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you ain't no muslim bruv edition
cara
Everyone who isn't Australian except the Brits please bugger off
how much money has England sent to Scotland this year?
#illridethetubewithyou
lisicki
aint got no gf bruv
>>51787275
Given what the quran teaches, he is indeed a muslim.
>>51787307
offer stands to fuck off?
>paddies seriously think they are NOT British
top laff
I'd imagine living in Britain is shite tbqh
>>51787357
this tbqh
>>51787317
minus what scotland sent to england first
me on the left
>>51787357
its mostly sunni desu
Good Morning lads :)
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/673865811484774400
YOU AIN'T NO MUSLIM BRUV
>>51787357
too many muzzies
>>51787376
>tfw no busty paki gf
Brits>Paddys of the North>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aussies>Kiwis & Leafs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yanks>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Taigs
>>51787317
Too much
*Doing a sniff*
>>51787404
>a government that delivers for you
Can they deliver me a KFC right now? Bit hungry haha
>>51787373
stormcloaks out
>>51787375
so how much did Scotland send to England and how much did England send back?
me on the right
>>51787469
what does it matter?
>>51787415
>Taigs
Can you please fix this? My mate Tadgh gets awfully offended when people misspell his name
>>51787357
>Be Irish
>Complain about Britain
>Post with British lads because there's nobody in Ireland to post with
>Unironically be poor
r8 me
Why is it ISIS aren't "real muslims" when they're the ones doing what the quaran teaches them to do?
Surely the ones who aren't "real muslims" are the ones who are trying to fit in with Western society, aka. the ones lefties are trying to protect
>>51787500
I want to know much money Scotland took from English taxpayers this year
>>51787411
I'd say the class thing is worse, the "working class" which is the vast majority of the country live in squalor and poverty as their jobs have been sent overseas. The upper classes are dying out due to congenital homosexuality and being replaced by arabic, chinese and indian billionaires who live like gods in big skyscrapers while the fat balding dole scroungers mill around aimlessly on the crumbling streets below, from jobcenter to the bookies to the pub to a paupers grave.
The empire truely has fallen
>>51787527
What colour are your eyes?
HE HAS NO SMILE
HE HAS NO GRACE
SOUTHEND TBHHHHHH
trying to find a house with the la's
tough right now
>>51787544
literal nonsense
>>51787541
We're all UK taxpayers m8. There's no english treasury
>>51787512
tell your m8 tadger to do one desu
>Rare is a British video game developer located in Twycross, Leicestershire. The company was established in 1985 by Ultimate Play the Game founders Tim and Chris Stamper
wew did not know my childhood was so improved by some cunts from Leicester
>>51787544
Is this bait or do you genuinely believe this?
>>51787519
>Unironically be poor
>dat implication
>dat flag
Sorry ahmed but your value to allah doesn't mean you're rich buddy
>>51787597
googly eyes
Jaysus Mick woive run out-ha spods
>>51787577
>>51787608
it's true desu
just want someone to do stuff with lads why am i so alone
>losing a war to a fruit
>>51787634
uh what?
>>51787644
dumb cunts
>>51787608
>>51787577
I've been to london m8's
Your life:
>get up a 4.30 to be in work for 8
>commute on the train for 2 hours
>bus for another 1 hour
>sit in a mouldy 1970's office being hectored by other failures in life who bully you
>get paid 6.31£ an hour even though you went to college
>3 hour commute back to your bedsit in milton keynes
>get stabbed at the busstop
>>51787682
What Rare are famous for.
>>51787669
i need to go into town today. you can tag along if you like
>>51787687
better in poverty than eu welfare whore desu senpai
>>51787696
BEING KEKS TO MICROSHAFT
Did 60 squats this morning (just bodyweight because I'm too anxious and poor to go to the gym). 5 and then 10 to warm up, then 3 sets of 15.
Quite enjoy doing squats tbÍœh.
>>51787687
you're not disproving the sour Irish cunt meme
>>51787687
Matter of interest, where are you in Ireland?
>>51787687
>He thinks London is Britain
Ahhh, I see. And what goes on in the great land of Ireland other than tiny amounts of corporation tax so it isn't completely desolate?
>>51787632
>Ireland
You're literally one of the debt shitholes of Europe
>>51787644
>>51787670
Hahaha fuck sake lads
You're on the internet, you've got pretty much unlimited resources, yet you still can't come up with anything
Just as salty on here as you are irl
>>51787687
>mfw my future will be something like this
>>51787732
Good lad but you really do need weights
>>51787687
I genuinely used to think it was bitter British people moaning but I am starting to believe that every second Irishman is really just a jealous, bitter cunt that lives in hatred of the Brits whilst the brits don't give them a second thought
>>51787732
make a video
.
i don't know how to do them
why do you think the UK has 300k people coming here every year while Ireland has people leaving in droves? Doesn't make sense considering how rich Ireland is and how poor the UK is?
>>51787741
>You're literally one of the debt shitholes of Europe
Are you stuck in 2009 mate?
We have the highest GDP growth rate of any developed economy in Europe right now
The whole "Ireland is poor" shtick doesn't work atm
all muslims need to be exterminated, i'm ready to go
are you?
pic is me
>>51787714
>said the northern monkey as he throws darts at a picture of maggie thatcher and takes a sip of his ale, as the rain and wind dismally beats down on the windows of his working mans club which is populated by him and 3 aging skinheads as a 0-0 draw between two relegation teams is being shown on the tv
>how did it come to this he thinks
>at least we dont let the bloody eu tell us what to do eh?
