Good afternoon edition
fuck off
fuck off yanks edition
What do you think lads? Is he bonkers?
http://news.sky.com/story/1602135/trump-police-fear-for-lives-in-radical-london
Tiny Tempah
>>51837061
he's probably right
I'm Gonna Tear Up The Fucking Dance Floor Dude, Check It Out
>>51837061
no he's right
>>51837036
two had 2:1s from rustlers group unis and i'm guessing the other one was the fit girl at the interview
>>51837061
rude 2bh
Back in 2010 two lads got arrested for saying "yanks out" at a Liverpool rally lmao
just had sex to this song with a girl in a summer dress in the back of my dads car lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNAFClBagfs
*combs hair*
*flicks cig*
>>51837008
>>51837008
>mfw some SNP idiot called Tasmina Achmed Sheikh is calling for Donald Trump to be banned from entering the UK but is also saying Muslims shouldn't be banned from the USA
Jesus Christ.. Fucking SNP shills are horrid. Horrid cretins.
>>51837125
>>51837181
>gif
fuck off
>>51837061
He is getting London confused with French and Belgian cities desu, Muslims are bad here but there's nowhere police fear to go.
>>51837159
Literally 0 hypocrisy in that at all. She wants to ban a bigot and racist from entering a country.
>>51837159
>Tasmina Achmed Sheikh
>SNP
>>51837141
wish they'd put a firewall on them bloody canucks
>>51837199
I dunno mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhsAfPFScOQ
>>51837159
>some SNP idiot called Tasmina Achmed Sheikh
Why do people call others Islamophobic as if it holds the same weight as calling someone a racist?
>>51837220
Fuck off you bugger
>>51837250
Because you're not necessarily a racist if you're an Islamophobe
>>51837216
Actually it is hypocritical.
She's also saying he shouldn't be banned from having planning permission for more golf courses in Scotland.
She is literally a fucking idiot.
>>51837218
Google Humza Yousaf.
>>51837248
Seeing an increasing amount of lads with that samurai style haircut
>I know more about your city than you because of a gif
>>51837248
>Trust me, you don't wanna banter me. I'm Australian!
>>51837304
I've got webms too if you want them.
>>51837159
>>51837289
>Google Humza Yousaf
>When being sworn in, he took his oath in English then Urdu reflecting his Scottish-Pakistani identity;[11] he was dressed in a traditional sherwani decorated with a Partick Thistle tartan touch and a plaid draped over his shoulder.[12]
>Scotland
What would Davey C do if Trump is actually elected?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ggzxInyzVE
tune
>>51837416
all me
>>51837400
>>51837416
oi mate
>>51837416
>SNP
>>51837417
become 51st state
>>51837417
steal his antipaki policies i hope
Why do americans drink out of jars?
Just use a damn glass
>>51837400
>>51837439
>implying that wasn't already obvious because of singapore flag
absolute muppet
>You gonna bully me? Karma's gonna come and bite you on the ass bud! And believe me, i know about karma ;)
>>51837481
I think it's some kind of cultural relic from prohibition times, when alcohol was hidden in jam jars. I could be wrong though
>>51837489
>Scottish "National" Party
>"Allahu ackbar"
>>51837559
punching a canadian in the face would be very enjoyable
>>51837567
Think that's fake lad
This is real though
>>51837580
>mfw I google sherwani
fancy a shag 2bh
had a religious experience on the shitter lads
used to think that was just some atheist degeneracy thing, but legit had like some deeper meaning shit.
Can explain if you want.
>tfw a girl at work suddenly starts dressing more slaggy
Desperate for a good dicking
>i google showers instead of having them
t. Canadians
>>51837652
>mfw I did too
>Traditional Scottish dress
>>51837659
go on
>>51837673
>dressing more slaggy
she's doing it with someone in mind
>>51837008
aftern00n
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBRElLNXZsE
the start of this tune is maddd imagine hearing it live lolllsss
>>51837711
>and a plaid draped over his shoulder.
