morality edition
>>51827315
>>51827217
sorry desu lad
first for bringing back Dan, unless its an old meme and we're giving up and then im sorry idk
martha stewart
pakis out
>>51830656
just be like Conor McGregor, emulate him
http://www.news.com.au/national/crime/severed-pigs-head-dumped-near-mosque-at-university-a-sign-of-things-escalating-student-says/news-story/9f57da1f8449bd8b4a76bfdf07482621
banter @ my local uni lads
8th for standing athwart history and yelling 'stop!'
giants out
Argh!
>>51830744
was just reading about WFB and Brent Bozell, how odd
>>51830764
good post
>>51830759
>Lydia: Argh!
>only one barber on duty despite having 4 empty chairs
>3 people waiting
Fuck off
Lydia is a two timing slut
>>51830773
VERY good lad, what were you reading?
>>51830813
Better get reading last week's copy of the Sun then mate
kchkcajjhjk
khajiits in
>>51830841
terrific post
in mid yawn lads
>>51830813
>not going to some 8/10+ her house to let her cut it alright for a tenner
havin a think lads
>>51830874
meme game
>>51830901
UPDATE
finished this yawn
>when a girl texts you back
note: pepe's countenance here is of such acute exultation that he exhibits tears
>>51830926
having a think on the toilet rn desu
argonians out
>>51827315
good post
>>51830701
good post
>>51830744
good post
>>51830786
good post
>>51830817
good post
>>51830882
good post
>>51830926
good post
>>51830931
good post
>>51830938
very good post
>>51830986
cvck
>>51830962
i hope it's a poo filled think
>>51830986
all me
LADS what do you call a girl who works in a bar? bar wench? bar maiden?
>>51830986
and a very good post to you too, m'lord
>>51831041
A barperson, you sexist pig.
Fuck you triggered me.
>>51830986
good review
>>51831023
yes, I'm making a great big smelly poo so that when my gf comes in here she'll find the stench unbearable
We have a problem here. She... is not... what she seems. Bubba Zanetti has it on good authority. She's sent by the bronze. Full of treachery. The bronze... take our pride.
>>51831066
good dubs
>>51827315
>morality edition
My friend Tom made his Chinese fiance convert to Christianity and she's getting baptised next Sunday.
The absolute madman.
>>51830817
I don't remember, something about how WFB was a racist and a fascist and a catholic asshole no doubt
>>51831110
>making her recite latin prayers as he pounds her
Tom is based.
>>51831041
barkeep
>>51831041
by their name
>>51831124
>WFB was a racist and a fascist and a catholic asshole no doubt
please tell me those are the sentiments of what you were reading and not your own
don't have a care in the world lads
>>51831058
>>51831159
>>51831189
nah this girl works at a pub need a funny noun for it
>>51831205
Sweetheart, darlin', sugartits
>>51831205
bar mitzvah
>>51831205
whore
>yeah but British muslism DO assimila-
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/uk/defence/article4183684.ece
>>51831205
Boozy Suzie
>>51831110
>Our Father, who art in prison, even mum knows not His name, thy chavdom come, you'll read The Sun, in Exmouth which is in Devon, give us this day our welfare bread,and forgive us our ASBOs, as we happy slap those who got ASBOs against us, lead us not into employment, but deliver us free housing, for thine is the chavdom, the burberry and the Bacardi, for ever and ever.
>Innit
>>51831205
bar tart
>>51831205
alright lad try this one then
>if only this drink were as sweet as you
or if you want to give bant
>if only this beer were as bitter as you
>>51831314
>>51831353
these are good
>>51831041
barmaid
numpty
>>51831366
And on return,
>if only my glass were as wet as you
sitting in the middle of Dundee bored out of my fucking nut
>>51831205
absolut madam
>>51831399
wwwwwwwoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>51831205
beerkeeper like beekeeper hahahahhaah
just beer yourself lad, it will all work out
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/pronunciation/english/sorry the yank pronounciation IS INFURIATING
>>51831205
pint puller
>>51831465
saahrry
Their 'o' is an 'ah'
>>51831465
stop bully
>>51831199
well he was definitely a white supremacist early on, in the 50's at least, also he opposed MLK Jr and that was dumb. Then he supported the Vietnam War and argued that people who opposed it were un-American and traitors.
