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>>51703655
First for balkan banter
>>51703685
kek sto imas iskustvo so filipinci bre?
>>51703693
I made 4x my wage, trading virtual items in a game on Steam, which I'm going to use on a vacation
its kinda sad actually
What's the difference between a bulgarian and a mongol?
The bulgarian doesn't dismount to set up his yurt
A Macedonian cow went to Spain, found some nice green grass and said "Ke pasa"
What does a bulgarian have in common with one billion lemons?
The shade of yellow
what does a bulgarian girl do between two macedonians?
waiting for the auction to finish
How do you know that your bank account is empty?
The language switches automatically to greek
>>51703945
A bulgarian and a greek walk into a mongolian bar
The bartender says to the greek, "sorry we don't serve your type here"
News: A kite crashed yesterday in Macedonia. Macedonia no longer has an airforce. The defense minister decided to kill himself out of shame. Macedonia no longer has any bullets left.
>>51703896
Fake history.Bulgarians have nothing to do with the turkic-asiatic tribes.Those tribes taught their language to the slavs who settled in Bulgary.
>>51704028
good one tho
>>51704086
were joking nigger.
How many bulgarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
100. One to hold the light bulb in place and the other 99 to move the house around.
How do you break a bulgarian girl's nose?
>pull your cock out under a glass table
how many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?
0
They say dog is mans best friend.
but for tatar its horse and they eat dog
fucking tatars return to mongolia
>>51704199
QUALITY
BALKAN
BANTER
Why is there a "Bulgaria got talent" and no "Macedonia got talent"?
The Macedonians are just waiting for the Bulgarian winner and then they're gonna find his Macedonian roots.
>>51704199
hahahahahahaahahahaha
>>51704257
dobar dobar
but i see bulgarians already have shit ton of jokes about us
>>51704257
KEK
In hell the devil is doing an inspection tour.
He see people boiling in cauldrons everywhere he looks, so he decides to choose a few of them randomly and see how his helpers keep them in the cauldrons.
At the first he gets the following answer:
-There are Germans here, we put a sign here telling them not to get out and they stay there.
At the second cauldron there are machine gunners:
-There are Russians in this one, if any of them tries to escape then we push him back by force.
At the third on there's no sign or anything
He hardly finds a helper and asks why no one guards this one.
- These are bulgarians. If any of them tries to escape then the others pull him back
The Univeristy of Skopje found out that God is Macedonian. How be became the prime minister of Bulgaria is yet unknown.
>>51704364
ive seen tis joke but with romanians
>>51704383
memes aside why is he so dark ?
literally middle-east-tier brown
>>51704257
I laf'd
>>51704436
Sta si po nacionalnost
M m metal detector
>>51704436
he tans on his private sea resorts 24/7
wheres that pic of boiko as a body guard
hes white there
>>51704511
beloto cigance
>>51704383
>>51704511
boiko with the beard
>>51704562
>>51704562
>51704562
i know whhat you are but what is he?
>>51704436
1. He's a darker motherfucker.
2. He's constantly out there under the sun playing football and inspecting building sites.
ahahahaha
Last one before I hit the club. Enjoy
How do you recognize a Bulgarian at a cock fight ?
He's the only one who brought a duck
How do you recognize a Greek at a cock fight ?
He's the only one betting on the duck
How do you recognize an Albanian at a cock fight ?
The duck wins
>>51704700
>>51704605
proto boiko?
>>51704436
It's called a tan. You get it when you stay under the sun.
It's time you stop browsing /int/ and /pol/ so much, the >white memes are getting to you.
>>51704789
he's still a different shade than the others in this pic tho
>>51704789
the only time we tan around here is summer
other than that not really..
>>51704748
>before I hit the club
>>51704144
you dont need 99 to rotate a horse. 4 suffice
A guide in Skopje:
Here you can see a foutain from the 17th century, behind it you can see the construction of an 8th century church.
Its a bit lame but still
What happens when a Macedonian takes a bath?
A pure Bulgarian.
