Sucking benis edition
first for penjajah
Gaylang Singapore
>sabah is still mine
>manting more muslim problem
inside /asean/ edition
this toothpaste confirmed as pertamax bot.
oi m8
>>51929529
>pertamax
kill yourself cancer
>>51929336
Hi thirld worlders.
>>51929583
malaysians like sinetron?
>>51929595
are you the one posting arrow memes in kaskus?
>>51929539
Hello there,[spoiler]...ya wanker.[/spoiler]
>>51929647
It was quite popular before; Bawang Merah Bawang Putih etc but not anymore
>>51929632
This third world country is better than yours desu.
>>51929748
Fuck.
Screwed up the spoiler.
Pinoy pieces of shit.
>>51929736
no
now kill yourself
>>51929583
>14 year old
>suicide
>favorite anime character
>Naretardo
>Itachi
>>51929760
Because we are getting better at making our own drama. We don't need sinetron anymore.
Salam my fellow Muslims
>>51929880
You should go to sleep fellow muslim. Don't want to miss solat Subuh.
>>51929880
Salam akhi
Who /latenight4chanponsting/ here?
>>51929820
sillypenis amirite?
fuck you lucas
>>51929764
Jungles make any country ultimate thirld world.
For my flip friends
https://www.instagram.com/iamsheilasnow/
>>51930052
>Bisexual & Bipolar
What does she mean by this?
>>51930158
I don't know/care, I just go there for the boobs
>>51930158
she has 2 mental illnesses
contemplating a wank
>seriously depression for almost 5 years
>considering to end myself
>go to counselor and they gave me word of advice and shit for almost 4 months
>still depressed
AM I THE ONLY ONE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rS6mZUo3fg
>>51930505
JUST BEE UR SELF
>>51930505
go to a local gov clinic, tell the doc about your problem and and ask him/her to prescribe you to psychiatric unit at gov hospital. Bring the letter to the hospital and wait for your turn.
>>51930505
Let me examine you anon. First can you tell me why you feel you are depress?
>>51930505
If you're a muslim, listen to this
>>51930505
You need Islam in your life.
>>51931259
Good song, thanks
>>51931319
no prob m8
>>51931259
>>51931319
Shit taste desu, listen to this
>>51931394
I don't really like that intro t bh
Their other song is pretty catchy tho, I admit
My fav is this one
>>51929820
Lucas..
>>51929583
wew
>>51929632
>Russia
>not 3rd world
PUT IT IN LIKE PUTIN
** ANIME REMOVES OUR MANNERS AND MORAL**
** CHANGES IT WITH "CRAZY" MORALS**
--SHIFTING OUR MANNERS AND MORAL BY ANIME FROM CHILDREN AND (EDGY) TEENAGERS--
I TRIED TO OPEN MY MIND WITH YOUR OPINION.
I wanted to know HOW GOOD ARE CARTOONS which always be proud by all of you.
WHAT ARE THEIR MORAL MESSAGES? ETC.
But what I got is TOTAL SHIT. Instead of good moral and manner, it's the opposite. FULL OF SHIT.
I who would tried to open my mind now close my mind with THE FACTS.
1. Why do highschool boys and girls LIVE IN THE SAME ROOM? What the fuck, dude?
Not only one but also more(?). And it's normal.
In that way you are herded(?) to think it's normal to do that.
2. Student council president who should be a role model, but instead TRIES TO DO LEWD THINGS to other student??
(Student) be asked to do lewd things, and well I don't want to specific those.
GOD DAMN, what do you think about the moral messages?
The moral message is IF YOU'RE STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT, BE A PERVERT STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT.
3. Living in the same room, opposite gender, and you know what will happen right? RIGHT? THE MALE one sees panties, THE FEMALE one removes the male's clothes while touching his body.
And worst one is THE FEMALE IS WILLING TO PLEASE THE MALE'S PERVERT THOUGHT. And well, whatever.
Do you still want to say "THERE ARE MANY (GOOD) MESSAGES IN ANIME"?
Well that living in the same room, doing lewd things, and seeing panties are okay? *JLEB*
>a daily reminder that it's illegal to hurt someone using whips and other masochist things for pleasure, even if both parties gave consent
>although it is legally okay to brand your partner with hot iron, if you both gave consent and treat it like a tattoo
B-brand me with your name senpai~<3
>>51929632
Did you bring us some snow?
