Ginger edition
cara
Maisie
>tfw ginger male
Doing a think about what to have for tea.
>>51799000
anifagg
>>51799047
have you seen Brooklyn?
>>51799051
tfw
used to be a lot more though
Happy birthday Hyeyeon!
>>51799000
impressive
https://vine.co/v/i7gjIwvm1Lb
SCOTTTTTTTIIIIISHHHHHHH RESSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIISTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAANNNNNCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE
>>51799081
Not yet, I don't like going the cinema so it might be a while before I get a chance to see it
OFFICIAL GRILL HAIR COLOUR POWER RANKINGS
1. Brunette
2. Ginger
3. Blonde
91. Black
901. Grey
9000035. Memecolours (green, blue etc)
What do you think of Italian women? This one is married to PewdiePie
http://www.wikifeet.com/Marzia_Bisognin
>>51799000
how much per hour?
>>51799000
top edition
>>51799067
I had macaroni cheese 2bh
>CBRN substances have been carried undetected into the European Union
http://www.europarl.europa.eu/RegData/etudes/BRIE/2015/572806/EPRS_BRI(2015)572806_EN.pdf
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/624620/Warning-ISIS-Daesh-chemical-weapons-attack-West
http://www.nato.int/docu/Review/2015/ISIL/ISIL-Nuclear-Chemical-Threat-Iraq-Syria/EN/index.htm
http://www.haaretz.com/world-news/1.679118
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/09/isis-seizes-chemical-weapons-plant-muthanna-iraq
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/620801/ISIS-chemical-attack-UK-nerve-gas-intelligence-officials-believe
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/b6c721d1beb34b989bf46aa101cf361a/iraqi-us-officials-working-produce-chemical-weapons
http://nypost.com/2015/11/18/isis-threatens-nyc-in-new-propaganda-video/
http://english.alarabiya.net/en/media/digital/2015/05/18/-Countdown-to-zero-hour-ISIS-supporters-on-Twitter-post-Italy-threats.html
And ISIS is only JV.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1he0Wi2lEYG
![1407870416160[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IxLYh8Z.jpg "1407870416160[1].jpg")
>>51799051
>>51799113
Blond is best
>>51799114
>What do you think of Italian women? This one is married to PewdiePie
I don't
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02jqmnDk87b
>>51799114
she was hot until I heard her voice
mother of god
>>51799113
Top tier taste. Brunette with green eyes is the goat.
tried talking to the cute Finnish girl at Uni today and completely blundered
feel like an autist 2bh
>>51799148
>swedish flag
go back to somalia
>>51799167
there's nothing wrong with foot love
>londonshits
Lads, what can I do if I literally need to move out of my parents house, but can't afford to until next year
>>51799196
well she's finnish so probably used to that
>>51799230
go live with your grandparents thats what id do x
>standing on side-street waiting for friend
>ex-gf walks past on the main road
>she doesnt see me
Day ruined
>>51799113
I shall have to disagree with that
1. Brunette
2. Black
3. Ginger
91. Blonde
901. Grey
This is better
>>51799227
that girl is qt
What's for dinner lads?
I'm having grilled chicken breasts, brown rice and broccoli with some memesauce from tescos
>>51799230
get a job
>>51799263
Can't, they live like 200 miles away
>>51799167
delete this.
>>51799230
sell your boipucci
>>51799277
>Ex-gf
idktf
>>51799230
>>51799263
Is this what it's like being <25 in the UK? Sounds pathetic.
>>51799263
>living with your grandparents
>having to hear the same fucking stories ever.single.day
don't think I could live with that
>>51799292
chicken stir fry
>>51799302
I have a job
>>51799277
>ex-gf
piss of
>>51799314
then youre pretty much fucked lad hahaha x
>>51799345
love my grandparents lad and love their stories fuck off you inconsiderate little cunt x
Who /BombayMix&Beer/ here?
