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Sophie Turner Edition
caragher
>>51608862
salope op
don't get it. I'm extremely handsome but for some reason only uglies want to go out with me
>>51608901
rude
Nakano "Azunyan" Azusa
Quelle morue putain. Elle a vraiment mal vieilli, en plus ses pieds sont dégueulasses.
>>51612579
>brit
>handsome
>>51608862
Would marry. 10/10
>>51616584
No mate
>>51616601
Why is bad? Just please lad
>>51616647
>>51616662
Not me desu
>girls use tengas
>>51616656
Thanks
Raining a lot here desu senpai
i am the ugliest person
rubbing wotsit dust on my face
>>51613829
good lad
Hello Everybody
Lost a couple thousands it means nothing to me
I'm still not being noticed, she's not looking at me
I bury all those feelings in the darkness in me
So many shields on me that you look harmless to me
one line flows yeah i've got some of those
me on the left
>>51608862
where can i find a girl like sophie turner in britain lads?
On a scale of based to completely based, how would you rate Hilary Benn's speech last night?
Stopped raining here.
>>51612579
That's funny cause I'm pretty ugly but my track record has been weird looking QT 3.14s
>no jgf
>>51616750
alri
>>51616749
hu
>>51616732
>my mum says im pretty
>>51616757
fuck off with that memery.
>>51616755
still on chemicals my girl looks like a skeleton
Can we get a bit more Maisie please?
cant even afford a haircut rn lads lmao peasant shit
>>51616823
nah
that's not me
>>51616846
absolutely
I got like 11 likes on my latest profile picture and I usually get 1 like so does that mean it's good for tinder
I'm mean, lean, and ready to heem
£5 to whoever is uglier than me
>>51616858
lmao, fair enough with that one 2bh
>Tfw National Socialist
>tfw hate Hitler because he completely ruined National Socialism so now the only National Socialist parties left are SJW cunts like the SNP who care about their nation, but everyone can be a member of that nation so it's literally pointless.
>>51616884
Nah, it was probably just exceptionally pitiable.
exaliftin
>>51616890
post face
>>51616875
Thanks pham
>>51616890
I bet you're not that ugly desu~
>>51616884
post it here and i'll give you the truth
>>51608862
you finally did it mate
well done
>>51616907
Typical negative pessimistic Russian taking out his shit lifestyle on us painfully optimistic Brits :) :) :)
theres still a chance for a lot of us to become rich and get girls that way lads dont worry x
maisie
listening to kpop for some reason
>>51616928
>>51616918
will literally become the next meme of 4chan
>>51616900
did you vote for UKIP in the general election despite it being a wasted vote?
>>51608901
>>51612936
fuck you Norman bastards
>>51616757
>>51616858
fuck off viking invaders
>>51616955
I'm British. 7
>>51616970
not if you don't post face
I'm sure you're not as bad as you think anyway
>>51616941
Nah cause you'll just say I'm ugly
I've had 6 girlfriends though
but i haven't had one in ages now
that must be ok right
right
just spent nearly £6 on a steak haha
>>51616970
You don't have to post your face, just don't be so hard on yourself.
>>51616828
Hitler was a complete retard aye lad
He was so obsessed with developing "The next big thing to win Germany the war" by pushing technology.
But when engineers showed him a prototype for the Sturmgewehr 44 he said it was a stupid idea.
I have to look away when girls looks at me in a youtube video >.<
>>51616970
Post your face
used to just participate in tfw no gf for the memes but its really become a reality lately lads ffs
so how about that James Deen being a rapist eh
>>51616953
thanks
>>51616981
omg it's an epic viral meal!
have all the upvotes!
alright lads
just got done have a cuddle with the gf
>>51617062
i know that feel i'm not even that unhappy i'm just like "goddammit can i have a gf already now its been fucking a billion years since the last time and i was a massive autist back then too"
just topped myself lads
>>51616974
UKIP are just the Tories for chavs m8.
I have no party to vote for.
>>51617064
so they say
>>51617064
>believing rape accusations from literal whores
ffucking white slut who goes out with a muslim is liking pro-syrian nonsense and it's coming up on my news feed
how can i meet girls stares in youtube videos lads
>>51617115
topped yourself at what?
>>51617129
lmao
>>51617105
pics
need at qt gf to cuddle
I'M LIKE HEY WHAT'S UP HELLO
just took a crash course lads
>>51617064
worst mainstream male porn star, he deserves ever flak he gets
>>51617153
U mad
how many civilian casualties do you think there will be from cameron's bombs?
