Sophie Turner Edition
caragher
>>51608862
salope op
don't get it. I'm extremely handsome but for some reason only uglies want to go out with me
>>51608901
rude
Nakano "Azunyan" Azusa
Quelle morue putain. Elle a vraiment mal vieilli, en plus ses pieds sont dégueulasses.
>>51612579
>brit
>handsome
>>51608862
Would marry. 10/10
>>51616584
No mate
>>51616601
Why is bad? Just please lad
>>51616647
>>51616662
Not me desu
>girls use tengas
>>51616656
Thanks
Raining a lot here desu senpai
i am the ugliest person
rubbing wotsit dust on my face
>>51613829
good lad
Hello Everybody
Lost a couple thousands it means nothing to me
I'm still not being noticed, she's not looking at me
I bury all those feelings in the darkness in me
So many shields on me that you look harmless to me
one line flows yeah i've got some of those
me on the left
>>51608862
where can i find a girl like sophie turner in britain lads?
On a scale of based to completely based, how would you rate Hilary Benn's speech last night?
Stopped raining here.
>>51612579
That's funny cause I'm pretty ugly but my track record has been weird looking QT 3.14s
>no jgf
>>51616750
alri
>>51616749
hu
>>51616732
>my mum says im pretty
>>51616757
fuck off with that memery.
>>51616755
still on chemicals my girl looks like a skeleton
Can we get a bit more Maisie please?
cant even afford a haircut rn lads lmao peasant shit
>>51616823
nah
that's not me
>>51616846
absolutely
I got like 11 likes on my latest profile picture and I usually get 1 like so does that mean it's good for tinder
I'm mean, lean, and ready to heem
£5 to whoever is uglier than me
>>51616858
lmao, fair enough with that one 2bh
>Tfw National Socialist
>tfw hate Hitler because he completely ruined National Socialism so now the only National Socialist parties left are SJW cunts like the SNP who care about their nation, but everyone can be a member of that nation so it's literally pointless.
>>51616884
Nah, it was probably just exceptionally pitiable.
exaliftin
>>51616846
>>51616890
post face
>>51616875
Thanks pham
>>51616890
I bet you're not that ugly desu~
>>51616846
>>51616884
post it here and i'll give you the truth
>>51608862
you finally did it mate
well done
>>51616907
Typical negative pessimistic Russian taking out his shit lifestyle on us painfully optimistic Brits :) :) :)
theres still a chance for a lot of us to become rich and get girls that way lads dont worry x
maisie
listening to kpop for some reason
>>51616928
>>51616918
will literally become the next meme of 4chan
>>51616900
did you vote for UKIP in the general election despite it being a wasted vote?
>>51608901
>>51612936
fuck you Norman bastards
>>51616757
>>51616858
fuck off viking invaders
>>51616955
I'm British. 7
>>51616970
not if you don't post face
I'm sure you're not as bad as you think anyway
>>51616941
Nah cause you'll just say I'm ugly
I've had 6 girlfriends though
but i haven't had one in ages now
that must be ok right
right
just spent nearly £6 on a steak haha
>>51616970
You don't have to post your face, just don't be so hard on yourself.
>>51616828
Hitler was a complete retard aye lad
He was so obsessed with developing "The next big thing to win Germany the war" by pushing technology.
But when engineers showed him a prototype for the Sturmgewehr 44 he said it was a stupid idea.
I have to look away when girls looks at me in a youtube video >.<
>>51616970
Post your face
used to just participate in tfw no gf for the memes but its really become a reality lately lads ffs
so how about that James Deen being a rapist eh
>>51616953
thanks
>>51616981
omg it's an epic viral meal!
have all the upvotes!
alright lads
just got done have a cuddle with the gf
>>51617062
i know that feel i'm not even that unhappy i'm just like "goddammit can i have a gf already now its been fucking a billion years since the last time and i was a massive autist back then too"
just topped myself lads
>>51616810
>>51616974
UKIP are just the Tories for chavs m8.
I have no party to vote for.
>>51617064
so they say
>>51617064
>believing rape accusations from literal whores
ffucking white slut who goes out with a muslim is liking pro-syrian nonsense and it's coming up on my news feed
how can i meet girls stares in youtube videos lads
>>51617115
topped yourself at what?
