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>>51900327
the cake is a lie
>de gay
Modern man is drinking and drugging himself out of awarness, or he spends his time shopping, which is the same thing. As awarness calls for types of heroic dedication that his culture no longer provides for him, society contrives to help him forget. In the mysterious way in which life is given to us in evolution on this planet, it pushes in the direction of its own expansion. We don’t understand it simply because we don’t know the purpose of creation; we only feel life straining in ourselves and see it thrashing others about as they devour each other. Life seeks to expand in an unknown direction for unknown reasons.
What are we to make of creation in which routine activity is for organisms to be tearing others apart with teeth of all types - biting, grinding flesh, plant stalks, bones between molars, pushing the pulp greedily down the gullet with delight, incorporating its essence into one’s own organization, and then excreting with foul stench and gasses residue. Everyone reaching out to incorporate others who are edible to him. The mosquitoes bloating themselves on blood, the maggots, the killer-bees attacking with a fury and a demonism, sharks continuing to tear and swallow while their own innards are being torn out - not to mention the daily dismemberment and slaughter in “natural” accidents of all types: an earthquake buries alive 70 thousand bodies in Peru, a tidal wave washes over a quarter of a million in the Indian Ocean. Creation is a nightmare spectacular taking place on a planet that has been soaked for hundreds of millions of years in the blood of all creatures. The soberest conclusion that we could make about what has actually been taking place on the planet about three billion years is that it is being turned into a vast pit of fertilizer. But the sun distracts our attention, always baking the blood dry, making things grow over it, and with its warmth giving the hope that comes with the organism’s comfort and expansiveness.
chiki cha
fags in
in
>tfw banned from /sp/ for posting mila kunis' feet
How do you pronounce Niamh?
Nee-am? Neeve?
>>51900370
extremely rare meme
>>51900372
ha ha yes
who do we fancy for saturday then lads?
aldo or mcgregor?
>Shitaly
>>51900414
"Elizabeth"
can't remember the last time i wanked
what a fucking mong
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/674630714395074561
qt cake vampire
>>51900407
post
>disgusting pakis are browsing this thread RIGHT NOW
>20 KB
>>51900422
shit sport
>>51900418
Took me a long time to find desu~
>>51900422
Desperate for Aldo to win purely because McMeme is a fucking mug.
>>51900498
>that subtle camel toe
hnnnnng
>>51900404
top or bottom?
>>51900414
knee-uv
>>51900498
would
Hope you all have a good and happy Christmas and New Year /brit/.
fucking hell. didn't get into glasgow university
>>51900492
we're here to stay, filthy kuffir
>>51900422
did the naked man punchy wunchy the other man
>>51900498
damn, santa could use those bags to carry presents and shiet around
>>51900414
Neev.
>>51900498
deary me
>>51900543
>Christmas
REEEEEEEE
>>51900488
mesy fuk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjGOB9WTXz0
debate me
post your FB
Who wants to come see star wars:revenge of Sheev with me?
>>51900623
>gif
fuck off
>>51900609
cracking arse
>>51900475
Woooofff, this girl's twitter is a JOURNEY LAD
>>51900609
great work with the poster *slaps her arse*
some great ball-kicking action happening lads
Alri lads, what's going on tonight?
>>51900491
>tfwywncomkf
Is it my imagination?
Or have I finally found something worth living for?
>>51900671
your butt
>>51900671
just my usual absurd antics, might play the tuba in a bit
>>51900623
calm down ramsay bolton
>>51900048
yh proper intensive too
doing a have a haircut tomoz so need to look ABAP
moisturising myself to heck and back too
>>51900623
got to cuddle my cat all night becuase of this you prick
>>51900679
have you finally found the first step?
>>51900625
>England
>Drinking american beer
>>51900702
please delete this image
Anyone else getting off their fucking nut tonight? Haha
>>51900609
tights with those shoes looks ridiculous
shit shit shit outfit
lads! post your tinder account
done a wank
>>51900747
its a fucking wednesday you useless degenerate
>>51900745
a/s/l?
Anyone got a login for shemalejapan.com?
