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Eternal Anglo edition
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nonce edition
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bit early

>>51826993
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13mo3EaoIYI
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FUCK off anime
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Who /total fucking loser/ here

>21 kissless virgin
>NEET
>dumb and bad at sports
>no friends
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>>51827233
why do you speak like one then
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>>51827233
>>51827139
I see your issue now, that recording is me taking the piss out of the Irish accent. Listen to another one.
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Bit early lad, janny is gonna be fumin
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>>51827271
Don't make fun of him. He does NOT like that
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>>51827251
>18 non virgin but no girls know I exist anymore 2bh
>NEET
>can rebuild engines with my eyes closed
>2 best m8s and about 5 close mates, 30 people I could go "alright mate" if I seen them on the street
>spotty
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>>51827217
Nice edition
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>>51827217
delete this
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>>51827277
he likes it when i kiss his nipples and call him daddy janny ;3
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>>51827294
lewd
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>>51827248
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jEs7UISFCC
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>>51827251
>be me
>58 years old
>kissless handholdless
>never had job
>dying of cancer but to socially awkward to got the hospital
>mum died 4 years ago but I'm too autistic to get her body buried so just leave her in the shed.
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>>51827227
i watched a few episodes
the animation is absolute rubbish, feels quite soulless
i had more gripes but i cant remember what they were
i think it picked and chose which plot elements of the manga to follow, while claiming to be a direct adaptation
and the artstyle wasnt much like the manga anyway
much prefer 200 episodes with 150 of them being filler than having the whole series be 24 episodes long

>>51827265
>irish
nah
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>>51827311
thx
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>>51827251
well at least you were born in australia mate, if you were born in africa you'd be a dead fucking loser.

Friendly reminder that the food you waste could've fed an entire African village.
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DUBS
decides what i wank to lads

be lewd and cheeky
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>>51827251
>21 kissless, hugless, virgin
>Student
>Not dumb but I am bad at sports
>5 friends
>Last hope is some random American girl I found on Omegle who seems a bit crazy

>>51827319
That is as close as I can get to an Irish accent tbqh.
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anyone lurk /his/ ?
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>>51827265
oh

well watch yourself or ill hit you
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>>51827251
>18 virgin (had kiss, bj and fingered vag though)
>Student still grinding through A levels, hope to be in uni soon
>smart but really bad at procrastinating, socially awkward but not socially disabled. bad at sports
>conventionally handsome but not the modern kind of attractive
>close group of friends of around 8, have friends online too

what category do I fall into>>51827251
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Gonna go out for a cheeky spliff lads
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>>51827338
light bulb
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>>51827314
please be lying
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>/his/
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>>51827346
I post on /his/

>>51827350
Bring it faggot.
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>>51827374
it's not a bad board tbqhwy
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>>51827319
Looks like you truly loved the old version lad
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>>51827251
>19
>neet
>only reason im not an alcoholic chainsmoker is i have no income
>dropped out of 6th form
>dropped out of college a year later
ive had multiple g/bfs, had my fanny ravaged by several, look great, keep fit, got bare productive hobbies/skills, have a good circle of friends and im happy to wait for a good gf though so im not too pathetic
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>>51827251
>18, never had a female friend
>graduate of an all boys catholic high school
>NEET
>brain damaged from abusing psychedelics
>probably a fuggo
>no friends
>dysfunctional family
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>it's not a bad board
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>>51827429
post feet
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>>51827429
Just kill yourself tbqh.
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>>51827429

>look great

how do you know if you have a nice face?

don't you fluctuate between feeling fuggo and hot depending on the day?
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>>51827429

It's not that hard to be an alcoholic chain smoker from just your neetbucks.
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>i continually post fedora images
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>>51827429

Just get a job.
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>I played WoW instead of RuneScape as a child
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>I have multiple images of a Welsh tripfag saved
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>>51827429
>look great, keep fit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtxK7wNUBPk
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>>51827429
What course were you doing at uni?
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>>51827507
have a whole folder tbf (to be frank)
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>>51827523
Islamic Studies
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I'm at work so I don't even have extra flags but I can tell Buckinghamshire's gone full attention mode because of that yank girl last thread haha
wew lass
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>>51827422
its my favourite thing desu

