slags edition
cara
birmingham is white
bed soon haha
anyone remember this mad cunt lads?
Thoughts?
>>51805891
>You'll never be a cyborg vigilante in a cyberpunk city.
Why live
>>51805896
caramba cara
>>51805966
i do not have the natural irish wit like you do, sorry lid
>>51805899
I've heard it's just a procession of adverts and product placement, is that true?
>>51805967
Same
Got to be up early for wageslaving :(
>>51805891
>>51805972
Yes.
>yfw the guys who wrote The Queen's Nose also write Peep Show
>>51806027
Can't remember since it was a while ago, it was just bad 2bh
Give it a watch x
>>51806031
Same :c
>>51805992
looks alright
>>51805972
Yes, was tlaking about it with various people the other day
Kyaroline
#youaintnomuslimbruv
>>51805972
the milk cartoons in primary school had Ace on them
Why are homosexuals more likely to be homophobic?
>>51806075
Trying to find a torrent now.
>>51806087
kyary is love
>>51805992
how much public money are they getting?
>>51805992
Yes, it's a shithole.
>Almost 2016
>Still NEET with no prospects
>Free time stopped being enjoyable months back
>>51806137
none?
>>51806153
iktfb
>>51806153
>please don't tell people how I live
>>51806134
Bad resolution, good opinion.
STOP
YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW
Pay the court a fine or serve you're sentence.
Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
>Go to Jail
>Resist Arrest
>Pay Gold
>>51805992
where is this
What's the best Clapton album lads.
Where's hit great blues stuff hiding.
I wonder what unconditional love feels like lads.
>>51806170
doubt
What plans does the Scottish government have to get its finances in order so it can stop taking money from England?
>>51806153
>be NEET for 3 years
>get a job
>be even more miserable
Life isn't for everyone 2bh
this is a 9 in england lads
>>51805929
if only there was a way to watch it with you lad
>>51806153
>>51806174
yorkshire confirmed for shithole
operate some machines lads
>mfw not giving Adam Sandler and his cronies the satisfaction
>>51806061
>>51806082
>>51806109
the CGI has not aged well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwjeJC4ZAWg
>>51806191
>Resist Arrest
>>51806212
job?
>>51806212
this 2bh. at least when you're NEET you can hide from the world. when you have to work, everyone knows how pathetic you are.
>>51806215
>have a fetish for boots like that
Yep, that's a boner
>>51806208
>The UK isn't allowed money from the UK
what
I bet 10p the life of the average yank, aussie or candian isn't that much better than a brit, memes aside
it's only 21:23
this evening is going really slow...
>>51806215
dont steal my posts/images.
>>51805896
least you're on topic for once
>>51806191
Glass the cunt.
>>51806223
>implying I am in Yorkshire
Ha ha ha ha tricked again.
Which one of you lads was this?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/tesco-knife-attack-man-who-shouted-white-power-slogans-arrested-on-suspicion-of-attempted-murder-in-9980488.html
goodluck mercs,your gonna need it
me on the left https://www.fb.com/notrealwshh/videos/710513649113145/
>>51806192
CGI of The City of London
the two tallest in the foreground aren't yet built, along with a few of the smaller ones.
>paki shop
>some prices are as labeled on the product, some are as labeled on the shelf
fucking hell
>>51806249
Logistics in an amazon warehouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvJi61wjGBw
>fire emoji x1000
Where do I find a qt gf who doesn't shave?
>he doesn't min/max
Lmao
Uploaded my updated slags folder lads, about 450 images, enjoy.
postimg DOT org/gallery/26e0fcaqm/4045e0f5/
Also lel at that fake maisie at the top.
>>51806311
i dont understand what happened
>>51806225
I haven't seen "The Producers" or any Adam Sandler film but I'm guessing the latter's life is like the former
>>51806323
>selling multipack cans and chocolate bars for the full price
>>51806208
Are you going to start posting sources or just spam this in the hope that it will make it true?
>>51806284
literal muh heritage fag
cheated on the gf again lads
feels bad
>>51806230
>Being surprised characters from 00s vidya look like shit
>>51806350
>posting this just as I start doing a wank
wew lad x
>>51806386
That didn't answer my question
>>51806230
CG never ages well. It looks shit when first aired and looks even worse years after.
