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>>51893787
Temporary slut who don't need no handler.
They do it for a bunch of mostly idiotic reasons and some of them aren't even dirtpoor like some banged-up whore from Angeles City.
Half of the girls I know even own a car and as long as you live in Metro Manila and are willing to pay the gas its okay :^)
>>51893920
First for bule
>>51894061
>yfw one of the indies has a better car than you do
Ypu know that Platinum girl that has piss-poor reputation on customer handling but is a total goddess when you push the right buttons?
>>51894195
I had this "fling" with an old-timer Platinum girl who was always late in her appointments (like 2-3 hours late). She even stopped taking other dudes on the side but she's active and back in action now, albeit with a higher rate (8k).
After a few months I just dropped her like a hot potato, shame she was actually a qt and she even tried to bait me into just permanently waifuing her. When I refused she went ballistic and tried to charge me shekels for all the overnights she did in my condo and she trusted me enough to do her live because she thought we were beyond PSP-client relationship.
We good now though.
remind me not to shake any of your hands when we do /asean/ meet up
>>51895213
>believing neets talking about whores
Come on fammile
Why don't I ever see any Canadians here?
sleep tight asean
Fucking Flips get off 4 chan
bumpo
LFS
F
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As usual
l
w
a
y
s
Woo weird dream
>>51900474
it wasn't a dream it did happen, pic related me landing on Sabah with bible and cross
>>51902316
>this triggers Cebufags
waaaaa
>>51895213
>/asean/ meet up
kill yourself
>>51904368
>/int/ rules
/int/ - International
This board is for the discussion of foreign culture and language. Please be respectful.
Posting in languages other than English is allowed—and encouraged!
All politics and current events belong on /pol/.
>>51904464
Lie /int/ usually a /pol/
>>51904094
>do /asean/ meet up in Australia
>we find out Australia not full
>Aussies go apeshit like webm related
:^)
test
test(icles)
do you all live in slums
>>51905801
Yes, it's called Wellington
>>51905738
>tfw can't tell if it's a Brit trying to proxy as someone else or someone else trying to proxy as a Brit
>>51906317
Good morning Nattapong
r8 me and my nun wife lads
>>51906317
We are one, yet we are not
OUR GUY WILL HELP US UNITE THE WORLD UNDER ISLAM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WkNXjVlEQoI
THANK YOU
BASED
E
R
N
I
E
>>51906672
>voting for a kuck
>not voting for God Emperor Trump
>>51906685
because the juanons here have had sex with prostitutes
>>51906711
>>51906672
vote 4 me and I will unite the world under the banner of God
>Dutdut and Bernie wins
How many Christian countries are left after their terms?
>>51906739
Male prostitutes are bad
>>51906827
Prostitutes are bad period.
"Kill the degenerates, burn the heretic, purge the gommies"
GOD MY DICK IS ITCHING
POKPOK PAKANTOT
What's /asean/ recommended PSP sites?
>>51906994
NBI go away
>>51907011
Dont worry lad, Im just PNP
mornin' git
>>51907174
>you in charge of getting dubs
>>51907060
Feels good Dutdut will personally execute this butcher.
1700+1 kill
>>51907250
why you have crescent and stars in your flag indobro?
also
>repeating digit
>>51907250
he tried,and that's all that matters
>you wake up in the Code Geass universe
>you pick your countree*
>Holy Britannian Empire- fascist, monarchist, very expansionist and brutal to its people. The elite always backstab each other to get better titles
>Holy Britiannian Empire Colony- poor, exploited by superior Britannians, forced to live in ghetto, be slaves and work low paying jobs. Into rebellion for independence.
>E(You)- union of nations, dominated by France, most democratic of all nations, conquers Africa and Russia, most technologically advanced nation, highly divided
>Middle Eastern Federation- a bunch of tribal princes, low tech level, not very relevant most likely a buffer state between EU and China, highly conservative, massive robots
>Chinese Federation- celestial empire, Empress is just a child that has no real power, power lies in corrupt eunuchs, most are dirt poor, the elite gets all the luxury, constant conflict with India
>Australia- highly neutral, independence with their 'fuck off we're full' policy
Choose one
>>51907267
>implying Duterte will win
Watch the Comelec disqualify him and Poe before Christmas
>>51907250
>Singapore
>>51907481
Fight for independence!