>>51827459
whys that

>>51827443
na

>>51827471
obviously everyone has bad days
makeup/good hair/what you wear is a big part in it tho

>>51827479
i dont get any neetbucks

>>51827500
yeah its on the cards

>>51827551
i need to assert my dominance so she finds me attractive

>>51827509
what do you mean

>>51827523
college not uni
btec rubbish to pass the time
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>>51827589
>college not uni
same thing innit?
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>>51827589
>whys that
Attention whoring.
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there may be more girls lurking
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>>51827608
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_American_and_British_English#Education

>>51827612
ive got to make a living somehow
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>>51827503
the kids that played runescape were fucking tragic. literally the most autistic, greasy, malformed kids at school.
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>>51827613
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>>51827623
Get a job.
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>>51827589
filtered
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>>51827637
ok
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>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saracens_F.C.
>literally a rugby union whose name is another word for muslims
>based in london
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>>51827630
spoken like a true WoW player
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literally played runescapre for like a week then never played it again

warcraft 3 was my childhood

i downloaded it again recently
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>New Zealand's
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>>51827716
somehow ours is better than yours even though it's a copy
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>>51827716
Maoris aren't that bad in all honesty
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doing a play with cat
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>>51827716
Dirty slut, look at her she's gagging for it.
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>>51827740
really think people on 4chan that aren't from new zealand really give them a bad stereotype for no reason
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>>51827768
nonce
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i know this has been discussed a dozen times, but i still cannot understand how the brits can be so ugly.
the british have to be the ugliest creatures walking the earth.
of all the animals, of all the races, the british are by far the most repulsive living thing that has ever walked the earth.
i'm not trying to be disrespectful, but i can't for the life of me understand how the brits can be so ugly.
i don't mean to be rude, i just don't know how else to put it.
are the brits even earthlings? because no other living creature on planet earth is as ugly.
i mean, you can look at a monkey and find it cute, but you look at a brit and you find it repulsing.
you can look at a lion and think its majestic, but you look at a brit and you just think its disgusting.
you know you're ugly when animals are easier on the eyes than you.
looks wise, brits are literally below animals.

again, i'm not trying to be disrespectful, i'm just curious as to why the british are so ugly?
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>>51827716
Fuck it, I'm just going to say it: Australia's is awesome and impo the best one.

I especially like the leaves
I love ours (USA's) but there's no denying it looks shit my comparison
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>>51827793
genetics la
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>>51827793

rasheed
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>>51827793
>i know this has been discussed a dozen times, but i still cannot understand how the brits can be so ugly.
>the british have to be the ugliest creatures walking the earth.
>of all the animals, of all the races, the british are by far the most repulsive living thing that has ever walked the earth.
>i'm not trying to be disrespectful, but i can't for the life of me understand how the brits can be so ugly.
>i don't mean to be rude, i just don't know how else to put it.
>are the brits even earthlings? because no other living creature on planet earth is as ugly.
>i mean, you can look at a monkey and find it cute, but you look at a brit and you find it repulsing.
>you can look at a lion and think its majestic, but you look at a brit and you just think its disgusting.
>you know you're ugly when animals are easier on the eyes than you.
>looks wise, brits are literally below animals.
>again, i'm not trying to be disrespectful, i'm just curious as to why the british are so ugly?
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>>51827774
they're jealous that we have Maoris instead of blacks and just highlight the mongrel mob types
Maoris are literally just like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESD3mlgpSwM
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>>51827793
I blame the Viking rape tbqh Sven.
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>Fuck it, I'm just going to say it: Australia's is awesome and impo the best one.

yanks brown nosing the oz again
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>>51827784
fuck off dario
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>>51827797
An Aboriginal berry picker designed it.
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>>51827251
same except i'm pretty good at basketball
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>>51827882
i would do this to you
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>>51827825
>pretending "Once Were Warriors" isn't factually accurate
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>>51827829
They do it to avoid the banter.
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>>51827900
it is in South Auckland
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> YOUR NEW EMPIRE, AMERICA?
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>>51827904
oz banter is weak
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>>51827251
>64
>vietnam vet
>died 5 years ago

FML
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>>51827898
sorry m8 i'm not yet desperate enough to get down like that
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>>51827910
what people dont understand about those films is that lucas literally forced the jedi to act wooden, because theyre meant to be emotionless

but obviously doesnt come across that well to watch
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>>51827314
is this real?
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>>51827916
>A LEAF
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>>51827716
>australian animals on the coat of arms were chosen because they can't take a backwards step

fucking GOAT
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need to extradite oz to balt
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>>51827982
/balt/ is the best general 2bh
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>>51827961
> Star Wars could have been deep and interesting if not for Lucas
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>>australian animals on the coat of arms were chosen because they can't take a backwards step
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nothing like waking up on a nice grey day hull lads
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need a poo
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"Britain is no longer a Christian country and should stop acting as if it is."

