/balt/
Yui
first for... I don't care
>chinese
nah not a fan
middle name is literally rasheed
*watches as you insects scurry from the old thread to the new, like rats swarming from a sinking ship*
>>51761853
Gooks are ugly edition.
leafbro she replied "that's vile"
feeling pretty tired 2bh
Hnnng my fucking heart.
Also Toshiko hair.
>>51761912
mugi
me on the right
Just had to explain DnB culture and DJing to my parents haha
hate pakis lol
>>51761853
looks like a man in drag lmao
keep missing dinner lunch and everything this is not conducive to getting swole
what do penguins wear to the beach?
Assad would go along way to proving he dindu nuffin if he stopped shelling civilian areas under fsa control.
I mean at the moment him and fsa are equally as shit but if he stopped shelling civilians he'd become the better guy.
Just my 2p
just made an epic blog post right at the end of the thread so am reposting:
girl i almost shagged about 2 years ago just added me on facebook lads
she was my m8s girlfriend at the time but they were on a break and going through a rough patch and i was out one night completely spangled on mandy and she started giving me loads of attention infront of my m8 (her bf) clearly trying to use me to get to him but i couldnt really see it because i was so fucked at the time. anyways we went to a house party and i got into bed with her at the end of the night and we was starting to touch each other up then it suddenly occurred to me WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING and i just got up said i had to go and left because i realised my m8 would definitely find out one day and hes one of my best m8s. so i rung him up the next day and told him the truth and he was cool about it.
subcribe 2 my blog 4 more
>edition in subject line
Someone make a proper thread
>>51761951
don't be mean to mark
>>51761984
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO PENGUINS WEAR TO THE BEACH?
>tfw 18 so only get £5.30 an hour
ALEX
L
E
X
>>51761929
First we're insects and then we're rats?
Keep your insults consistent mate
>>51762016
literal child lmao
>>51761997
good boy
Azusa
>>51761997
substrangled
>>51762022
hello?
>>51762013
Flipper-flops
I just took 4 aspirins. Am I going to die?
i currently work 9-6 monday to friday and i'm looking for an excuse not to go out at the weekends (i don't enjoy it and it costs a lot of money), what is decent work to do at the weekends in london? bar work?
I'm going to reply to myself in about 2 minutes time
Night lads
>>51762002
>console
>"good" man
>>51762065
not before I do
>>51762002
sex bots soon
pls lord
>What the f**k is this about? No real music, how do you dance to this crap?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING NORMIES
>>51762016
wtf I'm 18 and I get £7.84 an hour haha
>>51761997
good lad
>>51762058
AAA HAAAA!
>>51761936
whats a one of them
want a brazilian bimbo to finger my boy hole
>>51762089
inorite? You can dance to anything
>Yanks unironically have to be 21 (Twenty-One) in order to buy alcohol
Growing up as a Yank must be so shit
>>51762065
Good gimmick m8 10/10
>getting paid hourly
united kingdom more like united nigdom hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
girl yo body dont lie
aye aye aye
let it rain over meeeee
>>51762039
Im going to marry her
>>51762065
this was me
>>51761997
post number was the year that i was born 2bh
So I told Alex to sit on the bench
She actually did it, the absolute madwoman!
bit cold тbh
>>51761933
Banter
>>51762131
>have to be 21 to buy booze
>have to be 18 to buy a gun
*crosses ribs*
>>51762094
£5.30 is minimum wage for 18 year olds ;_;
>>51762138
moldova more like mouldova hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Can you ever trust a woman?
>>51762016
Work with a 16 year old who looks like he's in his twenties
cunt only gets paid 3.70 or something
I dont feel sorry for him too much as he uses it to justify himself not working hard or whatever
>>51762138
*doesnt make eye contact*
*shakes head*
*walks slightly quicker*
>>51762183
>Lottie you hottie
>>51762183
>>51762175
1996 here
children not welcome
You were born in the year 51761997?