>>51617129
lmao
>>51617105
pics
need at qt gf to cuddle
I'M LIKE HEY WHAT'S UP HELLO
just took a crash course lads
>>51617064
worst mainstream male porn star, he deserves ever flak he gets
>>51617153
U mad
how many civilian casualties do you think there will be from cameron's bombs?
>>51617129
ayy
>>51617171
>>51617190
not enough
>>51617190
Not enough
>>51617160
life
Just waiting for that intelligent interesting and socially awkward 6/10 introvert to appear in my life tbqh lads
>>51617190
literally who cares
>>51617190
If the answer is higher than zero, expect to see civilians casualties in Britain too
>>51617190
Hopefully a lot
>>51617190
Not enough
also, fuck the gulf states
>>51617226
sounds like me :3
seventeen thirtyeight
>>51617187
this
but then again he got the flak from one of the worst normalfag pornstars
in stock car racing
>>51617243
Because if we hadn't of voted yes ISIS would have just left us alone.
>>51617129
What happened with the chubby girl who was really touched by that copypasta yesterday?
>not enough
_/ \_m
>>51616968
Was quite enjoying Kpop for a bit but then I watched a Kpop video and a Perfume video back to back and it made the Kpop look and sound like utter shite.
Orange Caramel's alright though.
>>51617064
>dumps girlfriend
>HE RAPED ME
probably slander/libel tbf
>>51617226
are you into girls or boys?
>>51617279
Utterly degenerate. Delete this immediately.
so close to being a normie but so far
>>51617190
I hope it's loads
>>51617279
Yuck!
>>51617064
Literally who
>>51608862
Where are the train pics?
>>51616981
I puked.
>>51617280
I'm talking about radicalization here
>>51617267
he does, but it's not enough considering he still gets work
>>51617288
wtf is this tripe?
>>51617290
Perfume is autotuned to fuck lad what?
>>51617288
still dont understand this gimmick desu
>>51617346
>radicalization
fuck off yank
>>51617346
>radicalization
Fuck off yank
>>51617282
haven't had a reply from her and I don't intend to message her
usually how it goes
ALL YOUR CHILDREN ARE POOR
UNFORTUNATE VICTIMS OF
SYSTEMS BEYOND THEIR CONTROL
A PLAGUE UPON YOUR IGNORANCE & THE GRAY
DESPAIR OF YOUR UGLY LIFE
ALL YOUR CHILDREN ARE POOR
UNFORTUNATE VICTIMS OF LIES YOU BELIEVE
A PLAGUE UPON YOUR IGNORANCE THAT KEEPS
THE YOUNG FROM THE TRUTH THEY DESERVE
blow boys blow for californ-eye-o
there's plenty of gold so i've been told
on the banks of the Sacramento
>>51617346
>z
foy
>>51617353
stomach lining senpai
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/clbpnPE.jpg "large[1].jpg")
GOAT pornstar coming through
>wtf is this tripe?
m_/ \_
>>51617190
>how many civilian casualties do you think there will be from cameron's bombs?
1. Airstrikes are mostly targeted at ISIS infrastructure now
2. Western, competent, experienced and wealthy air forces such as the RAF rarely manage to get civilian casualties
>>51617243
do remind me of all the terror attacks we've suffered since and because we started bombing isis in iraq
Reminder that if a single British muslim becomes radicalided from us bombing ISIS then it wasn't a Muslim we would want to have in Britain anyway.
>>51617290
cant disagree with that tbphwyl
>>51616974
>vote for UKIP
Voting for racists is a meme m8
>>51617387
dropped.
>>51617243
>he's actually a self-loathing westerner who thinks the mudslimes hate him because his country once bombed another mudslime
How about you disgusting, masochistic cuc ks actually listen to what they're saying.
This is the same jihad they've been waging against civilization since Islam began spreading through the sword like a fire.
http://heavy.com/news/2015/11/new-isis-islamic-state-news-pictures-videos-no-respite-english-language-propaganda-full-uncensored-youtube-daesh/
The idea of democratic nation states is offensive to them. They see their ideology as the last ideology and that Allah mandates that they unify mankind under the banner of Islamic law.