>A two-year commission, chaired by the former senior judge Baroness Butler-Sloss, calls for public life to be systematically de-Christianized. It says the decline of church-going and the rise of Islam and other beliefs mean a “new settlement” is needed for religion in the U.K., giving more official influence to non-religious voices and those of non-Christian faiths.

>The number of Church of England bishops in the Lords should be replaced with imams, rabbis and other non-other non-Christian clerics as well as evangelical pastors
>Acts of worship in school assemblies need to be be abolished and replaced with a “time for reflection”.
>The coronation service for the next monarch ought to be overhauled to include other faiths.
>The report also calls for a rethink of anti-terror policy, including allowing students to voice radical views on campus without fear of being reported to the security services.

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/britain-is-no-longer-a-christian-country-and-its-time-to-rid-public-life-of-the-religion-high-powered-panel-says?__lsa=6fd7-f2fc
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/bishops-in-house-of-lords-should-make-way-for-leaders-of-other-religions-a6762821.html

Do we need Imams in the House of Lords?
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>>51827982
good post
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>>51828026

>Hull

not actually the most terrible city
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doing a masturbate
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>>51828025
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>>51828026
Hull reporting in.
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>>51828049

If the future head of the Anglican church would actually attend mass more than he does mosques and buddhist temples this would make less sense.
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>>51828112
It's definitely not too bad as a student
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there's nothing like waking up in sydney lads
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Emily.
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>>51827862
it's still fucking GOAT mate

consider the others:
>carbon copy of the brits with cvcky french flag and 3 leafs
>bland af eagle
>neither are native to britain, and only 1 of them actually exists
>maori cvck porn with a sheep who's kfc
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>>51828180
bad genetics, she'll end up with bad back pain when she's older.
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>>51828143
me on the left
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>>51828204
>big tits cause back pain meme

It never ends.
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>>51828025
the only step forward your countrymen take is toward the english border, rasheed
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>>51828226
>an american knowing how big tits feel

it never ends
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face is an absolute SPOTTY MESS atm

hope it clears up before saturday cause im going out but I feel more lumps forming under the skin

fs
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>>51827910
>Don't make me kill you.
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>>51828227
lancashires a county of england stupid fuck
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>>51828234
kek
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>>51828241
get aspirin tablets, crush them under a glass, add some water drops and apply the paste to spots on your face for like 30 mins
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>>51828241

just tell grills that you have face herpes that way they'll think you eat loads of fanny.
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>Many women, like Jane, suffer pain from having naturally large breasts.

source: daily mail
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>>51828296
nice chebs jane
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>>51828268
won't do no good for my acne lad

I don't mean little pustules around my chin

I MEAN BIG RED THROBBING PAINFUL LUMPS

getting on accutane on the 15th but it makes it 4x worse for a month or two

fs, hope I can stay on jobseekers until its sorted
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Just watched my first BLACKED video, absolutely disgusting
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>>51828025
>australian animals on the coat of arms were chosen because they can't take a backwards step
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>>51828306
thanks
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>>51828334
>my first
so you're going to watch some more even though you think it's absolutely disgusting?
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>>51828343
np :)

>>51828314
thats a set of chebs goorrr
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>>51828307
pop them and squeeze lemon juice in them
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>>51828359
I'm a bit obsessed at the moment.
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>>51828357
No, it didn't turn me on at all and those girls should be ashamed of themselves.
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going to costco, need anything?
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>>51828314
Based Emily
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>poortherners
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morning lads
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>>51828371
do u know her
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>>51828390
60 inch LCD TV
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>>51828408
She lives in my city but nah.
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> wow anon, you need to lighten up and smile more
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best tesco sandwich lads?
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>>51828390

a pallet of mayonnaise. I have several socks of pennies that should cover it.
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>>51828420
>LCD
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husbando
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>>51828424
Just turn that frown upside down.
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>>51828451
is that a tumor in his side?
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>>51828439

chicken & stuffing.

