liara edition
First for Brazil
>be me
>shagging club slags
>have no oneitus no girl i want to gf
>literally feel I have no direction in life now
janny's gonna do his nut
bit of a qt ngl (i'm definitely not the OP)
>>51767589
Why are you spamming your shitty video game character edition fatso?
First for Obama drama
>Muslims shouldn't be gassed
Rasheed
>>51767589
I hope her race is on the next mass effect.
I still go to /gif/ and fap to both her and Miranda.
Thank you based SFM threads.
>>51767649
he's doing good desu
>>51767631
>my life revolves around finding a woman
FONT
>>51767648
try and stop me lmfao
>>51767688
can't get off to sfm desu
>>51767649
Let me guess the literal muslim president of the US is defending Muslims?
>They simply aren't on out intellectual level, they don't understand the avant-garde humour that we have here on /brit/.
>>51767712
Yep
He just started talking about em
>>51767623
Why would anyone care about your gollywog?
>>51767672
>>51767712
Rorke
me on the right
>>51767715
Think that was a joke tbqh
alri lads decided to stop being sad time to man up
Alright lads.
Spent the weekend in my Korean GF's flat smoking weed. Pretty good 2bh, we only went outside once to buy more weed.
I didn't want to leave but she's in Uni tomorrow morning and I can't be arsed getting up at 7 when she goes.
Just going to meet her when she finishes, should be fun.
>>51767747
innit
gonna post country music lads
>>51767707
desu when I had a waifu I was more productive. At least the idolisation inspired me to do shit.
anyone noticed how there is no anime in late night /brit/
pretty comfy tbqh
>>51767781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHN9kwnT7ug
>>51767688
>the next mass effect
Alright lads,
I have a date tonight.
>>51767794
the animes are sleeping
>>51767794
There aren't any ugly Kpop hoes either
>>51767794
no
>>51767794
they show up in a few hours
then the nonce and the australians show up
>>51767818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn98FdSg-Fo
there's a trailer and everything
it's gonna be shit
>>51767739
Rasheed
got into a bad scrap at the pub last night. spilt my drink on someone's sleeve and they went mad and punched me. i am a decent boxer though and i knocked him out, stone dead felt pretty good, and his mates came for me and after some struggling i got glassed. apparently i was lying with blood pissing out of my ear. peelers came and questioned me and everything, but they let me go and i stayed at my mates. good night desu
>>51767794
You just had to say it didn't you?
>>51767821
She just arrived.
>>51767848
>it's gonna be shit
i will play it
ME universe had lots of potential it always will
though how they retcon the ending will be kind of wierd
>>51767821
>tonight
>already quarter past eight on the east coast
i remember when /brit/ used to just be la's chilling out, regardless of who you were (even Rasheeds). Now the faggot Nigel Farage poster made everyone here racist and angst filled.
t. tall white blue eyed male
>>51767879
wew
>>51767879
>blood pissing out of my ear
That's not good mate.
@51767901
Welsh are the slavs of the UK
>>51767900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWEZ3Vo5Jxk
>implying that wasn't skrillex's best album
Why is life so hard lads?
I feel like I'm still a fucking kid, it seems like everybody has everything figured out but me. Like for example I never learned how to flirt with girls, but it seemed to come to everybody else naturally. Don't think I'm ever going to make it, but I'm stuck in between a rock and a hard place. I want to die before I see myself become a neck bearded wizard and a massive disappoint to my whole family, but at the same time I want to live because I love shitposting, taking drugs, playing vidya and listening to music and you can't do any of that shy when you're dead. I want to get off this wild ride senpai.
nigel farage is a joke
http://strawpoll.me/6199217
http://strawpoll.me/6199217
http://strawpoll.me/6199217
http://strawpoll.me/6199217
>>51767939
I thought he was Irish?
>>51767821
i hope you're taking her for a cheeky nandos lad put on the peri peri charm
>friend posts a video of his gf's ass on snapchat
>>51767900
s-stop bully
>>51767589
>kaidan
>not the best grill
pick one
>>51767794
That's because most of the anime posters are gigantic normies, despite what they insist
>>51767951
live so that you don't have to live for them
>>51767900
hello storm
>>51767589
luc besson should sue them 2bh
nigel farage is a joke
>>51767967
if you were a true lad you'd post it here for your /brit/ lads to enjoy
desu la's I always wanted a 5'10 gf to have children with but after shagging a 5'10 girl, it's hard-work, idk if I should go for shorter one's now?
opinions?