Why do Macedonians always drown when they fall overboard? Because in Macedonia they hate pure Bulgarians.
sere mi sa pa nemi sa stava
>>51705587
vzemi si kuku
kek
macedoneca e vushliv ciganin koit sa misli za gruk, dokato bulgarin go ebe na srbska muzika
>>51703655
>>51691048
WHAT CONCERT
>>51705765
NA SAPUN
A
S
A
P
U
N
Justin Biebers new shit is kind of good
>>51705912
ANANIN AMI
N
A
N
I
N
A
M
I
>>51706048
mi kak nqma da mu e hladno akoto, toi ot kolko vreme go e izsral ve4e
how the fuck can italians unite
they speak the same language, but are so different region to region
half the countries are useless niggers and other half are civilized too
its weird
>>51706203
best pop-singer at the moment semeistvo
>>51706241
(You)
>>51706261
depends on the demographic id say
>>51706241
say that to my face pseudo-bulgarian cukkk
>>51706491
>>51706394
>italians stalking /balk/
oy veyyy
am I wrong though?
>>51706241
epic meme
>>51706521
I am trained in gorilla warfare
>>51706521
We have eyes everywere
>>51706394
>>51706491
>>51706528
>niggers
>>51706560
>>51706561
Do you buy stuff online?
>>51706563
>bulgars
>>51706608
I do, why?
>>51706608
if i have money
>>51706563
>vulgarians
>>51706608
with what lol
Is Tracia in the balkans?
>>51706608
i buy ur mum
>>51706689
last time i checked it was. what did you do?
>>51706642
What do you order?
I buy tech products [smartphone and laptop were bought that way],books and now i am considering clothes.Dunno if it is wise,clothes got the size thing
>>51706626
>>51706608
Transport fees from nearly everywhere are a pain
>>51706905
everything, but mostly books, clothes etc, more rarely electronics because we have a tax fee
anything over 45 euros = you pay 25% import tax
kek
>>51706754
>mfw the commie plan to make a Thracian nationality was not implemented
imagine a couple of millions ancient Thracians on the Balkans bantering with the ancient Macedonians about the tatars, using a dialect of Bulgarian
does anyone in greece listen to this kek?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvj7RA_1kNc
>>51706916
bulgars on the left
>>51707239
sounds like something the hip hop kids of the lowest kind would enjoy
>>51706948
How do you deal with the clothing size?do they fit alright?what if you want change,you send it back?
>>51708092
ofcourse you send it back, are you dumb
>>51707239
lel I remember a friend of mine showed me this guy's videos
we were listening to it for the laughs. don't think anyone would listen to it unironically
Are you guys virgins?
>>51709759
i wish i were desu. how about you?
>>51709819
yes
being autistic doesn't help
>>51710195
fucking is overrated. find something else to enjoy.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0851577/
amazing movie
>>51704305
изкъпaн мaкeдoнeц=чиcт бългapин
>>51710646
any other good russian films?
i know only brat and brat 2
>>51710911
dersu uzala
>бюpм
>>51710911
The Return (2003)
Leviathan (2014)
And one classic - Stalker. Those are all hard movies to watch, but brilliant, visually and stroy-wise. Not so entertaining maybe for people who are used only to western cinema.
>БJPM
>J
>P
>M
the'lo na gi'nis i ma'na ton pedio'n mu
>БJPM
>>51714206
i still dont know what it means haha
>>51711943
I like quality movies.
Downloading the ostrov,i like the subject.''Fool for christ''.
test
>>51714500
The two Soviet ones about Peter the Great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN7R94GYmS4
it has started
>>51714592
>it has started
what exactly
>>51703655
what is balk?
>>51714639
Kim, pls
>>51705765
>>51691048 Jingle Ball 2012
>>51703655 MTV VMAs 2012
>>51714592
why do you greeks like to burn down your own cities
>>51714613
dude 6 december lmao
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Greek_riots
(nothing is happening desu,but maybe maybe there is gonna be a hit against the police by leftist terrorists.)
>>51714628
>Andrei Rublev
yes seems interesting.Even better it depicts fucking medieval russia.
Also come and see is a movie i always wanted to watch but all of us have seen so many ww2 films that it gets boring.
Which one will be better when they grow up?
ISKASH LI DA TE PRECHUKAM KVA STOTACHKA Q GO MACHKAI
>>51714978
in what aspect famtbhlad?
>>51715208
you know in what aspect
>>51714978
I dont get it, they only get worse from that point on.
