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printer edition
cara
holly
job interview in 25 minutes lads
>>51784294
You're a pretty big printer
>>51784014
got an eta on translating that degeneracy? sent that email btw
hhhh
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daqin
Everyone I know
Goes away
In the end
>>51784351
G-d bless you
#FREE IRELAND
>yank includes himself
like um nice try sweetie :)
>>51784294
>>51784338
qt feet
>>51784351
What for lad? Good luck desu
>>51784351
good luck mate. kill it
>>51784326
Being fat is a fucking small price to pay for decisive cultural and economic victory over us
>>51784392
customer sales assistant at next bricking it 2bh x
>>51784315
No, we really aren't.
I'd even argue that Ireland isn't either but if you think Britain is, you'd definitely think Ireland is.
Britain is completely different from most mainland European countries and it's a shame we lost our nerve and didn't follow that through.
Nobody has anything like we do in the Commonwealth today, and that's saying something because it's gone to shit
Is that knife attack really terrorism? I don't feel it is. Just some retarded muz with a sharp object.
taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkeeee ooooooooooooonnnnnn meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>51784351
bet a tenner you can't get your willy out during the interview
>>51784416
He literally said "this is for Syria" as he did it
>>51784392
are girls feet ever not qt
>>51784391
Why are we so great?
>>51784416
>terrorism
ˈtɛrərJzəm/
noun
noun: terrorism
the unofficial or unauthorized use of violence and intimidation in the pursuit of political aims.
>>51784413
Why we didn't we just federalise?
>>51784416
most terrorism is just a retarded muz with a dangerous object
Want to be a money launderer when I grow up
>>51784424
>That cameraman
50 Cent's career really has gone downhill
What's skunk, lads?
Whats different about it
>>51784416
>were the Paris attacks really terrorism? Just some retarded muzzers with hand cannons.
Yes you fucking kuck, it was a terrorist attack. A failed one but still a terrorist attack.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT TURN ON CHANNEL 4 RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!
if i bring my burger cutting knife with me to the u.k will i be forced to convert to islam in gaol???
>>51784446
>unofficial or unauthorized use
>>51784432
I suppose. I just feel like if you're going to be a terrorist at least be a competent terrorist.
Everyone seems to be making more of a fuss about that "you're not a real muslim" thing though, which is rather sickening. My favourite thing to respond to that with is the fact the leader of ISIS has a PHD in Islamic studies.
>>51784476
It has a pretty famous defence mechanism in spraying foul-smelling liquid from glands near its anus
>>51784453
Because we went into absolute meltdown after the war and India wanting to leave.
Due to lack of money and absolutely spineless politicians (on both sides, ironically more rom the Tories than anybody) we chose Europe instead because we were worried.
Despite this, places like NZ, Canada and Aus, even the non-white dominions such as Pakistan had our back but we turned it down.
Genuinely made me nearly shed a tear when you read the speeches and you see how Candian Parliament is saying it will throw its own life away because it was only granted by the help of the UK.
Shame really.
>>51784483
are they having a simpsons marathon?
>>51784476
it gives you schizophrenia if you smoke it
>>51784467
Yanks don't grow up, they grow out
>>51784492
>cutting your burger
Is that a jew thing you guys do like cutting your foreskins?
>>51784476
stronger strain
most weed in the uk is skunk iirc
thats why americans don't cut it with tobacco when rolling
>>51784483
what about come dine with me?
>>51784523
no just me
>>51784483
rasheed
>>51784492
>burger cutting knife
>>51784413
>Britain is completely different from most mainland European countries
how?
>>51784588
We're an island
I'm running a suck and leave service out my flat in London lads.
Show up, get sucked off, leave. No talking nothing else.
>>51784529
>most weed in the uk is skunk iirc
you've never been to the U.S have you?
fucking loathe vegans desu lads
The joke about them always talking about it is not a joke. Lad I know literally inserts it into every single conversation. If you eat meat in front of him he launches into all this shit about how you're a capitalist pawn, with no self-awareness whatsoever.
It would be funny if it didn't get annoying.
>>51784599
And who's doing the sucking lad, you?
>>51784599
address?
are poz lads welcome?
Were Canadians and Australians conscripted in WWII?
>>51784504
he's pretty based as well t b h
>>51784623
Yes
my czech mate is surprisingly bad at chess
>>51784601
i'm a 20 year old neet posting on 4chan
>>51784596
corsica is an island.
>>51784654
>20 year old
disgustu
>>51784650
Well good luck then.
>>51784610
>know people who are vegetarians
>say they don't eat meat because of animal cruelty
>refuse to eat food that touches meat
all just a bunch of fucking drama queens
>>51784588
For a start our political systems are completely different. The Enlightenment changed Europe and indeed the UK, but we took it differently.
