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;_; I was busy
Selamat pagi
Oh-hi-yo
>>51854752
I fell asleep lads
who is that man?
>Boris would rekt Trump like nothing
BORIS
O
R
I
S
>>51857236
>having a kuck mayor
Donald is right
>>51857300
>Boris
>kek
He would full on tackle a Japanese kid if he has to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVRTPjOPexA
>>51857330
Hi bra. Why so you like weirdnose so much?
>>51857330
Sorry mang, but Nosechan has children with me now. Pic related :^)
>>51857611
She is qt
>>51857686
You a cu.ck?
>>51857686
Has amyome figured out her identity yet?
>>51857769
Post her most qt pic plz
>>51857975
Too many to choose from
I like this one
I just found this thread >>/a/134504045
Good morning btw
i just realized that this country is just china.Jr in terms of behaviour.
>communal zerg
>fraudulent business, the jew of SEA
>least concerned with hygiene
>main contributor of air pollution
>work harder, not smarter
>no respect for intellectual properties
>brainwashed into believing irrational value
>the wealth is unevenly shared, most held by china.Sr agents
>NEED TO BREED
JUST NUKE MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>51857769
I'm married to her :^)
>>51857809
Nope, I still meet her in SOGO for our group work sessions though. She never tell me her name.
>TFW Malaysian
>TFW also femanon
Feels good to be a lady....except for them periods >_<
>>51861102
I have her on facebook Tbh
>>51861234
pls be my gf
>>51861234
>malaysian
>>51861279
Can I please know her name? You can immediately delet the post :)
>>51861234
>period
baka you use tampon so you can still run around and not be afraid of stain
>>51861279
>1434758229592.jpg
>liar
reeeeeeeee
>>51861505
4chan X did this
"Randomize Filename: Set the filename to a random timestamp within the past year. Disabled on /f/."
I clearly was not lying
>>51861279
I don't into Brazilian sex tourists.
Only Malaysia truly asia and Filipinos for me to celebrate integration <3
>>51861468
It's not the stain that's the problem. It's the Phantom Pain when that time of the month comes.
>>51861457
Excellent.
Let's get married first though, I only secks after marriage like any good Orthodox Christian gal :3
>>51861234
i just realized our chinks look so different than mainland chink.Like a complete different race tbqh
>>51861689
aren't you married already? How many girls have you married, onii-chan? Are you having a harem or cheating on your wives?
Tfw our political PR managers are weebs
>>51861926
If I was a super hero I would be called Yuri-Man. My powers would be the ability to Yurify everything.
>>51862090
If i was a superhero. My powers would be able to find the exact location of posters in /asean/ and go there. No stabbing will happen i assure you.
>>51862230
t. recto
Please no
>crying for your guy friend
>>51861815
This is actually somewhat true. I always find Mainland chinks @ muh uni to look different compared to /asean/ ones.
>>51861837
W-We need a loving family for you my dear imouto :3
>>51862216
Time to convert to Orthodoxy sweetie <3
>>51862230
Would insertion happen?
>>51862892
anything for bf
>>51862892
Who is dat wet semen demen
>>51863072
We'll become prince and princess on our wedding ceremony.
And after that, I'll make you my queen and make sweet luv with you endless :^)
>>51863125
A friend of mine.
I want to hold hand with nosechan while I impregnate her.
>>51863680
pls contain thyself, do not stain the image of nosechan by sharing thy lewd thoughts.
>>51863412
yes please
>>51861926
Our next president is more of a loser than the current one
I guess I'll be voting him
>>51864234
we need to animate our politicians to anime girls desu >>51862332
Be gay somewhere else faggot
t. goat lover
Any of you guys using Win10?
Is it worth upgrading
I use lots of pirated games and softwares
>tfw forgot where I park my jets
>>51865691
>jets
keep being a peasant, peasant. Everyone here owns a Jumbo jet
>>51864234
I would vote on him if he stayed single and marrying that crazy reporter
Also r8 my parking lot full of my lockheed SR-71 Blackbirds
>>51865446
dont if you have a properly working os
also most people doesnt want to
http://news.investors.com/120115-783137-windows-10-migration-stalls-amid-slow-pc-sales-upgrades.htm
>>51865749
Jumbo jet is still a jet hence jets.
I love animes
>>51865446
Only retards use Windows 10.
>>51865970
you're god damn right!
>>51865446
I'm using it on my PC. I like it, but worth or not worth, you should decide it yourself.
So is shitting outside houses to make the person inside fall in love with you a regular thing in Malaysia?
