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>Your cunt
>Price of cunt
>Quality of escorts?
>Legal/Illegal?
America
6/10 woman that is clean, not overweight, and drug free will cost $150/hour.
Most escorts are covered in tattoos, fat, or ugly.
Illegal. Very small chance of getting caught.
>>51712267
Also what websites do you use to find escorts? I'll be travelling soon and I want to fuck a lot of women.
>>51712477
accidentally nsfw
lol idk, the only sexual encounters i had were kinda awkward and somewhat disgusting incest
>>51712267
>tfw no 12/10 Hanna Hallysem escort
>>51712660
>incest
how did that happen? what's the story?
>>51712660
story?
>>51712735
>>51712707
i knew you morons would want something but it's shit:
first was with my cousin, she's younger than me, and we were drunk at a new years eve party, literally shit-sex, lasted for less than 5 minutes
second time was with my aunt (only 3 years older than me), and we were sober, was decent i guess, came on her thigh and she liked it
nothing that special
>>51713096
dude wtf
>>51713096
>Bosnia
>>51713096
Uhh
>>51713096
btw forgot to mention, my aunt is kinda mentally retarded, not that bad but slightly, sometimes will shit herself or will make shit up, so nobody would believe her if she said we had da sex
>>51713096
dude tell the fucking story about your aunt. green text it. how the hell did you fuck your aunt. what was your relationship prior? did you fuck her again? has anyone found out?
>>51713096
>>51713366
breh....
did she even consent to sex?
>>51713366
>it keeps getting better
>>51713366
>>51713096
I have a feeling this thread is in for a wild ride
>>51713096
>bosnia
>>51713096
>>51713366
>>51713366
>>51713096
thread keeps getting better and better
>>51713096
>>51713366
Bangmyauntnia
>>51713366
>>51713096
dubs will confirm if story is real
>>51713096
>>51713366
>>51713096
>>51713096
wtf?
>>51713366
Looks like we have another nuke candidate in our midst.
>>51713366
>>51713096
I'll remember this bosnia
>>51713378
she's, as i mentioned before, slightly retarded. im too lazy to do a full greentext but I'll do something:
>be me
>19 years old
>aunts caretaker, her [my aunts] brothers (who died) wife is going to her hometown for a day
>I'm the only one in the family who'd take that responsibility
>aunt never had sex
>she literally wears a shirt and some sweatpants around me
>starts touching me in me no no zones
>me horny
>me likey
>look at her
>she slowly unzips my pants
>i turn to take off her shirt
>no bra
>fondle her boobies
>pants off
>go to bedroom
>smells like shit but whatever
>2horny
>fuck her in both the doggy style and rodeo
>cum on her thigh
>lick her a bit
>"lahku noc"
I only saw her twice after this, she usually just smiles, laughs or winks at me when i see her
>>51713366
>kinda mentally retarded
>>51713797
Never stop posting Bosnia
>>51713797
>>>>>
Bruh
>>51713797
So. I can't definitely say who is more retarded here
>>51713096
>>51713366
>>51713797
gotta admit, top b8 Ibrahimovic
>>51713797
>as i mentioned before, slightly retarded
>slightly retarded
>>51713797
rate her or show us a picture of someone similar.
>>51713797
lol btw her vagina smelled like perfume and tasted like perfume, bitch sprayed perfume on her pussy so i wouldn't complain. gotta love my auntie.
>>51713797
Does anyone else know? Would your family care if they found out? Did you feel guilty in this scenario?
What about with your cousin, are things awkward with her?
Anon please tell the full details.
>>51713797
based balkans do it again
pretty bs if you ask me
Jesus fuck why.
>>51714007
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHHHAHHAHA
>>51713797
too good to be true
>>51714007
that's stupid, yet endearing. do you think your aunt has fucked other relatives?
have you called her for a second round?
>>51714010
lol no, she makes up shit all the time, once accused "lepa brena", a serbian singer of stealing some shirts from her and wearing them on tv
meh my cousin lives in Switzerland so i don't see her that often, she comes once a year and we usually just say hi
![Z2GKL6p[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/BEHxinS.png "Z2GKL6p[1].png")
>>51713096
>>51713366
>>51713797
>>51714007
Oh my fuck
>>51713797
please stop
>>51714007
What
>>51714007
Respond >>51713989
>>51714096
lel. like how dumb is she? does she just make up shit or can she not stay alone by herself?