>>51767916
>>51767936
aha it was mad. landlord whipped a fucking pool cue around the back of the cunts head
>>51767951
at least you can get drugs
I just sit in my room all day
>>51767794
basically the hampshire retard fucks off it and it all goes away
he is cause of it mate
>>51767951
yeh mate i feel you
>>51767967
>ass
fuck off yank
>>51767954
Bizarro Rorke
>>51768027
>downloading a snapchat video
ok den
TORIES OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bJbeeKBPCU
Anyone know an alternative name for a donkey?
a vote for ukip is a vote for labour
REAL
NIGGA
HOURS
>>51767901
Bizzaro-rorke
>>51768058
what the fuck else would you call it?
>>51768090
retarded horse
>>51768079
Where there's an arse there's a way
>>51768090
burro
>>51768034
w0wzers ur kewlio B)
>>51768084
Bizarro Rorke
Why are they so based?
>>51768090
Lil Sebastian
>>51768090
An Arse, or "ass" if you're a yank
>>51768053
>Hampshire retard
I got rid of extra flags months ago, is he still spamming K-ON images? Shite, that's not even funny autism like Masie posting, that's just depressing.
Still obsessing over a 5+ year old sub-par anime.
>>51767967
fuck off normie
>>51768099
@51768105
arse you fucking cretin
>>51768090
andy carroll
>>51768134
>voting for white old men
Fuck off you sexist ageist scum
>>51768134
Bizarro Rorke
>>51767954
>>51768090
dejan lovren
>>51768130
fenian
want to play hotline miami 2 on my ps4 but i cant
i hate this country
>>51768143
literally 1/2 of the anime posts in these threads are him
>>51768138
pretty sure an arse and a donkey are two different things
>tfw /brit/ virgin shamed me for years
>now not a virgin
>i now realise /brit/ is full of virgins
such keks, life is tasting good right now
Took a girl to Subway tonight, lads. She had a six inch chicken breast on honey oat and I had a footlong chicken tikka or teryaki or whatever it is and a diet coke.
>>51768138
rasheed
>>51768191
Him and the Scouse aspie are the reasons I got rid of it.
Got fed up of watching the same dicks do the same thing every post in every thread. At least when it's completely anonymous I can pretend it's a multitude of people.
I'm really enjoying the character development from the trips these days
>>51768217
should have offered her your footlong lad
Hi i am Raja umar please open the chrom
>>51768217
a sandwich is about the only six inches she'll get with you wahey
why does he squat?
>>51768217
good lad
you always have to order more than the girl to assert your male dominance over them and to show your large stomach capacity
>>51768239
i turn it on and off all the time. i can always tell what posts are his anyway
posts the exact same shit with the same images every single time
>>51768239
It's 31 people lad
>>51768239
it's literally all me
>>51768262
cheaper than buying a chair
>>51768262
TELL ME ABOUT IVAN
WHY DOES HE SQUAT?
how do i stop procrastinating lads
>>51768262
>>51768217
She's going to be proper disappointed on the third date if she's getting used to six inches.
anyone else notice that chrome switched the save image and the open image in new tab options? fucking annoying tbhwya
making an inquiry
>>51768323
keep posting
>mfw I have to get up for work in five hours.
>>51768266
>assert your male dominance
>mfw my Korean GF eats more than me all the time
Wew lads, just as well I drink about 5x more than her eh?
>>51768217
i was talking to a slim green eyed girl who rejected a model agency like 6 months ago.
i told her women shouldn't eat much and it turns me off to see females eating a lot (imagery of them shitting it out). and she's like saying she could eat 20 mcnuggets or a foot long easily.
i was like
>'no'
safe to say I don't talk to her anymore and she's doing a gap year abroad now.
>>51768323
I'll tell you later
>>51768266
no u order less u spazzer so she's self conscious about her weight/looks and craves ur willy as a consequence
>>51767951
People have the same anxieties and problems you do but they either don't show it or they have the comfort of other people to confide in. Just like you're doing now.
>>51768339
will do
>>51768332
good god lad
>>51768332
Joke's on you, she already knows I have a small penis.
>aphex twin went to shit after antics
>>51768383
Post proofs
>>51768323
adderall
Gonna turn my life around lads. It starts tomorrow.
>>51768323
I'll tell you later
>>51768396
dn't have any
>December 7th, 2015
Got this cool patch lads but idk what to put it on
>>51768346
OP here, my Subway girl is a model too, we were coming back from an outdoors shoot. Mine lives on McDonalds, pizzas and curry but is really slim and 6' tall.
>>51767951
Felt like this for years too. Got dropped into the deep end in uni when some random qt started talking to me out of nowhere and it turned out that flirting really does come naturally, you just need to be in a position than invokes it.
