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>>Implying that I could be in the presence of a girl without a panic attack
>people like this exist
wish i could drive lads
girls don't like lads who get the bus do they?
get tae fuck
>britt
>tt
>>51801997
Cars are literally compensation just so you're aware
she is ugly as fuck why is jared photographing her
>page 4
Doorkeep is going to have a heart attack.
>>51801997
it's not that difficult to learn if you arent dyspraxic (like me)
T B H F A M
>>51801920
get banged
>>51801985
What's going on there senpai?
>>51801993
Fuck off normoberg
>>51802043
i have absolutely awful coordination i wouldn't trust myself in a car
>>51801997
>lads who get the bus
>>51802043
>dyspraxic
Same I think la
Literally can't even tie a knot, and that includes show laces.
*thinks about starting an asteriskposting gimmick*
I love you all
*buys you a drink*
>>51802039
>doorkeep
>>51802026
>mongs actually believe this
all things bright and beautiful all creatures great and small
>>51802075
*admires you*
This is my favourite gimmick, good sir
>page 4
Thread chamber maid is going to lose his NUT
*gives you a back massage*
Lads, at what point can mood swings be chalked up to mental health issues rather than just being a changing mood?
>>51802129
Stop being a mopey cunt
>>51802101
You wouldn't need a fucking piece of machinery to impress girls if you weren't lacking in other areas.
cop or not?
>>51802129
After a professional evaluation
*-__-*
*shakes my head*
>>51802160
>impressing girls with your massive john thomas
what do you do, just flop it out at the bar?
Drinking a memebeer
>>51802166
definitely not
BEEF
WHAT A RELIEF
WHEN WILL THIS POISONOUS PRODUCT CEASE
times quiz today lads
winner gets a snickers
1. Featuring the Uji Bridge and buildings at Naikū and Gekū, which complex is Japan’s most sacred Shinto shrine?
2. Which mammal is named from a Malay word meaning “something that rolls up”?
3. Mert and Marcus are a photographer duo — one Turkish, one Welsh — who specialise in which field?
4. Master of Reality (1971) was which English rock band’s first top 10 album in the US?
5. Which Thomas Hardy title character has a son nicknamed “Little Father Time”?
6. Which Mexican revolutionary (1878-1923) was born José Doroteo Arango Arámbula?
7. Which US rock critic was played by Philip Seymour Hoffman in the film Almost Famous?
8. What is the usual colour of the marzipan overlay on a Swedish princess cake or prinsesstårta?
9. Whose is the first and largest signature on the US Declaration of Independence?
10. Which financial services company was founded in Berlin in 1890 by Carl von Thieme and Wilhelm von Finck?
11. In 1912, which Russian painter published his manifesto of abstract painting, Concerning the Spiritual in Art?
12. Which Wonder of the Ancient World was toppled by a 226BC earthquake?
13. Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer created and star in which Comedy Central sitcom, premiered in 2014?
14. In 2012, the British adventure cyclist Mike Hall took 91 days and 18 hours to do what?
15. Who is the pictured jazz musician?
>>51802152
Trying lad. I'll be alright in a few weeks, as usual.
>>51802174
Can't be doing with that.
*contemplates suicide*
>>51802166
no way senpai
Hi lads
my grandads grandad and his brothers lads x
>>51802213
>>51802232
Recommend alternative, neutral coloured, casual shoes.
"Conservative feminists" are utterly nonsensical. Equality for women isn't compatible with capitalism. What are you doing.
>>51802227
*gives new meaning and hope to your life*
>>51802202
I mean in terms of personality and looks. If you weren't a boring ugly cunt girls wouldn't care about your mode of transport.
>>51802286
This post is a bit silly desu
Fuck me Catastrophe is a 10/10 programme. Does anyone else watch this?
>>51802039
>the doorkeep
>>51802296
But I am a boring ugly cunt
>>51802281
reebok classics la
>>51802218
>1. Featuring the Uji Bridge and buildings at Naikū and Gekū, which complex is Japan’s most sacred Shinto shrine?
dunno lol
>2. Which mammal is named from a Malay word meaning “something that rolls up”?
dunno lol
>3. Mert and Marcus are a photographer duo — one Turkish, one Welsh — who specialise in which field?
dunno lol
>4. Master of Reality (1971) was which English rock band’s first top 10 album in the US?
dunno lol
>5. Which Thomas Hardy title character has a son nicknamed “Little Father Time”?
dunno lol
>6. Which Mexican revolutionary (1878-1923) was born José Doroteo Arango Arámbula?
dunno lol
>7. Which US rock critic was played by Philip Seymour Hoffman in the film Almost Famous?
dunno lol
>8. What is the usual colour of the marzipan overlay on a Swedish princess cake or prinsesstårta?