The whole place is literally burning up.
>>51932885
Original transcript
** ANIME MENGHAPUS TATA KRAMA DAN MORAL BANGSA **
** MENGGANTINYA DENGAN MORAL-MORAL MIRING **
-- PERGESARAN MORAL & TATA BANGSA OLEH ANIME LEWAT ANAK-ANAK DAN ABG" LABIL --
Saya MENCOBA UNTUK MEMBUKA DIRI DENGAN PENDAPAT KALIAN,,
sy ingin tahu KARTUN" yg sllu kalian bela" itu BAGAIMANA SIH BAGUSNYA ??
APA SIH PESAN MORALNYA ??
DLL.
Namun, yg sya dapat,, JUSTRU ANJE****,,, BUKANNYA pelajaran moral dan tata krama yg baik justru mlh sebaliknya,,, ANCURRR,, LEBURRR,,,
SY yg mulai membuka diri jadi tertutup rapat dgn FAKTA YG ADA.
CAMKAN DAN BACA INI BAIK" ,,
1. Masakkk anak sekolahan LAKI" PEREMPUAN DICAMPUR , DIJADIKAN 1 KAMAR ?? watt te fuckkkkkk,,,,, serisly dude,, ?
dan gk cmn 1 tp bbrpa, dan itu aturan normal.
Disitu Pikiran kalian digiring utk memaklumi hal yg demikian pula.
2. Ketua OSIS seharusnya menjadi panutan tapi justru MENGAJAK BERBUAT MESUM kepada murid lain ??
Diajak ngamar dan diajak ^**&*&*(,,, dan, ,ahsudahlah,, sy tk mau berkomentar utk seterusnya,,
ASEMM,, mikirr gaa kalian apa coba pesannya ??
pesanya Klo kalian jd ketua OSISI maka, JADILAH KETUA OSIS YG MESUMM JEGG,,
3. Sekamar, beda kelamin, dan kalian tahu apa yg akan terjadi kan ?? YHAA,,,, YHA,, yg laki nonton CELDAM yg cewek, yg CEWEK buka" baju yg laki sambil nyentuh tubuhnya,
dan paling parahh adalah ketika si CEWEK RELA MEMENUHI KEINGINAN KOTOR si laki", , Dan,, dan,, ahhsudahlah,.,,,,
Kalian masih mau bilang " BANYAK PESAN KOK DIA ANIME BAGUS" ?? "
Yha,, Pesan utk NGAMAR be2an gpp, pegang" gpp, lihat celdam gpp, JEGG ??
>>51932885
at least we Japanese don't do suicide bombing for to fuck 72 virgins in the heaven.
>>51933086
get memed nip
>>51933086
Don't butthurt over shitposting, Zhang.
>>51932885
Anime adalah produk sampah gan.
Agan lihat aja tuh muka chara cewek2 anime, mukanya merah2 mulu kek pengen dientod ,
Udah gitu bicaranya annoying mendesah desah ,sama sekali gak bermutu menurut ane
Ini berdampak buruk sama anak gan karena cara bicara chara anime yang berbau bb18+ gan...
I will not die with soft benis.
And I'll not die with barren springs.
>>51933291
It's night time what do you expect.
What song are you into right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEN8rkq7Jr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q47msQndWoI
>>51935129
I don't mind if you brand me with that hot iron rod of yours bby.
Brand my front, my rear, my breasts or my mouth, I don't mind <3
Tired.
>>51935360
http://youtube.com/watch?v=r5NZE3v5Si8
>>51938960
Are you 14?
>>51935636
leaked video of me
bumpo
>>51929632
>Russia
>Not third world cold shithole
>>51929632
why are you so mean? i've always loved rossiya
>>51929820
Argentina needs IMF loan again, right? Philippines will lend you monies. :^)
>tfw going home for Christmas holidays
>tfw friends want me to go out with them
>tfw they want me to get drunk and get laid
>tfw I am told to attend to Christmas parties so that my parents can show me off to their friends
>tfw they might try to get me to meet my parents' mares and pares' daughters
>tfw I will be talked about I am sure of it
>tfw I might become a normie at this level
;_;
>>51943473
Ara ara, you are such a tease. How cute.
How about a little leaked vid of me :3
>>51945244
l-l-lewdd!!! b-baka I didn't actually show any of my sweet parts! hmph! Y-you're only supposed to show it to the person that will ravage you for the rest of y-your life...
wat do
Kontol
>>51949376
Bawuk
>>51947913
Isn't that person you?
