anime pussy edition
pakis out
cara
boipussi > anime pussy
I like anime
business idea: grindr for curious straight lads. call it /brit/
hi who is this?
>>51793804
Kill yourself
Happy birthday Hyeyeon!
Ritsu
>>51793850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE
>want to go out for a nice night-time walk
>it's raining and windy
>>51793871
it's me who is this?
>>51793850
REALLY GOOD POST
>>51793857
Amazing idea m8, love it.
Been up for 22 hours now
>>51793804
Anime [spoiler] Bums?
really hate my family's normie friends and despise going out with them
selfish backstabbers
fuck me lads i've been neet for 3 months
i see how it becomes years now
Abnormies out
First for based capaldi
>>51794018
we;re sedentary creatures
Azusa
>>51793958
Walking the rain is relaxing as fuck. Especially at night.
Snow is even better.
fuck me lads i'm a virgin at 22
i can see how people become wizards now
>>51794024
Problem solved.
Just be happy all time :))
>>51794018
6 months now. Feels a lot longer, I fucking hate this.
>>51794035
nice webm
>>51794018
>>51794098
I miss being a neet
Retail jobs suck dick
>>51794035
why is he holding his guitar like someone who can't play guitar?
Test
>>51794107
thanks :))
I made it myself
>>51794077
At least you're immortal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpgQSbwnWD0
>>51794129
where do ya work lad
>>51793888
no
Got a message from a girl just saying my name.
need a shit desu
who here /enjoysthelightanalstimulationashitprovides/ ?
>>51794132
I'll take "Things Europeans Don't Have in their Bodies" for $500, Alex.
>>51794208
My forehead on the left.
>>51793973
Want him to squat on my face desu
>>51793804
ls that even an anime? lt looks American
>>51794252
gay
>>51794253
The answer is "small metal projectiles launched by firearms". What is the question?
What are some good British crime films?
>>51794253
Rasheed
>>51794189
Dublin in a busy department store
>>51794077
fight it you spaz
>>51794334
sweet sixteen
its the best and most realistic 2bh
>>51794252
Best post you've made
>>51794252
its what I live for
Chest feels empty and I feel like crying all of a sudden lads.
>>51794472
Someone stole your heart
>>51794472
*hugs u*
>>51793804
>>51793850
>>51793855
>>51793901
>>51794077
>>51794195
Literal pathetic worms, gas yourselves
>>51794427
>>51794471
utter la's right here.
even though holding it in hurted I really wanted to just hold the highlight of my day in a bit more
>>51793911
https://youtu.be/eOJ0CIZ_J5Q
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanse lotion.
In the shower, I use a water-activated gel celanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and make you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
>>51794248
lel
who /thechase/ here?
>>51794535
>>51794535
>tfw two of those are me
>(you)
Just had to reject going out with friends to Glasgow because of work.
Nearing the breaking point.
>>51794589
Why do all The Chasers look like fat librarians?
>>51794589
Good lad.
By the way Pointless is a shit programme mainly due to Alexander Armstrong who is an unfunny smug annoying twat.
(You) 4 (You) get it while it's hot
>>51794609
>jiff
fuck off
>>51794567
Isis desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAP4xSYLc84
>>51794646
Did ye aye?
>>51794675
(You) me up blud
>>51794675
here pls
had half a leg of lamb in the freezer for about a month, what can i do with it?
Sup lads. I found this Irish passport today whilst going out for a walk. What do?
>>51794680
Essay due in two hours
>>51794652
that northern lass does a little
>>51794745
burn it
@51794725
@51794741
sorry got to run
>>51794745
Draw dicks in it
>>51794745
guess you're Irish now
That's similar to how I became Irish
lads, what's a good kids game for xbox one?
>>51794821
boku no pico
>had day off work today
>wasted it on Fallout 4
>back to work tomorrow
got a few screws i need to get out but it's a weird star shape and not a cross or a line
how to lasds
>>51794872
use your teeth you daft cunt
Lads, how come nobody seems to understand the difference between the Old and New Testament? Do they do it on purpose? Is it just a meme?
>>51794821
Rare collection
>>51794859
not wasted imo
>>51794872
use a really strong magnet
>>51794916
do you have one? i can drive over
haxball?
>>51794821
Black Ops III
>>51794938
nah but i've got an assortment of screwdrivers
>>51794821
Halo 5
>>51794910
he's got that. i'm trying to convince him to play conker's bad fur day
>>51794985
come on lad, be serious
>>51794901
Most people have never read any of either
they are both in the same book and understanding the Old Testament helps in understanding the developments of the New one.
people lie to make a point.