I like how he argued in favor of free markets though, he was good at taking down liberal economic bullshit. Also he took a brave stance on the drug war. And it was cool how he was a rich asshole
The article pretty much trashed him though, it was on salon dot com i think
>>51831406
what should I do lads
would it be a right sad cunt thing to do going a Weatherspoons and drinking alone?
>no slav ancestry
>cambridgeshire ancestry since times immemorial
>look like 100% toilet cleaning vodka nigger slav
HELP
>>51831465
I've never heard anyone pronounce it that way.
The ahr sound is much less stressed.
>>51831496
>>51831498
saahry saahry night
https://youtu.be/dipFMJckZOM?t=2
>>51831465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1seyAkxO1s
>>51831465
>/ĖsÉr.i/
I wonder if anyone can actually read these
I reckon if someone did what trump is doing here they'd get crucified by the media but do really well in the polls.
yank girls recording vocaroos ------------------------->in
>>51831582
>>51831560
>>51831498
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/twat
reeeeee
>>51831586
I mean click the us or UK button
>>51831545
>no anglo ancestry, first gen australian
>slav ancestry for centuries
>look 100% anglo
lmao
>>51831596
no one who isn't labour or tory is going to get anywhere in polls here
>>51831596
Yes we should build a wall around our extensive land border with Poland.
>>51831586
i use to root a girl who studied languages and they're taught to read these
>>51831505
>a white supremacist early on
mmm I suppose, he revoked that opinion later on in life. Convictions of the times though. Also revoked his opinion on the war in Vietnam aswell later on but it should be said that re: both of these he supported them with only good intentions
>salon
kek, I think I saw that article online but dared not to read it
>>51831637
The muslim thing obviously
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/willy
lol
>>51831609
she's retired
>>51831620
I mean in general you dipshit
are people that "insert" into characters autists or am i an autist for not getting what they mean?
>>51831545
CAMBRIDGESHIRE MENTIONED
>>51831545
stop wearing adidas and trainers
doesn't the labour party have any politicians that aren't total wing nut left wack jobs like the guy they've got in charge now?
really wish canada had chav girls
>>51831699
loads. that's why the whole party is about to eat itself.
normies outside my window lads
had a thought while I was on the toilet. Why do some people use their buttholes for sex? That's where poop comes out isn't it? Pretty gross if you ask me
>>51831744
fucking lebs, right?
>>51831671
um she is not retired you fucking bitch what is your problem with her and calling her a retired is horrible cause some people are retired and they can't help it they were born with lack of oxygen.
>>51831744
Careful they don't notice you.
>>51831744
stay safe
>>51831671
>>51831767
Alri lads?
>>51831699
Labour isn't very left wing at all m8. It's centre left. As
>>51831725
Says. Corbyn says he's a socialist when everyone else in the party are just centre left. That's why things are going pear shaped for Labour.
I don't even know how Corbyn got elected.
really like womens bodies 2bh
>>51831760
spastic
really want a girl to call me names while i slowly but surely get more and more aggressive with her
>>51831760
>buttholes
>gross
Fuck off yank. Also, bum sex is very pleasurable once you get past the initial pain, that's why people do it.
>>51831799
>After two dozen names he stops apologising
Fucking hell mate calm down you're losing it
>>51831763
nah, all the lebs have been glassed here
>>51831778
fuck off yank
>>51831781
thanks x
>>51831760
poo fetishes in denial lol
>>51831839
>fuck off yank
no bully please
>>51831836
really want a chav girl who gets drunk. aggressive and sexual with me la
>>51831792
>I don't even know how Corbyn got elected.
kiddies and pakis
>>51831862
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18HrswLQLEp
>>51831872
i got stranglefucked by a chav girl when i was 16
>>51831895
>i got stranglefucked by a chav girl when i was 16
story time methinks lad
>>51831895
>stranglefucked
Literally what?
>>51831895
Story?
>>51831895
your american accent triggers the shit out of me, we aren't nasally
>>51831895
give us the deets
>>51831874
>kiddies
one of the things that triggered me about the run up to the election was an interview with this uni twat that literally said he's receptive to Corbyn's ancient gommunist ideals because he's never heard them before. that's like saying that smashing your cock with a hammer is a good idea because no one ever told you that it wasn't good idea.
how can people be so stupid and not get called out for it?
