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Rare edition
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cara
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>>51790676
first for /deutsch/
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>english wageslaves
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Has lisicki ever said he wanted to lose weight?
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Unironically listening to Take That lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDe2tvD_nCo
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does every englishman itt sound like a dying dog when trying to roll their R
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ay
lil
mama
lemme
holla
atchu
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>>51790744
No, don't fat-shame him
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Came to the library to get my work done

Guess what I'm doing now
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Not loving life right now tbqh and yet somehow I feel content with it. On the verge of losing a friend and can't at all bring myself to give a fuck.
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not doing too well with the christmas shopping

got a collection of food stuff i was going to hand out as extra but no major gifts for anyone

and got 2 things for one person.have to put one away for a birthday or whatever

how do people do this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fahr069-fzE
Soooooooooomewhere
ooooover the rainbow
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>>51790792
You've become a sociopath.

Use this to your advantage

Fuck people over, play with their emotions for your own gain

Life is merely a game to you now
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got a job at next edition
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>>51790788
a wank?
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business idea: a /brit/ without the canadian and yanks
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I feel like all the anime posters talk amongst themselves while the non-anime posters talk amongst themselves

It's like there are two different communities on /brit/
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Was in Waterstones the other day buying a book and the girl at the checkout was very qt. I reckon she was a couple years older than me, 24 or 25 maybe, but still very slight and cute. She had natural black hair and a long-sleeve top on.

She fucked up the transaction of the woman in front of me somehow and was apologising, saying she'd messed up a lot today. When I went up she asked if I needed a bag and I said yeah because it was raining outside. Then after I'd paid she gave me the book with the receipt inside the pages but with no bag. I had to tell her that I asked for a bag and she proceeded to apologize to me while again remarking that she'd fucked up quite a bit that day.

For some reason when I tried to say "don't worry about it; it's not a problem" I couldn't get the words out and made a weird chuckling sound without getting the message across. I felt bad as I walked away, thinking that she probably HAS fucked up a tonne of orders and that I could have done her a kindness if I wasn't such a raging sperg.

She was probably Christmas temp staff. While she was ringing up my book I saw another lad who worked there walking past behind her and he was looking at her longingly (could tell he was an orbiter). She saw him stealing glances and smiled at him and he smiled back. He looked about 17 or 18 tops and I wondered why she could possibly be attracted to him, being her age and her attractiveness. Maybe she was just smiling politely though.

/endblog
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Who's the most famous or popular British hero?
Arthur?
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Not hungry at all but still feeling peckish
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Australians are so easy to play mind games with. Literally made them leave /Brit/ en masse haha
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>sissy brit boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-9oHxesKVg
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>>51790851
Don't want to do that. I want to be a good Christian instead.
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@51790913
its /brit/ you pathetic little autist cretinous melt
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnVUHWCynig

tune
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Drinking an English toffee cappuccino from the cheap cafe across the Starbucks
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>>51790896
glad my life isnt this pathetic 2bh
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getting pretty fed up of storm desmond lads.
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/brit/ meet up at spoons last night was very successful
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>>51790896
its retail you absolute bellend youre meant to smile at the customers
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>>51790971
is that poleaboo or does he only blog on britfeel now
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>>51790898
Probably Muhammad or Allah, considering how full of mudshits England is now
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>>51790898
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>>51791003
Where in the post does it say she was smiling at customers?

Have you considered gassing yourself?
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Wew lads, do you think I can get a small flat in London, in a non-Muslim area, for £200-250 pw ?

If possible just opposite a police station, for beheading prevention purposes .

