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Especially Pinoys
first for penjajah.
usausausausa
>>51877839
goddamit toothpaste
>it's a fucking flip-centric thread again
>>51877819
>>51877819
>>51877819
move here
>Be Mar Roxas
>Watch Jewtube ad about him
>See Like Dislike ratio
What do?
>>51877810
the other Brit poster >>51867058
>>51877840
yeah, haven't you seen her before?
>>51877839
why does toothpaste post so fast on new threads? they always reply a couple of second after thread is created, they don't even usually post in previous thread.
>>51877951
Is toothpaste conquered by Muslims?
>>51878007
nein yet, they're trying to make a pork wall. Bad toothpaste, bad!
https://www.rt.com/news/323523-netherlands-migrants-pig-heads/
>>51877819
>>51877819
>>51877819
move here
Yuri Paradise when?
>>51878238
Good thing nobody posting her again
Im sick of seeing the same girl for months
>be pastillas girl
>mum get shot
>mfw Fnatic didnt qualify in The Summit
>mfw Mineski beats Fnatic many times in a row
Flip Dota Best Dota
What went wrong with Malaysia
Also check em
>>51878311
should we start posting Johanna Ismael Celis pics?
>>51878449
Being muslims tbthwy family
Plus not having an influx of internet cafes for future QQs and Julz
>>51877951
literally all me
>>51878583
odol
>>51878449
>mushi
>playing support
>in the finals
Its like they want to lose anon
any pics of her? I'm bored.
>>51878653
be my bf
>Have Black^
>Lose against Pinoys
Malaysia should kick the German and Pinoy in their team
Dont they have any more good player in their country?
>>51877922
Where's her hijab?
>>51878727
Nevar Farget
>>51878699
only if you're muslim
>ASSFAGGOTS
>>51878696
I'm offended. Pls stop making fun of my Kikenose
>>51878870
Good lord Malaysia
don't bully malaysia
Somebody's watching at us
>>51878999
thanks!
>mfw there are muslims in /int/ right now
>mfw there are muslims in /asean/ right now
>mfw they think Islam is religion of peace
>mfw they can marry underage girls
>mfw they are paranoid of Jews
>mfw they can rape their slaves
>mfw they really believe in Islam
>>51879505
t. zhang
Zdravo, dragi moji
>>51877796
Imagine being an ayylmao and finding this floating on your space sector.. What do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxeJc857Qwo&list=PL4D51474AB7BE5595&index=22 [Embed]
>>51877888
>Daily reminder that we recently made an /asean/ thread without much flip participation and it was overran with kaskus-tier cancer
ME SO HOORNY RIGHT NOW!
>>51879780
>guy wearing "waiting for the correct woman" shit
Kek turn around, m8
>>51879821
yes. Same wide mouth and bangs direction.
>>51879780
>>51879854
I won't be surprised if that's dannyboi himself.
>>51879778
"Kaskus-tier cancer thread is shit, but I believe it's better than flip-centric thread" -Elliot Rodger
>No.51879978
who
>white people
Hold on to your gag reflexes,gents.
>>51880067
sorry but you lose the status of being white when you cannot even take care of yourself
>>51880067
rude desu
>No.51880067
i was eating my dinner you know
>51880121
>51880056
Go back to cuc.kus faggot
>>51880121
dude do you even know how to reply? Just click the id No. Fucking fag.
>No.51880147
rude
>>51880056
>>51880121
>not giving out (you)s
Rude.
>51880181
faggot
>No.51880177
testing
>>51880177
hey newfriend,those are some sweet numeros
>>51880121
>>51880147
>>51880181
>>51880229
>>51880254
Is this a new /asean/ meme? I did not get the memo
>>51880254
go to reddit newfag
>>No.51880177
its not working
Anime is childish. If you're over 18 and still watching anime you are a loser. Prove me wrong. Pro tip:You can't.
@51880291
all me desu
>>51880320
Remove "no."
I sayang all of you.
Is this what /asean/ has become? When did everything go wrong? The end is nigh, or maybe it's already too late. And there ain't no turning back when our train is off its track, and there's nothing we can do but watch it crash, and there ain't no right and wrong when we know it won't be long, oh mercy me.
>>51880360
I refuse to grow up
>51880376
luv u 2 bby
>>51880376
you waste me?
>>51879780
>be her
>be this low
>go back to her house
>"ma! I need money for our party this friday night!"