>he tries to smile
>>51787579
right so much do English taxpayers send to Scottish ones then?
>>51787781
Stand up
Stick your arse out but keep your back straight
Bend your knees and go down like you're sitting into a chair
Go down until your thighs are parallel with the floor
Keep your heels flat on the floor and straight your legs again, keep your head up and your back straight through the whole movement
>>51787687
>college
Fuck off Yank
>>51787831
I don't know
>>51787572
why don't you join an anarcho-communist commune?
>>51787774
what if you're a fat cunt?
>>51787789
We actually have 700k coming in and 400k leaving. All the white brits are leaving to die abroad and being replaced by shitskins.
>>51787800
http://www.irishtimes.com/opinion/una-mullally-no-country-for-young-men-and-women-why-young-people-leave-ireland-1.2359838
This article says all we need to know mate.
>For those who stay, youth unemployment floats at above 20 per cent, double the national unemployment rate. In fact, the similarity is eerie between the number of people unemployed in Ireland – about 210,000 – and the number of twentysomethings who have left. Imagine what youth unemployment would be if they were still here. Politicians might pay lip service to the devastation of emigration, but the fact is, it means fewer young people on the scratcher, fewer young people likely to vote against the status quo, fewer young people on the streets. Because as well as the abstract reasons people emigrate, the involvement of young people in society is also big-picture stuff.
>Ireland now has 205,150 fewer twenty-somethings than six years ago
Lmao
>>51787740
in the countryside
>>51787780
Do I sound bitter? I'm literally recoiling in horror at the realisation that 60 million people live like that right beside me
>>51787572
do your "friends" know you're an emem?
>>51787883
ah so they must be leaving for Ireland and its immense riches then?
>be british
>get your arsehole torn up by us
>go on about the famine and how we all live in caravans
>have that dismantled
>want to fight
Every. Single. Time.
>>51787532
This. Media can't use this rhetoric without being labeled extreme right wing though. PC and all that.
>>51787821
>get butthurt about being in British empire and throw a wobbly
>decide to kneel down before germany for eternity instead
ireland eternal kek nation
Can I do better?
Kinda feel like I could but I really like her
>>51787851
>parallel
>not AtG
*laughing animes*
>>51787275
wasteman pussyo dikhed, bruv innit
This fucking low-life way of speaking sure grinds my gears and is absolutely disgusting alongside that low-life london accent.
>>51787875
desu we're going to make the house all soviet and shit lol
>>51787922
>"british" "banter"
They are literally foaming at the mouth
>>51787879
Heavy lifting is excellent for fat burning, plus if you're trying to lose weight you won't lose any muscle while you're on a caloric deficit
Heavy weights three times a week and cardio on rest days is the GOAT way to get in shape
>be irish
>>51787940
what did britain handle worse during the empire? American relations or Irish relations?
>Be Irish
>Be obsessed with Britain so shitpost in the brit general
>Claim Britain is shit and Ireland is a land of milk and honey
>Have a genuine problem of too many people wanting to get out of the country rather than get in
KEK
>get shot
what are the Scottish governments plan to sort out their finances so they can start repaying the billions they take from England each year?
Cherry tomato, mozzarella salad with balsamic vinigar and olive oil dressing for lunch, lads.
>>51787947
She looks like she could be your sister mate
>>51787976
no I mean if you are fat you don't need weights?
Do you lads think that the average 4chan user is smarter than the average person? Do you think there is a certain "type" of person that 4chan appeals to?
>>51788016
They don't see it as a problem and they still want the country equivalent of a divorce in their favour.
>>51787898
Memes aside.
What the actual fug?
That's honestly depressing
>>51788042
yes
>>51787947
Good face.
Definitely wife material.
>>51787947
:(
wish i had a qt gf
>>51787898
>changing the goalposts
That's a completely different issue than being a 'poor' country you fucking moron
>>51788028
Everyone needs weights, if you didn't then all fat people would be massively hench
guys the world's gone to shit
literally nothing anywhere is heading in a better direction.
tension and violence globally is at an all time high
i'm literally joining the army for the training because i just can't believe a major war won't break out before long.
>>51788001
>be british
>be extremely annoyed at how BTFO you just were
>not intelligent or well traveled enough to reply in a similar fashion so you rhyme off some stats
>>51788042
It definitely tends to appeal to slightly above average intelligence people who although reasonably smart, think they are much more intelligent than they really are and so it helps fill that void of slightly intelligent and eccentric, but not motivated/clever enoguh to make any use of it and end up in perpetual disappointment.
There are a good few thickos too
>>51788042
no, the average 4chan poster is just a lot more self-conceited and arragont
>these stupid normies just don't understand
>they're all dumb and i'm smart!
literally pathetic
>>51788042
hard to say innit, I'd consider that the large majority of people haven't felt the need to broaden their horizons w places like 4chan, then again there are another large group of people who consider 4chan no more than a melting pot of teen angst
>>51788042
Absolutely tb h
>>51788103
>muh experience means more than your facts and statistics
Literally tumblr
>>51788016
SNP plan is to lie about it and conceal it until they win the election
>>51788089
>>51788103
Mate, if Britain is 'poor' (whatever standard you want by that), then why are people trying so hard to live here yet if Ireland is such a great place why are your young people literally fleeing it in all directions?
