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gangsta gibbs edition
fags
maisie
having fantasies about my oneitis asking me to come out with her after i find a better girl than her then simply responding with this link in a text -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K7fCQlUhj0
it feels like the last thread was just made ._.
Poor edition. You've been warned.
Azusa
>ALARM (Air Launched Anti-Radiation Missile) is a British anti-radiation missile designed primarily to destroy enemy radars for the purpose of Suppression of Enemy Air Defense (SEAD).
>ALARM is a fire-and-forget system, with an added loiter capability. In loiter mode, ALARM will, when launched, climb to an altitude of 13 km. If the target radar shuts down, the missile will deploy a parachute and descend slowly until the radar lights up. The missile will then fire a secondary motor to attack the target..
>>51764714
>doing a poo
What did he mean by this?
>>51764605
Your argument holds no weight, if we're really going to use the argument of WW2 then why did the League of Nations not prevent it? Mug
I'm going to bed now, so don't even bother typing out a repose with your vile insect appendages
gary indiana
>>51764725
awful lot of syrian children live in radar stations, did nobody tell you that?
>>51764746
check these
>>51764746
Either check your yellow fever or check out lad.
I'm warning you. Meet me behind the bike sheds and you'll be sorry.
>>51764725
So how does it kill innocent Syrian children? What's the point?
Oneitis gimmick is kind of Shite lads
uni results come out tomorrow lads cacking me knickers wew haha
>>51764725
>If the target radar shuts down, the missile will deploy a parachute and descend slowly until the radar lights up. The missile will then fire a secondary motor to attack the target..
Cheeky af
18 days until Christmas
>>51764607
fuck off with your shit rapper editions you nonce
>>51764847
What the fugg. This took all of half a second to be deleted?
JANNIES GET BANNIES. AUTIST REVOLUTION NOW!!
me irl
>>51764878
i'm not a nonce though
>>51764900
rip 3pac
>>51764849
24 days till 2016
Wow.
>tfw you start texting a qt gril but she's a boring texter who doesn't really do humour
>>51764849
>couple of days off work
>manager not in for 2 weeks
>everything gets quiet and comfy
looking forward to it :3
>>51764759
league of nations was not common land
>>51764941
> Texting a girl
Do you get orgasms at your finger tips?
>>51764941
She isn't into you then
http://strawpoll.me/6198732
WWIII
>>51764849
I listened to this on an acid trip in an office when a storm was going on
>>51764746
>>51764782
wud fuk
>>51764995
Piss off
Is missile posting the new gimmick
>>51765007
we can dream
>>51764836
Got mine haha done a pass
8.4/10
>>51765032
w-what
>>51765017
Very good lad
why so dead lads?
>>51765007
At least the first one is going to happen
>>51765007
only one of those 3 has any chance of ever being elected
doing a sleep
>>51765032
no bridge posting is
anyone need sucking off
i asked her for credit she answered me nay, said such custom as yours i might have any day
>>51765084
trump also has a chance tbqh
>>51764995
>>51764849
go away
>>51765103
Yes plz
>>51765113
mega kek
>>51765121
both me
might buy HoI3 when it goes on sale lads
>>51765122
no fat yank chodes sorry
@51765090
nighty night
>>51765007
>imply its not my mans bojo
>>51765090
Doing a me too
Night lad
>75% of the Welsh course on Duolingo is already completed though it's only been up for a month or two
Why is England so bad at killing other languages? Even the Greeks managed to kill a few.
Get your shit together.
>looking through old lisicki posts on the plebs archive
not even sure if he's actually a massive troll or not
listening to german pagan folk music haha
>>51765084
UKIP 2020
K
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0
>>51765103
Yep. Do you worst bb ;)
having a go
>>51765183
UKIP are finished m8
Nigel Farage is a specialist in failure
>>51765144
C'mon m8
Ill clean the nob cheese off first
fucking wanking to gay porn AGAIN for FUCK SAKE WHY GOD WHY ME WHY WHY WHY
Currently sitting in my bedroom pulling out all the hairs on my ballsack with a pair of tweezers, AMA
watching a khanacademy
>>51765177
the welsh language is quite nice though tbqh
>>51765164
post rare bojos
5171
cya tomoz
>>51765131
Have you never seen a yank before?
>>51765103
no thanks, just had a wank so i'm good for the moment
>>51765211
Blame yourself for your failures and not God. He just gave you the opportunity to be a failure.
>>51765214
does it hurt
>oneitis calls me on the phone
>she's sick and worried about what to tell her boss
>mentions her cough, that she's been throwing up etc.