Our main thinkers, philosophers and politicians diverged hugely and it brought about a completely different set of ideals and thoughts on where we should go.
Even though France got rid of it's monarchy but places like Holland still have them, they are more comparable to each other than to Britain. Read the Burke Paine debate over France and you can see how Britain frames stuff in a different light.
Secondly, Britain had and in a way still has a cultural reach like no other. Canada, NZ, AUS, African nations, India, Pakistan, all have political systems and models based off of the Westminster one. Our political system works differently and we attribute different priorities and rights than most European nations.
Our island nation mentality means that our network extends beyond the closest borders.
I could go on for hours but I'm not going back into my undergrad course.
I'd say read the main debates in 1800s Britain right up to the Commonwealth debates in the post war.
You can get the books at any library (Mansergh compiled them all) and they're only short.
You can believe what you want however, I'm not getting too deep into it on 4chan
>>51784651
Here's a (You) for that one.
WHAT KIND OF TICKET IS THIS???
IS THIS A JOKE???
Baghdadi more like fag daddy
the migrant camp city in Calais
>2015
>not having muslims in the house of lords
www.bbc.co.uk/news/the-reporters-35005026
>>51784777
To think this used to be where the Nazis thought the D-Day landings would be.
>>51784702
The guy I know is definitely worse. I ate shrimps in front of him and he went absolutely fucking mental. Kept screaming about how every bite was murder and he couldn't stand the stench of murdered sentient life anymore.
He's also convinced himself that the meat industry is the equivalent of what /pol/ thinks the jews are. Talk to him about any subject and he will link it back to the meat industry controlling our minds and shit.
>>51784777
Burn it
>>51784702
They don't want to consume animal juices m8
>>51784777
looks like the average festival camp ground
>>51784390
C''mon. You ought to be able to get at least couple quid for it, no?
>>51784381
except us
Contemplating planting a potato field this summer
Nah that's stupid potatoes are dirt cheap
>>51784712
>For a start our political systems are completely different. The Enlightenment changed Europe and indeed the UK, but we took it differently.
how are they different?
>Our main thinkers, philosophers and politicians diverged hugely and it brought about a completely different set of ideals and thoughts on where we should go.
in what way did they diverge?
>Even though France got rid of it's monarchy but places like Holland still have them, they are more comparable to each other than to Britain.
how are they more similar?
>Read the Burke Paine debate over France and you can see how Britain frames stuff in a different light.
what.
>Secondly, Britain had and in a way still has a cultural reach like no other. Canada, NZ, AUS, African nations, India, Pakistan, all have political systems and models based off of the Westminster one.
how does that quality you as not european?
>Our political system works differently and we attribute different priorities and rights than most European nations.
how and which ones? do most european countries political systems work the same way?
evening/afternoon lads
Lads when did the """""""""""""quotation marks""""""""""""""" meme start?
>>51784876
where do they fit all the bombs in fighter jets (not bombers)? or do they only go with the 6 or so you see?
If islamic religious leaders get into the house of Lords we'll officially be the world's most keked nation.
>>51784923
today
>>51784923
An American made a thread last week shitposting doing it
>>51784936
some fighters have internal bomb bays
Thinking about planting some banana shrubs this summer
>>51784978
>If
when
you know they will, and everyone who opposes it is raycist islamofowbic nazi
>>51784923
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""meme""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>51785010
i planted a bananna in ur mommys garden you fuck face
>>51784904
I'm literally not going into this on 4chan because you are juts going to go back and forth. I will sound supercilious but I don't care. I sat and read it all and wrote the essays, it's clear you've not.
For a start we have a Parliamentary system which in itself is a world apart.
>in what way did they diverge?
Read about the Burke Paine debate
>how are they more similar?
Read literally any book on European collectivism and unification
>how does that quality you as not european?
really?
>how and which ones? do most european countries political systems work the same way?
Are you bantering me?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Mansergh
I've given you a start, good luck. Debating on 4chan is absolutely pointless. It will only descend into shitflinging and no serious point being taken onboard without just trying to defend your point of view.
You're more than welcome to say the UK is a state like any other in Europe, but it isn't in my opinion.
Emily.
>>51784904
are you literally 5 year old who asks "why?" to every statement
>>51785038
Don't try to fucking out-"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""meme"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Isis have a smartphone app coming out lads
Help me
>>51785063
so you're just chatting shite alright
>>51785109
iSis
hello x
>>51785140
alri
>>51785109
how do i get it?
xD
>>51785128
If by providing you with a very good starter pack of things that essential to having this debate, including reminding you of rudimentary differences in legislature make up is chatting shit, then yes.
It's no good debating on 4chan, as I say, because you do exactly what I unironically said you'd do.
I;m thinking about thos Beans
>>51784777
Why is it ok to have illegal immigrants just sitting around? Arrest them and deport them.