>"ok, here's 500"
>she opened her purse and get the crumpled 50, 20, and 100 peso bills
>after some time she happily gives five 50 pesos bills, two 100 peso bills, two old 20 peso bills and ten 1 peso coins
>"only 500! You're the worst!"
>"I'm sorry my child"
>"I don't need your sorry!"
>angrily grabs the money
>repeat
>>51880396
Oh but we can save ourselves. The train is just off track but it hasn't crashed yet. That's why we need to multi-track drift.
>No.51880360
i love anime
>No.51880396
>No.51880443
what do you mean?
>tfw feminism is actually destroying the privileged position of women in flip society
http://trendingtopicsph.blogspot.com/2015/12/woman-humiliates-guy-with-chivalry-is.html
thanks westerners now the fliplands is turning into an MRA paradise.
>>51880396
/asean/ is already cancer since the first general. It's just another form of cancer posts.
i'm gonna have an arranged marriage
help
No.51880642
congratulations
>>51880572
Feminism is pretty mich a first world problem desu.
Gender discrimination isn't much of a thing over here.
Gays on the other hand :^)
>>51880572
lmao what a bitch good thing us white people don't speak to each other ever
>>51880437
Sayang is love anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLdQ2wEO2HI
>>51880642
more greentext anon, we cant help you with only that prompt..
No.51880572
its like that here too
>>51880695
>malaysia traditonal rythm
TRIGGERED
>>51880572
I give my up my seat and shove my unwashed dick filled with smegma to her face
>>51880730
Jelly anon.
>>51880642
Is she a qt?
>mfw gramps is supposed to have me married to his friend's granddaughter and he always teases me about it.
Met her a few years ago. She's okay I guess.
We tried to have something between us but it didn't feel natural
>>51880642
is she a qt?
tell us about her?
Ok fess up /asean/! What other boards do you frequent in this wretched website?
>/v/
>/vg/
>/x/
>/gif/
[spoiler] >/mlp/
>>51880642
Post pics
>>51880798
go do something like hiking or surfing
>>51880889
/a/ and /sp/
>>51880889
/a/
/vg/
/pol/
/g/
/wsg/
/sp/ only during NBA playoffs and Pacquiao fights
>>51880720
>>51880798
>>51880828
>>51880893
so my parent introduced me to their friend's daughter
she is okay i think
i'm solid 1/10 so i don't have expectation at all about girl
they say we are gonna be married if we okay
but the problem is we live in different world
she is a typical naive village girl
i live in internet world, i browse 4chan, porn, and reddit
i learn english, she learns arab
i'm afraid we won't have good communications between us
i'm afraid i can't >be myself in front of her in my entire life
what do?
should i accept her?
roll trips decide wat to do
>>51880642
>help
Why? You will be beta virgin, if you don't get arranged marriage. You should thank to your parents, you know.
>>51877918
Can someone make a fuck my shit up hair on Mar
>>51880889
/a/
/lgbt/
/fa/
/fit/
/y/
/hm/
/soc/
>>51881036
I need pics, if you're understandably not comfortable posting her then post someone that looks like her.
>>51880360
Growing up is for losers
>>51880889
/a/
/g/
/vg/
/his/
/pol/
>>51880889
/gif/
In Malaysia we don't say "I love you". We say
>"Saya nak minum air kelentit awak".
That means "You make me feel like I have a soul" and I think it's beautiful.
>>51880889
/a/ for anime
/jp/ for 2hu
/sp/ for occasional football
/int/ for /asean/
/tg/ for just how on topic or make ANYTHING on topic there. Seriously, one of the best boards if you ask me.
>>51881049
yes i think so
but man i will spend my life with her
i dont know what to do
>>51881099
i don't have a picture of her
she is nowhere near celebrity looks
where did these influx of newfags came from? kaskus faggots i swear
>>51881244
In Dutch we don't say "I love you". We say
>"Komt er nog wat van".
That means "Are you going to suck my willy yet" and I
think it's beautiful
>>51881244
wow
such funny
very laugh
>>51881284
How old are you now? How old is she?
>>51881244
KONTOL
>>51880889
/a/, /pol/, /int/, /his/
>>51881036
show us thy village wench that thy nobel parents art thou marrying thee?
>>51881244
reddit for you
>>51880396
Is this a song?