>>51907345
>>51907598
>>51907634
I don't really care much about dubs desu
>>51907481
either Vanuatu or ISIS
how tall is the average SEA boy
>>51907650
about getting dubs*
>>51907690
COLGATE
O
L
G
A
T
E
>>51907690
around 4'7
>>51907629
>dutertards comparing their meme mayor to this guy
absolutely insulting
** ANIME MENGHAPUS TATA KRAMA DAN MORAL BANGSA **
** MENGGANTINYA DENGAN MORAL-MORAL MIRING **
-- PERGESARAN MORAL & TATA BANGSA OLEH ANIME LEWAT ANAK-ANAK DAN ABG" LABIL --
Saya MENCOBA UNTUK MEMBUKA DIRI DENGAN PENDAPAT KALIAN,,
sy ingin tahu KARTUN" yg sllu kalian bela" itu BAGAIMANA SIH BAGUSNYA ??
APA SIH PESAN MORALNYA ??
DLL.
Namun, yg sya dapat,, JUSTRU ANJE****,,, BUKANNYA pelajaran moral dan tata krama yg baik justru mlh sebaliknya,,, ANCURRR,, LEBURRR,,,
SY yg mulai membuka diri jadi tertutup rapat dgn FAKTA YG ADA.
CAMKAN DAN BACA INI BAIK" ,,
1. Masakkk anak sekolahan LAKI" PEREMPUAN DICAMPUR , DIJADIKAN 1 KAMAR ?? watt te fuckkkkkk,,,,, serisly dude,, ?
dan gk cmn 1 tp bbrpa, dan itu aturan normal.
Disitu Pikiran kalian digiring utk memaklumi hal yg demikian pula.
2. Ketua OSIS seharusnya menjadi panutan tapi justru MENGAJAK BERBUAT MESUM kepada murid lain ??
Diajak ngamar dan diajak ^**&*&*(,,, dan, ,ahsudahlah,, sy tk mau berkomentar utk seterusnya,,
ASEMM,, mikirr gaa kalian apa coba pesannya ??
pesanya Klo kalian jd ketua OSISI maka, JADILAH KETUA OSIS YG MESUMM JEGG,,
3. Sekamar, beda kelamin, dan kalian tahu apa yg akan terjadi kan ?? YHAA,,,, YHA,, yg laki nonton CELDAM yg cewek, yg CEWEK buka" baju yg laki sambil nyentuh tubuhnya,
dan paling parahh adalah ketika si CEWEK RELA MEMENUHI KEINGINAN KOTOR si laki", , Dan,, dan,, ahhsudahlah,.,,,,
Kalian masih mau bilang " BANYAK PESAN KOK DIA ANIME BAGUS" ?? "
Yha,, Pesan utk NGAMAR be2an gpp, pegang" gpp, lihat celdam gpp, JEGG ??
can someone translate indonesian to engrish?
>>51907784
wut?
>>51907777
>>51907831
let mi trai lah
>>51907748
cute :3c
>>51907831
Mas omongin opo iki
>>51907784
>tfw I can't read indonesian
>>51907897
same mang
>>51907897
>>51907976
It seems like a cryptic message, I better send this to M16 ;^)
** ANIME CLEAR AND MORAL NATION manners **
** Replace it with morals MIRING **
- Deformation GOOD MORAL & ANIME NATION THROUGH BY CHILDREN AND ABG "unstable -
I TRY TO OPEN UP TO SAY YOU ,,
I want to know CARTOON "which you advocate sllu" HOW NICE it ??
The moral SIH WHAT ??
DLL.
However, companies that can actually ANJE **** ,, ,,, NOT moral and good manners rather precisely MLH ANCURRR ,, ,,, ,,, LEBURRR
SY which began to open up so tightly sealed by FACT WHICH THERE.
