big dave edition
big willies
fuck off racists
Revision edition
>>>/r9k/24829499
top kek
Another day wasted.
what movie should I watch
>>51834334
>movie
fuck off yank
racists out
>>51834104
season 1 is still good and i would recommend it just because it's still not bad.
but like if you look at reception of series, it goes
>season 1: pretty good
>season 2: very high reviews
>season 3: critical acclaim
>season 4: very high reviews
if you do get bored of season 1, then you should move to season 2 instead of dropping the show for sure. it's just that stuff to do with the first longitudinal group in season 2/3 (HR) which is what fusco was in is set up in season 1. it just definitely finds its element in season 2, because i was also thinking it was just too episodic for me.
the more i think of this show, the more i am realising it is probably one of my most loved tv shows ever made 2bh. there is an episode in season 4 that is so fucking good that it received near universal 10/10's in ratings and i had a boner through most of it.
Rasheeds out
>>51834278
>>51834289
>>51834351
>>51834353
good posts
>>51834351
>saying film
it's 2015 you 20th century nigguh lmao
get with times clint eastwood
>>51834334
Inside Man
>>51834289
this tbphwy
>>51834334
jacobs laddre
>15 years younger then my brother and sister
>going through old family album
>dad was a young, fit and healthy good looking lad with hippy hair and could grow a beard in 8 seconds
>worked from humble background to a very respectable title
>mum was tall and happy, very attractive and dressed well, artistic
>brother could have been a model, quite intelligent, was hindered with girls and career by often being moody, still a good lad though
>sister was tall and proper, immediately married a nice guy
how things have changed lads, can only wonder how I'll turn out
>>51834251
Good to know, thanks
Have no idea what the longitudinal group is yet though, to me he's still just the reclusive billionaire who works as a 'covert' employee for the company he owns lel
Seeing as season 1 is episodical, do you have any must watches from that season?
dave is a cunt tbqh
>>51834378
Bradford still here. We aren't going anywhere. Don't like it? Write your MP. He's probably Muslim anyway.
>you will never fuck a girl
>>51834379
>mine wasn't a good post
Suck out doyle
>>51834394
>15 year gap between you and your other siblings
Must be grueling to know so openly that you were an unwanted mistake.
>>51834416
fuck off paki
>>51834388
aquafresh coming through with the excellent taste.
>>51834416
>Write your MP
>write your
Literally kill yourself you yank cunt
>>51834410
alri ed?
put aside the rhetoric
>>51834434
not him, but i'm considerably younger than my siblings too and i was the only planned one
>>51834289
Fuck off paki lover
>>51834462
this is a bad meme desu senpai baka
>>51834434
no not really, as I've reaped the benefits of more mature, wealthier parents who I know respect me just as much as my sibling
jog on you malicious runt
>>51834423
Just learn to accept it.
Doing a milk drink
>>51834496
It's write TO your not 'write you'.
It's not a bad meme but it does highlight how Americanised Brits have become and it's fucking pathetic.
>>51834489
i hate muslims, not pakis.
plenty of white mudslimes out there and i hate them for it.
>>51834486
>he actually believed us
>>51834533
>plenty
what kind of gigakeked area to you live in
>>51834423
>tfw it's been 3 (THREE) days since the last time you had sex
>>51834244
'Big dave' implies that he's 'one of us' when he is in fact an old etonian and a member of the wealthy elite and therefore has absolutely nothing in common with any of us and will never understand or be able to empathise with any of us.
In other words he's a cunt.
bigots out
>>51834533
how new are you to /brit/ lad? honest pls xx
>>51834556
the world?
im in toronto fuckin bitches i just met
>>51834531
chill out dude
>>51834570
>2015
>still reading the OP, replying to the OP
I mean, come on.
Girl at work keeps staring at me, might ask her out at the Christmas party but I recently broke up with my gf and I'm still a bit delicate
>tfw not ugly or fat but still never had a gf
i guess the only thing i can do now is blame my shit personality
>>51834531
>skipping the word "to" means the UK is the 51st US state
alright then enoch, calm down. Wouldn't you rather be americanised than paki-ised?
>>51834531
It's "write your MP" as in "write your MP a letter", it's just a common shortening of a sentence you autist
>>51834586
been here since its inception pretty much.