Posting premium quality bunda as payment.
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>>51790898
Sherlock Holmes

>entered into everyday language
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>>51790898
Define "hero"
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>>51791029
Irish lad, do you know Cú Chulainn?
I guess he's famous in Ireland though
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>>51791052
I can't, it's a big open plan office and someone will see me.
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>>51791069

Nope, you need twice that
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having some fruit pastilles
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>>51791102
I hope you brought enough for all of us? Hmmm?
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>>51791069
>£250p/w
>London

Yeah maybe if you're willing to share a room with 7 illegals.
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>>51791087

Everybody knows Cu Chulainn and Irish mythology from when they are kids
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>>51791030
Lad, that's literally nice
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on this exact day in december 1949 my grandfather was killed in a car accident after being hit by a british railways lorry
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>>51790863
impossible
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>>51791102
Party time, go wild and have a can of Irn Bru too
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>>51790898
Sherlock Holmes maybe? He's more of an anti-hero though.
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>>51791099
>>51791125


How do you even buy food in London if you don't work for Goldman Sachs ?
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What are some british brands that are well known in yankland?
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>>51791087
Yeah, pretty big legend. Most people have at least heard of it. It's taught mostly in primary schools to 2nd or 3rd class though
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Really need to take a poo but the washroom is quite a distance and I don't want my stuff to get stolen.

Tricky business
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>>51791075
Really?
He's considered as a hero out there?
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>>51791172
Belle and Sebastian
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>>51791172
Rolls Royce is pretty famous
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>>51791069
Fuck no senpai.
Also we need more info
How many bedrooms?
Do you want a balcony?
For £280 pw you can get a 1 bedroom flat in Royal Arsenal, a nice, posh, gated type community that has its own security.
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>>51791171

social welfare and crime
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>>51791102
Can you put one in your mouth without chewing them?
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>>51791171
You don't buy food if you don't work for a big financial company. You bring it from home in a small plastic tub on your 90 minute commute from outer suburbia.
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One thing with 4chan X, when a thread is cross linked, is there any way to see how many posts that thread has in the hover preview? It works without 4chan X, bit of an odd thing to remove
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>>51791080
one who saved Britain or at least tried to
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>>51791172
Durex
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>>51791250

They dont have one of those
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>>51791248
Yeah it's just under the "see how many posts that thread has in the hover preview" option
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>>51791268
Maldives!
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>>51791132
Good
So you also know about Gae bolg?
The cursed lance
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>>51791207
>Also we need more info

1 bedroom, if possible a separate kitchen area.

I just don't want to get stabbed.

Ideally 30m2, but I'll settle for 20m2.

>>51791207

And thanks for the tip.

>>51791219
>>51791210


Pretty rough.
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>>51791250
Probs King Arthur or Churchill then
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>>51791268
Who the fuck are you?
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>>51791268
rare flag nice

>>me
did you guys miss me?
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andre villa boas to swansea pls
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>>51790898

Eddie the Eagle
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>>51791250
Churchill
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>>51790700
what's your take on taylor swift
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>>51791200
Well I was thinking "Hero" as in "protagonist". If you're talking hero in the generic "save everyone" sense of the word then I guess it really would be Arthur. Or maybe The Doctor? Haha
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Fit?
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really dont like the welsh tbqhwy
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>>51791161
Now I understood that brits consider him as a hero
That's very interesting because none of Japanese people would say so
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>>51791292
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-56477264.html

Here lad

I should let you know though, right next to (and I mean RIGHT NEXT TO) Royal Arsenal is Woolwich

Crime rate in RA is 3 in 1000 people per month
Literally across the road in Wollwich is 35 in 1000 per month
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>>51791332
A succubus who destroys the souls of gullible men to write shitty pop songs.
You know the album Red?
That was Ed Sheerans souls.
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Has any one here ever smashed a prozzie from Adultwork?
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>>51791332
not my cup of tea desu
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>>51791339
quite
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>>51791363
Why the fuck are you answering?
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>>51791302

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
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On the same subject, can anyone colour in red the areas where it's pretty much ISIS territory ?

As a public service to us johnny foreigners.
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>>51791182
wow, so your country has many works about him, am I right?
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>>51790898
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Lads, I propose anewa gimmick for people who we think are gay. So like "rasheed" for pakis and "rorke" for racists, we call benders "julian"
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>tea
>crumpets
>biscuits
>crisps
>fanny
>lad
>slag
>poof
>bollocks
>lorry
>cara
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBKnpyoFEBo

bashing out some tunes
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>>51791290

Yes. The subject is very extensive but I read about it many times as a kid https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_mythology
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>>51791386
because because
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>>51791282
Wanker
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>>51791394
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>>51791394
fuck off nigger. it's funny a brazilian asking which parts of the UK are safe to visit
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>>51791394
Eastwards.

