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Question Time Edition
drum and bass
maisie
Is instagram down for anybody else
My baby takes the morning train
He works from nine 'til five and then
He takes another home again
To find me waiting for him
Girls, girls, girls
anyone worthwhile on qt lads?
Me in the background with the hat.
it's almost time lads
>I don't pray daily
*tips fedora*
>>51619748
I like in the summer when we get that hot sweaty downpour, feels like a monsoon because its so humid and foggy but also tons of rain and the windows all cloud up.
that plus all the vegetation that grows like crazy in the summer makes you feel like you're in a rainforest.
>>51619791
>Question Time Edition
anyone good on?
>>51619828
student house, can only use mine
>>51619840
>>51619843
heating is on and some things are on the radiator but it's not very big
also need my windows open because it's getting really damp in my room and it smells of washing (which isn't a very nice smell because our washing machine is shit)
>>51619873
me wearing the mask
>It's Brendan Fraser's birthday today
wonder what he's up to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y20xhvbDZBc
TUNE
OF
THE
CENTURY
>>51619855
just checked
>Nicky Moron
>Dianne Abbot
>Caroline Lucas
I can't handle that shit 2bh, then two names I don't recognise.
>>51619882
almost prayer time again eh Hakim?
JUST
>>I don't pray daily
>*tips fedora*
_/ \_m
Edge of tomorrow boring.looks tight tho
QT hype
>>51619956
Why?
i only tune in to qt when nige or morality man are on 2bh
>>51619942
yeah, just waiting for the minarets to pipe up with the old call to prayer haha
absolutely pouring outside
Planning to study for our final with the qt lab partner
Make a joke about having a library party
"I hate the library"
Is she implying that she wants to study at one of our houses instead?
>>51619956
that was clever
>>51620006
yes
and by study she means playing with your willy
>>51619971
Why does the stick man keep kicking the m?
>>51619956
What the fuck is going on here?
*drips towards you*
>>51619956
R E K T
E
K
T
>>51619991
>Not tuning in for Starkey
wew
>>51619956
looks like the cunt is trying to play a prank in which case this is highly amusing
Loving the hilarious biased BBC coverage of Syria lads
>>51620006
"Fancy a party at mine instead?"
SAY IT. NOW
>Brimstone is a "fire-and-forget" missile, which is loaded with targeting data by the Weapon Systems Officer (WSO) prior to launch. It is programmable to adapt to particular mission requirements. This capability includes essentially the ability to find targets within a certain area (such as those near friendly forces), and to self-destruct if it is unable to find a target within the designated area. This information is provided to the munition by the WSO from RAF ASTOR, USAF Northrop Grumman E-8 Joint STARS aircraft or local troops.
>In addition to the semi-autonomous ability to decide its own targets, the Brimstone has the capacity to determine where on a target to best impact causing the most damage or resulting in elimination of the target. The missile's advanced sensor package includes its extremely high frequency millimetric wave radar, which allows the weapon to image the target and hence choose a target location. With as many as twenty-four missiles in the air, the missile's targeting system also required an algorithm to ensure that missiles hit their targets in a staggered order, rather than all simultaneously.
>Brimstone can be fired in a number of attack profiles; direct or indirect against single targets, a column of targets or against an array of targets. The latter utilises a salvo attack capability for multiple kills per engagement. Once launched, the platform is free to manoeuvre away from the target area or engage another target arra
i like to fuck my cat
how often should i take a dioralyte lads? after every diarrhoea?
/brit/ has become an outlet for me to post the random shite that comes into my head
not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing
>>51619956
why are Eurasians so amoral?
>>51620086
literally and unironically the best precision air-ground missile in the world
How did we trump the yanks?
>>51620091
Naughty, Harry
>>51620084
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EXA7yklaANo
Azusa
>>51620073
How is it biased you rorke fuck
>>51620091
how about you stop doing that
>british women
s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>51620115
Iktf its like updating my status but without the repercussions
>>51620145
smells
>>51619956
>IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
If i am going to be forced to go to franky and benny's im going to order something memey like the calamari pasta
fucking diane abbot
>>51620115
same desu
i'm also not sure if it's good or bad
>>51620086
impressive
>>51620086
>tfw we will be on the receiving end of this technology and much worse when WW3 breaks out
>>51620178
shes cute. whats her name?
