Eternal Marina edition
Clara
Maisie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6krmom_hjEE
pleb edition
got any feudalism memes lads?
>>51770272
coz they are all wooly haha :p
lols
thinking of having a third hot pocket lads, will i regret it?
>>51770508
nah its the look in their eyes
and the "baa"ing
tfw going through shit you should have been through as a teenager as a 22 year old adult
i love marina
How'd your football (soccer) team do this weekend lads?
Any heartbreak/upsets?
>there are people on /brit/ right now who think webms on 4chan should have sound
>they want videos on an imageboard
>>51770530
>>51770526
depends, how much do make a year?
Is it enough to sustain this diet?
>>51770544
like what boy
>>51770481
Terrible
>>51770545
same tbqh
>>51770532
This is one of the most historically illiterate things I've ever seen
The French are voting for far right monsters for only one reason (to deport middle eastern refugees), but they're unfortunately forgetting about all the other horribleness that comes with Right-wing government. Economic ruin, and stupidity, as they dismantle civilized society in the name of "personal freedom."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7DUB-zLvw8
tune
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/Mule/
What's all this them?
>>51770576
like falling for a girl for the first time and not knowing how to deal with it
>>51770481
haha you should start a blog of these lad would be top banter
>>51770431
god i love skinny grills
>>51770532
muh bonuses
>>51770624
lol I noticed that too
what is it with /tv/ and their hyper-dedicated shitposters?
got to admire it t.bh
is it true that i can get a gf just by being myself?
>>51770600
>>51770631
Complete misery
But your appreciation of music goes through the roof
>>51770601
not bad
>>51770648
hate all women desu
the sound of women laughing makes me irrationally angry
gonna get fedora posted, but it's true. not proud of it tb h
charlie
fuck kevin durant
>makes me irrationally angry
>>51777777 coming soon lads
>the sound of women laughing makes me irrationally angry
>>51770727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBQ2mjkvYY8
true dat
now THIS is a tune, take note lids
>>51770727
Mad manlet detected
>why yes, hello, I am living in Italy
>>51770761
Retard
>The French are voting for far right monsters for only one reason (to deport middle eastern refugees), but they're unfortunately forgetting about all the other horribleness that comes with Right-wing government. Economic ruin, and stupidity, as they dismantle civilized society in the name of "personal freedom."
>>51770703
i just don't trust them
i've accepted the reality that if i ever have kids, i'll have to raise them on my own because my wife will most certainly divorce me
the traditional family unit has been destroyed
>>51770760
Excellent post
>>51770752
He is a fucking legend!
>>51770772
>>51770750
>>51770737
told ya
>>51770776
ha that was me as well
>mandatory meeting in my dorm building's kitchen
>literally don't know where that is
What do lads
>>51770696
>someone liking my taste
nice, we'd be friend
>>51770826
have you date raped anyone recently
>no one will ever reply to one of your posts with 'excellent post'
>>51770826
Show up and shoot everybody
>>51770753
fuck off
>>51770826
Skip it
Say you were having sex with a 10/10
Say you made her cum twice
Say you lasted 45mins
Say you came on her chebs
>>51770843
no, its about the building closing over winter break or something
>>51770855
reckon they might not like that
@51770849
average post
surely there literally isnt anyone out there more deserving of legend status than lil b, right lads?
>>51770875
excellent post
>>51770868
I would just skip it but there's some stuff I need to know since I'm moving off campus
why are there no Australians
are they at work lol fucking nerds
Fucking Noisia lads
no but really though
should I make a third hot pocket?
they're pepperoni
>>51770907
They show up between 8-10pm PST
>>51770921
>three hot pockets
you fat piece of shit
>>51770929
Seriously though are you Storm?
it sucks i can't samefag here
>>51770921
>hot pocket
yanks out
>how do we fix this shit
seriously
>>51770947
iktftbqh
>>51770902
daring and bold synthesis
>>51770921
No
Those are disgusting
>>51770944
>Storm
Who?