So fucking good
>>51799345
I lived with my grandparents for two months and was subjected to the noise of them having old people sex through the paper thin walls every night.
Never again.
>>51799336
Fuck off oap
If this girl is british, then why does she wear clothes with the American flag?
Lads set your location to John o' groats and talk to me on yikyak please
>>51799368
get a better job then
>>51799316
say no more senpai
>>51799332
>>51799371
I didnt fuck her so im not normie yet 3bh
>>51799430
tom
would you ?
>>51799428
xx
>>51799392
because it's 2015 and people are allowed to wear what they want to wear
>go to america
>get shot
These 2 fellers offer to douse your chips in gravy. What do you do?
>>51799392
That's a man
>>51799477
>go to britain
>get stabbed
I love you all
>>51799516
You can't get stabbed, lad, all the knives are in bins.
>>51799459
beat her head in with a crowbar?
yes
looks like a mixed race crack addict
Gf just sent me this lads.
>>51799506
nah it's a grill
>>51799495
Moment on the lips lifetime on the hips
Lmao some bird on my facebook just posted
"I wish tinder forced guys to put their height in their bio #catfished"
lmao. The memes are true.
>>51799477
Was there another shooting today? Flags were at half mast
>>51799563
That's the joke.png
>>51799563
iktfb
>>51799530
gf sent me this haha
>be american
>get shit
>>51799530
alri
>>51799530
>>51799530
Literally stealing my gimmick
JUST finished my essay and handed it in online with 20 minutes to spare
Come on help me out please
you can only pick one
>>51799495
Tell them if they don't piss off I'll get Magnet and Steel on them
>>51799662
The cameraman.
gf just sent me this lads
>>51799597
>be brit
>get arrested for asking a paki to not rape his daughter
>>51799662
the one with the silly face x
EEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAGH
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK
BUWOWUWBEWEW BUWOWUWBEWEW BUWOWUWBEWEW BUWOWUWBEWEW BUWOWUWBEWEW BUWOWUWBEWEW BUWOWUWBEWEW BUWOWUWBEWEW
>>51799144
i'll believe it when it happens
me patting my gf on the head
>>51799662
One of the balloons to make my pubes stand up haha
>office where I work has been put into super hot winter mode.
Why the fuck are buildings always kept too warm reeeeee
>>51799662
the fat one all the way to the right. I bet she'll let me put it in her bumhole, tbqh lads
>>51799713
It will happen and when it does
#notallmuslims
#illridewithyou
*howls*
MAJESTIC...
>>51799765
because the cold it sexist
>>51798370
>First date: 6 mouths
kinky bitch
sorry for my late reply i was doing a big poo
i still have a headache
Hi "mates", I've having a bit of a problem. you see, I fancied my neighbor's house so while he was at work I moved some of my extended family in. he had the gall to try and evict them when he got home, I explained that as they'd grown to like the place that would be quite rude. we even took a vote, it came out seven to one in our favor. ever had a similar conflict? how do I resolve it?
FIRE IN THE PARK
LET'S GO
>a degree in machine operation
would love to suck on these chebs desu
>think women are inferior because they are
>treat them as such because of this belief
how do i treat women better, lads?
>>51799828
Do you plebs listen to anything other than 'shut up' and 'that's not me'
fucking s m h
>>51799392
>Go on Yik Yak
>Arrogant students saying how shit yik yak is here compared to at their uni
REEEEEEEE
>>51799690
Why?
Has she now left you and decided to live in another country to be as far away from you as possible; which is why you took this picture from one of her social media sites?
>>51799825
take some paracetamol xx
>>51799824
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=104413654
anyone else get uncontrollable hiccups after eating?