Tower Hamlets and that way are lost
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>>51791281
r-really
How about King Arthur?
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>>51791284
Ireland! How are you doing today lad

>>51791313
UAE! Heard it was raining there?
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alri lads post "that" type of girl

you know which i mean
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just took such a massive pongy sticky shit that i literally had to just get in the shower because my pooey ass wasnt going away no matter how many times i wiped x
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>>51791339
>you will never ever fuck a girl anywhere near that level

Kinda gives me suicidal thoughts desu

What's even the point in life if you can't have what you desire?
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>>51791437
a little bit :)

how's the maldives?
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my gf

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449321950908.webm
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>>51791397
Yeah, here's a link with most of the famous ones but you'll still find more regional variations from locals if you ever visit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C%C3%BA_Chulainn
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Should I do a wank lads?
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>>51791406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHFQELfFthY
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>>51791295
Ah, churchill
most British people know excaliber then?
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>>51791422

If your mum had raised you well, you'd have been a nice chap such as >>51791353 over here, who was incredibly helpful.

>>51791418
>>51791429

Thanks.
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>>51791444
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>>51791394
i don't know much about London but I'm led to believe Hackney is rough and full of gangs but it looks pretty central london desu?
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>>51791394
Just stay in West London and you'll be fine
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>>51791481
Everyone knows who King Arthur is, and the basic story
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>>51791394
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>>51791444
she needs to get SLAVED
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>>51791432
Apparently defended England from the Saxon invasion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Arthur
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>>51791444
HOODAMN
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>>51791483
dont go running in any tube stations kek
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>>51791319
What did he do?

>>51791321
Looks like he's popular

>>51791338
Doctor?
what do you mean?

>>51791398
Literally who
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>tfw same age as t.swift

gettin old senpai
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>>51791527

Are brown areas Paki zones, and black areas dindu zones ?

>>51791524

Pretty helpful, thanks.

I'd guess some areas like Ickenham would be very cheap then, since it's far away.
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>>51791466
It's the rainy season right now. And because of some mini-hurricane near Ceylon the weather's pretty bad. Storms blow over quickly so it's fine tho
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>>51791585
You feeling twenty-two?
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>>51791481
Yeah pretty much.

>>51791564
That's "The Doctor" from a British TV show Doctor Who.
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>>51791591

Yes, though I made a mistake in the far west. basically the whole area around heathrow is ISIS
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>>51791535
go away ffs cunt
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>>51791608
how long is it rainy for?
is it sunny and happy the rest of the time?
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>>51791069
Hahahahahaha no

£1500 minimum
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>>51791585
i'm just under a month older than her tbqh
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>>51791564
>Doctor?
>what do you mean?
Doctor Who
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>>51791394
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>>51791409
Thanks a lot Irish lad
I didn't know he's that famous in Ireland
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>>51791627

>the whole area around heathrow is ISIS

Well shit, I need to find a flight that lands in Gatwick then.
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>>51791564
>Doctor
It's an English tv show https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Who
>>51791564
Why are you so interested in English/ Irish mythology Nipfriend?
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>>51791655
severely worrying tbf
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>>51791353
looks p comfy desu
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>>51791591
Just stay somewhere near a Tube station and you'll be fine
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>>51791657

Gatwick and luton are even worse tbqh
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>>51791655
>areas with more than 50%
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>>51791627
>Pakistanis
>Wimbledon, Putney and Kingston

Are you retarded? Don't post what you know fuck all about Paddy.
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Some matey just came to my work to look at the alarms and he fucking stank of those glass jars of tuna sandwich spread from Tesco
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>>51791664
He probably just finished watching Fate and now he's obsessed with Saber (and Lancer to a lesser degree)
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>>51791475
Thank you very much
I'll read it later
His name is a little difficult to spell tbqh lad
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>>51791690
My friend actually lives in the area.
The flats are real nice but the walls are thin AF.
When I visit I can hear people 2 floors up having sex
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>>51791655
jesus christ how horrifying
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>>51791633
It's cloudy for two months, rainy for three and a bit, (just estimating). And we have sunny days inbetween. For the other seven months we might have like four to five weeks without rain, and then a huge shower that lasts for two days, and then a semi-drought again.