>>51950537
Lewd xDddddd
hello
>>51951187
no, I'm a snek
what is this thread? why is there so many pictures of cartoons?
>>51952937
/a/sean
>>51952937
you can't spell /asean/ without /a/sean/
>>51952937
Malaysia and Philippines integration
>>51952682
JEMBUT
>>51953202
Wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkw
Teehehehehehehehehe
>tfw no asean gf
Busting
Underwater
Malaysian
Planes
Butter
Under
My
Penis
Brown
Unggoys
Must
Pee
Whaddya people think of Brunei? Why does it exist as a country?
>>51956397
So we can into EU comparison
>>51956397
Brits didn't finish them off so that they can see how they got keked out of their empire
>>51956397
>Whaddya people think of Brunei?
Their leader has sex slaves
>Why does it exist as a country?
Oil. It also used to be pretty big back in the day.
Imperial representative of /cum/ here.
/asean/ is hereby being annexed by us. You are now our royal fief
>>51956662
>Liberians
>in charge of annexing
Should i stop going to reddit?
>>51956662
Too bad our next president is a gommie and anti-USA
>>51956838
What the fuck is a karma
What happens if you reach -1000?
>>51956838
kek
>>51956840
And a priest's boipussy fucktoy.
>>51957104
Please dont bully
>>51957259
>dudut becomes our president
>declares himself dictator
>he goes full boipussy mode
>he chooses one random male citizen to ravage his rectum
>every month he chooses by lotto style raffle on national tv
>your name comes on tv screen
>now white unmarked vans and dubious motorcycles tandem now roam your subdivision
what would you do?
>>51957619
>Tell people to tell them Im not in my house
>hide under my bed
>Be neet forever
>>51957619
Don't forget the part where all the male citizens chosen must be Catholic priests
>>51957619
>>51957104
Oy putang ina mo, wanna say that to my face not online.
Kita tayo sa Davao tarantado o baka wala kang bayag.
ODOL
D
O
L
>>51956838
3edgy5me
>>51957867
>committed battery
>doesn't get convicted
>doesn't even resign
Davao seems to be lawless to me desu. If people like him are allowed to do what he wants, we might just be living in anarchy.
>he drinks tanduay
Shit tier. Why are flip beers so crappy? They all taste like water. Any flips know of some strong beers?
>>51933291
>tfw you'll get lucky if you get 24C during the night in Butuan
>>51958630
try tuba (coconut wine
>>51958711
Tfw my relatives keeps bringing this on new year instead of fucking wines
>>51956840
BASED
fuck I don't get it. How can dut dut be so based 24/7?
>>51956840
POPE PUTANG INA KA
>>51958750
that is wine :^)
>>51958630
>tanduay
>beer
Come here and let's drink together. My treat.
>>51958795
Taste mor like juice to me
>>51958241
Been to Davao twice and going back in 2 weeks. Plenty of law and order there. Whole place is locked down extremely tight with armoured guards at every entry and exit to the city and every major place. Dut dut just has 0 tolerance on crime and will kill anyone who fucks around. He cuts the bullshit out in the courts and just goes for it.
>>51958828
liar tuba is around 80% proof
>>51957867
Get fucked....by a priest.
>>51958711
>tuba
It's called tsupa in here.
>>51958945
>tsupa
that means "sucking dick" lmao
>>51958630
I like red horse
>>51959305
Stop replying to the proxy Davaomeme cancerfag
>>51959305
>red horse
>>51958945
Hahahahahahaha top lel m9. Mind if I save this classic a-grade meme to show the family?
>>51959305
>proxy
Nah I'm legit Aussie. I just go to Davao frequently to see the gf and senpai
How true is this?
>>51959497
is davao just a meme?
>Bisaya on national television
>its always subtitled
>>51959972
because Tagalog is very similar to Filipino, Tagalog doesn't need to be subtitled. It's subtitled because a lot of people would not understand.
>>51959972
like what show ningning?
what's the difference between filipino and tagalog?
>>51960191
I find it cringy that you even have to ask that
>>51960191
did you not study Filipino at school?
>>51960191
Hello there, white man.
>>51960191
t. choi
>>51958241
Davao is lawless bruh
Only retards tolerate Somalia-tier justice
Davao is the proof that Manila's influence is pretty shit outside of Luzon
>>51960394
You really can't say much for Manila desu...
how to prove most of /asean/ posters are wage slaves?