>>51785082
he made a lot of unsubstantiated claims, has to be able to back them up
How to find prostitutes in your city
>>51785229
adultwork.co.uk
>>51785128
It's painfully apparent you don't know anything about it. I don't either tbf, but you look like a cock
>>51785229
Give your mother a ring
The gangs all here.
Why does my butt bleed
YANKS OUT
>>51785109
If I download it will I get arrested? I just want to see what it is
>>51785227
>Gives you a reading list, a historian and some debates to look at which are key
>You've obviously not read them
>BACK IT UP
Why is 4chan full of fucking morons who do this shit? What do you actually hope to gain?
>>51785269
Use lube next time
>>51785191
so you decide the "essential information" that is required and if it doesn't conform to your biases it's discarded okay
>>51785267
>kangaroos taking a shit on a fucking leaf
>>51784901
They're only dirt cheap cause the good Irish lads in PEI grow so many.
Gotta respect our potato farmers.
Thinking of getting my arsehole bleached lads.
>>51785109
Probably an NSA/GCHQ collaboration desu
Has any country ever had as quick and dramatic a drop in geopolitical relevance as Britain did post WWII without being outright conquered or destroyed?
Haha, literally b8d Aussies to leave /Brit/ and post in the Aussie drinking culture thread
You're just pawns to me
The company I work for did a poll on where they biy christmas presents from, and 9â„… said they aren't buying any at all, what a bunch of pakis
>>51785313
Well no, but that is what I'd base my argument off. I've suggested that these things support the view I've taken.
You've not offered anything yourself, you've not read anything by the arguably most important Commonwealth historian ever, you don't know what is largely agreed one of the most important political debates in British history, and you still sit there whining. It's like you never went to uni.
Honestly mate, you're right. I'm wrong. Hope you feel vindicated, my claims were unsubstantiated.
>>51785267
>the jews will never let this happen
>>51785339
i laffd
>>51784993
F-22's don't carry bombs, just missiles.
>Not one pound for air to ground.
>>51785382
I buy all mine from Amazon 2bh
>>51785380
Enjoy a ruined /brit/ I can literally notice the difference without australian posters.
Enjoy the seppo """"""quality"""""" posts
>>51785313
I'm reading what he said and even I can find the relevant bits, you must be thick.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reflections_on_the_Revolution_in_France
The whole argument about how abstract ideals which make up the European political scene is true to this day and definitely not true in Britain
>>51785267
mmm nah
Aussies are the most banterous 2bh
Why don't we just assassinate al-fagdaddy?
>>51785477
cheers mate you too
Anal sex > vaginal
>>51785267
>dat flag
'no'
The Union Jack is completely wrong
>>51784294
Gibe our oligarchs and their money back you fags. Can keep their kids.
>>51785486
Why don't you do it cunt
You're probably overweight and don't even know how to fire a gun
listening to krautrap lads
https://youtu.be/FzOrzJ1dNQk
Someone explain the petrodollar to me
AY THE OTHER MANCHESTERLAD
Getting christmas presents for blokes
>Asked what you want
>Genuinely don't care, tell them as much
>Get pushed for an idea
>Give them a throwaway idea
>Think no more on it
>Receive thing and appreciate it because you forgot you asked
Getting christmas presents for birds
>Asked what you want
>Claim you don't care until they push for an idea
>Get pushed for an idea
>Tell them what you want but no brands or details or anything
>Go away and decide which particular thing you want
>Receive thing and judge how much the giver knows / cares about you based on whether they got you the same exact thing you chose for yourself
New years eve is shite, just gonna stay at home and funpost on /brit/ this year, who's with me?
A terrorist has taken over a Swedish school and is going on a stabbing rampage lads. No further details
>>51785537
A term used to describe money earned by exporting oil, generally US dollars.
Prefer the brit anime posters than the canuck poster tbqhwy
>>51785486
he's a good lad tho tbqh
>>51785267
Looks too much like a belt buckle
>>51785537
All oil is sold in dollars which means that it becomes one of the most desired currencies in the world, therefore making it stronger, more desireable and giving Americans who can control it more control over everything else as we need it to buy more oil
>>51785392
>my claims were unsubstantiated.
well you didn't explain them you told me to read a wiki article on some lad as if im right now going to read through his entire bibliography and a debate from the 18th century that somehow proves you're not european as if you're the only special snowflakes
>>51785267
PISS OFF YANK. YOU OPTED OUT THE CLUB
Commonwealth brothers welcome.
>>51784471
hahaha
>>51785554
waheyyy
>waiting for a knock at the door
>absolutely desperate for a poo
Why is the woman at the job centre so nice? I'm getting suspicious.