The real bummer is that the internet gets slower when it rains LOL
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beefu
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>you will never move to some Northern brit town and shag local slags

blimey
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>>51791657
Yeah, Hounslow is shit. And where there's shit, there are Muslims.

>>51791744
All the white folk live in the rich enclaves like Kensington or out in the distant suburbs.
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>>51791525
Great
they teach you in primary school or something?
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>>51791655

If only this map was combined with one with streets and whatnot

Incredibly helpful nonetheless.

>>51791694

I don't know if you've been reading the news, but Tube stations aren't as safe as they once were.
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>>51791735
>ywn make a girl scream that loud in a sexual way
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Ha
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>>51791707

paki's and indians are the same, something the islam map does not tell you
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>>51791759
do you guys chill on the beach all day or no?
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>>51791533
This is gonna sound a little rude maybe but which is more popular, Arthur or Cú Chulainn?
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>>51791787
Aint even bothered desu
Not interested in girls lad.
I like cars and money.
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What we muslims on /int/ should embrace is the stereotypes that 4chan have about us. Don't be apologetic, don't be pathetic with #notallmuslim campaign.

Embrace it. Yes we are terrorists. Yes we will terrorize you. Yes we will invade your land with refugees. InshaAllah Europe will be muslim in the near future.

Neckbeard neets can only complain on 4chan. The leftist media is on our side. Edgy 4channers only dare to spout their hatred here on the internet, for they are pussies in real life while we muslims, we prepare to die for our deen.

Remember, convert their families, marry their daughters, put hijab on them and make sharia the law of the land in the whole of Europe.

Takbir ya ikhwan.
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Three qt girls tried to sit next to me at the lib

All 3 went away when the light switch didn't work for the carrell
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>>51791767
No. Our parents teach us
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>>51791834

arthur would be more well known
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had a dream last night in which i was stabbed by three different people on a shopping trip in newport
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fuck kevin durant
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>>51791834
Virtually nobody knows about Cu Chulainn despite him being neat.

Nobody knows much about the historical basis for King Arthur or even much about the legends themselves but he's still pretty popular.
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>>51791849
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
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>>51791621
I know him only by name
forgot what he was like though
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>>51791871
Can't believe the Raptors lost to meme curry
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>>51791564
>literally who
>who
ayy
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i've spent the past three hours preparing an epic banter post

i'll post it in the next thread

prepare yourselves
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This guy is just sitting at a desk drinking coffee, not even on his phone or a laptop
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>>51791834
Definately King Arthur especially if you consider that I have never met an English person who knows shit about Irish mythology
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>>51791851
I've been called a racist in real life for talking shit about muslims my man
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>>51791942
> Yank
> Banter

Fuck off desu lad
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>>51791806
Well I live in the capital city with no beach to speak of so I personally don't.

At my home island right now though, can confirm that people chill out on the harbour all day.

Weird as it may seem, most Maldivians don't actually like swimming or whatever. In fact, I'm pretty sure around 25% doesn't even know how to swim.
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>>51791650
Thank you rare flag? lad

>>51791664
That Canada lad is right
It's really interesting to know about foreign mythology

>>51791859
That's more wonderful tbqh
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>>51791987
you're going to get banned for this la
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>>51791987
>littlebritboyinasharianeighborhood.gif
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>>51791990
is it common for people to move around islands?

the UAE sounds so boring in comparison desu
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>>51791987
edgy, you're a badass dude!
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wew lads nearly forgot about my cup of tea

rookie mistake
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>>51791860
Even in Ireland?

