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sauga city edition
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cara
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>>51893797
I don't work in a dairy.
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scooters
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was gna reply to a few people but cba to go back to the old thread
sersh:
*dog voice* ruff day hmmm
cant rememebr the others
something about food
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*serenades you on the kazoo*
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>>51893835
>tfw I get a special mention
wew girl

>>51893830
excellent

I would like to drive a scooter some day, that would be cool
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>Chinese quarter
>Gay village

what the hell is wrong with Birmingham lads?
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charli
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>>51893764
want to see that club up her arse
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doing a why live
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mugi
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>>51893869
You're going downhill fast.
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>>51893753
J M E

SERIOUS
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>>51893882
>not going to the gay bars on hurst street after the normie clubs shut at 4am
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>>51893878
>>51893880
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lw8iXmNmRl

song for everyone itt 2bh
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>>51893883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqtunQ4yd30
massive choonnnn
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You used to page me on my pager
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>>51893903
>yank
>name
>k on
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>>51893883
>ugly skinnyfat paki poo in the loo

delete this
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>>51893964
*throws 11p into your hat*
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>>51893945
drake & skepta
JME & PND when
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Maisie
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Anyone else here work nights? I didn't mind it at first but now I want to get off it asap, having a normal work day is miles better
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>>51893964
Where's your grammy
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>>51893975
absolutely peng tits in that video desu
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>>51894044
>drake
>trying to dress like a london roadman
makes me cringe 2bh
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>>51894056
where did you get this picture of me haha!!
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>>51893479

10

I've done 5 today
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s02cjycE3tZA

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l9ACbpEkNg

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ENx9b8er8P

3 PARTER

>>51894066
I turned it down
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https://youtu.be/DTWlm0tEffE

lel, banter
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>>51894064
I'm on days la, so much better
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AHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGFFGFFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGG
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>>51894080
only a canadian would pull this shit
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What's the most you've pooed in one day lads? Have to be semi-solid logs and not illness related.
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My charger is so fucking shit that the percentage goes down if I use it at the same time as I charge it

how do I fix this?
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watching some Conan O'Brien

good lad Tbh
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Anyone keep a spreadsheet this year
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Quality choon sang by a top girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y
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>>51894137
good post
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>>51893975
autotune makes every song sound the same
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>>51894056
>i literally know this feel
Feels bad fa
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>>51894155
close all your applications and clear RAM
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>>51894064
its my ideal job because it entails less talking to bellends and justifies arse ended sleep schedules
bet you just dont like it cos you fucked it up with your workfu ghehe hyuhu

>>51893964
>>51894101
mm yes first class

>>51894137
great
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>autotune makes every song sound the same
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>>51894151
twice because i held it in the previous day


don't eat enough to poor more
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>>51894101
Holy shit, pure bants
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Reminder that you could be a literal billionaire in 10 years if you just joined the police.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xNfVeOeLzX

can you get bitches from playing 3 chords??
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>>51894173
I spotted several 0s on days there, quite disappointed
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Need to do work but can't bring myself to start it lads.
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>>51894211
don't say bad things about qt coworker
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>>51893883
bloody hell she is obscenely fit
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>>51894223
>respecting any "musician" that uses autotune
Get a grip senpai, that's normie tier shit
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>>51894239
snitch
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>>51894182
What is Believe?
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>>51894290
good lad
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just applied to become white
sick of this racism 2bh
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So-called Daesh
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>>51894144
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>>51894239
I think my principles are more important than money. I couldn't ever be a part of this level of retardation and be proud of myself.
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>>51894249
sing sweet nothings in my ear whilst i make love to my partners

>>51894283
hows things with her
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>>51894239
>He thinks he'll get to be a constable under Camerons government

But for real though, they're cutting back on police in everywhere but the met. They only let you be a PCSO now for like 2 years.

