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liara edition
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First for Brazil
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>be me
>shagging club slags
>have no oneitus no girl i want to gf
>literally feel I have no direction in life now
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janny's gonna do his nut
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bit of a qt ngl (i'm definitely not the OP)
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>>51767589
Why are you spamming your shitty video game character edition fatso?
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First for Obama drama
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>>51767608
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>Muslims shouldn't be gassed

Rasheed
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>>51767653
>>51767660
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>>51767589
I hope her race is on the next mass effect.

I still go to /gif/ and fap to both her and Miranda.
Thank you based SFM threads.
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>>51767649
he's doing good desu
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>>51767631
>my life revolves around finding a woman

FONT
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>>51767648
try and stop me lmfao

>>51767688
can't get off to sfm desu
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>>51767649
Let me guess the literal muslim president of the US is defending Muslims?
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>They simply aren't on out intellectual level, they don't understand the avant-garde humour that we have here on /brit/.
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>>51767712
Yep
He just started talking about em
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>>51767623
Why would anyone care about your gollywog?
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>>51767672
>>51767712
Rorke
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me on the right
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>>51767715
Think that was a joke tbqh
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alri lads decided to stop being sad time to man up
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Alright lads.
Spent the weekend in my Korean GF's flat smoking weed. Pretty good 2bh, we only went outside once to buy more weed.
I didn't want to leave but she's in Uni tomorrow morning and I can't be arsed getting up at 7 when she goes.
Just going to meet her when she finishes, should be fun.
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>>51767747
innit
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gonna post country music lads
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>>51767707
desu when I had a waifu I was more productive. At least the idolisation inspired me to do shit.
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anyone noticed how there is no anime in late night /brit/

pretty comfy tbqh
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>>51767781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHN9kwnT7ug
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>>51767688
>the next mass effect
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Alright lads,

I have a date tonight.
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>>51767794
the animes are sleeping
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>>51767794
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>>51767794
There aren't any ugly Kpop hoes either
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>>51767794
no
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>>51767794
they show up in a few hours
then the nonce and the australians show up

>>51767818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn98FdSg-Fo
there's a trailer and everything
it's gonna be shit
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>>51767739
Rasheed
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got into a bad scrap at the pub last night. spilt my drink on someone's sleeve and they went mad and punched me. i am a decent boxer though and i knocked him out, stone dead felt pretty good, and his mates came for me and after some struggling i got glassed. apparently i was lying with blood pissing out of my ear. peelers came and questioned me and everything, but they let me go and i stayed at my mates. good night desu
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>>51767794
You just had to say it didn't you?
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>>51767821
She just arrived.
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>>51767848
>it's gonna be shit
i will play it

ME universe had lots of potential it always will

though how they retcon the ending will be kind of wierd
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>>51767821
>tonight
>already quarter past eight on the east coast
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i remember when /brit/ used to just be la's chilling out, regardless of who you were (even Rasheeds). Now the faggot Nigel Farage poster made everyone here racist and angst filled.

t. tall white blue eyed male
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>>51767879
wew
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>>51767879
>blood pissing out of my ear
That's not good mate.
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@51767901
Welsh are the slavs of the UK
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>>51767900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWEZ3Vo5Jxk

>implying that wasn't skrillex's best album
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Why is life so hard lads?
I feel like I'm still a fucking kid, it seems like everybody has everything figured out but me. Like for example I never learned how to flirt with girls, but it seemed to come to everybody else naturally. Don't think I'm ever going to make it, but I'm stuck in between a rock and a hard place. I want to die before I see myself become a neck bearded wizard and a massive disappoint to my whole family, but at the same time I want to live because I love shitposting, taking drugs, playing vidya and listening to music and you can't do any of that shy when you're dead. I want to get off this wild ride senpai.
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nigel farage is a joke
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http://strawpoll.me/6199217
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http://strawpoll.me/6199217
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>>51767939
I thought he was Irish?
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>>51767821
i hope you're taking her for a cheeky nandos lad put on the peri peri charm
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>friend posts a video of his gf's ass on snapchat
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>>51767900
s-stop bully
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>>51767589