>>51617129
ayy
>>51617190
not enough
>>51617190
Not enough
>>51617160
life
Just waiting for that intelligent interesting and socially awkward 6/10 introvert to appear in my life tbqh lads
>>51617190
literally who cares
>>51617190
If the answer is higher than zero, expect to see civilians casualties in Britain too
>>51617190
Hopefully a lot
>>51617190
Not enough
also, fuck the gulf states
>>51617226
sounds like me :3
seventeen thirtyeight
>>51617187
this
but then again he got the flak from one of the worst normalfag pornstars
in stock car racing
>>51617243
Because if we hadn't of voted yes ISIS would have just left us alone.
>>51617129
What happened with the chubby girl who was really touched by that copypasta yesterday?
>not enough
_/ \_m
>>51616968
Was quite enjoying Kpop for a bit but then I watched a Kpop video and a Perfume video back to back and it made the Kpop look and sound like utter shite.
Orange Caramel's alright though.
>>51617064
>dumps girlfriend
>HE RAPED ME
probably slander/libel tbf
>>51617226
are you into girls or boys?
>>51617279
Utterly degenerate. Delete this immediately.
so close to being a normie but so far
>>51617190
I hope it's loads
>>51617279
Yuck!
>>51617064
Literally who
>>51608862
Where are the train pics?
>>51616981
I puked.
>>51617280
I'm talking about radicalization here
>>51617267
he does, but it's not enough considering he still gets work
>>51617288
wtf is this tripe?
>>51617290
Perfume is autotuned to fuck lad what?
>>51617288
still dont understand this gimmick desu
>>51617346
>radicalization
fuck off yank
>>51617346
>radicalization
Fuck off yank
>>51617282
haven't had a reply from her and I don't intend to message her
usually how it goes
ALL YOUR CHILDREN ARE POOR
UNFORTUNATE VICTIMS OF
SYSTEMS BEYOND THEIR CONTROL
A PLAGUE UPON YOUR IGNORANCE & THE GRAY
DESPAIR OF YOUR UGLY LIFE
ALL YOUR CHILDREN ARE POOR
UNFORTUNATE VICTIMS OF LIES YOU BELIEVE
A PLAGUE UPON YOUR IGNORANCE THAT KEEPS
THE YOUNG FROM THE TRUTH THEY DESERVE
blow boys blow for californ-eye-o
there's plenty of gold so i've been told
on the banks of the Sacramento
>>51617346
>z
foy
>>51617353
stomach lining senpai
GOAT pornstar coming through
>wtf is this tripe?
m_/ \_
>>51617190
>how many civilian casualties do you think there will be from cameron's bombs?
1. Airstrikes are mostly targeted at ISIS infrastructure now
2. Western, competent, experienced and wealthy air forces such as the RAF rarely manage to get civilian casualties
>>51617243
do remind me of all the terror attacks we've suffered since and because we started bombing isis in iraq
Reminder that if a single British muslim becomes radicalided from us bombing ISIS then it wasn't a Muslim we would want to have in Britain anyway.
>>51617290
cant disagree with that tbphwyl
>>51616974
>vote for UKIP
Voting for racists is a meme m8
>>51617387
dropped.
>>51617243
>he's actually a self-loathing westerner who thinks the mudslimes hate him because his country once bombed another mudslime
How about you disgusting, masochistic cuc ks actually listen to what they're saying.
This is the same jihad they've been waging against civilization since Islam began spreading through the sword like a fire.
http://heavy.com/news/2015/11/new-isis-islamic-state-news-pictures-videos-no-respite-english-language-propaganda-full-uncensored-youtube-daesh/
The idea of democratic nation states is offensive to them. They see their ideology as the last ideology and that Allah mandates that they unify mankind under the banner of Islamic law.
>>51617387
>chinkmoot desu
>>51617430
delete this
>>51617367
Don't understand what argument you're trying to make.
>m_/ \_
m_/ \_
>>51617427
but i don't want any in this country haha
>>51617387
>that shite taste in music
Literally perfect lads
>>51617396
looking at that photo makes me sad for all the degeneracy happening nowadays
>>51617486
post the one that waves
quite like that one
what's the most physical contact you've had with a girl in 2015 brit?
>>51617453
You said Perfume makes kpop sound like shit, but Perfume is autotuned to fuck.
>>51617412
that's not peter north
>>51617519
shagged an escort
>>51617519
sexual intercourse
>
>>51617519
in a dream or real life?
