official girl edition
/balt/
>>Implying that I could be in the presence of a girl without a panic attack
>people like this exist
wish i could drive lads
girls don't like lads who get the bus do they?
get tae fuck
>britt
>tt
>>51801997
Cars are literally compensation just so you're aware
she is ugly as fuck why is jared photographing her
>page 4
Doorkeep is going to have a heart attack.
>>51801997
it's not that difficult to learn if you arent dyspraxic (like me)
T B H F A M
>>51801920
get banged
>>51801985
What's going on there senpai?
>>51801993
Fuck off normoberg
>>51802043
i have absolutely awful coordination i wouldn't trust myself in a car
>>51801997
>lads who get the bus
>>51802043
>dyspraxic
Same I think la
Literally can't even tie a knot, and that includes show laces.
*thinks about starting an asteriskposting gimmick*
I love you all
*buys you a drink*
>>51802039
>doorkeep
>>51802026
>mongs actually believe this
all things bright and beautiful all creatures great and small
>>51802075
*admires you*
This is my favourite gimmick, good sir
>page 4
Thread chamber maid is going to lose his NUT
*gives you a back massage*
Lads, at what point can mood swings be chalked up to mental health issues rather than just being a changing mood?
>>51802129
Stop being a mopey cunt
>>51802101
You wouldn't need a fucking piece of machinery to impress girls if you weren't lacking in other areas.
cop or not?
>>51802129
After a professional evaluation
*-__-*
*shakes my head*
>>51802160
>impressing girls with your massive john thomas
what do you do, just flop it out at the bar?
Drinking a memebeer
>>51802166
definitely not
BEEF
WHAT A RELIEF
WHEN WILL THIS POISONOUS PRODUCT CEASE
times quiz today lads
winner gets a snickers
1. Featuring the Uji Bridge and buildings at Naikū and Gekū, which complex is Japan’s most sacred Shinto shrine?
2. Which mammal is named from a Malay word meaning “something that rolls up”?
3. Mert and Marcus are a photographer duo — one Turkish, one Welsh — who specialise in which field?
4. Master of Reality (1971) was which English rock band’s first top 10 album in the US?
5. Which Thomas Hardy title character has a son nicknamed “Little Father Time”?
6. Which Mexican revolutionary (1878-1923) was born José Doroteo Arango Arámbula?
7. Which US rock critic was played by Philip Seymour Hoffman in the film Almost Famous?
8. What is the usual colour of the marzipan overlay on a Swedish princess cake or prinsesstårta?
9. Whose is the first and largest signature on the US Declaration of Independence?
10. Which financial services company was founded in Berlin in 1890 by Carl von Thieme and Wilhelm von Finck?
11. In 1912, which Russian painter published his manifesto of abstract painting, Concerning the Spiritual in Art?
12. Which Wonder of the Ancient World was toppled by a 226BC earthquake?
13. Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer created and star in which Comedy Central sitcom, premiered in 2014?
14. In 2012, the British adventure cyclist Mike Hall took 91 days and 18 hours to do what?
15. Who is the pictured jazz musician?
>>51802152
Trying lad. I'll be alright in a few weeks, as usual.
>>51802174
Can't be doing with that.
*contemplates suicide*
>>51802166
no way senpai
Hi lads
my grandads grandad and his brothers lads x
>>51802213
>>51802232
Recommend alternative, neutral coloured, casual shoes.
"Conservative feminists" are utterly nonsensical. Equality for women isn't compatible with capitalism. What are you doing.
>>51802227
*gives new meaning and hope to your life*
>>51802202
I mean in terms of personality and looks. If you weren't a boring ugly cunt girls wouldn't care about your mode of transport.
>>51802286
This post is a bit silly desu
Fuck me Catastrophe is a 10/10 programme. Does anyone else watch this?