>kaidan
>not the best grill

pick one
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>>51767794
That's because most of the anime posters are gigantic normies, despite what they insist
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>>51767951
live so that you don't have to live for them
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>>51767900
hello storm
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>>51767589
luc besson should sue them 2bh
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nigel farage is a joke
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>>51767967
if you were a true lad you'd post it here for your /brit/ lads to enjoy
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desu la's I always wanted a 5'10 gf to have children with but after shagging a 5'10 girl, it's hard-work, idk if I should go for shorter one's now?

opinions?
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>>51767916
>>51767936
aha it was mad. landlord whipped a fucking pool cue around the back of the cunts head
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>>51767951
at least you can get drugs

I just sit in my room all day
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>>51767794
basically the hampshire retard fucks off it and it all goes away

he is cause of it mate
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>>51767951
yeh mate i feel you
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>>51767967

>ass

fuck off yank
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>>51767954
Bizarro Rorke
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>>51768027
>downloading a snapchat video
ok den
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TORIES OUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bJbeeKBPCU
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Anyone know an alternative name for a donkey?
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a vote for ukip is a vote for labour
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REAL
NIGGA
HOURS
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>>51767901
Bizzaro-rorke
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>>51768058
what the fuck else would you call it?
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>>51768090
retarded horse
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>>51768079
Where there's an arse there's a way
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>>51768090
burro
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>>51768034
w0wzers ur kewlio B)
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>>51768084
Bizarro Rorke
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Why are they so based?
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>>51768090
Lil Sebastian
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>>51768090
An Arse, or "ass" if you're a yank
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>>51768053
>Hampshire retard
I got rid of extra flags months ago, is he still spamming K-ON images? Shite, that's not even funny autism like Masie posting, that's just depressing.
Still obsessing over a 5+ year old sub-par anime.
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>>51767967
fuck off normie
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>>51768099

@51768105
arse you fucking cretin
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>>51768090
andy carroll
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>>51768134
>voting for white old men
Fuck off you sexist ageist scum
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>>51768134
Bizarro Rorke
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>>51767954
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>>51768090
dejan lovren
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>>51768130
fenian
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want to play hotline miami 2 on my ps4 but i cant

i hate this country
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>>51768143
literally 1/2 of the anime posts in these threads are him
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>>51768138

pretty sure an arse and a donkey are two different things
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>tfw /brit/ virgin shamed me for years
>now not a virgin
>i now realise /brit/ is full of virgins

such keks, life is tasting good right now
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Took a girl to Subway tonight, lads. She had a six inch chicken breast on honey oat and I had a footlong chicken tikka or teryaki or whatever it is and a diet coke.
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>>51768138
rasheed
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>>51768191
Him and the Scouse aspie are the reasons I got rid of it.
Got fed up of watching the same dicks do the same thing every post in every thread. At least when it's completely anonymous I can pretend it's a multitude of people.
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I'm really enjoying the character development from the trips these days
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>>51768217
should have offered her your footlong lad
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Hi i am Raja umar please open the chrom
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>>51768217
a sandwich is about the only six inches she'll get with you wahey
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why does he squat?
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>>51768217
good lad

you always have to order more than the girl to assert your male dominance over them and to show your large stomach capacity
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>>51768239
i turn it on and off all the time. i can always tell what posts are his anyway

posts the exact same shit with the same images every single time
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>>51768239
It's 31 people lad
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>>51768239
it's literally all me
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>>51768262

cheaper than buying a chair
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>>51768262
TELL ME ABOUT IVAN
WHY DOES HE SQUAT?
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how do i stop procrastinating lads
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>>51768262
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>>51768217
She's going to be proper disappointed on the third date if she's getting used to six inches.
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anyone else notice that chrome switched the save image and the open image in new tab options? fucking annoying tbhwya
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making an inquiry
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>>51768323
keep posting
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>mfw I have to get up for work in five hours.
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>>51768266
>assert your male dominance
>mfw my Korean GF eats more than me all the time
Wew lads, just as well I drink about 5x more than her eh?
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>>51768217
i was talking to a slim green eyed girl who rejected a model agency like 6 months ago.

i told her women shouldn't eat much and it turns me off to see females eating a lot (imagery of them shitting it out). and she's like saying she could eat 20 mcnuggets or a foot long easily.