>>/int/51712267
>>51715381
nah sorry senpai dont want to shell out the cash for the game
my brother has that game and he will be busy with that game for some while which i afterwards will take
DId you watch playstation experience? Im stoked for Yakuze localization. They better bring that shit to europe.
>>51715774
you should care about yakuze great game series
ni no kuni 2, ratchet and clank, ace combat final fantasy 7 remake (which uses ff15 combat for some reason and not turn based), ni-oh (some cool ninja game)
why did you come home now? did you went out with your friends you filthy normie
>>51716233
I played uncharted 1/2/3. 30 euros is a good price, well worth it.
>/spoiler/gf/spoiler/
triggered
>>51716233
>and im getting drunk hone alone right now
fugg forgot my wine in the kitchen thanks for reminding me mr moretaman
>>51716519
ill probably buy the collection too one time to replay the games
also there are some ps2 games on the psn store now
15 euros each, fucking japanese kikes
>я
>>51715288
MODS
>>51715297
1v1 me fag
have some OC
>>51716983
gta 3, vice city, san andreas
some old rpg games like rogue galaxy which is pretty cool
you can see them on the store
MPУCHИ
БЮPMCКИ
I've got a Balkan obsession lads
>>51714978
also whats this movies name ?
>>51716921
MODS i would like to fuck a girl when she turns up 18!!!!!!!!!!
>>51717300
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3184934/
>>51717211
and balkan has an obsession with you lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEt2XdN_TbQ
>>51717211
what kind of obsession?
>>51717227
i dont know if they are remasters
they got added today
>>51718212
PS store > games > new releases > scroll trough to the PS2 releases
>>51718450
still think 15 euro is too expensive, they must have re re re re released these games 50 times by now. Oh well. Im going to sleep, gn.
lmfao
any athenian faggot here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CFLFlAfJ6Y
is the water ever warm in vouliagmeni
>>51719793
stfu lesbos
>>51719940
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/young-greek-women-selling-sex-for-the-price-of-a-sandwich-new-study-shows/2015/11/27/c469695e-94d9-11e5-b5e4-279b4501e8a6_story.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3337243/Teenage-prostitutes-selling-sex-price-sandwich-Greece-s-crippling-recession-pushes-prices-time-low.html
http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/27/young-greek-women-are-selling-sex-for-the-price-of-a-sandwich-study-shows-5530371/
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/greek-women-forced-prostitution-the-6921080
>>51719940
Yellow journalism.
>>51720124
I don't know why you laugh when it is your girls out there.We are laughing too about these articles.
>>51720278
i can literally fuck your gf/mom for a sandwich lad
>>51720372
you too mate.
Why is she so perfect balkanlars ?
>>51720476
cuz shes a fertile 17 year old horny slut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozYao1Mju7A
>not benising a qt russian army gf
why even live lads?
>>51720608
She was my waifu for a while, until i realized she had a bf, what a slut desu, Blerim
>>51720673
i dont think any straight person watches her videos for the sound
>>51721282
>>51721232
>>51720673
EЛA И CИ BЗEMИ
EЛA И ЗEMИ CИ
LMAO
![original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e1IdNx9.jpg "original[1].jpg")
Sadism
axe-d
![original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aZS5OGq.jpg "original[1].jpg")
>>51723026
They are from Athens criminology museum.
Pic related the hand and the ear of the anarchist that killed our kingGeorge in thessaloniki,1913.
>>51707239
HAHAHAHA it's just for the lulz
>>51719940
>>51719971
Just a meme. Articles are full of shit. Grade F propaganda, too cheap to make us look bad, for what reason I don't know, but someone paid for this to get out, simply a visit to the filthiest brothel and you will see it's 10 euros/ejaculation, and mostly balkan girls(bulgarian/romanian/albanian/skopian etc.) almost none greek girls , kek.
![original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NS25rty.jpg "original[1].jpg")
![original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Qt1x1Ja.jpg "original[1].jpg")
That's the knife of a very notorious criminal that killed many people in the very old days.
It is estimated he killed 54 people with that knife.
>>51723435
It's the truth m8. Can't do more than that.
![original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZfB5B5W.jpg "original[1].jpg")
These are tatoos..and the skin of the criminal.
Old,pre 1950.
![original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/34xwUdM.jpg "original[1].jpg")
>>51723504
In the depth you can see his and his gang's head.