So I went food van the other day for a sausage roll yeah like you do, not every day mind, bit fatty really aren't they, but some days you just fancy a sausage roll, you know. So I'm there, and they're £1.20 from the food van yeah so I'm there with my money and I'm like "sausage roll, please". She goes "We're all out". I'm like fuck's sake, you know, that's all I've come out for but I don't say that obviously, I just go like "what else you got?" you know. So she starts rattling them all off yeah and one of them's a cheese and onion slice right so I stop her and go "I'll have a cheese and onion slice then please" and she goes "they're £1.40". You know what, fair enough, they're not a million miles away to be fair, still pastry innit so bit like a veggie sausage roll you know, well not really but you know, anyway she goes "they're £1.40" right but that's not it right she goes "they're £1.40... That's 20p more."
Ooh fucking well done, food van lady, thanks for that! Fucking hell. Could barely taste any onion in it either, poxy thing
>>51837784
tl dr
desu when I have a child I want him to grow to like 6'7 so I can be like, look at my la' he's fucking massive ain't he?
Only just woke up haha
What am I like? x
>>51837820
>my wife's son
>>51837784
hmmmmm
>>51837837
>>51837846
this post is trying too hard.
>>51837837
good bants
>>51837846
>>51837858
>>51837780
I love these golden lels.
>>51837820
>I'm only 6'0, but I was born premature 6 weeks early and no male on my fathers side of the family is below 6'4
Combine this with my love of dating blonde women nearly my own height, I get the feeling if I ever have a son he's going to be absolutely massive
>tfw 1/4 Italian
>tfw if I have any daughters they won't have that typical slag look
>>51837837
amazing
>>51837837
>French
>>51837837
>Motto not "Dude weed lmao"
Edited tbqh
>>51837820
>mfw i see the smile on my dad's face when he tells people i'm 6'5"
>>51837928
>they won't look like slags
>will still become slags because of daddy issues
>>51837945
>>51837820
petty pride for small men
>>51837945
so much this, my dad does the same.
there's so much pride and it's not even something I worked towards
lols XD
>>51837867
>having a wife's son
looks like you didn't get hard
>>51837928
They'll have the italian slag look
>>51837867
>>51837945
>>51837983
>tfw 6'6
>dad still disappointed in me anyway
>>51837998
"italian"
>>51838010
yeah to be fair his smile vanishes when he has to tell people i'm a suicidal neet
swings and roundabouts eh lads
>>51838002
nonce
>>51837998
>people unironically watch this shit
>people unironically watch Geordie shore
Degenerates
>>51838002
noice
>>51838045
Rasheed
>>51838002
nonce
did you ever notice how nobody of average height posts on 4chan?
>>51837722
Well i had fish and chips on sunday with 2 fried chickens and some donuts (i usually eat very healthily but i was really feeling like a one off binge). tried to shit the next morning but nothing was coming. i ate some protein shake and sardines for lunch, then loads of sweets (we were given lots of biscuits and turkish delight because it was like a final part of my course etc etc), then i went out drinking with this 30 year old woman i want to bonk, and flired with her and got a bit physical with her. i got home made a piri piri chicken sandwich ate it and went to bed. this morning i had some porridge and then some dal at lunch was a bit hungover but ad to turn up to college anyway early.
finally i just got home, got changed and went straight for the shitter. It was really pensive, the actual room the toilet was suddenly was ascribed meaning, a metaphorical container of the situation which i found myself in, very claustrophobic and with little space to move, completely blank, and yet pefectly functional and even somewhat comfortable despite the claustrophobia of it. I decided to Pneumatically deal with the huge poo, so i sort of entered a meditative state, everything before me suddenly made perfect sense. The way that the cod had struggled against the might waves of the north atlantic, only to be caught in the net of stalwart fishermen, then dipped into batter and submerged into extremely hot oil and then digested. Other things sort of started to make sense as well, the economic theories and econometric concerns i've been learnin really began to make sense, i don't mean I understood them logically, I mean i could feel the mathematics of them, the formulas before my eyes came alive. The religious texts I've been reading, although i've always been sceptical I believe i entered the same state of seeing beyond, that those ancients did.