It's pretty fucked up.
>>51788089
from calling you shit to calling you shit with an article
hold up mates thats unfair you cant present evidence against ireland COLONIAL OPPRESSION
>>51788026
>>51788080
>>51788082
haha just kidding lad
the girl is some artsy chick i almost fucked in 1st year
we lived in the same res and been flirting all the time
got her in my bed one night and was about to start fooling around when she said "we can't do this"
pretty sad lads
>>51788056
>>51788147
so they're going to pay it all back when they go independent?
>>51788091
>all fat people would be massively hench
those that actually exercise or work labour are
because everything is extra resistance training
>be irish
Oh, you lads... What are you like, eh?
>>51788162
She was right though, you shouldn't do that with your sister
>>51788180
>exercise or work labour
So lifting weights then
>>51788149
Because they are too cowardly to seek a better life for themselves elsewhere due to centuries of being keked?
>>51788094
>a drawing by a Brit made for the purpose of propaganda aiming to delegitimise Ireland
Great cartoon lad, be careful you don't post Muhammad or you might have some issues down your local mosque
>i will never be an english football hooligan in the 1980s, going up and down the country and round europe drinking, murdering and beating anyone who gets in my way
>i will never have my teenage girlfriend shave my head with a gilette fatboy before sticking it to some chelsea cunts up and down the cobbles
>i will never throw sharpened coins at black players
>i will never vote national front
>i will never lose three teeth in a pub brawl over some dirty tarts
May as well just end it now
>British
>Australian
>New Zealander
>Canadian
>Irish
Stay.
>Everyone else
Get out.
What we muslims on /asean/ should embrace is the stereotypes that 4chan have about us. Don't be apologetic, don't be pathetic with #notallmuslim campaign.
Embrace it. Yes we are terrorists. Yes we will terrorize you. Yes we will invade your land with refugees. InshaAllah Europe will be muslim in the near future.
Neckbeard neets can only complain on 4chan. The leftist media is on our side. Edgy 4channers only dare to spout their hatred here on the internet, for they are pussies in real life while we muslims, we prepare to die for our deen.
Remember, convert their families, marry their daughters, put hijab on them and make sharia the law of the land in the whole of Europe.
Takbir ya ikhwan
>>51788175
They're not going to go independent
And we don't need to pay anything back. it's not a loan between 2 countries. it's redistribution within the same country
>>51788233
where wew you last night when these threads literally turned into /cum/
>>51788206
I don't understand.
If they were too cowarly to seek a better life for themselves elsewhere why would they leave?
They'd stay.
Another German bomb threat lads. This time on a plane. Multiculturalism: It just werks.
test post (have a method)
>>51788238
reported to mi5
>>51788233
>>Irish
>Stay.
no thanks
>>51788262
Yeah thats why people live like shit in britain
>>51788243
so Scotland will just get to keep all the free money? hope Davey C takes them to court
>>51788233
no u
>>51788256
/brit/ always turns into cum at like 4am+
lost my virginity to this cow
>>51788294
You're making no sense lad.
I'm not part of the meme squad.
I genuinely think you're missing something.
There's a serious problem when more people want to get out of your country than want to get in
will Tbh posting ever come back?
>""""""""""""""banter"""""""""""""""
>>51788210
>I will never murder 40 Italians and get away with it
>>51788238
>BREAKING NEWS: RAF drone strikes in Indonesia after terrorism threats
>>51788157
With an opinion piece from una fucking mullally? Fucking hell lad
Then you've got articles like this, both from the Irish Times: http://www.irishtimes.com/news/social-affairs/ireland-tops-eu-league-for-producing-children-1.2178705
> Ireland the most 'youthful' EU country, with 40% of population under the age of 30.
>>51788310
shag her again then
>>51788300
yes
When will the rest of england be paying back to london?
>>51788318
desu posting is better
>>51788358
she's ugly
>>51788317
>There's a serious problem when more people want to get out of your country than want to get in
Except that's not happening, at all
Unless you genuinely lack brain cells, don't take your facts from an opinion piece
>>51788210
>you will never be in a group of skinheads
feels bad 2bh, dad says when he was younger if you were in town and seen the shankill skins you shit yourself and hoped they didnt start on ya, wogs got BATTERED
heres a vid about footy hooligans funny hehe
https://youtu.be/kc7-xu7R3Q4?t=45
>>51788318
never ever
Ladposting is dead forever
>>51788330
30 is late middle age in Ireland
>>51788317
They are seeking a better life for themselves, like the millions of nignogs and pakis you have there
>be irish
>>51788318
weeb words and anime posting keeps out the normies
>>51788310
I'd slip her one desu
>>51788371
london is part of England though
>>51788238
>Jungle chinks
>Good at terrorism
Kek, leave it to the Arabs lad, you're out of your depth. Stick to cutting your daughters' clits off and getting btfo by buddhists.
girl on the left was my first kiss
she frenched me at a party in 9th grade (lmao @ the fact i never kissed a girl before that)
>>51788379
and?
>>51788393
You literally just said that life in Britain is better than Ireland with this post
>be irish
>die at 50
>>51788317
moving to ireland would be fun 2bh
>I don't like pakis and Muslims
>I voted for Dave 'Muslims are British' Cameron
You do realise if both of these things apply to you, you're probably clinically retarded.