t. someone who was going to join the police
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>>51894297
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Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
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>>51894239
you can make 6 figs on the reg here as a cop with just a bit of overtime

and even that can be made up by the super liberal amount of holidays you get.
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My fetish 2bh lads
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>>51894373
Things are awkward as fuck ngl fa͏m
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My brother has cancer, his dying wish is that I get loads of (You)'s on /brit/
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>>51894249
yeah x
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>>51894408
>ywn be raped by a shitskin GILF

what a weird feel
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>>51894341
the best pics are the ones where she's getting out of cars, looks way sexier somehow
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>>51894118
Jelly desu, I'm going to look for a new job soon if they don't let me change shifts, I go to sleep at like 6 in the morning and wake up around 2, and when it's around this time I'd just rather relax instead of going to work.

>>51894211
You're very right about less bellends and sleeping when you want, I'd definitely miss that. It's all males where I work btw so no workfus sadly
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How can one woman be so right?
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i ain't ken livingstone and i ain't boris
can't gurantee tomorrow cuz it ain't promised
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There is nothing more pointless than arguing about music
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>>51894370
You only need to do 2 years on the beat. Obviously you can keep doing that after the two years are up if you're a psychopath who enjoys leveraging their power over normal people, but if you're not mentally ill then you can just move to a cushy office position like fraud or internal affairs.
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@51894450
'no'
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let's get monged lads
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listening to nasheeds to drown out my housemates """"""""""""""""""""""music""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>51894495
arguing about any of the thigns /brit/ argues about
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>>51894239
28k after tax isn't a lot
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>>51894367

would genuinely rather have trump. clinton is a true psychopath just like her husband
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>>51894492
I wake up at 6am la
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>>51894495
>implying girls don't love it
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Has anyone here ever been on a lads holiday to some Greek island or the like?
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>you will never force your royal cock deep into Pippa's tight arse
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How do I make my cum whiter, lads?
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>>51894553
More than enough for a studio apartment with internet anywhere outside London. Which is all I need.
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>>51894532
good post
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>>51893753
SHAWTY YOU'RE CURIOOOOOOUS
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>>51894583
bleach
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>>51894500
Or the thought crime department.
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>>51894239
is this before or after tax?
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I sincerely hope all the fair maidens of /brit/ know this list
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>>51894624
Nah, I don't watch anime
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>>51894628

remember when a bin lorry absolutely crushed all of that scottish garbage
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>>51894211
>>51894025
>>51894237
>>51893878
>>51894373
>>51894463


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UTFqERrQFb


didn't give it full stacks cause didnt want my mummy coming up and telling me to be quiet x
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>>51894579
Imagine how many women he's fucked. probably more than all of 4chan put together
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>>51894239
>going into the public sector under a tory government
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>>51894599
you also need to get fit, work with horrible people, literal dregs of society and do disgusting things if you're talented enough to drive a police car
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Based
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This girl died in the lorry crash and her social media is still up

https://www.instagram.com/erinmcquadee/
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>>51894662
I swooned
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>>51894703
For 2 years. Then for the rest of your life you sit in an office getting promotions simply for showing up.
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>>51894557
Sounds shit when you hear it like that but just think when you're relaxing at night and /brit/posting I'm heading off to work
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>>51894628
And the pigs will tell themselves that it's OK because they are only following orders.
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latest news on maisiebro
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>>51894579

>Adele
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>>51894493
Serious question:
If a politician said that in the UK or other European country what would happen to them?
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>>51894752
>For 2 years
prove it
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just tried to clench my bum to hold a poo in but just ended up forcing it out
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>mum/dad go out
>ask me to buy cat food while theyre gone
for heavens sake im not equipped for the outdoors
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>>51894755
Waking up at 6am is comfy senpai, roads are quiet, you get to see sunrise as you get to work and everything la
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Absolute top-notch banter
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOluIDYtmc0
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>>51894708
A reminder that if you are a shitskin then you can call for genocide based on skin colour and gender without even going to court, but if you are white then disagreeing with a shitskin is enough to get you jail.
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>>51894798
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/peter-robinson-i-wouldnt-trust-muslims-devoted-to-sharia-law-but-i-would-trust-them-to-go-down-to-the-shops-for-me-30313447.html
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>>51894807
KEGELS lad
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>>51894493
literally so based