As i began to push past the middle section of this particularly large log...
tbc next post
>>51837942
updated
>>51837998
those are some nice veiny hands on front left guy
Jelly tbqh baka desu senpai
>>51838010
because you're a lanklet desu
put weight on and become a demi-god
>>51838082
if you're not at least 310cm you might as well kill yourself tbqh
>>51838082
angry manlet detected
>>51837061
I really really want him to win so I can move there. White, qualified engineer, they'll love me
>>51838107
this is racist
please delete or i will be contacting your local MP
>>51838082
That's because people of average heights are manlets
>>51838155
over zealous arrogant teenage shrew detected
got a raging boner
>>51838107
>Kek
tesco shop arrived lovely jubbly food for days please come join me for my festive feast
>>51838247
i can help you get rid of that :p
>>51838203
another angry manlet detected
>>51838263
how did you afford food lad
been saving up your bennys?
>>51838104
>>51837722
cont..
As i began to push past the middle section of this particularly large log, pneumatic methods had become a bit exhauseted and the inner reality unfolding before my eyes was becoming sort of too intense. I decided I need to re-enter the cushy embrace of the world of we live in (a sort of illusory state one might say). I decided to just strain, straining this out of me would disrupt the insightfulness and descend me back. It did, but not without a frenzy of distressing insights. I saw perfectly clearly moments of distress from childhood, I saw how my 30 year old inteest must be perceiving our interractions and i understood what others around me were saying and thinking.
this straining lasted for only a few seconds an then it was all over. I sat there trying to collect myself and wipe, just momentarily .
And now i feel the need to articulate exactly (as well as i can try to articulate something of such majesty) what i just experienced.
I'm going to have a quick shower and lie down fo a bit.
>>51838307
i dont get bennies
>>51838284
Love the new coat of arms
>>51838307
>he doesn't get his parents to get him food because he's too anxious to go shopping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0LV_bETEzs
tune
>tfw max george is only 5'6
Lovely day out
Bit nippy though
>>51838479
pissin it down round mine senpai
>>51838496
sorry
>>51838331
do you work
>>51838471
>he doesn't know supermarkets will deliver food straight to your door
could i be wearing any more clothes?!
>tfw 180cm
>>51838542
why are you upset about having a dick that long?
>>51838536
nah dad got a job so im no longer a povvo cunt
need to get a job soon though, sick 2 death of not being able to buy anything for meself
Is USC an acceptable brand>
really want to have sex with a boy with a big willy desu.
>>51838567
>my dad has money so I'm not in poverty
This website is 18+
Why are Brits pale?
>>51838616
i am 18+
In the mooooornin' you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your waater
And you fiire till he is done in
But they catch you at the border
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMWBHpd4WiI
>>51838604
hey you posted my OC
>>51838536
You miss out on the reduced deals if you order it in desu
Show went to shit when he died tbqh
>>51838604
>>51838658
nah, went to shit as soon as John Hannah died in it 2bh
>>51837125
ruth "please like the conservatives again we even have a lesbian leader" davidson
>>51838686
top snek (incorporate that meme)
and also incorporate india 2030 some how
maybe like white slaves in the demographic
>>51838686
Holy fuck
>>51838624
Then what you relying on your fucking dad for, you manchild
>>51838621
natural state for a white person.
pretty sure it's manlets using the metric system for height in these threads so they don't have to say they are below 6 foot
>>51838747
>i live in halls to do my sociology degree so i am a responsible adult
>>51838686
do more countries
these are making me cackle irl
>>51838686
requesting the USA please m8
>editing wiki pages
It's 2015 not 2012 la
>>51838778
>tfw 199cm
>you will never get that extra centimetre
>>51838778
Im six foot ten honestly hate being tall
Who here has played goon of fortune?