>everything on social media suggests that the west is left-wing, loves diversity, posts and comments on FB, Twitter, YouTube all suggest that the youth of today are all very progressive
>most polls and voting patterns ranging from news sites to papers to actual elections show that right-wing, even far-right parties are rising and becoming more popular with the public, and conservatism seems to be well liked in some circles
what's happening?
are we doomed or are we waking up?
>>51794872
Stick an elastic bad over the head of the screw and just use a flat screwdriver. Worked for me.
>>51795033
>implying anyone other than children/manchildren play COD
>>51795090
most people aren't stupid enough to advertise themselves to the vocal minority
>>51794872
Hope it doesn't look like this or you're FUCKED lad.
At least you don't have square heads (Robertson screws, a CANADIAN invention and used in every fucking piece of furniture here ever)
>>51795090
social media isn't that telling honestly
people in general are becoming more extreme, both left and right.
its mostly young people since older baby boomers vote for the established Tory-Whig divide exclusively.
>>51795096
now i have an elastic band with 2 holes in it
>>51795211
You did it wrong then lad.
Emily
>be me
>go on haxball as 'lisicki's lover'
>insta-banned from most british rooms
am I really that dislikeable?
>>51794872
if it's got 6 points it's just a different type of screwhead
raz down B+Q and buy some drillbits lads
>>51795281
you were deliberately scoring own goals the last time i played with you
It's pretty depressing going through the facebook profiles of people I went to school with.
All the ugy girls are now hot
All the hot girls are now single mothers
>>51795281
yes
J O E
O
E
remember playing haxball in lessons t b h
http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~21927150063a3f4dda19f0afa9656966976cfef3bd2ad0ae1ab40fe6fd773e4f0&pass=1
guess the pw
doing a jealousy
>It's gonna be you with egg left on your face Sean.
BANTER
Hows the flag collecting going lads?
>tfw Indonisia finally shows up
>tfw got the isle of man yesterday too
>>51795468
it's 191cm
sorry. thought the title was on display
>>51795531
https://www.flag-sprites.com/
>>51795531
hello reddit
>>51795531
You're the only flag I need lad.
>>51795167
Maybe an Allen key would work in this type.
>>51795583
>Maybe an Allen key would
That's a Torx motherfucker, you ain't getting that shit out without a Torx head.
Trust me, I've tried.
>>51795565
Thats cheating
>>51795568
Epic
>>51795531
Haven't got a new flag in like a year
>>51795531
This bad boy posted today
>>51795653
>Thats cheating
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
M
>>51795744
that's from azeroth
>>51795344
>friend from school
>haven't seen him since high school
>I took FF7 to his house once
>He kept saying it was boring, we should play something else
>played up until air buster then turned it off
>flash forward 16 years
>"FF7 REMAKE, HYPE HYPE HYPE"
fuck you stephen, you always had shit taste
>>51795033
Kids love COD though
lisicki you spaz
>>51795762
But whats the point of collecting if you can get them straight away?
Also where would Kazakhstan go Middle East, or Asia
>>51795859
Could go for a burger right now
I have patties but no buns right now, and no good condiments/toppings atm
>>51795744
Got that yesterday desu, and North Korea too
Do you lads actually go out and "collect" your flags by browsing around the boards just looking for them?
I don't, I just go to the normal places I'm at and if I see a flag I don't have, then I'll save it. But I don't actively hunt them out. I feel like it's better that way.
>>51795951
what the hell are you talking about?
Garlic mayo is a literal meme sauce
commit sewer side
>>51795762
only an autist would be collecting them in the first place
>>51795951
mostly but i sometimes look in /carib/ now and then
anime
reminder that i got a job at next
>>51795936
n. korea must be a proxy though?
>>51795951
when NK first posted on /sp/ i did actively go to that thread, but otherwise, no I don't go hunting for them
Would very much like a gf
>>51795995
YOU'RE A MEME SAUCE
>>51795925
>tfw when restaurants here try to be american and use monterrey jack on their burgers
fuckd my back up today
going to skive work tomorrow
almost got run over today
>>51796037
Yeah more than likely, most of the rare ones are like >>51795744
>>51796072
It's shit tier
>>51796084
I'll try harder next time.
>yfw a super rare becomes not rare at all because everybody links to it across all the boards
literally most pointless game ever
>>51796102
daft cunt
learn the right of way
>>51796072
Why would you put a fish finger in a burger?