>>51785591
I'm not gonna carry this on but I'm sure he specifically said that he wouldn't class Ireland as it either. You're just misrepresenting him. What exactly did you want?
>Tell me everything I need to know or you're lying
>I'm not typing it out on 4chan, please see this guy's works as it's moer than a few meme arrow lines
>I'M NOT READING ALL THAT YOU FUCKING SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
Ireland, not even once.
>>51785597
Not like you gave us much of a choice 2bh.
We just wanted representation, and you fuckin sent ur whole army.
Who /work/ here
>>51785267
>that union flag
>Yanks including themselves despite pissing their pants and leaving the commonwealth
nah senpai
>>51785644
fuck off yank
>>51785626
know that feel lad, when I first signed on I was preparing for some evil IDS nazi looking to scam me out of benefits but the bloke I got is chill as fuck, he doesn't even ask for my work record, he just asks me if I've been looking, gets me to sign, and I leave. He even gave me a mint the other week and we chatted about the footy :^)
Getting tired of brits in /Brit/
RAF just destroyed another isis oil field
Hundreds of civilians assumed dead
Lads, looking at unis and I really can't decide so tell me: what are some fun places to go?
I'd prefer a city to some shitty little town. So far I've been considering Leeds and Manchester and Sussex and Kent
>>51785652
aye
>>51785686
This desu
>>51785294
ESSEX MENTIONED
>>51785643
Well your wrong either way
>when he's a dirty kuffar
>>51785643
the guys work deals mainly with ireland and irish history it would appear
>>51785694
York """"""""university""""""""""
>>51785706
>3 fucking scimitars
>>51785693
Based
What kind of planes?
>>51785652
Come on wageslave, chop chop, stop messing about on here and back to work! My bennies aren't going to pay for themselves :D
>>51785694
Edinburgh
>>51785693
*hundreds of innocent Syrian children presumed dead
The last two days have been fucking terrible for me /brit/.
>tfw islamic extremist
>tfw intending to commit acts of atrocity against fellow Bongs to please Allah who hates them and their decadent ways
>tfw fellow jihadi slices an infidel on the tube
>people starting tweeting #YouAintNoMuslimBruv
>all of a sudden my brothers are quitting left and right, saying our plan for Islamist control of the world to create a caliphate is ridiculous, that we aren't true muslims
>tfw our whole fucking plan has failed
>tfw spent my entire life preparing for this and now thanks to a twitter hashtag both my brothers and I now feel we don't relate to Islam anymore as we aren't true muslims
What the fuck do I do lads?
>>51785722
What's wrong with York? I thought it was meant to be a good place and a good uni?
>>51785694
None of those are cities lad
There is only one true city
>>51785678
It's too suspicious.
anime
>>51785713
hate that paki, absolutely hate it
hate all pakis desu though lol
>tfw work full time for 130 quid a week
>>51785652
Just got back
Bf is still in bed >_<
>>51785617
ay up pal how's it going?
Dumb cunts bombing Syria is just fuelling the fire of jihad
Let Assad and Iran handle it
>Having to do an assignment on google analytics
JUST
>>51785763
doubt that's her
>>51785586
Thanks lad, why don't the oil countries sell it on their own currency making their own money worth more though?
>>51785756
Perfectly nothing wrong with York """""""""""""university""""""""""""""
>>51785777
nice apprenticeship wage
>>51785797
it's the most obvious catfish/bot I've ever seen yeah haha
>>51785644
We gave you representation, and you still chimped out. And you were only asked the same as the other commonwealth countries, none of whom ever chimped out, and all of whome were given independence when the time was right. We had to send troops (not our whole army), because you all revolted, and then you tried to attack Canada and annex it afterwards!
So we burned your shit down. Piss off Yank!
>>51785785
>let Assad and Iran handle it
>"""""""""""""""""""handle it"""""""""""""""""""
>>51785763
>she will never be your GF
>>51785777
>>51785823
I get double that hahaha
>>51785799
The dollar is the world reserve currency
>>51785785
You can put out any fire with big enough explosions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iB9QYaSVEo
PURPLE
A
K
I
>>51785855
same lad
>>51785756
>this delusion
>the prospective """""students""""" of """""York""""" """"""University""""""
>>51785832
Kinda hard when every country is trying to kill him
>>51785785
t h i s
b
h
>>51785858
Why though? Why doesn't the EU try and make the Euro the world's reserve currency etc. Why does the entire world just use the US dollar and give them a major advantage?
>51785829
>we
Stop taking credit for Canadian feats la
>>51785752
reported to mi6
>>51785823
>>51785855
Really regret taking it desu, I can't move out because there's no way I could even afford my rent on this pittance, never mind everything else.