dunno lol
>9. Whose is the first and largest signature on the US Declaration of Independence?
dunno lol
>10. Which financial services company was founded in Berlin in 1890 by Carl von Thieme and Wilhelm von Finck?
dunno lol
>11. In 1912, which Russian painter published his manifesto of abstract painting, Concerning the Spiritual in Art?
dunno lol
>12. Which Wonder of the Ancient World was toppled by a 226BC earthquake?
dunno lol
>13. Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer created and star in which Comedy Central sitcom, premiered in 2014?
dunno lol
>14. In 2012, the British adventure cyclist Mike Hall took 91 days and 18 hours to do what?
dunno lol
>15. Who is the pictured jazz musician?
dunno lol
>>51802286
This is a tweet from Sara isn't it?
>>51802262
>4 brothers
Rasheed
>>51802160
Lets say I hypothetically lack both of these?
>>51802202
>Says "other areas"
>Your mind immediately switches to dicks
"feminists" are utterly nonsensical. Equality for women isn't compatible with reality. What are you doing.
have you ever taken a photo of yourself?
>>51802286
Capitalism is the only working way of society desu unless you nuclear holocaust the planet and destroy everything so we all live in little primitive villages
>>51802350
My mother literally has 15 siblings lmao
>>51802365
not since 2008
who is this demon semen?
>>51802350
one of them is actually a cousin but they are catholic men from the scottish hebrides so its no surprise x
>>51802248
Hello
>>51802357
>"feminists" are utterly nonsensical. Equality for women isn't compatible with reality. What are you doing.
>>51802218
>1. Featuring the Uji Bridge and buildings at Naikū and Gekū, which complex is Japan’s most sacred Shinto shrine?
No idea
>2. Which mammal is named from a Malay word meaning “something that rolls up”?
>3. Mert and Marcus are a photographer duo — one Turkish, one Welsh — who specialise in which field?
Sheep porn?
>4. Master of Reality (1971) was which English rock band’s first top 10 album in the US?
No idea
>5. Which Thomas Hardy title character has a son nicknamed “Little Father Time”?
No idea
>6. Which Mexican revolutionary (1878-1923) was born José Doroteo Arango Arámbula?
No idea
>7. Which US rock critic was played by Philip Seymour Hoffman in the film Almost Famous?
Don't remember
>8. What is the usual colour of the marzipan overlay on a Swedish princess cake or prinsesstårta?
White?
>9. Whose is the first and largest signature on the US Declaration of Independence?
John Hancock?
>10. Which financial services company was founded in Berlin in 1890 by Carl von Thieme and Wilhelm von Finck?
No idea
>11. In 1912, which Russian painter published his manifesto of abstract painting, Concerning the Spiritual in Art?
>12. Which Wonder of the Ancient World was toppled by a 226BC earthquake?
Hanging Gardens of Babylon?
>13. Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer created and star in which Comedy Central sitcom, premiered in 2014?
No idea
>14. In 2012, the British adventure cyclist Mike Hall took 91 days and 18 hours to do what?
Cycle somewhere
don't think i did too well desu
>>51802218
>1. Featuring the Uji Bridge and buildings at Naikū and Gekū, which complex is Japan’s most sacred Shinto shrine?
dunno lol
>2. Which mammal is named from a Malay word meaning “something that rolls up”?
dunno lol
>3. Mert and Marcus are a photographer duo — one Turkish, one Welsh — who specialise in which field?
dunno lol
>4. Master of Reality (1971) was which English rock band’s first top 10 album in the US?
dunno lol
>5. Which Thomas Hardy title character has a son nicknamed “Little Father Time”?
dunno lol
>6. Which Mexican revolutionary (1878-1923) was born José Doroteo Arango Arámbula?
dunno lol
>7. Which US rock critic was played by Philip Seymour Hoffman in the film Almost Famous?
dunno lol
>8. What is the usual colour of the marzipan overlay on a Swedish princess cake or prinsesstårta?
dunno lol
>9. Whose is the first and largest signature on the US Declaration of Independence?
dunno lol
>10. Which financial services company was founded in Berlin in 1890 by Carl von Thieme and Wilhelm von Finck?
dunno lol
>11. In 1912, which Russian painter published his manifesto of abstract painting, Concerning the Spiritual in Art?
dunno lol
>12. Which Wonder of the Ancient World was toppled by a 226BC earthquake?
The Colossus of Rhodes
>13. Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer created and star in which Comedy Central sitcom, premiered in 2014?
dunno lol
>14. In 2012, the British adventure cyclist Mike Hall took 91 days and 18 hours to do what?
dunno lol
>15. Who is the pictured jazz musician?
dunno lol
>>51802379
Seán.
>>51802356
Literally the shame shoes except with too much ugly shit going on.