>>51768386
i dont even know who the aphex twins are
Got a job, lads.
As a waiter/bartender at events.
I have a masters degree.
>>51768435
>gf
>>51768439
fuck off literal turbonormie wtf
please please please please please please please please please please please please just kill me
come to my house right now and stab me, shoot me, strangle me, throw me off the building, whatever I don't care, just kill me
just do it, I beg you
>>51768383
How small lad?
>>51768447
One's Irish one's English
gf just sent me this
>>51768447
Theyre these twins that make edm music i think
>>51768407
Good lad. Attack the day.
oi
i got a question for that one yank
you know who you are
what's your endgame, yank?
>tfw almost gf
I'm gonna ask her out tomorrow. What should I ask her to do?
no memes plz
>>51768451
I believe congratulations are in order.
>>51768451
>Masters
>Working as a Waiter
Well we warned you about that History degree lad!
>>51768451
haha oh dear
>>51768465
what's the matter deutschlad only manage to get a single handjob at the club this weekend you normie twat?
>all these seppos
>>51768465
well as a proud brit it'd be rude not to, hans
>>51768476
IDM son
Intelligent Dance Music
>>51768480
"Will u b my gf desu?"
>>51768457
Already fucked her beacause I met her when she was a prossie.
>>51768480
take her to the local shooting range
>IDM son
>Intelligent Dance Music
>IDM son
>Intelligent Dance Music
>>51768465
Sound m8 I'm on the bus to the eurotunnel and then I'm getting a bus from Paris to your house
Be there in about 20 hours pal
>>51768478
End gam? I'm gonna try to make her my gf. Duh.
>Intelligent Dance Music
>>51768480
Bowling. Not memeing. It is GOAT date. It's fun, funny, ever so slightly competitive but never to the point where the competition takes over because everyone's just a bit too shit for it to be taken seriously, plus it gives you lots of time to talk and make jokes and tease.
>Intelligent Dance Music
>Intelligent Dance Music
>Intelligent Dance Music
>>51768485
My degree is in environmental science.
I wish I'd done some fucking internships.
Plus, job postings have slowed down a lot since the government slashed the green energy/environmental research subsidies.
>Intelligent Dance Music
>>51768547
no fun
>>51768439
>playing female top trumps
lols ok.
well anyways, mine got a model agency approach her, she went to it and all, and refused because she didn't want to become super self look conscious? she's like a 10/10 so how that'd happen idk
she was 10/10 tier but i was a redpilled idiot and ignored her when she said interracial relationships are ok
idc doxable info but she worked at an ice rink part time as well.
>top trump time
>going to get a first in a top 3 degree (not saying uni)
>5'10
>tanned, green eyed (RARE), really pretty faced
>unironically had 10 days gameplay on mw2 (is a lot for a girl)
>really loved me
>i was a bitter virgin at the time and couldn't see this
man so much feels there's literally no order in this post im just fucking rambling
>Intelligent Dance Music
literal glutton here
AMA
>>51768602
Tons of work over here for that
>>51768524
>>51768520
n-no memes p-please
>51768619
Nobody fucking cares
Can someone give my post a (You)
It ends in 511
Ta
>>51768639
ALLLLLL me
whats your favorite IDM tune lads?
huge fan of schopenhauer's ecstasy
It begins lads.
>>51768619
sure lad
we're all very proud of you
we hope you enjoy your "real" "model" "girlfriend" haha :)
@51768669
no
>>51768678
You're not Muslim bruv
>>51768480
bowling.
that or down to the local shooting range.
>oh did i mention? i'm quite the intelligent dance music aficionado
>>51768619
Liverpool
doing a lunch
>>51768678
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3348056/French-far-right-National-make-massive-gains-regional-elections-leader-Marine-Le-Pen-springboard-2017-presidential-bid.html
forgot link
>>51768480
Not the cinema because you just sit for two hours in silence. An art gallery or something like that then a coffee or drink.
http://youtu.be/8nDKH2GIFeM
Choon
>>51768708
>the local shooting range
[picture of a man wearing a fedora looking in your direction]
>>51768633
The US has a huge hiring bias for local degrees.
They want people who are eligible for the FE and PE environmental engineering exams.