What's the significance lads? Either she views me in an intimate, bf-esque way or I'm so far in the friend zone that she literally doesn't care that I might be grossed out.
>>51765223
Yes, that is true undoubtedly.
But why is England literally incapable of killing even a SINGLE language?
Even CORNISH has "native" speakers. This is just pathetic.
doing a night
good sleep
>>51765211
Bi or full on?
>looking through old lisicki posts on the plebs archive
>>51765131
maybe your leftie friends and reddit has convinced you otherwise but he genuinely does
>>51765202
UKIP are second place in over a hundred seats lad, good position to be in for winning seats in 2020
7
fuk of
I've been keeping a journal on and off for the last year or so. Would people be interested in reading it if I made a ribena-style blog? I should warn you that my life isn't very exciting.
>>51765264
Cornish is effectively dead. Even you still have some Navajo and native language speakers.
>>51765229
On my phone so I don't have my bojo folder :<
>>51765267
night lad x
98
you literal cretin, I'll fuck you up
>>51765279
full on but im trying to make myself bi so i dont have to be gay 2bh
>>51765259
No the hairs on the sack don't hurt but the ones near the leg sting a bit
>>51765301
Is it a ribena style blog if you lie about your claims?
>>51765240
Trump isn't going to beat Hilary Clinton m8
>>51765296
so? Conservatives have been second place in Labour northern seats for decades, has never meant they're on verge of winning them
>>51765296
>1 (one) MP
>farage has stood and failed to be elected 14 (fourteen times)
>came out of the election with fewer MPs than they went in with
>lost votes in the oldham byelection
>the """""""""""""""""""people's army"""""""""""""
>>51765264
They would be dead if the unelected EU bureaucrats didn't their stick their noses in with revival plans
smoking my joint of illegal herbs then doing a sleep
>>51765369
>More votes than the SNP
repeat stop repeat stop repeat stop repeat stop repeat stop repeat stop repeat stop repeat stop repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat isolation complete
BOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSH
>>51765349
What did ribena lie about? Other than trying to make himself out to be some kind of sinned-against hero which is just part of his mental illness I don't think any of it is untrue.
>make post
>thread dies immediately
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t. rasheed
>>51765361
Hilary Clinton is a Trump plant
>>51765264
we did kill the cornish language though, the current one is a cobbled together attempt at a resurrection and the claims of native speakers are completely unverified, if they exist they are likely children of retarded nationalists who forced their kids to speak it
>>51765401
Pass that my way lad
>hello I'm a right wing /brit/ who doesn't like pakis and thinks immigration is too high
>*votes for the conservatives*
>>51765412
>more votes than a party that only stands in a country with a population of five million
what an achievement
anyone here tried vivaldi? seems alright desu
>>51765412
and only one palty seat to show for it
Specialist
In
Failure
>>51765450
>hello I'm a right wing /brit/
>>51765369
They're still sitting nicely at around 12-17%
>>51765361
>Trump isn't going to beat Hilary Clinton m8
well yeah cuz my boy bern is gonna win
>>51765456
More votes than a party that got 135 seats
>>51765401
I might have one too
also going to watch this program on iplayer, together
>After Tom's brief encounter with Ellen on a wheelie bin, he's determined to see her again
sounds like it could be banterous
>>51765499
This is the political equivalent of "muh possession". It counts for nothing if you can't convert it into seats.
want to find something to do because im sad but dont want to do anything because im too sad vicious cycle lads
Might try creating a tulpa of my waifu desu
>>51765510
#feelthebern
>>51765499
That doesn't mean anything in fptp system
>>51765472
Not his fault fptp is broken is it?
>>51765523
Tha........ ood ide.... tb...... am
>>51765517
>135 seats
>ukip education
>>51765544
have yourself a wank lad
*appears rather smugly and whispers into the ear of no one in particular*
...fuck /brit/...
>>51765568
It shows UKIP isn't dead though (yet)
RIP 3PAC
>>51765538
It would mean something if Britain's voting system wasn't horribly undemocratic.
>>51765569
its his fault he can't campaign effectively enough to win any seats
its not like UKIP were tricked or caught out by a loophole or something
>>51765605
ZHG
>>51765600
I'm embarrassed to call you my countryman.
>>51765595
just had 1 made things worse
>>51765595
Sorry 157
>>51765610
And if my auntie had bollocks she'd be my uncle. We have FPTP and Ukip are an irrelevance.