>>51617519
honestly can't even recall the answer 2bh
>>51617432
i can tell you actually believe all that lel
>>51617412
Is there anything he can't do?
>>51617519
about 10 hugs
>>51617519
sexy time
was a long time ago though ngl
>>51617519
Hug and tug
>>51617519
hugs and cheek kisses. nothing sexual unfortunately.
>>51617486
>gooks
yuck
med european > white european > central asian > arab > gook > nigress > abo
>>51617034
>british women
I feel for you poor bastards.
>>51617519
A girl left her leg against my leg for at least a half hour. Either that or having my hand on the same girl's thigh for a few seconds.
>>51617519
Very little ngl, not even a kiss
>>51617412
A literal god
>>51617484
Women eh
>>51617571
le it's only smellz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRbEBf_ShDA&feature=youtu.be&t=39s
my song atm
rejected for chemical engineering at imperial lads
bit sad
>>m_/ \_
>m_/ \_
_/ \_ _/ \_ _/ \_
>>51617571
thats ethan hawke you helmet
>>51617519
slept with 2, chose not to have sex with either.
m_/ \_
>>51617519
Hugely awkward one time shag with the ex. Would've been better if it didn't happen. Only sex I've had in 2015.
>>51617617
cheer up
>>51617519
fingers in bagina
and a girl massaged my crotch with her foot while I was bombing mandy
>>51617569
>they hate us cuz my sociology professor said our government is too islamaphobic :((((
stay cuc ked. Islamic radicals have been explicit in their reasoning for decades. It's time for you cuc ks to actually listen to them.
>>51617603
not that one, try again please senpai
>>51617613
this guy gets it
just fucking want to go out lads PRODPER sick of this shite senpai x
>>51617528
Autotuning is not intrinsically bad. They're an electro-pop group; it'd be weird if they weren't autotuned.
>>51617519
couple hugs
one girl also tried to get seductive with me but i sat away from her because i didnt like her.
Business idea: Take white men to Japan and make porn
http://latest.com/2015/05/the-20-billion-japanese-porn-industry-threatened-by-a-lack-of-male-actors/
>>51617642
>chose not to
you're fooling no one
day 4 of no fap
>>51617739
>fap
fuck off yank
when is gookmoot going to stop this word filter gimmick?
>>51617720
i wonder if white on japanese porn is viewed the same way there as black on white porn is here
>>51617720
good idea, i cant enjoy porn unless its got a white cock in it x
cute girls desu
>>51617732
he's a virgin by choice lad
>>51617732
why would a girl sleep with someone she just met for the bants? literally both went for a feel and i claimed i was too tired.
not losing it to some random slags, don't care how old i get
how can i get a girl to orgasm using my mouth and fingers?
do i just suck her clit like it's a miniature dick and slide my fingers in and out? need some tips lads
>>51617617
lmao
>>51617569
try actually listening to why they are fighting us to start off.
recent attacks are one thing but the main issues are shit like revenge for the crusades 1000 years ago or the dominance of Islam in order to achieve global peace/kingdom of heaven.
>>51617595
Strange how good it feels right? A girl I sat next to in English class in year 8 left her leg against mine for the whole class, tbhwy I got a hard on and she called me 'boner boy' for the next 3 years.
I always pretended not to know what she was talking about...
>>51617772
baka
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/%201394996847586/
Literally laughing my arse here lads
Why is level of autism so funny? /tv/ is fucking hilarious
Lad in Waitrose today had a visible bulge desu. Was a bit awkward.
>>51617432
Edgy
>>51617678
Nah, your point that this is about le fight against Western civilisation since the 7th century is embarrassingly bad history. It's just historically wrong.
Study history lad.
https://strawpoll.me/6170316
https://strawpoll.me/6170316
https://strawpoll.me/6170316
vote pls ty boss
>>51617778
Quality post f a m
>>51617795
have you tried using your willy like someone who isn't a beta bitchboy?
>>51617807
It feels nice and warm. Wouldn't boner over it though. Had a girl stroke my leg with her foot for about 20 minutes before I even copped on that she was doing it. Then I blew it, because I always do.
>>51617682
Don't think I have that one la
>>51617617
What you should do is apply to 5 uni's, get accepted at all 5 and then turn all 5 down, feels great desu
>>51617519
a girl pinched my arse and gave me a smile on the dancefloor
needless to say I felt i'd been sexually assaulted
>>51617795
gurruls are icky
>>51617840
i know
just wish i had a girl that was obsessed with me that i could just disregard 2bh
>>51617835
something half decent maybe? FUcking hell.