>>51620194
don't go
I really dislike that place
would genuinely rather eat a mcdonalds and be done with it.
>>51620178
>Traptugal
>>51620086
These cost £100,000 each while a stormshadow costs £8 million.
Why would you use a stormshadow and not one of these? I know it's a cruise missile so it can effectivly be fired from another country, but you can just mount some brimstones on a plane and use that.
>>51620205
Better you than me lad
>>51620205
>white people are racist
>mao did more good than harm
>generally incompetent
how the fuck is she an MP?
>>51620115
>>51620179
>>51620209
bad thing you stupid cunts
there was a time when your lol so randome xd posts were infrequent and /brit/ was far more enjoyable
sort of like /britfeel/ now but it wasn't full of dolebashers
>tfw sitting pretty on £6,000 compensation after I had a little tumble in the shopping centre
RACIST
>>51620251
you know it lad
>birmingham
woat accent
>>51620209
I feel like its stopping me talking to myself a bit, and maybe stopping it happening as much when I am out and about which makes me think its a good thing
>>51620244
8 million? Thought they were 800,000?
I doubt they'll be using storm shadows at all 2bh, why would they when there is no threat to aircraft?
>>51620277
>labour
>BOMBING SYRIA IS A RACIST BACKLASH FOR PARIS
QT starting off strong lads. Many keks to come
IT'S RACITS
suck my weiner
>>51620277
>white people
>Not racist af
ITS RACIST
>>51620328
I dunno la but they said the price of one stormshadow could rehouse all the homeless in London. Couldn't do that with 800k
did the socialist say socialist things
>>51620357
fuck off zoey
>Daesh
>Not the so-called Islamic State
>Not IPB (Islamic Paki Bastards)
>>51620337
I get a bit more irritated than amused most of the time
>>51620292
YOU FELL OVER
YOU FELL OVER
>>51620383
Is that how the MoD format their financial reports now? lmao
2bh it probably would be under a Corbyn govt.
everyone's buggered off now lads
who /anime/ here?
>>51620405
such a mong chant
>>51620403
I start out that way, but then finally comes acceptance until all I can do is laugh at the retards.
Watching this show is good practice for building self-discipline while tolerating morons.
>>51620440
>national budget is represented in Stormshadows
RAGGLE
TAGGLE
>>51620383
it was get the accommodation over christmas, not rehome them
>We don't even need to develop expensive smart missiles and bombs anymore because we have autonomous drones that can just fire cheap dumb rockets with pinpoint accuracy because they're computer controlled.
I think I may have met diane abbot
>>51620388
>bag is full of hash
>skeng in his tracky pocket
Corbo is a badman 2bh
>>51620450
>morons
fuck off yank
>>51620218
>Say something naughty about the Exalted Empress Hillary I of the house of Clinton
>go out for a pint with the mates and meet a qt at the bar latter that day
>take her home and shag her before falling asleep
>wake up the next morning and turn over to see her
>the girl was actually a Patriot smart missile in a wig
>blows up your entire house and only your house
>>51620480
Islington massive innit
How long until he converts to Islam lads?
>>51620357
least racist people on earth and also the most self conscious about it.
>>51620478
did she tell you to stop dividing and conquering?
>lucas and abott
Brilliant
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
STEM FAGS BTFO
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/dec/03/scientists-easy-prey-jihadis-terrorists-engineering-mindset
>>51620526
Can't remember
If I did it would've been 5-6 years ago and I wouldn't have had any idea who she was
>David Duke using the term "Dindu Nuffins"
Hahahaha, lad has picked up on the latest memes
Corbyn is based
Why Turkey Is Fighting the Kurds Who Are Fighting ISIS
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/08/12/world/middleeast/turkey-kurds-isis.html?_r=0
Reminder that BAE systems is literally working on full sized holographic protections of ships and rail guns
>>51620555
Actually never mind it was a different semi known overweight black women
>>51620613
Turkey, more like TURDey
Hahahahahaha
>>51620613
Turkey supports ISIS
very fond of maajid tbqh, he's redpilled
800 word essay to write before noon tomorrow lads, think I can do it?