>>51714096
>accused "lepa brena", a serbian singer of stealing some shirts from her and wearing them on tv
>>51713989
i don't have any pics of her, nor can i find any similar to her:
>natural black hair
>small forehead
>weird walking
>voice sounds like she's 50 y/o
>face is long and anorexic
>skinny
>>51714164
look, she's the type of retard that will do stupid shit and shit herself occasionally, like once her caretaker (her brothers wife) caught her licking her bed to clean it or she saw her smother a banana with her feet mix it with water and eat/drink it
>>51712267
Prostitution is legal, so strippers and other girls from waiters in bars and others whoring themlselves is normal. Anyways escorts can be 100 usd per hout but whores can be cheaper for low as 20 usd. Not all escorts ads are real so prettymuchnos better to score at a strip club or bar
>>51714251
so she is a 4/10 or a 5/10?
>>51714251
>pic related
does she look like this
>>51714251
>>51714363
hibride ne lazi mamu ti jebem
>>51714405
no, less attractive with longer hair and more skinny
>>51713096
I rember that u shared before. Next time cum inside your aunt mate. Are u still fucking her?
>>51714007
>>51713797
>>51713096
>>51713366
what the fuck is wrong with the balkans?
>>51714366
Thank you for actually answering. How much does a really pretty girl cost? Is it dangerous to get a hooker? Is there a chance of me running into cartel or gangs?
>>51714398
meh 3.6/10
>>51713179
I have sex with 2 counsins sober. No condom vause it feels pretty bad with latex around your dick. Have cummed inside of them. I hot free bj no condom if I requested them along withbsex free of drama
>>51714251
>weird walking
>voice sounds like she's 50 y/o
>face is long and anorexic
>and the sex was decent
>>51714519
What the fuck Pedro. Are they hot? Do they both know that you've fucked each other? Does your family know?
Do mexicans simply not care about incest?
>>51712267
Illegal in Norway but legal in Russia... that's how I lost my virginity as a horny 18 year old. Depressing tbqh, I will never have experienced teenage love
>>51713096
>>51713366
>>51714007
Did she kept a well trimmee bush? Or was a wildfire?
>>51714708
it was a bush
like not that terrible but still
>>51714549
>>51714449
>>51714428
>>51714398
>>51714337
>>51714204
>>51714125
>>51714119
>>51714077
>>51714067
Tell me about whores in your country
Why does Bosnia exist
>>51714812
I'm sure you already know your own mother
>>51714826
ayy lmao
>>51714826
USA bombing
>>51714476
Hi mate. U will be pretty fine outside hot zones such as states in the north of Mexico. Also, do you speak fluent spanish? That way u can be aware aboit what people says arounds you. Also avoid being too drunk before during and after the sex. Do not let down your guard. Also u book the hotel, distrust if they offer you a nearby hotel. But in strip clubs you can fuck them but maximun like 20 min for 50 to 100 usd. So its better to know a strip bar girl and lityle by little evaluate the scenario. Just be casual and never brag avoid having tons of money. Just be regular Joe
>>51714812
Prostitution is illegal in Brazil.
All whores work illegally, but nobody cares desu
Never hired one either
>>51714577
They know. No big deal. One has bf, other one doesnt. Onenis 6/10 25 yo, other one is 8/10 and 20 yo. Yes family members know. No big deal
>>51714913
I can understand 80% of a conversation. I'd prefer for them not to know I can speak spanish.
I honestly don't know whether Mexico is safe or not. How big of a problem are cartels?
So you'd recommend booking a hotel, dressing modestly, and visiting strip clubs?
This thread gave me a semi
>>51714977
fucking mexico
>>51714581
Was not also illegal in frozen Russkieland?
>>51714972
>Prostitution is illegal in Brazil.
>Prostitution itself (exchanging sex for money) in Brazil is legal, as there are no laws forbidding adult prostitution,[1] but it is illegal to operate a brothel or to employ prostitutes in any other way.[2]
Wikipedia says otherwise. Are people arrested for visiting whores?
>>51714977
No big deal? Really?