>>51881244
Lewd
Post your public transport systems in your city, fags. Here's Jakarta's Trans Jakarta Busway.
>>51881318
i'm 25 she's 24
Is the Malay anon who made the Linkin Park vocaroo post on /sp/ yesterday in here?
>>51880642
B A S E D P A R E N T S
A
S
E
D
P
A
R
E
N
T
S
They won't stand by and let the family line die
>>51881396
that's me
>>51881036
So she's a pesantren girl? And judging from your hobbies I'd say that this could be your wake up call. Just saying man. I dont know how you handled your life until this point, but this could be the shot that puts you in the real world, not the internet one.
And who's to say that pesantren girl couldnt be kinky? Humans procreate anon, no matterwhat their background was. Be it in a city or in village.
>>51880889
/a/
/pol/
/int/
/g/
and sometimes /w/ & /wg/
>>51881036
thats what you get for browsing reddit
>>51880889
/b/
/k/
/pol/
/x/
/int/
/mlp/
Kill me
>>51881292
In English we don't say "I love you". We say
>"do u wanna chat up that bint or do u wanna aussie kiss that belisha beacons".
That means "I've become yours and yours alone" and I
think it's beautiful
>>51880889
/u/
/y/
/d/
/3/
/vp/
>>51881244
In the phillipines we say "pokpok pakantot" which means "I am yours, and you are mine".
>>51881437
>google pesantren
>literally an image of /asean/ meet
>>51881244
In the Philippines we don't say "I love you". We say
>"pokpok pakantot".
>That means "You make me feel like I have a soul" If she disagrees you bitchslap her and show her who's in charge and I think it's beautiful.
>>51881556
Why do indonesians always wear that black krispy kreme cap?
>>51881437
yes
thanks for your advice man
>>51881556
Im scared
>>51881556
>have bench
>doesn't sit or do bench press-ups on it
>use it as table instead
>>51881556
pesantren is like theology school
>>51881630
theyre poor af
>>51881244
>>51881292
>>51881502
In the Philippines, we don't say, "I love you." We say,
>"Pokpok pakantot, di ako naniniwala kay hesus."
That means, "Your perfection is absolutely stunning, I swear to God." and I think it's beautiful
>>51881355
Written by me, oc donut steel
>>51881658
they are not that poor, they are just indons
so gibe us money meneer
>>51881556
little dude bottom right
>I've seen some shit
>>51881658
There are richfag-only pesantren, you know.
>>51881630
do you have to pay for it? The Catholic school I went to we had to pay for tuition fee P20,000, buy our own books, force into charity with villagers, pay for exams, pay to have the privilege of komputer, pay for lunch, pay for costumes, kits and uniforms, and pay for your own transportation fare
>>51881556
best tiles to sleep on while it's raining outside
>>51881810
why not in a bed?
>>51881810
b-baka! that's how you get cold desu senpai! So, don't do that or I'll be mad, hmph!
>>51881795
>5.947 million IDR
There are pesantren which cost 10 times more than catholic school fee.
>>51877796
All ASEAN countries are the rightful clay of the mighty PRC, we must join the PRC now and make Asia whole again.
China is our saviour and all our countries entirely depend on China for survival is only fit that we join PRC
China will reward us for the loyalty.
Join PRC now and be proud of your han Chinese genes.
If you don't join the PRC then by right we will annex all your clay by force we have the nukes and the strength to take over entire Asia swear your loyalty and be spared.
>>51881795
yes but depends on how good the facilities though
usually the fee is really cheap
some traditional pesatrens even don't have fee
you can pay whatever you can afford
if you have bananas you can pay with bananas
if you have coconuts you can pay with coconuts
>>51881925
putang ina mo /asean/ is brown clay
>>51881810
don't do that,you'll get sick
>>51881925
if only china weren't such a dick
>>51881925
It's better to die horribly a million times fighting for freedumbs without hope of winning than live a slave like chinkaporean!
>>51881921
>5.947 million IDR
Wew, ain't paying that shit
>>51881936
I see, I like that you can pay in goods rather than money. Most religious schools I've seen only exists to take advantage of rich religious people's money.
>/pol/
>anon introduces pious waifu to internet
>she discovers and participate in isis chat rooms
>>51882073
I just converted (?) p20000 to idr, but well it's about p1million in your money.