>>51762111
Another member of Nakata's ever-growing harem.
>>51762183
little monkey fella
>I trust women
When did /brit/ become yellow fever central?
>>51762238
oops, meant for >>51762175
>>51762254
me on the right
>>51762265
Rasheed
>>51762225
>>51762236
>>51762263
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>51762185
feel sorry for you lad
why you on minimum wage?
my job isn't even good, i'm an autist and its my first job.
>>51762159
>>51762135
We will never know who the mystery poster was
>>51762265
bit racist
>>51762238
yeah and?
what do you think it's like to be an old money upper class etonian twat who's had everything handed to him from day one lads? i bet it's fucking tops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT-ZdxOMXvY
new sargon before bed lads
>>51762254
does make you wonder whether the rumours are true
>>51762289
might be sarcasm la
>>51762138
>Moldova
my condolences, your existence must be one of agonising poverty
>>51762289
This is your chance, anon
>>51762289
she wants to fuck
What drives Asian females to white males lads?
>>51762289
she's totally serious
>>51762138
Grrr I'm so angry right now
>>51762289
Cant tell if shes being a bitch or not. Xx
>>51762237
>there are americans here who are younger than me
Reports of #IS executing a reporter in #DeirEzzor by pulling him apart with 2 cars, accused of collaborating with the coalition.
>>51762342
money
>I'm opposed to the FSA
>>51762318
Don't know what ur talking about.
Who /1997/ here
waheyy
>>51762360
smoking is bad for you x
injaculated a fucking massive load earlier and my cock has been really hurting since. really hurt when I pissed too
hope I haven't ruined my cock
girl i almost shagged about 2 years ago just added me on facebook lads
she was my m8s girlfriend at the time but they were on a break and going through a rough patch and i was out one night completely spangled on mandy and she started giving me loads of attention infront of my m8 (her bf) clearly trying to use me to get to him but i couldnt really see it because i was so fucked at the time. anyways we went to a house party and i got into bed with her at the end of the night and we was starting to touch each other up then it suddenly occurred to me WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING and i just got up said i had to go and left because i realised my m8 would definitely find out one day and hes one of my best m8s. so i rung him up the next day and told him the truth and he was cool about it.
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>>51762387
>I support beheading, wmd using cannibals.
Edgy
>>51762398
children out
>>51762392
that these idols dont become successful through talent alone they have to do other things aswell if you know what i mean
>>51762399
not smoking is worse for me
mental illness is just as real as any physical illness
>>51762426
>injaculated
>>51762426
>injaculated
wot
lemonade was a popular drink and it still is
>>51762450
>implying the FSA are any of those things
>>51762473
wahey
thinking about getting a paper round lads
what do you think, will they hire a 22 year old?
rota'd some paki in at work to be the only person working on christmas even/day, he's also doing 14 hour shifts
>>51762426
Whats injaculated mean? Dont think thats a real word lad
>asian women are superior, literally the only girls going for
>US airstrikes gave targeted Assad forces positions in Deir-Ezour
Shit, lads, lost the key to my chastity cage. Do think any locksmiths will do late-night call-outs?
Insh'Allah lads, the Kuf'r will burn on the hills of Dabiq.
>>51762522
excellent job
>>51762522
What job lol
>>51762518
Someone I know got a paper round and then their gran just did it for them
>>51762552
*snickers evilly*
my plan is in motion
plan:
go fill a cup full of water
drink 90% of it
fill it up to half way with wine
fall sleep easily
please rate, share, comment and subscribe
Holy shit, I think Trump might actually become the next POTUS
>>51762320
>>51762358
>>51762542
What a badass
>>51762560
that reminds me, my sister still owes me $30 for babysitting her dog once when i was 16
>>51762586
"please sit on my face"
>>51762586
Have you lost the plot lad
>>51762522
bit of a dick move desu
>>51762488
>>51762535
it's like when you're in the process of cumming but you hold off to prevent anything coming out and the semen goes back up your cock
>>51762586
Oh she seems like a sweetie pie :3 go on then lad
>>51762158
Don't remember giving you permission to use my gimmick you literal amoeba
>>51762488
It's where you push up on your gooch and you don't cum but still orgasm, makes you infertile I believe
>>51762577
http://thailad.zz.mu/yank
>>51762654
sounds legit
>>51762505
>beheading
Yep they have beheaded captured members of isis and filmed it.