>>51802365
Only for Snapchat x
>>51802365
Once.
never again
>>51800996
doing a blush
>>51802428
jesus m8
>>51802319
nah looks rubbish
>>51802343
maybe
>>51802262
doxxed
Best site for some clothes lads?
>>51802393
alri?
http://strawpoll.me/6205539
lets find Rasheed lads
Fucking knackered but it's lower body power day and i haven't been to the gym.
>>51802390
my gf
just get stan smiths you utter plebs
>>51802218
4 Black Sabbath I think
6 Pancho Villa?
9 John Hancock
12 Halikarnassus?
>>51802479
Primark
>>51802479
jacamo
>>51802479
>buying clothes online instead of going out to the shop
>>51802483
Yeah you?
>>51802486
3 weans family master race
off street racing with the pakis in birmingham tonight boys
>>51802486
how did you post t bh
>>51802523
>River Island
>Penneys
>Diesel
About all there is around desu. No thanks fám
>>51802218
what is google
>>51802486
I have 4 but only one of them is a full sibling, the rest are half
Adidas Hamburgs are sick mate don't listen to the mugs in this thread
>le stan smith meme
literally every other girl is wearing stans now, they're far too played out to be cool
the blue islands are pullin me away
>he doesn't use f.lux
Enjoy your retinal cancer, you pathetic crustaceans.
I'm going to ķ͘҉̰͖̙̙̬͉̼̖͍̺į̥͎͓̫͎̭̺͈̬̯͉̮̰̝̦̀͢͜͡ͅl͏̢̛̻̦̹̺́̕ļ̡̦̫̗̱̣͕̲͍̟̻̟̱̝̕ ̵̨͙̫͕͔m̵̛̪͚̲͖̀͜͠y̴͟͏̛͖̪͇̹̝͖̩̳̭̘̝̝̭̤ś͕͎̬̺̺̝͈͚̠͓̳͈́e̢̝̦̳̯̺͞l̵͖̱̥̙͉̟̮̼̱̬̬͖̹̹̯̜͈͘͢͝ͅf҉͏̣̹͚̯̗̭͉͔̟̹̙̱͕̙
̢͙̘̤͍̻̹̱̞̥̫̭͖͓̲͇̬̕͘͜͝ͅ
>>51802527
yes I am excellent
>>51802613
Yeah hamburgs are nice but not that colourway
>>51802637
>f.lux
IT'S HAPPENING
https://www.change.org/p/the-uk-government-allow-the-north-of-england-to-secede-from-the-uk-and-join-scotland
>We, the people of the north, demand that in the event that Scotland becomes independent the border between England and the New Scotland be drawn along a line that runs between the River Dee and the mouth of The Humber (see map).
This girl at work always laughs too hard at my jokes. I thought she was into me at first but I'm beginning to suspect she is just laughing at me.
>>51802639
Calm down t͜͜bh.
>you will never lead a platoon of commandos, going from street to street and rounding up undesirables such as anime posters, people who have ever been left wing, gays, Muslims, trannies and the disabled
>you will never shoot them in front of their families, who you then burn to death
>>51802637
enjoy your eyestrain staring through an orange haze
>>51802639
you're going to do what?
>>51802486
>58% for 1 sibling
>mfw
>>51802365
Yes but I was wearing a makeshit balaclava, so I'm not sure it counts because it hid my ugly fucking face.
>>51802658
colourways like that are weird, you see other people wearing them and they look fine but then they look ugly in the pictures
when they get a bit worn they'll look fine so don't worry about it too much
>>51802643
That's good to know
>>51802637
>using piss colour program
no thanks
just dont sit in the dark base dweller
>>51802688
haha calm down adolf
>>51802043
I'm dyspraxic and I passed my motorcycle and car test first time.
>>51802664
is that what poortherners consider the north?
everything above watford is the north
>Scream VIP (Original Mix)
>qt from work approaches me and hugs me the other night
>all bubbly and excited to see me
>sperg out and offer her a fag
>she says no and walks off
How do I talk to women
>>51802043
>dyspraxic
>tfw putting in cufflinks
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee literally impossible
>>51802753
>>51802043
>dyspraxia
not a thing
>>51802613
my m9 used to wear the rarest and most obscure Adidas trainers. He had these white leather SLVR ones that were literal 10s and all sorts of Y-3s and other things. Dunno where he got them from, he wouldn't tell us.
I have Stan Smith's but they''re cheap feeling, not a fan desu
>fetish video
>in a clinic
>they're using all the equipment incorrectly
why can't I enjoy things any more?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Eo84jDIMKI
>>51802796
just be yourself
do you reckon charli xcx has a nice fanny? innie or outie?