Story time lad
>>51770908
>2015
>dubstep
>>51770959
>fix
fix what?
You're exactly where you belong kek
>>51770976
There's a California lad who posted here a few months ago
His name is LITERALLY Storm
>tfw want a gf
>i don't even want sex, I just want somebody to love me forever
Feels bad senpai
>>51770993
>Noisia
>dubstep
my uni doesnt have a safe space tb h
>>51771011
>tfw don't even want to fuck
>just want to cuddle
kill me
>>51770959
/brit/ says you're Irish
What's your deal nigga?
>>51771011
i sort of want some relationship experience but at the same time ive got too comfy and genuinely cannot be arsed
>>51771023
I'll cuddle you
>>51770994
how do we fix swansea fc you fucking mug
>>51771023
gay
>try to buy a Front National t-shirt
>they don't ship to USA
>>51770921
Nobody knows what they are aside from janitors enjoying them.
>>51770783
i think marriage can work if you put two people who aren't selfish idiots together. easier said than done because most people are either very selfish or very dumb or just straight up crazy.
i think our culture magnifies failed marriages way too much, no one pays any attention to the marriages that last a very long time where the two people involved are generally happy with each other because thats too boring. we all like to watch train wrecks.
>>51771023
>iktf
I just want a girl who loves me to hug me tight and not let go for hours
>>51771006
I am from CA, not named Storm
I'm the
>Morning lads
>What's on the agenda for today?
lad
ARE YOU CRAZY? ARE YOU OUTTA YA MIND?
>>51771011
>>51771023
>I don't want to have sex
this is why you are single.
Women are unironically retarded when it comes to their sexual desires.
No matter what they say when they aren't horny, women WANT to be used.
They want to be sexual object for your pleasure.
The sooner you realise that, the sooner you will start to get laid.
>>51771048
The divorce rate is what, 50%?
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ax9hgON5wM
>>51771087
Based h3h3lad
>>51771085
Terrible gimmick
>Women are unironically retarded when it comes to their sexual desires.
>No matter what they say when they aren't horny, women WANT to be used.
>They want to be sexual object for your pleasure.
>The sooner you realise that, the sooner you will start to get laid.
>>51771096
so much this
>be me
>had waifus and oneitus
>lose virginity
>become manwhore
correlation is there
>>51771040
again, there isn't a problem to fix, you are where you are meant to be lmao
>lisicki actually thinks he's a manwhore
>become manwhore
>>51771105
it peaked at 78% in 2001
everyone i grew up with had divorced parents
i've been through 7 divorces myself
my mother was a fucking whore
it's fucked up
>>51771096
>>51771120
I don't want to fug random slags
I want to lose my virginity to a qt girl who'll be my gf until we die.
>tfw your oneitis will never let you come inside her while looking into her eyes while she tells you that she loves you
JUST END IT NOW
/Vardy King of England/ when?
>THIS UGLY SON OF A BITCH Is A Manwhore Fucking (Super Hot) Chicks and basically, _you_are_fucking_stupid_
>>51771188
>I want to lose my virginity to a qt girl who'll be my gf until we die.
>allowing females to use sex as a weapon against you
fuck off m8, disregard them, pump and dump them
>>51771157
>I've been though 7 divorces
Same lad
I never thought I'd see another lad whose mother had as many relationships as mine.
>tfw one of her husbands used to sell guns and was eventually arrested and put in jail for 10 years
Haha
>pump and dump them
>>51771225
Will you please stop talking about women. We all know you're a fat virgin. You're fooling no one.
>>51771188
>tfw my gf is my first:
>hand hold
>kiss
>sex
>she tells me she wants my cum when we bang
>feels good
>>51771188
>tfw your oneitis will never let you come inside her while looking into her eyes while she tells you that she loves you
Mine will, she wants me to do it, but I don't want to cum inside her yet.
Don't feel like having kids yet la
also
>I don't want to fuck random slags
I never said you had to dumb cunt.
You just need to act like a man with some fucking balls.