>>51866137
Yes
>>51866137
Yes
>>51866137
Yes, they've imported and adopted that culture from Designated immigrants.
>>51865446
the only worth of win 10 is dx12
and games with dx12 can be counted using your hands
>>51854752
how many of you are grills?
>>51866270
we're all qt 2d school girls in /asean/
>>51866270
None, but you'll get replies from gays claiming that they're girls
>>51861234
What ever happened to Sakurahime?
>>51866137
Old houses here in ph have that also. comfort room/bath room are seperated from the house.
>>51866307
why do you speak english and not your respective language. this is vice president joe biden btw
>>51866347
that is sakurahime baka desu senpai
>>51866307
hmph! rood, you don't know that!
What do you think of my queen?
>>51866374
Ah, I thought she disappeared since she lost her trip
>>51866374
>why do you speak english and not your respective language.
Not a good idea. The only language we mutually share is English
>>51866393
BERNIE
E
R
N
I
E
>>51865798
but he already has a son with a model just not married
>>51866307
>gays
>claiming they're girl
>mfw my NeverForget meme is being used by muslim 9/11 conspiracies.
>>51866798
I want to see what would happen if 9/11 happens this year.
WAKE ME UP
I CAN'T WAKE UP
SAVE ME
>>51866929
BRING ME TO LIFE
>>51866408
I'll always be here to shitpost
>>51866929
JOKO AYO BANGUN, HARI SUDAH SIANG
>>51866798
>my
memes are already publicly owned when you posted it therefore you should use the pronoun "our" unless you provided a eula along with your memes invention.
>>51867105
t. public domain advocate
>>51867083
I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE
THERE'S NOTHING INSIDE
>>51867246
reported
see you in jail
>>51867246
>>51867302
Reported
>>51867246
>>51867302
>hate speech
reported
Where can I get a job
pls respond
>>51866929
>>51866958
>>51867204
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
W H O I S W A T C H I N G T H I S I N D E C E M B E R? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
>>51867433
you know
you can be maid in indonesia or philippines
i hear our neighbour, ilani, becomes maid in indonesia and now she is very rich
she sends 920 ringgits to her family every month
even now her family build a new house and have new motorcycle you know
maybe you can be as succesful as ilani
>>51867433
be my mahal,I'll pay you with my mahal
>>51860084
That's not my country, abang Indonesia
>>51867433
Negeri Sembilan
>>51867433
I can give you a job inside my room.
>>51867895
>implying
>>51867833
He'll be enjoying the job I'm giving him more
>>51867433
I could give you one but payment is semen. i could give atleast two loads a day. two for you one for my dog.
>>51868117
Of course.
>>51868065
>double implying
>>51868170
y-yes,really
My NEET life is ending lads, I don't know how to feel about this.
Gaynime posting on a weekday noon.
It's like you don't have a job or something.
>>51868228
>implying implications
>>51868369
It's like there's no job such as this.
>>51868344
>not working to support your NEET needs
>>51868572
>working
>NEET
>>51868344
Mine is ending soon too.. Nervous, but EXCITE
Hey guys, threadly reminder that anime is gay. :))
t. Nerd
>>51864234
>Our next president
Bad news for you
>>51868344
>>51868591
NEETs don't exist in malaysia, proxyfag
>>51868837
http://www.beritasemasa.com.my/jawatan-kosong-2015-malaysia-graduan
Hi /asean/, do you guys using Linux as your daily computing?
>>51868874
Step up
>>51869034
Very impressive
Have fun in your lunch break.
>>51869034
>"""""""""""""monarchy"""""""""""
>tfw shift 3
Time to put my NEET staying up late powers into good use.
>>51869034
>Philippines
>6%
They dont even count neets
>>51869034
Horey shet how does ladyboi land find jobs for everyone?
Feels good stomping Australia at dota with shit internet connection
>>51869585
aussies suck at dota m8
>>51869749
Can you tier up the world
>>51869585
>That Bounty Hunter
n00b
>>51869802
EU>China>US>SEA>the rest
>>51870193
Did USA win the TI5B owl
Why are they ranked 3rd?
Flipnig pameme pls contain your stupidy here
Manila a shit
>>51868344
Me too. I'll be in makati next year.
Dont stab me please...
I've watched this movie again.
I wanna hug my sister now but she's still at school ;_;
>>51869371
>>51868344
wat job? net cafe?
Everyone here supports Dutdut right?
MANILA A SHIT
>>51870671
Me. Oligarchs should be pissing in fear right now.
>>51870671
>Supporting a Molested bisayan candidate.
get some dignity familie
also live feed of the moslestion when?