>>51768675
The Flashbulb - Once Weekly
>literally in love with a bands lead singer
>can't forget about her because I really like her bands music and I always listen to it
>get hit with >that feel every time I hear her music
Quite annoying actually lads
would you any of these girls /brit/? the left is pretty fine tbqh, and the middle is not too fat but has a meh face
>Im a feminist with a nose ring who lives in Hackney
>>51768703
always remember: when someone tries to argue with you over something online, they probably look, think, and act like the man in this picture
>> 51768665
had to tell someone so fuck off
>>51768699
;-;
My degree is in the tuba
>>51768748
Adventures lad?
good gimmick desu keep it up senpai
>>51768755
All disgusting
http://youtu.be/OFTyikArzTQ
Choon
>>51768451
You were working as a waiter in a cocktaaail baaaar
when I met you
>tfw regularly do high level mathematics while rolling my face off
IDM is life
>>51768755
I'm pretty sure those are men.
They've got more 5 o'clock shadow than I do.
Cannot speak to women for the life of me lads. A girl from work came up to me last night all bubbly and excited to see me. I didn't know how to respond so I just offered her a fag. She said no and walked away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bfuGGBQTGE
>>51768738
>>51768816
Good post
>high level mathematics
>>51768822
realise she's a slab of meat and sex is shit and you'll improve
Smoking a cigar while lkstening to IDM (intelligent dance music) lads. What am i like?
>>51768798
Life is a series of compromises.
having a poo lads
wish me luck
>>51768822
should have offered her a straight man instead
Why are Scottish "people" so subhuman, lads?
>>51768451
more like a masterBATERS degree haha banter #ladgospel
>>51768822
I'll talk to her for you lad
Need a qt Irish gf desu
>>51768846
I'm not taking "advice" on women from this. Fuck off.
>>51768846
>>51768770
>it's finally catching on
My very own genuine /brit/ gimmick, absolutely fantastic. Thinking about making a trip and increasing the Rebaposting, what do you think?
>wearing the same underwear for the past 5 days
>literally drenched in piss and cum
gonna feel that much sweeter when i put on a fresh pair tomorrow morning
>>51768846
>and sex is shit
back to /r9k/ with you
>>51768503
I've literally had it with this world
I've seen my future and it looks even worse
the only goal I had has fallen apart, now there's no reason to waste any more time on this world
I don't know anyone, no one knows me
I'm not interested in getting to know anyone
trying to become a normie was the biggest mistake of my life
I'm a mindless drone now who needs medication to function and survive
It's really fun
I'm done
>>51768748
who is she
>>51768894
Smell them, they smell good and bad at the same time, it's fucking bizarre.
>>51768889
dunno lad
Adventures is breddy gud tho tbqhimho
>>51768894
take a shower and put on a fresh pair right now you slob
sleeping in clean clothes is comfy
the only time its acceptable to sleep in dirty clothes is when you go to bed too drunk to care
>>51768894
why do you need to tell others this information
Does anyone remember those little bags of mini Maryland cookies? I'm craving the orange flavour ones.
>>51768846
Arent u a virgin?
Equality full stop is incompatible with capitalism. It literally will never exist as long as we live under such an exploitative system.
>>51768894
>5 days
FONT
>>51768933
yeh
>>51768876
That's actually my cousins nickname in the army.
His last name is Bate.
>>51768846
>sex is shit
Nah that's just you
would you lads?
>>51768942
Yeah he is.
He's pretending his managed to get a 10/10 model with literally no experience with women and asperger social skills, but he's a virgin still.
>>51768953
this desu
>>51768953
>equality
Awful meme. Life isn't fair kid.
>>51768861
i love you yanks best posters in /brit/
>>51768885
continue shagging your sister then gypsy boy
>>51768898
>acknowledging /r9k/ is full of normies who just hate women
good post.
>>51768942
no
>>51768975
my hand could do a better job
>>51768991
based corbyn
>>51768923
R E B A
E
B
A
SUCH A QT
SUCH TALENT
hnnnnng 2bh senpai
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgqAc2Ux1Tw
@51768846
>knows he will never lose his virginity
>deludes himself into thinking that sex isn't good anyways
>pretends to lose it and starts acting macho and above it all
Classic sour grapes.
>>51768984
looks like a fish
no
>>51768984
yes
but I have a gf so no
>>51768984
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADc2-daq4bE
How is he able to speak so confidently and not lose his spaghetti when talking to someone so incredibly hot just sitting half naked next to him and touching herself constantly? I would be all over the place
Teach me this normie magic
>>51769003
Back to the brothel with you subhuman
>>51769003
You could do a better job as well desu
>>51769001
Muh progeny
lisicki is literally the worst trip on /int/
I feel like the education system holds me back. The idea that your intelligence is based on grades is ridiculously capitalist and wrong.
>>51768989
i literally never had sex with the model because she wasn't a total slag.
i shagged a random club slag of whom I said I'd add on FB to but never did because >fuck womyn ini