>>51802039
>the doorkeep
>>51802296
But I am a boring ugly cunt
>>51802281
reebok classics la
>>51802218
>1. Featuring the Uji Bridge and buildings at Naikū and Gekū, which complex is Japan’s most sacred Shinto shrine?
dunno lol
>2. Which mammal is named from a Malay word meaning “something that rolls up”?
dunno lol
>3. Mert and Marcus are a photographer duo — one Turkish, one Welsh — who specialise in which field?
dunno lol
>4. Master of Reality (1971) was which English rock band’s first top 10 album in the US?
dunno lol
>5. Which Thomas Hardy title character has a son nicknamed “Little Father Time”?
dunno lol
>6. Which Mexican revolutionary (1878-1923) was born José Doroteo Arango Arámbula?
dunno lol
>7. Which US rock critic was played by Philip Seymour Hoffman in the film Almost Famous?
dunno lol
>8. What is the usual colour of the marzipan overlay on a Swedish princess cake or prinsesstårta?
dunno lol
>9. Whose is the first and largest signature on the US Declaration of Independence?
dunno lol
>10. Which financial services company was founded in Berlin in 1890 by Carl von Thieme and Wilhelm von Finck?
dunno lol
>11. In 1912, which Russian painter published his manifesto of abstract painting, Concerning the Spiritual in Art?
dunno lol
>12. Which Wonder of the Ancient World was toppled by a 226BC earthquake?
dunno lol
>13. Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer created and star in which Comedy Central sitcom, premiered in 2014?
dunno lol
>14. In 2012, the British adventure cyclist Mike Hall took 91 days and 18 hours to do what?
dunno lol
>15. Who is the pictured jazz musician?
dunno lol
>>51802286
This is a tweet from Sara isn't it?
>>51802262
>4 brothers
Rasheed
>>51802160
Lets say I hypothetically lack both of these?
>>51802202
>Says "other areas"
>Your mind immediately switches to dicks
"feminists" are utterly nonsensical. Equality for women isn't compatible with reality. What are you doing.
have you ever taken a photo of yourself?
>>51802286
Capitalism is the only working way of society desu unless you nuclear holocaust the planet and destroy everything so we all live in little primitive villages
>>51802350
My mother literally has 15 siblings lmao
>>51802365
not since 2008
who is this demon semen?
>>51802350
one of them is actually a cousin but they are catholic men from the scottish hebrides so its no surprise x
>>51802248
Hello
>>51802357
>"feminists" are utterly nonsensical. Equality for women isn't compatible with reality. What are you doing.
>>51802218
>1. Featuring the Uji Bridge and buildings at Naikū and Gekū, which complex is Japan’s most sacred Shinto shrine?
No idea
>2. Which mammal is named from a Malay word meaning “something that rolls up”?
>3. Mert and Marcus are a photographer duo — one Turkish, one Welsh — who specialise in which field?
Sheep porn?
>4. Master of Reality (1971) was which English rock band’s first top 10 album in the US?
No idea
>5. Which Thomas Hardy title character has a son nicknamed “Little Father Time”?
No idea
>6. Which Mexican revolutionary (1878-1923) was born José Doroteo Arango Arámbula?
No idea
>7. Which US rock critic was played by Philip Seymour Hoffman in the film Almost Famous?
Don't remember
>8. What is the usual colour of the marzipan overlay on a Swedish princess cake or prinsesstårta?
White?
>9. Whose is the first and largest signature on the US Declaration of Independence?
John Hancock?
>10. Which financial services company was founded in Berlin in 1890 by Carl von Thieme and Wilhelm von Finck?
No idea
>11. In 1912, which Russian painter published his manifesto of abstract painting, Concerning the Spiritual in Art?
>12. Which Wonder of the Ancient World was toppled by a 226BC earthquake?
Hanging Gardens of Babylon?
>13. Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer created and star in which Comedy Central sitcom, premiered in 2014?
No idea
>14. In 2012, the British adventure cyclist Mike Hall took 91 days and 18 hours to do what?