>>51791877
that't because excaliber is too cool I guess

>>51791908
Then he's dr. Who
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>>51792011
>That's more wonderful tbqh
Your too easy to troll mate.

We were taught about King Arthur at school
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-u9XWmRbyc
had a giggle
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DID RASHEED DO ANOTHER STABBING?!
DID HE?!

WWIII

RACE WAR NOW
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i woud berry my dick so far in her arse whoever pulled it out woud b crowned the new king arthur
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oz out
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Lads, how many of you are chavs ?
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Its a bit rainy up north lads.
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>>51792127
I come from a chavvy area but I'm not a chav thank god.
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Need to radicalise the moderates lads
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Finally got a date with that qt lad at the library
wish me luck lads x
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>>51792114
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>>51792169
on your cross
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>>51792169
good luck lad!
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>>51792070
What was that for...;_;
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>>51792127
Chavs wouldn't be on 4chan, mate
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>>51792163
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>>51791313
>did you guys miss me?
no 2bh
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>>51792169
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how to meet ppl
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>>51792024
Yeah almost everybody lives in the capital and moves back to their home island for the holidays

And UAE isn't boring haha, you have great food and great shopping and great internet. I went to Dubai Mall around six months back and I was just blown away by how much of everything there was
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>>51792127
Don't think I'm a chav.

I speak in a coherent dialect
I don't drink or smoke
Don't live in a council house
Don't even own a baseball cap

My sister is a chav though. Pregnant at 18. Out on the piss every night. Works in Tesco.
Our parents were very unlucky, a chav and an autismo.
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might start playing FM again
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>>51792229
Because I thought it was obvious that the tales of King Arthur are taught at school.
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might go back to being an arrogant student again next year
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>>51792298
you aint no chav bruv
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>Northerners btfo by rain
>Flooded out of their hovels
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>>51792287
>go outside
>talk to people
>?????
>friends
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lenin was the second coming of christ
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This little Japanese dude is the cutest, I want to read him stories of King Arthur and Cu Chulainn. Maybe I can get him into more Irish folklore like Diarmuid.
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>>51790676
i like british twinks
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The song that goes like apple bottom jeans boots with the hurr
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>>51792298

As far as I know, Southerners are either posh twats or chavs. I suppose I'll know better once I get there.

Already looking forward to debating SJW faggots at Uni.
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>>51792362
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>>51792353
>Kekbria
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>>51792387
that looks fucking glorious lad
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>>51792291
once you're done with malls tho there is nothing.

i wanna lounge on a harbor all day
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>>51792353
Kekkin desu senpai
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>>51792370
;)
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>>51792387
Looks nice, except for the olives.
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>>51792387

I'd eat it.
I wish junk food wasn't so good.
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>Already looking forward to debating SJW faggots at Uni.
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>>51792271
hey unilad
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>be me waiting at the bus stop
>see this girl eyeing me
>accidentally look at her then she starts talking to me
>asking me questions, trying to get to know me
>just reply with "yea, yea, yea"
>bus comes, she sits at the front expecting me to sit next to her
>I sit at the back
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>>51792414
>>51792402
Fucking, kek, they're such eternal victims.

"WEHR WUZ DEHVID CAMMERUN, EE AINT FLUDDED OWT OF IS OWSE IS EH?"
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>>51792356

>going up to strangers and just talking to them

literal sociopath
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>>51792356
I think the ????? is "just be yourself"
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>>51792387
looks like a lasagne for actual peasants
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>>51792493
FONT
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>>51792493
Wish someone would talk to me t b h
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Just found out I'm actually not human lads how do I cope
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>>51792370
same

actual pic of me
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>>51792387
why does american food always look so manufactured? I don't know what it is, but the packaging or something completely turns me off american food

that big bag of grated cheese looks nasty
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Haven't had sex for nearly 2 years, feel like I'm starting to go a bit mental because of it tbqhwyf
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>>51792552

this

unfortunately my good looks intimidate qts
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>>51792515
Could be, doesn't work for me though
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>>51792356
Literally a normalfag going >go out and talk to people! don't forget to jus b urself :^)
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>>51792564
If that's actually you, you need to end your life immedietly. No one wants you, we're all disgusted by you. Just die.
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>>51792546
>>51792552
>giving roasties the satisfaction
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Are any of your lads actually happy in life?
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>>51792546
yes good we have missed this
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>>51792370
What about Cornish femboys? :3
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>>51792456

I'm a third world refugee who identifies as a gender-fluid

>thinking I'm white just because I look white

Fucking shitlord.