>>51834612
>shitting where you eat
You reap what you sow, la'.
1 quid for 5 good sized cookies from tesco lads, pretty good deal tbqh
how long do you wait to message a girl after a date lads
>>51834661
the salted caramel ones with chocolate chunks are fucking ace tbpfwylad
>>51834661
It's 40p for a pack of 32 custard creams in the same shop...
>>51834640
I've dated girls I've worked with before and there's never been a problem
>>51834602
I'll do what I want cuntface
Anyone want to go see Star Wars with me?
>>51834686
36 Hours
>>51834403
i'm flicking through the episode list now.
the season 1 episodes you should watch are
>episode 7, 8, 9, 11, 13, 15 - 23
they are the more important episodes to watch. you're not really at a disadvantage skipping them, but you'll be pretty confused later on because these episodes set up 2 future main characters, 3 future longitudinal groups and like 2/3 of season 2.
>>51834661
>cookies
fuck off yank
>>51834661
>not making your own for a fraction of the price
>>51834686
It's only a dried piece of fruit mate, it won't affect your love life
>>51834686
whenever you've made up your mind whether or not you'd like to see her again
>post something
>some brit replies with some snide remark
>go off at him
>he doesnt reply
every time
>>51834531
Ironically it's usually the pakis that are way more americanised than actual british people
>>51834729
nice
Going to the servo, anyone want anything?
Just ingested 205mg of codeine and 100mg dph
>>51834686
Depends how busy I am. Normally the following evening. Don't wait more than two days or she'll start to think that you've lost interest
>>51834715
Fantastic, thanks
Is it on Aussie netflix as well?
>>51834618
post the meme comic with it so everyone knows how how retarded and selfish women really are
>>51834744
I know m8 I've seen 'Favorite Chicken' shop in the nearest paki town.
>>51834741
we've got better things to do than deign to quarrel with colonials tbH
>>51834741
be quiet colonial, your betters are talking
>>51834752
pack of winnie blues mate
>>51834724
im lazy m8
>>51834711
do you want to get the ferry or should I
>>51834752
yeah
>>51834686
this is such a meme, if you like her then just do it the next day instead of playing that meme woman tier game
>>51834686
Usually a text after the date saying it was fun or whatever then another text if I want to go out with them again a few days later
>>51834752
>Get me... a hundred fags, two bottles of wine, a bottle of whisky, and ten cans of lager. Now.
>>51834766
nah, i've been watching it just on streaming sites and shit. most netflix only had seasons 1 and 2 for some reason when i was up to 3 and then got season 3 when i had like 3 episodes left lmao
Girls can be incredibly cold during break ups, they're fucking sociopaths
>>51834829
>seasons
fuck off yank
>>51834816
>servos
>selling liquor
you do realise we live in the nanny state of australia lad?
>>51834856
do the gimmick right or fuck off
>>51834771
>>51834744
lmao how massive a superiority complex/autism (read: how white) do you have to be to shit yourselves every time you're reminded British influence is a vanishing Cretaceous-tier joke?
Good riddance if you ask me.
>>51834842
>having a relationship
normies out
>tfw you haven't had a wank in a few days and you know you've got a good one in the tank for when you decide to finally rub it out
great feel
>>51834860
Yeah i know lad :( it's a quote from a movie.
>inb4 that pom says >>movie >fuck off yank
>>51834880
He did it right though. Seasons is a yank term
>>51834880
fuck off literal yank
it's series
fuck off yank
tfw cant remember if a shirt was always that tight or if youre getting fat
bad feel
>>51834880
Fuck off
>when the codeine and benzos both hit you at the same time
going out like jimi
>>51834880
fuck off
>>51834904
/brit/ is full of normies like me, deal with autist
>>51834917
>movie
fuck off yank
Lók et maj ingliš, gajs. Is it najs?
used to like vsauce until I realise the guy is gay
Hate how girls expect you to actually know how they've subtly changed their hair or lipstick or something all the time
Fucking wankers
>>51834924
>>51834929
>>51834946
>>51834954
you only say it when a brit uses an Americanism.
how many fucking times do i have to tell you lot this
t. gimmick creator
>>51834951
DUDE
>>51834856
sorry lad, just a bit tired from work. i cant wait for my vacation
check one two
>>51834929
>it's series
no that's what the whole show is called you fucking moron. That's not even a yank thing.