Don't get why it's legal desu, I could be earning more on bennies. REEEEE
>>51785694
>fun
Sussex. Brighton is a good place to go out in with all the 100s of pubs, clubs, bars, etc.close together, summer is awesome, superb shopping, blah blah blah. Downside its expensive, if you dont like gay people its not the place for you and winter like any coastal place is pretty fierce at times especially as brighton is built on hills.
Call for fewer Church of England bishops in House of Lords - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35022517
>the bit about the coronation
>>51785785
I think we should just give Israel free reign in the middle east. Literally just turn a blin eye for 10 years, then be like, oh, what happened to this place?
>>51785862
saw are kid aki on the train in manchester a couple of month ago
he's a good lad
IN THEIR OWN FUCKING COUNTRY
>people who believe the "west bombs civilians" meme are literally buying into isis propoganda
I swear I came at least 3 times in my dream last night.
But when I woke up. Boner dry.
>>51785924
Hope you're being ironic m8
>>51785897
Well basically the US and OPEC agreed that oil would be traded in dollars and no viable alternative to the dollar has emerged yet
Iran and some other countries have pushed for the Euro to become the new reserve currency and sell their oil in euros
>>51785931
Who is your provider? You get paid full wage when you are done senpai, unless you took a shit one and they fire you
>>51785960
If he didnt try to feel your muscles you need to hit the gym
>>51785955
good 2bh
>the """"""""church"""""""" of england
>>51785967
I wonder why Joseph didn't seek refuge on his own and leave Mary and Jesus at home?
>>51785678
do people in Britain get money just for being unemployed? in the U.S its hard as fuck to get unemployment
>>51785957
Absolutely retarded
Assad with Russia and Iran could've made large gains but Europe and the US fuck everything up
Europe is turning a civil war into an international air strike marathon
You think those Syrian cunts are going to come singing tunes of love ?
>>51786004
Yeah I know but I have another 10 months to go until I've finished it
>>51786027
You get subsistence based on your age and circumstances and the time you have been out of work for and claiming.
>>51785694
Warwick m8
4 clubs, 3 pubs and a street market.
>>51786024
They want to replace them with Muslims tho
>>51786027
Yeah you get 70 quid a week or 50 quid if you're under 25 but they sanction you if you don't make enough effort to get work
>>51785972
>having wet dreams
you need to wank lad
>>51786055
>I have another 10 months to go until I've finished it
>>51786027
Yeah but they only get 10$ a day. Here, junkies even get free heroin
What makes you autistically angry?
Me, when people call the union flag the union jack even though it's not on a naval ship.
>>51786062
C R Y F I E L D
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F
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L
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>>51785741
Good lad but that's a bit too high tier for me desu
>>51785759
Well regardless, i want a fun uni.
>>51785951
Is it really that expensive? Like what part specifically: drinks, food, accommodation, what?
I don't mind gays though and I wouldnt mind doing a bit of a bending
>>51786027
Yeah, technically you have to prove that you're looking for work whilst you're on it but it's very easy to fake but you don't get that much, barely enough to feed yourself with.
I thought it was easy to get on unemployment on Burgerland, you just don't get to stay on it for very long. At least that's what I got from It's Always Sunny
>>51786055
Hopefully they give you a raise halfway through
>>51785784
cringe
>>51786117
Go to heriot watt then
>>51786110
i get unironically triggered over anything to do with muslims in this country
wish they'd all fuck off desu
>>51786073
>421 dollars a month just for being unemployed
lol, I could be drunk every day on that money. I wish I could get paid just for being out of work
>>51786114
>living on campus
lel fuck off m8
also if you're first year you should be in lectures you naughty lad
>>51786110
You need to let it go, its so irrelevant unless you are serving on a ship or in another capacity for the Crown and even then you don't need to take your work home with you. You need to realise the world is not an exact place of your choosing, man the fuck up and not give a shit about it.
>>51786117
Go to the university of Hertfordshire, the night life is buzzing senpai
>>51786098
What's the deal in Ireland?
>>51786055
>500 quid a month
wew
I earn more than that in a week
Should've went to uni
n o r n
i r o n
q t
https://youtu.be/1IeBUc2oDKY
>>51786076
nah im doing no fap the rest of my life
>>51786146
They're tight as fuck, hence the reason they hired an apprentice in the first place so that won't happen. I could have done the job without any training at all t b h it's just office shit, but they wanted an employee they could play third world-tier wages to for a year.
see woman driving a german whip
>>51786135
you need to have the same job for like two years in a row at least and then you don't get that much and yeah it's short. I do get food stamps but its not much. the first social worker I had told me to lie about sharing food with my grandma so I'd get more money. the second lady I got wasn't so nice and they cut my food stamps in half because I forgot to lie about sharing food
I work full time and get £330 a week after tax or £403 before it
Am I being keked?