I'll shit up the leftist societies from the inside senpai.
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>>51792610
Waiting for it to all come together lad
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>>51792610
High as a kite lad.
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>If that's actually you, you need to end your life immedietly. No one wants you, we're all disgusted by you. Just die.
.
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I'm a muslim bruv
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>unfortunately my good looks intimidate qts
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>>51792610
>It'll get better soon!
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Lads:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IvUHodpLBM
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Normies in
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>>51792777
Waheyyy
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>>51792699
>>51792581
>>51792578
>>51792564
>>51792777
FONT
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>>51792758
I wuz born in da wrong generation
music was better in the 50s!!!
like dis if u agree
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is this the best new christmas song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVL0EDgftKk

>4:09
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>>51792758
Oh, I love this song.
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>>51792610
Not really but I'm working hard to change it.
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girl complimented me on the size of my willy lads
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>>51792610
Yes desu. My life is shit, but I'm still happy.
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>>51792610
waiting for my real life to begin
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>>51792901
#5.5average
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>tfw you will never have this much charisma
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEVVyfYQ5YE

choon lads
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Abnormies out
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>>51792837
>new
>christmas songs

Everything besides the traditionals and the remixes of traditionals is shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vNcGlM8O3I
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>>51792961
>saying naughty words = charisma
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>>51792943

i felt i was average desu, but she was very impressed.

we didn't have sex though.
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reckon I could beat up Tyson Fury tbqh
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>>51792837
>>51792982

>not the Pogues
Lads
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>>51793016
doubt it mate
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miss her tbqhwy lads, she left Australia and now lives in Portsmouth

don't know what to do tbf
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>>51793002

>imlpying all based capaldi has is naughty words
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>>51793006
>she was impressed by my cock
>didn't have sex
Not enough British slang in the world to meme you right now lad, gonna need some Scottish, Irish and Australian collaboration for this one.
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>>51793027
SHANEY BOYY
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>>51793042
He really needs to leave that guitar gimmick to die, really leaves a bad taste in the mouth la
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Guy just said to me "reek the benefits"
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>>51793040
call her pompey scum
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>want to go out and make friends
>don't want to get /fit/
>tried martial arts and it was the worst experience of my life
>qt grills have commented on my good looks but they were complete strangers and I was too nervous and shy to ask them out
what do, lads?
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>>51793064

He actually can play guitar and was even in a punk rock band with craig ferguson when he was a youngun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P7e3PMear0
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>>51793006
>>51793054
Hahhahahahhah what a shit cunt
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>>51792982
I used to think that until I found that, TSO, SS and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305viYB-G1U

(most of the tunes on that retro promenade album are shit except that one imo)
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>>51793054
Call him a weapon
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>>51793054
"you fucking ballroot"
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>>51793027
>new
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>>51793054
>Not enough British
>gonna need some Scottish

Wew lad.
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>>51792982
Newsflash: The traditional songs are even worse.
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>>51793102
Stop being gay
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>>51790898
Action Man
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>>51793042
>Yamaha Samurai

He even has good taste in guitars
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>>51793152
Relatively yes
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>>51793156
Consider suicide
or conversion to islam
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>>51793054
>ye're a fuckin' spoof
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>>51793042
might rewatch the thick of it tbqh
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>>51793188
9/11 is history now lad
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Wish I had the guts to browse 4chan on my computer in public instead of curling over my phone hoping nobody sees me posting here
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>>51793189
Name a good Christmas song.
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Could one of you chaps pop over to their office and ask who made Battletoads?