Remember AND READ THIS GOOD ",,
1. Masakkk schoolboy LAKI "MIXED WOMEN, MADE 1 watt ROOM ?? te fuckkkkkk ,,,,, ,, serisly dude?
and gk CMN 1 but some, and the normal rules.
Mind you there were led to understand things as well.
2. The Chairman of the council should be a role model, but it invites other students to do nasty ??
Mar talk and talk ^ ** & * & * (,,, and,, ahsudahlah ,, I want to say for the next tk ,,
ASEMM ,, mikirr GAA message you are trying to do ??
if your competitor then sn head position, BECOME CHIEF OSIS JEGG ,, YG MESUMM
3. Single rooms, different sex, and you know what's going to happen right ?? YHA YHAA ,,,, ,, which son who is watching CELDAM girls, who open GIRLS "men who dress as she touches her body,
and most parahh is when the REAL GIRLS MEET THE NEED OF GROSS and men ", and ,, and ,, ahhsudahlah,. ,,,,
You still want to say "MANY GOOD ANIME HER MESSAGE KOK" ?? "
Message for YHA ,, Mar be2an ok, hold the "it's ok, it's ok celdam see, JEGG ??
>>51907481
literally paradise
Oceania is objectively the best place on earth
>>51893920
Isn't that the Bantay Belltower?
Why are pinoys comparing all our presidential candidates to Donald Trump?
Dont they know any other candidates?
>>51893920
Daily reminder that The Philippines are rightfull mexican clay
>>51908400
hmph! Mexico-senpai is always late to help when Pilipinas in trouble!
aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
mencreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttttt
perut melilittttttttttttttttttttttttt
aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
>>51908519
sorry lad
>>51908645
never forgive, hmp!
>>51908645
1 year later of donating is great
Cause of bottleneck in the initial stage and govt abandoning them after a few months of media coverage and left forgotten.
>>51908400
sorry,we're integrating with malaysia now :3
>>51909020
lewd
Why wont you guys accept refugees?
>>51895213
I've been off the casual game for two years now.
Thank god I haven't picked up anything awful
Did you guys know that Malaysia is the best asia that's truly asia?
>>51907267
You want a civil war?
Because this is how you get a civil war
>>51909671
yes :3
>>51909671
how can you be best asia if you still has malay-chan :^)
>>51909671
Yes, we already know that?
Stop funding our extremists pls
Are you guys jealous that Malaysia is the only asean country that have it's own Ultraman? He even does silat.
>>51907784
>using formal first-person pronoun
>in informal sentences
Wew
>>51910161
>silat
indon oc
do not steal
>>51910161
how can he does silat if silat not even real?
>>51910366
green is a faggot
we have our masked rider bima satria garuda
pic related
>>51910366
low budget beetleborgs
>>51910161
can he do me? ;3
>>51910476
Ultraman > masked rider
desu senpai
>>51910557
With that face? No.
>>51910476
>>51910568
yes, it our loss. nothing can be compared to the might of cicak-man
>>51910611
At least we have a hero that got it's power from some experimented animal. What do you have?
>>51907784
** ANIME REMOVES OUR MANNERS AND MORAL**
** CHANGES IT WITH "CRAZY" MORALS**
--SHIFTING OUR MANNERS AND MORAL BY ANIME FROM CHILDREN AND (EDGY) TEENAGERS--
I TRIED TO OPEN MY MIND WITH YOUR OPINION.
I wanted to know HOW GOOD ARE CARTOONS which always be proud by all of you.
WHAT ARE THEIR MORAL MESSAGES? ETC.
But what I got is TOTAL SHIT. Instead of good moral and manner, it's the opposite. FULL OF SHIT.
I who would tried to open my mind now close my mind with THE FACTS.
1. Why do highschool boys and girls LIVE IN THE SAME ROOM? What the fuck, dude?
Not only one but also more(?). And it's normal.
In that way you are herded(?) to think it's normal to do that.