OMG Fargo!
Betsy, Floyd, Bear, all dead! Hank shot! The Gerhardts destroyed!
The UFO!
should i do this lads? i'm worried i'll find it too difficult since i found COMP2007 (algorithms and complexity) pretty hard (got a 62)
>>51831780
This is how I imagine Australians waiting for (You)s after making a post
Based Papa John's
>>51831991
>Never heard them before
As a society we're doomed to repeat history.
>>51831970
yea we talk out of our throats, it's the brits that are nasally
>>51832035
Do you (have a method) for that?
>>51832054
http://www.papajohns.co.uk/offers.aspx
Two for Tuesday deal m8
something that really triggers me
>uk has chav girls
>oz has bogan girls
>us has sorority girls
>canada???????????????
What the fuck am I doing in university lads
>>51831913
>>51831914
>>51831927
>>51831980
Was a bit of a late bloomer willy wise so I still had a pretty small cok by 16 and was at a house party sitting kissing some messer and was drunk enough that I went upstairs with her then got really self concious about my willy, tried to stop and say im gonna be sick etc but she started choking me and pulled down my jeans and gave me a shake then rode me while choking the life owt of me
didnt choke me the whole time obv i was like this is happening anyway so went with it
saw someone who looked like mr burns at the coop yesterday evening lads haha
Got called racist in greggs earlier lads
>>51832088
chink girls?
>>51832089
Avoiding real life for 3 more years
>>51832088
>canada???????????????
too many canadians
>>51832035
>$50 for 2 pizzas without discount
>still $25 for 2 pizzas even with discount
Jesus Christ how do you survive?
>>51832120
what happened lad
>>51832131
By eating decent food and keeping pizza for a treat
imagine having friends at uni and sitting in the union having a few pints
must be nice
>>51832149
i got called racist in greggs
>>51832089
shagging and boozing is the usual lad
>>51832121
chink girls literally are too beta and scared to talk to non-chinks
tried a couple times and they can't speak to you, get frightened and run away to their chink horde
>>51832124
ozoot
>>51832161
yeah but why lad
>>51832035
>>51832131
That's such a rip off it's unbelievable.
People who buy takeaway pizzas are morons.
They're disgusting and expensive.
You could go to Pizza Express and buy a large pizza for 9 quid. A medium takeaway pizza is 15.
Fish and chips or a donner kebab is a fiver for fucks sake.
>>51832188
I was being racist
>>51832189
Papa Johns is class m8
easily the best pizza going
>>51832213
where
Moving out soon lads.
Is an electric hob better than gas?
i want friends
real life friend who'd sit in the pub with me
only my dad and uncle do that with me ;___;
>>51832180
Not even going out doe
Emily
>>51832226
in greggs
how come the cheese eating surrender monkeys refuse to speak english?
>>51832189
Around here you can get a 18" combo for $10 or about Ā£6.67
>>51832243
I'd be your friend la but your record implies you're shit at it since you don't have any.
my nose is cold but the rest of my body is warm
>>51832183
>chink girls literally are too beta and scared to talk to non-chinks
Why can't chinks integrate at all? It's fucking baffling.
They don't interact with white people at all. They just stick to their own kind. What's the fucking point in being here if you'll do that? Fuck off back to China.
>go to chinese restaurant
>all the waitresses are robots with no personality and are not friendly at all, can barely speak English
>bloke comes with the bill
>'HI DID YOU HAVE A NICE MEAL :)' in perfect English accent, have a chat with him etc
Integrated chinks are fucking rare/
>>51832268
And a $10,000 hospital bill in 5 years
>>51832248
in greggs?
>>51832213
What did you say that caused you to incur accusations of racism?
>>51832220
It's a piece of bread with cheap 'cheese' on and some mechanically reclaimed meat covered in grease and you're paying 16 quid for it.