>wmd using
Yep, remember when Obama was all hyped to attack assad because chemical weapons had been used and then it turned out to be the fsa.
>cannibals
Yep, they've been known to eat hearts of people they kill.
Nice """""""'moderates""""""""
>>51762577
Lol no
>>51762656
Who is this enigmatic "thailad"? If only there were a FAQ of some sort to ease my curiosity!
>>51762457
Ah. Well Nakata's not so bad looking apart from the terrifying teeth. I'd go for it.
Here's the latest qt addition. Get the feeling she's not really making waves like the others though. They haven't really got a solid gimmick for her yet.
>>51762552
Laughing with gusto
>the aussies are awake
>>51762647
What u gonna do about it pussy boy?
business idea: white peoiple move to birmingham and get the numbers up a bit
>>51762504
>mfw finding out yanks don't have lemonade
>>51762701
those are not real
Can you ever trust a woman? Please respond.
>>51762548
I see the US have teamed up with isis
>>51762586
Does she have a pic where she's a bit closer to the camera and not in a fucking shadow?
>>51762724
Write a strongly worded letter to your parent/guardian
>>51762687
Try getting your news from somewhere besides Russia Today LOL
>>51762694
a nonce at large
>>51762736
just nuke it lol
>>51762709
i've been here all night cunt, been playing the sims 4 though
eating tuna and rice
>>51762760
Yes
t. woman
>>51762760
Yeah sometimes, m8
>>51762760
>you can never trust a woman
>>51762736
>>51762783
Stick another rice on the barbie
>>51762760
Neva trust a ho
-lyle ugleman
>>51762701
looks odd hair
>>51762749
wrong
>I support rebels allied with Al Qaeda
>>51762770
ye
>>51762783
fuck off murderer
>>51762805
hi i'm a girl too
>>51762815
me on the left
>>51762835
the deer or fawns or whatever are photoshopped in i have ZERO doubt
>>51762847
beautiful
happy for you lad
>>51762847
Looks like that bird from the new Star Wars
>>51762847
Super qt marry her m8
>>51762760
>Ever trusting anyone
>>51762683
me on the left
#youaintnomuslimbruv
>>51762805
*trusts you*
>>51762847
Those thick eyebrows
HNNNG
>>51762815
What happens if you want to be an islamic extremist but can't grow a beard?
just sent another email lads
itching for a response on any of them
>"""""""""""free"""""""""""""""syrian"""""""""""""army""""""""""""
>>51762864
thank god!!
was sick of all these smelly boys
>>51762887
*abuses your trust for my own gain*
>>51762776
sims 4 is fucking shite. 2 is the best tbqh
>>51762835
Her debut single (which I unironically purchased and imported a physical copy of) was entirely about her fringe being cut too short.
https://youtu.be/cAIyMT7gARc
>>51762847
>Eyebrows
Why don't more girls do this?
evens one more episode of vikings
odds go to sleep
dubs have a wank
>>51762922
not a fan tbqh
>>51762853
>>51762828
>>51762783
>>51762724
>>51762776
What's Monday like brave time travellers?
>>51762887
looks like someone's pulling waheeeyyy
>i get my k-pop imported in
>>51762922
>I unironically purchased and imported a physical copy of
stop
>>51762913
nah 3 is the best aye
i'm only playing 4 because my computer is shite and 4 runs better on it than 3 for some reason
you lads like memes?
>>51762958
'Ts alri
anyone got any recommendations for music i could listen to? ^_^
going to bed hungry ama
What's Ireland like lads?