if you disagree you're literally a muslim
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what are we getting for chrissy lads?
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benders out
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>>51828472
British boipuccy
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>>51828463
>not knowing what obliques are
dyel? xd
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>>51828451
steroids aren't really healthy for you
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https://youtu.be/Yw6twGYRzmM?t=921

really enjoying this album 2bh lads
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FROOOM PARIS TO BERLIN IN EVERY DISCO I'VE BEEN IN
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>>51828296
i just found out a girl i went to school with who had the biggest tits i've ever known personally got breast reduction surgery. it's almost heartbreaking. back in the day i used to check her facebook literally every day for pictures with cleavage. i spilled so much seed to those tits and now they're gone from this earth.
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>>51828469
>literally a muslim

what if I think the ham hock one is best?
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>>51828513
post them
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>>51828507
yolo haha
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>>51828518

nice taqqiya, rasheed
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some people deserve to get shot
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>>51828451

id look like that if i lost some weight
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what should I do
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eating cold 1 topping ground beef pizza at 4:47AM

ama
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>>51828555
muslims aren't people
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>>51828558
have a look
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GOAT Human League Song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwpvHJN3QvI


Funny that they would make a song about the assassination of JFK when they had a guy in the group who named himself after Hitler.

Wish someone would shoot Nicola Sturgeon desu.
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>>51828555
shot my cum in ur mum last nite m8 lmao
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>>51828581

quality post
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>>51828573
done
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>>51828559
fuck off murderer
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really love giving oz shit
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willy
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>>51828581
>crogaytia
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>i don't eat meat
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/6542263/British-people-among-worlds-ugliest-according-to-BeautifulPeople.com.html
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>>51828296
I have never understood the obsession with breasts.
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doing a cornelius
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*shakes my cumming dick around like a bottle of champagne shook up for celebration*
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>>51828675
Gays like yourself rarely do.
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justin bieber here

ama
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>>51828690
I'm not homosexual though.
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>>51828675
u wouldn't
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>>51828689
good post
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>>51828706
can i have some of your money? just a couple thousand bucks
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>>51828708
Not sure I believe that m8.
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>>51828667

this is a bit rude m8. you don't see us crashing /esp/ threads with graphs of quarterly job statistics.
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>>51828719
get your own lad
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>>51827251
>22 kissless virgin
>employed
>bad at sports but I enjoy cycling more anyway
>3 friends
>go out drinking maybe once every two months
>most of my time is spent obsessing over anime, kpop and posting on /brit/
Well it's better than when I was a NEET I suppose
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>>51828706
>paki girl
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>>51828706
selfie + timestamp
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>>51828742
that's what everyone says when i ask them for money

how am i supposed to get my own when no one will give me any?
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does the 18-22 year old demogrpahic in england unironically listen to one direction?

since biebs put out his new shit, it's not uncommon to hear what do you mean or sorry playing unironically
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>>51828723
I don't understand the attraction to breasts and I think vaginas look disgusting. I am honestly not gay though.
>>
>>51828719

need that in petrodollars. don't get caught toting round useless canadian beaver dinars
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>>51828772
>this is the weapon telling me to kill myself
doing a laugh
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>>51828792
>Weapon
What?
>>
>>51827251
>22
>Not a virgin but have barely even spoken to a grill in months
>Unemployed
>Sperglord the Magnificent
>Almost never leave the house
>Freeze up around new people
>Know that nobody will ever love me