No one posts in the middle of the day in /asean/ thread
>>51960489
>2015+1
>working in a sweatshop company that restricts internet to their employees
>not having your own personal cubicle
The only thing I cannot access are crappy social media sites and common proxy sites, I don't use them anyway.
Torrents are a no-go as well, I could download torrents but when it starts up it stays at 0.00kbps.
>>51936731
rare
a
r
e
>Friday
>Trannies are out again in 6 hrs
>>51930505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAtkMuyVPS0
Flat or Fat tits?
>>51958861
>armoured guards
>plenty of law and order
he's supposed to do that anyway. Davao is literally surrounded by gommies and kebab.
>He cuts the bullshit out in the courts and just goes for it
I agree, court process is long. It also happens even in super developed court system like in the UK. However, that does not excuse him from putting down "judgement" on his own. That's for the Courts to decide, he's acting beyond his legal power. There is a reason why rule of law exist.
>will kill anyone
that is murder, unless he has a very good defence to the deaths of those people, which could reduce his sentence to manslaughter.
DogFart
>Marcos purged communists and Muslim rebels
>Marcos also installed draconian fines for all kinds of criminal activity
>FUCK OFF RESTORE DEMOCRACY
>Duterte coddles communists and Muslim rebels
>Duterte kills drug dealers and petty criminals on sight
>WE LOVE YOU MAYOR
What's Dutdut shota boipussy feel like?
>>51959000
Bisaya ww@?
>>51961178
dry and crusty
JUST
>>51961974
>Roxas and Binay pulled off their master plan
Would you fags recommend dating a pinay/singapoor mix girl?
PUTANGINA NINYO INDOGNESIA ANJENGGGGGGGGGGGGG
MAKAN BABI,ASU
KIMAK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>51962087
yes
>>51961974
>still trying to appeal
kek
3rd time's the charm I guess?
Take me back, /asean/! I want to be integrated!
fuck white people
>>51962153
This is you
>>51962182
Bit rude desu senpai
>>51962182
i want too
Just got back from my friday prayer. The word of the day is inheritance. Do you have any?
>>51962237
N-no
>>51959497
>gf
You're that guy with a tranny gf aren't you?
>Poe BTFO
>DutDut next to be DQd
Mfw we already won
>>51935090
>>51962528
Lel that's me
>>51962547
All girls are beautiful, asshole
>>51962546
All the Poe and Duterte shills will flock to Miriam since no one likes establishment people by default.
We now are left with this choices
>>51962616
>Miriam is kill by election
>BongBong Marcos will replace him
>Marcos bans Chinese Cartoons for the 2nd time
>look through job list
>ERP consultant
>>51962400
I don't remember, I must have slept or something.
What presidential collection is more memey? America's or the Philippine's?
>>51962020
to be honest she shouldn't have run
our prez post is like one term, six years
who the fuck in their right mind would put a clueless idiot after another?
she also turned her back on dem philippines and swore an allegiance to amerifats
there's nothing wrong with immigrants serving the people, just not the two highest posts
>>51962679
The last anime I watched was Cross Ange, I really need to check on /a/ and catch up.
>>51962749
>who the fuck in their right mind would put a clueless idiot after another?
>clueless
Filipinos, that's who
>>51962727
You got a commie kike
We got a commie who got fucked in the ass by priests
You got a rich man who gives no fuck that he is rich
We got a rich man who pretends he's a poorfag
You got some shameless female who gives no fuck about her crimes
We got some nigger who gives no fuck about his crimes
I guess we're just even
>>51962830
None of our candidates promised to build us a wall and make China pay for it.
>>51962784
Good taste
>>51962860
cause our rich fag does the opposite, he's going to sell our land to Malaysia truly asia
>>51962830
>nigger
Is he actually black tho?
>>51962866
N-Nice plot
>>51962860
Make this happen
>>51929336
>Singapore with Thailand
Weird pairing, but I'll take it.
I cant wait for 2022
say it with me
PRESIDENT PACQUIAO
>>51962893
If Obama is black
Of course Binay is black
>>51962980
Obama is a tall goy
>>51959972
>tfw bisaya is not the national language
Fuck I gotta learn 2 languages now to communicate
>>51960394
>says Davao is shit
>never been there
It's safe as fuck and anywhere you go you don't have to worry about being mugged or shot. While the mayor is fucking mental what he does works and it gets results
How can 1 guy fuck up so bad
>>51960719
>not tryna get sum fuk
Do you even /ASEAN/?