i was like

>'no'

safe to say I don't talk to her anymore and she's doing a gap year abroad now.
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>>51768323
I'll tell you later
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>>51768266
no u order less u spazzer so she's self conscious about her weight/looks and craves ur willy as a consequence
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>>51767951
People have the same anxieties and problems you do but they either don't show it or they have the comfort of other people to confide in. Just like you're doing now.
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>>51768339
will do
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>>51768332
good god lad
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>>51768251
>>51768258
>>51768332
all me
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>>51768332
Joke's on you, she already knows I have a small penis.
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>aphex twin went to shit after antics
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>>51768383
Post proofs
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>>51768323
adderall
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Gonna turn my life around lads. It starts tomorrow.
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>>51768323
I'll tell you later
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>>51768396
dn't have any
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>December 7th, 2015
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Got this cool patch lads but idk what to put it on
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>>51768346
OP here, my Subway girl is a model too, we were coming back from an outdoors shoot. Mine lives on McDonalds, pizzas and curry but is really slim and 6' tall.
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>>51767951
Felt like this for years too. Got dropped into the deep end in uni when some random qt started talking to me out of nowhere and it turned out that flirting really does come naturally, you just need to be in a position than invokes it.
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>>51768386
i dont even know who the aphex twins are
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Got a job, lads.
As a waiter/bartender at events.
I have a masters degree.
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>>51768435
>gf
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>>51768439
fuck off literal turbonormie wtf
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please please please please please please please please please please please please just kill me
come to my house right now and stab me, shoot me, strangle me, throw me off the building, whatever I don't care, just kill me
just do it, I beg you
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>>51768435
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>>51768383
How small lad?
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>>51768447
One's Irish one's English
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gf just sent me this
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>>51768447
Theyre these twins that make edm music i think
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>>51768407
Good lad. Attack the day.
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oi

i got a question for that one yank

you know who you are

what's your endgame, yank?
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>tfw almost gf
I'm gonna ask her out tomorrow. What should I ask her to do?
no memes plz
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>>51768451
I believe congratulations are in order.
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>>51768451
>Masters
>Working as a Waiter
Well we warned you about that History degree lad!
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>>51768451
haha oh dear
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>>51768465
what's the matter deutschlad only manage to get a single handjob at the club this weekend you normie twat?
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>all these seppos
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>>51768465
well as a proud brit it'd be rude not to, hans
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>>51768476
IDM son

Intelligent Dance Music
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>>51768480
"Will u b my gf desu?"
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>>51768457
Already fucked her beacause I met her when she was a prossie.
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>>51768480
take her to the local shooting range
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>IDM son

>Intelligent Dance Music
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>IDM son

>Intelligent Dance Music
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>>51768465
Sound m8 I'm on the bus to the eurotunnel and then I'm getting a bus from Paris to your house
Be there in about 20 hours pal
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>>51768478
End gam? I'm gonna try to make her my gf. Duh.
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>Intelligent Dance Music
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>>51768480
Bowling. Not memeing. It is GOAT date. It's fun, funny, ever so slightly competitive but never to the point where the competition takes over because everyone's just a bit too shit for it to be taken seriously, plus it gives you lots of time to talk and make jokes and tease.
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>Intelligent Dance Music
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>Intelligent Dance Music
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>Intelligent Dance Music
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>>51768485
My degree is in environmental science.
I wish I'd done some fucking internships.
Plus, job postings have slowed down a lot since the government slashed the green energy/environmental research subsidies.
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>Intelligent Dance Music
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>>51768547
no fun
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>>51768439
>playing female top trumps

lols ok.

well anyways, mine got a model agency approach her, she went to it and all, and refused because she didn't want to become super self look conscious? she's like a 10/10 so how that'd happen idk

she was 10/10 tier but i was a redpilled idiot and ignored her when she said interracial relationships are ok

idc doxable info but she worked at an ice rink part time as well.