>>51881921
actually I just noticed that's around P20,000
>talking about love in different languages
It's like you guys had had a gf or something
>>51882073
The chinkaporean only answer to the Hive mind of Robo Lee
>>51882129
Consequently she gets a disease while spending time internet and gets diagnosed with crusAIDS
>>51882179
>implying
>>51882179
t. single nice guy waiting for the right woman
>>51882179
Kumencintamu lebih dari apapun, meskipun tiada satu orangpun yang tau~
Kumencintaimu sedalam-dalam hatiku, meskipun engkau hanya kekasih gelapku~
>>51882186
FOR THE EMPERAH OF MANKIND!!!
>>51882244
no woman wants nice guy
when will you learn?
>>51882342
I want a nice guy.
>>51882412
B A N D U N G
A
N
D
U
N
G
>>51882412
i said woman
>>51882342
Why would a woman want a bad guy...
>>51882494
It's bad guy being delusional, everyone knows that women are attracted to supreme gentleman for they are the true alpha males.
>>51882564
literally /r/asianmasculinity moderator
>>51882564
true alpha indeed
Is it time to prep the bull?
>>51882564
Are these backlit keyboards worth buying?
I pity the people who laugh at us nice guys, I bet you obnoxious slobs don't even drive a BMW.
>>51882875
only if you live in your parent's basement
>>51882564
t. /r/asianmasculinity user
>>51882932
HIGHSCORE SOON
Make us proud, anon.
Why do people keep saying Islam is a race
>what are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKh0dLIuIu8
>>51883188
Comeback to your natural religion akhi.
>>51883188
Because they are libtards
>>51882875
Gaymen + Rice. Nope
go alternative mechanical keys if you really want the gaymen type go either corsair k-series or CM quickfire series
>>51883371
you on the left
>>51883447
I'm not that handsome.
>>51883543
are there lots of /sea/ in is?
I think I might be a virgin.
>>51883646
How could they get away with this?
>>51883646
is this on some remote island or
>>51883688
We don't have Internal Security Act.
They keep getting caught in the plane to Turkey anyway.
I want to sleep but I can't sleep.
>>51883188
>>51883688
>>51883788
What's with hitlerdubs?
>>51884144
you only got half of it because you're still not worthy senpai
>>51884144
>44
>88
Something's going on here
rate my kind of outfit lads. pls be honest and no bully.
>>51881046
Show your weenus peenus to her
>>51884342
CIA/10
What in the flying fuck is a curfew?
>>51884342
flight with Malaysian Airlines/10
>>51884461
he indirectly meant, he's going to implement martial law.
@51884461
It's means you aren't allowed to leave the house after a set time
>>51884461
curfew? what the flying fuck. I can't even take this guys seriously. Get buttfucked more
>>51884461
>>51884563
>>51884662
That means you should shitpost from home.
>No.51884662
curfew is good thing thing desu
>>51884461
I would vote for him if he censors our internet especially our social media. 9gag, chans and reddit.
>>51883648
>staying virgin after 18
How do you do that?
>>51885073
bangun pagi
gosok gigi
guna kodomo lion
gigi bersih
sihat dan kuat
dengan kodomo lion
>>51885048
might as well kill my self
>>51885168
ching chong
ping pong
pokpok
>>51885166
Sharia law
No.51885181
i think its a good thing, less newfags shitting up the boards. anyone who arent underage should be able to bypass those anyway
>>51885262
hehehe sure
>>51884461
So he killed those criminals himself?
>>51885373
Yeah all 1700 of 'em with his bare hands shirtless showing of his pulsating muscles and the countless hordes of women at the background creaming themselves, you know if you believe him that is
>>51885471
Sounds legit
What do you guys think about the new CS:GO gun, the revolver?
>>51885577
go away Malay-chan
>>51885577
I don't know the difference between the slower left click and the faster right click.
>>51880889
/co/
/tg/
/tv/
/int/
sometimes
/a/
/mu/
/v/
/vg/
/pol/
>>51885471
>>51885373
>1st time hearing his voice
>sounds like a faggot
>admit he was fucked by a priest
are you guys really doubting dutdut
>>51885595
I'm not malay-chan
>>51885609
Left click is more accurate, right click is more for spraying
>>51885684
you should really get out more
>>51885262
Is your whole country under Sharia Law or just some parts of it?
>>51886053
I get out enough otherwise I wouldn't be able to keep up with /tv/ memes plus capeshit is normie now
Rikues bokep indo dong
Lagi pengen cokil nih
>>51885813
This gun is so OP.