>you will never earn millions from baiting retards

all I get for it is (You)s
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>>51894642
Good post

>>51894662
Amazing x
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>>51894797
NEVAMIND I'LL FIND
SOMEONE LIKE YOOOOOOoOuUuU
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Don't like this whole entitlement rule lads
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>>51894738
She always said she wanted to be thinner.
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>>51894858
is this kirsten dunst or a lookalike?? seriously can't tell
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>>51894804
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>>51894173
>cumulative total
oh how i laughed
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>>51894579
isn't this incest?

classic Royal family
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>>51894708

Fucking obscene that she went to trial for sending a cartoon to someone

If it was ANYONE other than a fucking muslim the police would have just laughed at the complainant
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>>51894919
it's her m8
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AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
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>>51894906
>>>51894807
>pictures of my wife's closet proves she lives in monaco

Literally how
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>>51894798
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>>51894906
Why do these rich men get married? Clearly the guy has property in Monaco so he probably pays like 20p in tax per annum anyway. So WHY get married to a 20 year old knowing how royally c͜ucked you will be she decided to divorce you?

I don't get it.
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If I get dubs you're all pakis
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>>51894924
That dosn't say you're off the streets after 2 years.

if you apply for one of those jobs and get it
chances are you won't get it or you will get one that still requires street work
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will someone please give me a gf?
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>>51894741
been getting nothing but positive (you) the last week, looking forward to see how I fare in the end of year /brit/ awards 2bh

>>51894895
wnt 2 b my brit gf?
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>>51894840
grandbants
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>>51895025
If I get dubs ur mums a paki
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>>51895034
Yeah I guess that's true if you're a mong. Personally I am not a mong and would easily ace any progression tests so it's not something I need to worry about at all.
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Ask a guy living in Compton anything.
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>>51895089
>>51895025

If I get dubs, pakis are white
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Good OP Tbh lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS2BYq3YpNM
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Are most women vain narcissistic shallow bitches lads?
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>>51894830
Sounds great m8, plus having a normal sleeping pattern again. I set off in about an hour and it's usually dark and depressing, with all the tired and pissed off office workers trying to hit me off my bike.
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>>51894949
Whites are second class citizens in Britain.
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>>51894109
Pls respond
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>>51894985
think about it do you keep all your shoes in your house or in new york
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i got 10 bitches and of them obedient
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its coming up
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>>51895119
How hyped is Kendrick and when are you off parole?
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>>51894993
>jailed

What the fuck. I'd heard about people being sentenced to community service, or to visit holocaust museums, but JAILED? Over a fucking twitter post?
jesus christ
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>>51895161
Yes

t. virgin
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>>51895161
No, all women are.
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>>51895119

eyy foo u bang ese?

fucking mayate orale foo ill catch u slippin on the streets ese ima fuck you up

orale foo u mayate asses better stay on the northside homie straight up inglewood bangin ese varrio los surenos

i dont need to nobooks ese i fucking gangbang homie

ever catch yourself slippin on the wrong block you better not slip cuz im looking for a jack and if you putos see me coming loco go for the gat
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Most impressive
Should I try something insane and invade Egypt while they're at war with Libya
or wait a while until my nuclear program is complete?
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>>51895187
it doesn't say he is in monaco. it just says he's swiss
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>>51895042
Big commitment, I'm terrible at commitment
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mum and the next door neighbour just come into my room
she's showing her round the house to compare for some reason
bit awkward 2bh
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it's coming up
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>>51895161

Find a random man and a random woman in their 20s, compare how many selfies they have on their phones
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it's dare
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>>51895211
Very, and I only live here cause houses are like 200,000 bucks max and I rent off the back duplex so I'm just sitting on my ass.
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>>51895262
presumably he lives in monaco
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>>51895318
excellent
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>>51895233
That's good mang, almost made me pull out my gun.
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>>51895278
what is like
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want to play truth or dare, lads?