>>51834951
>being this degenerate
>>51834985
nope thats not how it works now piss off grandad
______________________________
TROLL LINE
everyone above has been trolled!
>>51834988
Opiates are drugs for adults. You can be a functional opiate addict.
>>51834752
>servo
Do you mean the garage?
>>51834997
>moron
fuck off yank
>>51834997
Poms call seasons series and series series
>>51835002
Hitler took barbituarates which are the old type of benzos and also morphine which is akin to codeien so fuck off. He also injected pervitin (speed)
>>51835015
petrol station la
>>51835004
it is.
but its fine. now you know and can do it properly next time.
WIGGITY WIT WIGGY
JUNGLE IS MASSIF
Why do Brits and Russians add grey filters to all their pictures?
>>51834997
yeah this too 2bh
end of a year of a show is a season finale
the final episode of the show is series finale
>>51834993
lol isn't it like 1am there lol what dodgy job do you have lol
that jezza corbs is a right plonker
lads
http://strawpoll.me/6211215
http://strawpoll.me/6211215
>>51835052
booyakasha
>>51835021
actually sick of you fucking poms tonight. Hope you get jeremy corbyn as the next PM and your country explodes. twats.
>>51835012
>opiates are real nigga drugs
>being this delusional
>using the poppy jew
>ever
>not doing superior auto-erotic asphyxiation
haha
>>51835012
Great aunty burned herself and her house alive when she was high on opium
>>51835015
Short for service station
>>51835053
Why do Aussies add melanoma to all their epidermises?
>>51834752
oak and a 4n20 with tomato sauce
you get me barbecue sauce -- i send it back.
you get me mustard -- i send it back.
feeling horny lads
>>51835081
average meme option tBh
>>51835097
Banter and free healthcare
>>51835091
don't worry dave is doing enough to pakify us haha no need for corbyn haha
my willy is becoming hard and stiff what's happening what does this mean
>>51834890
that's rich considering you lot shimp out if someone even suggests banning head coverings
>>51835096
My brother died of a methadone overdose still ddn't put me off.
>>51835102
>bbq sauce or mustard with a pie
literally who does this? Never have i ever even heard about this as a joke.
>>51834983
Yeah that shit pisses me off, my gf changed the colour of the tips of her hair to a slightly darker colour and I didn't notice, and she was like "you've been here for 4 hours and you still haven't noticed yet", piss off bitch I'm more interested in the fluctuating size of your tits
>be from South East England
>go to Canada
>"hi"
>"ooh hey thir bud, whur aboots in Australia ar ya fram bud?"
happened about 6 times in 1 week Tbh
>>51835107
LONDON
so far today rewatched amazing spiderman 1 which i unironically like, then jurassic world which was pretty dumb and now just started antman which is meant to be good
then again so was guardians of the galaxy but i wasnt that keen on it for some reason
>>51835132
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.
>mfw thinking about you hurting
I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.
need your opinion on something lads
http://strawpoll.me/6211244
http://strawpoll.me/6211244
http://strawpoll.me/6211244
How do people unrionically drink wine?
>>51835052
>>51835138
not sure what pastries they even have them there for 2bh
>>51835132
Hahah this juswt reminded me that when I was 10 my mate didn't know what a boner was and he used to say to me whenever I see a hot girl my willy gets stiff and points towards her direction for some weird reason, never laughed so hard in my life he got bantered so hard.
>>51835047
>Hitler
Piss off lad
>>51835081
Only if he is sober.
>>51835164
terrific example of a terrific strawpoll
>>51834770
>>51835138
Mustard is the classic side for a pork pie
>>51835133
The most relevant religion in the world that people still practise and believe can never be compared to sheer vanity and desperate clutching on to literally dead ideals.
Try again.
>>51835121
>free
fuck that. i've payed over $900 dollars today for a consultation and one in january ($970) all together. only $72.65 is what i'll get back from medicare while i'll get $611 back from PRIVATE health.
>b-b-but why didn't you go to a public hospital
because i didn't want to wait 10 years.