Rashid means "rightly guided" in Arabic. This transcription represents two different Arabic names. In Islamic tradition الرشيد (al-Rashid) is one of the 99 names of Allah.
Masha'Allah
feeling proud to be called Rasheed lads
>>51620640
Rasheed
>>51620648
what's it on
Daily reminder to write to your MP and call for the MoD's budget to be increased to, and fixed at 2.5% of GDP.
>70,000 """""Moderate"""""" innocent children that were just bombed by a stormshadow that could house all of London's homeless for Christmas.
raw bacon gave me diarrhoea
>>51620697
why 2.5% specifically?
>>51620648
Sinply hand in a copy of Mein Kampf with your name as the author.
>>51620731
NATO minimum
>>51620542
ayy
>'''''''''''moderate''''''''''' muslims will be turned into terrorists, and they're absolved of blame because of our actions
>cheering after the vote
nah you mong, was almost silent when they announced the results.
>""""""""""""""""""""""""moderate"""""""""""""""""""""" muslims
>>51620697
>Not fixing it to 3%
Terrorist sympathiser
>>51620697
My MP is SNP, not only does he ignore his constituents and not work on cases, but he will want it decreased.
I fucking hate tories
>>51620731
Oh it's just a nice bump of around 1/8th, it's underfunded at the moment.
>>51620748
that's 2% la, we're committed to that already.
>>51620748
Pretty sure its 2% of GDP senpai and Big Dave already said he was gonna meet the minimum at the last Budget
>>51620807
so progressive
yes go on Britain let's defend Islam! :D
Nicky Morgan looks like a mildly terrified child.
Those eyes
Lads is there any way I could sponsor an RAF pilot?
Like my taxes go to pay for an incredibly small amount of the military budget.
But maybe I could send a pilot some shaving foam or something, so that when his clean shaven face allows him to bomb paki bastards more effectively it's because of me?
>>51620873
nah mates your taxes are going to supporting council homes housing lefty potsmoking teenagers making anti-war posts on facebook
>>51620807
SNP are literally saying that Scottish RAF regiments shouldn't be used
disgusting desu
might unironically write to my MP like a sad twat
And if we don't do anything they will continue to terrorize Syrian civilians and grow
>>51620801
It's what I'll call all lefties from now on senpai. The truth hurts them.
>>51620930
m8 we hardly build any council homes anymore
>>51620873
they get paid quite well la, enough to keep themselves in shaving foam.
Send one of those shoe-box christmas things like in school to RAF Akrotiri. All the /brit/ lads should send one 2bh.
>>51620964
>we
>>51620873
get a load of this pathetic welp
just donate to the legion and quit acting as if bombing is anything special
stand up lads, time for a count
>>51620672
Gotta write the ol news article about shisha bars in Preston
>>51620744
That'll get me fucked for plagiarism m8
Bit wet out
>>51620947
They have no intellect, no integrity and no backbone either.
We need a Pinochet.
>>51621005
*holds up spork*
Fresh meme lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrG4TEcSuRg
>>51620873
If you really want you can send packages to soldiers you know full of shampoo and shit they need/Leisure stuff. This site has info on how to send to random soldiers i think. I used to send packages to my Mate every month or two when he was in Afghanistan
http://www.supportoursoldiers.org.uk/parcels/
>>51621001
I am a pilot
This Quiliam dude is quite smart. I like him.
Watching tomorrow land
Anyone want to spoil it for me
>>51621005
*lies flat on the ground*
count this
*unzips dick*
she's fucking mad
>>51621059
not my point
>we
>are going to stop isis
>we
>the united kingdom of great britain of ireland
>is what is going to decide whether isis exists
>>51621000
>they get paid quite well la, enough to keep themselves in shaving foam.
