mississauga edition
first for chavs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugNeWkeGYm8
enrichment
>wot u lookin @
maisie
Maisie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQZFWpqvqTk
why are brits such keks
brits out
>yank edition
Out
why are there people with non-american accents in fallout? is there still immigration after the nuclear apocalypse?
>>51825000
mississauga is in canada :^)
Can anybody post some yank country music they think i'll like? i'll post some of the stuff I like so you can think what to post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_X_SWuwM7k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA8cj6v4e-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi94mMed6EQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2ssbgThljU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoKvUYbGu7A I always interpreted this song as an alcoholic brother selling his outlaws location out to the law for drink money but the writers have said it has no meaning kek
>>51825033
Snowyanks are yanks
>>51824874
>this is the reality of your "superior hybrid race"
>>51825062
rude
>>51825008
most of them are poms who probably lived there to begin with
>>51825057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2anFIw0iy2c
want a friend who will be too beta to ask me to pay him back when i say im short cash
any kiwis wanna volunteer
>>51825069
Weren't Huns just Mongolians
>>51825062
>says the elfyank
>>51825077
iirc there's also a kiwi chick in new vegas and a french chick in 4
>>51825086
you are in my top 3 fav posters atm
shhh dont tell mummy though its a secret
Do you think all kiwis are aspie or something
>>51825057
Y O R K S H I R E
O
R
K
S
H
I
R
E
>>51825087
they were a huge mass of various steppe peoples so its hard to say
the core group might have been mongol but it could have changed so much so you can't be sure.
Thoughts on teaboos?
>>51825117
We are the most normie cunt desu
>>51825126
I remember playing as Atilla in AoEII
very interesting camping
>>51825008
>is there still immigration after the nuclear apocalypse?
according to some characters there is
at least a few Brits in Fallout 2/3
>>51825110
thx
>>51825141
I'm not
I wish I was
>>51825141
every kiwi i've met was a soft, furry cunt
;)
>tfw born in Mississauga
>tfw I was actually sad when I moved away as a kid
Thank you based god
>>51825182
Don't defile our national bird
>>51825153
>in Fallout 2
who? haven't played it in forever
>>51825187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyiAtPq3fF4
>>51825167
I meant on average, I'm not really either
Quite worried that if I was born a woman I probably would be a feminist
>>51825187
why are canadian places named so fucking stupidly?
>Manitoba
>Saskatchewan
>Mississuaga
RERERREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>51825207
It's pretty hard not being a complete normie in Dunedin
I need at least 2 beers to be able to hold a conversation properly
>>51825208
Tbqh if you were born a woman you would probably be a slag.
>>51825221
it's what the natives named them you mong
you Aussies have gay abbo names for shit too
>>51825221
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Australian_place_names_of_Aboriginal_origin
>>51825246
>his countrymen named a city "liverpool"
fucking disgusting 2bh
First for killing myself
>wagga wagga
>woollongong
>wooloomoolloo
>>51825275
seednee
>>51825205
the thieves guild guy Loxley
also another guy from Scotland who trains unarmed
and Alistair Tenpenny
>>51825275
did abbos only have 7 letters
W A O N G L M
>>51825200
was talking about the fruit tbqh
new gimmick idea lads
every time you respond to someone, omit their (You) and post number so they have to guess if you were responding from them from context
>>51825288
>Loxley
think that's fallout 1
>>51825281
Mill bun
terrible edition
Can some yank vocaroo saying Auckland
>>51825310
>>51825310
>>51825310
shit gimmick
Been on a month long binge and this is the first night I haven't drank anything
Why do I feel sick?
>>51825319
there's one guy who is super "muh heritage" and tries to keep his Irish traditions alive.
>>51825328
no microphone
like "hock" without the h
>>51825328
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mGQK4ZXBkG
doing my best
>>51825328
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pqkWkslMsp
t. yank on vacation
>>51825344
withdrawal
congrats on your physical addiction
>>51825351
we say it like orklind
heh
>>51825344
Your name's Alexander? My name's Alexander too
t. Alexander
>>51825357
>vacation
fuck off yank
>>51825366
>orklind
weirdos lol
>>51825379
rate my attempt
>>51825353
did i pronounce the "land" part enough?
i'm actually a paki lads, my 69andme finally came in
who would've guessed it
business idea: filter all yank words and phrases so you don't have to put up with yankposting
>>51825388
bit less "lind" and you also sound like a raging homosexual x
>>51825379
>ahkland
I like our accent better iih (if I'm honest)
>don't have to pee now but drank a lot and will probably have to pee latter in the night forcing me to get out of bed
>>51825328
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q6Z2QKl0wR
>don't have to pee now but drank a lot and will probably have to pee latter in the night forcing me to get out of bed
>>51825416
L O N D O N
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>>51825416
L O N D O N
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D
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>>51825416
A U X
U
X
lads do you ever get it where your morning poo is a fearsome powerful beast but it's also dry and hard and will hurt if you just let it out at the rate it wants to leave your bumhole?