>>51617387
>chinkmoot desu
>>51617430
delete this
>>51617367
Don't understand what argument you're trying to make.
>m_/ \_
m_/ \_
>>51617427
but i don't want any in this country haha
>>51617387
>that shite taste in music
Literally perfect lads
>>51617396
looking at that photo makes me sad for all the degeneracy happening nowadays
>>51617064
>>51617486
post the one that waves
quite like that one
what's the most physical contact you've had with a girl in 2015 brit?
>>51617453
You said Perfume makes kpop sound like shit, but Perfume is autotuned to fuck.
>>51617412
that's not peter north
>>51617519
shagged an escort
>>51617519
sexual intercourse
>
>>51617519
in a dream or real life?
>>51617519
honestly can't even recall the answer 2bh
>>51617432
i can tell you actually believe all that lel
>>51617412
Is there anything he can't do?
>>51617519
about 10 hugs
>>51617519
sexy time
was a long time ago though ngl
>>51617519
Hug and tug
>>51617519
hugs and cheek kisses. nothing sexual unfortunately.
>>51617486
>gooks
yuck
med european > white european > central asian > arab > gook > nigress > abo
>>51617034
>british women
I feel for you poor bastards.
>>51617519
A girl left her leg against my leg for at least a half hour. Either that or having my hand on the same girl's thigh for a few seconds.
>>51617514
>>51617519
Very little ngl, not even a kiss
>>51617412
A literal god
>>51617484
Women eh
>>51617571
le it's only smellz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRbEBf_ShDA&feature=youtu.be&t=39s
my song atm
rejected for chemical engineering at imperial lads
bit sad
>>m_/ \_
>m_/ \_
_/ \_ _/ \_ _/ \_
>>51617571
thats ethan hawke you helmet
>>51617519
slept with 2, chose not to have sex with either.
m_/ \_
>>51617519
Hugely awkward one time shag with the ex. Would've been better if it didn't happen. Only sex I've had in 2015.
>>51617617
cheer up
>>51617519
fingers in bagina
and a girl massaged my crotch with her foot while I was bombing mandy
>>51617569
>they hate us cuz my sociology professor said our government is too islamaphobic :((((
stay cuc ked. Islamic radicals have been explicit in their reasoning for decades. It's time for you cuc ks to actually listen to them.
>>51617603
not that one, try again please senpai
>>51617613
this guy gets it
just fucking want to go out lads PRODPER sick of this shite senpai x
>>51617528
Autotuning is not intrinsically bad. They're an electro-pop group; it'd be weird if they weren't autotuned.
>>51617519
couple hugs
one girl also tried to get seductive with me but i sat away from her because i didnt like her.
Business idea: Take white men to Japan and make porn
http://latest.com/2015/05/the-20-billion-japanese-porn-industry-threatened-by-a-lack-of-male-actors/
>>51617642
>chose not to
you're fooling no one
day 4 of no fap
>>51617739
>fap
fuck off yank
when is gookmoot going to stop this word filter gimmick?
>>51617720
i wonder if white on japanese porn is viewed the same way there as black on white porn is here
>>51617720
good idea, i cant enjoy porn unless its got a white cock in it x
cute girls desu
>>51617732
he's a virgin by choice lad
>>51617732
why would a girl sleep with someone she just met for the bants? literally both went for a feel and i claimed i was too tired.
not losing it to some random slags, don't care how old i get
how can i get a girl to orgasm using my mouth and fingers?
do i just suck her clit like it's a miniature dick and slide my fingers in and out? need some tips lads
>>51617617
lmao
>>51617569
try actually listening to why they are fighting us to start off.
recent attacks are one thing but the main issues are shit like revenge for the crusades 1000 years ago or the dominance of Islam in order to achieve global peace/kingdom of heaven.
>>51617595
Strange how good it feels right? A girl I sat next to in English class in year 8 left her leg against mine for the whole class, tbhwy I got a hard on and she called me 'boner boy' for the next 3 years.
I always pretended not to know what she was talking about...
>>51617772
baka
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/%201394996847586/
Literally laughing my arse here lads
Why is level of autism so funny? /tv/ is fucking hilarious
>>51617778
Lad in Waitrose today had a visible bulge desu. Was a bit awkward.