>>51900778
gf made me delete it
http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1449690088940.jpg
>you will never live in a comfy norwegian prison, reading books and playing PS2 games all day (and threatening to kill yourself if they don't give you a ps3)
why live
>>51900747
#uniLAD
>>51900790
>not being a student
baka
the unpaid one is going to be busy
>>51900342
neev
the girl who took my virginity when we were both aged 14 and my only ever proper gf was called niamh
how would your life be different if you looked like some of these men?
>>51900795
18/f/london
https://twitter.com/crimesofbrits
odious shitskin
office winter holiday party this friday lads, can't fucking wait.
>>51900370
Epic, epic for the win.
>>51900834
id be bloody cold
>>51900834
I pretty much have the same body as far left
>>51900818
i fucking hate this gimmick.
>>51900858
bog sim his sargon
>>51900790
lmao
havent drunk since getting bare lairy on friday tho tbf
>>51900891
Why don't you just enable hover to view? Are you a moron or something?
>>51900414
It's pronounced "coal burner".
>>51900838
>f
GET OUT!
>>51900674
post bare feet famalam
>>51900834
I would literally be getting so much dick it'd be un-real.
>>51900912
Why don't you just post an image on an imageboard
>>51900888
me too but I'm as tall as the rest of them
>>51900894
remember when tyrone made the testimonial video and boggy got so butthurt he filed a DMCA and the video got taken down.
genuinely never laughed so hard in my life the first time i watch that video.
>>51900912
are you fresh from reddit or something? what the fuck is your malfunction?
this is a imageboard m8.
TRAPPED IN DUNDEE
SOMEONE LET ME OUT OF HERE
>>51900970
>tfw even if you eat 1000kcals/day you still can't get below 15%BF
I am the most influential person here
>>51900982
good times
>>51900982
WUT
>tfw really big willy
>every sexual experience i've had has been a very poor performance on my part
it's true what they say lads
size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it
cannae be fooked wit this essay lads tee bee haitch
2000 words due tomorrow and havent even started lmao
Imagine all the Pakis dead.
>>51901031
no you're not
t. porridge
>>51901003
>Bumwee
how would your life be different if you looked like this man?
>>51900858
is that actually paul robinson, does that twat still post? truly a damaged individual.
>>51901031
>implying its not me
>>51900858
P A U L
Hail Thatcher
>you are now remembering that qt girls face when you first slid your cock inside of her
>the gaps and pleasure that falls upon her face
>>51901049
>tfw made a girl cum on my first go because of my big willy and the fact that I was really drunk and couldn't cum myself
It's gone downhill since then haha, still have not been able to beat losing my virginity which is quite weird
>>51900859
Thank you xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoooox
>>51901069
my gay sex life would be nonexistent.
>>51901069
I wouldn't be considered funny because of how punchable my face would be
>>51901096
thats exactly what hes implying, idiot
>>51901096
>>51901055
>>51901041
ahh, like moths to the flame
>>51900982
bog sim the sweatered sargon
had a very shit degree
just a 2:1 from essex
i forgot the rest
anyone seen essex recently
>>51901074
he stopped when king emerged on /sp/ and took all the popularity
>>51901049
>>51901134
>>51901136
areeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>51901134
what
this never happened
the fuck you on about
>>51901055
this
>>51901031
yes
>>51901164
:3
>>51901177
nope, can't remember if I saw him yesterday either
>>51901177
nope
miss him
why couldn't it have been you that went missing
>>51901003
felt embarrassed the other day, had to ask someone from there about 3 times to repeat what they just said almost every time they spoke.
>>51900982
Who is bogsim? I'm not really a proper regular on /sp/
>>51901134
the first time i shagged a girl it was up her arse
the second time it was doggy style
true story
>>51901177
Yeah
Last night tbqh
Is 6 inch circumference a big girth?
Imagine there's no pakis
If one day they all died
No bomb scares around us
No sharia zone signs
>>51901051
you made a balls of it fs
>>51900834
It probably wouldn't.