>>51786174
Its 800$ here just for being unemployed, then you also get free rent, free furniture, free electricity, even free dogfood if you have a dog. I have a job though
>also if you're first year you should be in lectures
get a load of this utter melt
>>51785829
>none of whom ever chimped out
>tfw lad I went to school with is moderately well known on social media, has an article about him in the tab and appeared on BBC news
>>51786248
No that's decent entry level money if you have no qualifications
>>51786238
Yeah that's why it took me ages to get a apprenticeship desu, didn't want to get fucked over
>People here get paid weekly
I remember when I had a paper round
>>51786212
I did go to uni... and I dropped out...
>tfw log on Facebook and all my graduate friends are enjoying their lives, going on nights out, travelling, working in nice offices in nice cities, eating nice food, having nice things
>>51786193
The social welfare is almost better than Sweden here but nobody knows about it
>go get starburst from the vending machine because its literally the highlight of my day
>open them up and walk back to my desk
>hottest girl in the office walks by
>drop them all on the floor
>she stops to pick them up
>tell her its alright, I've got it
Think I might have to quit desu.
>>51784512
>Genuinely made me nearly shed a tear when you read the speeches and you see how Candian Parliament is saying it will throw its own life away because it was only granted by the help of the UK.
What are good sources on this period?
>>51786117
Accommodation is expensive there, about 80% of average London prices I think. Going out can be very cheap or very expensive, plenty of student and cheap nights every day of the week. Eating out is cheap too, avoid tourist places and there are some great deals for all you can eat etc. Its only 1 hour on the train to Victoria or London Bridge too.
>>51786304
>take monthly wage
>divide it by 4
>weekly pay
Retard
>>51786110
Scandiboos
Tons of them here, dunno about other places.
>>51786247
Is it embarrassing buying stuff with food stamps? What are you allowed to get with them?
Sounds fucking dire though lad, sorry you have to go through that.
Something is seriously wrong with the world and we just accept it. People are being thrown out of their homes whilst private investors from China and Saudi Arabia are allowed to build high rises in London. This is compiled by the fact that not enough affordable housing is being built. It's a mass exodus of the poor but no one doing anything because we are too busy slaving over increasingly low pay whilst we put more and more hours into a job we hate. We are further pacified by consumerism. By netflix and computer screens. Disposable 'things' with no true value. By news propaganda and black friday. Fedora me all you want but you know I'm right.
>>51786343
Why would you ever need to do that
>hello everyone I go to lectures
>>51786248
>I get this for 3 days work per week in a fucking factory
>>51786387
Because he pays your mum in cash each week so she can pay the tally man on Fridays.
>>51786365
its a little plastic card just like a credit card that you swipe, no one notices. although I do remember a time when food stamps were paper and looked like monopoly money lol. you can only buy food
>>51786387
To compare...
I get paid 6 something an hour, doesn't mean I'm paid hourly
>>51786110
>tfw call it the Union Jack even though I know it's not a Jack unless it's on a ship purely in the hope I trigger an autist
what are the medical implications for my prostate if I don't wank ever again until I'm standing over mary magdelene
>>51786330
https://books.google.co.uk/books/about/Documents_and_speeches_on_British_Common.html?id=vVM0AAAAIAAJ
Then go on to the other volumes.
The Commonwealth Experience is also another bloody good book.
Away from Mansergh I'd recommend this list which formed my dissertation's chapter 1
https://www.questia.com/library/history/european-history/great-britain/british-commonwealth
>>51786302
have a degree, lmao
>>51786397
Potatoes don't count as real money, Shane
>>51786227
https://youtu.be/u-qmA7aMEOg
another one
>>51786423
>went to college for £6.31 an hour
>>51786426
Higher risk of cancer m8
I wouldn't risk it
>>51786416
Can you buy drinks like coke? Booze? Sweets/candy? Can you use it in McDonalds? Do all food places accept it? Pretty interesting desu, wouldn't surprise me if the Tories tried doing something similar here.
>>51785372
It's money and the will to go with it. We 'won' WW2 but it broke us.
>>51786456
I work in the north and get paid in sterling which is worth even more here due to the exchange rate
Why does Scotland have free unis but we don't??? Bit unfair
>>51786155
Nah nothing I want there lad
>>51786190
Shit uni, shit post.
>>51786334
Fuck that is a bit expensive. My friend went there a few years back but then he was a bit of a pompy twat.
>>51786504
wish i could have this two currency gimmick rooo
>been doing stand-up comedy for less than a year
>already had a couple of paid gigs, 50 quid for one, 30 quid for the other plus free booze
>>51786473
some restaurants but not any fast food joint I've heard of. they literally have big signs advertising WE TAKE EBT (food stamps) in front of restaurants in big cities. I'm not degenerate enough to spend my food stamps eating out though. you can buy candy, not alcohol (although you can buy yeast, sugar and water and make your own ghetto wine which I do sometimes.) you can also buy vanilla extract and get drunk off it lol
>>51786539
You could commute to work in Poland
>>51786522
everything the snp does is designed to provoke english rage so you kick us out
>>51786365
It should be embarassing. Being on welfare should be demeaning and unpleasant. If you don't like having to buy your food with stamps then get a fucking job.