>>51788419
scotland is part of uk
>>51788380
Just because facts are used in an opinion piece, doesn't make them not facts
the last resort of a lost argument is to deny the facts.
http://claredaly.ie/latest-emigration-figures-show-increase-in-people-leaving-ireland/
>The latest statistics on Irish emigration, published by the Central Statistics Office (CSO), show an increase in emigration with over 243 people leaving the country every day. No matter how much spin the right wing media attempt to put on these figures they cannot be explained away as a shift in the lifestyle decisions of young Irish people, they represent an economic and social crisis.
>Over 420 people are relocating in the U.K. every week now, this figure is at its highest in 22 years. These figures clearly show the negative impact that austerity is having on this island. In the last five years over 177,000 young people have emigrated. This is reminiscent of the emigration crises of the 1950s and 1980s, when high unemployment drove thousands of mainly working class people away from their homes to seek out a livelihood elsewhere.
>>51788432
5/10
>>51788438
>*replies aggressively towards me*
stop lad
>>51788468
oh so that means they can scrounge money of English taxpayers ?
>>51788462
voted sharia4uk desu lads
>>51788472
>Over 420 people are relocating in the U.K. every week now, this figure is at its highest in 22 years. These figures clearly show the negative impact that austerity is having on this island. In the last five years over 177,000 young people have emigrated.
IRELAND IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE UK THEY'RE LITERALLY DOING EVERYTHING THEY CAN TO LEAVE, AND MOVE TO THE UK
LMAO
M
A
O
Ireland well and truly btfo. Thank you based stats man
>>51788496
yes
>>51788478
i don't have her on facebook and for some reason she has that ugly ass picture as her pp
she was a 8.5/10 back in the 9th
>>51787670
At least we didn't have that issue
I got 5 on it
what did he mean by this?
GOT THE JOB AT NEXT LADS
for the """"""""""""""""interview""""""""""""""""" they literally just made me work for half an hour so just stood around saying hello to people on the shop floor and they said i was really good and confident ahahahahah told you lads i can pretend to be a normie when i want to
Lads my girlfriend is ginger. I really love her, though, and she's really cute, she has really nice blue eyes. But she wants kids and I don't want ginger kids. What should I do?
>>51788538
>not being asian tier
>>51788523
stop bullying ireland you fucking cuntbag
Drinking a fruit smoothie xx
>>51788538
Moving the goalposts now, are we?
>>51788552
Congrats lad. Well done
>>51788552
very good boy *rubs your tummy*
>>51788538
why is south korea getting dumber
All the Irish are good at is moving to other countries and ruining them.
STAY AWAY MICKS, REEEEEEEE
>>51788472
That's from 2013, the Irish Times article where we're the most 'youthful' country is from April 2015
>>51788479
apologies, didn't realise it was aggressive.
so what she's ugly?
shag some more munters and you'll realise women are boring people who only use their vaginas as a tool to gain social status.
>>51788528
>she was a 8.5/10
nah, she never was
>>51788554
Ginger hair is the qtest hair colour desu
Unless you're a lad
>>51788496
>scrounge money of English taxpayers ?
Do you have any reason to believe this or is it just because some c*lt hurt your feelings?
>>51788554
Just make sure you have girls
>>51788581
decadent
>>51788538
why would need good education when educated Irish people seek refuge and a better life here?
>>51788238
Back to your containment thread, ratboy.
>>51788620
say that to my face
>>51788400
>be Irish
>dont need to lock my door
>everybody is friendly and helpful
>get lots of help from the government if you are struggling in life
>anybody who puts effort in can build a nice life for themselves, own house etc
>low to zero crime
>no white guilt
>stress free "nobody gives a fuck" attitude to life in general
>nice scenery
>not too many people
>no terrorism or orwellian government
>no ruling class exploiting the 90%
>its a lot better than britain actually now that I think about it
There you go, maybe you could visit here someday and expand your horizons a bit beyond your houseshare flat you live in like some kind of dickensian slum
>>51788635
I like to pamper myself
>>51788620
i can pick sluts up easy lad, why go for the ugly ones
and she was desu
a bit of acne never hurt noone i knew
*walks towards you misogynistically*
>>51788624
so how much money does Scotland send to England and how much does England send back then?
>be irish
>cry on the internet
much epic
>>51788639
we need more irish and poles desu at least they're christians. daily reminder that the church of england is just a mouthpiece for lefty faggots
>>51788639
Except the majority of people who actually emigrated done so with a trade skill? Top kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07WWZZG2Tc2
rate my bbc
>>51788613
http://www.cso.ie/en/releasesandpublications/er/pme/populationandmigrationestimatesapril2015/
Read this.
You're actually moving up by about 50k a year in population thanks to Europe, but most of those emigrating are actually emigrating for employment and are younger/ have more education than those coming in.
Sorry lad. I love Ireland (ma and dad are Irish), but this is just stupid to deny there's a problem
sophie
>be Irish
>>51788678
she literally is not close to an 8.5/10
i'm sorry. she really isn't. if you want me to highlight everything that's wrong with her, I will.
>>51788601
poor disciprine
She didn't reply lads. Going to go mean on her tbqh.
>she literally is not close to an 8.5/10
>i'm sorry. she really isn't. if you want me to highlight everything that's wrong with her, I will.