Like I said, all women, even your fucking oneitis qt bitch wants to be used in bed.
They want a man to dominate them.
>>51771265
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
GOD IT HURTS SO BAD
>>51771105
i hear that a lot too
i also feel that this statistic never tells you the whole story though. how many people get married because they feel like they have to, because everything in their family/society tells them thats just the way things go. then they pick the first person who they have feelings for that comes along, not realizing that the person isn't exactly a great long term fit. my sister is with a guy right now that i know if she married they'd just end up getting divorced. i bet there are tons of couples where everyone around them has an intuition that it won't last long.
then there are also the married couples who stick together through thick and thin, unhappy, who probably SHOULD get divorced but also bring that statistic up in the other direction. there's just so much to think about here.
saying "50% of marriages result in a divorce" is just the tip of the iceberg. it shouldn't encourage or discourage anyone to get married. i think the personalities of the two people getting married need to be taken into account big time before they formally get married.
>>51771192
>tfw I made this image
do you think any british person posts on /k/?
>tfw went out of the 20 pound buy in sunday night poker tournament at the casino not far from where i live after 3 hours of playing
>walk up to the roulette table and bet 50 quid on red
>win 100 quid when ball lands on red
wew so i'm 30 quid up for one bet 30 seconds after losing at poker. kek i can see why gambling is addictive
.
>>51771312
im sure that guy who slit peoples throats in london yesterday did
>>51771296
Got anymore?
It's propa mint lad
>>51771188
>tells you that she loves you
Do girls treat this statement as seriously as I feel like it should be?
>>51771279
>Like I said, all women, even your fucking oneitis qt bitch wants to be used in bed.
>They want a man to dominate them.
so much this
>be me
>shag a club slag
>oh shit didn't use protection went bareback
>go down her house 8pm the next day
>chatted a bit
>gave solid questions
>are you on pill?
>any stds
>no to both
>sick cya soon!
>she starts coming onto me on this moment
would've shagged if I was drunk, as I did the night before, sober though, fuck no.
wat do lads ?
>>51771332
>no to both
yeah she was on the coil, not the pill.
if you were wondering lols
I got a 6inch willy AMA
>>51771335
>danny
you liked a man? are you gay?
o_o
>>51771358
7.3 inches here
>>51771357
shut up you fucking wanker
>>51771358
same
wanna have a "sword" fight? ;)
Are they ever going to remove the fucking stupid filters?
>>51771372
Wow same to the tenth
Are we willy brothers?
It's time for hockey lads!
>>51771372
Normies out
I'm fucking IRISH, not some English poof.
>>51771373
bitter virgin detected
>3:20pm
Time for bed I think lads
Good night
>tfw no gf to sleep next to
;_;
>>51771415
the only good thing about hockey is all the finnish people who post all the great memes
why are the Irish so much more stronger than English sissies?
>>51771401
i don't know desu senpai
>>51771443
losing your virginity at 20 years old isn't much of an accomplishment mate
you must be proper ugly
Post mirror shots of your torso lads. Here's mine I'm not afraid to show it.
>>51771472
nope just autistic
could've lost it 17 with school slag but wasn't keen enough back then
>Hungarian surname
>Hungarian qt's always comment on it
based ancestors
>>51771491
i AM afraid to show mine, i'm afraid.
>>51771491
girl here, can i lick your torso then cock/
>>51771542
alri bae
y u talkin 2 tha fuccbey
Cornetto desu
Lisicki should have his own relationship advice talkshow on ITV desu lads
posting a classic lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4y-w9eIaUk
>y u talkin 2 tha fuccbey
>>51771542
only if you swear allegiance to her majesty queen elizabeth ii
>>51771553
fuck off, i only date men shorter than 189 cm
>>51771157
>78% divorce rate
>everyone i grew up with had divorced parents
>i've been through 7 divorces myself
>Same lad
You guys are memeing right? Right?