>>51806350
the layout of that website makes it pretty difficult to wank over them t bh
nice one anyway tho m8
>>51806334
the 1970s
gf just sent me this
>>51806415
>browsing /brit/ whilst you wank
>>51806429
Just open a tab for each page lad
>>51806415
np lad gl hf
>>51806400
Was living there when I started using it, now I just cba to change it, it's been so long. Let me have my memories.
>>51806278
>>51806244
SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE
>>51806477
I'm still looking for something good to look at
>>51806362
bought two tins of heinz macaroni, one labelled two for £2 and the other not, and he tried to charge me £3.50 for it
fucking cunt, had to go get one of the two for £2 tins even though it's the same shit
>>51806436
Please anon, I need this
bf just sent me this
>>51806316
i was just baiting hoping to get some easy (you)s but you answered sincerely so i apologise
I have decided from now on I shall eat
>1 Brazil nut
>5 walnuts
>20 almonds
a day
>>51806334
tumblr
>>51806463
>gf
https://www.instagram.com/wessyboo/
>>51806477
>not wanking to /brit/
>i wank over text posts on /brit/
>>51806523
That was some shit b8
Too many posters itt
>>51806353
It does seem like that desu.
>>51806536
newfag
>>51806513
how did your bf get my picture?
tfw wanna bang Kate Quilton in the ass
>>51806595
Don't worry mate, going to do a past paper.
>>51806562
casual
muh dick
>>51806490
long
>>51806595
>i post on /balt/ with the same 5 autists every day
>>51806683
Suggest somewhere else to upload them and I will lad
>i wank
>>51806731
this desu
>>51806670
literally looks like my gf tbqh
>>51806703
no you post on /brit/ with the same 20 autists every day
>>51806670
This post has made me think of a poll that must be answered URGENTLY
http://strawpoll.me/6206641
http://strawpoll.me/6206641
http://strawpoll.me/6206641
http://strawpoll.me/6206641
http://strawpoll.me/6206641
Lads are we all so very lucky we were born recently? I'd say we're the luckiest generation ever.
>>51806350
went to school with this girl
she was in my year
>>51806716
thinks she's better looking than she actually is
Its lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
>>51806731
want this lighter 2bh
just wiped a booger on the underside of my chair
>>51806731
I can't stop, I want to but my willy has powerful mind control and I'm unable to concentrate on anything else once I see a wank-triggering image
>>51806784
How do you reckon?
>>51806613
>>51806647
>>51806683
>>51806765
Sexy /brit/ posts keep em coming
>>51806769
She lives in Newport m8 not Ireland
>>51806816
>>51806762
>0 - 5 votes (56%)
S-Same
>>51806762
does my mummy's count
Just found out my great grandpa worked for the British government
lads...
tfw feel depressed and sad after wanking
its something i do but dont really enjoy
kinda wish i didnt have to 2bh
going to eat about 800 calories today
lmao
Just been to the year 3000 lads
>>51806794
filthy
>Mrs Browns Boys is on and mum is laughing loudly
Smoking a cheeky spliff
Waheey
>>51806825
degenerate
>>51806786
that's more my taste
>>51806670
used to work with this girl was well up for it
>>51806867
No, unless it's some weird incest thing
>>51806880
good post
>>51806880
enjoy your NO GAINS
>>51806727
imgur
about shut up? say names.
oh you can't? kk
so tell me what's a GAT or a BET or a mobo to an AK?
say nay
>>51806881
Not much has changed but they lived underwater.
>>51806936
Oh god, I'm nearly finished
Hey British anons. Currently living in Germany but planning to move to UK because of bad German knowledge. Being a German citizen though. Have fluent English. Should i give it a go? Is it hard to find a decent part-time job with a good English knowledge? Are rent/transit/food prices astonishingly high in comparison with Germany (Bavaria)?
>>51806909
good lad
doing a roll now
>>51806967
are u ok
GOAT headphones reporting in
>>51806970
are you white
if no then fuck off
>>51806875
I know that feeling. I sometimes wonder why I even did it since I barely feel anything.
to be honest sex would be better since at least I could be happy I wasn't embracing my own hedonism.
Black weeb at work was watching anime and recommended that I watch one punch man
watching it now and its pretty great
>>51806970
crackhead
>>51806970
>but planning to move to UK because of bad German knowledge
>>51806970
where are you from originally?
you're sounding dangerously like a refugee so fuck off we're full
>>51806936
>this passes for music among adolescents
( -_-)
>>51806970
Most of the UK probably has about the same cost as living as Germany. London is crazily expensive though
me on the right
Discuss the role of HTTP commands in the implementation of a RESTFUL
interface.