>>51617867
fucks sake
oh hi boys
i am a virgin ngl
>>51617880
Girl coincidentally did that to me just after I farted, had to move away - basically cleared the dancefloor for a few minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmQq6yLe2ww
>>51617835
Fury is really good (although the ending part is too decadent). 300: Rise of an Empire is bad, really really bad. Don't expect it to be anywhere near as good as 300.
>>51617803
>the main issues are shit like revenge for the crusades 1000 years ago
top kek, 18 year olds are blowing themselves up because of the crusades
I think you need to spend less time online lad
I must unite the German people under one flag
>>51617921
beggars can't be choosers
>>51617867
Unless it's this one
>>51617780
C'mon lad, that shit doesn't exist.
>>51617911
it's called ur mummy
r8 my gf
>>51617835
>not 'come and see'
>>51617519
Boinked not to completion twice.
First I got bored.
Second, lost track of time and she had to leave in a hurry.
Lads, what do you reckon it's like for the kids of famous people? Reckon they watch the sex scenes and look at the nude photoshoots and all that of their mums?
>>51617951
same
literally done everything else with a girl though
>tfw tried to make my steak medium/medium rare but it came out closer to well done
;_;
>>51617984
yes it does
t. virgin by choice
>>51617780
yeah, hers
>>51618012
idktf
>>51617298
girls
>>51617259
r u a girl
>>51617795
If your dick is too small to hit her g-apot you just need to work her clit with either your tongue or fingers, figure out what she likes. Side to side or circles, rough or gentle, takes time to please the lady.
radiohead feels
r8 my gf
someone here /cornish accent/??
vocaroo something for me la
Poleaboo hates you all
>>51617967
>18 year olds are blowing themselves up because of the crusades
18 year olds are blowing themselves up because they want to be men and die for a cause, mainly the glory of the faith and destruction of the infedels, all at the pressuring of older more inteligent people in the organization.
people like you can only think of these issues in purely economic/political terms which is why the West is socially hemorrhaging from this Holy War
Night, lads.
>>51618022
1 minute for every 1cm of steak you poof
>>51618092
didn't have a ruler haha
>>51618022
what my mummy always does is just flash fry it in the pan for a tiny bit on each side then pop it in the oven works very well senpai x
>>51618024
K, I believe ya.
No offense, but you must suck at parties though.
>>51618082
sug min kuk svenskjävel
hate looking at beautiful women and knowing ill never ever ever shag a woman who wants me like i want them
>>51617859
It's a curse, always managing to blow it! Youre not alone though brother. I got a hard on over anything when I was younger, first hard on was the music video for Madonna - Die another day
>>51618053
not even sure how I got a blowjob but fingering and snogging is really easy and achievable, just start talking to any random slag at a party when everyone's drunk that's not already with a lad and her tongue will be in your mouth within a few minutes
>>51618087
its actually about anime
Islam dindu luffin lads
>>51618133
why so rude lad
how is /GF2015/ coming along lads?
The Inbetweeners Movie is on lads
Doing a moo
>>51618157
>implying I get invited to parties
>>51618022
tfw cooked a perfect medium-rare steak this evening
was GOAT
>>51618157
ewww icky sicky rather eat a biccy
>>51618185
s**** is a fucking joke, stop posting that shite here
>>51617970
If only someone had united Europe under one flag in the 1940's
>>51618201
your mum is a cow
>>51618189
darför att du heter mohammed
>>51618195
poor gimmick timing 2bh
>>51618208
desu mine is quite nice, had it with egg and chips
>>51618195
Doing well, still haven't got one
>>51617519
shagged my gf a good number of times
>>51618146
Such is the life of a beta
qt is going to be great tonight lads
>>51618157
what's it like getting a blowjob? i'm afraid i'll blow in like 30 secs and everything would be such a mess
girl on snapchat I'm trying to get nudes from got upset I called her "tasty". apparently she's "not a piece of chicken", well lesson learned I guess
Whats the difference between /news/ and /pol/ lads?
>>51617999
I'd have to fuck her from behind tbqh lad, but she's better than my non existent gf.
>>51618234
it's erik, actually, but ok
>>51618230
mummy dearest is a saint desu
>>51618236
how so
>>51618262
Does she even lift?
>>51618208
might have a steak for lunch 2bh
>>51618146
>hit the gym
>strive for success in your career or hobbies
>sort your hair and wardrobe out
there's a lot you can do to help yourself. If you get /fit/ girls will definitely want you.