>top trump time
>going to get a first in a top 3 degree (not saying uni)
>5'10
>tanned, green eyed (RARE), really pretty faced
>unironically had 10 days gameplay on mw2 (is a lot for a girl)
>really loved me
>i was a bitter virgin at the time and couldn't see this

man so much feels there's literally no order in this post im just fucking rambling
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>Intelligent Dance Music
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literal glutton here

AMA
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>>51768602
Tons of work over here for that
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>>51768524
>>51768520
n-no memes p-please
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>51768619
Nobody fucking cares
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Can someone give my post a (You)

It ends in 511

Ta
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>>51768639
ALLLLLL me
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whats your favorite IDM tune lads?


huge fan of schopenhauer's ecstasy
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It begins lads.
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>>51768619
sure lad

we're all very proud of you

we hope you enjoy your "real" "model" "girlfriend" haha :)
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@51768669

no
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>>51768678
You're not Muslim bruv
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>>51768480
bowling.

that or down to the local shooting range.
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>oh did i mention? i'm quite the intelligent dance music aficionado
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>>51768619
Liverpool
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doing a lunch
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>>51768678
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3348056/French-far-right-National-make-massive-gains-regional-elections-leader-Marine-Le-Pen-springboard-2017-presidential-bid.html

forgot link
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>>51768480
Not the cinema because you just sit for two hours in silence. An art gallery or something like that then a coffee or drink.
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http://youtu.be/8nDKH2GIFeM
Choon
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>>51768708
>the local shooting range

[picture of a man wearing a fedora looking in your direction]
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>>51768633
The US has a huge hiring bias for local degrees.
They want people who are eligible for the FE and PE environmental engineering exams.
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>>51768675
The Flashbulb - Once Weekly
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>literally in love with a bands lead singer
>can't forget about her because I really like her bands music and I always listen to it
>get hit with >that feel every time I hear her music

Quite annoying actually lads
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would you any of these girls /brit/? the left is pretty fine tbqh, and the middle is not too fat but has a meh face
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>Im a feminist with a nose ring who lives in Hackney
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>>51768703
always remember: when someone tries to argue with you over something online, they probably look, think, and act like the man in this picture
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>> 51768665
had to tell someone so fuck off

>>51768699
;-;
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My degree is in the tuba
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>>51768748
Adventures lad?

good gimmick desu keep it up senpai
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>>51768755
All disgusting
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http://youtu.be/OFTyikArzTQ
Choon
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>>51768451
You were working as a waiter in a cocktaaail baaaar
when I met you
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>tfw regularly do high level mathematics while rolling my face off

IDM is life
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>>51768755
I'm pretty sure those are men.
They've got more 5 o'clock shadow than I do.
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Cannot speak to women for the life of me lads. A girl from work came up to me last night all bubbly and excited to see me. I didn't know how to respond so I just offered her a fag. She said no and walked away.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bfuGGBQTGE
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>>51768738
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>>51768816
Good post
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>high level mathematics
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>>51768822
realise she's a slab of meat and sex is shit and you'll improve
>>
Smoking a cigar while lkstening to IDM (intelligent dance music) lads. What am i like?
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>>51768798
Life is a series of compromises.
>>
having a poo lads

wish me luck
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>>51768822
should have offered her a straight man instead
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Why are Scottish "people" so subhuman, lads?
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>>51768451
more like a masterBATERS degree haha banter #ladgospel
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>>51768822
I'll talk to her for you lad
Need a qt Irish gf desu
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>>51768846
I'm not taking "advice" on women from this. Fuck off.
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>>51768846
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>>51768770
>it's finally catching on
My very own genuine /brit/ gimmick, absolutely fantastic. Thinking about making a trip and increasing the Rebaposting, what do you think?
>>
>wearing the same underwear for the past 5 days
>literally drenched in piss and cum
gonna feel that much sweeter when i put on a fresh pair tomorrow morning
>>
>>51768846
>and sex is shit

back to /r9k/ with you
>>
>>51768503
I've literally had it with this world
I've seen my future and it looks even worse
the only goal I had has fallen apart, now there's no reason to waste any more time on this world
I don't know anyone, no one knows me
I'm not interested in getting to know anyone
trying to become a normie was the biggest mistake of my life
I'm a mindless drone now who needs medication to function and survive
It's really fun
I'm done
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>>51768748
who is she
>>
>>51768894
Smell them, they smell good and bad at the same time, it's fucking bizarre.
>>
>>51768889
dunno lad