>>51835205
i meant the one about photographing and object
but thanks for this. not seen it
I hate women
http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/bge20_vote
shitty outdated autism-ridden game with terrible graphics and bad programming that represents a franchise ruled by furfaggots and deviantartists
VS
Revolutionary indie game that provides an intelectually deep thought provoking meta-commentary on the nature of videogames, paired with quirky humorous writing, amazing characters, top notch music, creative gameplay and charming art
Let's be honest for a second: /v/ has no reason to hate on undertale except for being an edgy contrarian crying about tumblr and reddit. deep down you know damn well that it's a fantastic game deserving of the praise its getting. If pokemon wins it's solely due to nostalgia goggles.
>>51835145
I got Irish, Australian and English when I was in the US
>>51834890
>British influence is a vanishing
Not by a long shot m8. British cultural influence runs through the very foundations of countries around the world and will last centuries, Yank influence is limited to shallow pop culture and superficial crap only 15 year old normies are aware of.
>>51835237
Looks like you got the short end of the stick m8
Shoulda gone rural
>>51834860
>liqour
fuck off Yank
very important strawpoll
http://strawpoll.me/6211260
http://strawpoll.me/6211260
http://strawpoll.me/6211260
http://strawpoll.me/6211260
>>51835255
Where's the car?
>>51835264
but seriously what good is medicare when you have to wait 10 years to get anything at all
maybe yanks are right
>>51835252
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51835252
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51835145
kek if you're from Essex then being called Australian is a compliment.
Got my essay back
Did an A
>>51835301
Back the fuck off???
>>51835252
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51835329
good lad
>>51835306
m8 i live out in the country and there's literally no queue at all for treatments
>>51835339
>poo peeland
>>51835339
I'm sorry.
>>51835015
>garage
you mean the garij?
>>51835245
>>51835299
weed is clearly the best drug. definitely the most well-rounded
>>51835376
Don't even smoke weed
my uni thing got accepted so i now got another week to do my assignment waheeeeeeeeeey time to long it off and shitpost until the day before and do it then instead of making good use of the extra time hahaha what am i like x
>>51835252
Pokemon is objectively the best video game franchise of all time.
vs
some 'le deep' indieshit
gonna start a game of CK2 as some medieval english twat and kill muslims lads lmao
>>51835145
Everyone in Canada and America did this to me
Why do Brits have carpet in their toilets?
>>51835323
RIGHT YOU N ME SOUTHEND PIER 17:00 YOU LITTLE FUCKING WHELP
>>51835387
Nah Betel Nut is, cocaine high that you can take everyday just like weed
>>51835257
Yes British cultural influence seemed to work out very well for Africa, the Indian subcon and literally every pisshole island in the Carribean that they exploited. Literally superstates, the lot of them.
Get fucked.
>>51835386
thanks. it looks insanely similar. even down to her big stupid anime eye
>>51835431
You stroke it for good luck in the hopes you don't bleed to death out of your bum.
>>51834770
reminder
>>51835384
wot do u call it?
>>51835431
it's because we like pissing on brown things tbqh
>>51835431
that image still gives me nightmares tBh imagine the stench of that carpet
>>51835431
It's to absorb the pee and shit morsels, why else?
It's ingenius.
>>51835349
so you don't have a need for private health insurance like everyone in cities im guessing?
>>51835431
I've seen this in some older American homes as well.
Fuckin disgusting 2bh
>>51835437
according to wikipedia that stuff fucks up your entire body
>>51835449
>>51835459
>>51835462
>pissy carpets
lol
I'm from Stoke and a comman tradition around here is to keep a shovel full of shit on the kitchen table when you have a fly infestation so they don't get on your butter.
Does your city have strange customs?
>>51835476
My grandparents' house is the only place I've seen it desu.
>>51835438
The anglo countries are the most successful countries on earth, meanwhile the average pakistani lives in a mud hut and has to drink muddy water from a puddle every day.
>>51835306
I've never had to queue for treatment, the only problem here is that you can wait years for non life saving surgery
>>51835431
We used to have a carpet in our toilet (going back like well over 10 years ago now).