>>51618262
im actually an omega
>>51618009
Why would they do that when they can just grab a cheeky grope and pretend they don't understand it's wrong
>>51618270
Kinda painful.
A woman's tongue is rough and my head is too sensitive.
>>51618299
asia kunnossa
>>51618279
Yes, showing your autism rarely works.
You just can't chew a fucking girl, silly anon.
babby bbbbbbbbooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>51618279
bullet dodged
>>51618195
>GF2016 releases in a few weeks
>still haven't completed GF2015
>>51618316
see
>>51617519
someone already made a similar post to yours.
>>51618334
and all a girl has to do is look nice
fuck that, being a male in 2015 is just shit
bring back forced marriages
>>51618339
I'm thinking more along the lines of teenagers rampant with hormones. Can't really pretend you don't know what tits are when Pamela Anderson is your mum.
>>51618334
>Just be yourself !
>>51618334
not always though lmao
I've got baby batter up my bum hole
>>51618270
Sometimes good, sometimes awful. Depends on the girl.
Even my first time, I seemed to have pretty good stamina, just from wanking so much. Dunno if that's a widespread thing.
>waahh why can't i get a gf
>dude sex lmao
normies are boring af lol
is it true that if you order a well done steak the chef wipes his ass with it before cooking
>>51618391
ah fuck my bad
my body is looking pretty good these days lads.
shame about the average mug though.
how to approach a girl and make her want to shag you lads?
I mean what the fuck do you even say "how are you love?"?
>>51618423
Hope so, why would you eat a burnt steak?
>>51618392
all you'd have to do is look good and girls would want you, maybe not girls you'd want to gf/marry, but same applies to girls 2bh.
This 'woe is me' attitude will come across to girls and is definitely unattractive.
>nearly 2016
when i started uni i was very dyel
now im not so dyel. in fact, if i may say so myself, im beginning to do fairly well
however my confidence is as low as its ever been, nay, lower
>>51618279
Made me chuckle lad. Thank you for brightening my evening.
Kpop idols are like housecats 2bh
>EYE-ESS
>EYE-SIS
>EYE-SOL
stop this
>>51618270
she wasn't very good at it so my only one experience isn't a very good one
felt her teeth too much on my shaft- not nice. she sucked too hard on my bellend- not nice. she asked me to use her head to face fuck her- not nice since I'm quite lazy.
took me around 10 mins but cummed in her mouth but my dick had fucking hickeys on it in the morning.
probably the nicest bit was when I went back to snogging her (since the idea of kissing lips that had been around my cock is kinky to me for some reason) and she wanked me off while snogging. that felt decent
>>51618464
enjoy your parasites
>>51618450
>my bad
fuck off you east yank cunt
>>51618436
>look at me i'm so cute and random xDD
>>51618457
Depends on the girl, depends on the circumstance
>>51618465
it really doesn't, girls don't have to do anything for attention matey
>>51618397
Oh fair enough, bet you'd still accidentally walk into the shower room while she was in there teenager or not haha
>>51618491
>"Actually the prefered term is 'Daesh'. The so called "Islamic State" is offensive to innocent Muslims"
>>51618423
>ass
fuck off yank
anime and QT later lads nice :^)
>>51618471
>beginning to do fairly well
I thought you said you could rip me in half.
>>51618491
this, they are called the islamic state
>caring about what girls want
>Getting your validation from others
route to failure.
>>51618522
yeah maybe, they'll be rotters though.
It's really not difficult to do a bit of exercise and keep your clothing in order. Jesus.
>>51618518
She doesn't even know she's being recorded
going insane in the membrane
aint shit changed but the chain and the watch
>>51618571
True, lasting happiness can only come from within.
>>51618556
+ correct usage of gimmick (in a time where many people use it incorrectly)
- incorrect formatting
7/10
>>51618571
sex is one of the most basic human needs and a large number of males born now will never experience it
>>51618510
Enjoy your dry, grey steak
>>51618583
>She doesn't even know she's being recorded
pretty special
>>51618583
>She doesn't even know she's being recorded
You poor sweet innocent child
>go to bed
>See this
response lads?
>a girl ends our conversation by calling me "my dear"
am i gonna get some poontang lads
>>51618612
lmfao how beta can you be
>>51618612
how do you know this
>>51618581
wow
i run half marathons and try and wear nice clothes
none of that shit matters mate, no girl just grabs your hand in the street and says "lets fuck"
>>51618558
so could a mere flea
not really the greatest test of strength is it
>>51618612
good
cleanses the weak from the genepool
then we can forget this whole mess of a social engineering experiment by the left after the residue has been pushed aside and forgotten
>>51618632
fuck off me
>>51618517
shut the fuck up you bollocks tbqh
>>51618652
>>51618678
all me
>>51618543
The only people who find "Daesh" less offensive than "Islamic State" are lefties. "Daesh" is an acronym of an Arabic term that includes "Islamic".