>>51771588
excellent post
>>51771588
kek'd
>>51771491
shit torso Mr. Skinnyfat loser
>>51771570
Where did you even hear about ITV and why do I suspect Jeremy Kyle has a hand in it?
>>51771570
and everyone just texts in "kill yourself"
>>51770431
Who is this semen demon?
>>51771599
most of the people ITT have been divorced at least twice
why do you think we're all so angry all the time? ex wives are annoying
>>51771584
there's only been one queen elizabeth though, the current one :/
Fatal flaw in The Departed: it's painfully blindingly obvious that DiCaprio is the rat
>>51771605
notice how he insults my body yet refuses to post his own
>>51771588
ebin
>>51771621
the love of my life
the lone light in a dark world
the only thing worth living for
>>51771664
fuck off poo peeland
>>51771614
The debates during the elections this summer iirc
me on da toilet haha xoxox
>>51771638
But Matt Damon is the rat
going to bed now 2bh
toodles x
>>51771570
>>51771616
this makes me think 4chan really should have its own media company. shows like that would be hilarious. theres lots of meme potential here, lots of entertainment value, and lots of money to be made.
i always knew shitposting would make us rich one day. lets get to work boys
>>51771694
t. Alberto Barbosa
*follows lisicki up to bed*
>>51771675
rude
/brit/ is my safe space
>>51771648
Keep walking Mr. Skinnyfat
>>51771599
No
It was fun growing up in my house lad, I'll tell you what
my ankles are very itchy
i guess i got the bugs
>>51771638
infernal affairs is better tbqh
brewing a poo
Trying out a new gimmick.
Hashtag: new gimmick
Hashtag: /brit/
Hashtag: 4chan
Hashtag: international
>>51771688
cue tee
>>51771699
don't wake up hahah xo
>>51771758
>infernal affairs is better tbqh
*follows the lad who followed lisicki into bed*
>infernal affairs is better tbqh
>>51771157
I've only recently realised just how many people marry young.
Seeing people at uni age after being together for 6 months - 1.5 years getting married, its just so obvious they're going to split.
There used to be social and religious pressures to stay together, but nowadays there's no reason to (for the woman at least) when the relationship goes sour or gets boring. On top of that just look at how long people are living; 80-100 years old.
How many people do you think can realistically find a partner so compatible that they are happy to be together for ~half a century?
>tfw no anime eye gf
Haven't showered in 3 days haha
Smell like shit haha
>>51771681
Normally yanks think our TV is a single channel operated by the BBC, how unusual.
>>51771790
>>51771801
It is far better though. Have you even seen it?
HK makes top crime cinema
>>51771738
is it not school time in australia ?
>>51771753
Put the hairdryer on it makes it not itch desu
>>51771817
same actually
>HK makes top crime cinema
>>51771812
this girls cute as fuck
id marry her for ~half a century
>>51771840
Nah I think school is finished for the year now.
I finished last year though so I can't remember 2bh.
>microwave a bowl of canned soup
>grab a hunk of ciabatta bread
dinner is served
>think about asking qt girl to be my gf
>start thinking about how if she had the choice of me or literally anyone else, she'd choose my them and not me
>give up
>cry
Every time
>>51771859
Fuck yeah schoolies cunt get wastey
>>51771859
The primary school near me is still open
>>51771883
does NZ have schoolies
If they do I wasn't invited ahahah
>>51771883
I didn't go to schoolies, went camping with the lads instead.
breddy gud 2bh.
Hehe.... meme.
>>51771883
do you people actually talk like this ?
>>51771894
been doing daily covert surveillance lad ?
>>51771920
Nah we don't
>>51771881
if you have to "think" about asking the girl out then its usually a loss 2bh
its hard to have that in your head and not be awkward about if. if there was a mutual interest you guys wouldn't need a formal "asking out" like 14 year olds, you'd just naturally gravitate towards spending time with each other.
at least i think thats how it works with girls, what do i know, im a virgin haha
who else gets horny after a poo
drunk and eating nutella with my hands lads
this might be what rock bottom feels like
>>51771894
I think it depends on your state.