I know they get decent wages but finding shaving foam in the middle of the desert must be hard.
>>51621050
saw this at the top of reddit and shuddered
Don' want to watch it
>>51621123
desu i meant the west
remember that one really autistic thread where people started their own /brit/ political parties?
fucking hell that was cringey.
Going out for a pint tomorrow with a mate who's in the RAF, how long should I give it before I bring up Syria?
>>51621123
i am a Spartan Alpha Squadron soldier
Is the lad that speaks Japanese here?
Second bubble of Yotsuba 1 and I'm already confused. Is she just saying "There are a lot of houses here"?
>>51621159
did janny btfo them
>>51621176
just after the second round
>>51621159
Alri haha
>>51621180
I'll see you at Firebase Freedom
t. Jayce Striker
>>51621183
It says "the pleasure of being cummed inside"
>>51621159
yeah that was truly dire
last a couple of threads
>>51621176
I hope you buy him a drink, shake his hand and thank him for his service to our country
>>51621058
We should so send a /brit/ package to someone.
Look at the spacker at the front with his hand up
Turkey fighting Kurds, not ISIS: US Generals December 1, 2015
Military Operations Against ISIS
Defense Secretary Ashton Carter and Joint Chiefs of Staff Chair General Joseph Dunford testified on U.S. military strategy to combat ISIS* militants in Iraq and Syria.
http://www.c-span.org/video/?401241-1/ashton-carter-joseph-dunford-testimony-military-operations-isis&start=9969
reddit mods are absolute cunts lads
do they unironically do it for free?
>>51621250
yeah, the Turks are pieces of shit, notably erdogan
How America fights ISIS: Bombs Assad
How Russia fights ISIS: Bombs FSA
How Turkey fights ISIS: Bombs Kurds
How Britain fights ISIS: Bombs ISIS
I feel alone. Like I've been left behind.
>>51621268
yes they actually do
>>51621268
What happened lad?
>>51621230
Will do mate
just STOP IT lads STOP THIS NOW before I go tell my MUMMY
>>51621298
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
>>51621298
we're all alone m8
nicky morgan is an absolute thoroughbred cunt
>>51621293
nicely missed out France there
*CLAPS HEAVILY*
>>51621293
Britain bombs what America tells them to bomb
no one really cares about ISIS because they are important to NATO strategy in the region, the USA just want's them out of Iraq and into Syria
>>51621293
Russia has bombed ISIS more in 3 days than the US did in 1 year. They provided video evidence.
>>51621293
p. sure the us hasn't bombed SAA/Assad at all. they've unsuccessfully armed fsa/rebels but that's it.
>>51621293
>Britain is oging to be the one who wins the syrian civil war
>actually believing this shit
come on senpai, just let the k*rds and Assad carve the country between them
me on the left
love watching liberals throw their toys out the pram
Tune lads.
>You will never charge ISIS in shitty Humvee blasting Civil war songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v582kPp43Mg
>>51621302
>>51621301
they're cunts
>>51621376
>flag
Yep, it checks out
fucking hell diane abbott is rank
not many women on earth id like to fuck less than her
>>51621382
>liberals
fuck off yank
We should remove the internet desu
>>51621323
What other instances of "meme magic" are there, other than the crash with no survivors?
white haired woman FINALLY said the view I've been wanting to hear all day
fuck nicky for being "muh Assad is EVIL" while being pro-saudi and china
>Russia declares they are going to bomb ISIS
>/pol/ filled with pro Russia threads celebrating, it's still filled with pro Russia threads
>Britain declares they are going to bomb ISIS
>Fuck all
>>51621337
She looks disgusting as well.
>>51621390
>r/Ireland
is it as bad as r/unitedkingdom and r/scotland?
>>51621386
>tonight at 11
>Scouse rube about to be skinned alive on live TV by ISIS.