>tfw could bang out this essay quicktime no doubt
>just fucking sitting here with you lot
>gf messages me
HELP
ME
>i don't use regional flags
absolute mug 2bh
is it okay if i've never had sex? haha
>>51901217
the king of autism
>>51901003
ME TOO
HELLO
HEY
WANT TO BE MY BF?
>>51901134
90% of the people in these threads are virgins according to numerous polls
>>51901238
wot
Taking this chick to see star wars next week. Do i give her the lesbionics?
>Reading the news
>Someone is described as a "legitimate giant"
>He's an inch shorter than me
People misuse the word "giant" apparently. Although it does feel like that sometimes when I hang around 5' girls.
>>51901259
Only ever known of two other /brit/ posters who were in my county and they don't come often to my knowledge so it would be like having a trip.
>tfw one lived literally 15 minutes away
to the normies here- at what age did you lose your virginity? when did you start to have sexual encounters more often?
there are lot of individuals who are dead to me in this thread
>>51901259
I don't even pay attention to the nerds without it lmao
>>51901233
>6 inch
would u like some?
>>51901177
>>51901205
>>51901206
>>51901224
laptop is kill, posting from my phone for the moment
i'll be back soon xo
need to get my desktop sorted out
X
>>51901305
>tfw normie but still virgin
>>51901217
just some illiterate, moronic twat who amassed about 30,000 posts under various trips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0bEtUn_DTg
bellend smells like fish when i pull my foreskin back
Why do normies post these white things with writing above and jpeg shit everywhere
>>51901306
thats such a stupid way of doing things though.
just attach it your fucking post.
>>51901330
spoiler that hog
>>51901330
Oh yeah I forgot woops haha
>>51901310
but we are Anonymous
We are legion
>>51901345
same haha
>>51901330
Cannae wait lad x
haha either my cat just fell in another box or someones breaking in to my house wish us luck gonna meet the cunt head on
>>51901205
>>51901206
if he does post its without flags cos he water damaged his laptop
>>51901224
glad hes still alive
>>51901330
ahh yes very impressive
>>51901306
You can literally upload images by their URL you fucking retard
Mum found my dildo.
>>51901273
Fancy a shag?
going to try a smell the oneitis' hair or bum tomorrow lads
wish me luck
honestly cannot fucking believe that any of you are really virgins
if you've been to uni its incredibly hard to not fall into a slaggy girl that wants dick
fuckin hell
>>51901387
C O R N W A L L
O
R
N
W
A
L
L
>>51901387
say it's some girl's that left it there
>>51901305
18
Just throughout uni I guess, one night stands here and there
They are shit though, I want a gf :c
>>51901304
>living in west midlands
>>51901305
literally lost it at 14
>when did you start to have sexual encounters more often
20 now and still haven't reached this stage yet
>>51901310
>i'm one of them
good 2bh
>>51901355
>>51901383
Why would I want to reupload an image that is already hosted and is already viewable by hovering to all the sensible anons with hover-to-view enabled?
>>51901332
>normie
>virgin
pick one
>>51901383
what
no you can't
>>51901392
Sure x
Near Kirkton right now home alone atm ;)
friendly reminder that if you go to uni then you are a normie
>b-but poleaboo
no fuck off he's not a real person
>>51901217
His sargon
>>51901419
but I've not gone to uni!!!
>>51901419
I'm a kissless virgin at 27 and yes I went to uni
>>51901469
Yes you can
>>51901458
End yourself
>>51901460
>this is what normies in denial actually believe
>>51901387
twat
i pulled up 2 floorboards and hide them under there
>good even' to thee sirrah, and why thank'ee for asking; i have indeed made purchase and ownership of a cat
>>51901458
Go back to reddit, moron.
Please answer this. http://strawpoll.me/6223297
For Trump. http://strawpoll.me/6223297
>>51901453
Home Counties m8
>>51901497
how
where
since when
>>51901479
>tfw my little brother was the biggest autist ever
>went to uni
within a year he's a bloody giga normie
>>51901479
fug
Please don't do this to me
>>51901479
this is GREAT NEWS
>>51901458
this is either fantastic bait or you're an utter fucking twat. fuck you.