>>51825416
why must you hurt me so?
>>51825416
SIT
FACE
ON
MY
you think you're such a lady killer but you were nothing special 'till you turned out the light
>>51825416
B R I S B A N E
R
I
S
B
A
N
E
>>51825416
ditch the zeros, get with the hero bb
>>51825416
are you a 12 year old boy?
>>51825416
PUPINIA PLEASE
>>51825416
post feet
yank women: in
oz: out
>>51825469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i37xYRcNVE
its her 2bh
and i expect a shoutout for figuring her out in next vid 2bh
>>51825416
I feel you've made a grave mistake.
Post feet.
>>51825416
>>51825428
>>51825432
>>51825442
>>51825448
>>51825451
>>51825462
>>51825468
>>51825469
>>51825470
>>51825471
>>51825416
don't be fooled lads
>yank girls
>>51825416
WOOOOOOOOOOFFFF
Morning lads
>>51825484
canabetas: out
yank """""""women""""""": in (the cheeto bucket)
i'm a time traveller from 1992 ama
>>51825487
>>51825487
why are women not funny
>>51825487
>>51825470
Literally who
>tfw only Dan in this thread
just put my porridge in the microwave then filled the kettle, put it on to boil, and it finished at the exact same time the microwave pinged. i think it's probably my best skill, it's like i'm naturally gifted at it. nail it most days tbH
>>51825528
you are nothing but a waste of space
>>51825610
that was SOOOO last thread
>>51825610
U wot m8?
>>51825618
vocaroo a pic of ur gob
Very happy with all the appropriate replies to that vocaroo, gave me a good laugh lads
making the most of it
>>51825639
well I've felt better since I slammed that door
you always cramped my style, I never noticed before
>pupinia has listened to my vocaroos
it was all for u 2bh
http://hetero.xyz/Vocaroo_s0dAfzdfnBsk.mp3
want a friend who will get too drunk from drinking 2 beers so i can steal his wallet
any australians wanna volunteer
>>51825575
answer this
i've never met a funny woman in my life
Morning lads
What shall I eat for breakfast?
>>51825702
not clicking that virus
>>51825762
my scrot tennants
>>51825752
male and female humour is just different
>>51825752
>SHOES
>WHY DO WE NEED THEM?
>>51825775
what is female """"humour""""?
>>51825775
This, women are shite at standup but they really can make you laugh on a 1 to 1 basis
it's just less punchline and lad jokes with women and more jokes about the current situation and things about you personally
>>51825807
yeah pretty much
they are funny by their actions, not what they say
girls will tell funny stories about shit they did and make you laugh
>>51825416
A LITERAL GIRL REPLIED TO MY POST
I haven't spoken to a female other than mum in 2 months wew
really don't agree with the death penalty, idk
>missus self-identifies as a Tory
>is scared of ISIS
>was outraged at Donald Trump this morning
I...I don't understand.
>>51825851
yeah because british "Torys" aren't tory anymore.
>>51825821
then that cute thing they do where they go "stop laughing at me!!" because you are laughing at something silly they have done :)
>>51825800
like amy schumer and that shit.
i have watched female comedians and female comedy movies and not even smirked while the girls i'm with are going mental with laughter.
women stand up comedians often try far too hard to emulate male comedians and so come across as shitty because they're trying to poorly replicate what makes male comedians funny to men.
dont really agree with canadians existing, idk
>>51825891
canadians don't exist, they're yanks
>>51825865
then you don't stop laughing and they give a slap to your arm while smiling ear to ear :)
Aussies don't exist, they're Kiwis
>>51825864
I'm pretty sure that she knows the difference between Toryism and Conservatism. Maybe she doesn't.