>all that makeup
jesus
>>51621425
this this
CAN'T MOSSAD THE ASSAD
tories are real fucking shills, just as bad as labour.
>>51621430
because they only recently decided to do it we've been bombing isis for over a year
BOOOOOOOO
NICKY GOING HAM
>>51621487
>We've
>Italy
>Do I look like a terrorist sympaphiser to you?
>No, but Jeremy Corbyn and John McDonnell do
BANTER
NICKY MORGAN BRINGING THE BANTS
>>51621430
You're the reason Syria is in shit now. Your allies funded and armed the terrorists.
nicky morgan just fucking heemed everyone
>>51621510
>you
>being new
>/r/ireland
What news could possibly happen in Ireland that deserves it's own subreddit
Are the RAF bombing cities or targeting convoys and Isis strongholds?
Night lads
HIZBULLAH DID NOTHING WRONG.
HIZBULLAH fights ISIS
what a fucking clueless cunt nicky morgan is
>>51621430
putin's already known for being based, we're known for being pathetic kucks
nothing we do matters because it's all voided by le paki meme until we finally kick them all out (never)
>>51621473
>CAN'T MOSSAD THE ASSAD
>>51621549
Pub in Sligo runs out of Guinness, Locals distraught
yik yak is utter shit lads
>greatest crisis ever
lmao fuck off
>>51621524
>Britain is now responsible for what America does
>>51621553
carpet bombing residential zones to reduce isis's potential manpower
>>51621553
oil thingies or something
Let's just ask them nicely to stop bombing us
>>51621553
we've gone full dresden on the cities tbf
>>51621553
They're carpet bombing civilian hospitals and orphanages while securing all the oil to give to bankers lad
>>51621553
oil fields atm
Why do people have no urgency about them outside office hours? It's 11 at night, I want to resolve the issue so we can both get on with our lives FFS
>>51620244
Storm Shadows don't cost £8 million, someone just slapped that on a picture to get Facebook outraged. They're under £800,000- still expensive, but other missiles are used where possible. The extra costs are justified when you take into account how far away you can use it- it wouldn't really be saving money if the jet had to enter dangerous airspace to use its Brimstones and got shot down.
>greatest crisis ever
>UN taking the lead is a realistic scenario
>UN has done nothing
How does anyone this uninformed think it's a good idea to ask a question on national TV?
Why don't we just nuke Saudi Arabia and Turkey?
>>51621687
the mind boggles
>>51621706
Rorke
>>51621601
Britain sends 85 troops to train Syria rebels
The British Army is joining a US-led effort to train 5,000 Syrian insurgents a year in camps in Turkey and Jordan
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/syria/11610117/Britain-sends-85-troops-to-train-Syria-rebels.html
>>51621687
remember when the UN successfully stopped the genocide in Rwanda
oh wait
Got great hair but a shit haircut lads.
I tried to tell you /brit/, why didn't you listen ,_,
>>51621745
post a pic x
>>51621549
Yeah we don't have Paki rape gangs or anything interesting :/
>>51621706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB7nV9loiXg
>>51621706
>muh innocents
you could cleanse like half the world and it would have next to no real affect on anything
>>51621750
you have a gay voice
jesus will they ever stop talking about corbyn
Why don't we just train the refugees to fight Isis?
>>51621601
>>Britain is now responsible for what America does
West training Syrian rebels in Jordan http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/mar/08/west-training-syrian-rebels-jordan
POST YOU'RE THEME MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24cC_n3j6p0
>He was wrong
>The London Elite
>>51621788
You don't have refugees. Europe has refugees.
might post my face on one of the /soc/ rate threads lads
Yes I stand for terrorism
Allahu Akhbar
stupid fucking woman
good night night night
Same, gonna do it now
>>51621845
did that a few times.
kept getting 7/10s and 8/10s from guys rating me. girls never did :(
>>51621788
The issues is political will not manpower
remember me lads? I posted my dick on /hm/
>>51621864
night Lorenzo
>>51620873
They're on officers' salaries having a lovely holiday at Cyprus, save your money m8. But those shoebox Christmas presents are nice for deployed lads and lasses if you fancy doing that, it's a nice morale boost for anyone overseas at Christmas.