>I can hear audio coming out of my left headphone when they're not on my head, but when I put them on I can't hear the audio
What the fuck is happening, this makes no sense
>>51806990
>Sennheisers
good meme
Please tell me they're not fucking open ended ones as well
>>51806934
Can't handle that many images desu it crashes.
>>51807002
that refugees hysteria though...
nah totally white. perhaps even whiter than should be. much time indoors and stuff
>>51806784
She's a blond haired blue eyed white chick with a British accent and a black girl booty
10/10
>>51807037
fuck me, does an arse really need to be that big?
>>51806970
why the actual fuck would you leave bavaria
bavaria is god tier
>>51806871
>baby russia
>>51807078
>Germans
>white
Funny guy
>>51807068
ffs
>>51807066
>open ended
nice terminology there dickhead, you clearly know what you're talking about lmao
>>51807078
t. slav subhuman
fuck off we're full
>>51806970
Where are you from?
>>51805891
Lads how do I fucking send those little emoji face things in snapchat and whatsapp? Girls are always sending those shy man with hands over his face and the little kiss face and I'm just using ;) and :) like a mug. I am not talking about the stupid yellow shit ones, I mean the little black and white ones, they are the same on both apps.
I know autists are going to tell me to fuck off normie, but I know at least one tinder lad has to help me out.
>>51807033
yeah i know that combination of having a german citizenship and being not a native german is suspicious, but nope, not a refugee
>>51807049
Overstated as there are other options
>>51806794
tfw you wait for them to go all hard and crusty and then pick them off
>>51807037
>>51807087
Is it gay to think huge arses are ugly as fuck? Because they are desu
Answer honestly: Who are worse? Poles or Indians?
>>51805891
>doorkeep bans me for anime pussy edition
>doesn't ban slag edition
fairplay actually
>>51807087
could say the same thing about you
>>51807087
glootes for the sloots
>>51807141
On my phone keyboard I hold over the enter key to get the emojis
>>51807098
it should fucking hear their tremendously weird way of speaking german. and that slight (or sometimes not so slight) hint of nationalism.
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/262348-trump-calls-for-shutdown-of-muslims-entering-us
the absolute madman
>>51807177
DOORKEEP ENDORSES SLAGS AS "INTERNATIONAL CULTURE"
WEW LAD
possible new comic wife
know your place bitch gucci on my face bitch
Actually considering Satanism 2bh lads
>>51807234
*you should
fastfix
>>51807266
bit racist
>>51807174
>tfw half Polish
>tfw god tier west slavic genetics
>tfw part of an oppressed race but still white
>>51807235
he's not wrong though
seriously if you're going to utterly demolish a country then invite the survivors over for tea then you deserve to get blown up in return.
>>51807266
bit racialist innit
>>51807234
ok maybe some of the farmers and shit speak the really weird bavarian accent, but as far as the words go, the bavarian ones are better (semmel instead of broetchen, etc).
other than the accent tho, its great
>>51807239
>>51807245
what is wrong with your country it seems to produce a proportionally massive amount of cretins
>had a German, Hungarian, American, Canadian and a Slovenian immigrants in my secondary school
>only 3 black people
How does this happen? It's like non whites are avoiding where I live
>>51807298
Are Poles consider oppressed in England or something
>>51807121
not Africa, neither Far nor Middle East, not India, not Poland. that's pretty much everything you need to know.
>>51807284
consider suicidism you edgy cunt
>>51807174
as immigrants in britain today poles are literally worse
of course poo in the loo is worse in their home countries but we don't have them here
>>51807079
>black girl booty
hahahah lord no
So it begins, the cinematic experience of the century...
goodnight
>>51807405
good luck x
>>51807365
Says the potato nigger as he shoots innocent people.
wew lads, just copped a bermuda flag
my folder is looking pretty nice
>>51807362
hun cunt detected
>>51807400
How are Poles worse than Indians?
yeri
>>51807379
When they joined the EU, there was a large amount of Polish immigration of slav dolescum which led to anti-Polish sentiment.
>>51807411
nighty night xox
>>51807405
same day Skyrim was released
>>51807397
Don't like the sound of that.
Stay where you are we don't want you.
>>51807205
Makes me think it's my phone that doesn't have them on the keyboard. It's pretty old, S3.