>>51802764
Everything above the Southern border of Crawley is "The North" mate, the Midlanders like Horsham are ok though.
>>51802504
winner
>>51802841
Roastie as fuck
>>51802832
weird I thought chvrches were a band. why is there just one heavily sexualised girl in the video?
>>51802796
literally just talk to them the same way you speak to your m8s x
>>51802800
I'm inclined to agree with you, since I was diagnosed with it and I do pretty much fine in the areas it is supposed to effect. But they do say it is a condition that your brain can come out of after early developmental stages in childhood, so idk.
>>51802799
>tfw trying to tie a tie for the first time recently
>>51802832
fuck off lauren
>>51802841
innie, but it has small cooling fins.
>>51802878
Nah senpai that doesn't work
I don't make sexual advances with the lads
>tfw no traditional housewife gf
>>51802885
>trying to tie a tie for the first time
>for the first time
Did you wear one at school you spacker?
>>51802875
don't thin there is any band/label better at honing in on what the fans want both musically and visually
>>51802934
>I don't make sexual advances with the lads
up your banter game tbf
fast and furious marathon at my house on saturday lads
who's coming? i can get pringles and maybe some stella
>>51802934
>I don't make sexual advances with the lads
Bent cunt
>>51802796
ask them how they're doing, what they've been up to, what their plans for tonight/the weekend or whatever
>>51802814
>guys who have cool things but always dodge the question when asked where they got them
Always the biggest wankers.
>I like your shoes m8 where did you get them?
>thanks yeah just this place in town my m8 knows
>oh right where abouts?
>yeah I dunno man I can't remember...
>in his car, CD on
>this song is great man who is it that sings it?
>oh just some band man you wouldn't know them I can't remember the name right now
>...
>>51802971
Sounds dreadful
bitch im saucin i do this often
Been thinking about the human condition a lot recently lads
>>51802814
i used to be confused about where people got all their cool gear from but then i realised that they were just spending a shit tonne of their parents money
>>51802934
>I don't make sexual advances with the lads
What are you, some sort of bender?
>>51802851
noice. You can have my snickers or donate to your favourite charidy, just had dinner, too fullz to eat it.
>>51802998
He is probably bored shitless of your incessant stupid questions
>>51802941
Come here, we still have those. Feminism hasn't really caught on yet.
>>51802841
Yes I bet it's lovely
>>51802995
Yeah I do that and they get bored and walk off
I can hold a friendly conversation no problem but as soon as the flirting/sexual tensions begin I literally have no idea how to handle the situation
>>51802971
Did the man drive the car?
>>51803013
Why not?
I'm Catholic and from a Catholic background and my kids will be Catholic too.
>your parents want to invite your gf's parents over for Christmas lunch
>>51803045
Latvia looks pretty shit desu
>>51803059
It's just practice.
Everyone hear is a social autist because they spend time posting on an anime forum instead of learning how to interact with people in the real world.
>>51803078
didnt have uniforms did we
>>51803059
Tell them you think they are good looking or something, christ
>>51803042
If that was the case then a direct answer would lead to LESS questions. He's just an arsehole.
>>51803098
good lad
>>51803103
>gif
fuck off
FONT
>lunch
yanks out
>>51803114
Scotland?
Love is irrational because reason will always be slave to emotion
>>51803009
you're not invited anyway
>>51803046
that's what i'm aiming to find out
>>51803154
good lad i'll put you on the guest list
https://youtu.be/QpFXXPruuqU?t=133
confirmed taigs
>>51803146
>oh... alright... sound la
How the fuck do I advance to the shift is what I want to know
>>51802971
nah you're alright mate
>>51803103
No problem m8 just turn on the gas oven for the turkey ~1 hour and 30 mins before they arrive then stick your head in it.
>gf
FONT
>>51803187
Why are all their songs the same
You can't even edit your typescript on 4chan, what the fuck are you banging on about?
>>51803239
the formula works
>>51803169
fuck no
Lads how to mass save photos off an instagram profile?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLMAA8oVDKo
look at the fucking shit
>>51803114
What sort of plebby borstal for delinquents did you go to?
feeling horny again
>>51803261
why didn't you have a uniform then?
fuck off normies you're making brit too fast
>>51803187
WHEN I SEE YOU CELTIC
>>51803256
Have Lauren look and sound cute in the video?
>>51803168
>he calls lunch tea
lmao poortherners
>>51801298
I lift then I drink
twice the remedy for twice the pain.
>>51803306
When are you offing yourself you disgusting fat cunt?