>>51838875
he's back
>biologically evolved over millions of years to desire nothing more than the feeling of putting your penis into a tight, cute vagina
>penis not currently in a vagina, nor has it ever been and nor will it ever be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQBebfEXpc
tune
Vroom Vroom lads aha
>>51838933
feels bad
>>51838969
aha
lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY7D6rKjoKM
>trump wants to shut off the internet for americans if he wins
why dont we like him again?
>>51838969
heh
>>51838969
lol if you drove around in that here everyone would think you were a real cock
>Your Amazon delivery has been left with a neighbour
>It's a female
Oh dear oh dear
>>51839067
What is it?
>>51839067
"Hello, I believe we have packages for eachother"
>>51839099
Dildo lel, hope she doesn't use it.
>>51839099
Box of 120 condoms, lube, and a fleshlight
>>51839107
Waheyy might do this
>>51839117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnVUHWCynig
>tfw nig is in the web address
>>51839099
500 enema kits
>>51839117
top kek
>>51839055
Here too, pretty popular among drug dealers though.
>>51839227
finnegan is so based
Eating my bowl of cereal then gonna go into uni desu
>>51839344
Definitely. They build some cool stuff on that show.
so la's at what age are you going to have children?
35 for me, with prolly a 23 y/o
feels good knowing i could heem literally everyone in this thread, probably all at the same time
>>51839365
bit late to be doing either of those things 2bh
>>51839413
literally unironically filtered
>>51839408
didnt like the jag build but the charger with the hellcat engine swap was the best
>>51839435
Fuck off I'll do what I want
>tfw too scared to break up with my gf
waheyyyyy
I don't like Indian food, I prefer English food like pizza and chinese
>>51839535
is she a ranga?
>>51839537
>>51839413
Why do you still post in the full knowledge that no one cares what you say, everyone on 4chan hates you and most have probably filtered you?
>>51839525
ok fine but you'd feel better about everything if you did those things at the beginning of the day
no need for hostility either 2bh
Been cleaning my room for two and a half hours lads.
I'm about half done.
>>51839571
a bluey for sure
>>51839462
newfag for not filtering me already
>>51839555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
>>51839591
>letting it get that bad
>>51839585
Sorry babe I was joking xo
And this is the beginning of my day, and it's a lot earlier then the beginnings of my days have been for the past week tbqhwyl
>>51839555
I bet yanks actually pronounce the a in waheyyy
>>51839617
this desu
https://soundcloud.com/nasty-mcquaid/david-cameron-you-aint-no-muslim-bruv-snippet
^ u ain't no muslim bruv
>>51837008
Karen-chan~
>watching inbetweeners
>they're all honest as fuck with their parents
...normal people don't do this, right?
>>51839477
Yea I feel like the jag was sort of halfassed even for Roadkill, could have been done better.
Friend of mine has this. Put down a little over 500rwhp on the dyno with the Whipple supercharger upgrade and a few other minor modifications.
>>51839583
>>51839626
It's finding all my old poopsocks that's a pain in the arse.
>>51839578
>>51839537
>>51839669
Ending was a bit shit
gave my dog a piece of sticky toffee lads he's doing his nut he can't chew it but he wants to eat it so badly. hilarious stuff
me irl
>>51839739
>poop
fuck off yank
>>51839669
I thought "ain't" was American
>>51839707
damn a saleen, those are rare nowadays
>tfw no mustang to drive here
>>51839697
maisie literally talks about the boys she shags with her mum
she's not really normal though
Man try say he's better than me
>>51839787
Sounds better than shitsock desu.
>>51839800
just a general underclass word 2bh
>>51839814
>boys
boy*
and he's her bf anyway so it'd be weird if they weren't shagging
>>51839777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq2oBsi6RDw
absolute tune lads
https://soundcloud.com/jaegen/pineapple-crush-ramriddlz-dick-a-ting-remix-by-jaegen
>>51837061
I certainly wouldn't go to Tower Hamlets even if you paid me
>>51839856
absolute shite more like
I'm still alive just like 2pac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-VHJvBvM2k
hilarious 2bh
>>51839852
well the interview im citing was over a year ago, before she said she had a bf
>>51839893
fight me irl
http://jebbush.com
Bantered the fuck out
>>51839905
girls in the front girls in the back
>>51839939
lets fucking go dickhead. come to my house right now.