Cycle somewhere
don't think i did too well desu
>>51802218
>1. Featuring the Uji Bridge and buildings at Naikū and Gekū, which complex is Japan’s most sacred Shinto shrine?
dunno lol
>2. Which mammal is named from a Malay word meaning “something that rolls up”?
dunno lol
>3. Mert and Marcus are a photographer duo — one Turkish, one Welsh — who specialise in which field?
dunno lol
>4. Master of Reality (1971) was which English rock band’s first top 10 album in the US?
dunno lol
>5. Which Thomas Hardy title character has a son nicknamed “Little Father Time”?
dunno lol
>6. Which Mexican revolutionary (1878-1923) was born José Doroteo Arango Arámbula?
dunno lol
>7. Which US rock critic was played by Philip Seymour Hoffman in the film Almost Famous?
dunno lol
>8. What is the usual colour of the marzipan overlay on a Swedish princess cake or prinsesstårta?
dunno lol
>9. Whose is the first and largest signature on the US Declaration of Independence?
dunno lol
>10. Which financial services company was founded in Berlin in 1890 by Carl von Thieme and Wilhelm von Finck?
dunno lol
>11. In 1912, which Russian painter published his manifesto of abstract painting, Concerning the Spiritual in Art?
dunno lol
>12. Which Wonder of the Ancient World was toppled by a 226BC earthquake?
The Colossus of Rhodes
>13. Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer created and star in which Comedy Central sitcom, premiered in 2014?
dunno lol
>14. In 2012, the British adventure cyclist Mike Hall took 91 days and 18 hours to do what?
dunno lol
>15. Who is the pictured jazz musician?
dunno lol
>>51802379
Seán.
>>51802356
Literally the shame shoes except with too much ugly shit going on.
>>51802365
Only for Snapchat x
>>51802365
Once.
never again
>>51800996
doing a blush
>>51802428
jesus m8
>>51802319
nah looks rubbish
>>51802343
maybe
>>51802262
doxxed
Best site for some clothes lads?
>>51802393
alri?
http://strawpoll.me/6205539
lets find Rasheed lads
Fucking knackered but it's lower body power day and i haven't been to the gym.
>>51802390
my gf
just get stan smiths you utter plebs
>>51802218
4 Black Sabbath I think
6 Pancho Villa?
9 John Hancock
12 Halikarnassus?
>>51802479
Primark
>>51802479
jacamo
>>51802479
>buying clothes online instead of going out to the shop
>>51802483
Yeah you?
>>51802486
3 weans family master race
off street racing with the pakis in birmingham tonight boys
>>51802486
how did you post t bh
>>51802523
>River Island
>Penneys
>Diesel
About all there is around desu. No thanks fám
>>51802218
what is google
>>51802486
I have 4 but only one of them is a full sibling, the rest are half
Adidas Hamburgs are sick mate don't listen to the mugs in this thread
>le stan smith meme
literally every other girl is wearing stans now, they're far too played out to be cool
the blue islands are pullin me away
>he doesn't use f.lux
Enjoy your retinal cancer, you pathetic crustaceans.
I'm going to ķ͘҉̰͖̙̙̬͉̼̖͍̺į̥͎͓̫͎̭̺͈̬̯͉̮̰̝̦̀͢͜͡ͅl͏̢̛̻̦̹̺́̕ļ̡̦̫̗̱̣͕̲͍̟̻̟̱̝̕ ̵̨͙̫͕͔m̵̛̪͚̲͖̀͜͠y̴͟͏̛͖̪͇̹̝͖̩̳̭̘̝̝̭̤ś͕͎̬̺̺̝͈͚̠͓̳͈́e̢̝̦̳̯̺͞l̵͖̱̥̙͉̟̮̼̱̬̬͖̹̹̯̜͈͘͢͝ͅf҉͏̣̹͚̯̗̭͉͔̟̹̙̱͕̙
̢͙̘̤͍̻̹̱̞̥̫̭͖͓̲͇̬̕͘͜͝ͅ
>>51802527
yes I am excellent
>>51802613
Yeah hamburgs are nice but not that colourway
>>51802637
>f.lux
IT'S HAPPENING
https://www.change.org/p/the-uk-government-allow-the-north-of-england-to-secede-from-the-uk-and-join-scotland
>We, the people of the north, demand that in the event that Scotland becomes independent the border between England and the New Scotland be drawn along a line that runs between the River Dee and the mouth of The Humber (see map).