>>51803302
very poor background i think, they knew most parents would just send their kids to the other local school instead of buying a uniform
>look up people I went to school with on my fake facebook account
>literally everyone has a degree, a cushy middle-class graduate job, healthy social lives, bfs and gfs, bright futures
>look at my own life
>dropped out of uni twice, been NEET for several years now
>no social or romantic experiences of any kind; essentially a 10 year old in a 20-something's body
>>51803339
it's dinner you fucking soft cunt
>>51803274
ITT: memes that normies will never get
>>51803192
You just try and give her one when she obviously wants it, if she does not want it then dont
>>51802218
>Which Wonder of the Ancient World was toppled by a 226BC earthquake
only know this one
Pharos of Alexandria
why do people think that if you're quiet that means you're low confidence?
i'm quiet af but am pretty much a narcissist
>>51803103
my gf's parents live in a different country and don't speak english so I never have to worry about that
>>51803466
>i'm quiet af
fuck off weirdo
>>51803411
get over it mate, you'll feel better
>>51803466
Sounds like you're a general purpose autist
im going the shop lads does anyone want anything?
>>51803274
you just know a redditor faggot made this
>>51803059
Had this problem too but then it just clicked. You just bully them lightly. Drop in a sexual comment every now and then if the occasion presents itself and you're done.
Met lisicki last night, pretty nice bloke actually
Why do people drop out of uni lmao
>>51803534
can of coke thanks
>>51803534
qt gf
>>51803466
>i'm quiet af but am pretty much a narcissist
that's just called being a twat
>>51803505
consider pooicide
>>51803505
kill yourself quaver cunt
>>51803563
was he in his fire engine?
>>51803534
>Coming out as a gaylord in the same breath as offering to buy people things
>>51803534
pack of rolos and some kettle chips
>>51803581
Wh-where?
>>51803534
yeah pick me up a girlfriend lad
>>51803608
fuck off i said it first
>>51803534
yh mate chuck us a freddo over to the mainland pal
>>51803608
Get some now material ffs
>>51803562
Then comes the problem of the actual kiss. Do people still use tongue these days or what? Been about a half decade since I lost kissed a girl lmaooo
>>51803417
dinner is a completely different meal you muppet
>>51803098
same
>>51803656
depends lad
some girls like a bit of tongue, some don't
>>51803608
i can read christmas in korean
all that time finally paid off haha
>>51803656
>Do people still use tongue these days or what?
For the most part.
>>51803656
>>51803656
>Been about a half decade since I lost kissed a girl lmaooo
FONC
>>51803654
What direction is Mecca?
FTP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPcTB86aT0Y
>>51803749
police scotland have been informed of this post
>>51803700
How do you know when they do
What do you start off with
>>51803262
>>51803262
>>51803262
https://github.com/4pr0n/ripme
https://github.com/4pr0n/ripme
https://github.com/4pr0n/ripme
https://github.com/4pr0n/ripme
>supported sites
imgur
tumblr
flickr
photobucket
gonewild
motherless
imagefap
imagearn
seenive
vinebox
8muses
deviantart
xhamster
...more
legitimately one of the greatest inventions in human history
Got one Taylor Swift GF for whoever makes the best offer. Mint condition.
>>51803800
whatever the fuck you want to do
take charge for a bit lad
>>51803760
Santa's such a good bloke tbqh.
>Tay-Tay will never wrap her legs around your head, squeezing tight and grinding her cunt down on your face while you eat her out
>>51803850
>take charge
More like rape charge
Ugly lads can't do rash things like that
rubber baby buggy bumpers
>ingerlund '''rugby'''
>>51802800
m8 until I was 13-14 no one except me could read my writing.
For some reason in my late teens I suddenly got better at everything i couldn't do before though, it was almost overnight.
>>51803808
Thank you so much anon, now I can save all my waifus images without jumping through many hoops
>>51801932
id gently suck her mammaries
cheers
>>51803876
bit queer this
>>51803876
good post
post husbando
>>51803876
fair enough
>Feminist society at my uni has more male members than female
>tfw you nut and she keeps sucking
>>51803931
Nothing less gay than Taytay
dogs have anime eyes
might buy a goldfish lads
can i literally get a bowl, fill it with water then put the goldfish in? it's that easy?
>>51803935
no homo haha
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=63953355
>>51803491
Same here, I had to translate English into Spanish when my parents met my gf's parents 2bh
>>51803997
his career is finished after that shitty edm film tbfwy
>>51804009
more like plenty of hogs
>>51803907
fuark
I'm still a bit of a mong with dyspraxic stuff, I'm not bad but I'm just a bit clumsy really
It's fucking annoying
why did god make me a melt tbfh
why couldnt i have been a normo
>>51803925
Who's your waifu
>>51804049
watched that last night, enjoyed it quite a bit but I think it's because I like him so much
His career will do fine 2bh
>>51804009
> I'm not overly girly I won't be caught dead in a dress or skirt unless I have to or it's Halloween but I love doing my hair and make up I love trying new things with my hair and make up :)
>>51804073
that's not what melt means you fucking spacker
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=97551189
Is this real life ?