>>51962684
perfect job for you
>>51961853
Biyut senpai
>>51962568
All assholes are girls, beautiful
>>51962182
Calm down there José. Just because the white cock is superior to your tiny dicklet doesn't mean you have to get mad
You may as well be a trap anon :3
Singaporean here in straylia. Man they are so fat.
>>51963167
... Does that mean that one drunken night doesn't make me gay???
>>51963100
Literally Yeb
>>51963003
4 u
>Poe out
>Duterte out
>Binay jailed
>Miriam dead
>Mar against nobodies
>Lucifer wins
What do?
>>51963486
>Duterte out
If only.
>>51963504
he will be cause the one he replaced with withdrew from the race of being mayor before saying he will run.
Of course he'll be next after Poe and it's easier to DQ him in 1 hearing than Poe
>>51963533
I know. I really want him to be disqualified because of that Pasay mayor thing, but somehow I feel that the COMELEC will kep him. Guess we'll find out in a few days.
Dutdut fans club in my office are fucking cancer.
spewing out of nowhere while talking non politics how theyre going to vote him and defend him about the selfdestruct event.
I just with he got disqualified. or i could try to take a picture that im voting binay and show it to them just for shit.
>>51963183
gtfo chink
>>51962182
Yes, you flips do fuck a lot of white people
>>51962182
>fuck white people
good job my friend
Do you wanna join us again?
What manga is this?
>>51963944
yung hilaw pa
I want to fuck anime boy
>>51963944
walang manga ngayon sa palenke next year pa
test bane
>>51963984
>KoiChoco
Nice.
>>51963183
is australia really full?
>>51963984
>>51963924
We'll let you do it this time if you kill at least half the Chinese
what are you listening right now /asean/? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo6ZaCTqxwM
>>51964542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZm4zseMok0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJVkE14kjhE
Where the pokpoks at lads?
>>51964890
turn off the screen and you will see his reflection
/deadsean/
>>51964904
silly! That only works on you!
>>51963924
yes i want to join but we nuke indonesia ok?
>>51965102
>yes I want to join
What are you doing in the Philippines nip scum?
>>51965151
Do you wanna join us, too?
I'm sorry, you are overweight.
>>51959893
pretty accurate
t.nativeindon
>>51964666
>>51964776
All asians I know have this very poor music taste.
What's wrong with Asians and their sense for music?
>>51963924
As an American, I'm sorry
>>51962114
chill out senpai
>>51965432
Based Japan
Hey Flipbros
What's your excuse if you still remain a virgin by the end of 2015?
>>51965102
oh you are bad boy
Don't say that word to your little brother Jose kun
>>51965722
forgot pic related
Dubz and there's will be habbening in Australia with Brunai as the suspect
Why do you guys hate your negrito population so much. They are so cute and innocent :-(
>>51965831
Why do you?
>>51965748
What mixture is she again?
>>51965831
who said we hate them? Although there are a lot of their people that want the benefits of the modern world but don't want to integrate with it and still live with their old tribal ways.
>>51965831
I thought negritos made up a tiny population
>>51965860
/cum/ and menstruation
>>51965722
>not saving your virginity for marriage
>>51965885
I bet this is a fetish
>>51965849
I don't, my dad used to steal bits of metal and give it to them before the eruption so they could make arrows
>>51965866
Economically and socially marginalized, limited positive media representation.
>>51965879
They are tiny but honestly very discriminated against and poor.
>>51965979
Cmon on
It's 2015
>>51965860
Japanese/canadian white male
>>51966045
>Economically and socially marginalized, limited positive media representation.
Really, dude? The reason for that is because they keep to their own and you know... Live their own lifestyle
inb4 give them welfare
>>51966047
when i watched youtube rewind video i hoped he said this tbqh
>>51966216
None live in the wild anyone, they've all been pushed out and moved into delapidated villages.
>>51966278
source?
where can I order aussie wife?
pic not related btw
>>51966343
Dude, look up any non-tourist report or book on them within the last 15-20 years.
What do you mean source? It's not like this is a new thing.
>>51966278
Okay, pushing them out is a dick move but what are you going to do when these people don't want to go to (traditional) work or school?