>>51617432
Edgy
>>51617678
Nah, your point that this is about le fight against Western civilisation since the 7th century is embarrassingly bad history. It's just historically wrong.
Study history lad.
https://strawpoll.me/6170316
https://strawpoll.me/6170316
https://strawpoll.me/6170316
vote pls ty boss
>>51617778
Quality post f a m
>>51617795
have you tried using your willy like someone who isn't a beta bitchboy?
>>51617807
It feels nice and warm. Wouldn't boner over it though. Had a girl stroke my leg with her foot for about 20 minutes before I even copped on that she was doing it. Then I blew it, because I always do.
>>51617682
Don't think I have that one la
>>51617617
What you should do is apply to 5 uni's, get accepted at all 5 and then turn all 5 down, feels great desu
>>51617519
a girl pinched my arse and gave me a smile on the dancefloor
needless to say I felt i'd been sexually assaulted
>>51617795
gurruls are icky
>>51617840
i know
just wish i had a girl that was obsessed with me that i could just disregard 2bh
>>51617835
something half decent maybe? FUcking hell.
>>51617867
fucks sake
oh hi boys
i am a virgin ngl
>>51617880
Girl coincidentally did that to me just after I farted, had to move away - basically cleared the dancefloor for a few minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmQq6yLe2ww
>>51617835
Fury is really good (although the ending part is too decadent). 300: Rise of an Empire is bad, really really bad. Don't expect it to be anywhere near as good as 300.
>>51617803
>the main issues are shit like revenge for the crusades 1000 years ago
top kek, 18 year olds are blowing themselves up because of the crusades
I think you need to spend less time online lad
I must unite the German people under one flag
>>51617921
beggars can't be choosers
>>51617867
Unless it's this one
>>51617780
C'mon lad, that shit doesn't exist.
>>51617911
it's called ur mummy
r8 my gf
>>51617835
>not 'come and see'
>>51617519
Boinked not to completion twice.
First I got bored.
Second, lost track of time and she had to leave in a hurry.
Lads, what do you reckon it's like for the kids of famous people? Reckon they watch the sex scenes and look at the nude photoshoots and all that of their mums?
>>51617951
same
literally done everything else with a girl though
>tfw tried to make my steak medium/medium rare but it came out closer to well done
;_;
>>51617984
yes it does
t. virgin by choice
>>51617780
yeah, hers
>>51618012
idktf
>>51617298
girls
>>51617259
r u a girl
>>51617795
If your dick is too small to hit her g-apot you just need to work her clit with either your tongue or fingers, figure out what she likes. Side to side or circles, rough or gentle, takes time to please the lady.
radiohead feels
r8 my gf
someone here /cornish accent/??
vocaroo something for me la
Poleaboo hates you all
>>51617967
>18 year olds are blowing themselves up because of the crusades
18 year olds are blowing themselves up because they want to be men and die for a cause, mainly the glory of the faith and destruction of the infedels, all at the pressuring of older more inteligent people in the organization.
people like you can only think of these issues in purely economic/political terms which is why the West is socially hemorrhaging from this Holy War
Night, lads.
>>51618022
1 minute for every 1cm of steak you poof
>>51618092
didn't have a ruler haha
>>51618022
what my mummy always does is just flash fry it in the pan for a tiny bit on each side then pop it in the oven works very well senpai x
>>51618024
K, I believe ya.
No offense, but you must suck at parties though.
>>51618082
sug min kuk svenskjävel
hate looking at beautiful women and knowing ill never ever ever shag a woman who wants me like i want them
>>51617859
It's a curse, always managing to blow it! Youre not alone though brother. I got a hard on over anything when I was younger, first hard on was the music video for Madonna - Die another day
>>51618053
not even sure how I got a blowjob but fingering and snogging is really easy and achievable, just start talking to any random slag at a party when everyone's drunk that's not already with a lad and her tongue will be in your mouth within a few minutes
>>51618087
its actually about anime
Islam dindu luffin lads
>>51618133
why so rude lad
how is /GF2015/ coming along lads?
The Inbetweeners Movie is on lads
Doing a moo
>>51618157
>implying I get invited to parties
>>51618022
tfw cooked a perfect medium-rare steak this evening
was GOAT