>>51618647
she thinks she is better than you
>>51618637
continue about my business as a picture doesn't do much
>>51618647
girls who say that and "indeed" are literally female fedoras who watch doctor who
instant turn off. hate nerdy girls.
>>51618647
Yes but she's either 80 or from the west country i.e. inbred
>>51618612
This is 2015.
Get an escort and be done with it.
I'm considering this option.
>>51618637
whip my dick out and spunk on her face as requested
Should I buy this lads?
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Electric-Head-Massager-Brain-Massage-Relax-Acupuncture-Points-Gray-Fashion-ZY-/281809720571?hash=item419d2b14fb:g:sGQAAOSwsB9WBThc
>>51618652
explain 95% of the people on this website
>>51618611
How did I mess up the formatting?
>>51618665
I'll have you know that I follow an intense wank-based regimen of arm exercises.
YOR THE KING O' DOG SHITE
>>51618690
>a large number of males born now will never experience it
I meant this
I hope we're all prepared to be reminded that bombing is INDESCRIMINATE by purple haired students on Question time
>>51618679
lol u mad you twat
>>51618647
not worth reading into it at all lad. youll do your head in trying to read into what women text you. judge how they act when youre actually with them and thats it. i know this girl who constantly used to text me shit like "buddy" and i basically convinced myself i had fucked it all up and was in the friend zone then a few days later i fucked her so its just useless reading into it senpai reading into texts is what women do just be a man and judge them in person x
>>51618690
don't need sex to be happy tbqh
>>51618736
this site is full of normies what are you on about
>>51618612
lmao
no
in the UK 96% of people have lost their virginity by the age of 25
>>51618753
WATCH YOR STRONES
>>51618749
should be a space between each sentence. Example:
>>post number
>ass
fuck off yank
>>51618794
this thread alone is normie central and still 80% virgin
girl uses "x" to finish message.
What did she mean by this?
>>51618694
yes but Daesh in itself implies some negatives things about isis, in arabic.
>>51618782
I remember being exceedlingly happy when i got more then two x's at the end of a conversation with my school crush
what a fool i was
>>51618825
she would like your penis inside of her
>>51618783
>don't need sex to be happy tbqh
That's what I'm telling to myself since I'm 18 mate.
I'm 23 now and that shit is a lie.
You can pretend that you don't need it, but It keeps bugging you while you sleep anyway.
>>51618801
made up statistic
>>51618825
marks the spot doesn't it
>>51618853
need more than one x for that
>>51618752
i could snap your arms with two fingers
>>51618827
Yes. I'm just saying that the memers on here who don't like "Daesh" simply because it doesn't put the word "Islamic" out in the open (and conversely, lefties who like it because of that) are ironically not realizing that "Daesh" implies "Islamic".
lefties can't even pronounce Daesh properly
t. Third generation self loathing paki who wants the borders closed and mosques shut down
>>51618822
>80% virgin
bollocks
http://strawpoll.me/6170510
http://strawpoll.me/6170510
http://strawpoll.me/6170510
http://strawpoll.me/6170510
>>51618783
sounds like an anorexic person saying they don't need a full diet to survive, so you turn to sexualising young cartoon girls instead of real women
>>51618763
oh fuck, might have to watch along
>VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER
>MUH IRAQ
>MUH OIL [in Syria lmao]
>MUH REFUJEEZ
>>51618896
1,2,3
>>51618877
stay mad
>>51618903
fuck off paki
>>51618865
well no desu, maybe its subjective but i'm 21 and pretty happy la. i mean i have had sex, but not often.
>>51618932
nicememe
>>51618903
why would you hate yourself? its Islam thats fucked up your people. in fact, you're pretty brave to drop that toxic ideology.
>>51618813
Right. Thanks for the gimmick tip, friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-UcPvjTzqE
Frank, doing the Lords work
>>51618896
1 looks like a tranny
2 is a rotter
3 looks like a well meaning rotter
>chatting to a mate who is a virgin
>he says "yeah, I'd give her one after a few pints"
>mfw
>>51618961
whatever, you can't run away from biology, your genetically programmed to reproduce unless you are gay
>>51618903
Remove yourself from this country
>>51618982
that hair cake was quite full on
>>51618961
>i mean i have had sex, but not often.