It's all downhill from here.
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Having more than i should to eat tonight lads ;)
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>>51828772
Have you ever actually been with a woman lad?
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>>51828822
>Know that nobody will ever love me
are you a cunt?
>>
>talking to a girl
>her music's all shit and my music's all good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79Y-EHqZNQA

these guys just sound like a copy of some other song i swear i've heard before
>>
>>51828768
would unironically appreciate an answers
>>
>>51828832
Do you even know where you are?
>>
>>51828823
FAT CUNT
>>
>>51828836
I dunno mate
I try not to be, if that helps
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>>51828832
No.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKoVckGKLjk

wub wub wub
>>
>>51828865
Well give it a shot sometime, your perceptions will change. If they don't then you may actually be homosexual.
>>
>>51828863
fair enough, that's all anyone can ask for

your qt bae is out there waiting for you ;-)
>>
IT'S OVER 9000 :DDDD
>>
>>
lads...
>>
fucking hate non-normies

get a fucking life you utter waste of space
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REEEEEE FUCKING HOBBITS REEEEEEEEE
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>>51828982
funny post 2bh
>>
Got an anal fissure lads. Hurts like hell.
>>
>>51828925
cracking post
>>
>>51828988

alri smudgy russia
>>
any1 ever have a cheeky wank to gay porn once in a while
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>>51827251
Me tbqh
>18
>kissless virgin
>NEET
>not fat but flaccid (got thinner when I was a teenager by eating less and less)
>no friends
>bad at sports
>no ambitions
>no future
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>>51828988
you have a stain on your flag, russia
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>>51829030

kek
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>>51828772
I am honestly a FIEND for fanny

its the most important thing, dont care if shes fat or ugly as long as its a good fanny

tits are great too I never used to like them then one day I just liked big tittites
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>>51829082
eejit child
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>>51829041
put vaseline on it lad. and try not to wipe too much
>>
>>51828982
underr8ed post
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>>51828772
i like breasts, they seem soft and nice. i agree vaginas are gross though.
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>>51829013
>>
>>51829156
>>51828772
How can you benders not like fannys?

lovely slits mmmmmm sometimes they look so nice

other times they're just fuckable cock sleeves~
>>
>>51828772
>doesn't like tits
>doesn't like fanny
>not gay

what do you wank to?
>>
>>51829198
Women, just not their breasts or vaginas.
>>
>>51829108
you can tell that you're speaking from experience from the advice that you gave haha, ;-)
>>
Do people not realise that the tube guy was yelling "you ain't no muslim bruv" at the paki police officer for arresting the proud martyr?
>>
>>51829238
bit gay that
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>>51829073
>brazil
isn't this standard over there? at least you'll fit in.
>>
>>51829238
Get into traps lad :-)
>>
>not appreciating all parts of a woman's body
bit bent iah
>>
>>51829294
Dicks are repulsive lad.
>>
>>51829253
it's not a fun place to be tbphwy lad. makes you dread doing a poo
>>
babbys arms are so massive its like he has 4 legs
>>
>>51829041
God confirmed for hating USA.
>>
>>51829317
how did it happen?
>>
>>51829052
>>51829080
;-;
>>
>>51829396
is slovenia poverty tier?
>>
>>51829343
im gay
>>
>>51829041
i got one of those while doing a poo the other day

hated looking at the toilet paper and seeing blood. made me feel feminine
>>
>>51829422
how big was the object
>>
>>51829422
bit gay that
>>
>>51827363
Literally me 2bh
>>
all of my heroes have spent time in the military lads

I've spent a large majority of youth in some screened fantasy land where nothing matters

Think I need a change of scenery
>>
Cameron: you ain't no muslim bruv

So how are you Kekservatives enjoying your kek overlord? I'm sure he'll start reducing immigration any day now.
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having a look
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>>51829501
it's like you WANT ptsd
>>
>>51829504
>buzzwords

opinion irrelevant
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rate my feet lads
>>
i came here to do a post
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>>51829303
>corr, check out that bird's appendix
>>
a wank and a pot noodle
>>
want a gay friend

any australians wanna volunteer
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>tfw no holly willoughby wife
>>
>>51829532
>australian
>>
>>51829546
and thats why nobody likes you

>>51829527
hey - when in rome?
>>
going for poo then a fleshlight pound
>>
>>51829578
shes the size of ten men
>>
>>51829501
army would be pretty good i think
>>
>>51829598
Ten Italian "men", maybe
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just started watching the newest jurasic film

>>51829616
not italian so literally couldnt give a fuck
>>
want a smelly, greasy shithead that wears too much cologne friend

any italians wanna volunteer
>>
>students choose Islamism to free speech.

Goldsmiths University's* Islamic society (Isoc) has shut down a talk by the founder of the British Council of Ex-Muslims, Mariam Namazie. Her talk was about free speech in the age of ISIS, but Isoc complained that it violated the universities safe-space policy

How did the Feminist society respond? They said:
>We support them …condemning the actions of the Atheist, Secularist and Humanist Society and agree that hosting known islamophobes at our university creates a climate of hatred.