Not even when they first knew about it?
thank you for this thread, /int/
>>51715058
>Wikipedia says otherwise. Are people arrested for visiting whores?
I don't think so, though again, I'm a NEET who doesn't quite know the country's reality when it comes to stuff like this.
>>51715003
Yeap. If u pick a whore u must go to your hotel, its better that way. Have valuables in safety box. For me big no zones even as a mexocan citizen are Sinaloa, Sonora, Chihuahua, Tamaulipas and Durango. Mexico City is also dangerous but with no mediatic display of cartels actions. Yes , u can pretend to not understand and that way have your hidden card in the tablr. Good cities for whorig with category and class are Guadalajara and Monterrey. If u want a neutral state go to Queretaro. I will be there next weekend.
>>51715129
Can you at least tell me about the whores in your country mate?
>>51715060
Not even beyond of a little talk and go for it. I mean no drama dude. I can keep fucking them even if they have bf. Its just sex for both parties.
>>51712267
there is nothing illegal here
>>51715058
Nope. Its just dead letter law. I was at Brazil and fucked whores after work in a semi club really brothel almost crossing the street
>>51715293
as long as she is syrian
>>51715195
Thanks for the advice mate.
>>51715280
What's up with your family senpai? Are most mexicans like this or are your cousins just weird?
>>51715293
how expensive is an 8/10?
>>51715346
is he ded
>>51715461
no just less alive
50 euros on the red light district for a terrible quicky
80 to 130 euros for an hour with an escort
Price says nothing about STD's or quality.
>>51715461
don't worry he's just sleeping because he's tired :)
>tfw haven't had a lady touch my penis in over a year
>>51715346
did he died?
>>51715390
Not much, maybe 200€ for 8 hours. Most are from Czech, Poland, Ukraine or Russia. Escorts may be 16 yo here, as long as nothing sexual is involved.
UK
Usually £50-70 per half hour for reasonable-looking girl
Legal
>>51715540
>Escorts may be 16 yo here, as long as nothing sexual is involved
Nice, i'd hire them for nothing sexual.
>>51715390
In strips clubs do not allow them to be harassed to drink and drink. Fir sure their beers and drink bought for the girls are diluted or not even alcohol so the girls are not really too drunk. Ficheras will allow kissing touching boobs tights just buy them their drinks. U can ask for dick grinding with clothes if they like you. Its matter of having confidence. Being foreigner could be a plus, they also like to at least someone fit, better looking, etc. Are u planning any incoming trip here? Avoid 12th december to january 6th its the holiday season and almost everything is booked and airports and bus terminal will be hell
>>51715346
Убили нeгpa.
>>51715540
>whores
>nothing sexual
am I supposed to play monopoly with them?
>>51715390
Just my family. Will be fucking drama and dishonor in others. We are just sexual liberals
>>51712267
Poland
25-50 euro per hour for average quality whore
Don't know
I think its illegal but not prosecuted
If I weren't so shy and virgin I would fuck new one every week
My friend recently hired one, told her to "lick his anus for one hour and rethink her life during this time"
>>51715627
Play doctor with them.
>>51715582
Some persons hire escorts to look like they have a girlfriend on a party
>>51715627
Play poker and win, Israel.
>>51715598
Yes. Maybe in October. Next year I'm planning on traveling the world, sleeping with whores, and probably killing myself afterwards.
>>51715704
niiice
>>51715652
>My friend recently hired one, told her to "lick his anus for one hour and rethink her life during this time"
Did she do it?
>25-50 euro per hour for average quality whore
That's fucking crazy. Almost all of those women would cost $200/hr here..
So can most Poles afford to visit whores?
>>51715652
>lick his anus for one hour and rethink her life during this time
ayyyy
>>51715747
better to burn out than to fade away
>>51715627
You call tell them all the different flags that you know.
>>51715390
Also do not travel at night alone in car. Prefer toll road that free state highways. If bus or plane ride is available use it, but if u want to drive do not attempt from border to destiny. Better rent a car and drive a shorter distance. Even in pay toll roads take precautions. Have printed maps or good gps either from phone or gps device itself. Have a low profile always, even cops can be working for criminals.
>>51715704
Good. If u need any advice just post here and for sure I will give you feedback.