Good for you.
But stop acting like you were still a virgin, like me.
>>51619010
>hip hop wednesday
>>51619010
what's wrong with that? i say shit like that all the time and I'm a virgin. so do all my virgin mates actually
literally never setting foot in america
>>51619010
best thing about losing my virginity has not having to feel awkward around sex chat with the lads 2bh x
>Be RAF munitions officer
>Spend hours programming a £700,000 Stormshadow missile and overseeing it's fitment to a Tornado.
>Tornado gets sent on a strike against an ISIS stronghold that is being used as a training ground
>Obtain intelligence from US deployed £86,000,000 Global Hawks in the area that mission critical targets are located in stronghold
>Confirm with onsite British AWAC
>Upload all data on strike to British command
>British command approves strike mission
>Highly trained RAF pilot delivers £700,000 Stomshadow package with pinpoint accuracy
>Come home
>Turn on Question Time
>Purple haired student starts equating my airstrike to blitz tier free-fall carpet bombing.
>>51618865
I'm 26, and I feel like a failure and start self loathing really badly if I go a couple of months without sex. It makes me feel unwanted and worthless.
But that could just be my own complex 2bh
>>51619010
I'd prefer they talk like that than be some drooling dog over anything with a gash and a pulse
wed
nes
day
wensday
unironically have not lost my virginity
>>51618721
would
>>51619082
unironically lived there for 3 years as a kid
>>51619041
yeh ok, i guess i meant you don't need sex to the same extent as other things, its been a few years.
>>51619027
think this is more a problem with you specifically, work on your mental state and you may be happier.
>>51619126
good post
*babby stands up and begins pirouetting wildly towards the shower*
Quite looking forward to this new Tripped program, looks intriguing going by the adverts
>>51619148
but have you ironically lost it?
>>51619107
Excellent post
>>51619168
awh that was a cute mental image
do more :3
>>51619107
enjoy losing your security clearance
Where is qt (question time) this week
>>51619107
ROYAL AIR FORCE
HIGHLAND REGIMENT
>>51619114
I can relate to that.
But seriously, when you've never ever experienced sex, it's even more devastating.
>>51619160
>i think
Nobody cares mate.
>>51619225
pakistan
>>51619225
syria
>>51619241
I care
>>51619226
BRITISH ARMY
>>51619010
>>51619077
This always makes me cringe. I always find myself thinking 'like you can afford to be choosy, you would probably have to give her eight pints to even consider you' etc
I am a mean person in retrospect. I never say those things, though. But I am pretty sure that's what most people are thinking.
>>51619255
Bradford or Birmingham?
>>51619199
that's the whole point
>>51619241
(You) for (You)
absolute fucking tune lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAUfCjuwZUs
>>51619235
never had sex
don't care the slightest
even if i was offered i'd say no because it would just create an awkward bad memory i reckon, and would be made even worse if i were to ever see her again
>>51619281
birmingham iirc
absolutley nowt wrong with persons of pakistani descent tbf
>>51619356
rasheed
YOG SOTHOTH
>>51619279
that's sort of the point of saying it.
my mates will show me a girl and ill say "ohh yeah if I was drunk I would" when there is a clear superiority of her looks over mine. it's just irony and banter 2bh. the only people that do it seriously are people like Jay from inbetweeners
>>51619279
eh, it's better than saying "haha bet she'd never shag me :(" nobody likes hearing that.
plus, I'm only really a virgin by choice. actual truth now, not memeing. just cba losing it casually to a random 5/10 or 6/10, ideally waiting for an 8/10 gf
>>51619321
>it would just create an awkward bad memory i reckon, and would be made even worse if i were to ever see her again
Oh I couldn't care less of her impression over my "performance".
It's gonna be shit, but I just want to do it at least once, and being selfish is OK when you are a 23 yo virgin.
>>51619372
cultural appropriation desu
important lads
http://strawpoll.me/6170621
http://strawpoll.me/6170621
http://strawpoll.me/6170621
>>51619235
rent a hooker m8
>>51619407
if you care so much get a cheeky escort, some semi independent local slut or something.
Having sex with men is 10000x easier than having sex with women.
Incredible really.
>>51619430
hooker is good for some, horrible for others.
hookers are good for guys who fear intimacy or have anxiety over sex so avoid it to avoid anxiety.
hookers are bad for guys who desperately want to lose it and fall in love but no girl wants them.