It's my favorite game of all time, but it has no credits. I sent an e-mail asking but never got a response.
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>>51790676
This company made some of the best games of my childhood. Totally based guys.
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>>51793220
That one off of that bird off of X Factor,came out two years ago maybe?
Not bad
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>>51793220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N75uHGLaJnQ
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>>51793158
The greatest hero of them all!
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just watched return of the king
cried loads when everyone bows to t'hobbits at the end and when frodo leaves middle earth
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Poo

That's right I said it

Brown rectum mush
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Christmas is the best
THE
BEST
time of year

If you disagree you should get the fuck out the western society.
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>White Women
Not even once
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>>51793198

good idea lad
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>>51793283
>tfw you shared the load
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Would you get in?
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>>51793302
Was actually pooing when I read this
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>>51793315
fuck off insensitive yank im very emotionally delicate right now ive got no time for your idiot jokes
>>
This is the best Christmas song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HkJHApgKqw
Disagree and you are a paki.
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>>51793334
I know
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>>51793277
You know it
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remember to poo in loo
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>>51793357
brrrrum pum pa pa pum brum pum pa pa pum brum pum pa pa pum brraaaa pa pum
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>>51793283
The Hobbit films were so wank in comparison.
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>>51793158
oh shit, I always thought Action Man was American. He seems the "FREEDOM AND EAGLES YEAH" type of hero.
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When did these threads become the shitposting general?
When was the last time a productive discussion happened on /brit/?
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>>51793357
Not very cultural diverse
3/10
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>>51793438
>productive discussion
>on the internet
>>
>Action Man was GI Joe renamed for the British market because GI is an American term
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>>51793357
what a dirge
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>>51793438
All the time. Most people don't notice because they are just looking for things to complain about.
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>4chan police is here to tell everybody to tone it down

Oz out
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Alri lads?
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>>51793311
Mate I don't know what it's like where you live but over here the weather is atrocious at christmas. Summer is much better tbqh
>>
Azusa
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>>51793498
Yeah she's P. good.
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>>51793400
the first 2 were such letdowns and i was so excited for the 3rd one because of the war sequence but it was just cgi bollocks and le golas stunts
spent most of the film exchanging disparaging looks with my bf (best friend)
lotr combat was so much more satisfying & grounded

>>51793438
willy poo bum fart
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>>51793311
>having a holiday literally stolen by a company and made it more sjw friendly
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>>51793536
Hiroyuki
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Got tinder lads
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Meme? LE MEMAY meme meme meme meet meme meme meme
>>
my flags are broken
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>>51793562
What company?
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>>51793572
Ritsu
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>>51793562
There's still no other holiday that completely takes over a whole month and gets people thinking about it like proper Crimbo
>>
Just remembered that a few years ago I had sex with a girl and I pissed on her after I came
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>>51793616
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>>51793627
Bonfire night.
>>
I GOT BALLS OF STEEL
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>>51793662
Literally happens within the first week of November and then everyone's talking about Christmas
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>>51793648
FYI Coca Cola piggybacked onto the publicity of the holiday not the other way round.

t. Western Anthropologist
>>
On my way
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l miss Rare
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>>51792578
2.5 year here

s m h t b h f a m
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>>51793648
Wait, what did coca cola do to make it SJW friendly?
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Reminder that Zoroastrianism is the only way
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@oliviasinclairx: English boys have the most reekin patter man, call me senpai one more time n see how quick ye get patched ya wee fuckin spiceboy juggernaut x
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>>51793752
Santa is black, disabled and gay now.
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WALMART DID THIS
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>>51793627
ramadan
>>
yik yak is like 4chan with gps
i bet they all use 4chan as well
fucking normalingtonbots
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>>51793752
take away the blackfacing and put elfs and reindeers instead
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>>51793767

dead religion

Islam tbqh
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>>51793804
>>51793804
>>51793804
>>51793804
>>51793804
New Thread
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>>51793617
Ricchan t.b.h famalan
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