>>51715764
>Did she do it?
Yes. Polish girls will literally eat shit if you just pay them enough. There are even songs about it.
>So can most Poles afford to visit whores?
Average monthly salary is like 900 euro here after taxes, so you are looking at spending 3-5% of your monthly budget on one hour of fucking.
>>51715627
>>51715582
You don't need an escortto have sex here. Just go to a legal brothel for 20€/hour
>>51715824
> Also do not travel at night alone in car. Prefer toll road that free state highways. If bus or plane ride is available use it, but if u want to drive do not attempt from border to destiny. Better rent a car and drive a shorter distance. Even in pay toll roads take precautions. Have printed maps or good gps either from phone or gps device itself. Have a low profile always, even cops can be working for criminals.
That sounds really scary breh. Seriously, how bad are the cartels?
I sometimes wonder at night: What sort of sob stories the whores had to lead such a life? Same with porn stars.
>>51715880
>There are even songs about it.
example?
>>51715764
USA prices are absurd. I took one for a whole day to talk havr dinner breakfast sex shower together cuddling and etc for 100 usd
>>51713096
>>51713366
>My aunt is kinda mentally retarded
This guy sure is representing Bosnia at it's best
>>51713096
>>51713366
>>51713797
>>51714007
I love you so much Bosnia-sama
>>51715881
>20€/hour
It's that cheap?? You have to be joking Hans. Any websites?
>>51715911
>What sort of sob stories the whores had to lead such a life?
They are just girls that are too greedy for easy money
>>51715346
>Laughably bad attempt at CPR
>Moving someone who is actively seizing
>mfw
Though it wasn't probably a smart idea for the epileptic black guy to fight in the first place, if even for sport. Also that nearly dead state you see him towards the end is called being "post-dictal", which describes the intense sleepiness brought on by violent convulsions from a seizure (literally your body shooting out messages at stupidly fast rate).
t. paramedic
>>51715940
http://treff-188.de/preise.html
75€/2hours + free drink
>>51715892
Pretty bad violence everyday. Media blacks out but some news can not be hidden forever. In some towns people locks themselves at home as early such 8 pm. Just tell me which cities u visit and give u my honest opinion. Petty thief to persons, cars, auto car spare parts and homes are pretty usual.
>>51715919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtgtF7lXt8I
There was an affair in media about polish girls that got hired by arab sheiks as prostitutes, and got paid to eat shit and drink piss
>>51715948
>>Moving someone who is actively seizing
arent you supposed to hold them down or something?
what should you do in that circumstance? just wait?
>>51715923
The prices would be acceptable if our girls were pretty, but they're not.
>pic related
This chubby bitch costs 250/hr
http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/im-back-4foot10-latina-busty-reviewed/11688982
>>51715981
Thank you my tri moreta friend.
>>51715008
>>51715060
We have a saying about this
"A la prima se le arrima" which basically means you can fuck your cousins
>>51716068
What are the gun laws like? It looks the government needs to give citizens guns. People need to start defending themselves. They need to just go and straight up start killing cartel guys.
>>51715998
Wow. I'm literally blown away right now. Sex is so expensive over here. Either with whores or picking up women at a bar.
>>51716140
Pretty good tits for chubby, even tho... why so expensive? Its just relative to way of life of 1 usd dollar menu at McD?
>>51714977
>No big deal
Normal Mexicans aren't like this family
>>51716088
For someone actively seizing, the best thing to do is simply let it take its course and move anything out of the way that might hurt them (ie: table with sharp edges that person could bump into or a chair that could be knocked over).
Also please NEVER put a wooden spoon or anything in a seizing person's mouth as this has a high probability of causing choking.
>>51716222
I don't know mate. I think because
>prostitution is illegal not many women do it.
>average men struggle to get laid
So the few prostitutes around can charge a lot.
>>51715998
>>51716140
>http://treff-188.de/preise.html
On the right you have a list of them. They are fairly good looking. Magda from Poland looks the best.
>>51716271
huh, thanks for the info
so is the holding down thing a hollywood myth or is it just something better left to professionals to do?
>>51716088
you can't do much, except to turn him on his side if he vomits and put something under his head, a jacket maybe to cushion the ground
>>51714363
JUST
>>51715981
Bulgaria I have a blog for you cause I need advice.