>>51832286
Patriarchy innit
>>51832286
think their culture is about honour and what not
>>51832256
Jealously that their faggy language isnt as relevant as glorious English
>>51832239
PERFECTION TIER: gas hob
ACCEPTABLE TIER: induction hob
POO IN LOO TIER: glass-covered electric hob
POO NOT IN LOO TIER: plate/coil electric hob
>>51832248
what happened
another thing that really triggers me about canada is that we can't drink in the streets and alcohol is government subsidized so we pay high as fuck prices
like la
cmon
>>51832292
yeah it was in greggs
>>51832340
whats difference between induction and glass covered
>>51832324
>living in a family's house but not talking to them or making an effort to join the family, just accepting their food and living in a room away from them
>honourable
so fuckable after a night of drinking
would never do anything serious with her but use her as a lad that you can fuck
>>51832340
GOD TIER; aga
13 stone 12 for fucks sakee i was 13 6 last week
>>51832287
Did the math. It's pays for itself.
>>51827315
>morality edition
>tfw >>40000000 is gone forever
>>51832326
most of the other western european countries have embraced or are embracing english, except the french are going the opposite way. I don't get it
>>51832419
Fat cunt
>tfw 183cm and 79.5kg
5kg off being fat according to BMI
>I'm not a chav, says mum who attacked two teenage girls after 'her daughter was bullied'
>>51832189
>calls others morons
>doesn't see the convenience aspect of having it delivered to your door
Jej
>>51832441
They still think they are a cultural superpower.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29UMACdfyZw
who /muhheritage/ here?
#youaintnomuslimbruv
>>51832417
My gf's parents have one of those and it's a pain in the arse
Temperature gauge is literally COLD / WARM / HOT / VERY HOT
>>51832396
Induction hobs heat up your pans/pots directly with magnetic induction. Very controllable, quick, and easy to clean. You need pans/pots made out of proper materials though, and it's problematic if they don't have a flat bottom (e.g. a proper wok which is round without a flat bottom).
Glass covered looks similar but it's just a slow and shitty electric heater covered up with a flat surface that pretends to be easy to clean.
>>51832465
tfw 194cm and 86kg
7kg in weight difference but 11cm in height different, gotta lose some weight fatty
Just had a sandwich that I made with "best of both" bread, it tastes like shit
Never buy best of both
>>51832528
>lanklets
Lift some weights la.
>>51832465
average weight lad, dont appreciate the bullying though
>>51832528
skinny little fucking pencil trying to act Superior, fuck off before I snap you lol
I WANT A GIRL TO BULLY ME BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO SECRETLY FUCK ME
>>51832528
>>51832465
please use British units or get out of this country
What do britbongs honestly think of Canadians?
>>51832549
Are you coming from white or brown?
>>51832586
shit country without chav girls
>>51832582
SI units are just superior lad, let the Fr*nch have this one.
>>51832586
you lot seem alright
>>51832613
don't understand them
are you from this country?
>>51832586
used to know 2 unrelated canadians i used to play ra2/coduo with and they were both really funny lol
>>51832552
I do, not to gain mass tho
>>51832558
Purple belt BJJ, come at me brah
>>51832592
Brown, I just got this one because it was reduced in sainsbos
>>51832586
from /int/ alone, try hard retards who think they are any different from yanks
ultimate cringe when they post in threads like this because they think they belong here
>>51832586
I didn't get to meet many when I was there but the people I did talk to seemed pretty polite and down to Earth
I'm embarrassed by the number of Canadians over here that I've asked what state they're from before I knew
>>51832649
>you must be foreign if you understand metric
Kek
I don't even think they sell stones and pounds weighing scales anymore do they? All the ones in the shops are kg
having an anger after reading /r/unitedkingdom's opinions
>>51832693
what are their opinions
>>51832683
not in Scotland at least
never heard any British person use metric height weight outside of 4chan
so are you actually British
>>51832654
>I do, not to gain mass tho
To do what, then?
The only other reason would be to maintain muscle mass, and you don't have that yet.
>>51832586
If I think somebody is American, and I find out they're actually Canadian it makes me think more of them
I don't know why desu
Just none of that "AMERICA IS THE GRATEST EVAR, FUCK YEA" nonsense that goes with every single American irl and on /int/
>>51832649
>are you from this country?
Oui, mon ami. Family's been here for about 949 years now.
>>51832654
>BJJ
Gay, and useless in a real fight.
>>51832678
I agree desu.