This girl at work always laughs too hard at my jokes. I thought she was into me at first but I'm beginning to suspect she is just laughing at me.
>>51802639
Calm down t͜͜bh.
>you will never lead a platoon of commandos, going from street to street and rounding up undesirables such as anime posters, people who have ever been left wing, gays, Muslims, trannies and the disabled
>you will never shoot them in front of their families, who you then burn to death
>>51802637
enjoy your eyestrain staring through an orange haze
>>51802639
you're going to do what?
>>51802486
>58% for 1 sibling
>mfw
>>51802365
Yes but I was wearing a makeshit balaclava, so I'm not sure it counts because it hid my ugly fucking face.
>>51802658
colourways like that are weird, you see other people wearing them and they look fine but then they look ugly in the pictures
when they get a bit worn they'll look fine so don't worry about it too much
>>51802643
That's good to know
>>51802637
>using piss colour program
no thanks
just dont sit in the dark base dweller
>>51802688
haha calm down adolf
>>51802043
I'm dyspraxic and I passed my motorcycle and car test first time.
>>51802664
is that what poortherners consider the north?
everything above watford is the north
>Scream VIP (Original Mix)
>qt from work approaches me and hugs me the other night
>all bubbly and excited to see me
>sperg out and offer her a fag
>she says no and walks off
How do I talk to women
>>51802043
>dyspraxic
>tfw putting in cufflinks
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee literally impossible
>>51802753
>>51802043
>dyspraxia
not a thing
>>51802613
my m9 used to wear the rarest and most obscure Adidas trainers. He had these white leather SLVR ones that were literal 10s and all sorts of Y-3s and other things. Dunno where he got them from, he wouldn't tell us.
I have Stan Smith's but they''re cheap feeling, not a fan desu
>fetish video
>in a clinic
>they're using all the equipment incorrectly
why can't I enjoy things any more?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Eo84jDIMKI
>>51802796
just be yourself
do you reckon charli xcx has a nice fanny? innie or outie?
>>51802764
Everything above the Southern border of Crawley is "The North" mate, the Midlanders like Horsham are ok though.
>>51802504
winner
>>51802841
Roastie as fuck
>>51802832
>>51802832
weird I thought chvrches were a band. why is there just one heavily sexualised girl in the video?
>>51802796
literally just talk to them the same way you speak to your m8s x
>>51802800
I'm inclined to agree with you, since I was diagnosed with it and I do pretty much fine in the areas it is supposed to effect. But they do say it is a condition that your brain can come out of after early developmental stages in childhood, so idk.
>>51802799
>tfw trying to tie a tie for the first time recently
>>51802832
fuck off lauren
>>51802841
innie, but it has small cooling fins.
>>51802878
Nah senpai that doesn't work
I don't make sexual advances with the lads
>tfw no traditional housewife gf
>>51802885
>trying to tie a tie for the first time
>for the first time
Did you wear one at school you spacker?
>>51802875
don't thin there is any band/label better at honing in on what the fans want both musically and visually
>>51802934
>I don't make sexual advances with the lads
up your banter game tbf
fast and furious marathon at my house on saturday lads
who's coming? i can get pringles and maybe some stella
>>51802934
>I don't make sexual advances with the lads
Bent cunt
>>51802796
ask them how they're doing, what they've been up to, what their plans for tonight/the weekend or whatever
>>51802814
>guys who have cool things but always dodge the question when asked where they got them
Always the biggest wankers.