>>51788639
>educated Irish people seek refuge and a better life here?
Yeah, all those educated gypsies and benders
>>51788682
I have no idea but you seem to think there's some significant difference in the two figures, why?
nobody wants you to say anything lisicki please stop
>>51788664
>>low to zero crime
>>no white guilt
>>stress free "nobody gives a fuck" attitude to life in general
these are definitely lies unless you are literally on craggy island
*walks critical towards you*
>>51788664
My Nan's Irish. Might move to the emerald motherland 2bh, it sounds great.
>>51788706
>Yanks can't even resist talking about muh guns when doing a foreign accent
>>51787275
>stab an Israeli - get shot
>srab a brit - get tazered
You are truly civilized
>>51788757
Open table 5
http://www.cso.ie/en/releasesandpublications/er/pme/populationandmigrationestimatesapril2015/
You are litearlly losing your graduates to elsewhere lmao.
>tfw never kissed a girl
>tfw never touched a boob
>tfw will never have sex
How the fuck do you shag a girl if you have anxiety and you're socially awkward?
>Hello there, I'm from the Kingdom of the Netherlands
>>51788736
never mind i read it as annual progress
>brit educashuns
wish i was irish dessuu
>>51788779
But I do
>>51788757
>"educated" "irish" "people"
@51788756
@51788766
stop giving him satisfaction
>>51788801
be good looking
>>51788622
>>51788634
you're both right. just afraid it would be boys. Also, I'm only 5'8'', and my gf is tiny, she's 5'2''. If I had boys, they would be tiny ginger manlets... I can't do that to them.
>>51788812
I CAN'T GET NO
>>51788801
escorts
>>51788801
rape or prossie desu
>>51788756
i got to know, why is it always a katana with shitty 1950's clothing and a hat?
it's always this literal combo, but the katana has nothing to do with the suit. someone explain pls
>>51788793
Yeah it seems a bit unrealistic for a Brit to have a gun tbqh.
Should have spoke about which direction Mecca was or something.
There's a mouse living somewhere in my concrete bunker of an office. It ate some chocolate and tinfoil on my desk this weekend.
What is your IQ?
137 here
Weed makes me question my life choices and who i am i lose my confidence and end up acting retarded and doing shit at everything but the day after everything is fine
is this normal or am i too old for weed im 25 no banters please.
im hungry
ama
>>51788872
sort of people who think fedoras are cool because muh classy gentleman also tend to think katanas are cool because muh anime
>>51788554
But it skips a generation you melt
>>51788801
get her drunk
>>51788879
who is this semon demon
girl on the left had a crush on me on the 8th even though she was dating the hot guy
one day me and her sat and talked for like 3 hours
and then during the summer she would chat me up on msn and flirt with me because we were both too shy to do it in person
then we went to diff high schools and she became a crackhead
wasted potential
>>51788906
Are you hungry?
>>51788879
as long as you've got a clean criminal record getting a shotgun here isn't too hard desu
>>51788900
189 here
>walk into job interview
>wasnt even planned just walked straight into some office
>chewing gum, my top 3 buttons are undone
>his secretary rushes out to get security
>slap manila folder on his desk infront of him
>smirk
>he opens it
>reveals this picture
>"ah, very nice, very impressive"
>>51788906
so it's a common kind of retardation they all have?
>>51788664
You should note that none of that applies to Dublin.
>>51788764
so there isn't a significant difference?
>>51788923
She looks a bit like me if I was a girl t b h, quite weird that.
>>51788940
Yes but can you blow someone away who comes into your flat m8?
>>51788963
Dublin is practically England
>>51788943
did you get the job senpai
>>51788923
you could have saved her
>>51789000
closing the door normally works
>>51788996
this is her 2 years ago
can't imagine what she looks like now
>>51788911
lies
>>51789022
Let's say they're feeling rather brash and decide to circumvent the door as a surprise.
>>51789008
whatever
*rides away on motorbike*
>>51789001
Honestly mate where do the ultra Irish nationalists come from on here?
I've been to the most remote, shite places in Ireland or holiday and family visits and nobody actually gives a fuck.
It doesn't make sense how nobody in real life gives a fuck yet there's some autistic bender squad on here hating the British.
Even the British have pathetic Irish haters, and that's fair enough you'd expect some of them here but nobody I've ever met in Ireland has ever had a chip on their shoulder.
Unironically don't understand how it gets here on int.
>>51789000
If they're also armed, yes.
>>51788432
>>51788678
everything disgusting about this munter
>massive fivehead which is further emphesised by a narrow chin
>hairline which is receding, also showing 5head.
>shit eyebrow game
>face is too squashed in
>no cheek definition
>very thin top lip
>chin is uneven
>shit makeup skills, face and neck contrast too much
>too much arm fat
>is a femlet (all models ((the pinnacle of attraction)) are tall)
>no tits even though fat
>no /fa/ sense
>no arse by looks of it
>acne in 2nd picture
>lazy eye in 2nd picture
5/10 if I'm being lenient
>>51788943
holy fucking shit.. are you available to become prime minister of the UK or are you already being groomed to replace malcolm turnbull?
>>51788964
Are you mentally challenged? I said I don't know but you obviously seem to think that Scotland gets more money than it pays back into the UK, I was trying to ask you to explain why you thought this but you seem to be incapable.
>>51789065
Post yourself handsome.