>>51870728
Fuck off chink.
Dutdut shall win and make this cunt a federal one.
Whether a civil war or not would happen.
>>51870772
Just release the molestation video pls.
>>51869585
>SB BM
>DB BH, really?
>LS ES
>SB OK
2kmmr confirmed.
>>51869802
in competitive gaming
Tier 1:
EU
CN
Tier 2:
SEA + KR
US
Tier 3:
S.Murrica
S.Frica
AU
Trash Tier:
Everyone else.
can't rank pubs because of ping issues obviously.
>>51871506
Angeles is the worst place to find a whore 3bh. I mean, just look at how thick the powder on that obnoxious face of hers.
unless you're a disgusting sex tourist who would fuck everything that moves that is.
>>51871620
all Australians in the Philippines are sex tourists lmao
>>51870671
no
he is a fuckign normie
>>51870666
Technical Consultant, whatever the hell that means.
>>51872075
gibe job
>>51872139
What kind of job do you want?
>>51870666
satan speaks.
but, being an attendant on a decent net cafe is not that bad I think.
>shitpost all you want
>play a game all you want
>all while being paid
perfect NEETBUX 2bh
>normies see me
>they go high blood at first sight
Why do normies get offended by someone's presence so easily /asean/? I thought they'd be well-adjusted since they're normies.
What is it like living with a small asiatic penis?
>>51872342
Normies are insecure people.
Anyone tried that new gun in CS GO?
>>51872382
At least we don't have it the wurst.
Do you people get really mad and offended when you see all those white male / asian girl couples in europe and america?
>>51872471
Nope, do you know of a qt girl in europe or america?
>>51872382
what is it like being asspounded by dark, hairy, angry, moslem benis?
>>51872471
not a single bit. maybe the east asians, but SEA? no.
>>51872471
no but seeing white female and asian male makes my blood boil
why cant i fuck a whitey
>>51872702
>why cant i fuck a whitey
You're not the man
>>51872702
are you /r/asianmasculinity moderator?
>>51872930
no, that would be me.
>>51872930
no but i collect amwf couples pictures
>>51872702
Those couples are rare. you would need to be an asian with a very large penis which would equate to an average white penis, then you would need above average social skills and atttactiveness in order to win over a white woman who is naturally going to assume you have a small penis and will be put off by that.
>>51869467
That 6% are the faggots who doesn't actually want to work.
In Malolos, IT companies are already hiring disabled and the elderly people who can program in Java.
>>51873303
What are the prog languages in demand?
>>51873303
This might factor in what we considered want is empolyed or not and who is registered properly.
>>51873489
Who*
>>51873512
*employed
WE HAZ BIG PENIS AND SHEEIT
>>51869585
>Using le balanced 17% bash cow dude
>Not le balanced burning spear man of no dyings
Do you even try anon?
>tfw holiday because election
>tfw will have holiday on all of religion important days
And yet western wants to remove religion important days from holiday, baka.
>>51873957
>using flaming masochist
>ever
It's like you wanted him dead.
>>51873957
they fixed space cow's 17% bash chance m8
>>51870251
Secret got the RTZ curse in TI5 so they lose against chinks
Draft happens and Puppey leadership magic got them to never losing again
OG won Frankfurt Bowl which is mini TI
>>51870193
Mineski>EU>China>SEA>SHIT>The rest of the world
>>51873981
Libur terus indon pokoknya ga usah kerja
super sekali
>>51874003
>Mineski
>good
loving every laugh m8
>>51874015
t. Zhang
>>51873992
>not paying honor to current GOAT of flip dota QQ
>>51873998
Very nice
>>51874062
>tfw you'll never get to play with Mski
>>51870638
Can I hug your sister? pic related me and her on our day out at the beach then a little sneak sneaks in the bushes afterwards :D
>>51874054
No they're actually good now
The only ones who beated them in the Frankfurt are the finalists Secret (Best team in the world) and OG (2nd Best)
Even Secret were surprised when Mski is beating them in the early game
>>51874147
They might be a bit better now, but it hasn't amounted to anything of worth. To call them strong at this point would be foolish.
>>51874183
They made Huskar+Dazzle combo meta
Everyone laughed when RTZ read 6.85 and saying Huskar might be too OP now
All Mski needs is a proper support not a worn out hard carry to support and they can be top tier in no time
>>51874015
Woy tolol waktu kerja di barat aja gak selama di Indonesia anjing
>>51872737
I bet he's into Bunga Bunga parties like former Italian PM Silvio Berlescuni
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHbM-Ddp83I
I meant President
>>51874126
Stop posting her pics pls.