poster below me: TRUTH OR DARE?
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doing an everything wahey
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>>51895324
but if they're estranged. why do they live together
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>>51895268
Out of all the threads, in all the boards in the site, you walk into mine
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>>51895323
What do you do for a living?
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>>51895373
DARE
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doing an nothing lads
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>>51895378
bet you're not even shagging
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>>51895372
baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
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>>51895169
>my bike
Push bike or motorbike?
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>>51895419

I dare you to kiss the best looking poster in this thread
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>>51895373
Dare
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>>51895440
not a bad post
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REGINA
E
G
I
N
A
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>>51895474
*kisses a mirror*
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>>51895462
Push bike, I have a feeling there's an anti cyclist rant coming on
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>>51895496
take that back
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>7 pages of word processing to do
>It's due tomorrow
>Haven't even started
Deary me.
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>>51895474
*kisses everyone*
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>create Palestinian homeland
>Territory loss
not a fan desu but last time I said no it fucked me sideways, though I want to invade Egypt and doing this will make it harder.
wtf is Gaza then anyways eh?
they've already got their homeland
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>>51895497
>>
TTTTBBBHHHHHHHHHHHH


https://youtu.be/fVDOB9mby_w?t=274
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>>51895476
I dare you to shout "bogies" as loud as you can
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>>51895529
i meant not bad pham
as in good
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doing an ethnic cleansing
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>>51895596
That was my attempt at a joke.
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>>51895220
We live in a police state and the useful idiots demand it to be.
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>>51895545

What's the game senpai?
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>>51895572
is this real
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>>51895616
Getting dangerously close to infringing on my safe space, lad.
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wish i could hire a hitman desu lads
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>>51895572
doubt.jpeg
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KStew 2bh
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>>51895161
>Shallow
The only people that say this are bitter virgins with no relationship experience.
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>>51895416
I'm a student and work a part time job to pay for water and stuff like that. The people I'm renting to are good people they don't look like they're moving any time soon so I'm set.
>>
>>51895586
*whispers* bogies
>>
>>51895616
>not being able to handle the banter
scots confirmed for not british
>>
>>51895586
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HpwfTdGeBn
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Fucking hell lads it's too much. She's too much of a qt.
>>
>>51895723
does this have a penis?
>>
>>51895711
he did it, the absolute madman

good fucking lad
>>
>>51895696
Sounds good. I hope you do well lad.
>>
>>51895711
TOP NOTCH
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>>51895627
Conflict: Middle East political simulator
>Syria declared war on me just as I'm mopping up Lebanon
>tfw my nukes are ready for testing next month

Global holocaust time
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>>51895711
commendable 2bh

*records mine at whispering pitch and bass boosts it 1000% *
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>>51895711
absolute madman
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when you poop, why does it make the bathroom smell so much? it's literally in the air for like 2 seconds, then covered entirely by water

does poop smell so bad the two seconds between butt and toilet are enough to stink up the whole bathroom?
>>
>>51895675
Twilight on E4 soon lads
>>
>>51895318
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AIvqIOCmX9
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>>51895738
no its kyary you muppet
>>
>>51895694
Here's your (you).
>>
lads, where do i find girls to follow on instagram
>>
>>51895806
>no
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fijggq5R6w
Throwback lads

>Call me George Foreman cause I'm sellin everybody grills
>>
>>51895806
literally who
>>
>>51895801
thats just you lad

also 8/10 would put dick between boobs
>>
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>>51895671
>>
>>51895711
Someone out do him and record yourself shouting bogies louder
>>
>>51895616
anti-banter laws
>>
>>51895817
Facebook
>>
>>51895711
Do yanks even know what the word means?
>>
>>51895845
shes pretty kawaii
>>
>>51895817
instagram
>>
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>>51895764
nope
immediately lost due to Syrian buttfucking

best I've ever done so far though

>tfw too much of a fascist so I never last much more than a year
>>
Yanks love a sir don't they

fucking love a sir
>>
>>51894972
DEAN
>>
>taken out contacts
>cant find glasses
ASdasfgasdasdghasd