>>51803429
I remember seeing this on /tv/ when I first started browsing years ago but I never understood what it meant
>>51801932
Who is this. She gives me weird feeling in pants
>>51804087
Nobody will ever know, keeping her on the DL know what I mean la?
>>51804126
>I'm not overly girly I won't be caught dead in a dress
the only she says that is because they haven't made a dress big enough
i hav big headache and im very tired weeee waaaa woooo
>>51804070
exercise m8, it's embarassing and hard when you have dyspraxia but it makes you less of a spacko
Start walking and lifting, that's all I do.
Feel a cry threatening.
>>51804150
she's a rat faced slag so it makes sense she would appeal to a dutch cunt
>>51804089
he's literally our generation's Travolta.
don't try disagreeing with me, you know it's true.
>>51804183
*soothes you*
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
>>51803274
lmaoed irl
>>51804198
wew la'
>>51804129
I want a rewarding social network, but the normaltons are hogging it all.
>>51804219
bit early is it not?
>>51804200
I'm not sure what that means.
He's an extremely likable type of guy tbf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8kCTPPwfpM
>>51804219
*Forces your head*
>>51804219
*tucks you in so tight you cant move*
*smothers you to death with your pillow*
>>51804229
10/10
Fucking lol
>>51803876
>TayTay will never dom her super model lesbian lover Karlie Kloss in front of you
>she will never shove Karlie's face into her ass and make Karlie eat it
>TayTay will never drag Karlie by her her hair, force her against a wall and proceed to savagely fuck her pussy with a strapon
>TayTay will never order you to be a good little boy and jerk off in the corner and watch
why.
live.
>on my pof profile I said I want a relationship but actually just want the ride
DEVILISH
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V
I
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I
S
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>>51804205
*posts monged out maisie*
doing a lie down and asmr desu gn x
>>51804186
>Start walking and lifting
I do a shit ton of exercise mate, I've played rugby for 10 years and do a bit of strongman. I'm good at stuff as long as I practice basically
>>51804219
*replaces your pillow with a perforated bag of rotten meat*
>>51804258
>what that means.
essentially have a decent career when young but as soon as 30's hit becomes literally shit tier as he was only used to attract the teenage female fanbase (of whom have moved onto the next pretty boy). However, could be prone to comebacks.
>>51804255
never too early for wageslaves
>>51803849
Please post in my thread
>>51804341
I'd like to see him in a serious type of role and see how he does with that
>>51804311
sleep well xo
>>51804219
*tucks you in so tight you can't move*
*flops my 7.5 inch flaccid penis onto your face*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULqAIbjCsXE
>stemfags
genuinely don't give a shit about anyone apart from myself
>>51804306
you'll get neither tbqh
>>51804439
>genuinely don't give a shit about anyone apart from myself
>>51804439
anime
http://fapchlupfap.soup.io/
>Britain is no longer a Christian country and should stop acting as if it is, says judge
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/12036287/Britain-is-no-longer-a-Christian-country-and-should-stop-acting-as-if-it-is-says-judge.html
>It says that the decline of churchgoing and the rise of Islam and other faiths mean a "new settlement" is needed for religion in the UK, giving more official influence to non-religious voices and those of non-Christian faiths.
>Schools' religious assemblies 'should be scrapped'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-34802820
>The study, for the Arts and Humanities Research Council says such acts, which must be Christian in nature, could discriminate against other religions.
I'm not religious but this is just sad.
>>51804306
POF is probably not the place for that then 2bh
not like I'd really know though
>>51804306
All the girls on there are too timid or fat and desperate desu
>>51804436
had to turn offf 10 seconds in, fucking hell
>>51804489
lewd
>>51804519
it's more than sad, it's infuriating
it's just kicking christianity out and replacing it with islam
>>51803935
>and clearly ure the one whose a peadophile as u very well kno wat it is and wen u dont even kno much about our prophet then u cant fuckin chat bullshit about him so fuck off
got a date with miss Sue E.Side lads
>>51804530
>>51804521
>>51804452
I've messaged 3 9's and 10's already, hopefully those are not fake profiles
Anyone else here browsing on their phone and can't get past the 4chan.org page without getting a pop up?
Is nuMoot up to something?
>>51804598
>having a coalburner husbando
gross
>>51804551
watch the whole thing it's gold
>>51804650
why don't you go straight to the boards?
>>51804650
Around Japs, never nap.
>>51804519
'The report provoked a furious row as it was condemned by Cabinet ministers as "seriously misguided" and the Church of England said it appeared to have been "hijacked" by humanists.'