I remember I would sometimes purposefully overshoot the bowl and piss on the carpet because I knew it would be absorbed. The putrid stench that came off that corner of the carpet was unimaginable.
>>51835431
it's a northern thing, they always have blisters from working in t' mines so they need something comfy to step on when they have a poo
>>51835525
It's hanging on the door, lad, not sure why you're pissing all over the bathroom????
>>51835252
Pokemon >>>>>>>>>>>>>> my carpet ridden toilet >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit on said carpet >>> undertale
>>51835494
Not used moderately. Been taking it for 20 years, fit as a fiddle never been ill
>>51835458
a garage
pronounced garij
>>51835547
Most people still have it for some reason because they dont like stepping on cold floors in the winter even though that shit happens way too often.
>>51835551
maggie closed all the mines lad
>>51835538
>The anglo countries are the most successful countries on earth
The Anglo countries besides Britain
>>51835600
kek how is it even possible
>>51835454
gendercide when
>>51835600
>undevelopedtugal
>>51835532
Glass wheelie bins
>>51835616
We finish mandatory education at 16
>>51835616
meaningless shit like school leaving age is included in determining HDI.
and the land of the braaaaaaaaaaaaaave
>>51835431
We dont?
I 've never seen a carpet in someone's bathroom
>>51835641
our mandatory ends at 16 too. HSC / VCE is optional however the vast majority of students do it unless your dream is to be a blue collar pleb
>>51835538
Ever thought that it was because the empire threw far more support into countries they exported the most white people to rather than the one's they simply dominated the natives and exploited pre-existing divisions?
It isn't very clever, it's just doing what most people had the good sense and heart not to do. Admitting success of an empire is saying that you were the most souless and shit people on the planet at the time, nothing more.
>>51835641
Didn't that change to 18 a few years back
>>51835657
>>51835600
>3rdworldtugal
>>51835641
So do we, as long as it's with parent's permission
ANY NORMIES HERE?
How the fuck do I make friends?
>>51835593
good girl
>>51835538
you're arguing with a paki mate, he'll never understand
>tfw pakis traffick each other around for less than you can buy literal shit off the internet
>yfw the life of a paki is literally worth less than poo
https://www.pooalexa.com/product-category/shippables/
>>51835684
What's going on in the left picture?
>>51835710
>gif
fuck off
>>51835723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BnbwUT7lBg
Trigger warning: kekoldry
>>51835661
your carpet has probably crystallized from all the dried piss in it
>>51835708
you say that but it means you southerners have to pay for all our benefits
>not sitting down to do a wee wee
>>51835758
There's enough to mock without resorting to fantasy, lad.
>>51835723
the future of America
>>51835723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLb49i7VKvw
>>51835723
bernie was invited to speak at a public rally in jersery and those two black girls interrupted him and started preaching about blacklivesmatter
what they don't realize(because they're stupid) is that bernie has spent his entire life pushing for equal rights
those two girls are fuckin stupid
>>51835600
the decline happened coincidentally around the time we started importing muslims from third world shitholes
>>51835776
>he hasn't heard about Dashing Dave's plans for the GREAT NORTHERN POWERHOUSE!!1! yet.
You're all going to make it lads.
>>51835779
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - one word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
>>51835141
>in the fluctuating size of your tits
Haha iktf
Do they get abnormally big during her period as well?
>>51835779
I'm surprised people here don't, if they can't piss standing up without getting it all over the floor.
>>51835806
stupid leftists are a right wing plant 2bh
Wew lads I'm so fucking tired
>>51835776
you're proud of being on benefits? crikey
why would I give a shit that some of my tax is going to charity cases like you when it still leaves me with a huge disposable income to live how I want
Got a flaccid willy :x
Willy hurts lads
Hurt a little yesterday, hurts a lot now
>>51835384
Nah, a gar-rawj
>>51835668
So what, nothing holding you back now is there? You literally have more land, more people and WAY more resources than us, you have had for 70 fucking years and guess what, it's fucking worse than it was under the British. You can only keep blaming the british for your problems for so long before it starts wearing thin.
>>51835878
Fix that, quick.
next years American election is going to be the most fascinating in 50 years
>>51835868
>huge disposable income
>shitposting at 2.00 on a tuesday afternoon
