Imagine theres no pakis edition
anime
*closes eyes and puckers lips and leans in for a kiss*
>>51821560
BOYS MMM
ROTHERHAM MEET PAKISTANIS
living the meme lads
>Poms
>Yanks
>Kiwis
Out
>Australians
>Canadians
In
IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLE
>>51821587
>>51821598
solid
>>51821598
>>51821587
forgot one
>Pakis
Out
Someone just said "mate you're cracked" to me
What did he mean by this
>>51821617
Fuck off Chang
>Ching Chong Fags
OUT
>>51821587
Come to Northern Ireland paki boy and see what comes about
>>51821598
>cankeks
fuck off
>>51821637
>a literal paki
sorry m8 i'll give u a 2 quid tip but i vomited on the floor of ur taxi
>>51821642
Do you want to give me your daughter or your wife? I need to be sure desu
I run /brit/
*still gettin' it*
My rhymes crisper than a pretzel stick
*still gettin' it*
*still gettin' it*
Take yo mum into back and I'm
*still gettin' it*
>>51821667
>throw up in a taxi
>paki tells me to go and get him £50 to cover cleaning costs
>tell him I can't until tomorrow
>he tells me to call him in the morning
>I don't
>number blacklisted from taxi service
>use Uber instead now
>>51821560
>first day of my 'career job'
>nothing to do for hours on end but can't mess around because I'm right next to everyone
>hide in the toilet for 5 minutes every 1-2 hours
>headache, stomach ache, no appetite, feel tired and generally achy
>"hey anon it's your first day, let's go out for drinks and dinner!"
>can't refuse because I need a job
>even though I haven't done anything physical all day and slept 8 hours all I want to do now at 3pm is sleep
END IT
looking good Dan
>>51821732
good lad
free market prevails
>>51821741
Safe Dan
>>51821732
>Go to Rotherham
>See little girls being raped
>Report to the police
>Get arrested
>Lose job because of criminal record
BOYS MMM
""""""GREAT""""" BRITAIN MEET KEKOLDRY
>>51821731
TEN YEARS DEEP IN THE GAME
(STILL GETTIN' IT)
Foreign Beggars are top tier emcees
explain yourselves
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/you-ain-t-no-muslim-bruv-britain-unites-in-rejection-of-leytonstone-tube-station-attacker-a6762211.html
>>51821741
thanks Dan
>>51821760
Thanks Dan
looking good btw
>Meet 18 year old American girl on omegle
>Been emailing her
>Not yet got the courage to ask for a picture
What are the odds I am talking to a man lads?
gonna wank
>>51821810
you too Dan
if you read this you're gay
>>51821598
what did we ever do to you
rate me /shit/
110% arian master race btw.
>>51821732
absolute banter
fucking hate how taxis cost like 15 bucks nearly to drive a little bit across town, like maybe just over 2k
>>51821824
thanks
looking good btw Dan
>>51821811
KEK OF BRITAIN MEETS TRANNY OF AMERICA
I LOVE IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfuWXRZe9yA
learning to play and sing this, albeit shitty beginner spec on guitar, with strumming basic chords and not finger picking like that
>>51821811
95%+
sorry lad but dont get horny and send your willy
>>51821829
beta alien/10
alri Dan
>>51821829
I'm not sure if youre posting this guy because yo uthink hes ugly or something but hes really not
he looks like a tough geezer from the 1970s youd see in a moleskin coat, hed look good with a shaved head
he looks like lad on right in pic
>>51821732
what the hell must paki taxi drivers think when driving drunk white people around? they literally don't drink alcohol because of their bullshit religion. they are literally exposed to the worst british society has to offer
calm down ahmed
>>51821886
>>51821843
>>51821824
>>51821810
>>51821741
alri Dan looking good
>>51821925
Cool clock Ahmed
>Settings
>Filters & Post Hiding
>Add
>Flag = Pakistan
>>51821933
ta mate you too
>>51821918
Especially true in student towns, they literally come here, and their entire life is spent driving around drunk cunts all night
It must be an absolutely haram situation for them haha
Although I'm sure we're nice enough to them during the day that they understand we're not like that all the time
Alri-
>tfw you have to be up in 6 hours to walk your dog
fucking hell, why is life so hard
who here /Dan/?
checking in
Alri eh
>>51821605
what a slag
Why is Dan the best name?
shoot almost forgot it's time for my blowyjoey from mum
>>51821988
alri
>>51821990
all the best,
Dan
what smells?