TIA
>>51874592
take a picture of this
Hey kabayan!
Should I start taking this or just use good ol viagra?
>used the toilet
>forgot to flush
>my numbah 2 still floating
>cleaner comes in to do weekly cleaning
>I hear flush in toilet
fuck
>>51874241
>Ngebandingin indon sama negara lain
mental indon
>>51874807
wew manong.
>>51874832
at least you're confirmed not to be an indian.
>>51874832
>fucking brown asians!!!
>>51874807
Resort to viagra if it fails
>>51874909
>mfw cleaner is also asian
>>51865446
https://u.pomf.io/efvkzo.webm
>>51874909
>implying he's not chink
>>51874966
post vietnam semen demon pls
>>51874886
Im only 23 lad. ;__;
>>51874938
How do I buy one at the mercury? Should I say the brand and they'll know right away?
I didn't know 23 is not middle age
>>51875018
Yeah, they know it.
you don't need a prescription for a dietary supplement
>>51875053
No. I meant for the viagra.
Why is it always raining in the afternoon
>>51874966
>mfw I use GNU/Linux and never have this issue
>>51875096
God is peeing on you for being an unbeliever
>>51875091
seems like you'll need a prescription for viagra
>tfw gf just broke up with me
w-what do lads
>>51875096
i like rain
>>51875139
Wew. Nvermind. I'll just buy some tiger penis powder from 168.
>>51875164
wait for her while holding a red baloon
>>51875130
I wouldn't mind Ilani peeing on me to be quite honest
What does /asean/ thinks about this?
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/indivisible-an-rpg-by-lab-zero-and-505-games#/
>While Indivisible’s thematic core is inspired by Southeast Asian mythology, the game is full of lands and characters inspired by a variety of cultures and myths.
Mas, calon walikota nomor berapa yang mas pilih?
>>51875451
>playing game
>>51875451
lel the only french guy is black
>>51875451
cool, they imported Missingno from pokemanz.
>>51875451
all I see are indians
>it usually rains starting july
>only 31 rains recorded since july
Who /hoi3/ here?
>>51875451
>southeast asian mythology
Never heard of that before
>>51875664
The level in protoype are pretty much SEA-inspired. It has even has Kuyang/Leak/Pontianak as a monster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gveZ7euGB4g they started to appear at 0:45
>>51872325
>>51874747
it looks like the head was photoshopped tbqh
>>51875494
lagi kuliah di luar kota, ktp abis ilang, gagal milih aku..
>>51864234
>>51861926
Good lord, what a buttjoke Mar Roxas is
It's like he's the equivalent of Jeb Bush this election
>>51875776
Tfw people dont believe in the threat of climate change
BERNIE IS RIGHT
>Ready to ask a girl out
>need to wait for her to reply to my last message
>5 days and counting
kill me now
>>51875998
move to another grill mang
>>51875902
is that just a button smash combat?
>>51875902
>Turn based metroidvania
why
>>51875962
>Roxas=Jeb
Came from a prominent political family
Has president relative/s
The keks of said family
Detached from reality
Nobody with a mind would vote for them
>Binay=Shillary (Criminal side)
Again came from a prominent political family
Corrupt as fuck
Did shady shit
Nobody except useful idiots trusts them
>Poe=Bernie
While Bernie is a career politician both of them did jackshit
Promises ludicrous bullshit that is unfundable or impossible to meet just yet
>Miriam=Shillary (Feminist side)
Both raging feminists
Both would change how the country works
SJW paradise aka Hell if they win
Warmongers
>Dutdut=Fiorina
Both Absolute Madmen
Wants war very badly
Both wants to kill druggies
>>51875997
Maybe I should move to Finland or Russia.
>>51876026
nah m8, she's the one. I can feel it.
>>51876246
eww, go back to reddit shitty try hard comparisons
>>51875997
Its just the occasional El Nino retard
That means that 2016 will be a 2008-9 tier La Nina and might have an Yolanda Tier storm
>tfw no bf
>>51876390
here comes an american to save the day
i'll be your bf
>>51876346
I hope Allah wont combo Metro Manila with Yolanda tier typhoon and Big One Earthquake
>>51876327
>if I wait long enough she will be mine eventually
M8..
>>51876410
Gibe greencard pls :3
>>51876434
>tfw so many filipino where i live
i guess you could live with me, wouldn't be much of a change
AS LONG AS YOU DON'T INVITE PEOPLE OVER FOR KARAOKE
>>51876411
I don't think they are at risk for that kind of tier storm.