>>51799894
rari workout as well senpai :^)
>>51799909
very good idea x
>>51799851
lovely baps
the gf has 32Es tbqh
bitch im saucin
Would it be a good idea to put "no single mothers on the dole or landwhales plz" on my pof profile? Just to let the bitches know I have standards ofc
>>51799934
Only after eating sandwiches for some reason
>>51799997
yes
>sister posts a selfie with her bf in christmas hats
>63 likes
I just don't get it lads
>>51799593
>>51799629
lads...
>>51799916
>"so you're here for the machine operation job. How many years experience did you say you had?"
> "non but I have a degree in it"
>>51799916
that's one hell of a thousand yard stare
>>51799934
Suck in some air through your nose
Swallow it
Repeat until you can't anymore
Hold your breath throughout
Slowly exhale
>>51799997
that's like 90% of that site though
Sharing is caring
whassup fellow black american people
I'm going to London next year, what are some cool spots to go and what tourist traps should i avoid? Thanks folks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ggzxInyzVE
tune
>want to go buy a 6 pack and some lunch but no car atm and its chilly and far to walk
hate how everything is so far
best option is to bike but I'll look like a knob and I need to find a pump for my tire
too scared to go on facebook and confirm my friend requests haha what am i like x
>>51800022
>"and where did you say that degree was issued?"
>"university of york"
>>51799649
>no neck behind his finger and thumb
>neck isn't in shirt collar
>>51799112
FACT is a nice cinema m8. No gangs of teenage ultra-normies in chinos there.
>>51800021
old people using snapchat is a terrifying prospect
I might take a break from /brit/ lads
Captchas are stressing me out, I keep getting the street names one and it never fucking works until another pops up
>>51800043
you already posted this
>>51800027
I have to cut the wheat from the chaff and I dont want to hurt their feelin's by telling them in a message
>>51800039
Tower Hamlets: you'll love it.
>>51800013
They're simply better people than you.
>>51800071
I would still be uncomfortable. I prefer being in my room alone when I watch things
>>51800110
so?
listen to it again
>>51800025
fucking hell this worked
are you a doctor lad?
>>51800039
Tower Hamlets. It's lovely, it's like the Shire.
gonna go vegan 2bh
>>51799916
do you do drugs: no
uh huh
>>51800133
take ur gf to the cinema :)
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLsTskih7_I
take me to the cinema
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=82992535
first decent one I've seen
how much do you lot give your parents a month for living at home?
>>51800162
Be sure to get multivit and protein supplements or you'll turn into a pale skellington.
>>51800255
>just a nice tall funny chap ha
manlets btfo again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCzxiuHfoIo
>>51800266
Don't live at home
>>51800193
She is not my gf yet, we talked a bit today though and she's so nice to me ;-;
>>51800266
£50 a week
>>51800266
I don't, they give me pocket money same as they always have
>>51800244
*holds your hand during the scary bits*
>>51800255
>has to be tall
>>51800266
my dad gives me 31 quid a week
I'm a fun, outgoing,hardworking girl with a heart of gold! I love to laugh and not take life too seriously. I'm a devoted mum to my little boy (he absolutely rocks my world) x
I enjoy socialising with friends, weekends away, good food and a few cheeky wines.
>>51800255
literal HOG
normie life is fucking exhausting
how the fuck do they pretend they arent having an existential crisis to their partners 24/7
my solace is my only respite
how do you lads like your toast in the morning?
>>51800266
80 quid a month
>>51800133
I prefer watching you when you're alone in your room so everybody wins x
anime
>>51800255
>Two things I look for in a guy...good sense of humour and has to be tall, don't think that's too much to ask for, just a nice tall funny chap ha :)
Kind of wish Butter Chicken had won desu
the Scalloped Potatoes are pretty good but also a bit generic since there are already "cheese" flavors
butter chicken tasted odd at first but I liked it a lot
other two were lame
>>51800280
already a pale skellington 2bh lad haha
>>51800266
Z E R O (£0.00)
Only been a few months though and with any luck i'll be off soon.