Adventures is breddy gud tho tbqhimho
>>
>>51768894
take a shower and put on a fresh pair right now you slob

sleeping in clean clothes is comfy
the only time its acceptable to sleep in dirty clothes is when you go to bed too drunk to care
>>
>>51768894
why do you need to tell others this information
>>
Does anyone remember those little bags of mini Maryland cookies? I'm craving the orange flavour ones.
>>
>>51768846
Arent u a virgin?
>>
Equality full stop is incompatible with capitalism. It literally will never exist as long as we live under such an exploitative system.
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>>51768894
>5 days

FONT
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>>51768933
yeh
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>>51768876
That's actually my cousins nickname in the army.
His last name is Bate.
>>
>>51768846
>sex is shit
Nah that's just you
>>
would you lads?
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>>51768942
Yeah he is.
He's pretending his managed to get a 10/10 model with literally no experience with women and asperger social skills, but he's a virgin still.
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>>51768953
this desu
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>>51768953
>equality

Awful meme. Life isn't fair kid.
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>>51768861
i love you yanks best posters in /brit/
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>>51768885
continue shagging your sister then gypsy boy

>>51768898
>acknowledging /r9k/ is full of normies who just hate women
good post.

>>51768942
no

>>51768975
my hand could do a better job
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>>51768991
based corbyn
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>>51768923
R E B A
E
B
A

SUCH A QT
SUCH TALENT
hnnnnng 2bh senpai
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgqAc2Ux1Tw
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@51768846
>knows he will never lose his virginity
>deludes himself into thinking that sex isn't good anyways
>pretends to lose it and starts acting macho and above it all
Classic sour grapes.
>>
>>51768984
looks like a fish

no
>>
>>51768984
yes

but I have a gf so no
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>>51768984

yes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADc2-daq4bE

How is he able to speak so confidently and not lose his spaghetti when talking to someone so incredibly hot just sitting half naked next to him and touching herself constantly? I would be all over the place

Teach me this normie magic
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>>51769003
Back to the brothel with you subhuman
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>>51769003
You could do a better job as well desu
>>
>>51769001
Muh progeny
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lisicki is literally the worst trip on /int/
>>
I feel like the education system holds me back. The idea that your intelligence is based on grades is ridiculously capitalist and wrong.
>>
>>51768989
i literally never had sex with the model because she wasn't a total slag.

i shagged a random club slag of whom I said I'd add on FB to but never did because >fuck womyn ini
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>>51768953
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>>51769037
>incredibly hot

Stopped reading
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>>51769076
le meme man
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>I feel like the education system holds me back. The idea that your intelligence is based on grades is ridiculously capitalist and wrong.
>>
>>51769062
t, thicko
>>
>>51769059
wow, that Anonymous guy is pretty active, he must have no life haha
>>
>>51768953
capitalism has been the driving force of equality
>>
Imagine being the guy who invented capitalism

Like just imagine going up to people in the 1800s and saying "let's do it this way instead"
>>
>>51769056
you're the worst
>>
>>51769059
my other trip (not lisicki desu la') had more than 2000 posts?

is this for the year?
>>
test
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Marina
>>
where is the real lisicki?
>>
>>51769111
Dunno lad
The idea of paying for goods and services with currency that can then be exchanged for different good and services predates the 19th century I think
>>
This fucking newfag can't work out why his post count changed
>>
>>51769136
desustorage is only active since October 2015 I think

archive.moe is kill
>>
>>51769111
You mean the 1300s
>>
will the real lisicki please stand up
>>
>>51769111
he must have gotten his dick sucked like all the time bro
>>
>>51769188
*stands up*
*starts walking towards you*
>>
>>51769111
capitalism is the natural progress from feudalism, socialism is the natural progression from capitalism, dw.

primitive communism > slave society > feudalism > capitalism > socialism > communism
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>>51769169
Saving this post to the yank bank
>>
I adore art and weed.
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>>51769201
*runs*
>>
>>51769059

>LeMonopolyMan

Is that the guy on /cum/ who takes creep shots of girls at his uni?
>>
>>51769201
oh fuck
*runs away*
>>
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Rina
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>>51769174
>i've unironically posted 2000 times since october?

fuck off no i have a life
>>
whenever i watch like a liveleak video of someone being beaten into a pulp i dunno i just kind of get a buzz off it. what is wrong with me?
>>
I loathe Caitlyn Jenner's politics but people who use that as a means to misgender her are absolute scum
>>
>>51769205
>implications were made
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>fuck off no i have a life
>>
Going to the bathroom give me a shout if you want anything
>>
>>51769241
>I have a life
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking hell lad you don't half tell some cracking jokes
>>
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>fuck off no i have a life
>>
>>51769241
>i have a life
that is something you should try and remedy
>>
>>51769276
I'll have a bath plz m8
>>
>>51769241
>When was this archive started?