The Cabinet and the Church are two pretty powerful voices tbqh, hopefully this is just an isolated incident.
>>51804643
Also soc says I'm 6/10 and need to lose weight but bitches love confidence so it all evens out in the end
>>51804593
it's definitely not progress
>>51804659
Does it even count as coal burning if it's WM BF?
>>51804762
bitches love cake desu
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/registration/1449271468925261/profile.html
fucking kek
>>51804696
Yeah you can do that, but for some reason it goes to a pop up on the home page
Just wondering t b h, it wasn't doing this the other day
>>51804814
m8 idk what WM BF means but he has literally a history of black gfs
he's a coalburner
>Scotland's independent future depended on their $200 a barrel prediction
>it's currently $39 a barrel
sort of wish they'd become independent just to laugh at how fucked they would be
>>51804814
Good taste
>>51804963
And people laughed at my intentions to leave Scotland if we did vote for independence, baka
>>51804643
>3 9's and 10's
Let's see lad
got home from work at 3 and slept until now
bit of a silly manoeuvre 2bh
>>51804949
>Monaco-ville, Monaco
>>51804949
Is this someone from /brit/
t͏͏b͏͏h f͏͏a͏͏m ͏s͏m͏h
>>51805030
silly x
So rang my dad to tell him im trans, dude cut me off.
What do lads
>>51805028
Rather not post them, I'm just gonna post the funny ones. Now its time to lower my sights for a "bbw"
>>51805062
Continue with Operation Bombshell Drop for Christmas.
>>51805062
consider pooicide
>>51805062
Go your own way
>>51804963
why do you take such delight in belittling your own country?
>>51805061
now i'll stay up late again and be tired tomorrow and do the same thing
it's a vicious cycle
>>51805050
>This is very scary. We must reach out to ISIS now before they nuclear bomb us. Instead of bombs drop them food with leaflets bundled in politely requesting they stop terrorism and send reps to Brussels/London/Paris somewhere like that so we can negotiate with them and come up with a truce. It's called COMMON SENSE
probably
>>51804963
They'd still be in the UK though, it would have taken years for them to actually leave.
>>51805116
>stop talking Scotland down
>>51804963
we'd still be part of the UK as we speak if it was a yes vote mate
ah... very impressive
>>51805134
have been up since 5:30, might sleep at about half 9 haha
>>51805167
>stop talking the UK down
ftfy
>>51804519
Sould all be gone desu
>>51805102
I'm telling them before christmas on brits recommendation and its backfiring already
>>51805109
havent got a choice now have i
>>51805140
>>51805191
For another few months, early 2016 was the "date of independence" IIRC
>>51805116
Scotland is not my country, much like having a tumour is not a part of my body
>>51805195
me on the right
>>51805199
alarm is unironically set for 4:42am
>>51805226
yes
so how would be fucked
the budget would have been changed
>>51805206
Can you call your mum and see if she'll listen?
liberating the workers familia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mebewdovXcQ&list=RDQj28HlU_0sg&index=7
>>51805195
>Muslim convert
kekking
>>51805247
Well it is. And there's nothing you can do about it.
>>51805226
>early 2016 was the "date of independence" IIRC
Scots copying us yet again.
>>51805257
I'm in at 8:30 tomorrow so I get a little bit longer sleep wew
>>51805296
source?
>>51805261
>so how would be fucked
>the budget would have been changed
Yeah, it would have been cut drastically, i.e. fucked
>always thought i was smart but lazy
>finally realised im just average
Finally, ive seen the light
>>51805261
Then oil price isn't going to go to a "cautious" $113 a barrel by 2016 m8
>>51805367
>smart but lazy
everyone thinks this. 99% of the time it's not true.
>>51805337
nah it wouldn't be though, the only thing that would have been fucked was the SNPs plans for a socialist utopia, the country itself would have been fine
scotland would benefit from cutting welfare anyway
need to get back on my ritalin prescription hehe
>>51805330
https://www.mywot.com/en/scorecard/thailad.zz.mu?utm_source=addon&utm_content=rw-viewsc
Guys can someone do me a solid and post a picture of a girl with a 10/10 body and a 1/10 face, or something close to it?
Trying to prove a point
lads, this is the courtroom sketch of the bloke who did the tube stabbing
look at the state of it, reckon I could do a better job when I'm pissed Tbh
I take a special delight when creators talk about how they're struggling against adblock because, honestly, people shouldn't be able to make money from 'let's play's even if I do enjoy watching them.
>>51805411
I thought the whole point in independence was to get away from Tory austerity
Pretty pointless to then just do it anyway and even worse as well
>>51805437
>yfw it's photorealistic and he genuinely looks like a crappy cartoon
>>51805277
Ringing her tonight. Hopefully shes okay otherwise i have nowhere to live after i finish uni this year.