In my town some of the privates schools have finished, some haven't, can't remember about state schools though ay.
>>51771956
aha whew
I missed the year 12 formal too
>>51771950
I could hear them all running around screaming at lunch time desu
>>51771950
>do you people actually talk like this ?
High school kids do, more or less.
>>51771979
>tfw went to formal
>tfw even had a date
>tfw she asked me to the formal
Such is life as an attractive male.
go on ask what kind of soup i microwaved you rude pieces of shit
>>51771963
this literally makes you gay
me in the middle
picture of me ;)
>>51771979
I didnt go to that because i didnt have a date so i just pretended i didnt wanna go then went to the after party haha
>>51772017
it's simple biology dude
big poos stimulate your prostate
>>51772035
>not going with the lads
>Just started my third beer
>Going to get through another 5 before I go to sleep
>Woke up at 6pm today
>Been doing this for months
>First term at uni
>Haven't gone to a single lecture or tutorial or handed in any work
>Haven't even checked my uni email
>>51771969
Nutella is expensive
You haven't hit rock bottom till you're tongue fucking the dredges of a bag of chips (crisps) for dinner
h-hey guys, i am moving to uk next year, is dental care more expensive in uk than here?
Also i checked on numbeo the house bills and it says its just twice as expensive which i can dig since everything is pretty much twice as expensive.
I'd like to know should I finish it here or there.
S-sorry for disturbing you g-gguys.
>>51772118
livin la vita loco xD
>>51772152
are you girl
man one fucking bottle of ipa and im already feeling the alcohol
is it my weight? 6 foot 1 but 10 stone
>>51772092
Didnt wanna look like some autist without a date
Are women genetically programmed to mistake kindness for weakness?
>dude
yanks out
>>51772183
>bait?
What IPA?
>>51772204
Its pretty shit anyway, official after parties got cancelled when some cunts couldn't handle their drink and died desu
>>51772206
in most cases, yes.
>>51772213
williams joker
>>51771833
everyones seen it faggot
>>51772267
>when some cunts couldn't handle their drink and died
christ
went and got more bread
this soup is disgusting
>>51772118
you absolute madman hahaha
>>51772314
i.stuff.co.nz/national/5133225/Death-after-Kings-College-ball
One of a few that year
>>51772286
>5% ABV
Lad....
That's a shit IPA then
And you're a fucking pussy
>tfw water damaged my macbook pro
absolutely fucking haram
>>51772267
I know some schools where if anybody held an after party and the school found out whoever held it would get suspended
>>51772407
this was my school 2bh.
>>51772389
mate im not drunk, my arms just feel heavy and im tired
One of the lads in my class almost banged the afterparty's host's mum haha
>>51772419
You're buzzed after one beer....
>>51772341
can't stand any more lads
i feel ill haha
>>51772415
Sorry lad. If it makes u feel any better i never got with my dates at them anyway
>>51772494
yeah i think its because my bmi is too low
plus i hardly ever drink 2bf, i'll maybe take a bottle of this every two weeks
>>51772519
Happens to me off one pint sometimes ngl
I'm like 6 4
>birthday in two weeks
>going to be with my family
>still don't have the slightest clue what i want
>>51772510
They still had one lmao and I went.
Walked there at like 3 in the morning with a couple friends to walk our drunk friend back to our other friends house safely.
It seemed like people enjoyed themselves though, my date didn't go.
>>51772519
>plus i hardly ever drink 2bf, i'll maybe take a bottle of this every two weeks
That's probably it
How's the beer though?
Never seen an IPA from Scotland, how hoppy is it?
>>51772594
>Bioware """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'writing"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
if a girl talks about bodily functions like peeing and throwing up is that a sign of intimacy or being hopelessly friendzoned?
>>51772727
Both
>>51772727
If it's not pooping or her period you're friend zoned senpai
>>51772727
ask her to fart on your face
if she does it you're in
if she gives you a weird look you're in the friendzone