Thinking back on those 5 or so opportunities I was given to take the normiepill early in the year. Wondering how different my life would be right now if I'd taken the pill even just once.
>>51796134
It won't be "nearly", in future.
>>51794745
>that shadow on the passport
>>51796084
once at school a teacher almost ran me over and they did an entire assembly about road safety because of it was just sitting there the entire time like this is a bit awks hahaha what am i like x
>>51796157
just reported your license plate to the fed mate, you are going down
>>51796157
By which I mean "almost". COuld do with a sleep.
>>51796194
glad u're ok haha xx
>>51796197
*crashes through your wall to stop you*
>>51796154
no different
I put on my Normie form all the time but I can hold it only for so long before I start to break down and revert to my true form.
>it's ALMOST 2016
>Scotland STILL isn't a country
Benefits of becoming an independent country
1. New flag for us to collect.
2. You can shitpost under your own flag instead of borrowing the Union Muhammad.
Me and the lads
Why do rasheeds love white coloured cars so much?
Should I sign up for interpals/culturepals whatever it is lads? is it worth it for a bit of fun?
feeling a bit (read:horribly) nauseous haha
>>51796283
no I'm fine thanks
>>51796308
Their cars can be what they never will.
>>51796283
Sc*tland
>>51796288
me in the back
>>51796312
yeah
I would if I wasn't so socially monged
>tfw you will never be good looking or smart
only get one life to live and I fucked it right out the gate lads haha
What we muslims on /int/ should embrace is the stereotypes that 4chan have about us. Don't be apologetic, don't be pathetic with #notallmuslim campaign.
Embrace it. Yes we are terrorists. Yes we will terrorize you. Yes we will invade your land with refugees. InshaAllah Europe will be muslim in the near future.
Neckbeard neets can only complain on 4chan. The leftist media is on our side. Edgy 4channers only dare to spout their hatred here on the internet, for they are pussies in real life while we muslims, we prepare to die for our deen.
Remember, convert their families, marry their daughters, put hijab on them and make sharia the law of the land in the whole of Europe.
Takbir ya ikhwan
>>51796308
because they all buy the same generic shit like the knobs they are and white is a posh colour because its hard to keep clean and shiny
>>51794745
someone has been looking for this for months
>>51796363
>>51796363
I am too, even online but fuck it I've got nothing to lose anyway
>>51796283
yet I can pretend to be a paki-loving englander with the union jack.
>>51796402
>Waa waa give me attention
fuck off monaco
>>51796410
White is trashy on a car though
>>51794745
hand it in to the local authorities/embassy
include a note about how someone once handed your passport in and it meant you could see your dad one last time before he died
wind up on the front page of reddit
>>51796455
its a popular colour now since nearly every fucking car is white and looks the same from what I can see
nearly every car here is a white NotSUV, like one of those pussy light SUVs that's basically a glorified van.
>>51796194
My school teacher ran over my brother, I told her during safety week lmao
>>51796384
neither of those things are your fault though so you didn't fuck it up
Anyone else had this happen to them?
>>51796562
All the time.
>>51796562
me_irl
>>51796588
5 willies
>>51796588
Is that an acceptable use of "bare"?
>>51796632
yeah its bare good usage
>>51796588
reeeeeeeeee
>>51796562
happen to bredda today he say imma finna chill this sidekick house wit old swivel mamma on fire bredda
What are the decent places in the UK to live? Everywhere my company wants to send me is fucking crawling with chavs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgm14D1jHUw
lmao
evenin lads
>>51796702
Edinburgh
>>51796702
west country
>>51796702
CHESHIRE
might just play video games until i go to sleep desu
>>51796780
what games?
really chuffed that vicky won i'm a celeb lads
good girl
Played through stronghold again for the first time in a decade. I can't believe I used to struggle against the pig lads.
>>51796072
Why are there two top buns?
>>51796800
fallout or endless legend
might even buy the new just cause, looks quite fun but not sure if its worth £40
Need crimbo present ideas lads.
Brother, 13
Sister, 15
Sister, 29
>>51796809
From Geordie shore she seems like a horrible person but tbf she absolutely beautiful
>>51796858
what are the budgets?
also
>that age distribution
wew
prefer it when yanks reply to me than Canadians tbqh
>>51796858
are your sisters hot?
>>51796841
which fallout?
just woke up HAHAHAHAHAHA
kill me
>>51796831
He's a cvckold, you're supposed to just put the McChicken meat in between the Dbl Cheeseburger patties.