>Desustorage started archiving all boards on early October 7 2015. /mlp/ and /qa/ were archived in December 2014.

...mate.
>>
>>51769182
you mean 1290

statute of quia emptores 1290 made land able to be sold and ended subinfeudation.

however I personally believe population increase in 1400s-1500s was the end of feudalism.

debate me.
>>
just figured out a way to get hotline miami 2 on my playstation

suck my dick australian classification board
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>statute of quia emptores 1290 made land able to be sold and ended subinfeudation.

>however I personally believe population increase in 1400s-1500s was the end of feudalism.

>debate me.
>>
190CM MASTER RACE ON SUICIDE WATCH - HIS EXCESSIVE POSTING EXPOSED
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>>51769377
Why can't you get it?
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alri la
>>
Ashamed to be British what an awful fucking country
>>
>>51769393
>2200 posts since early October
>it is now December
>3 months
>roughly 730 posts made on average a month
>>
>>51769448
It's pretty much been 2 months exactly
>>
>>51769418
refused classification due to sexual violence because our classification board is full of sjws
>>
>>51769448
>24 posts a day
that's fucking nothing, I've probably made 100 today. On a weekday, i probably make like 30
>>
>>51769367
I know it's a meme to say this but it really was the Black Death that changed everything. It ended feudalism for good, changed our landscape, changed our economy and made the modern nation state inevitable
>>
>>51769448
not that bad then 2bh
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9gwqbJkOKg

I hate my area.
>>
>>51769469
o yeah i forgot how to into maths

so around 1000 posts a month

nice life
>>
>>51769432

fucking whores
>>
I've come to realise recently that David Cameron is actually pretty based
>>
>>51769448
>roughly 730 posts made on average a month


thats only roughly 25 posts a day

that isn't THAT much


can very easily do that in the space of 1-3 hours of shitposting
>>
>>51769504
I think you forgot
>fuck off no i have a life
>>
>>51769474
How'd you get around it?
>>
>>51769497
i'd like another ten more years with him desu
>>
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>>51769497
David Cameron fucked my bitch
>>
The best Welsh word?

Weeewwweeeweer? Or weeewweeeedsssee?
>>
>>51769550
what a lad
>>
>>51769550
Do you think he is a fan of the spirits
>>
>>51769563
Llanfairpwllgwyngyll
>>
>>51769563
The one with about 10 y's and l's in it
>>
>>51769497
>>51769541
>>51769550
Paul
>>
postin the goat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBQ2mjkvYY8
>>
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just got back from hard time AMA
>>
Not even gonna put the cover over the blanket
>>
>>51769563
Squirrel isn't that great

What the fuck is the second word?

i'm personally fond of ffrwchnedd 2bh

>>51769593
that's a place not a word, and really it's just a big mix of words designed to attract tourists and recognition
>>
>>51769550
alri' Big Dave, how's it going lad?
>>
>>51769619
haha good post tbf
>>
>>51769619
Nice one la
>>
>>51769619
>literally poo peeland
Good show though tbf mate
>>
>>51769619
>poo peeland
>>
Proper like late night /brit/
It reminds me of the old days, these days daytime /Brit/ is an unironic mad dash for (you)s
>>
>People defending Cameron after he said there are too many white Christian faces in this country
>>
*you wake up in the middle of my post*