>>51800311
ask her to go to the cinema with you xx
>>51800311
I give my mum the same and she's moaning that I don't give her enough
>>51800255
>Even plain bland Mick women want a tall bloke
>>51800295
she'd literally get wet over the thought of me
>mfw
also another tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0LV_bETEzs
"spoiler that hog" is a legendary meme i must say
>>51800385
I'd taste her gingerbread
>nice funny tall chap
all british 'men' are 5'8
never seen a plebbier taste in music than listinkis 2bh
>>51800399
how is it not enough? it's plenty tbhonest
>>51800397
>ask a girl to go the cinema with me to see a movie about my waifu
blashpemy x
>>51800399
>she's moaning that I don't give her enough
she was doing the same to me last night wahey
>>51799916
>>51800166
Don't like that question desu, if I were to have a profile I wouldn't want to say yes publicly but I probably also wouldn't want to put no on it
>>51800266
will be doling out approx £200 a month once i get a job
>>51800341
>>51800317
fuck off billionaire tory paki arab indian african chinese russian mongol irish cornish normie kpop twats
>>51800324
*makes awkward eye contact*
*pulls my hand back*
*you see me surreptitiously wiping it on my armrest out of the corner of your eye*
*doesnt talk for the rest of the flicque*
*dad picks me up at 7*
I hate hip hop music desu, it's so fucking irritating. Niggers babbling in those accents about nonsense,
Personality: Artsy
Profession: Candlemaker
>>51800413
Antonina's back. Good lad
>>51800389
Wouldn't recommend it then desu
>>51800467
I am 5'8 and have had 4 (FOUR) girlfriends and shagged three of them. Don't see what the fuss is tbqhwy
just dipping some (epic fat northerner voice* garlic bread (normal voice) into my dinner lads haha delish
>I hate hip hop music desu, it's so fucking irritating. Niggers babbling in those accents about nonsense,
>>51800487
*goes home and posts on /r9k/ about how it was a great date and that all the handholdless abnormies should just kill themselves*
>jumper I bought doesn't fit well
Will have to send it back, probably for the best didn't realise it was £90 lmao.
>>51799047
>tfw water damaged my laptop and now I've only got my phone to post on
absolutely haram, that's like a grand lost
http://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/snp-could-block-scotland-bill-over-cost-warns-swinney-1-3968972
>continuously demand new powers
>reject them as soon as you get them
>>51800609
oh dear that's not good x
get it fixed I guess
Going off to a shipbuilding school in a week, hopefully gonna end up as welder or fitter. Wish me luck lads.
>>51800609
you fucking melon t. bucks
>>51800567
prefer me some m83 over any of that rap shit desu with u.
how did people like nirvana? they're fucking shit
why does england have so many funny accents. murrica is many times your landmass and we have like, west coast, east coast, southern, cajun. some midwestern states have an accent like minnesota. thats about it
>>51800635
Gonna try, it'll be expensive though because apple care doesn't cover water damage haha
>>51800639
I know ;_;
yeri 2bh
can easily get a job selling pharmaceuticals at my uncles company after i graduate but its in fucking scotland so im scared about being surrounded by leftie kukolds the entire time x
>>51800665
England is a lot older than America desu
>how did people like nirvana? they're fucking shit
why are all girls such normie bitches?
>>51800728
unironically listening to teen spirit right now
weird
>>51800636
good luck m8 sounds like a noble days work x
How can you smell the teen spirit through that mist of Quavers stench?
gonna watch charlie and the chocolate factory
>>51800665
britain used to be loads of little kingdoms
invaders from different parts of the world into different parts of the country influenced regional dialects separately before england became a unified state
ie yorkshire accents are influenced by smelly danes
>>51800735
feels good desu
>>51799067
Steak lah, fry that shit up with some mushrooms and onions.
>>51800787
which version?