>>51822013
BOYS MMM
INDIAN MEET STREET
>>51822033
Not Dan haha
Probably the cankek tbf
>>51822033
i havent showered in 4 days
>>51822025
not sure Dan looking good btw
>>51822030
>>51822001
>>51822011
>>51821988
>>51821975
>>51821933
looking good here lads
look lads we're about to watch a paki and an indian fight
>>51822013
>>51822039
>>51821560
Why did you guys took Pakis anyway ? For workforce, like Netherlands got Marrocans ?
To: Dan
Merry Christmas from Dan,
Dan
>>51821846
>>51821862
>Asked for a picture
>She said she will send me one tomorrow
I'm holding out the hope yet lads.
>>51822049
>>51822051
Wew
Canadian acting like a wasteman, that's not me
>>51822069
Thanks Dan
>>51822067
Because pakis vote for labour and labour was in government and knew this so they allowed them all in
Dad through the cat out the window again, Dan's
what do?
Cheers,
Dan
>>51822096
>>51822120
thanks Dan
me on the right
Best poster ITT lads?
Mine is Dan
i know you've been waiting for me family, ameribro checking in
>>51822120
>>51822096
>>51822069
>>51822057
>>51822053
>>51822033
>>51822030
>>51822001
>>51821988
>>51821975
>>51821961
>>51821933
>>51821886
>>51821843
>>51821810
>>51821759
>>51821741
>>51821736
>>51821656
>>51821617
>>51821598
heck off ex-brit shitposting rapist
>>51822184
>>51822185
quite a fan of Dan
looking good btw
>>51822179
thanks Dan
Merry Chrismas,
Dan
How to get qt Irish gf?
not liking this "getting alone" gimmick
>>51822218
Be yourself,
Dan
>>51822211
thanks Dan
>>51822211
Nice digits Dan
>neet brother loses in video game
>can hear him slamming his controllers and screaming
hahahahaha lads
>>51822225
accidentally said alone instead of along
haha Freudian slip
>>51822240
Thanks Dan,
Merry Christmas
- Dan and the gang
>>51822057
fuck off emu
dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan
Need to wake up at a reasonable time tomorrow hahahahah what a joke
>>51822249
Hope all is well in the house,
Dan
>>51822253
Freud's been disproved,
Dan
brits out
dan gimmick is shite
>>51822285
Alri mate?
Cheers,
Dan
>>51822288
All the best Dan,
Nice dubs btw
Dan
Literally just write out what certain words filter to now instead of what causes them to filter
>>51822285
Hey it's Dan here, sup?
>>51822288
That sucks Dan, might just stay up for 18 hours to fix my sleep again
Only plebs shorten their names Dan
Dan's an alright guy if you ask me
Dan? Dan.
All the best,
Dan
>>51822184
reminds me of this
>>51822353
cool file name
got quite a small penis lads
anyone tried guinness golden ale
>>51822343
Yeah that's me I just took my name off desu
southerners out
>>51822364
looking good Dan
>>51822374
thanks Dan
>>51822378
thanks Dan
>>51822390
I havent,
Dan
>>51822379
feel bad for the bloke desu
>>51822359
Was considering that but I've already been up for 12 hours and I'm just gonna end up breaking it again on Wednesday
wanna go to beirut
No one knows what it's like
to be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes
anyone here ever date a paki grill?
I'm about to ask one out, wish me luck bros.