>>51789000
Doesn't seem to be any consistency with cases there desu.
How can people deny terrorists from their "quality" of muslim
Yet get assblasted when someone says terrorists are muslims ?
>5/10 if I'm being lenient
>>51789070
well its true isn't it?
>>51789062
literally only started hating irish after seeing how bitter they are on /int/
>>51789066
*scoffs*
huh... yeah right...
*lights a cig*
*grabs moving tram*
>>51789095
>>51788903
Sounds just like me except I don't smoke weed or take any drugs whatsoever.
Lads, how do I become a diplomat in some shit, irrelevant foreign country? I've thought about it and I've come to the conclusion it would be THE comfiest job of all.
>working in a little office
>picture of the Queen on the wall
>probably in some warm island nation like the Seychelles
>right by the beach
>occasionally dealing with tourists who've lost their passport
>liasing with the government about comfy issues like climate change
>attending state banquets
>flying in jaffa cakes and tea from the UK at a very high price and billing it to the taxpayer
>shagging local qts
>>51789062
memeing
>>51789110
give it a rest nige
>>51789139
fuck hoyl sit u are hansam
Hey lads just came back from Ireland and wanted to say I love you all
I had the best time in my life there, you were all nice to me despite my awful accent. You pubs, local beers and ciders were amazing.
I had major feels during the flight, I didn't want to leave.
You boys know how to live, we french are too serious about ourselves.
>>51789118
>its true
Do you have any kind of information to back that up?
>>51789062
All those people hated you from the moment you opened your mouth but didnt show it, they merely made fun of you afterwards because we are such a polite and friendly people
>>51789165
kek
>>51789143
I've worked with the FCO and for those kind of jobs they take only the best.
However, you can get on the staff of said person very easily.
>>51789020
>really like Wham! and George Michael
>all my friends and family think I must be a massive bender
I just think those lads could fucking write a tune that's all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A
>>51789062
full of children being keyboard warriors
>>51789165
fuck off takbir
>>51789165
Did you shag any Mick slags whilst you were there, Mamadou?
>>51789020
>>51789216
good taste
>>51789237
they're too busy shagging their family tbf
the only girl i ever had a real feelings for
met her in the 6th grade through mutual friends. she went to the other middle school across the town
thought she was really hot and had a really nice ass
went to a party in 6th and my friend randomly told her i wanted to dance
so she came up to me and we grinded for a bit
fast forward to 9th grade when we meet eachother again
we fool around all the time and people call us out on it, have touched her bare ass and tits a bunch, made out with her, try extremely hard to make her give me a blowjob but fail
move to another city in the middle of 10th grade
we lose the closeness we have and dont ever speak anymore
she works at a bank and a waiter at a restaurant according to her facebook profile
>>51789128
most bitter thing i ever read
>>51789140
I only have this issue when high. Its mostly cause i should be getting my shit together instead of smoking weed.
>>51789211
>However, you can get on the staff of said person very easily.
Oh yeah that would be fine. I suppose you'd have to graduate from Oxbridge or something and have a long career in politics to become an actual ambassador, I'm not aiming for that. Just working in an embassy doing some office job would be cool.
>>51789062
Absolute shit. Lived in Ireland three years, they don't like the British. Most people there will have a nice conversation with you, and een be your mate. Try discussing Northern Ireland and see how long that friendlyness lasts.
Do Mexicans go to Canada?
Lets take the butthurt up a notch
>>51787388
I like the drummer one more.
Someone at work got the Maltese girl who works here a box of Maltesers for secret santa haha
>>51789190
300 years of scots scrounging
>>51789290
>antangonise somebody and see if theyre still friendly
>>51789290
>tfw my mum's irish
>they can't hate me because i literally am them
>>51789062
They're polite. They always hated you.
>>51788805
haha hello
>>51789344
>muh heritage
fuck off yank
>girls who are fat and or ugly trying to make ASMR videos
Just nah.
>>51789270
Weed slows your brain down, if you need to think clearly then don't smoke.
>>51789290
What is there to discuss?
>>51787487
One of my earliest memories as a kid was accidentally wandering into my uncles dark garage trying to find the bathroom. I was feeling my way around looking for a lightswitch and bumped into something big and slightly wet, and when I finally found the light I was alone in a garage with essentially 2 of those hanging from a rack. Bit scary tbqh
>>51789314
hypothetical: how many fingers would you give up for reunification tomorrow?
>>51789257
she's not even that good m8
a bit obvious for my tastes
worth a shag though
might go to aldi
>>51787317
No voter here. I'm fed up of listening to Yestards claiming that we hold the UK up financially.
These morons don't know what the Barnett formula is, they don't know that the UK bailed out our failing oil industry, is still doing so and that oil prices have plummeted.
All they do is repeat conspiracy theories. You could just take Third Reich speeches, replace "Jew" with "English" and "German" with "Scottish" and you have every SNP speech.
Pls send military in to Pinochet these fucks
>>51789314
Are you bog hoppers doing anything special for Easter 2016?
>>51789416
going on the piss lad
Fuck off, cunt
First gf i ever had fancied the pants off me she told me she was sooo happy i asked her out shed been waiting for ages. So i decided not to shower and take her out to mcdonalds and watch 40 year old virgin at cinema. Acted spergy the whole time and she dumped me instantly. Managed to get gfs since then but i still wish i didnt fuck that date up cause i wonder what my life would have been like afterwards
Don't you think it's cute how Irish people honestly believe the story that they BTFO the British Army on the battlefield and formed their own country because of this
>>51789403
Zero, I couldn't give a fuck.