Only skull and skin,no brain.
>>51723768
why are you posting this shit at this time?
![original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8EwNTIH.jpg "original[1].jpg")
>>51723815
I am in a good mood m8
Pic related is the dragon of kalogreza,he raped and killed 2 little children in 1936.A 5 year old girl and 7 year old boy.
Cpбијa јe cpцe Бaлкaнa.
>>51724795
иcтинa
>>51724795
>serbia is sr-e(?) balkania
>>51724819
>istina
??
>>51724956
>sebia is the heart of the balkans
>truth
>>51725010
>>cpцe
how do you read this
>>51725059
sir(sir, yes, sir)-ce(Celsius)
>>51726266
oh shit, it still works
>>51725866
>serve natural habbitat.jpg
>serve
now I see you allied yourself with croat shitposter from exyu.
>>51726524
>rossia
>nsranua???
>bulgaria
why the fuck is reverse R ''a''?
>>51726524
OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE SLAV WOMEN AT
I've always been wondering, what will an everyday Bulgarian tell me if I ask him what's a "Tpи мopeтa"?
>>51727651
We couldn't help ourselves. We came from the mountains to take the sheep for grazing and saw all that slavic poontang waiting to be taken.
So now I must make my ancestors proud and find slav women to copulate with.
>>51727883
So why did you post a cuman?
>>51727953
Again, why are you posting cumans
First to post that Vulgars are not cigany they are ppl almost like us
>>51728357
Are greeks incapable of saying b?
Incidentally we also say Vasile instead of Basil.
good morning /balk/abakları
>Russia today
>more like "butthurt today"
>>51729158
I'm subscribed to all the major worldwide news agencies.
>>51729234
You forgot were jews too, goy
>>51729185
too lazy to check here,what is happening with the turkish army in iraq
keep me posted pls
>>51729302
>>51729125
>[Deleted]
CIA
>>51729614
dr.pavel plz go
>>51729659
turkic*
Are peasants white?
>>51729659
looks arabic
>>51729831
looks like a fucken gyppo t*rk
>>51729788
>whites
>>51729849
>gyppo t*rk
you mean [spoiler]bulgarian[/spoiler]
>>51730072
abominations: the video
>>51730072
>>51730090
Cancer
>>51730126
butthurt bulgur .D:D
>>51730099
pretty much
stop posting this chalga/manele/turbo-shit memes
>>51730245
what an ugly language, makes me wanna puke
>>51703655
It warms my heart that people of so many nations like an American girl
>>51730350
>american girl
how to indetify an american?
>>51729659
>>51729718
>>51729762
>>51729817
>>51729831
>>51729849
>>51729875
>>51729928
>>51730017
>>51730072
>>51730126
>>51730131
>>51730175
>>51730196
>>51730245
The most Cringiest posts in the history of /balk/
>>51730235
>>51730245
I am so done.
>>51730401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtoM41TH7HM
>>51730401
fuck off gay-ro(gyro) :D:D:d
>>51730434
is he fat or muscular
>>51730424
More like Drisko
:DDDD
>wake up
>time to check /balk/
>gypsy shit gets posted UNIRONICALLY
i don't have an angry enough pepe for this shit
Those who listen changa, turkofolk and greek laiko should all commit suicide immediately
>>51730569
/thread
Should I leave 4Chan 4ever?
>>51730569
better than being the pop-culture's slave and listening to some sex promoting plebcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_V9oPhfdLI
lets get dirty guys,don't listen to haters
we need to chill for a while
>>51730636
>implying you can actually leave
ayy lmao
>>51730624
>>51730636
kill urself shitskin omfg ROFL :D:D:D
Who here GNU/Linux?
>>51730707
How about some romanian nasheeds?
STOP THE CRINGEPOSTING YOU FUCKING EDGELORDS REEEEEEEEEE
And i tought /luso/ was bad...
IT'S DEAD SERGANT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Ln5Z6Ecu0
just dont post more eich ai teehs
>>51732766
what's wrong?
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Question: if age of consent here is 14 but I have sex with a 14 year old girl from a country where it's 18, would it count as rape? If not, what about if I go to her country, can I be arrested for it?