You are all very polite
I am filing an official cease and desist order against the improper use of my name.
please heed this as the first and final warning. continued infringement will be dealt with in the appropriate court.
hello border force roaches
by now you've realised that i've slipped through your grasp. laughably easy. your pathetic "defences" could never hold the likes of me.
always
one
step
ahead
me and the lads took a trip to afghanistan haha
>>51822466
looks ugly
I want to visit the Arabian desert
already been to Nevada
love the feeling of being in a wasteland
how are we tonight lads
>>51822510
>me and the lads took a trip to Afghanistan haha
>>51822532
Who are you?
>>51822501
Dan?
>>51822494
Dan?
>>51822518
i recommend iraq
mosul is beautiful these days
>>51822555
William. formerly known as Billy.
Hello
>>51822492
none me
>>51822568
I've got my eye on you,
Dan
>>51822555
Nice numbers Dan,
Dan
>>51822581
While, howdy partner!
Alri Dan's seeing how we're all here
How about we lynch all these here Yanks and Canadians?
Let me know,
Dan
>>51822544
is that actually you or nah
New poster here. Name's Ross.
got an exam in 4 hours
should i go to bed or continue studying
>>51822557
not really desert like I'm looking for, no endless dune wasteland.
getting fat lads
>>51822656
you're going to lay in bed on your phone
just study lad
>>51822599
Thats fine Dan, just as i expected.
t. william
>>51822632
I'm in
Start with >>51822648
>>51822656
>continue
Mate don't lie, you're on 4chan
all aussies must die
dubs
>>51822690
i got three monitors mate
>>51822193
>tfw begging for (You's) with shit bantz and still got none
>>51822699
Rich cunt
>>51822714
(you)r mum m8
Literally not even tired baka
>>51822671
Been eating like one meal a day recently and I think I've lost a bit of weight desu
Had Black Betty stuck in my head all day
Still love it.
>>51822714
sweet forgot you could (You) yourself
>>51822714
Have a (you) lad.
listening to nasheeds
t. rasheed
>>51822671
Me too 2bh
>>51822736
Dan pls
>>51822766
its 5 am britbro why're you awake
does /fa/ give good advice
need a new gimmick
Here you go Dan
Classic 4 u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMWBHpd4WiI
lord give me a sign
>>51822808
Because my life is absolutely broken right now
>>51822815
On what?
Physics? Probably not
Whose ready for Chrissy lads!?
>>51822821
my mum fucking loves this song
>>51822834
ME_IRL
>>51822815
sometimes, usually not for dudes. there's the occasional skinny azn qt that can benefit and CP's really are based, the rest is all shit. stay away, especially for you britkeks since you all go that fuccboi or technical route
>Donald Trump expands on his Muslim travel ban proposal and says the plan is “probably not politically correct.”
bant
alri dans
>>51822830
>buy a new game
>legitimately want to play it
>end up shitposting, listening to music and playing grand strategy games instead
what the fuck is wrong with me
>>51822834
at least you're not T H I R T Y - O N E y/o
>>51822880
taketh bach
>>51822854
Your mum has good taste in music m8
>>51822880
>his country calls it yield
>not give way
>>51822906
>>51822924
The Lord works in mysterious ways
exam grade is posted lads
afraid to look at it haha
literally the only british person in this thread
want a midget friend
any australias wanna volunteer
>>51822924
STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!
>>51822955
cheeky
>>51822955
hi (hello idiot)
>>51822877
k dano ya cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ
>>51821560
Imagine Luton was white again its easy if you try
Imagine all the cul de sacs without a curry shop
you may say im a racist but im not the only one
i hope one day you will join us and the edl will be strong
>>51822956
how did you know i was short
so sick of smug fucking tallies
manlet genocide when?
>American girl I have been talking to just told me she is "bi-curious".
Should I drop her?
>>51823032
"bi-curious" is code for "i'm down with threesomes"
>>51823032
Nah that just means she's in for a 3way
>>51822997
don't give up the day job
>>51823053
>>51823057
Thanks lads.
>>51823079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VK7j5aStVA
Background music for when you pull it off
>>51823032
nah sounds like you're just her type
want a paki friend
any brits wanna volunteer
>>51822997
good 2bh
The EDL's twitter is actually far more coherent and sensibile than britain firsts, but EDL are the nazi nutters???