>I like your shoes m8 where did you get them?
>thanks yeah just this place in town my m8 knows
>oh right where abouts?
>yeah I dunno man I can't remember...
>in his car, CD on
>this song is great man who is it that sings it?
>oh just some band man you wouldn't know them I can't remember the name right now
>...
>>51802971
Sounds dreadful
bitch im saucin i do this often
Been thinking about the human condition a lot recently lads
>>51802814
i used to be confused about where people got all their cool gear from but then i realised that they were just spending a shit tonne of their parents money
>>51802934
>I don't make sexual advances with the lads
What are you, some sort of bender?
>>51802851
noice. You can have my snickers or donate to your favourite charidy, just had dinner, too fullz to eat it.
>>51802998
He is probably bored shitless of your incessant stupid questions
>>51802941
Come here, we still have those. Feminism hasn't really caught on yet.
>>51802841
Yes I bet it's lovely
>>51802995
Yeah I do that and they get bored and walk off
I can hold a friendly conversation no problem but as soon as the flirting/sexual tensions begin I literally have no idea how to handle the situation
>>51802971
Did the man drive the car?
>>51803013
Why not?
I'm Catholic and from a Catholic background and my kids will be Catholic too.
>your parents want to invite your gf's parents over for Christmas lunch
>>51803045
Latvia looks pretty shit desu
>>51803059
It's just practice.
Everyone hear is a social autist because they spend time posting on an anime forum instead of learning how to interact with people in the real world.
>>51803078
didnt have uniforms did we
>>51803059
Tell them you think they are good looking or something, christ
>>51802971
>>51803042
If that was the case then a direct answer would lead to LESS questions. He's just an arsehole.
>>51803098
good lad
>>51803103
>gif
fuck off
FONT
>lunch
yanks out
>>51803114
Scotland?
Love is irrational because reason will always be slave to emotion
>>51803009
you're not invited anyway
>>51803046
that's what i'm aiming to find out
>>51803154
good lad i'll put you on the guest list
https://youtu.be/QpFXXPruuqU?t=133
confirmed taigs
>>51803146
>oh... alright... sound la
How the fuck do I advance to the shift is what I want to know
>>51802971
nah you're alright mate
>>51803103
No problem m8 just turn on the gas oven for the turkey ~1 hour and 30 mins before they arrive then stick your head in it.
>gf
FONT
>>51803187
Why are all their songs the same
You can't even edit your typescript on 4chan, what the fuck are you banging on about?
>>51803239
the formula works
>>51803169
fuck no
Lads how to mass save photos off an instagram profile?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLMAA8oVDKo
look at the fucking shit
>>51803114
What sort of plebby borstal for delinquents did you go to?
feeling horny again
>>51803261
why didn't you have a uniform then?
fuck off normies you're making brit too fast
>>51803187
WHEN I SEE YOU CELTIC
>>51803256
Have Lauren look and sound cute in the video?
>>51803168
>he calls lunch tea
lmao poortherners
>>51801298
I lift then I drink
twice the remedy for twice the pain.
>>51803306
When are you offing yourself you disgusting fat cunt?
>>51803302
very poor background i think, they knew most parents would just send their kids to the other local school instead of buying a uniform
>look up people I went to school with on my fake facebook account
>literally everyone has a degree, a cushy middle-class graduate job, healthy social lives, bfs and gfs, bright futures
>look at my own life
>dropped out of uni twice, been NEET for several years now
>no social or romantic experiences of any kind; essentially a 10 year old in a 20-something's body
>>51803339
it's dinner you fucking soft cunt
>>51803274
ITT: memes that normies will never get
>>51803192
You just try and give her one when she obviously wants it, if she does not want it then dont
>>51802218
>Which Wonder of the Ancient World was toppled by a 226BC earthquake
only know this one
Pharos of Alexandria
why do people think that if you're quiet that means you're low confidence?
i'm quiet af but am pretty much a narcissist
>>51803103
my gf's parents live in a different country and don't speak english so I never have to worry about that
>>51803466
>i'm quiet af
fuck off weirdo
>>51803411
get over it mate, you'll feel better
>>51803466
Sounds like you're a general purpose autist
im going the shop lads does anyone want anything?