Bulgar komşi tri moreta
the fuck is with all these deleted replies
>>51733936
when a citizen of one country does something in another, then its regulated with international norms
so it depends, if the country has ratified some international agreement where age of consent is regulated
>>51734023
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http://desustorage.org/int/thread/51730753
http://desustorage.org/int/thread/51703655/
>>51734148
Did you find that HIT thing from that Romanian song on youtube?
>>51734179
dunno who found it but probably yes
and the fat mod probably got 20+ different persons banned for spamming on those threads
i liek the new may amy █▬█ █ ▀█▀
>>51733936
No.
You did what is legal within sovereign law, unless some other agreement has been made.
People state-jump here all the time to take advantage of differing laws/taxes.
Daily reminder that the final victory will be ours.
>>51734760
second coming of hitler when?
>>51734760
Makedonia nad vsichko.
>>51734818
>>51734818
>>51734841
>>51734980
degenerates raus
in this day in 2008, an anarchist piece of crap called alexandros grigoropoulos was shot down by a police officer for being an arrogant little prick
some people still claim "he dindunuffin" while his friends became full time terrorists and got eventually arrested
>>51735161
asuka was also born this day.
he looks like an attention seeking chad, servers him right tb.h.f.a.m
>>51734760
one day
>>51735209
he and his friends attacked a police vehicle in an anarchist neighborhood of Exarchia in Athens and one of the police officers shot him straight in the chest. In the following days Athens was in a state of emergency since anarchshits burned and pillaged every kind of shop they could, while our fat prime minister Karamanlis watched without doing anything
today, the leftist shits still cry while his own mother doesn't give a shit anymore and went on to marry another man and have a baby. His friend, Nikos Romanos and some more of them are now convicted in long term prison sentences for every kind of terrorist offences they could get in their pathetic lives as """"""""""""""""" anticapitalist anarchists"""""""""""""""" (even though they were all born to very wealthy families)
only the leftists that cry "about the oppression of the greek capitalism" still give a shit about those morons
>Alexis Tsipras is atheist
Anti-christ is going to spread his roots, first starting at balkan :D:D:
>>51735161
fuck off you piece of shit I hope a cop will shot you next time you gonna pass a red light or dont have your id with you
cops work was too arrest him,not shoot him.the very same cops that let albos sell their weed dope in Exarchia,pimp women and blackmail people
>2015
>supporting government mob
hope cops will beast the shit out of you next time in a typical check
>>51735161
kek I remember this this
don't get this meme
>>51735513
Based means being yourself. Not being scared of what people think about you. Not being afraid to do what you wanna do. Being positive. When I was younger, based was a negative term that meant like dopehead, or basehead. People used to make fun of me. They was like, ‘You’re based.’ They’d use it as a negative. And what I did was turn that negative into a positive. I started embracing it like, ‘Yeah, I’m based.’ I made it mine. I embedded it in my head. Based is positive.
>>51735440
remember michalis kaltezas? Of course you wouldn't, because you're probably 15
this is what he and gaygoropoulos get for trying to play smart. You either swim with the tides or get drown. They got what was coming to them and nothing of value was ever lost.
When wil leftshits start to pay tributes to the pregnant girl and some others they burned alive inside a bank in 2010? Never, because they killed them.
>>51735458
me too, I like to laugh for every single one leftshit that died while being shot by the Police
the anarchoshits are eternally butthurt for everyone else except for those they killed in their riots
>>51735513
Based = reliable, someone who always delivers
>>51730747
I'd have sex with her if you know what I mean.
>>51735657
>>51735161
WOW
a natsoc law and order right memester in 4chan
So brave
>>51735513
based=awesome. comes from best
>>51735751
that's pretty kinky, you might can get banned for this post.
>>51735657
ofc I remember him(I am 27 btw)
hope in the future,when your gf,mommy,daughter or sis decide not to swim with tide and get shot or beaten by a mountain village cop(eidikos frouros gia tin akriveia),that you will keep the same opinion
also you try to compare some mob actions with individual cop actions.the first one to blame in this case was their boss who made them work in a high risk day dear cop lover
now gtfo to /pol/
>>51735827
>natsoc
>doesn't support leftshits
>is a national socialist
wow, smart logic. Typical leftist smart logic, actually
>>51735883
*doesn't support indiscriminate murder
fixed that for you my aryan memester