>>51876411
InshaAllah
>>51876410
I'm scared to ask my male cousin who is married to an American male if he's top or bottom
What do you prefer Ameribro?
>>51876502
depends what he looks like, but i'm a top
>>51875924
>dat incisor
part nip?
>>51876466
After an El Nino comes an La Nina which mean rains everyday and more powerful storms to come
beep
>>51876622
just going by position and wind direction and mountain sheilds
>>51876410
Does it snow over there?
h-hi
>>51876454
I wont. Let's shoot those who do karaoke beyond 10pm.
>>51876599
That's not nip exclusive.
>>51876904
Kau begitu sempurna
>that dubsamsh lady vouches for dutdut
>no one bats an eye
>ramon bautista vouches for mar
>OMFG mukhang pera peste
I want to kill everyone
>>51876831
no, it hasn't snowed where i live since the 70's
>>51876860
thanks let's do that
>>51876854
hello ,I hope this is a real burmese anon and not a sexpat
>>51876860
>Europe has been conquered by Islam
>People hating Trump for being Anti Islamic
>Dutdut loves Islam cause he got his boipussy rekt by a priest
Where to learn Arabic senpai?
>>51876971
The dudut situation reminds me of the last election with Aquino ,smhwf
Does in christian refers Jesus' father as Allah or just god? In note, I saw certain Church refers it as Allah, I forgot it's catholic or protestant though.
>>51877056
You don't need to learn Arabic.
>>51876434
>>51876502
why do you want kano instead of malay bf?
>>51876945
Di mataku kau begitu indah.
>>51876854
Post Bamar, Karen, or Kachin qt.
gita gutawa now looks like old woman seriously
>>51877088
Its just in your country because of the snackbars
We catholics universally call "God" God most of the time Deus if you want to be traditional
>>51877213
Is that so? then probably it's protestant or just indon protestant thing.
Hello fellow chinks
>>51877202
Well? She is too old already.
>>51877088
I don't know,I only worship based god,bathala
>>51874633
Legend
>>51877291
fuck off pedoscum
>>51877278
>An umbrella body representing Malaysia’s Protestant churches said today Christians nationwide have been calling their god “Allah” in their worship for centuries and will continue exercising their constitutional right to do so, notwithstanding a Selangor state decree barring the term from them.
>The church leaders who are meeting in Ipoh, reiterated that they have been using “Allah” in Malay-language bibles “for centuries” and that many indigenous communities here have incorporated the word that was of Arabic origin as part of their everyday language.
http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/despite-royal-decree-protestant-churches-say-will-keep-using-allah
Ah it's SEA's protestant things.
>>51877088
I'm pretty sure Allah is just arabic word for God, so arabic christians may call him that.
>>51875418
pare
>>51875164
change fb password she might change your name to small benis or something
>>51877380
Makes a sense, thanks senpai.
>Ultraman comic banned in Malaysia because its hero is referred to as 'Allah' Malaysia has banned an Ultraman comic book because it uses the word 'Allah' to describe the Japanese action hero.
M'laysia Truly Asia.
>>51875997
>tfw Bernie said climate change has indirectly helped terrorism
>through crop failures and loss of livestock people had less to eat and farmers were forced to move to slums in urban area to find some new job
BERNIE IS RIGHT
>>51876322
>wanting to move to Soviet Russia
lmao, enjoy state controlled media 24/7 cuc,k
Can australia join asean?
>>51877561
/ausean/ is, and will always be a mistake.
never again.
>>51877632
please, want can I do for you to accept me?
>>51877561
Only if you make us enter your country without any visa
>>51877651
say "Australia not full, all immigrants and refugees welcome."
>>51877655
please I will do anything
>>51877499
M'LAYSIA
NO
>>51875924
who is this anyway?
>>51877753
sakurahime
>>51877713
God I hate chinks so much
Why do they be like Korea and do plastic surgery
>>51877772
Who? a tripfag?
>>51877796
>>51877796
>>51877796
New Thread
>>51877772
for real?
>>51877819
>>51877819
>>51877819
New thread
Bagong sinulid
>>51877821
>>51877855
310 replies before bump limit you retards. Janny will be triggered with your early breads.
S
>>51877753
She looks tired.
Like "already got a dozen children" tired look on her face
I
>>51877919
why did they add another 10
God I miss moot
>>51877966
inflation
what's your favorite color?
>>51878010
yes
>>51878010
blueterte
>>51875924
>>51874747
>>51872325
Who is this?
>inb4 faggy le edgy answers
>>51878010
Yellow is best color ;-)