*posts a link to a song that i enjoy*
>I voted for the conservative party because they will """"""""""crack down on immigration""""""""""""
>>51765639
*smugly glances at*
>>51765680
*glasses*
>>51765660
Rasheed
There's dancing behind movie scenes
Behind the movie scenes - Sadi Rani
>>5176569
is that Macaulay Culkin
>>51765605
sad he died but still find it really funny there was a meme rapper called 3pac and he managed to die playing water polo (perhaps the whitest way a rapper has ever died)
How did 3pac die? How did he get brain damage?
>>51765660
Lib Dems got 52 seats with 18%
They aren't too far off being relevant
>>51765717
hmm very intriguing post...
>>51765564
i'm just going with killer mike
hopefully bern will have a fuccboi jihad
>>51765666
>666
>balaam himself trying to make us not vote for conservatives
>also suspiciously red, the colour of labour
nice try
>>51765752
The lib dem vote was concentrated in a few seats that they could actually win. Ukip could go up to 18% and would still be in single figures. Their vote is distributed horribly.
>>51765752
Lib Dems actually campaigned well to win seats
UKIP couldn't even come close to Labour who have the most unpopular opposition leader of all time
>>51765815
This just shows how dumb fptp is.
>those votes aren't from this specific area therefore they don't count.
10 days till star wars lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXRl2roriXg
classic
>>51765745
drowned playing water polo
>>51765695
*recoils in surprise*
What's with all this sudden anti ukip rasheed posting? Can pakis please fuck off?
>>51765921
Yeah but how? Why didn't anyone save him?
>>51765952
i dunno i guess he went under and it took a little bit too long to get him out, people dont always notice straight away and he was a big lad
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/the-news-from-oldham-is-ukip-is-finished-a6761881.html
kippers btfo
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>>51765940
vermin tend to get uppity from time to time
new waifu concept
>Priya Rai
she just really jock me cus my gear
>>51765984
Breaking news: Mr P. Rasheed found at centre of postal voting scandal
Maybe UKIPpers should get a job instead of complaining about immigrants all the time LOL
FUCK
>>51766048
their vote is literally comprised of retired old men and NEETs
>>51765605
hollywood hollywood
WHAT'S GOOD WHAT'S GOOD
>>51766042
>m-m-muh postal votes!!!
Christ UKIP twats are such sore losers
>tfw you realize /brit/ is 90% brown people
I guess I'll have to go to the superior /cum/ general now
Who should I support lads? The party leader who says he wants to see a muslim prime minister and wants to increase immigration? The leader who wants to negotiate with isis and increase immigration? Or the one that states there's a muslim fifth column growing in Britain and wants to reduce immigration?
>>51766026
holograms on my hand gave me a tanned wrist
>>51766083
You'd think the they'd consider getting of their arse and campaigning so UKIP could win some seats
Literally drenched in piss lads haha
Thinking about getting a tattoo lads
Suggestions?
>>51766137
diamonds dancing on my fist look like a blank disc
>>51766132
Vote Green
No Muslims will want to come here once they've destroyed the country
>>51766091
T. Muhammed bin Rasheed Al Londonstani
@51766109
Maybe it's just because you're such an utter twat that nobody wants you here
>>51766132
>muslim prime minister
christ could you imagine if we had an obama?
could it be worse than blair?
>>51766188
>get BTFO
>p-paki!
epic
>>51766198
*smacks your butt*
Don't you ever deprive me of a (you) again.
>>51766109
i'm not brown
>>51765940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U
>>51766224
>dint support Britain's only nationalist party
>paki
Correct
>>51766148
We wuz kingz
>>51766265
That's a photoshop
>>51766109
/brit/ is probably like 1-2% brown people but good fuck off yank
>>51766286
you're a photoshop
Imagining having such a low IQ you vote for UKIP or Labour?
#51766235
What are you gonna do about it bitchboi
Rorke's letting rip lads
>>51766313
>1-2%
That's what I call wishful thinking!
>nationalism is a good thing
I normally go to the gym before work but I've stayed up way too late tonight lads.
Should I just try to power through it and go anyway or sleep a bit longer and go in the evening instead?
why would anybody unironically buy a house that has a risk of getting flooded
always live above sea level lads
>>51766336
*grabs by the chin*
Keep it up and we'll see what happens
51766336
literal muh heritage fag
>tfw no right wing gf
$51766384
%51766386
Twats
>>51766330
Imagine being so stupid you get dazzled by Davey boys big talk.