2. Student council president who should be a role model, but instead TRIES TO DO LEWD THINGS to other student??
(Student) be asked to do lewd things, and well I don't want to specific those.
GOD DAMN, what do you think about the moral messages?
The moral message is IF YOU'RE STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT, BE A PERVERT STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT.
3. Living in the same room, opposite gender, and you know what will happen right? RIGHT? THE MALE one see panties, THE FEMALE one remove the male's clothes while touching his body.
And worst one is THE FEMALE IS WILLING TO PLEASE THE MALE'S PERVERT THOUGHT. And well, whatever.
Do you still want to say "THERE ARE MANY (GOOD) MESSAGES IN ANIME"?
Well that living in the same room, do lewd things, and see panties are okay? *JLEB*
>>51910669
all of the culture that everything you have is inspired from :^)
>>51909087
>mfw malaysia ignores me
>>51910990
>tfw anime taught me carpentry
Senpai, I really cringe reading what I translated just now.
Kill me please.
Is there anything better than loli femdom?
>>51911302
Little sister femdom
>>51911302
Little loli sister with little shota brother dom. The brother will rape your ass as your sister force you to fuck her.
>>51911302
I don't want to know what's gonna happen next.
>>51911595
Dont worry anon, she's going to serve him coffee
>>51911703
I w-want to believe...
>>51910990
niat
cek kulkas gan
ada yang seger-seger
>>51912176
how often do you meet poisonous spider which is gonna kill you in your home australian man?
NI HAO MA?
CHING CHONG CHING CHONG
>>51912317
>poisonous
do you intend to eat them?
I think the word that you're looking for is venomous.
DEAD
indons get off 4chan please
thank you
>>51914217
post ao dai qts and it would be resurrected from the shitposting grave.
What comfy chair are you using to shitpost here anon?
>>51914450
goway monaco
>>51915043
I'm laying off in my bed
>>51893920
I've seen that tower before, nice place. Would've made for a good photo too if the schmuck at bottom right hadn't been there.
>>51913902
thanks
>>51915242
I went there last month. Got to the top too.
>>51914450
wkkwkwkwkkwkwkwkwkkwkwkw
>>51915242
I secretely masturbated there last year
>It's another rainy afternoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZZvxavBsWA
bump
how do i get cheap adderall m8s
>>51916746
>>It's another rainy afternoon
Rainy afternoon is the best desu. That way my room would be cool enough at night.
>>51917269
nah, rainy morning is the best. cloudy daytime comes second
a few more days till christmas then new year
I remember I spent new year's eve here :(
>>51918067
You're alright. Don't go to Makati.
>>51918067
LETS SMOKE WEED ON CHRISTMAS WEEK
>>51918262
I hope you deliver some cool fireworks ISIS-san
>>51918262
if you're going there,I'm going too :3
>>51918281
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>tfw 2lazy2do anything
Why are these heretical Protestants so fucking insane? They're also rude cunts.
Fucking heretics.
>>51918319
>not chan
>>51917269
>>51916746
rainy night is the best
fight me
>>51919536
hi malaysia :3
These heretics are idiots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuljuu6uqqc
>>51919415
ayyy lmao
>>51919415
lmao
>>51919659
>pekpek
L-LEWD
>10 December, 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnEpvS6sYnc
I want to change the world
mga manyak
>>51920026
how are you btw qt
>>51920123
Why do they have solar panels behind them?
<Anime Picture>
[Lewd Text]
>>51920207
>Brunei
>>51920207
You got me
>>51920181
sad,other malaysias ignore me :(
>>51920207
Do I need 4chan Gold pass to view this post?
>>51920389
what do you call parang in philippines?
>>51920474
Bolo
>>51920474
>parang
that means "sort of"/"kind of like" here
>>51920181
weeb levels like that are indonesian tier you faggot.
>>51920508
ty
>>51920688
it's only a meme calm down juanon
>>51910990
>tfw this anime taught me economics
Im not even joking on the second "arc" alone they teach you inflation, demand and surplus, insider trading, gold standard, bartering, quality of goods, presentation, etc.