Any of you fags know of a cheap way to get to Dublin on the 19th of this month?
Airlines are being major fucking jews. The flight would cost me like £140. The return only costs £30 with Aer Lingus.
Even a fucking train to Holyhead for a ferry would cost me around £100.
I just want to get over there for a fucking party.
>>51901529
H E R T F O R D S H I R E
>>51901536
There is a dedicated button for it on 4chan x, and if you're a pleb and don't have that then you can just paste the URL in the filename bar
>>51901419
I'm picky and then get depressed that I'm still a virgin.
I need to go out on my own one night and just pull a right hog
>>51901494
Not being mean, mate, but how the hell are you still kissless? I thought having my first kiss at 17 was bad enough
>>51901538
ive got a Lot worse since starting university
>>51901497
>>51901524
>>>>>end yourself
>>>>>go back to reddit you m-moron!
What's the matter? Unable to provide a credible argument? What's next? Hat pictures? Calling me a c͜uck?
The aim of the game is not to get mad. I have won and you have lost. Thanks for playing.
what do you think lads?
Wisdom tooth's giving me grief baka
>>51901526
Went with an impregnable border fence because I've already got a can of pringles with me. Plus I get dubs all the time anyway.
>>51901502
I let my guard down and just left it in my drawer, plus lube, girly knickers and stockings.
>>51901578
>you can just paste the URL in the filename bar
no you can't
>>51901583
fuck off cunt
going to feed myself galaxies and read posts for the next 39 minutes
>>51901583
FONT
>>51901567
ryanair
>>51901601
Good post
am I the only one who still uses their spit for lube
it's a nice feeling letting your mouth fill with bubbly saliva and then slapping it all over your cock, letting it drip all over the shaft
>>51901526
>mfw only foreigners vote on strawpolls
>>51901602
literally me too
are we connected somehow
>>51901601
electrical engineering a shit
>>51901601
shitlord patriarchy enabler
>>51901471
Dudhope park lad, behind one of the ramps in the skatepark.
>leave the thread
>quality increases tenfold
You're welcome x
>>51901479
Pretty close lad. Went to uni and was the weird kid that sat on his own, didn't speak to anyone and disappeared between classes. Then some bird started talking to me and inviting me out with her and her friends.
>>51901601
good post
@51901614
don't know how many pictures of this hog i have in my filter list now
>plus lube, girly knickers and stockings
>>51901613
wew
has she said anything
>>51901616
try it mong
someone motivate me to do my fucking essay
>>51901625
l-lewd post
>>51901614
GIVE ME HER
>>51901614
>the arm fat of a 47-year-old woman
>not even 20 yet
Literally the dregs of the gene pool.
>>51901651
:/ bit of a walk
You better be cute or at-least have a good dick
>>51901672
*slaps you*
DO YOUR FUCKING ESSAY
>>51901601
>what do you think lads?
thoughts on frotting?
>>51901666
Lucky cunt, been three years now and nobodies given me the time of day. Oh well.
>>51901625
The clean up takes too long.
Just flushing a tissue down the toilet is a lot easier.
>>51901635
Two peas in a pod
>>51901621
Still extortionate.
Fucking hell. I could fly to Moscow for this price.
who /revising/ here
>>51901670
No but she left her phone downstairs and I looked at her photo roll and she took a picture of it lying in my drawer.
>be me
>get glass for milk
>bring empty glass back to room
what is i like
In both Leeds (where I went to uni) and London (where I live and grew up) I've spotted shady, older looking Muslims loitering outside nightclubs at kick-out time and trying to lure or outright guide drunk girls into their cars. In Leeds lone girls often ask random white guys to share taxis with them because otherwise there's a high risk that the Paki driver will rape them.
>>51901733
then fuck off to moscow and stay there, cunt
>>51901706
Safer than your part of this shithole tbf
>>51901720
Not that lucky. My autism kicked in and I turned down every invite she threw my way until she just outright told me to fuck off and never talk to her again. I just don't like clubbing.