>>51621870
Yeah good idea alad
>>51621903
Of course, I never forget a dick
>>51621767
>implying there is or ever will be a picture of me on the internet
Why don't we just arm the 70,000 """""""""""moderate"""""""" rebels
>>51621930
What did you just fucking call me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67Ee8YvE57A
>ISIS can be defeated
can it?
>>51621845
Fair warning lad, /soc/ overshoots by at least 2 points every time.
>>51621938
gonna be very sad when this happens to the based Kurds :(
>>51621957
you can't defeat an idea
>>51621938
>the mujahedeen is the same thing as the Taleban
Stick to Facebook memes
>>51621938
>FSA
do they even exist anymore?
they just report "different factions" and Kurds these days
>>51621984
Kurds are already prescribed terrorists la
jesus, this is very overboard on hilary benn
>>51621996
If we destroy isis territorially in syria. then what?
ISIS aren't actually coordinating terrorist attacks in the west.
>>51621996
So how was Nazism defeated then
>>51621996
what about Japanese Imperialism?
>>51621957
not so long as the west lacks any confidence in itself, and remains devoid of faith.
>>51621957
Only by Russia and Iran
>ISIS aren't actually coordinating terrorist attacks in the west.
So how are we expecting Oldham to turn out lads?
I'm expecting UKIP to be ahead on votes before the 500% voter turn out postal votes come in all voting Labour.
>>51622049
It hasn't been, but its been supressed to the point of having no power.
>>51622058
>implying that will ever happen again
>>51622035
They will rise again in another form
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le_uNGdpa4c
>Scottish "people"
>>51622090
they aren't, but they do encourage independent attackers/allied groups to carry out operations there.
>>51622107
Labour will win by less than 1000 votes and Jeremy Corbyn will be ousted
>>51622070
true russia is the only place that has subdued sometihng akin to this.
>>51622065
>deus vultfags
pls
>>51622090
I mean ISIS in Syria and Iraq aren't really planning attacks in the west?
Inspiring maybe, but destroying ISIS in Syria and Iraq, won't stop the attacks methinks.
>>51622130
>people who commit these attacks fly to syria beforehand
>they do not coordinate these attacks
passing a turd
Anyone see that /brit/poster speaking on QT just now? top kek
Is this a Transgender man?
>MUH MANDATE
yeah alright lets see people actually turn up in person to vote for him
>ISIS are like a dog
>If we ignore them they'll go away
>>51622172
training and alliance isn;t the same as co-ordination
European groups are independent and plan operations themselves, ISIS just takes credit and gives the ok for it, or otherwise it might release a list of targets for independents to look into.
they have no actual control beyond their own operational region.
nah, not doing it
cant fucking wait for my morning coffee
spot on
Wahey Wahey Wahey Wahey Wahey Wahey Wahey Wahey
Jeremy Corbyn doesn't really have a mandate
He only got elected because Labour MPs didn't understand the point of the nomination process
>/brit/
>>51622276
literally me
>>51622276
strapping suit on that young man
i dont wanna her break
but i been this way from the start
>>51622243
>le armchair expert
xd
>>51622276
this is how i expect half of you to look like 2bh
>>51622276
>implying /brit/ are labour supporters
you're all tory or ukip neocons
/brit/ is so shit when qt's on, fuck off the /brit/pol poo heads
>>51622249
Carswell voted in support
>>51622331
Its always the fucking canadians
me and my m8s have better chats than qt desu
>>51622332
rasheed
>>51622340
youre the type of person that asks everybody what is going during a film arent you
How you can allow the Tories to destroy the NHS so badly is beyond words
>>51622340
agree it's shite with no discussion at all
>>51622331
says the mong who thinks ISIS is even capable of carrying out pinpoint espionage and strike missions across the globe with its huge illuminati network of sleeper agents
all they do is release their propaganda with target lists, train people who come to Syria, and basically take credit for any attacks that are carried out.