One of my best m8s took a 6 month telemarketing job in Sofia. He just finished his law degree but it's been going downhill with him since 2 years ago. Things went to shit with his gf and since then he's been fucking whores in brussels. Must have done way over 100 by now.
He took the Sofia job cause he didn't want to start as a lawyer yet, but he wants to get away from everything for 6 months to get drunk and fuck as many whores as his salary allows (He makes like 1300 euros a month there).
Is it...safe to live that kind of lifestyle in bulgaria? Most of us who know the guy think he's gonna get involved with some mafia/gypsy shit because he will mostly be spending time in the worser neighbourhoods, drunk, looking for whores.
>>51716211
Average citizen can not have a gun. U need long process with SEDENA (DOD counterpart, our army guys) to have a shitty revolver or antique rifles. I drove from Monterry to Cd Victoria and was desserted as fuck. Gas stations abandoned during the whole trip cause they control the gasoline sales. Sonof course I filled the tank before exiting Monterrey. And its just a tiny piece of fuck for country. Even low small dinner closed vandalized burned etc.
>>51716329
>mfw $28 for an hour with this goddess in Poland
http://www.roksa.pl/len/anons.php?nr=243295
>>51716211
Not him, but you can own one gun in your house and only use it in your house after someone has shooted you, also you can own 10 rifles if you are a part of a hunt club.
>>51716424
He's gonna end up being organ harvested lol.
>>51716325
Greedy whores and men not demanding morr reasonable prices. Also adding is illegal. Better make it legal and pay taxes. Whores here in bars are obliged to get checked from 1 to every 3 months
>>51716453
What the fuck is wrong with our country senpai?
>difficult to get laid
>our whores are ugly and expensive
>>51716426
>Average citizen can not have a gun.
That's fucked up. Given the amount of violence there is, I don't think given people guns would make things worse.
Have there been any movements for legalizing guns?
>>51712267
Cunt
$100 unlimited pops
Illegal, but who cares.
>>51716521
Yeah I was thinking some hostel-style scenario could be among the possibilities lol..
It's fucked up, though. He has an addiction at this point. Several times he told me he fucked 4 whores and only came once-twice. Last story he was telling how he was fucking a black whore (he does that when he's almost broke because they're only 25 yuros/Hour) in doggy, and in the middle of the act one of her friends comes in and sits in a chair watching them.
After another 10 minutes or so he realises he can't cum and stops. Both whores are like 'lel why you spend that money if you're not even gonna finish' and he just laughs back at them and tells them he doesn't care about finishing.
>>51716718
Cool to being watched by friend whore that u are fucking. At least cute ebony whores?
>>51716718
>Last story he was telling how he was fucking a black whore (he does that when he's almost broke because they're only 25 yuros/Hour)
>>51712267
greece, 2 euros
>>51716777
>>51716547
No pro gun movement exist. For sure prople get weapons in black market from tiny old guns to modern stuff
>>51716838
have you slept with any family members famm?
>>51712267
UK
Between 80-100 per 30min generally for decent girl
Good enough, but I've really only had good experiences as a result of using a trustworhty site and picking girls with good reviews. Majority of these good looking ones are all migrants though, thank you Eastern Europe
Legal
>>51716824
True tbqh. General priceguide for brussels' whores:
50yuros for a 30min fuck
40 if you're a regular/business is slow.
30 if you don't care about cleanliness/diseases
25 for black whores, regardless if they're pretty or not
>>51716876
>No pro gun movement exist.
That's odd. But I guess our countries just have different attitudes and histories.
If gangs ever got that big here, to the point where people had to go inside at 8pm. Neighborhoods would form militias and start to hunt the gangs
>>51716898
kissed one of my cousins once, that's it, not the same faggot above.
>>51716927
AW master race detected
>>51716939
>25 for black whores, regardless if they're pretty or not
Lol those girls must feel like shit. Do Belgians just think that black women are ugly?
>>51716802
I've driven through the black section once. it's 50/50 between 90's R&B video-type black chicks and big mama-type black chicks. He fucks both kinds so idk.
>>51717053
Are there any websites for finding belgian prostitutes?