And that's my final offer, will you take it?
>>
>>51769550
>you will never have a sesh with big dave as you read the GCHQ email archive and laugh at all the pathetic nerds
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>>51769689
>It reminds me of the old days, these days daytime /Brit/ is an unironic mad dash for (you)s
>>
>>51769619
>Janny can't handle the banter
What else is new
>>
>>51769705
yeah m8
>>
>>51769497
Taqiyya Dave is a treasonous pig that should front the Hague. Most Western leaders should.
>>
>>51769563
imverytallfarrrjjk
>>
>>51769705
*unsheathes my katana*

no

*warps behind you*

now you die
>>
lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKralilKSxM
>>
>>51769737
Silly yank that's clearly Icelandic
>>
>>51769619
got banned for posting a gif of a mouse getting it's willy chopped off a few days ago

why is the janny such a nut lads?
>>
>>51769728
Good lad you start Wednesday
>>
>>51769741
*dump trucks you and does a poo on your face
pssh, nothing personal kid
>>
>>51769770
prolly mistook it for a nsfw selfie
>>
>>51769737
the letters "v", "j" and "k" do not exist in welsh

the "f" sound is actually "ff" and the "v" sound is actually "f"
>>
>>51769785
Then I run in with my magic wand and send the darkness away *poof*
>>
>>51769770
How come Polish CP lad isn't permabanned
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So you're in the club and this guy slaps your gf's arse. What do you do? Take note, he's 6'1" and weighs 90kg, all muscle
>>
>>51769827
Dynamic IP
>>
BLOODY RACISTS
BLOOOOOOODY RACISTS
BLOODY UKIP...UKIP!
BLOODY BNP BLOODY RACISTS
>>
>>51769846
wonder where I got a gf from ahahah waheeyyy
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tfw no qt slag gf
>>
>>51769846
>popped collar
Deck this fucking faggot

What's 90 kg?
>>
>>51769785
*takes off your mask*
I was really you all along

*take off my mask*
You were really me
>>
>>51769485
went for a shit soz for late reply

how do you mean the black death changed everything? more interested in do you believe in the population decrease being the reason for the end of feudalism or the rise of population after?
>>
>>51769855
smart
>>
>>51769846
He can have her, she's a fucking pig anyway
>>
>>51769886
bigger than you, faggot
>>
what is your actual classification of "normie"?

For me its simply those who can have close relationships with others

so for example, someone who has/has had a gf, or has friends (ie not mere acquaintances) is by default norman
>>
>>51769846
I ask him to put aside the rhetoric
>>
>>51769800
i just wanted to type the "im very tall" then spammed a bit more on my keyboard and posted what landed 2bh, i wasn't exactly going for perfect welsh
>>
>>51769884
>slag
>qt

You just don't get it, do you?
>>
http://desustorage.org/r9k/statistics/post-count/

forget 2200 being the highest number of posts for /int/'s tripfags, these fucking nolifes have well over 10 tripfags with over 10,000 posts in 3 months

s m h
>>
>>51769925
someone with a job and/or a gf
>>
>>51769504
some on mlp have 26k posts

i'm not even that bad
>>
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>>51769896
>soz for late reply
>>
>>51769925
someone who goes to uni
>>
>>51769846
>90kg

can we stop this

we use stones in this country
>>
Just realised I've been carrying a bag of cocaine around with me all day haha
>>
>>51769886
>what's 90kg
This, literally.
Why are you using those disgusting French measurements you kek? What's wrong with the good old British stone and pound you traitor
>>
>>51769959
/mlp/ and /qa/ were archived from 2014
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>he comes to the conclusion that he has a life based on the sole fact that he is better than ponyfuckers
>>
doing a wank
>>
having a poo
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>>51769959
>mlp
in all my years of posting here i haven't seen one pony posted outside of mlp

that's amazing
>>
>>51769925
non-virgins who didn't pay for it
>>
>>51770025
it's against the rules to mlp outside of mlp.

