuz im looking for a jack and if you putos see me coming loco go for the gat
Most impressive
Should I try something insane and invade Egypt while they're at war with Libya
or wait a while until my nuclear program is complete?
>>51895187
it doesn't say he is in monaco. it just says he's swiss
>>51895042
Big commitment, I'm terrible at commitment
mum and the next door neighbour just come into my room
she's showing her round the house to compare for some reason
bit awkward 2bh
it's coming up
>>51895161
Find a random man and a random woman in their 20s, compare how many selfies they have on their phones
it's dare
>>51895211
Very, and I only live here cause houses are like 200,000 bucks max and I rent off the back duplex so I'm just sitting on my ass.
>>51895262
presumably he lives in monaco
>>51895318
excellent
>>51895233
That's good mang, almost made me pull out my gun.
>>51895278
what is like
want to play truth or dare, lads?
poster below me: TRUTH OR DARE?
doing an everything wahey
>>51895324
but if they're estranged. why do they live together
>>51895268
Out of all the threads, in all the boards in the site, you walk into mine
>>51895323
What do you do for a living?
>>51895373
DARE
doing an nothing lads
>>51895378
bet you're not even shagging
>>51895372
baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
>>51895169
>my bike
Push bike or motorbike?
>>51895419
I dare you to kiss the best looking poster in this thread
>>51895373
Dare
>>51895440
not a bad post
REGINA
E
G
I
N
A
>>51895474
*kisses a mirror*
>>51895462
Push bike, I have a feeling there's an anti cyclist rant coming on
>>51895496
take that back
>7 pages of word processing to do
>It's due tomorrow
>Haven't even started
Deary me.
>>51895474
*kisses everyone*
>create Palestinian homeland
>Territory loss
not a fan desu but last time I said no it fucked me sideways, though I want to invade Egypt and doing this will make it harder.
wtf is Gaza then anyways eh?
they've already got their homeland
>>51895497
TTTTBBBHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://youtu.be/fVDOB9mby_w?t=274
>>51895476
I dare you to shout "bogies" as loud as you can
>>51895529
i meant not bad pham
as in good
doing an ethnic cleansing
>>51895596
That was my attempt at a joke.
>>51895220
We live in a police state and the useful idiots demand it to be.
>>51895545
What's the game senpai?
>>51895572
is this real
>>51895616
Getting dangerously close to infringing on my safe space, lad.
wish i could hire a hitman desu lads
>>51895572
doubt.jpeg
KStew 2bh
>>51895161
>Shallow
The only people that say this are bitter virgins with no relationship experience.
>>51895416
I'm a student and work a part time job to pay for water and stuff like that. The people I'm renting to are good people they don't look like they're moving any time soon so I'm set.
>>51895586
*whispers* bogies
>>51895616
>not being able to handle the banter
scots confirmed for not british
>>51895586
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HpwfTdGeBn
Fucking hell lads it's too much. She's too much of a qt.
>>51895723
does this have a penis?
>>51895711
he did it, the absolute madman
good fucking lad
>>51895696
Sounds good. I hope you do well lad.
>>51895711
TOP NOTCH
>>51895627
Conflict: Middle East political simulator
>Syria declared war on me just as I'm mopping up Lebanon
>tfw my nukes are ready for testing next month
Global holocaust time
>>51895711
commendable 2bh
*records mine at whispering pitch and bass boosts it 1000% *
>>51895711
absolute madman
when you poop, why does it make the bathroom smell so much? it's literally in the air for like 2 seconds, then covered entirely by water
does poop smell so bad the two seconds between butt and toilet are enough to stink up the whole bathroom?
>>51895675
Twilight on E4 soon lads
>>51895318
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AIvqIOCmX9
>>51895738
no its kyary you muppet
>>51895694
Here's your (you).
lads, where do i find girls to follow on instagram
>>51895806
>no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fijggq5R6w
Throwback lads
>Call me George Foreman cause I'm sellin everybody grills
>>51895806
literally who
>>51895801
thats just you lad
also 8/10 would put dick between boobs
>>51895671
>>51895711
Someone out do him and record yourself shouting bogies louder
>>51895616
anti-banter laws
>>51895817
>>51895711
Do yanks even know what the word means?
>>51895845
shes pretty kawaii
>>51895817
>>51895764
nope
immediately lost due to Syrian buttfucking
best I've ever done so far though
>tfw too much of a fascist so I never last much more than a year
Yanks love a sir don't they
fucking love a sir
>>51894972
DEAN
>taken out contacts
>cant find glasses
ASdasfgasdasdghasd
>>51895851
its for my self desu
>>51895711
yank masterrace can do this because they live in huge houses with lots of land, whereas we live in shoeboxes right next to eachother and the neighbors would go nuts
>>51895616
https://youtu.be/lWam4EWI48M
>>51895814
Factual statement tbqh. You know fine rightly you wouldn't stick your sausage into a big, sweating chunk of cottage cheese swathed in itself.
Emily
>>51895890
Nah, please inform me.
>>51895931
*takes boot off your crushed glasses and walks away whistling a merry tune*
>>51895962
cracking baps
what a fucking disgusting bitch
CHAT SHIT
>>51895934
You guessed it right.
I live in the burbs and my neighbors are probably gone right now.
>>51895817
follow a couple of slags
then follow their m8s
and follow birds that do that 'share4share' bollocks
t. had a fake instagram account for over a year and have a very strong list of slags
>>51895962
Those chebs could feed half of africa
I'm getting new carpets
No more pissy carpets for me haha
>>51896006
good post good image