>>51716976
AW can be good but it's not the one I use. I love its gallery features. I found this really cute small Russian/Iranian with loads of HD pics, we had a good time, unfortunatly I lost them all
>>51716940
There are a pair of groups pro gun but nobody listen to them.
>>51716940
Search Dr Mireles and autodefensas. Fucking govt betrayed him and now in jail. Yes small communities and neighboorhoods can form watch group but not with free acces of guns as USA.
>>51716993
Don't you know belgium? To get those you just have to get a van, drive to Wallonia and take them for free :^)
>>51717048
I'm pretty sure this isn't exclusive to belgium? It's an undeniable fact that white women are preferred over black women (and I don't mean rihanna-type black) by the male population in general. A lot of black guys would trade their gf in for a whiter version if that didn't mean she had to be 300 pounds heavier. Not even trying to go /pol/ on you, but that's how it is no?
>>51717171
That's a pretty fucked up story...
How hard is it to smuggle guns in from other south american countries?
>>51717155
I've never looked for that so you'd find them as quick as I could.
All of my posts in this thread are related to street prostitution btw. Like they're behind glass windows. If you want escorts that come to your home you'll have to pay more, at least double I imagine.
>>51713096
>calls others morons
>proceeds to tell story about how he fucked both his own cousin and aunt
Bosnia is Jerry Springer as fuck.
>>51717236
Ehh kind of. The problem is most black women aren't thin, they don't have cute personalities, and they don't act feminine.
I think white women tend to be more attractive, but there could be more attractive blacks if they took care of themselves.
>pic related
You weren't joking.
>>51717275
Autodefensas were trying actively to fight criminals from cartels and then got fucked up. Too bas they were betrayed and assimilated as rural police officers. All their previous victories went to the drain. Also a lot of them were started to be killed as rural police officers cause they quit their heavy assault rifles for toys. No surprise here. We are a fucked crazy place indeed.
>>51717275
I guess not so hard but for sure guns are mainly coming from USA. Also laugh that small bands criminals can rob guns from police stations. So here its just a man for yourself. Very few people will give a shit about someone asking for help. Pathethic fellow county citizens
>>51717381
Some of them are indeed very fuckable. 25 is a joke so in my friend's place I would totally do the same.
Fun fact:
http://www.julie-skyhigh.com/
This girl was in my highschool, 1 year below me. Modest upbringing, OK grades. Started first year of pharmacy @ uni and decided she'd rather be a whore.
Worked her way up through the porn industry fucking 50 germans in unprotected basement gangbangs etc, and now she's on pretty much every major porn site/studio.
Kind of proud of her. Watched all of her work.
>>51717662
Lel. Europe is crazy. I can see why the Muslims are so triggered by you guys.
It's hard not feel a bit jealous of women though. I'd wager she easily makes 100.000€+ per year.
Are Europeans fairly relaxed about sex? Does her family not care? Are escorts and porn stars just normal careers?
What I really don't understand is why people still watch porn in Europe when hookers are so cheap.
>>51717529
>>51717473
That's a shame. Mexicans really need to get together and wipe out the cartels. They could do it in a few years too. All they need is guns.
>>51717860
Being a whore escort porn actress should be as another careeer. Someone must do it, right?
>>51718008
It's just something that's not openly talked about. Most families would disown their kids if they did such a thing.
>>51717860
No idea about her family I barely knew her. But we're not so degenerate that her parents would be cheering on while she takes a bunch of 10 inchers in her asshole kek. Pretty funny I made you think that. It's probably not talked about in general. We're pretty good at not speaking our mind & bottling up frustrations in belgium.
But are europeans relaxed about sex? Yes, very compared to the USA. It baffles me how gay marriage & abortion can make up 50% of the entire political debate.
It's been calculated that the whores in belgium take about 2M visits per year, which is not bad for a male population of less than 6M if you ask me.
But personally I would never fuck a whore because it messes with your brain. As soon as you've done it a couple times, you're just gonna keep doing it because you fully know how easy it is. And that's how you end up like my friend.
>>51714519
Mexibro why
>>51718290
>you're just gonna keep doing it because you fully know how easy it is. And that's how you end up like my friend.