>>51895851
its for my self desu
>>
>>51895711
yank masterrace can do this because they live in huge houses with lots of land, whereas we live in shoeboxes right next to eachother and the neighbors would go nuts
>>
>>51895616
https://youtu.be/lWam4EWI48M
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>>51895814
Factual statement tbqh. You know fine rightly you wouldn't stick your sausage into a big, sweating chunk of cottage cheese swathed in itself.
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Emily
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>>51895890
Nah, please inform me.
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>>51895931
*takes boot off your crushed glasses and walks away whistling a merry tune*
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>>51895962
cracking baps
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what a fucking disgusting bitch
>>
CHAT SHIT
>>
>>51895934
You guessed it right.
I live in the burbs and my neighbors are probably gone right now.
>>
>>51895817
follow a couple of slags
then follow their m8s
and follow birds that do that 'share4share' bollocks
t. had a fake instagram account for over a year and have a very strong list of slags
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>>51895962
Those chebs could feed half of africa
>>
I'm getting new carpets

No more pissy carpets for me haha
>>
>>51896006
good post good image
>>
>>51895986
i will find you
and i will kill you
with science
>>
I have woken up with morning wood every day for the past ~8 years. Is this normal lads??
>>
>>51896031

nice, cheers m8
>>
>>51895957
Exactly, women are shallow and men are shallow. Only a retard would say otherwise.
>>
>>51895962

would swim through an ocean of muslim shit and foreskins just to spaff on those funbags
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Kek what a mug
>>
>>51895962
alri sir
>>
>>51896006
>beauty is subjective
hahaha no it isn't

wew not a fan of how our society is so committed towards ugliness and destruction of beauty
>>
Fuck sake lads, I'm already chronically depressed, and one of my only comforts in life is returning home after a long day and spending the evening on the internet or playing games. Just got back to my apartment to find that someone climbed in through the window and stole my laptop, which isn't even worth anything. Remind me again why I shouldn't kill myself?
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THEY SEE ME ROLLLIIIINN
THEY HAAAATIIIIN
>>
>>51896110
Wrong. Neither are shallow. Looks are only a single (albeit, very important) factor in establishing a relationship.
>>
>>51895964
Screaming bogies is another term for jihad.
>>
>>51896125
Fucking lol what a moron
>>
>>51896125

fucking consumer drone deserves it
>>
>>51896125
fucking hilarious

can't believe they went to the national press over it
>>
>>51896159
demographics m8 gotta outbreed the irish
>>
>>51896125
was he aware he was volunteering and it wasn't a real job?

its not like his boss hired him then did a 180 and said he was just volunteering

kid sounds like a right idiot.
>>
>>51896170
I would just as easily scream Jihad or Allahu Akbar.
>>
i went to the shops
>>
>>51896125
100 billion % sure the guy who has that Londis is a paki.
>>
>>51896045
I'd rather she just fed me.
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>>51896168
you don't know how to drive that car hahahaha WHATS THE THIRD PEDAL FOR??
>>
>>51896125
That sounds pretty illegal.
>>
>>51896236
I want her to be my mummy gf. I want her to breastfeed me

More miwk, mommy, pweeeeeez
>>
There's more than one Londis???
I thought it was just my local shop :((
>>
>>51896231
did you get me anything
>>
bloody foreigners, go home
>>
>>51896296
pls dont be serious
>>
>>51896099
i'll give you a few for free
charlparkesx
tazzdavidsx
flissxgandy
abigailcomrie
chloehenryxxo
>>
>>51896296
no way lad
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>Neither are shallow. Looks are only a single factor in establishing a relationship.
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alri lads, anything going on here tonight then?
>>
>>51896249
that's the tsutsutsu pedal senpai