oz --------------------------------------------->out
yank women ------------------------------>in
ca ----------> reddit
yank women ----> mcdonalds
(You)
>>51825974(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)
pakis------------------------------------------------>in
sjws------------------------------------------------->in
arabs------------------------------------------------>in
nigs-------------------------------------------------->in
chinks----------------------------------------------->in
oz----------------------------------------------------->out
All JFs ---------------------------> Out
inb4 colonials think they aren't JFs
literally sick of this one cankuck in /brit/
just leave you autist
>>51825999
trips------------------------------------------>in
lesicki--------------------------------------->in
virginity------------------------------------->out
just had one of my best wanks in sometime
memes--------------------------------------------------->import
autism---------------------------------------------------->export
oz---------------------------------------------------------->export
>>51826008
My birth certificate clearly states I am not a JF
>>51825974
>>51825996
>NZ flag is darker than Straya's and has red stars instead of white
Fuck, I never noticed before
>>51826067
post load
(just kidding ahaha I would never infringe global rule #3)
>>51825842
>>51825416
https://youtu.be/RsLNSg9kLn4?t=727
MAH PACEMAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>51826090
I sometimes mistake you for Italy but it doesn't matter because you're a part of the UK anyway
>>51826008
Commonwealth isn't JF, triply so if they have Her Majesty as head of state.
i know you want a break from toronto
going to madagascar this christmas break
yes i know im a special snowflake
where did the girl go
was she fake
>>51826116
>you're a part of the UK
>>51826194
almost certain its pupinia stewart, i linked her youtube
she knows all the dank int memes
to the lads who have younger sisters dating other guys:
haha
>>51826194
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mxAaLToiaB
>>51826227
https://youtu.be/RsLNSg9kLn4?t=729
adopt a trip lass
Just stuck a can of lynx up my bum
AMA
Where is the sex tourist currently at?
>>51826268
literally did that when i was 15
>>51826227
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15JuWQbU0Aq
>>51826268
do you stick loo paper up your bum to clean your anus?
>>51826268
what happens if it sprays and makes your insides really cold
>>51826286
thick circumference
>>51826227
What even attracts an American girl to the British general on the international section of a cartoon discussion board late at night?
Looking for someone to fuck my kids.
Any Pakistanis available?
t. Rotherham
>>51825752
im funny
gonna go cry myself to sleep x
Import | Export
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100 Memes | All Oz
1 Yank grill |
7kg cigs |
10kg adderall |
>>51826316
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LR84op83rf
>>51826288
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qZKii80aD6
are you much of a nonce? what's the youngest you're attracted to?
i reckon i'm an ephebophile. some 15 yr olds really shouldn't be fit but they are
>>51826370
fuck off sket
>>51826370
>yanks saying "banter"
>girls saying "banter"
>>51826381
stop bully
>>51824919
Depsise hip hop music desu,
>le black speaking over music
fuck off meme
>>51826400
this is my turf
https://youtu.be/Vd6fuPQ-294
Me on the right
>>51826376
she's 18 now don't sweat it
>>51826370
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SFOoHurT0D
>>51826405
PND is a singer though
>>51826405
>being a pleb in the year 2015
wew, impressive.
I feel like death itself
troof
>>51826469
whys that pet
>not an anime thread
>>51826370
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AijPUc74Rf
wow this general is VERY adult
>>51826488
don't know
think I shouldve gone to bed earlier
now i have to work a full day of anxiety
What would be the most depressing place in the Anglosphere be? I'd say Invercargill
>>51826537
Gore
>>51826506
muppet
>>51826537
america
bloody bleeding captcha wont appear for goodness sake
edit: nvm it is here
>>51826370
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15wPc6mg2hg
>>51826537
Bradford.
wearing soft pyjama bottoms under my trousers. my legs are too skinny and I want to be comfortable and warm in the winter desu~
really wonder what this yank girl thinks of me /10
>>51826537
Greymouth.
>>51826537
Buckinghamshire
>tfw no yank gf
Why live
drinking tea, posting anime, feels good being a bong
>>51826551
America is quite a large continent m8
>>51826385
>>51826426
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GLwVq7lpS1
>>51826500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15QJ8dMFkpy
>>51826251
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DkQXSqYBnM
>>51826558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a3l6wAoACg
wew lad
>>51826558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uVbsOIC207
>>51826537
some really remote place in canada or australia
>>51826548
having 4 thumbs would be quite cool actually
>>51826580
I didn't like yank girls until me and my mates were prank calling yank businesses and making the two businesses talk to eachother and yank girls are so much more expressive than ours
REALLY?? oh my godd that is so weird!!!