>>51785693
*6 million innocent mothers giving birth to innocent syrian twins presumed GENOCIDED BY HILLARY BENN
>>51786522
Because we pay for them haha
>>51786523
>Shit uni
But Oceana boys
>>51786548
Wow lad you're really on a roll now.
dont usually like nog music but this is a fucking CRACKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA2CDJWx5So
>>51786558
why would i go to poland of all countries, denmark sweden and maybe norway are all closer
>>51786551
Yank neet life sounds fucking depressing desu, how can they make you live like Russians in the land of the free?
>>51786548
Looking forward to seeing you on Mock The Week
>>51786548
How much material do you steal from /brit/?
>>51786567
>disabled people and mothers with not enough money to afford childcare should be made to feel humiliated
edgy
>>51786562
>>51786581
So the Scots use OUR tax pounds to give themselves free uni and then turns around and charge us 9 grand?
Why is my Big Dave doing something about this???
>>51785557
autism
>>51786567
>It should be embarassing. Being on welfare should be demeaning and unpleasant. If you don't like having to buy your food with stamps then get a fucking job.
>>51786592
Danish krone is tied to the euro m8
>>51786548
>why do you always try and be funny anon? you aren't funny.
>>51786613
>Scotland puts money into UK coffers
>UK gives Scotland a grant
>Scotland spends grant at its discretion
It's our money m8
>>51786595
it is. as stupid as it sounds all I wanna do is travel around to pokemon tournaments but I don't have the money. I'm pretty good and just got top 32 out of 205 people in san jose. I think about suicide almost every day
>>51786523
>Fuck that is a bit expensive
I just checked, flatshare is around £100-150 a week, 1 bed place £180 -£250 for the low end. On the plus side buses and are cheap and go everywhere so you can shop around for accomodation or move west a bit and get much lower rents.
>>51786609
Its their own fault.
>>51786641
Its your kek allowance
Why are tuna melts so vastly underrated
desu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_MqfF0WBsU&index=5&list=PLPAL315FJtRyNtWoyStt_pzJYO63qbK-f
>>51786473
Im sure IDS has mentioned introducing welfare cards before
>>51786634
wish we never joined the euro, only lost us money
>>51785955
Probably from the Church of England
"What? Can't show the lord's prayer in an advert? Censorship!"
"Multifaith services where the koran is read over hymns and less bishops in the lords? Yes please mohammed yum yum yum"
just kek my shit up senpai
>>51786628
>hating poor people and those reliant on government means i wear a fedora
>>51786667
it's our rightful benes from wageslave UK
>>51786669
I prefer a cretinous melt
>I hate poor people
>>51785967
In fucking Bethlehem, not Berlin
>>51786695
Everyone is reliant on the government
>>51786227
Where do I get an Irish cutie.
>>51786603
>thinking autistic racist memes would entertain the drunk normies who go to see live comedy
>>51786597
>>51786586
hopefully will have my own show and /brit/ meme about me in a year
>>51786637
this hits home desu, my last gf said i try too hard to make people laugh
>>51786603
can't imagine much tbH
>this paki walked into a bar...
>was having a pokey bumwank last night right...
>hate muslims ree
>>51786036
No, but I literally don't give half a shit about the entire reigon. They're all Muslims, the world would be better off without Islam.
>I hate poor people
>>51786712
Is that John Green!?
>I hate poor people
>shitposting on /brit/ on a weekday afternoon
>>51786712
this image really really triggers me
>>51786641
England is sending 8 BILLION pounds to Scotland this year
Sort out your finances and pay us back scrounging scum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8fruouLsnA
Is this the /brit/ anthem?
>>51786724
Awesome rational and realistic rhetoric
Think you wanna take it easy on the big boy talk for a bit
>going back and forward to austria chasing some german bint
>>51784777
Why is France just letting illegals reside there. They should be picked up and turfed out. Fucking frogs 2bh
>>51786716
I'm not. I also don't have asthma, autism, aspergers or anything else made up. I've never taken a handout. At no point have I ever received welfare. I have private everything.
Poor people disgust me and I'd hunt them if it were legal.
>Scotland is literally on welfare
>>51786373
Start a charity building houses then, nigger. People with power will always take advantage. Believe it or not we have it better on average in terms of power relations now. Or would you prefer to be a starving serf in feudal europe?
>>51786719
Just be yourself
>>51786806
So you've never used roads or trains or government healthcare or been to school?