same should apply to anime imo
>>
>>51770025
Global rules mang

Also, /trash/ has basically been turned into NSFW /mlp/ because it's the only NSFW board where they aren't forbidden
>>
>>51770028
dont agree because an autist could get pissed and fuck someone equally pissed
>>
>>>/trash/442165
>>
>>51769990
a man on /fit/ has 14k posts

so not that bad 2bh
>>
>>51769925
>no mental illness
>can easily talk to people
>likes popular music
>goes to parties/clubs
>wasn't bullied at all
>has Instagram/Facebook/Twitter and has more than 100 friends/followers
>>
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>>51770068
Wat
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>>51769896
The "Black Death" (the Bubonic plague) put a premium on well bodied, able servants (the serfs). It's hard to maintain such a feudal system when thousands were dying every day across the continent, including soldiers and nobles. A plague free serf or servant was a highly desirable commodity. They began to be offered more for their work and labor. If the master didn't provide it, there were other lords willing to pay for their services. If anything, it began to improve the serf's and servant's lot in life.
>>
>>51770093
now you've seen a pony

you're welcome
>>
>>51770064
an autist will always give off bad vibes which girls can sense even when drunk
>>
dumb fucking nigger
>>
>>51770099
God works in mysterious ways, that was his plan all along you see
>>
are there actual horsefuckers on /brit/
>>
>>51770138
just lisicki
>>
>>51770071
Compare
https://desustorage.org/fit/search/order/asc/

And

https://desustorage.org/int/search/order/asc/

/fit/ has been archived longer
>>
>>51770091
again dont agree, because you can be very odd but still have a gf and friends

its when you dont that you truly become abnormie
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>be med student
>go to hospital
>see boobs
great feel lads
>>
>>51770163
>because you can be very odd but still have a gf and friends
'no'
>>
>>51770099
>capitalism was invented when the plague put the supply of peasant slaves below the demand for the first time ever
Pottery
>>
>>51770169
did you have a go on them?
>>
Are YOU a Muslim bruv?
>>
>>51770108
People unironically get off on pictures of horses from a kids show with dicks

Fucked up desu
>>
>>51770163
Well I have friends and I'm a total weirdo, I can't talk to strangers at all in fact it's a miracle I even have friends at all. You can't say I'm a normie just because I have friends lad.
>>
>>51770169
were they old breast cancer boobs
>>
>>51770099
do you not think the population increase actually advanced society more into capitalism? as the supply of serfs was more than the demand and hence serfs became specialised in their work? due to this, would demand for more and due to the fact they demanded for more (with a higher population) ended feudalism as the overlords could not offer each serf enough? therefore creating a class consciousness
>>
>>51770138
t. Sheepshagger
>>
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>>51770215
of course not lad, i am a professional after all
>>
>>51769896
Well population only got back to pre-BD levels in the 1600s. A large, settled population was what made feudalism possible

Europe in the middle ages was quite decentralised compared to both the modern era and the Roman era. Feudalism worked in a decentralised world because it was the best way to exert control on a local level. When the BD came (and the most recent estimates put the numbers it killed in Britain at around 60-65%), the value of farms fell and the value of labour rose enormously. Peasants now had economic power rather than being dependent on their landlord. It also dimished the importance of localism because money allowed people to travel. Bear in mind that the economy before the BD was a barter economy, at least for most people.
I could go on and on about this but I'll wrap up by saying that money is INTEGRAL to the modern idea of the individual. In a feudal barter economy everyone is dependant on each other but money allows independence and mobility and also encourages free thought. So yeah, the BD fucked feudalism's shit up hard
>>
>>51770246
Sheep are objectively hotter than horses
>>
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>>51770234
sometimes but not always, there were nice young big ones, surgery rotation best time of my life
>>
>>51770184
'yes'
>>51770231
i can actually because you can get on with people on a more than superficial level

you are thus a norman
>>
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The impulse is pure
Sometimes our circuits get shorted
By external interference
Signals get crossed
And the balance distorted
By internal incoherence
>>
>>51770223
I aint no muslim bruv
>>
>>51770025
hownew.ru
>>
>>51770273
good stuff
grab a pic next time xo
>>
>be me
>did a medieval law essay
>realised I've fucked up now with the arguments put forward infront of me

man this hurts lol
>>
Need to change my bed sheets but that's quite a bit of effort desu
>>
>>51770364
you deserve it
>>
How'd your football (soccer) team do this weekend lads?
Any heartbreak/upsets?
>>
>>51770364
at least you learned something
>>
>>51770364
And it actually counts this year haha
>>
>>51770389
0-0 draw against the old man reds
>>
>>51770431
>>51770431
>>51770431
>>51770431
>>
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>feudalism existed to any meaningful extent
>>
man foot move ball
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