Don't really know where that meme comes from tbqh, been driving standard since I was 16.
>>
We all watching Twlight on E4 in 10 minutes?
>>
>>51896349
ME_IRL
>>
>>51896316
feeling a bit down so i bought myself 5 galaxies
ill loan u 1 for a pack of fags
>>
>>51896378
haha e4 still exists?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD0ceXpBFos

Springbok ASMR 2.0
>>
>>51896378
i want to join 2bh
link me if thats a thing
>>
>>51896387
>a fucking burger
>>51896392
fuck off reddit
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>>51896349
>the classics and/or post-rock
Do these people really put post-rock on that high of a pedestal?
>>
>>51896399
ive got some really old amber leaf and some rizla

that alri?
>>
>>51896367
You do have to wonder how lefties are so monumentally stupid that they can't see that we are currently being taken over by mudshits.

Are lefties capable of tying their laces?
>>
>>51896438
Just load up Twilight on Netflix or something and join us
>>
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>>51896349
>dwarf fortress is now considered edgy and euphoric

This makes me angry
>>
>>51896378
Would but I have coursework to do
>>
>watching TV
>>
>>51896387
You are American. No insult can be conceived worse than that.
>>
>>51896473
must admit i wasnt until i was 14
>>
>browsing 4chan
>>
http://www.irishtimes.com/culture/unthinkable-are-irish-people-becoming-less-black-1.2453237

they're trying to tell me I'm white but im a black oirish what does /brit/ think of this?
>>
2500 word assignment due tomorrow lads
>>
>>51896377
>Don't really know where that meme comes from tbqh

probably the 98% of Americans that can't drive manual?
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>>51896485
>>dwarf fortress is now considered edgy and euphoric
>This makes me angry
>>
>>51896517
how else will i catch up on the latest ads 2bh
>>
Made some beef stew today for lunch lads, quite tasty.
>>
>having a computer
>>
>>51896387
calm down sir
>>
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PULL UP TO THE SCENE WITH MY CEILIN MISSIN
>>
Fed up with life lads.
>>
>i use the internet
>>
>breathing air
>>
>>51896485
are you actually a fedora
>>
>>51896485
I love it but a lot of turbo-neckbeards go nuts over it as well
saw some balding fat guy playing it in lecture once then go on a very loud rant to some girl behind him who said he was "programming"
>>
collar dresses
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>Wanking longer than 20 minutes or more than twice a day
>>
>i
>>
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>>51896622
>>
>>51896565
Meh
I know loads of people that can.

Hugely exaggerated percentage tbqh. We've got the world's biggest car scene of course people can drive stick.
>>
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What way do you write your "7" /brit/? This is a deciding factor in ether you're a kuck or not?
>>
>>51896436
So she is back. I wonder how long until we get breakdown 2.0.
>>
You should be able to solve this lads.
>>
>>51896634
are you saying you're unable to do this? i'd be genuinely scared if that made you tired
>>
>>51896667
me on the right
>>
>>51896667
The first one.
>>
>>51896634
watched that whole video once

infuriating
>>
>>51896667
left desu
>>
>>51896667
7
>>
>>51896667
With the line through it
>>
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>>51896667
The proper way
>>
sensi pearl keeps me cumming over and over
>>
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>>51896663
xx

>>51896667
the second one
>>
>>51896667
me on the right
>>
Twilight just started lads, get on it
>>
>>51896706
I can do it if I like, I just choose not to drag it out.
>>
>>51896701
All of them should be pushed off the raft tbqh
>>
>>51896701
Already done earlier
>>
>>51896665
Only around 10 percent of vehicles made in North America now have manual transmissions, down from 35 percent in 1980. And that number is expected to keep shrinking, according to the consulting firm IHS Automotive.

it's funny going to /o/ and reading about yanks unable to learn "stick"