>>51803274
you just know a redditor faggot made this
>>51803059
Had this problem too but then it just clicked. You just bully them lightly. Drop in a sexual comment every now and then if the occasion presents itself and you're done.
Met lisicki last night, pretty nice bloke actually
Why do people drop out of uni lmao
>>51803534
can of coke thanks
>>51803534
qt gf
>>51803466
>i'm quiet af but am pretty much a narcissist
that's just called being a twat
>>51803505
consider pooicide
:)
>>51803505
kill yourself quaver cunt
>>51803563
was he in his fire engine?
>>51803534
a gf
>>51803534
>Coming out as a gaylord in the same breath as offering to buy people things
>>51803534
pack of rolos and some kettle chips
>>51803581
Wh-where?
>>51803534
yeah pick me up a girlfriend lad
>>51803608
fuck off i said it first
>>51803534
yh mate chuck us a freddo over to the mainland pal
>>51803608
Get some now material ffs
>>51803562
Then comes the problem of the actual kiss. Do people still use tongue these days or what? Been about a half decade since I lost kissed a girl lmaooo
>>51803417
dinner is a completely different meal you muppet
>>51803098
same
>>51803656
depends lad
some girls like a bit of tongue, some don't
>>51803608
i can read christmas in korean
all that time finally paid off haha
>>51803656
>Do people still use tongue these days or what?
For the most part.
>>51803656
>>51803656
>Been about a half decade since I lost kissed a girl lmaooo
FONC
>>51803654
What direction is Mecca?
FTP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPcTB86aT0Y
>>51803749
police scotland have been informed of this post
>>51803749
>>51803700
How do you know when they do
What do you start off with
>>51803262
>>51803262
>>51803262
https://github.com/4pr0n/ripme
https://github.com/4pr0n/ripme
https://github.com/4pr0n/ripme
https://github.com/4pr0n/ripme
>supported sites
imgur
tumblr
flickr
photobucket
gonewild
motherless
imagefap
imagearn
seenive
vinebox
8muses
deviantart
xhamster
...more
legitimately one of the greatest inventions in human history
Got one Taylor Swift GF for whoever makes the best offer. Mint condition.
>>51803800
whatever the fuck you want to do
take charge for a bit lad
>>51803782
>>51803760
Santa's such a good bloke tbqh.
>Tay-Tay will never wrap her legs around your head, squeezing tight and grinding her cunt down on your face while you eat her out
>>51803850
>take charge
More like rape charge
Ugly lads can't do rash things like that
rubber baby buggy bumpers
>ingerlund '''rugby'''
>>51802800
m8 until I was 13-14 no one except me could read my writing.
For some reason in my late teens I suddenly got better at everything i couldn't do before though, it was almost overnight.
>>51803808
Thank you so much anon, now I can save all my waifus images without jumping through many hoops
>>51801932
id gently suck her mammaries
cheers
>>51803876
bit queer this
>>51803876
good post
post husbando
>>51803876
fair enough
>Feminist society at my uni has more male members than female
>tfw you nut and she keeps sucking
>>51803931
Nothing less gay than Taytay
dogs have anime eyes
might buy a goldfish lads
can i literally get a bowl, fill it with water then put the goldfish in? it's that easy?
>>51803935
no homo haha
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=63953355
>>51803491
Same here, I had to translate English into Spanish when my parents met my gf's parents 2bh
>>51803948
>tfw
>>51803997
his career is finished after that shitty edm film tbfwy
>>51804009
more like plenty of hogs