I bet you were one of the ones that was saying "no need to vote ukip conservatives said they would crack down on immigration"!!
>>51766361
>poortherners
>thinking
>>51766355
just go in the evening you dumb paki
I don't care if that wanker is going to fedora me
I don't like e-sports, I just don't
Go on
Get out the greentext you Chung
>>51766350
Abdul
posting the goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtE3_voC3qU&ab_channel=lilbpack1
Remember when Nigel Farage said he was going to resign and then didn't? Absolute mad man
>>51766460
super quick reply 2bh
>>51766434
>I prefer original methods of sports, like tennis
>>51766407
bet you were one of the retards that thought dave wouldnt' give an eu referendum
Let's be honest lads if you didn't vote for ukip in the last election you're pretty much a paki or a paki enabler.
>>51766463
wish he fucking would 2bh, ukip might actually have a legit chance of doing well with a non-meme leader like nuttall
thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtrHH1BDlzk
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""e""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""sports""""""""""""""""""""""""""
ukip are a meme party, didn't even stand in my constituency
>>51766478
>original methods of sports
>>51766499
voted for ukip in the national and labour in the local because I live in a majority conservative area so there was no chance my vote would mean anything
>>51766460
on west side I'm screamin Fuck KD
>>51766486
Oh yeah enjoy a conservative run campaign where they can just throw billions into propoganda and lower the voting age. There's no point if a referendum under conservatives since they'll easily manipulate it into a stay vote.
>>51766505
>scouse harry hill
>not a meme leader
>>51766525
t. the fat kid who always got picked last for footy in p.e.
>>51766460
>that chorus
Lil B is legitimately the most hilarious professional troll working today. Kek every single time
>>51766539
There is no chance your vote will mean anything wherever you live. There is literally not a single case of an election being decided by one vote.
>>51766539
>labour in the local
>enjoy your nigger neighbour
Remember when David Cameron said he'd reduce immigration and then didn't. Twice. Absolute madman.
>>51766577
whats that got to do with e-sports lad?
always got picked last for the csgo team in IT?
>>51766582
shout out to the WNBA
you got some fine ass girls I wanna fuck in the mouth
>>51766582
>lil b
>troll
hello reddit
>>51766407
Going to have egg on your face when Theresa introduces the immigration bill
>check syllabus, not sure if i have a lecture tomorrow
>lecture scheduled for today (sunday)
wtf lads
>>51766565
>scouse harry hill
nice
>>51766606
didn't even see the e
also check quads
>>51766600
remember that time when nigel farage stood for mp and didn't get elected
fourteen times
absolute madman
>>51766583
There is in northern Ireland
>>51766626
>naming your song 'fuck kevin durant' isn't a troll
>>51766686
>everything is trolling
hello reddit
my first car was a ferrari
Got to get up for work in 5 hours lads
should I try to sleep or just start pounding the coffee right now?
>>51766583
Ths seat in Fermanagh and South Tyrone was won by a single vote
>>51766758
5 hours is plenty m8
even 3 is worth it
get some kip
>>51766764
*in 2010
How much money has Scotland taken from England this year?
>>51766797
not even tired though I only got up at 3pm after a bit of a man one on saturday
>>51766764
All me desu
>>51766825
not nearly enough
Remember that time David Cameron said his promise to reduce net immigration to the "tens of thodends" was cast iron and to go ahead and vote labour if he didn't succeed. And then everyone voted for him again anyway because they didn't get enough being lied to the first time.
>kekservatives
http://evolvepolitics.com/tory-mp-should-resign-after-faking-death-threat-email-from-constituent/
>>51766830
drink a quick glass of wine
>>51766825
probably less than we have given in aid to shitholes like pakistan
How cool are king parrots
>>51766866
Scotland probably needs it more lol
>>51766900
pretty cool lad, pretty cool indeed
>>51766900
BAVI
>>51766923
>>51766925
Theyre my favourite native bird desu
Properly shiteposting arm
atm*
>>51766900
not bad
toucans are pretty cool too
>>51766962
damn autocorrect
Why doesn't England have its own parliament?
>>51766993
Because we don't have special snowflake syndrome
>>51766981
Toucans are cool as heck innit. So pretty :3
doing a black metal
>>51766993
scotland wales and NI are basically just exta counties of england where it counts
they don't actually mean anything we just give them a special title so they can feel unique
I don't know why /brit/ worships David Cameron so much considering it's political leanings. He's guilty of saying pretty much everything you get angry at leftists for saying, like going on national telly and saying islam dindu nuffin he a good boy need mo money for dem mosques.