>snapchatting 16 yr old
>get to sexting
>she says "I want you to take my virginity"
wew wew wewwww
>>51826618
my minds telling me no
>>51826618
pics m8
>>51826586
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GLwVq7lpS1
once met a swedish guy on holiday and ALL he fucking said for a ENTIRE weekend anytime i tried to banter him was this
fucking PISSES me off tbqh
>>51826618
Calling bullshit desu lad.
Blocking 4chan on my router again. It actually works well. Once its blocked im not motivated to unblock it but i will every couple of months.
Cya later lads i spend too much time on here.
>>51826537
>>51826548
what can you tell me about wellington
will be moving there around september 2016
>>51826583
yeh but you can get shot anywhere
>>51826586
do u like girls
>>51826570
>>51826586
rate me lass
>>51826648
have a final (You)
>>51826648
What if other people in your house want to go on it
>>51826618
enjoy gaol m8
>>51826651
It is full (of faggots)
>>51826648
F
oz oot
>>51826586
get extra flags then it's not as bad as a tripcode, and youll be able to identify whos who
http://flaghunters.github.io/Extra-Flags-for-4chan/
the thirst will die down after a while then youll just be one of us alrii
>>51826672
16 is the legal age tho m8
>>51826648
here, to keep (you) safe
>>51826672
16 is legal
>>51826669
I live with my mum
>>51826651
Lots of intolerable hipsters
Also may be prone to earthquakes but that's not a problem if you aren't a soft cunt :)
>>51826586
big winkie? or small winkie?
black winkie? or white winkie?
hairy winkie? bald winkie?
fat winkie? thin winkie?
thanks
>>51826651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0newY3DMYGx
>>51826648
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zn0WVulZED
>when you see the boom mic in a film or tv show
>>51826702
So what if your mum wants to go on it!??
really want my dad to FUCK OFF so I can sing on vocaroo
>>51826731
it is 8 in the morning m8, hasn't he got work soon?
listened to every vocaroo itt even though they weren't directed at me haha
>>51826731
>really want my dad to FUCK OFF so I can sing on vocaroo
he bullies you for being a giant fairy doesn't he?
>bzzzwzwwwzzzz lesbohhh, get the fook owt
What did he mean by this?
>>51826676
thats no good
>>51826705
ill beat them up
ive never done an earthquake before but my parents grew up in nz so they have instilled the fear of god in me
>>51826746
yes 20 mins or so
>>51826754
he caught me singing lady in red once and called me a bender then posted on fb about it so all his mates could laugh, its all in good spirits though
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LBhRxha7Qm
>>51826763
must be some northerner thing, what are they like aha
>>51826763
clearly they want you to fuck off, you rug muncher
>>51826763
I had friends from Britain staying during a quake and they cried ahaahahah what a bunch of pussies
it was only like a 5 too
Why is Donald Trump trending lads?
really want to visit new zealand
not haha
>>51826773
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vxtMTVSmuZ
just need a poo and im ready to go
>>51826651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a3l6wAoACg
>>51826570
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zesvXoWN3N
>>51826707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CpOXE9dILC
>>51826678
K
feeling sick lads
I've already finished work, jealous much lads?
>>51826825
It's the holidays so no
>>51826797
wants to ban pakis from ameristan
>>51826792
lm*o
im well ard dnt worry
>>51826781
now then now then now then
>>51826814
answer my question slag
>>51826825
>>51826825
Nah mate its 9pm and I'm off to beddybyes soon so I don't really care
>>51826814
>slept with one guy
GET ON THE CROSS HEATHEN
DONT BE WEARING WHITE ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
FALLEN WOMEN OUT
>>51826814
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CpOXE9dILC
das racist lass
my weewee is a larger number than the number you r8d me
> take my sock off
> find a spider crushed against my foot
> it's the size of two of my fingers
>>51826814
FAT WHITE HAIRY COCK
>>51826814
>had sex
FONT
FOY
>>51826835
Really
I guess Portuguese guys also have a holiday
>>51826836
In all seriousness if a serious quake hits lelington everyone's fucked
There is literally one road out
>>51826853
>>51826853
pics mate
>>51826866
AW jus get the ferry ae bru
>>51826842
Good lad
>>51826844
Neet detected
>>51826825
when will they outlaw nonces in japan
hehe I'm a girl btw
really upset with this yank girl rn
>>51826890
I bet your hair smells nice :3
>>51826869
can't la i had a fucking fit when i tried to brush it off (i assumed it was just a piece of thread from my sock) then realizing it was a spider i fucking slammed that shit off and flung it out the window in a panic
>>51826880
Tsunamis or some shit m8
Also the ferry's shit I'd rather die 2bh