>>51901583
ugly as fuck, shit personality, mentally ill, no friends. at least i'm not fat though, every cloud.
>>51901761
revising what ?
>>51901672
What course you on m8?
I've got a lab report due in Friday and haven't started yet
>>51901671
WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT
IT DIDNT FUCKING WORK
FUCK YOU
>>51901625
Only problem with using spit is that it dries up too quickly.
>>51901780
Literally only a few NEDs lad
>>51901732
are they wearing owt under those tunics
or is that literally a fashion nowadays
>>51901761
i've been trying to write a draft for like 14 hours
>>51901791
I've never set foot in a club 2bh
>>51901775
What's got your spotty bollocks in a twist m8?
>>51901711
anime
>>51901806
>Mentally ill
Diagnosed?
going out with my dad and all his 50 year old mates on saturday
for fuck sake, dont even know them
I know his mate george is a good laff but hes only going to the after party thing
>>51901765
ask if she wants to share it
>>51901806
>ugly even when you're not fat
M8...
>>51901838
why would you want to
>>51901567
40 quid bus+boat is the best you'll do. i did it from london a couple weeks ago, journey is horrific.
>>51901806
Don't worry, man, you'll find that someone in time :)
>>51901854
get wankered and do something embarrassing
>>51901592
>Getting so butthurt you defend yourself up and down the thread.
>y-you're supposed to paste links around on an imageboard.
>Get called a retard.
>"Haha y u mad tho I troll'd u I win XD"
Alright lad.
>>51901838
Went once and ended up sat with a bunch of people shouting racial slurs for about 4 hours while I sipped on some water. Then we got a McDonald's and some hobo came in with a guitar and started singing Wonderwall or some shite. Shit night. Never want to repeat it.
>>51901824
But it's Dundee neds lad
>>51901841
sorry m8, just watching a tv show atm and i've developed a bit of a crush on one of the female characters but im on the last season so im sad and angry.
>>51901774
>In Leeds lone girls often ask random white guys to share taxis with them
I've had this happen too, at first I thought they had spent all their money but then one of them eventually admitted that they were worried about muslim taxi drivers because they were known to rape girls like them. At first I thought it was some kind of scam, strangely living in the UK has made me extremely suspicious of just about anyone I dont know approaching me to talk!
What a world we live in.
>>51901869
She already has a better one t b h
>>51901567
http://uk.megabus.com/
It will fucking kill you though
fucking hell have to read 2 different court cases that will take me hours
worst thread on /int/.
you
LITERALLY
LITERALLY CANNOT
POST A FUCKING IMAGE FROM URL
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>51901843
n-no... i mean rubbing our cocks together and stuff..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yeNXzaqLA4
just watch this lads
trust me
10/10 banter
>>51901733
it's christmas time so you're going to get fleeced regardless
>>51901908
not a bother lad
just throw a bottle of buckfast in the other direction and run.
>>51901827
How am I to know?
K is v. v. pure though so she's probably got shorts on. The other one is anybody's guess.
>>51901567
get a megabus or national express to the ferry port instead
>>51901954
anime
>>51901899
Saying "alright lad" isn't an argument supporting the paper-thin point your making. You wanna have another crack at it?
Go ahead, reply to this post you disgusting urchin. I know you're dying to. You can't let it lie; you need the last word. Reply to this post you pathetic little worm.
>>51901432
That's more embarassing that admitting it's yours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwqXg0TlTjs&list=PLLt8gt-3ZZmGtFXlfYK0wlaRi1zN3_bKf&index=7
WEW
FUCKING
LAD
>>51902044
Haha
What are uncircumcised dicks like?
>>51902044
you're just an insect beneath my boot heel ready to be crushed.
>>51901981
>K is v. v. pure
unlikely tho innit
>>51902067
quite good
>>51901851
i was on SSRIs for depression when i was about 19 but i threw them out and stopped going to the GP, too scared. my anxiety and depression have gotten steadily worse with age. i have been self medicating heavily for 10 years, just waiting for that final push over the cliff that will finish me off, can't wait to die
>>51902067
>yanks
sorry your entire country fell for the jew meme
bit nervous about taking the BAR
>>51901567
£30 ferry from Liverpool to Belfast. £30 train from Belfast to Dublin.
where can i find a girl like this in england lads
>>51902107
Rasheed
>>51902067
smegtastic
>>51902088
Tell me more
>>51902067
idk tobh, mystery.