And what of the LGBTQ+ society? They said
>We condemn AHS and online supporters for their islamophobic remarks, attitudes, and harassment ... If they feel intimidated, we urge them to look at the underpinnings of their ideology. We find that personal and social harm enacted in the name of ‘free speech’ is foul, and detrimental to the wellbeing of students and staff on campus.

Muhammed Patel leader of the Islamic society has tweeted in the past that gays cannot be Muslims, and that women who fear Allah should wear the veil.
>>
>>51829690
madman haha
>>
>>51829690

leftists confirmed for schizoid wankers
>>
FUCKING HELL this is some bad cgi
>>
yo dawgs
>>
oh god and its got that terribly annoying child from one of the iron man films in it
>>
>>51829690

those who would sacrifice freedom for security deserve neither
>>
>>51829690
Leftists just shift goal posts to whichever sits them on the higher moral plane

pathetic really
>>
just woke up lads
>>
>>51829775
what's this
>>
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had a wank to japanese lesbos
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>>51829777
Wouldn't call letting extremist Muslims do what they want "security" desu
>>
>>51829690
Will these people ever gain any real power though?
>>
>>51829690
Goldsmith's university strikes again, once again prove that unis solely devoted to the Humanities are utter trash.
>>
>>51829690

SJWs ideology is all over the fucking place, they can often be easily led into saying contradictory statements one after the other. The funnuy thing is that secularism and atheism have been a mainstay of the left since forever and yet they are constantly defending Islam in the press......truly mind boggling shit.
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>>51829690
>goldsmiths
>>
>>51829815
newest jurrasic park film

>>51829816
good one
>>
>>51829816
wish i knew japanese so i could understand what they're saying
would also help me find it easier desu
>>
>>51829650
jog on, Luigi
>>
fucking hate how those 48 hours deodorants make your armpit hair all sticky and shit
>>
find the hidden word, WARNING EXTREMELY DIFFICULT, not for wastemans and idiots:

hello
boss,
difficult
aspirations
penelope
has done
>>
>>51829816
I keep going through JAV phases, like I'll spend about a month or two scouring javlibrary for the best fuckin pornos I've ever seen, building up a library of 100s of GB then I'll just delete it all in a crisis of conscience.
I'll probably start up again in a couple of weeks.
>>
Gonna be visiting my brother and his wife later on this month. He's a student at Cambridge. What should I expect, what's it like there
>>
Lesbian porn is pretty gay 2bh. I need to see girls getting pounded by a nice thick juicy cock
>>
>>51829690
goldsmith's is literally the most meme """"uni"""" going

I once watched a BBC documentary on it where some woman's art masters piece was to steal jewellery from shops by swallowing it, then shitting it back out and presenting it
>>
>>51829929
preferably a black cock desu
>>
>>51829929
>he likes thick juicy cocks in his pornography
Think you may need to rethink your definition of gay 2bh.
>>
>>51829917
put a sock in it leaf boy
>>
>>51829929
gay
>>
>>51829926
Lots of actual Asians, not pakis
Rivers everywhere, might be a bit cold for punting though
Beautiful buildings

t. Live an hour out of Cambridge
>>
>>51829876
meant to have some aus translating some degenerate stuff for me but he hasn't responded to my email lol
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>no war, revolt, or coup to prove your worth and gallantry
>no life experience
>no purpose
>just endless hours of blue screened irrelevance
>>
>>51829918
>crisis of conscience

Absolute pussyhole
>>
>>51830018

why wait for a revolt when literally anyone could start one.
>>
>>51830027
I know, mayne
I don't deserve to experience all this fucking perfect storyline porn
>>
>>51830018
popularfrontofjudea.jpg

thuimps up if you get the reference ;)
>>
>genetically modified hybrid dinosaurs

im too early into this film to tell whether its tongue-in-cheek/taking the piss out of itself

if it isnt then this is simply the most retarded movie ive seen in a long time
>>
>>51829990
what do people do for fun around there?
>>
salad or soup lads
>>
>>51830045
>literally anyone could start one.