>the bombing pakis part has stopped and the muh NHS part has started
time to turn it off lel
jesus christ the way you lads go on about the nhs you'd swear it was a religion
kek
>watching fury
>they start banging on the door
>noooooormie, normie
Reminder that the government will ALWAYS be more efficient then private companies
>>51622402
>They basically do everything
>mfw i can tell which area of birmingham this girl is from approximately just from her accent
would tbqh lads
Whoever is stamping his feet when people applaud on QT should be gassed ASAP.
@51622466
>>51622402
>says the mong who thinks ISIS is even capable of carrying out pinpoint espionage and strike missions across the globe with its huge illuminati network of sleeper agents
can you link me to where i posted this? you're so smart and well informed it should be no problem to you
>>51622516
It's >>51622276 guy, sat on the end on the left at the front i think
It's my birthday in 20 mins lads
@election_data @election_data
Prediction: Lab: 8,912 (41.9%) / UKIP 7,780 (36.6%) / Con 3,381 (15.9%) / LD 801 (3.8%) / Greens 373 (1.8%)
>Hurr I'm a dumb fucking Tory, how I tactical vote lol!
>>51622474
except plan or carry out any operations outside of their own territory.
Bacne lads.
>>51622486
hang around west heath, rubery, bartley green and you'll find her
>>51622552
happy birthday lad x
>>51622546
he needed to be gassed already lel
>muh climate
>>51622553
the fuck is this
>>51622553
you alright there lad
>>51622584
by election in oldham
>>51622559
i got bumne
>people actually watch that drivel
>>51622584
by-election
>>51622564
Cheers lad x
>>51622584
Oldham by-election predictions
Tory voters will stubbornly vote Tory and get Labour as a result instead of tactically voting for a cheeky UKIP
>>51622584
Probably Oldham By-election exit polls
>>51622583
>being a a spastic
>>51622521
yea you're just pissy as usual
>>51622553
pretty impressive if you think about it
labour won it in the ge with 34% majority, reduced to just 5% if that's accurate
>willingly watching Question Time
literally just fuck my blood pressure up: the show
honestly how do you find it enjoyable to watch, it's the most infuriating, rage-inducing shit on the box
all of you are mere pawns in my grand scheme
>>51622616
never miss it
FUCKING CHINESE STUDENTS
>>51622581
This guy was the stamper 100%, but can't tell if its that guy in the picture
>>51622623
That poll has probably been released exactly to encourage Tories to vote UKIP
>>51622661
its not even relevant to your country my man
>Chris 'Finchy' Finch does voice-overs for BBC3 Reggie Yates '''''''''documentaries''''''''
lel
>>51622656
fucking with you m8
masochists, the lot of ya
>>51622638
>as usual
lol what
>>51622656
watched it a few times and every time i'm unironically triggered by the audience
can't stand it
>>51622679
it's past 10pm
>>51622656
same reason I don't go on /pol/, all they do is post shit to get you riled up and angry at everything, its unhealthy.
>>51622679
Why would the Jews want that?
>>51622678
yeah that was him
fucking hell, what an utter cretin.
>I watch Question Time
_/ \_m
>>51622735
The Jews move in mysterious ways
Okay lads, tomorrow night I'm going to a club for the first time, anyone got any tips?
>>51620194
Pretty decent food but the fucking happy birthday tune every 10 minutes can push the happiest of men to suicide.
>>51622789
do happy droogs
>>51622715
Perfect timing for the vote tomorrow
>>51622789
find your ideal partner and grind up to her/him at the first opportunity
>>51622789
Make sure to stand next to the speakers all night lads it's mad bants
>>51622808
what are you on about, voting has closed already
it's thursday today
Was going to not drink alcohol until the 20th
but really cba desu
How can I buy rum and coke without looking like a sad loser at 3pm lads
>>51622789
what club?
>>51622852
get some beer
only losers drink liquor alone.