10 downing street
london
>>51839970
nah meet me outside stratford westfield in 5 mins u fucking bellend
Is there like a tinder but for fighting? Anyone want to go?
Why do British people ride the dicks of The Beatles? They were hippies who hated nothing more than Britain
Paul McCartney wrote "Give Ireland back to the Irish", John Lennon openly supported the IRA, funded them, and offered to hold a concert for them
The Beatles are scum
>>51839967
What's the song where it says the 2pac line and then goes into something else, think it might be to do with jammer, and the music changes too
>>51840034
fuck off reddit
>>51840043
>caring about the political affiliations of musicians
>>51840043
seems to me that everyone except Brits raves on about the Beatles.
personally i don't see what the fuss was about. but then again, most music from the 60s was dire.
>ISLAMIC State (ISIS) extremists have smuggled chemical and biological weapons into Europe
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/624620/Warning-ISIS-Daesh-chemical-weapons-attack-West
http://www.europarl.europa.eu/RegData/etudes/BRIE/2015/572806/EPRS_BRI(2015)572806_EN.pdf
>ISIS jihadis posing as migrants 'smuggle deadly undetectable NERVE GAS into Europe'
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/610357/Islamic-State-ISIS-jihadis-Europe-terror-attack-migrant-crisis-nerve-gas-Syria
>French Emergency Services Stockpile Sarin Gas Antidote In Preparation For Chemical Warfare With ISIS
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/11/19/french-emergency-services-stockpile-sarin-gas-antidote-preparation-chemical-warfare-isis/
>Paris on alert for chemical attack on city's water supply
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/paris-alert-chemical-attack-citys-6877745
>A middle man working for the colonel was recorded arranging the sale of bomb-grade uranium, U-235
http://www.haaretz.com/world-news/1.679118
>what’s coming next will be far worse and more bitter.
http://nypost.com/2015/11/18/isis-threatens-nyc-in-new-propaganda-video/
>ISIS supporters have posted photos of notes showing the group’s logo with messages warning of the countdown “till the zero hour”
http://english.alarabiya.net/en/media/digital/2015/05/18/-Countdown-to-zero-hour-ISIS-supporters-on-Twitter-post-Italy-threats.html
#notallmuslims
#youain'tnomuslimbruv
>>51840034
brawlr
I'm up for fighting but not fussed of the look of my nose being busted permanently x
>>51840043
mark chapman the real hero
john lennon paid bail and got the best judges for michael x wee murdering nigger
why was i born if all i do is suffer?
>>51840097
so you can use that flag to shitpost
>>51840094
why isn't there a single reputable source there?
>>51840097
Literally no reason
No reason at all
>>51840097
to suffer
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qZKii80aD6
How can you be the best person you're supposed to be?
>>51840201
jus b urself
>>51840201
Be nice to people and work hard
why do yanks immediately assume someone criticising an aspect of their country is European?
i see this shit so much on other boards.
stinks of inferiority complex 2bh
>>51839809
Yea it's alright. He's only in it ~$20k and got it with <60k on the clock. Solid car, nothing wrong with it but it doesn't hook for shit on the street. He daily's a boosted Integra and has that as his weekend/backup car to keep the mileage low.
You should look into Nelson Racing Engines builds, about as extreme as it gets in a street car.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LR84op83rf
>>51840242
Why do people care so much about keeping mileage low? why not just wind back the odometer :-)
>>51840242
i know about NRE, his videos on turbocharging on /DRIVEs /engineering are so informative
wish they didnt use imperial though, converting to metric is a pain
>>51840271
hearing that accent every day must be a massive annoyance
>>51840201
You've gotta to actualize
having a wank while intermittently watching vice docos
>>51840271
fuck off normie
>>51840323
takes a while for that to happen though
too much effort for the lazy twits here
>>51840341
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q6Z2QKl0wR