>>51767085
>/brit/ worships David Cameron
not really. not outside a few keks
>>51767085
He's a good chap from a good background
>>51767085
he is a cunt but what are the fucking alternatives
corbyn is a fucking nutjob who would destroy the country and farage is a meme who would shit his pants if he actually got PM
>>51766993
>wanting heteronormative England to have its own oppression palace.
Fuck off bigot.
Lads I want to change this world and be remembered by millions of people. How do I do it?
>>51767147
fuck off billionaire
>tfw live in NI
>grew up in loyalist neighbourhood where the streets were literally painted red, white and blue
>all grown up now
>not sure if i want to be part of britain
>am i even british
fuck sake boys, dunno what to do. what would the queen say...
>>51767140
Several people gave been worshipping him for the past hour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ggzxInyzVE
>>51767171
be in a reality tv show
>>51767085
>/brit/ worships David Cameron so much
doing a good song lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl6nYLJh0H4
>>51767204
where
>>51767191
join the IRA
>>51767191
Keep calm and pray to mecca bingo.
>>51767171
Blow up the internet
>>51767260
>lol ukip btfo meme party farage is a meme lol irrelevant conservatives ftw!
Lads, people keep opening up to me for some reason and its really strange. Like earlier on some girl was messaging me and talking about her anxieties and insecurities and how she feels like people only want to be her friends because she's rich.
Does anyone here ever contemplate existence and think about how this whole thing could just be an existence of many, one following another, on a step towards enlightenment?
>>51767208
>tfw last heard this song when I was hanging out with a friend in summer 2011
>tfw last spoke to him 3 years ago
> will probably never speak to him again
>all those memories together meant nothing
>>51767264
naw lad, the 'RA are a bunch of fools that target civilians, i know paramilitary guys on both sides and all they do is jump wee'uns out with their gf.
>>51767335
who else used to listen to this on their phones whilst playing Runescape?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkyhvCdJ_vM
>>51767330
sounds like you're pretty deep in the old friendzone tbqh
>Be British
>Get axe'd
inhaling some albuterol
Lads how do you know when a girl is into you
Anyone else get depressed at the thought that no matter what we do, Britain will be a muslim country in 50 years?
>>51767360
I've been gone from /brit/ for several months following the revitalisation of my social life, I've come back and Lisicki's still here. Fucking hell, things never change around here do they
>>51767400
she goes out of her way to walk to you
>>51767391
>be brazilian
>have to live in fucking brazil
>>51767330
>Wanting to be friends with spoilt little princesses that will always flash their cash and show you up for being beneath them
What a cunt.
Lads I'm concerned that intensive use of 4chan over the years may have led to cognitive dissonance
>>51767410
moving to canada, cant wait
Why can't other 4chan boards handle @posting?
>>51767425
>following the revitalisation of my social life, I've come back and Lisicki's still here. Fucking hell, things never change around here do they
lost my virginity lately
*pulls out his willy*
>>51767425
And the daft cunts that give him (you)s still haven't gone anywhere
>>51767371
Goodjob she has a boyfriend and I'm not into her then isn't it?
>>51767410
I will be long dead by then if everything goes to plan lad
just don't sweat about the future you could be hit by bus tomorrow and everything will be eternal darkness you gotta live in the moment
>>51767410
no, quite the opposite
>>51767335
I'm going to ascend and chill with the Ancients for eternity. Enjoy rotting in the ground, faggot.
Keep getting hit with pangs of regret about not going out with that qt even though I know it never would've worked with the 2 hours distance between us. Wish I could just let go tbqh lads.
>>51767191
Come to America and live the dream
>>51767436
>Be Brazilian
> 10/10 bundas everywhere
Not bad desu.
>>51767452
That's just gonna be a Chinese country
>>51767479
I was right though wasn't I
>>51767515
>> 10/10 bundas everywhere
yeah and they turn out being ladyboys
>>51767538
Transphobic bigot
>>51767459
>browsing other boards
>using /brit/ memes on other boards
>>51767435
define "out of her way"
Obama is giving a speech
You fags better listen up
>the paki on reddit last night doing an ama was literally a conservative
Lol
>>51767459
They simply aren't on out intellectual level, they don't understand the avant-garde humour that we have here on /brit/.
>>51767608
you don't start the conversation
she actually tries to keep the conversation
>>51767459
found your post haha
>>51767260
in the mind of the paranoid kipdrones
![lM6FQ[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/OmiCBnd.png "lM6FQ[1]"){kind=small}