Should leave the house more
>>51786775
we need to redistribute wealth to create a stronger Union
>>51786712
This isn't really out of the ordinary.
>go to hospital in Nottingham
>hospital has a anti-smoking policy complete with adverts posted on the columns near the entrance ("i have to hold my breath when I go inside", "A place that's supposed to be a health centre smells like an ashtray", etc.)
>people are literally putting their fag ends out on the signs and lighting up another, including security
fucking bellends
>>51786806
Fuck out of here Hitler, you ain't commonwealth.
>>51785929
Kikes ruining the fun. I bet you snitch on the 'ra too
Wish I wasn't such a lanklet
Nothing fucking fits me correctly :(
>>51784805
I've never met anyone like this. If I did, I don't think I could hold my tongue.
I think I've hit a new low.
I'm jacking it to chemo videos.
>>51786813
>the UK owes welfare to itself
problem?
>exgf texts me asking me to meet up tomorrow for dinner
hate her guts, wot do lads?
>>51786806
>Poor people disgust me and I'd hunt them if it were legal.
>>51786862
There is good money in snitching
got a gf lads, thanks for the help
>>51786806
keep in mind when posting here that you are in dolescum/left student central
>SNP projections depend on $200 oil prices
lmao
45% kek
>>51786796
It's true, though. The world would be a much more peaceful place with way less conflict if Islam and Muslims didn't exist. There's literally no disputing this.
>>51786888
Checked. Trust the Jews to know where the money is
who /postingfromwork/ here?
>>51786913
She a fit bird lad? Send her over here for a quick shag.
>Poor people disgust me and I'd hunt them if it were legal.
>>51786913
Congratulations la. You've transcended to normiehood
>>51786888
>t. former IRA
>>51786936
me lad
>>51786925
they're polling at 50% for Scottish elections this year
>voting system is deigned to prevent majority governments
>is about to give SNP two in a row
BRAVO D'HONDT
>Scotshits unironically vote for SNP because they have the words Scottish and Nationalist in their title
>They are literally worse than Labour
>Nicola Sturgeon is literally Merkel 2.0
Being Scotshit is quite literally a mental disability.
>>51786925
>The UK government literally has nothing to show for when oil prices were that high
why do we respect them again
>>51786938
She's alri yeah about a 7 but has a really nice body
>>51786961
Thanks la it took a while but I'm finally there
>Yanks in charge of having a laugh
>>51786986
good lad
>>51786945
But that's not a Tory
>>51787000
why not nuke scotland?
save all the distillers and non-one would mind or notice the difference
>>51787006
the 5th largest economy in the world is something
>>51786846
haha that's great
feeling chilly lads
>>51787053
literally only down to our sharing culture and language with the world hegemon. Given that, we should really be higher
>>51786925
Was $110 I believe m8
Still right though.
Funny story actually
> Uni student in Scotland
> sitting in financial services class
> Everyone left wing as fuck
> Its around the anniversary of the referendum so people are talking about that
> Argue it isn't economically viable.
> Oil prices hadn't crashed that much yet.
> Next week
> Oil prices gone to shit
> Teacher tells us about it
> Sit there the whole time trying not to laugh
> Itll recover they say
> December
> Still around $45 a barrel
> Remind friends daily
>>51786846
>shootingham
>>51787024
classist twat
>>51787079
got the heating on 32 2bh
feels good
>>51787024
called a canadian once and he reported me in a video game
>>51786888
You're getting the bullet next week
Wait and see
>>51787102
I live in Lincoln but the hospital in Nottingham is much better for some things.
>>51787114
a cunt*
it's common throughout the anglo culture, but I wouldn't expect a germanic american autimsobot to understand
>>51787142
thanks mate, where can I find the full review?
boring cunt
>>51787094
>a "cautious" $113 barrel
everyone who isn't British EXCEPT the Aussies please bugger off
>>51787189
Commonwealth countries are welcome. Your mum makes shit cakes.
>>51787089
>literally only down to our sharing culture and language with the world hegemon
>our economy is only big because we are m8s with yankistan
ok m8
watched still alice good film tobeho
>>51787189
Kiwis can stay too desu
Canadians at a push
Yanks out
>>51787245
you're deluded
why would anyone want a gf?
>>51787189
>EXCEPT the Aussies
why?
>>51787189
>>51787234
not british, australian or commonwealth waheeeeeeey
howseh goin lads
>>51787294
People are scared of solitude.
>>51787307
potato nignog 2bh
>>51786870
He was fine until he got a gf desu
>British
>Australian
>New Zealander
>Canadian
>Irish
Please, stay.
>Everyone else
Please, get out.
>>51788108
Suck my cock sissy.
It's even uncut.
>mfw rippin' big ol' man farts on this thread
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