>>51886121
Muslims only
>>51886121
Not him but
Sharia law only applies to muslims desu senpai
>>51886221
What if you live in a majority Muslim area do they try and convert you?
>>51886215
It's a hand awp
>>51886278
I don't live in an area like that so I don't know. I generally assume they don't because they don't tend to be assholes, only the politicians or government encourage that kind of shit
>>51886215
>>51886221
To put it simply, it's like an imaginary hymen for Muslim men?
>>51886156
Okay buddy.
>>51886487
I'm not your buddy, pal.
>>51886466
kek, if you put it that way, sure.
>>51886466
No, I mean you can fuck bitches but you best not get caught doing it
>>51886515
I'm not your pal, ntsc
>>51886536
What's the punishment for premarital sex under shariah law anyways?
>>51886533
Okay, so basically, if I lose my hymen to you, you'll lose your head(s), am I right?
>>51886487
>he's not planning to watch Memewars with his friends
>>51886638
No lad, I'll just get counselling at best.
How bad is the Phillipines? Is it true that stores have armed guards. Is the homeless street kids eating from trash cans lies or real?
>>51886539
I'm not your ntsc, atsc
>>51886616
I can't remember
I think you have to get married
>>51886704
Yes and don't forget the roaming gangs of STD ridden drag queens that rape
>>51886704
why the hell wouldn't you have armed guards?
they are there to protect me, I expect them be able to handle any situation
>>51886515
edgy
>>51886640
>he
lol
>>51886704
>not having your own army of cute men
>>51886825
pls be in DUMAGUETE
seriously though, friends are planning to dress up in cheap star wars character costumes, should I do it too? or hide my power levels
>>51886934
Dress up as Mace Dindu
>>51887025
in black face?
or should I go with the more meme Sheev (with the intent to post it on /tv/)
>>51886934
I want to dress as slave Leila and piss off Feminazis
>>51886825
are you imblying that you're a gril?
are you a 10/10 gril which I can cook my steak with?
>>51887236
L O N D O N
>>51886704
Really bad. You can have bombs suddenly going off when you try to start your motorcycle bad.
>>51886183
Buka semprot aja beler.
>>51884461
>Mabuhay ang NPA
>>51887236
B E N I S
E
N
I
S
>>51886638
You can marry him if you want to. He'll be forced by his parents to do it.
>>51886704
Wow that sounds like mälmo.
Except you don't have armed guards and apologize profusely to ahmed for raping your sister.
I wonder who is going to be the Noynoy Aquino during Martial Law 2.0.
>>51887398
promoting tourism at its finest.
M'laysia truly Asia.
>>51887772
Vice Ganda
Only no one would give a fuck this time but based Palparan will come crashing down on dutdut's office and execute him after saying a cheesy one liner.
>that moment when the mere whisper of your name triggers commies
>before Danbooru
>after Danbooru
>>51888180
Post the next one.
I need it for scientific reasons
>>51888226
It's only those two :^)
type in "Christmas" in Danbooru
>>51887772
He's in jail because if he gets out chances are he gets killed.
>>51888417
Are they really serious in assassinating him?
Tfw he will lead the coup against President Dutdut
So do we vote him or not as a senator?
Wallahi our caliph will be victorious
Aku sayang sama kamu<3
>>51888529
lmao
>>51888492
NPA can do anything, they're a notch above INC in terms of protection and influence. All their fronts like Karapatan, Bayan Muna, KMU, Akbayan, etc. are pretty influential.
They don't even have to do it by themselves, they can pay someone else to do it.
I read in the papers that Duterte hates him because they killed his NPA buttbuddy but then again Trillanes compared a Duterte presidency to Sudan and Somalia.
>>51888529
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51888529
Merkel won anon
GERMANY YES
>“I believe in equality and this is the reason why I worked for the passage of a City Ordinance imposing stiff penalties on those who discriminate against Muslims and the LGBTs,” he said.
PHILIPPINES
YES
>>51888719
WHO FUCKING SAID THAT
Ironically Binay is Flips only hope
>>51888801
There is only one mayor running for President
>>51888887
GOD FUCKING DUTDUT
>>51888931
>>51888960
What's wrong?