Of course there will be people that go
>hurrr durrr I tried watching one to three shows out of hundreds of thousands of shows that exists.
>>51920811
Umaru is the Holo of our generation.
Dubs and we all get gfs at the end of the year
/asean/ sure is on fire today
>>51920943
dubs and you'll still single till the end of the next year
>>51920978
FUCK'IN CLOSE
PUTANG INA MGA SQUATTER
DOING KARAOKE SENDING SHOCKWAVES TO MY ROOM
>>51920978
Close enough. Also rerolling
>>51921033
TANGINA BAKIT MO KINUHA YUNG DUBS KO
>>51921080
KASI POGI AKO
>>51920207
kek
Do Flips like One Punch Man?
>>51921019
tomorrow is holiday
will be staying up late tonight!
>>51920718
no problem
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rvYve9AlIB
+100 points to whoever can understand what i'm saying
I just started teaching myself it
dubs and we get loli gf
>>51921225
I know a few people who like it, but it's not as popular here as it is in America.
>>51921285
tagalog?
>>51921255
but there's a problem qt
>>51921331
Ilokano
>>51921356
>Puso
>Aso
same meaning may it be tagalog or ilokano.
>>51921331
what is it?
>>51921285
sounds alien
>>51921356
oh...
>>51921033
doesn't that make you a squatter too? since you live near them enough to send shockwaves into your room.
>>51921406
thanks for clarifying, there's just a lot of ilokano speakers where I live
>>51921225
I have a whole folder for mumen rider, so yes.
>>51921433
i'll be having a raging boner at midnight
>>51921640
how many pics in that folder?
>>51921523
California? Hawaii?
danugem no nakarit
>>51921641
is that so?
I have a bigger problem desu
there's no one to carry me to my bed and love me tenderly every night desu
>>51921707
only 21 he doesn't get a lot of screen time in the manga and the show ;_;
>>51921731
why not integrate with me then mahal.
I can carry you everynight.
I'm late in the party!
>>51921779
Selamat petang anon. Ever heard of Animax Carnival?
>>51921711
california
>implying i speak any but basic animals
>>51921831
>Petang
It's 8PM senpai.
And no, what about em. Busy with finding jobs now, no time for anime nor game.
>>51921912
>Wrong translation
Google betrayed me.
>>51921912
when you greet people at night its called good evening and when you said goodbye at night it's good night.
>>51921934
For the westerner, its right tho to say Good Evening even its 8PM, but here its kinda weird to say Selamat Petang when its night.
>>51921969
Cuba kau cakap kat orang Mc'D "Selamat Petang Saya nak makan sini" tapi dah pukul 8 malam
kek
>>51921776
my,you're very helpful
>>51922159
shh it's not midnight right now.
Also, how was your day sweet cheek.
>>51921912
Why is it so easy to find work but hard to find gf?
>>51920207
<Smug Brunei face>
[criticizing comment]
>>51922201
You just need talk to those QT students and make them interested in you.
Fuck those old hags
>>51922308
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>>51919506
ebin, protestants always do link related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnxibprVzB8
>>51922191
woke up at 3am,heard someone say "psst" and tap on my window
save me from the pervy sexpats
>>51922201
I don't know mang,
I'm tired already. But I don't blame em, I blame myself. If I can't find my own happiness at least I can share it here with you guys.
>>51922441
Is your pic related the nonstop hair growing loli that i want to commit some edgy crime with?
>>51921843
lol. if that's the case
what you said was Pusa(Cat) and not Puso(Heart).
why are you interested though? trying to impress an ilocana chick, I assume?
we need a new girl desu sempay
>>51922308
source? I need to know the story!
>>51922828
how about this one
http://www.briefmedia.news/japanese-minister-calls-for-immigrants-to-help-boost-population/
SOON WE WILL DEPART FROM /asean/ AND HAVE A FREE FOR ALL RAPE OF THESE JAPANESE WOMEN JUST LIKE IN OUR CHINESE CARTOON
>>51922828
Agreed. Her nose is getting stale. Do you have any suggestions for a replacement?