NOW WHATS YOUR NAME GIRL, WHATS YOUR SIGN?
absolute fucking banger here lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXT2rNOoVX8
>>51800735
it's odd desu
all girls and I mean EVERY girl would be a normie if given the choice.
me on the other hand, i'm good looking enough to be a normie but I enjoy chatting shit on here and grinding online poker.
tl;dr: women lack personality, guys have loads of it
>>51800806
isn't this sampled in quite a popular song?
>>51800832
you don't
>>51800728
>me on the other hand, i'm good looking enough to be a normie but I enjoy chatting shit on here and grinding online poker.
>>51800796
>some mushrooms and onions.
absolute fucking banger here lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
>>51800842
dont really know my grandparents used to play it because theyre from the scottish isles makes me cry 2bh
>>51800832
>tl;dr: women lack personality, guys have loads of it
spoken like a true virgin
>>51800797
2005, I watched the other 1 on telly like a month ago so I don't wanna rewatch that one
>>51800665
The only American accents are East Coast (like, soo grody!) West Coast (gabagool) and redneck (aw shucks). Minnesota/midwest is just Canadian.
Alright I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna bike to the lcbo like a mong
what should I get lads?
Was thinking just a 6pack of cheap beer plus two more expensive ones in addition as extras like I usually do
or maybe pick up liquor or cider instead
>>51800926
2005 one is better imo
>>51800902
tune
i want to FUCK johnny deppdddd
>>51800620
pretty funny considering they supported independence which would have cost substantially more
>a degree in the tuba
>>51800832
>t. virgin by choice
>>51800947
both are quite enjoyable
>>51800971
want to fuck you haha
>>51800947
>imo
no 2005 one is literally a 9.5/10 tier and old one is 6/10 at best.
anyone who says 6/10 is better are literally raising their fedora to new levels.
having pringles for breakfast lads
>>51800983
how very absurd, surely only a true maverick could achieve such a feat
love how listinki claimed he lost his virginity and everyone just straight up fucking accepted it
the fat quavers ponging cunt is and always will be a virgin """""""""""""""""""by choice""""""""""""""""""""" to me
Sup /brit/ senpai
Bought hot choccy at my uni today, was meant to be £1.30 but I paid £0.98 because I paid via my uni's student card. How come it's cheaper? I was told it's something to do with VAT/tax but that seems super skeezy to me...
>>51800909
more like a true homosexual
Noisia lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uhLLSqNRfQ
>>51800933
>West Coast (gabagool)
if you mean italian american/guido accent those are east coast nimrod
>>51800947
>I read online that the 2005 one is more faithful to the books therefore I like it more despite it being an impossibly inferior movie
>>51801049
this
has he even told us how it happened
>tfw lectures tomorrow
really cannot be arsed
>>51801057
its subsidised for students or price targeted at them
>>51801022
it's not breakfast time
>>51801022
excellent post
>>51801049
Who the fuck have you seen accepting that utter tripe?
>>51801103
Said he fucked a 5/10 clubslut.
>>51801083
Yeah got my compass points mixed up, also forgot the distinct nigger accent so that makes four
>>51801103
Allegedly it was some 5/10 whom he has now conveniently erased from his life
Alpha as fuck
>>51801057
students are leaches
wish i had an evo to show off to all the chav sluts at work
absolute fucking banger here lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
>>51799123
You'll need to come to Baltimore for that one
>>51801101
No I've actually read the book and know its more faithfull
Johnny Depp is a much better wonka than gene wilder
>>51801022
very tasty
what flavour?
>>51801104
Don't think so, it's a campus uni that sees 99% students 1% other people. It's not some random restaurant that wants students to go there - it's a student restaurant.
Every food eatery on campus has the same sort of discount, too
>>51801152
thank you kindly
>>51800945
pls respns
what should I buy to get drunk on?
>>51801205
>MUH SOURCE MATERIAL
Fuck off back to /co/ you poncey little shite.
>>51801109
it is for me
>>51801135
thank you