>>51789416
I'm guessing some politican wankers will hijack it in a fake cringefest
Those denbts aren't going to pay themselves...
https://archive.is/ZcVfv
>>51789445
fuck off
>>51789485
this was quickly refuted iirc
>>51789476
What really happened then?
>>51789485
nice, where can I go?
>>51789468
>took her to mcdonalds
>after skipping a shower
this is where you went wrong
>>51789342
Not at all, they antagonised me by saying the UK should just give it back. The vast majority are loyalist, and wish to remain as such. We've said many times if the majority population there wants to be part of Ireland again, we'll let them.
>>51789386
You have freedom. What you actually want to do is take the freedom of Northern Ireland. The majority wish to be in the UK.
>>51789519
t. virgin by choice
>>51789411
>conspiracy theories
It's getting pretty silly desu. I don't mind people throwing statistics around, even if they are usually without context, but playing the victim to this extent is just sad.
>>51789485
Well lads it's time to go on tour to Greece
m8 actually rung me up after my job interview and asked how it went
knowing someone actually gave a shit about me is better than getting the job itself 2bh
>be me
>realised I can now have sex with prostitutes as I'velost my virginity
>mfw
>>51789397
Why did you uncle have 2 girls hanging in his garage?
why are all the flags highlighted
the fuck
>When the economic crisis began in Greece, the going rate for sex with a prostitute was 50 euros ($53), the London newspaper quoted Laxos as saying. Now, it’s fallen to as low as two euros ($2.12) for a 30-minute session.
You can literally drain your balls in an olive-skinned Greek qt for the price of a pack of monster munch.
saving my first hand hold for marriage 2bh
Went to stereosonic yesterday lads, was pretty average desu
girl coming round mine to pick up some money i owe her boyfriend
this is gonna be awkward
>>51789565
Literally nobody cares, cyril watson
Cant we all just get along? :)
>>51789481
well celebrating the 100th anniversary of treachery and deceit can be pretty cringey tb h
>>51789565
fuck off you utter gobshite
>>51789532
No shit
>>51789601
>be you
>pretend you've lost your virginity because you can't handle the bullying on an anonymous Taiwaneese sewing imageboard
>Irish parents
>Family got arrested in the troubles and one unironically sent down as one of the famous numbered gangs who were later released
>Born in England and proud of it
Can't call me a colonial Englishman but can't say I don't understand Irish troubles either
Feels good to play both sides
>>51789616
>2 quid for a pack of monster munch
bit of a ripoff 2bh
>>51789616
Post some cheap greek prostitutes though lad, who knows if you're buying anything fit for that toonie.
>>51789515
The IRA maintained a reasonably successful guerrilla campaign without ever really inflicting too much pain on the British Army. Political will was lost in London (many senior members of the British government, including Churchill, had already been arguing for Ireland to be made independent even before the war). Then the Anglo Irish treaty happened which made the IRA super butthurt, and the Irish Government (supplied and armed by the British) defeated them in the Irish Civil War.
>>51789665
>be you
>h-haha you h-haven't lost your virginity
>r-rightt?
>>51789601
was it special?
>>51789601
>t. virgin
>>51789645
>a leaf
>>51789720
tragic
>>51789722
mashed some random club slag in
has she ever done hardcore?
>>51789628
Try and shag her la
>>51789704
Two dollars m8; that's like 10p in Her Majesty's GBP.
>>51789686
my nans side of the family were all in the ira during the irish war of independence 2bh hahaha what were they like x
>>51789713
>we didnt lose we just left because we wanted to
You sound like some yank talking about the vietnam war
>>51789713
so they btfo the british army on the battlefield then
>>51789601
When are you going to acquire the selfawareness that tripfagging is doing you no favours at all
>>51789771
i live with my parents mate
>>51789769
name?
>>51789766
Can you describe the experience in detail please lad? Need to make sure you're telling the truth, ta x
>>51789775
I meant 2 euros which is what it says there
>>51789736
you call this bantz? I've had better bantz with a half literate Pole, I was expecting something better!
why do Indians love him so much?
>>51789816
will be doing a thread/ama on it soon
>>51789846
ur mum m8
>>51789846
You have to give good banter to get it back
>>51789846
hes a west brit, the least bants people on earth
>>51789807
>not bringing a girl round at least once and rattling her hard so your ma and da know you're straight
Bad lad.
>>51789631
Clearly this guy does, though
>>51789661
This is what I mean. They chimp out at British when presented with actual facts. They just like to hate us 2bh, they're never going to get over that potato ass pain. Just like niggers with slavery now.
>>51789832
>euros
Also worthless monopoly money which is like 800:1 with the £.
>>51789704
He must mean one of those big bags or a multipack
can't tell when lisicki is being serious anymore
>>51789794
>>51789791
But the new Irish government was literally supplied and supported by the UK, and many people who had fought fort Ireland's independence saw the Anglo Irish Treaty as a betrayal since Ireland remained part of the Commonwealth and also was partitioned. Why would such compromise be necessary if the British were really BTFO?