>mfw whores are like crack
>>51714826
THIS IS WHAT SERBS TRIED TO REMOVE BEFORE NATO CAME IN
THEY COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
>>51712267
It costs about 8k here.
>>51718419
that's exactly my point. Imagine yourself at 40 with a relatively young family. Your wife starts an argument.
A normal person would just get angry & deal with the argument, but if you've fucked enough whores I truly believe you'll just find an excuse to leave the house and fuck a couple whores to relieve the tension. I'd rather not become like that.
>>51713366
This is all symbolic. The thigh is a metaphor for Herzegovina
>>51718465
>Brazilian banter
>>51718419
So much this.
I tried an escort about 10 months ago just to say that I've tried it. Now after monthly sessions at $150/hour I'm out $1500.
I regret nothing of how I spent that money. It would've gone to drugs or alcohol otherwise desu. Plus $1500 in 10 months is MUCH less than what you would spend on a gf.
>>51718553
I see your point. Over here sex is moderately difficult to get. And our whores are pretty expensive. Most men are pretty spineless and will put up with all kinds of bullshit from their wives and girlfriends.
I think we could benefit from more whores (easier access to sex). Although as your friend has shown, there is a point where it becomes a bad habit.
>>51718662
There's guys who spend $1500/year on drinks m8.
>>51718353
Just cause we were horny and wanted free sex gratification
The choices here is shit
about 95% are asians, then theres the heavily overpriced euro (1 week only xDDD) or the occasional aussie milf which is also overpriced
yeah nah
>>51718670
Plus you have female cops dressed like whores, literally stepping into men's cars, making them drive behind a church, bringing their lips 1cm from the guys dick before screaming FREEZE I'M A COP.
Fuck that mayne, that would make me a lifetime non-customer for sure.
>>51715229
http://londonescorts.date/
mostly slav imports, unless you mean the regular working-class slags (whom are mostly free)
>>51718839
I want to fuck a muslim woman, even an ugly one, just for the feeling of cvcking a religion.
>>51718749
This thread has raised a good question.
Why are we so afraid of sex with our cousins as long as we don't make children?
When you think about it, being attracted to or at least thinking about fucking a cousin is not THAT abnormal. They will probably look somewhat like your family (Oedipus/Elektra complexes play a part here) and be very easy to deal with if you grew up with them as babies. Things that would seem sexually charged or awkward are not if done with a cousin.
>>51718896
still cheaper than the shit we got over here.
>>51718876
That's messed up. I would legitimately clock the bitch as hard as I could, hopefully knock her out, and run away.
>>51716078
>got hired by arab sheiks as prostitutes, and got paid to eat shit and drink piss
/pol/ was right again
>>51714007
dying here hahahahahah
>>51718959
t. West Virginia
>>51715881
> a legal brothel for 20€/hour
oh ma fucking god don't you have clean "brothels" , idk like studios or something? I imagine in those 20euro/h brothels pakis and niggers will be fucking too
>>51719433
>greece
Do you want me to wire you 2 euro?
>>51719433
2 euros for fuck
>>51719650
heh, dind't anyone exlpain you this was a false article? the filthiest brothels where pakis and nigs fuck are 10-20euro/ejaculation. If you want to fuck there you better be extra careful.
After that the clean ones "studios" are called where you can fuck with 40-150 euro for half hour or 1 hour, depends on how much money you are willing to give. There you find slavic girls(Russian/Czech girls etc) balkan girls, Greek girls and so on.
Escorts start from 80 euros. In brothels (10-20 euro) you mainly find albanian/romanian... and generally slav girls and sometimes black girls, very rarely greek girls.
So yea 20 for an hour is too cheap here, so I was wondering if 20/hour is the standard then the girls will be dirty as fuck from all those pakis and whatnot
>>51719864
>typical greek
>gets government handouts from EU
>spends it on hookers
>asks for gibe more pls
>>51719120
almost heaven
west virginia
>>51719979
Blue Ridge Mountains
>Shenandoah River
I don't even know if its legal or not but you can find them anywhere
Prices range from 5$ if you literally do not give a fuck, up to 2000$ or even more if you want a famous or 'high' society cunt
You can get a great 8/10 for 100-200$ who's probably willing to get tested in front of you for a little extra though, at least if the ads are real
>>51718959
In a normal functioning brain, there are biological things going on that tell you "DON'T DO THAT SHIT"
>>51720254
This isn't the place for normies anon
>>51720254
Thats moral. Early humans commited incest mate. True nature is to fuck and impregnate white cristian NRA fag
>>51716453
>only £18
I'm moving
>>51715948
Is he dead?