>>51622763
Liking this new gimmick so far lad, keep it up
>>51622871
but i drink beer every week and I want to get quite drunk
>>51622852
Just don't look like a sad loser and you won't look like a sad loser whilst buying booze in the afternoon
>>51622852
it's acceptable to buy at any time of the day desu, they'll just think you're drinking it later on
especially as it's a friday
>>51622805
Don't even know how to get any desu
>>51622823
I'll give it a go but I plan on just having a good time out for my first time instead of exclusively trying to get laid, it would be a bonus to lose my virginity though
>>51622824
Sounds literally mad
>>51622853
No idea, my friends know all the clubs I don't know jack
Business idea: Bomb a few unimportant ISIS targets to look like we're doing something
>>51622852
drive up in your audi tt with a smart casual attire whilst on the phone for a business call
>>51622902
But I do look like a sad loser
I've done this every week for the last 5 months, except normally beer
>>51622906
but the woman who is on the self check out recognises me and IDs me without my card
>>51622960
go to a different shop?
>>51622972
Think I will do this desu
its an extra 20 minutes walk but oh well
>>51622988
wew that sounds like effort
got like 10 shops which will sell me alcohol within a 5 minute walk
Might have a cheeky cigarette in my living room lads, normally have em in my bathroom with the skylight open but my next flat inspection isn't for another 6 months now
>>51623024
Ones on my way home from the station and the others in the other direction
very irritating
Business idea: bomb mecca
Piers Corbyn, Jezza's brother.
>>51622789
dance awkwardly near some girls
works every time
>>51622919
Drink at the same pace as your mates.
Have a mad one boyo
Doing a cheeky allnighter to try finishing the essay I've gotta hand in tomorrow hahaha I'm so fucked
do you love this shit?
are you high right now?
do you ever get nervous?
>>51622919
Tip the bartender on the second drink you get, you'll get preferential treatment if your bartenders not a nob.
>>51623138
you the 800 worder?
You'll never make it!
>>51623138
how many words we tlaking here senpai
>>51623163
pro tip: no you wont
t. work in a bar
>tfw i just realised nothing in my life has really changed for the last 5 months
>tfw all this "progress" i thought i had been making is in my head and didn't actually happen
make a new thread you lazy cunts
>>51623212
what bar
>>51623138
1000 words but they don't mind if i go over. I was on a roll earlier and got 840 words but then I've only covered one aspect of it and there's still two other bits I need to do. I might make the other two bits a lot shorter but even then I still have no idea what to write.
Walking down a pitch black country lane at night on your own for ~2 miles.
Probability of being murdered?
>Wash face 3 hours ago with alcohol containing face wash
>Blot face with alcohol containing toner
>Cover face with alcohol containing moisturiser
>Face is oily
How the fuck lads, I literally pour fucking alcohol all over my face (which removes oil) and my face just regenerates all the oil in hours.
>>51623265
coppers la
>>51623138
>tfw finished mine at 4am last night and handed it in
>>51623265
moro
>>51623248
Dreaming of the day that I work up the gusto to make a new.
Wew, what a rush it'll be.
>>51623278
Depends, are you carrying your katana?
>>51623319
I have a pen
whoever makes a new thread will get a gf tomorrow
>>51623212
You're not supposed to tell him that.
t. also work in a bar
>>51623285
i bet you look like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra.
>>51623318
I used to do it but it got too stressful. You have to time it right
Hahaha lads this post >>51623272 was meant for >>51623171 and >>51623174
Ahahha you can see how fucked up I am already let's just hope I send the right thing to my tutor wahey
>>51623278
0.
Way safer than walking through housing estates in most cities. Lived in the country my whole life and walked home piss drunk in the pitch black more times than I could count. Strangest thing that ever happened was I saw a badger, and I thought it was dead, and I walked right up to it, and I bent down to poke it to double check it was dead, and it just fucking ran off like a bullet, and I literally nearly shit in my pants.
No murders, though.
>>51623285
>wash all the oils on your face off with alcohol
>sking increases amount of oil it produces in respinse
don't use alcohol on your face imo