The Irish got their independence because, despite how disgusting potatoniggers are, blowing them the fuck out would have sparked worldwide scandal. At the end of the day they weren't Indians. Really the British Army could have completely steamed the IRA at the time if they had to, they just couldn't because the rest of the world would have went mental.
>>51789865
>Needing time to make up a story
>>51789883
My mother probably heard some shit when I lived with her tbqh
... oops.
>>51789901
Never, he is a troll and an incredibly brilliant and successful one. He has fooled /brit/ completely.
>>51789062
>where do the ultra Irish nationalists come from on here?
>I've been to the most remote, shite places in Ireland
Don't know if it's the same in the UK, but in Ireland, we are pleasant to your face, but we let it all out behind your back
Absolutely hate that about living here
>>51789918
>Why would such compromise be necessary if the British were really BTFO?
because people were influenced by that west brit cunt michael collins
love mugi love life
I bet lisicki is some just loser who lives in his parents attic sustaining himself on spoonfuls of mustard while making up this life he lives on here so he can pretend he has some semblance of normality
>>51789928
>Anon's plastic vagina certainly is very squeaky, isn't it dear?
>>51790001
your waifu sucks nigger dicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxm1FlLSfe4
top crimbo choon
>>51789882
I didn't realise, I'm so sorry. I hope he gets the necessary medical treatment and care needed and gets better.
About ready to call it quits lads.
The plan is to disguise myself as a deer at the opening of the next deer hunting season and run around in the woods until somebody guns me down. Don't have the balls to do it myself, what a way to go.
if somebody dares post east 17 i will be blowing my gasket to timbuktu
>>51790001
Ritsu is better desu
nans from donegal thats the real ireland there not west brit shite
Lisicki doesn't exist, he is clearly a character made up to troll /brit/ and we have fallen for it.
He is, at turns, self-aware then completely oblivious, a complete normie then a complete autist, a Marxist then a fascist, all depending on what the situation in the thread is and what would annoy people the most at that particular time.
>>51789980
The truth is that in terms of power Ireland had literally 0 chance and certain members of the Irish Republican movement recognised that
>>51790125
Good taste la.
>>51790133
is anyone actually annoyed by lisicki though?
>>51790129
general rule of thumb, if it isnt on the atlantic coast, its a west brit shithole
>>51790118
top sides
>>51790118
>Not suicide by cop
Bad lad
trolled
i wanted you to post east 17 hence my warning you not to
>>51790133
How have you not realised this earlier?
I unironically filtered him ages ago.
I can't work out why people even bother with what I presume are responses to his posts.
Nobody, not even the most autistic, down trodden retards could lack such self awareness
It's been a good troll though
>>51790059
Best Crimbo tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HkJHApgKqw
If I could start again
A million miles away
I will keep myself
I would find a way
how many people are there in UK?
named Frederick, Egbert, Athelstan and Alfward
Lads why do I keep seeing images which are just black text on a white background?
>>51790119
Here ya go fella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a3ETB5QFrM
Enjoy
>>51789918
>was literally supplied and supported by the UK
Top kek
What on earth are you talking about? Pro Treaty weren't "literally supplied by the UK"
>>51790215
Eleven.
Tell me about Carlisle
>>51790175
I haven't been good at much in this life. I'm going to be the best most majestic buck I can be.
fuck kevin durant
>>51790268
>the best most majestic buck I can be.
Not gonna lie lads, I'm partial to big butts
>>51790271
do as I say
do you think the RAF will stop bombing ISIS on Christmas day and have a game of footy like in WW1?
>>51790215
Sorry, only Muhammads
>>51790165
>people tell him to kill himself every time he posts
>install extensions just so they can filter him
>post guides telling others how to filter him
>talk about him when he's not even around
People are definitely triggered by Lisicki, he's an excellent troll, knows just how to push people's buttons.
He'll advance the character now by insisting that he's lost his virginity which will annoy those who have been calling him a virgin because they themselves are likely virgins because they will hate the idea that someone they can laugh at and consider below them has leapfrogged them in the social stakes.
It's genius desu.
>>51790293
ayy
>>51790165
See, look how much Lisicki triggers this lad >>51790195
>>51790333
idk I've always thought of him as like that annoying kid in class who would never shut up so everyone bullied him
>>51790215
my names frederick 2bh
>>51790331
Not unless it's in the air lad
>>51790331
I hope not
Bomb those cunts every day of the year.
>>51790331
suicide bomb jackets for goalposts?
>>51790215
>Egbert
does this actually happen?
I don't think I'm capable to be loved or to love someone.
>>51790325
never f*g
now that ive got a job at next lads whats the chance ill meet a qt while working there
will settle for a 2-3% percent chance 2bh
>>51790378
Unless they're genuinely autistic though people don't put up with getting called names and bullied and mocked incessantly. Unless they're trolling and getting a kick out of annoying others.
Never give a hoot about wack shit.
>>51790442
please, Carlisle looks so cozy
might go meet miss Sue E. Side
>>51790457
Depends on the job
>>51790503
customer sales assistant
>>51790457
You might get a yummy mummy dragging her daughter round the home section
>>51790525
You might some munter who looks like that bint from the uk office
>>51790525
What if a girl buys underwear?
>>51790559
why you bend her over the counter and stick it in her la
Girl at work is curvy, big tits and bum but she's not fat. Literal 10/10 body
>>51790432
Ecgbeorht(Egbert) is British relatively popular name, right?
>>51790935
Post pictures