>>51804954
White Male Black Female you idiot
![1395826_852849524792489_2187084904138810074_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uDPVNEL.jpg "1395826 852849524792489 2187084904138810074 n[1]")
>>51805423
>>51805444
I think it's okay to make a little money off a hobby, but don't expect a living.
hate going to a new thread you want to start visiting regularly and being out the loop with all the memes and gimmicks
such a ballache trying to fit in lads, just like real life tbqh
>>51805459
That was an argument to sway labour voters.
The only real incentive was to strengthen SNP stranglehold on power (and fulfil a few muh heritage aspirations in the process)
Feeling masochistic tonight, boys and girls. Can someone reccomend me a painfully shit film to watch, please and thankyou.
>>51805437
Somali Karl Pilkington with hair
>>51805485
Daddies favourite cummies
>>51805437
Nas?
>>51805499
Was honestly just hoping for a fedora (You)
>>51805535
skyline
>>51805459
depends on who you ask
the main point of independence was the people of scotland being ruled by a government that they voted for
>>51805475
Still a better face than maisie
>>51805535
catwoman
>>51805541
turns out... little dead syrian fella
NO, NO ABDUL, YOU'RE AN IDIOT
DAVE, PLAY A RECORD
>>51805535
Andy Warhol's Empire
>>51805475
>>51805496
>>51805533
Fuckin quality boys thanks
these bitches love sosa
>>51805411
Even with high oil prices it was projected that we would have to make large spending cuts and large tax increases, the entire plan they had hinged on oil
>>51805567
That doesn't add anything to the discussion
I don't do that
nobody wants to debate any more, they just want (You)'s
>>51805475
hardly a 1/10 face 2bh
>>51805630
she wanna chill with sosa but not every day
>>51805660
the entire snp budget*
>>51805602
delete.
>>51805586
Doesn't Scotland get the government it voted for 50% of the time?
>>51805535
birdman
>>51805622
Very good suggestion
>>51805615
Seen it, so it has extra boredom factor, very good suggestion.
>>51805571
Have not seen it because it looked terrible.
>>51805718
I get it.
>>51805535
Troll 2
![920032_10200340561730883_87254179_o[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3bFBi2I.jpg "920032 10200340561730883 87254179 o[2]")
>>51805617
Haha good kek
>>51805625
>>51805535
avatar the last air bender
>/britt/
>Mick "education"
>>51805743
>Have not seen it because it looked terrible
its painfully terrible. theres 1 good scene in the whole thing
>>51805743
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0810913/
>>51805743
>Have not seen it because it looked terrible.
*Very good suggestion
whoops
>>51805770
Too entertaining
>>51805780
Possibly.
>>51805566
ALL I NEED IS ONE MIC
>mate on skype says christianity is the worst religion
>By worst he means christianity is the worst for humanity and shouldn't exist anymore
>Despite himself being culturally christian due to being European
He also votes Green, the k c u c
>>51805778
None of them are that bad hbt
wud
>>51805713
even if that figure was correct it's not a very strong point to make an argument off of
whos failing uni here
>>51805686
yes but people are pretty delusional if they think we wouldn't be a one party state with the SNP in power
>>51805819
I'm not suicidal just yet, but that might push me over the edge.
>>51805836
too scared to tell him what you actually think mate?
>>51805820
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099871/
Remember to keep your memes alive and reach for the stars
>>51805868
I've seen it haha
>>51805859
You
>>51805836
Christianity is objectively the best religion
>>51805848
The argument of "not getting the government they vote for" is flimsy in the first place, you could pick any subsection of the UK and say it should be independent for that reason
>>51805815
Yeah, I will go with your suggestion, cheers. I will also be queuing up jack and jill and paul blart 2
>>51805848
How not? That's what you would expect in a democracy
>>51805883
I already told him that gays are getting killed in Iran and Saudi Arabia, but he bangs on about paedo priests
>>51805821
>not going for "all I need is one knife"
ya blew it lad
>>51805847
Wasn't meant to be mingers la'
>>51805778
4,3,1,2
>>51805780
more like fagatar the last dick bender
Updated and uploaded my slags folder lads will post next thread
>>51805921
of course, but not every subsection of the UK has it's own elected government and parliament
>tfw posting in an old thread and waiting and wondering why no one responds.
Feels right silly honestly. Anyway, do you drink eggnog much for the holidays?
trash general
>>51806085
quality post
>>51806231
but Scotland does so it's even less of an issue
>>51806270
Only at Starbucks
>>51806338
then you reach the conclusion that it's subjective
both are completely valid arguments and only the emotional unionist/nationalists think otherwise
![_eguw0A4PBY[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9lZpmqX.jpg "eguw0A4PBY[2]")