please, do tell

the only opposition I would currently devote any energy to would be the growing movement of the left
>>
>>51830082
Shop, go punting, look at the architecture, eat oriental food
Night life's decent too
>>
>>51830052
i dont tbqf (to be quite freak)
>>
>>51830096
soup
>>
drake pepe where
>>
am i the only one who's convinced there's only one canadian on /int/
>>
>>51830109
>punting

what is that
>>
>>51830135
yes, and I dont think theres anymore than 1 or 2 yanks too
>>
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>tfw no gf ;_;
>tfw working a shit job with a shit pay;_;
>not knowing where my future is heading to
>a-a-a-aleast i have g-g-good friends
>im mostly likely not going to make it to 40 yr olds ;_;

WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG LADS
>>
>>51830166
it's a thing you do in football where you kick the ball downfield to the other team
>>
>>51830166
It was invented to get in and out of the Cambridge markets back when the fens were all swampland, nowadays you can pay a uni student to punt you along the rivers and tell you about the grounds
>>
>>51830194
>friends
FONT
>>
>>51830135
it's like one black canadian
>>
head itches like mad lads
>>
>>51830104

It isn't anything new. Just meet a load of likeminded individuals and get aggressive.
>>
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>>51830194
when you stopped assuming control of your life, or never started because youre a manchild
>>
>>51830135
just me posting 24/7
>>
>>51830194

Is there any way I can unsubscribe to your blog?
>>
Can somebody make an AMA on /r/IAma with the title

"I wear my heart on my sleeve. That's just who I am. AMA."
>>
>>51830272
t. Justin TrooDough
>>
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>Can somebody make an AMA on /r/IAma
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>>51830259
Ffs u are right that im a manchild
>>
http://www.cbc.ca/news/free-movement-between-canada-u-k-australia-and-new-zealand-unlikely-1.3001945

The empire's coming back lads
>>
>>51830280
Fuck off cunt
>>
>>51830307
it could be gimmicky la
>>
>>51830281
i'm sure a canadian will be willing to volunteer

reddit is their national sport
>>
>>51830335
We don't want your Muslims
>>
>whos here knows zoey ???
>>
>>51830397
all the whites would leave the uk and all the pakis in canada/aus/nz would come here and you know it
>>
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>Pakis are browsing this thread right now
>>
>>51830441
Most of the whites are shit as well
>>
>>51830335
>influx of shit immigrants from the middle east into britain
>they move unhindered to australia

le no thanks
>>
>>51830449

Bradford reporting in you pasty inbred cunt. stay out of our areas.
>>
>>51830494
fuck off paki
>>
>>51830472
>>51830441
yeah you all vote labor here because our labor party is about as conservative as your conservative party (not at all).
>>
>>51830054
did u pirate it la or is this netflix??
>>
how long before arabic street signs in paki areas 2bh
>>
>>51830494
Please leave
>>
>>51830570
primewire
>>
do you guys prefer spanish or french?
>>
>>51830618
English
>>
Migrate to this one lads

>>51827315
>>51827315
>>51827315
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>>51830494
Gtfo paki stop taking our jobs and girls

>the shit the white people would say to u pakis cunt
>>
>>51830579
stop making racists look dumb la
>>
>>51830579
probably already happened
>>
literally crippled by fear lads

just wish i had some fucking courage to live my life
>>
>>51830618
Language? People? Fries?
>>
>>51830656
are you in a wheelchair
>>
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>>51830656
End it all

Best way out
>>
>>51830656
Go ask the Wizard for it
>>
>>51830707
seriously considering it
>>
>>51830656
elaborate lad, what do you mean by fear?
>>
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>>51830752
>nooooooo dont die yet
>it will get better
>i believe in the you that believe in the me and the me that believes in you
>better days will come
>>
>>51830810
>chance to do something
>what if i dont like it
>what im no good at it
>what if people think im dumb/incompetent/a loser if im no good at it
>curl up in my neet ball and avoid doing anything
>>
>>51830558
>>51830595

We aren't going anywhere, you fucking racist nonces. It's time to get a piece of what you took from us back. STAY OUT of Luton, STAY OUT of Bradford and Leeds, STAY OUT of Birmingham, STAY OUT of North London. Don't bother us and we won't bother you.
>>
we're all in here you absolute mongs

>>51827315
>>51827315
>>51827315
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