I throw my spare buns in the fridge and make them into a Grilled Cheese when I'm hungry again later.
Can't let any part of the McDonalds go to waste, just like my ancestors did with Buffalo.
>>51796858
>Sisters
Chocolates
>Brother
Some video game he's been banging on about for the past few months
Sorted
>>51796943
4 or new vegas
you decide
>>51796858
either of your sisters fit?
>>51796952
If you hang around the tube long enogh someone probably will
@51796898
Alri
>>51796976
>>51796981
Love NV, haven't played 4 yet. Is 4 any good?
>>51796893
i know lad
really happy for her
Essay due in one hour
>>51797009
Books maybe?
>>51797031
weapons no longer degrade so you don't get that "I'll save the last few shots of this gun for later when I really need it" sort of ting. aside from that it's great
>>51797031
Vegas is better but 4 is pretty solid
>>51797031
the combat is very good
the gun/armour customisation is quite good
companions are pretty good
story is meh
skill system is shit
I have faith modders will fix it, and its still decent at the moment, just not as good as its hype before release
does anyone else have a problem with socks getting holes in the heels really early?
i'm not sure if it's because i'm moving around often or because i'm buying shite quality socks
also where can i buy cheap socks?
>"One of the most shameful nights of my life was the night my brother brought home Helena. Busty, tight arse, blowjob lips. Everything. Literally everything I dream about every night.
>He fucked her. He fucked her in front of his virgin little brother. In every which way he could, and took his time doing it. His blue eyes staring into mine looked like that of a corpse's.
>Yet at that moment he was experiencing pleasure I knew that I never could.
>At one point she stopped sucking (Complete with the horrendous, loud sound of suction being cut off), and said with the uttermost of venom in her strong Brooklyn accent: "what the fuck is wrong with you"?
>"I don't know .." I replied.
>My admittedly rather well endowed brother then bent her over and took her from behind .. vaginal. The stare continued, a haunting expression of what to this day I still am still not sure what of. Although I do suffer from Asperger's Syndrome, I do believe that even the most emotionally capaple human being would have trouble reading it.
>She screamed and moaned and slowly called his name in a rather erotic manner. It was then that I became aroused, and then it suddenly hit me properly: here I stood, with an erection, watching my atheist degenerate brother enjoying this young maidan. I knew life would never be the same.
>>51797148
Do you walk on your heels?
muzzies are attacking poundland now
>>51797148
haha
>all that welfare
SCROUNGERS OUT
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>51797116
>The combat is very good
It's the exact same as before except VATS doesn't freeze time anymore and the guns have better sounds.
>Gun/armour customisation is quite good
I'd count this if there wasn't 5 types of weapons in the game.
>Companions are pretty good
All very forgettable and mostly retarded, as per usual with Bethesda's AI.
>story is meh
May as well not be there.
>Skill system is shit
It's not an RPG anymore. It's an FPS with perks.
There's only so much modders can do. Just look at Skyrim. It was rotten at its core and ultimately unsalvageable.
>his family isnt of catholic background
>>51796858
For your brother maybe something football or game related or both, as for the 15 year old sister, whatever all her friends at school have got I'm guessing. Older sister I'm not really sure
here's what I'm getting mine if it's inspiration
Sister, 12: tickets to see Little Mix
Brother, 19: a new coat
Brother, 29: just a bottle of whisky and mainly stuff for my nephew
>>51797090
>>51797111
>>51797116
Yeah I heard it's much more like 3 than NV which is a bit of a shame. Still can't wait to get it though.
>>51797236
>Falling for IDS's propaganda
>>51797263
she's in a gothic phase, BVB and Asking Alexandria
he doesn't care for sports
they're both glued to screens all the time, their world begins and ends with the internet
Why is the BBC trying to destroy Christianity today
>>51796759
That doesn't seem too bad.
I'm just looking for something posh preferably in a very big city so I won't get bored. Some previous cities I lived and liked are Amsterdam, Tokyo, and Seoul
Hi lads
>>51797263
Why does everyone have such age gaps between siblings?
mine are 2 years either side of me. Fuck growing up with no-one even vaguely your age to play with
Remember when you had to ask mummy to open the apple juice?
You ain't no Muslim bruv, you ain't no Muslim
Benders
Do you enjoy giving head?
>>51797067
Maybe start
i have a headache
>>51797385
alri
>>51797420
ye was about 5 mins ago why
>>51797448
Depends, r u qt?
>>51797349
get her clothes or perfume, something generic
get him a video game