>>51922999
Praise be to jeebus!!!! :DDD
>>51923004
How about Jewnose-chan?
>>51923064
Post her so I can judge
>>51922441
>live in crime infested area
>not in security guarded neighborhood that no stranger can enter
i could if you were here on my lap qt.
>>51922999
>trips
its true
what "show" is this?
>>51923119
too late for topacio now doe.
>>51923121
I have none in stock atm
Besides, she'll get mad
>>51923149
filename
>>51922999
What a good college degree anyway when you plan to work for Japan?
I wish I could go there to just be a breeding machine
What does /asean/ think of the R8 Revolver?
>>51923317
STEM degrees will do, make sure to learn Japanese as well.
>>51923123
but the thing is,my house isn't facing any road and has walls.
I don't know how he would have gotten in unless they are pervy white guys who happen to be aswangs
I wish I could sleep resting on your lap,at least its safe from sexwangs
>>51923063
kate pls
>>51923317
A degree in faceless fatmanology
>>51923410
Omg I actually do that after I finish uni lectures
>>51923317
medicine, there's a lot of old people there. It's also highly sought after in the UK, especially if you're a dentist.
>>51923410
what we'll be doing before sleeping?
Chocolate ice cream
Milk
Brownie bits
A bit of choco syrup
Just made the most comfiest chocolate milkshake known to man
>>51923505
Btw why are charges of dentist so expensive outside Philippines?
>>51923557
>not adding Oreos
Smh Tbh faM
You left out a good chunk of chocolate right there
>>51923505
>being a dentist in bongistan
>>51923557
of course you like a bit of brownie slut!
>>51923607
It's free if you're under 18 or in education, pregnant, etc. But costs can rack up to £51 just to get your teeth pulled out when you're not liable for free dentist.
There's also a very short amount of dentist, I'm not a registered with a dentist in Portsmouth because there's not enough dentist I have to go back to Somerset. Nobody here wants to take dentistry so they hire abroad.
>>51923515
I can't rest on your lap if you have a boner,so I'll fix that for you
link me something /asean/ to fap to
>>51923649
It's a lucrative business desu, you earn so much money from it, its in demand especially with the fact that you can collect fees while General Practioners can't
>>51923730
how bout the taxes there? Is it high?
>>51923790
It's pretty high, it's around 45%-50% with Conservative surprisingly they promised lower taxes. It was only 40% when Labour was in power.
>>51923769
these pokpoks
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLaTHvHRK31elLLs4G8hZeg
>>51923263
borderline_hentai.jpg
>>51923757
l-lewd, not now.
Btw do you have class tomorrow?
>>51924164
yes
I'm sad
>>51923769
likuoo.com
>>51923769
Just open archives and fap to /asean/'s ERP posts.
>>51924546
you shouldn't skip class, learned my lesson today.
>>51924632
>STARING MALAY-CHAN AND A FUCKING FLIP
>>51923119
Is it bad that I look like her and i'm a guy? kek.
I am the one who knocks, I am the danger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMEq1mGpP5A
>>51925082
>skipping class
baka desu senpai! the only excusable reason is you over slept like me, hmp!
UMNO TERUS MARA
UNTUK RAKYAT MALAYSIA
BERSATU KITA BERSATU
DENGAN SETIA BERGANDING BAHU
>>51927609
Tidak
Malaysia a shit
>>51927639
Hello Joseph Lim Peng Tan. How are you today?
>>51927807
Feeling whiter every day tbqhfam
>>51927639
Malaysia is truly Asia mang ;_;
>>51927915
Oh my bad, I forgot
Hehe
299
>>51928417
kontol
S
I
L
>>51928044
Never 5get :(
>>51928491
ang liit buto mo, kuya!
Malaysia is the best
who's on duty for making new thread today
>>51929053
MALAYSIA
YES
do it now faget
new bread ladies
>>51929336
>>51929336
>>51929336