Got a work trial today lads and my BPM jumped up to 140 while walking and 110 after sitting on a park bench
>>51807414
>/int/ "banter"
its like you lads really lack self awareness
>>51807372
It's like where I'm from, except most of the immigrants were technically non-white (filipino, thai, malay etc. non-white, but white enough)
>>51807435
on the whole indians are integrated to british culture a lot more
poles have their little groups and speak in their own language
also some come here just to burgle houses and shit
>>51807434
fuck off single language scum
not a fan of non-bilinguals tbqh
>>51807362
i'm totally fine with Germany and i find it amazing, but realising the fact that i can move to country where i wouldn't feel such an uneducated disabled idiot (hence the language) makes me lighten up even more.
Doing an emotional crack lads. Not quite a breakdown but enough to be noticeable.
>>51807515
Go away Paddy.
>>51807418
Bermudalad isn't that rare
>>51807571
*kisses your forehead*
>>51807569
>he won't state where he is from originally
just don't come here, we're full you twat
>>51807400
Better than fucking Islam m8
>>51807448
So basically a lot of them Poles are on the dole? I always knew Poles were disliked because they undercut labor costs, but I've never heard of them being welfare leeches.
>>51807544
What? Poles burgle houses? Really, that's quite odd. I always thought Poles were just rude and unassimilated but worked hard and made their subsequent generations integrate.
>>51807610
>implying you're tall enough
>>51807559
it's called monolingual you bong mong mongoloid
>you will never drink Rachel's bathwater
WHY
>>51807610
this wickedness must be stamped out
>>51807559
>non-bilinguals
so you despise trilinguals too
maybe you should study a bit more english my lad
>>51807110
Sorry lad I've been looking for others but they all have limits.
filedropper com / slags
Here's a dl though
>>51807642
*stands on the yellow pages*
*kisses you*
>>51807661
Wish I could put my willy in her bum desu
>>51807515
>Oh no I shot my cousin now how will I fuck them
Irish people
>>51807681
Go for two sets of it, just to be safe.
>>51807635
>So basically a lot of them Poles are on the dole?
I don't know if thats true since I don't have anything to do with actual Polish people or communities, but the most recent wave of Poles have been lower classes who are now able to move much more freely and easily.
>>51807679
very good lad
ty
>>51807611
since 99% of people here are nationalist and/or racist scum, i'll spare myself from shitloads of prejudge and other crap
>>51807569
ah, that makes sense. good luck anon
>>51807677
you know what i meant you smug irish cunt
anyway, i'm learning spanish as well and i'm going to panama for a few months soon so i will soon be trilingual
>>51807730
>Irish people
>>51807730
Best canakuck 2bh
>>51807764
tell us what country you're from lad
>>51807768
not sure if it's irony or not but thanks anyway
>>51807814
vodka, matryoshka, perestroyka. does that ring a bell, mate?
FEEL LIKE A BRAND NEW PERSON
>>51807764
then why post here?
it's obvious you're from some shithole that we don't want here
only acceptable immigrant:
>west europe
>north europe
>commonwealth
otherwise fuck off we're full
>assignment due in 13 hours
>not even started
Give me motivation lads
Lost in a very dark place, send help
>>51807894
thought you were quoting a wiley song for a second 2bh
my bi-lateral orchiectomy is in January
pretty tense
>>51807933
Why don't you just get insane Asian parents who threaten you if you don't do academic work 2bh
>>51807915
>acceptable immigrant:
>commonwealth
fuck off literal paki
>>51807933
wouldn't it be swell to just get drunk instead and just finish it in the morning when you're relaxed?
>>51807933
>150 word essay due by christmas
>not even started
help me lads
jizz all over my belly (: x
>>51807978
cancer?
post your favourite weather girl
BROOKLYN STYLE
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH
>>51807933
you have to start it at 10 otherwise you;ll probably wait till 11 like one of those people
>uhhh i can only start muh essay on the hour
>oh it's 2 minutes past
>h-heh... guess I'll get started in 58 mins time heh
>>51807973
>a yank
>wiley
uwot?
which song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvJi61wjGBw
his little brother
>>51807991
fuck
meant anglosphere 2bh
>>51808012
rub it in
>>51807831
its not irony. good luck
>>51808022
wife
>>51808051
>uwot?
>which song
i don't know, it just sounds like something he'd say