>>51713096
>>51713366
at least you can say you aren't a virgin
>>51720705
Some incest, maybe. But there actually are biological functions that work to prevent it. Morals can develop from natural processes.
>>51720838
Yes incest its not the prime directive but can happen if not enough pussy diversity is available.Also can be nature driven for both to do it and avoid, but both are possible
>>51718959
Oh absolutely. If it was socially accepted i would most definitely fuck my cousin, she's hot
>>51712267
Not sure if underage...
>>51722041
I'm not kidding. It looks like a 14 year old posing for a Russian, ah, model site.
>>51713096
>muslims
>>51712267
The only escorts in my area are black, Asian, Mexican, or $300 for half hour whites with out of state area codes.
>>51721067
Post pic of her please
>>51713096
A FUCKING AUNT
>>51712267
Check yourself odloty.pl
>>51722505
is it real? are the women that good looking?
I unironically want girlfriend experience.
>20
>never in a relationship
>will probably never experience that young love, lose virginity with a virgin, have an innocent, happy, caring, loving relationship
Damn. What's left, whores and marriage, both suck. That's not what I want. By marriage I mean relationship that makes sense (easier to own a house, easier to pay taxes, easier to raise kids, easier to live with someone then alone) but that doesnt mean that true love when you are teenager and everything is new for both of you and so on.
Damn I really fucked up. Now I am probably also going to fuck up money part of life and live a poor and loveless life.
>>51724224
iktf. i'm considering hiring an escort to fall asleep with me and leave at night.
It's like 99% Asians, street and brothel prostitution is legal and it's about $120/h which is around $80US
>>51724396
That's not it. Whores arent it. Its not a relationship.
Having a whore girlfriend is like having a whore for emergency contact..
>>51718807
This.
I WANT A POLISH WHORE NOOOOOW GIVE ME A POLISH WHORE
>>51724527
I have been thinking recently about hiring an escort to lose my virginity.
My reasoning is, if I can fuck a 10/10 whenever I want, then I wouldn' feel afraid of talking with a 6/10 in my school. I don't know if that would work too get me a gf
>>51724842
Just hire a 6/10 or 7/10 to make out with and suck your dick.
>>51724890
Why? I mean, one hour with a 8-10/10 here will be like 150 USD, I can afford that at least once a month
>>51724973
If you wanted to lose it with a girl rather than a prostitute.
75 USD for one hour. You guys think it's worth it?
>>51725043
More pics
>>51725043
If it's female I'd certainly drop 75 bucks for an hour.
>>51725062
>>51725043
only if "she" fucks you in the ass tbqh
>>51725042
Well, if I a hire a girl to do that, wouldn't that make her a prostitute
>>51725043
>>51725062
Nah. Whores are useless. Its basically a little bit better then masturbation and that's it.. not even to mention it costs money and is extremely risky.
Whores are just disgusting. I want a girlfriend..
>>51725079
yes she's worth it. bit expensive, but 75 is alright.
i wish it was easier here in the states
Aus
Escorts = ~$500/hr
Brothel = $200-280/hr, Asian ones are the cheapest. Most expensive one in Melbourne is $360/hr
Quality varies. You get what you pay for
Legal and regulated which is why they're more expensive.
>>51725414
awwfuk Joao.
Where you trying to bait me? I don't feel bad. There's almost certainly a woman that looks like this tranny.
>>51713797
>>"lahku noc"
Lahhu akbar?
I'd lahhu akbar after sex
do you have to use backpages in the states? seems kinda sketchy
>>51725535
It's serbo-croat for goodnight.
>>51725618
yes it is. it's mostly the women who take risks.
If i had no heart, I'd book appointments with the most expensive escorts and steal from them.
>>51725702
yeah but i could get robbed, bait and switched, get diseases, not to mention they might have pimps on standby just waiting for tha to happen
or it could be cops
why do all escorts look like whores though
>>51725915
>why do whores look like whores
Lel