>>51832680
Any Canadians that pretend to get mad about that are bullshitting. We all know we sound just like northwest americans. Where did you go in Canada?
>>51832711
Tyson fury is Adolf hitler
>>51832683
How young are you? Everyone here uses stones and feet for body measurements
>>51832751
you have no idea how wrong you are
>>51832711
they make petitions to remove David Cameron because they don't like him lmao
also constant pro Islam articles
muh corbyn
>>51832753
Yeah, they don't get mad at all, I just feel like a knob
February this year, I went Niagara Falls and somehow managed to keep all of my fingers
>>51832725
Well I only started understanding metric height from playing FIFA, so once I understood it and can easily convert, metric obviously much better than imperial
I am indeed British
>>51832760
well reddit is a libtard echo chamber full of do-gooders. Except for the good subreddits
Baby, you were always gonna be the one
You only ever did it just for fun
But you run to paradise
want to make a post but i don't want to be accused of ruining the thread
>>51832763
I'm 23 m8
You have no idea what you're talking about, nobody in gyms uses stones when talking about their weight, probably the fat 18 stone 60 year old woman does, but anybody who has even went near the "gym culture" normally uses kg these days
Are the (white) young people of continental Europe as vulgar as the (white) young people of Britain?
>>51832798
how is it better
there is no objective measurement for which of the two is better, one is just the British one and one is the European one
>>51832767
You can argue about it's usefulness but you can't deny it's gay as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=660FQENeuKg
>>51832825
>libtard
Wish uneducated yanks would stop misusing the word liberal
/r/unitedkingdom is far more left than liberal, but you wouldn't even know what a political scale is like considering you've only two parties
Just submitted my assignment lads.
Going to sleep haha.
*chats shit*
>>51832902
2.54cm in every 1 inch
Accuracy = better
Why are you even trying to argue this? Absolute spacker
>>51832909
I said libtard not liberal
Cambridge > Oxford
>>51832907
>you can't deny it's gay as fuck.
t. closet homosexual
>>51832907
nah you're just being a silly weirdo, grappling is good, useful and not gay
>>51832907
Floyd Mayweather vs a similar weight BJJ black belt
Who wins? The BJJ practitioner 99.9999% of the time.
>implying we weren't keked by the euros since decimalisation
>>51833037
as long as he can get it to the ground
>Tfw we become the United Sultanate as soon as Charles takes the throne
Allah save the King
my free cams/ MsLaraToff
Whos mum is this?
>>51833062
Unironically like Charles tbqh.
>>51832867
My gym's weights are in kg but the scales can show either. Whenever you hear about weight loss it's always "shed some pounds"
You're probably biased because you clearly are more into it than the average person and want a more accurate measurement
>>51832909
"Liberal" has pretty much been transformed into a meaningless buzzword in American discourse.
>>51833059
If he's a black belt in BJJ he can definitely get a boxer to the ground
No sane black belt would try and stand with a boxer
fucks sake lads my life is shit
wasting away in a little box playing on my laptop
fingertips are bleeding
guitar strings bit sore arent they
will spraying brake cleaner on my fingertips harden them up?
My hair style is so inconsistent
One day it will look alright, the next I'll look like shit. Anyone else know this feel?
>>51831110
My bro married a Paki and she converted to Catholicism, luckily her family weren't religious desu
>>51833116
yes
feeling horny again lads
eating an hamburger for breakfast, i can feel the freedom
>>51833142
What's lucky about that, it would be great to watch them squirm in religious kekdom.
>>51833183
it's lunch time
>>51833183
thanks for that
>>51833190
Well it would be pretty shit if they stabbed her or my brother for muh honour imo
>>51833213
not in the land of the free
>>51833219
howdy
>>51832582
Sorry lad I use only metric now, haven't looked back.
go to bed dave x
>>51833116
superglue
>>51832951
This
keep seeing one magpie everywhere I go
ETERNAL SORROW
>>51833226
No, no, that would be funny too
>paki c u c k o l d stabs family of four in impotent rage
Anyone else here went to a boarding school lads?
>>51833129
I'm with you mate
As soon as my hair gets too long the fringe goes fucking curly and clumps together
>>51833351
Toffs OUT
>>51833351
t. Albert Egbert Dawsonfield-Robertsgrave III esq.