"I tried in my buddies subaru but it kept grinding and stalling"
>>
>>51896760
post qts in collar dresses
>>
>>51896725
>>51896760
>>51896766
>>51896707
Kucks
>>51896711
>>51896726
>>51896729
Dominant, handsome, masculine Greek Gods, drowning in puss puss.
>>
>>51896819
I don't even have a folder for it, I just post them from url from google hehe

there isn't a lot of good ones there
>>
falling asleep lads haha what am i like
>>
why would you drive a manua if an automatic was an option
>>
>>51896803
fuck off m8 there's nothing challenging about it.
>>
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>>51896552
>>
>>51896904
haha what are you like
>>
>>51896665
manual cars also only account for 4% of car sales in the USA in recent years
>>
>>51896904
aha you silly billy x
>>
>>51896851
That's right
>Average yorkshireman
>>
>>51896927
you save on petrol if you use the gears right vs the average automatic
>>
>>51896904
good night~
>>
>>51896904

same but i did spend 21 hours on planes yesteday
>>
>>51896591
He was an ira supporter, he got what he deserved.
>>
>>51896448
yes please come quick before mummy comes home
>>
>>51896990
were you flying around in circles m8?
>>
>>51896971
my method is to use the brake as less as possible
>>
>>51896950
Performance cars probably barely account for 7-8% tbqh

Why would you want manual in your grocery getter? Also consider that there are still loads of cars from the 60's on up on the road here.
>>
>>51896948
>>51896952
>>51896990
hahaha

>>51896976
i'm not going to bed loool
>>
>>51897048
GOOD NIGHT x
>>
*opens the door leading into /brit/*
*looks around at everyone chatting*
*smiles*
hey lads! I'm heeeeere!
*grins looking around at everyone's faces*
>>
>>51897016
meet me at byrants bottom x
>>
>>51897047
damage control

weren't you trying to argue less than 90% of yanks cant drive manual trans?
>>
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>>51896997
UP THE 'RA
>>
Wonder if anybody has ever taken it up the ass WHILE giving birth?
>>
>>51897047
>Why would you want manual

>The city of clapistan
>>
girl sat next to me on the train and our legs touched today
>>
undone the top button on my jeans
>>
>>51897154
prolly
>>
>>51897173
sex offender
>>
>>51897151
I do love the irony that New York and Boston were the two biggest ira hives in America. There is a delicious irony in them getting a taste of their own medicine.
>>
>>51897086
fuck off you cunt i will deck you
>>
>>51897220
no
>>
>>51897181
good idea
>>
new
>>51897253
>>51897253
>>51897253
>>
>cleaned my place
>dropped my gf at her gay bff's place
>worked out

did this all within the last 3 hours. what have you accomplished today?
>>
>>51897104
*smiles back at you*
>>
>>51897151
Yanks always put an apostrophe on front of "ra" lol

anybody else just says up the ra

stupid yanks

also muh heritage fuck off stupid yank

americans OUT and give america back to the natives :^)))
>>
>>51897181
haha and then what ;)

>>51897238
g o o d n i g h t
>>
You know that amazing feeling you get when you squeeze a giant turd out of your arse? Does fingering your bum emulate that feeling?
>>
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Thinking about getting into reviewing video games
thoughts? feelings? opinions?
>>
>>51897154

hope not since most women shit as the baby comes out
>>
>>51897154
Ask your mum, man
haha
>>
>>51897146
No, just that loads of people here can. pic related is all 5speeds, with the exception of the boosted Spec-v which is a 6speed

>>51897164
Fuel is cheap here, Martha and her 6 kids don't want to be clutching their way to the grocery store in traffic in their beige '99 Toyota Sienna.
>>
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>>51896667
>>
>>51897325
>Fuel is cheap here, Martha and her 6 kids don't want to be clutching their way to the grocery store in traffic in their beige '99 Toyota Sienna.

why do yanks act like changing gear is a chore?

ask any yank why they drive auto instead of manual and the answer usually is "I love manual but my DD is auto because try sitting in philly traffic with a manual"

like just hold the clutch in and let it out when you need to inch forward! fucking no excuse
>>
>>51897493
it's the same as letting the brake out to move forward on auto, just do it with the clutch instead like whats the fuckin problem
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