It's 2015
>>51888613
NPA are paid thugs, all of those you mention are leftiest lobbiest and ralliest. the best they can do is ambush him if he goes to Mindanao
Help me guys whenever i hold hand with my gf i can't help to get an erection, wat do
These DVD vendors are enough. I swear if more mudslimes migrate here in my place
>>51889213
When I'm around qts I get the mountain effect as well, there is no cure.
>>51889213
Tell your gf but if you actually fuck her, you should kill yourself. Cancel that, just kill yourself for having a gf.
>>51889213
>holding hands
Kek try holding back an erection when you're snuggling with her
Flexing your muscles is supposed to calm ypur boner tho
>>51889213
Tell your gf that you want to fuck, if she refuses then dump her ass and find another one.
>tfw its the last time ill see my qt tutor till next year
pic related on the right ;_;
>>51889200
Although I don't think they are leftist or fit in any spectrum. most of them fight for us to get equal share of the profits from the resouces being plunderd. fiscally patriotic.
>>51888719
What is this bullshit?
Discriminatuion against gays is still a honored tradition in my area
>>51889431
>qt
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
>>51889213
>holding hands
anon, you'd get her pregnant. at least that's what my uncle told me.
>>51889431
One solution to your problem
>chloroform
>>51889431
They say English girls are the ugliest Yuro girls other than gyppos...but I want one ;_;
>>51889467
women with bangs are my weakness k don't judge
>>51889431
Just because she's white doesn't mean that she's qt
Jeez you're just like sex tourist that has jungle fever
>>51889465
He said that to a DZMM radio host in an interview a few hours ago.
>>51889200
>Billions taken as "revolutionary tax"
>common NPA fighter looks like he needs a truckload of nutri bun to look healthy
>Joma meanwhile is living like a neet in europe
How retarded are the commies for believing in equality?
>>51889538
The only bangs you can have is to your head because she is ugly.
>>51889540
>>51889536
>>51889525
that's me on the left tbhwy ;)
>>51889614
He's living in a posh flat in Amsterdam and is blowing all the shekels on dudeweedlmao and prostitutes.
>>51889571
>discrimination against gays
His boipussy got blitzkrieged by a priest and that makes him gay.
>>51889707
In that case, you look like a tranny
>>51889710
Why can't we do a mossad-esque hit on him?
Chop his head off then preserve it in pickle juice for the next generations to see
>memenose-chan and Jillrose mendoza look like sisters
new bread putang ina
>>51889790
The only reason Mossad is successful is because they had insiders in the host government who are willing to cover up for them (i.e hypenated Jews).
There was a point in time where France wouldn't deliver warships to Israel despite heavy protest so a group of Mossad agents infiltrated the shipyard, hijacked the warships and sailed through the Aegean, Cyprus until it docked in Israel.
How did they do that you might ask? French Jews let them in.
>>51889901
>daily reminder that mainlanders are subhuman
>>51889961
A more crude operation then? A sledgehammer instead of an icepick
We just need someone to tail him then off him when the opportunity presents itself. Then kill the guy that killed joma so he wouldn't talk
The leftist butthurt would be epic if that happens
>yfw you only pack 4.4" and get performance anxiety because you seriously think your benis length is less than average even by asian standards
>everyone else is above 5"
Happened to me twice already. Though the first one wasn't really my fault. Her cunt tasted like battery acid and I was close to puking
The other one was with a slightly chubby girl and she wanted to do it doggy but we can't get the angle right and II can't get it up after getting soft.
Not even sure if I want to fug anymore
>>51890292
thanks for making my day juanon
>>51889901
putang ina sleeping ka lang sa kahapon, ded thread kasi ikaw
>>51890292
>20th birthday
>uncle brings me to AF1
>"Pili ka ng isa o dalawa kung kaya mo"
>nervous as fuck
>pick one
>dropped us off to a nearby Anito, right behind the old Casino Filipino
>girl proceeds to rip my shorts and brief
>my peepee was pudgy and short because I'm a fatty
>she laughs, "Hihihi, kuya ang liit naman"
>mfw
>>51890697
Air force one is pretty expensive,family.
Try Starfleet for half the price. Or go ko kabihasnan if you're scraping the bottom of the barrel but atill woukd want to fug :^)
>>51890697
What's AF1?
>>51890560
>Putang ina tulog (sleep) ka na lang, kasi ded thread na ito (this)
I think that's what you meant,.