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1spT5j00muP my rendition 2bh
>>51823109
Explain?
>>51823100
Thanks again lad.
want a white friend
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y0rKVJ2Akp
tell me about Dan
My willy, your mouth
lets do this lads.
>>51823136
G O O D P O S T
O
O
D
P
O
S
T
>>51823158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcXURC_nNhc
This song makes me really sad for some reason
>>51823053
>>51823057
what is the threesome she's looking for is 2 men + 1 woman?
need a man who will let me fuck his gf
any canadians want to volunteer?
>>51823191
>California
Typical post desu.
>>51823225
From her perspective that has nothing at all to do with being bisexual
>>51823225
are you actually retarded
want a rapist friend
any indians wanna volunteer
>>51823225
>literal street for brains
I wish the French would stop inflicting pain on chocolate m8s...
>>51823247
I'm not really gay. But I did have an obsession with drawing dicks, no lie.
what happened to that canadian who used to post pictures of food next to girls?
>>51823255
me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me
really can't believe """people""" don't have iphones
what the fuck? an android? are you kidding me?
that's why you're a virgin idiot
I am a disappointment to my country
>>51823255
got a moldovan up for it
>>51823296
I'm not a virgin
Posted from my android™ phone
Ask me anything
>>51823296
>tfw no phone
>>51823285
Iirc the human brain processes enjoyment gained from food on a similar level to sex
And methamphetamine. Go figure.
just gave all my youngsters glock 9s and 40s
>>51823296
t. a consumerist idiot who was brainwashed by jobs
>>51823296
>Canadians actually believe in sheltered proprietary Apple baby products
You're literally getting shafted for a slightly better camera.
>>51823308
what's your wallpaper
>>51823318
i think the guy just posted food next to them because he thought the girls resembled that food. Me and him must have very similar minds.
I use my phone for browsing 4chan
I don't text or use facebook wew
>>51822379
why did this make me sad
you can't be a virgin and have an iphone
think about people you know that have iphones and are virgins
now think about how many people you know that have androids and have never seen a tit
>>51823349
how do i find out how tall i am?
>>51823328
dont tell obongo
>>51823378
measure the distance from your feet to the top of your head
>>51823371
Oh my God you're right
>>51823371
this is true. I'm a virgin and have an iphone though.
"sorry but i'm 100% british-born"
>>51823373
was expecting something exciting tbhwyf
>>51823393
how do i do it accurately though if im by myself?
>>51823328
Unironically asking for a Glock 19 for Christmas.
My father liked the idea, my mother hated it but they're separated anyway and I live on my own.
>>51823378
Get arrested and the police will do the work for you, suckers.
>>51823421
make it up
>>51823420
Think it's just a default one haha
Sorry
Just measured myself lads and im 6 foot 3. how good is that
been saying the name "katie" in a norn iron accent all day because i like how it sounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYu7DQn5vAI me on holiday lads
>GET ME
>'UNDRED FAGS
>12 PINTS OF LAGER
>A BOTTLE O' WHISKEY
>AND A BOTTLE OF WINE
>NOW
>>51823455
Tall nigger lad.
>>51823405
w-what is he?
>>51823459
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gCxGuzJIsk
>>51823455
I'm 5'5" on a good day.
Browsing the Adult GIF board
>>51823486
Looks Cambodian
t. have been to Cambodia
>>51823459
KAYY-TEE
Like that?
>>51823489
can someone translate this to english?
rate me
<super tired and drunk but its only 12:45
>Girl I am talking to likes K-pop
What are girls that like this normally like?
>>51823489
thats how i've been pronouncing it lad
kyayday
>>51823539
autistic
>>51823539
Mentally unstable
>>51823539
Korean
>Just measured myself lads and im 6 foot 3. how good is that
>>51823525
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GLDPtcmQDz
did one better and translated to oz lad
>>51823506
I'm 5'10 but I say 6 even to the ladies. They can't tell the difference.
>>51823550
>>51823552
>>51823554
Went downhill quickly
>>51823425
seems like a good present to me, make sure you go gen4. ps your mum sounds like a cunt