>>51902112
black anal ravaging?
>>51902067
Natural, and un-mutilated.
Why circumcision is still allowed is beyond me, it's on par with FGM.
>>51902112
big anal receptacle?
back in the day me and you baby
we used to have fun
until you delivered that baby
look, that's not my son
>>51901567
sail from southampton 2bh
>>51902044
>Saying "alright lad" isn't an argument supporting the paper-thin point your making. You wanna have another crack at it?
>Go ahead, reply to this post you disgusting urchin. I know you're dying to. You can't let it lie; you need the last word. Reply to this post you pathetic little worm.
>>51902067
better
>>51902148
slag
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
>>51902133
I know a scouse chink grill who looks like her
i finally did it lads
i finally figured out how to stop my smelly willy smelling
took me 2 weeks of careful planning and testing.
wew
>>51902133
Liverpool.
About half the uni are Chinese. None of them speak English.
>>51902207
go on
>>51902174
Stop bully
>>51902176
*tucks you i- PRFFFPHWOAAAAAAHHHHH*
*airlock blows out*
*sucked into the vacuum of space*
>>51902176
forgot your image, retard
>>51902232
literally ever uni with non-token science courses
drinking a bit of flat beer from friday but its turning my stomach, hope i havent fucked beer like i fucked rum
>>51902133
her face Literally changes every pic
>>51902266
you're a pretard
lol
>>51902044
>Go ahead, reply to this post you disgusting urchin. I know you're dying to.
>You can't let it lie; you need the last word.
>Reply to this post you pathetic little worm.
>>51902176
a/s/l?
REALLY WANT TO WATCH ANIME LADS
The skin on my shoulders is golden tbqh lads.
>>51902270
No, seriously. Liverpool has the first Chinatown or whatever, and Joe Anderson is sucking Xi Jinxing's cock for students.
>Get an email from Amazon
>"Your email passwords has been changed after a routine check we found it on a list of hacked email addresses and passwords"
I use this email and password for fucking everything lads, wat do
bh78tr67uyf
>>51902282
why would you do that
>>51902282
Weak cunt
have won £43.30 on the footy lads
>>51902330
>>51902270
he asked for 'a girl like this' and she is japanese not chinese smhead they're nothing alike
>>51902338
I got that too. It's bogus.
>>51902236
step one: get rid of all scented soaps (dove, i'm looking at you).
step two: purchase an unscented soap (i tried cien, 4 bars for 80p at lidl)
step three: peel your foreskin back in the shower and rub soap gently around your cock and foreskin
step four: use the shower hoze to get rid of the suds
step five: peel back your skin and clutch your penis with your towel briefly to dry it
hey presto, you now have a non stinky willy
literally tried 10 variations of this and this was the best result.
>>51902341
waste not want not
but everything about it is putting me off
cant go near rum anymore, feel sick just from the smell, and i now think ive done the same with beer
Mixing benzos and spirits again what am I like ha x
>>51902338
Got that email too, I gave them my bank details as well just to be safe
>>51902402
haha yes lad the 24 crate of Carling for the weekend is on you my lad cannot wait we'll have some booze, beer and all the boys together for the big game, just us lads watching the man kick the ball !
>>51902420
Just fucking use a showerhead to wash it, and then it won't smell.
Not fucking rocket science, lads.
>>51902420
i dont understand how anyone could have a foreskin tight enough that the suited verb would be 'peel'... i guess im missing out
>>51902472
Good post
>>51902410
How is it bogus? It's from Amazon
>>51902472
yes
>>51902472
top 3 comedy of all time tbqh
>>51902472
Incorrect.
>>51902485
nope, another lie from the sneaky jews like you who want people to have smelly willies.