>>51890768
>half the price
>more of the AIDS
No thanks
>>51890837
I checked their website and it says it's a KTV bar... hmmm but something tells me it's just a front for a brothel
>>51890837
I was trying to say that you fell asleep yesterday, thread got archived
>>51890964
Not really. Half the price since AF1 is rumored to be run by the Olivarez and hence you pay for the protection and the guarantee that ypu wouldn't get raided.
>>51890967
>ktv bar
Suuuuure kek
>>51890869
ay putang ina para sa iyo to >>51890967
>>51890972
oh in flipnog language its
>putang ina nakatulog (slept) ka (you) kahapon, na achive ang thread (the thread)
>>51891071
It says it's the best KTV bar in the Philippines :D The police must know about it, be careful though there's a lot of police raids on places like that :D
forgot pic
>>51891086
>putang ina, natulog ka lang kahapon. patay yung sinulid dahil sayo.
>>51891213
There is actually a police outpost just on the pther side of the road.
The mayor of parañaque frequents the place so you're pretty safe
>>51891261
>stately pleasure
>entrencing attendants
Nice word twisting
>>51891071
>and hence you pay for the protection and the guarantee that ypu wouldn't get raided.
This is why I just deal with handlers or with dem hoes directly. Once you try Starfleet, Palacio, Majestic, Pegasus, etc. you've tried them all.
Plus, you can't bang Mocha Girls in any of those """gentleman""" clubs, Khim is so expensive though. I'm not forking 80k if I can just get Mae instead, don't care about the month long waiting time.
>>51891436
>knowing this much about prostitutes
I suddenly feel unclean kek.
Also try pinoypsp. They're under a new banner now after that NBI crackdown
>>51891329
you're telling me that the this fat bastard Mayor (left) is allowing a brothel?
immoral son of bich
>>51891436
>Mocha Girls
baka senpai
>>51891604
forgot pic related
>>51891535
Pinoypsp died because it became too mainstream.
The girls there are meh at best though although you have some indies there that are worth it. Some of the handlers there lock horns with the site owners and they get kicked off forever which fucking sucks.
>>51891720
Not really.
It got shot down because some pimp offered underaged girls.
>mfw I sort of had a relationship with a psp
>>51891887
>parking a PSP
See >>51891668
>>51891887
share the story juanon, I want to know your relationship with this psp while I make my instant noodles
>>51891930
>multiple transactions
>gets fond of me
>get free pass on my birthday plus back door
I have no regrets. Too bas she retired early tho
>>51891956
>horny as fuck
>browse thru pinoypsp
>see new listing
>chinita qt
>has braces
>benis already getting crazy over pics
>meet up with her at a motel
>felt awkward
>told her it was my first time to fug a stranger
>spends time chatting
>finally do the deed
>blow two loads in just one session
On the third/fourth (?) time she actually wore her college uniform and I have never been so erect
She's the reason I have a fetish for chinitas with braces.
>>51892308
noice what college did she attend?
>>51892308
wew jelly tbqh
>>51892610
Come college in cavite. Somewhere in Dasma if I remember correctly
Stopped doing casual stuff after I had to donate blood to a relative and the nurse gave me a pamphlet on what I should do if I tested positive for HIV/STD on the blood check. Scared the bejesus out of me
>>51888719
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
them being oppressed is a meme, this just means you'll get labelled as raycis if you criticize people who happen to be lgbt or muslim
>>51892308
>told her it was my first time to fug a stranger
Most of the chicks in there don't care, some would even walk you through and give you a bonus "pop" other than the 2-3 you paid for but its not common.
I banged one indie girl "in need" and she let me do her raw because no GMs wanted to try her because they think she's underaged/hoax/honeypot or something. Turns out she really was underaged (17) and was only influenced by the trade from her friends.
>>51893012
>underaged frostees
The ones in kabihasnan (near AF1 and starfleet) are mostly underaged and surprisingly decent looking. Kinda sad when you think about it tho
How to become strong:
>do 100 push ups
>then 100 sit ups
>then 100 squats
>then 10 km run
>every single day, no days off
>plus no air conditioning no matter the weather to strengthen the mind
>plus eat 3 meals a day
>banana is okay for breakfast
>>51893382
The NBI is probably hanging out in there.
>>51893012
tsk tsk tsk
ano ang Indie girl
>>51893787
Not professional frostees per se
Soet of like "I just need the money now and this is just temporary" kind of frostee
>>51893920
>>51893920
>>51893920
New thread