>The missile follows a path semi-autonomously, on a low flight path guided by GPS and terrain matching to the area of the target.[citation needed] Close to the target, the missile climbs and then bunts into a dive. Climbing to altitude is intended to achieve the best probability of target identification and penetration. During the bunt, the nose cone is jettisoned to allow a high resolution thermographic camera (Infrared homing) to observe the target area. The missile then tries to locate its target based upon its targeting information (DSMAC). If it can not, and there is a high risk of collateral damage, it will fly to a crash point instead of risking inaccuracy
This literally is what leftists are equating to free-fall iron bombs lads.
>>51619464
10000x gayer too tho lol
how can i stop cumming in 2 minutes from having sex lads?
WHEN I'M FUCKED UP THAT'S THE REAL ME YEAH
>>51619394
if you're not making an effort to get one then what is the point
>ywn break a girls heart
>youll always be the one getting your heart broken
>>51619464
kinda prefer it this way. if women opened up their legs a lot easier we'd hate them even more for being sluts. the current system isn't great but it's better than women being even more promiscuous
>>51619505
>want to lose it and fall in love
pathetic sissy bois
>>51619513
picture blue waffle
>>51619506
They'll just complain that it inflates the military budget instead.
>>51619506
military tech is incredible 2bh
>>51619506
why doesnt it just turn around and try again
stupid lmao
>>51619505
actually a good post wew
>>51619540
Women are having sex all the time, it's just that they will only fuck 8/10+ guys.
>>51619430
>>51619452
Yea, but I'm giving 3 more years before doing so.
If I've still not lost it at 26, I would definitely do that.
>>51619544
out of the 20 year old+ virgins I know, that's the most common type
gonna do a sleep
Pretty snug desu, ngl
Is instagram down for anybody else
Absolute classic banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCi8fKaPyY
@Austria
>>51619623
FONT
post raving pepe
>>51619374
>>51619394
I would basically hit anything from a 4/10 with redeeming features upwards, regardless of alcohol consumed. You should just say 'yeah I would totally shag her' if you actually would. There is no shame in taking on a wrong'un for the night, so many virgins dont seem to understand this and have unrealisticly high expectations.
Bang a few fatties to get you confidence up, then go for the 7-8/10's. Banging fatties also makes for top notch banter with the lads.
I don't even find women attractive but I really want a gf.
>>51619582
they might want that, just like you want to fuck 8/10+ girls, but that isn't achievable for many so they will go for lower
think of the beauty scale as a bell curve desu
/brit/? more like /bitch/ with all the melodrama and endless whining, like a bunch of teen girls you lot are I swear to Christ.
think i might actually be a sex pest
>>51619582
objectively not true
>>51619677
this desu, cheer up you lot.
>>51619615
good night xo
moods been very topsy turvy recently
>>51619701
fucking lel
WHAT THE FUCK LADS THE RAIN HERE
NEVER SEEN RAIN THIS HEAVY
PRAY FOR ME
>>51619615
nighty night x
>>51619748
*draws a pentagram*
>I'm not watching The Inbetweeners Movie on E4
_/ \_m
>>51619701
wow one exception, congratulations
>tfw got my window open because need to dry all my washing by hanging it around my room because my dryer is broken and i'm freezing my tits off
>>51619701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62UzLgdb1GQ
NEW THREAD
>>51619791
>>51619791
>>51619791
>PRAY FOR ME
>>51619774
May have worked thanks lad it's calmed down a bit.
Off to bed now though nn
>>51619794
radiators round the house 2bh
and i dont wanna break her heart
but i been this way from the start
>>51619665
depends why you're a virgin though.
if you have anxiety from the idea of sex, literally any girl from 1/10 to 10/10 will get it going, probably more so the better she is because of the pressure of her liking it. that's why a hooker is good. you don't even need to tell anyone you've ever done it. it's simply just exposure ao you realise it's not a bad thing and you'll be fine.
>>51619794
Why don't you stick the heating on lad, bung em on the radiator
>>51619780
is your dad an 8/10?
was his dad?
or his?
people have been having sex for centuries, ugly people do, attractive people do. nobody is excluding you from it either.
>>51619794
Not going to dry too well with the window open at this temperature, is it? Why not whack the heating up?
>>51619562
which is a valid argument.
>>51619506
>actually supporting it though
>>51619780
If you are confident, charismatic, and not ugly, just average looking, you can get a hot girl easily, especially a stupid one.
>>51619842
no but he was born back in a time where women did not feel entitled to 8/10+ men
>>51619874
>especially a stupid one.
Is that supposed to be a reward ?
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
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