>>51902504
rasheed
fuck finland
>>51902511
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Email_spoofing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGIEHhpfkKY&feature=youtu.be
average poster in this thread
>>51902472
that's just like your opinion man
what do i win
chantelle i loved you
but you cheated with jonathan from church
when i see him i'm going to spray him
and leave his body in a church
goin to sleep goodbye x
MYYY BRITAINS FUCK ALL
>>51902565
Cracking chebs on inset right.
>>51902623
good night xx
>>51902563
Kek, the email doesn't even have a link in it you fucking weapon, it tells to me go to the Amazon website myself which prompted me to reset the password when I tried to log in and I did. It was genuine.
Fuck off paranoid fedora.
>>51902529
do asians have tighter foreskins? news to me
i would've thought having a small asian dick means you have a tighter setup there
Gonna do a poo then go to bed
>>51902594
Is she intoxicated? She sounds drunk
>>51902675
they're circumsized you muggy munich cunt
>>51902677
wrong order
>>51902667
Make sure it is Amazon
Also I'm not the same bloke who said it was bogus
>Be Polish
>Come to the UK to study in University
>Am a beta loser
>Hallmates at University like to mock and make fun of me
>I am in the international halls with other international students
>Only one girl is nice to me
>She is British and for some reason got placed in the international area by mistake
>Buy 14 tins of asda smart price baked beans and 1 tin of Heinz beans
>make 14 plates of beans on toast
>wait for her to come in at night
>make her watch me eat the 14 plates of smart price beans on toast
>as I eat each plate announce the name of a person from our halls that it represents
>then take the last tin of beans, the Heinz, and put them on some Polish bread
>tell her it represents us getting together
>she tells everyone the next day and I get bullied even more
>>51902472
I'm going to fucking download this film just to form my own opinion
Fucks sake
>>51902736
how would i know that jesus
sounds like you're the rasheed
>fell asleep with my finger in my arsehole three nights ago
>it still stinks of shit
>>51902782
this made up story isn't even funny it's just crap
fuck off home
>>51902817
cackling like a bent hyena at this post
@51902806
>"i am proud of being an uniformed retard"
-you
>>51902817
How does that even happen?
>>51902849
>I'm an expert in brown dick
>>51902817
>have a poo
>Wash hands thoroughly in hot water
>Go back to pc
>realise there's still a vague whiff of poo on my finger
>repeat
were you always an autist lads?
>tfw i was a normie at school and maybe even 'one of the popular ones'
>now aged 20 and getting more autistic and anti-social by the day
>>51902874
was just having a pokey bum wank
>>51902782
That's a lot of beans
in love with an anime
@51902879
>"i don't know about very commonly known customs in the world because i am a retard"
you are quite literally the dog shit i walked on the other week.
>>51902941
>walking on dog shit
lmao
>>51902817
>fell asleep with a butt plug in one night
>all the lube dried up
>was the most painful thing ever taking it out
>reeked of shit when I took it out
>arse hurt for days afterwards
being a bender is hard sometimes
>>51902941
>he stepped in poo
haha!
>>51902940
Good lad, waifus are pure beings
>>51902911
>not using OCD levels of hand sanitizer
>>51902941
DOG SHIT CITY, POPULATION: YOU
>>51903043
this is a good post
>>51903051
>sanitizer
fuck off yank
@51902953
@51903030
@51903083
nice timing you worthless plankton
>>51902941
oh deary. I hear there's lots of dog shit in the paki ghettos, such a shame
just got a shooty bum pain
>>51903131
not even me d
>Chatting up a girl on Tinder
>Suddenly you realise they're thick as fuck
>Start to lose interest
>>51903216
hahaha FUCK lads, I'm only 5'8''. Been talking to this girl a while, she always told me she was 5'8'' too. Go to meet her, she is literally like 6'4'', said she lies about her height because it puts guys off. I felt really bad so I stayed, we had lunch, then she started giving me beers, and well, you all know what happened next. Now she is unironically asking me to come over again and telling me she likes me.
I CANNOT go around in public with her, it would be comedy gold for everyone who sees us. Is she mental? She should hang out at basketball clubs to find men to date desu