Is it comfy?
>>51762874
no the opposiet
>>51763013
Fuck off yank
>>51763044
dunno lol
>>51762941
They all went through that slag phase I year 8-10 of fake tan, bare foundation, hair done up with extensions etc and they all plucked their eyebrows to the point that they don't grow back any more (happened to my housemate) so now they have to draw them on like fucking plebs
>>51763044
muh heritage fags out
>>51763032
tame impala
>>51763044
bit like this m8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdsbVXKBKzY
>>51762973
Where else would you get kpop?
>>51763044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4hflV0fY4
>>51763032
listen to THIS
*farts*
>>51763033
currently having breakfast
>>51763032
heres a really good one ^_^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>51763082
chelmsley wood market
Never been in love.
>>51763110
trawl...
might literally go fuck an escort right now
Canada's new cabinet seems pretty safe desu president trousers has put in a good shift
>>51763032
Chinese Football - Chinese Football
>>51763032
very good choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvJi61wjGBw
>>51763001
Had no choice, it wasn't even on any private trackers. I couldn't continue listening to such a banger on youtube.
doing a post! having a look! getting involved! taking a risk! having a punt! having a go!
>>51763162
you can download it from youtube senpai...
>>51763120
Me neither.
What does it actually feel like?
>>51763168 (You)
>yanks using lad and lads
>>51763168
go on son
>>51763032
Underrated British singer familia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfgQfQ254Xk
if i was a girl i'd spend all my time and money shopping and using the promise of my vagina for free shit but never actually following through on that promise leaving a trail of sexually frustrated broke betas in my wake
>>51763159
sorry i don't listen to pagan wastemen living off their brothers fame
>>51763168
doing a reply
>>51763187
>youtube audio quality
>>51763162
dont know whats going on in your head sometimes
>>51763187
>download it from youtube
Qt coworker just sent me five (5) texts in a row
>>51763249
kill yourself hispter
he's put in his own work
>>51763214
It is a bit gay, isn't it
literally do not understand why anyone would be a christian in any other sect than catholicism or orthodoxy
all the protestant ones are literally just made up shite
>>51763242
Yeah all girls are evil manipulative bitches that only care about money....
Spend less time on MRA shite lad
>>51763242
Flirt with them over instant messaging and text, and then point out guys to them and say they're hot
>>51763089
That's Scotland.
>>51763044
It's pretty comfy. Countryside is GOAT if you catch it during that one day of sunshine per year.
>>51763032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yac8yM-0u5w
Excited to drop this banger in the club when I get my first set in ngl
having my share
>people who listen to music through their onboard soundcard
JUST
>"""""""""""""islamic""""""""" state
there's more than one way to have gay sex lads
>>51763214
It rustles my tussles to be honest.
>oneitis calls me on the phone
>she's sick
>wants to know what she should tell our boss tomorrow at work
Hope she could sense the compassion in my voice desu
>>51763168
>tfw my thousands of years of family lineage will end with me
>>51763327
i'm not saying all girls are like that, i just said it's what i'd do if i was one
honestly admire the restraint of any girl who looks half decent and resists the urge to ride through life on the backs of beta males
>>51763360
I have a $30 (15 quid) sound card because my motherboards was right messed up out of the box
>>51763361
YOU AINT NO MUSLIM BRUV
>>51763362
You'd know rofl
>>51763400
this is a meme right
>>51763168
I have a pretty cool Australian mate, who is now back in Australia, who constantly uses the word involved and involvement in an encouraging fashion, usually to spur drinking or drug use, it was his own personal gimmick, and I rather enjoyed it.
>Where's your involvement, anon?
>Why aren't you more heavily involved?
>Your involvement level is too low, and you need to raise it
>Nobody is ever as involved as me
>You all need to up your involvement
I miss him.
>>51763418
>poo peeland
go fuck a sheep
>tfw short-sighted and colourblind
would sperm banks accept mine if i donated?
