tulips from amsterdam
hey
poolips
close the borders
back to whence you came
>>>/a/
Azusa
yoyoyo
Kpop 2bh faam
Hi x
Brother showed me the Sershie poster he got me for christmas before
very good
Unnamed Oriental
Ritsu
when did you guys leave /b/?
i probably did when the banana meme started to get spammed too often
>>51612752
anyone from UCL here lads?
>>51612659
>>51612676
>>51612681
>>51612682
>>51612684
>>51612704
>>51612731
>>51612752
>>51612788
>>51612789
>all these British flags
Prefer Arise to Stand Alone Complex and I'm NOT afraid to say it.
honestly think ive evolved into an extrovert these days lads. genuinely get very depressed and down if i havent done anything social for a while.
>>51612817
Fuck of Chang.
>>51612819
>The smell of synthetic cheese and deep-fried butter wafts through the thread
>>51612704
imposter
>>51612731
How's your job going pal?
just got back from the woods where i was planning to top myself lads. just sat and cried for a bit and tried doing it but pussied out every time hahaha what am i like x
>>51612876
this desu, days with no small talk with qt coworker go slower
>>51612856
DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE
your oneitis just sent a nude snapchat to an alpha male
>>51612891
Cute 16 year old m8
is there something going on rn that its so ded or wat
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>>51612856
Wasteman
>>51612971
everyones shagging their gfs, why arent you?
>>51612971
unless you want me to post A N I M E i got nothing to say atm
>>51612971
thursday, people are probably out.
>>51612941
haha lad nice one. Why were you going to off yourself?
>>51612877
>implying
>>51613006
not gonna get 99 ranged shagging gfs 2bh
>>51613020
no thats alright
>>51613033
no friends, no future, no gf etc x
having a nice relax on the sofa watching a film
pic related
>yfw janny is a weeb
>>51613020
>A N I M E
>>51613066
just become a plumber
Doing my 4th poo of the day
>>51612899
Yeah it's alright, took about 80 calls today and it's very busy thanks to black friday but it's going better than I thought it would and my confidence is improving. Pay is shit though and sometimes I have to do lunch on my own which makes me nervous so some days I don't eat lunch because anxiety but other than that it is going quite well
Got the chance to lose my virginity to this girl from work. Should I do it?
>>51613107
you got the shits mate?
>>51613069
do you have autism? genuinely curious
>>51613111
why would you be anxious about lunch...
>>51613117
I could live under those tits.
>>51613111
Are you a call centre manager?
Lads is it normal for tesco to have flats on the roof? I was walking around having a cheeky cig last night and I decided to investigate tescos roof because it had some stairs leading to the top and when I reached the top it was a bunch of flats. Shits weird as fuck, especially since if you live in those flats you have to walk through the tescos loading area and shit.
Im a cold ass nigga
*puts on a blanket*
>>51613083
janny before chinkmoot purged animescum
janny after chinkmoot doesn't lift a finger
did Are Janny get replaced?
>>51613117
Yes, nice chebs
>>51613131
not that I am aware of, friend
>>51613171
because people watch you eat and stuff
>>51613188
Nah I just take calls
>>51613117
if you like fatties go for it
>>51613117
no
have some self-respect
>>51613207
That's a lie and you know it.
Just cooked up about £25 of beef fillet as steaks, steamed asparagus on the side, bit of dijon too.
Was peng lads. You?
AZONTO
Z
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>>51613197
its for the workers they have on-call
Alright lads B.O.B. by Outkast or Pump It by Black Eyed Peas?
>>51613265
Had microwave pasta for the 4th dinner running
>>51613265
>>51613197
Not unless it's a metro. Is this the Gateshead one?
>>51613254
is not. It was honestly glorious seeing threads started with noncey anime OPs get BTFO almost instantly, with janny's blessing to continue on to a better thread
we don't see that at all these days, half the threads are made by nonces now :(
>>51613265
You an actual billionaire? I'm eating dust and cum again tonight
>>51613227
jesus christ m8, get some medication
>>51613311
Not even a contest lad. B.O.B. trounces that trollop with ease.
>>51613265
Supermarket chinky
>>51613312
>>51613313
fucking grim
>>51613368
Live with the parents for the time being, they had it left over from some meal a month or so ago. Was vacuum packed in the freezer and they didn't want it 2bh.
I suppose they're 'billionaires' will spend £120+ on a cut of meat.
>>51613370
I asked my doctor but she suggested CBT so I told her no
what can I do
>>51613355
Yes it is.
The janny only removed it when there was avatarfagging.
Anyway, in the post-mood age the administration has been wanting to bring the site back to its origins.
>>51613265
round steak mince, peas, carrots and chili peppers
it was pretty tasty 2bh
>>51613227
best of luck lad. Just don't turn normie on us x
>>51613465
get drunk and chill with strangers down at the pub.
we need to study black people and find out how they dont fall for women 2bh
>>51613465
Why didn't you want to do CBT?
It helped me quite a bit
oops
>>51613313
>there are people that unironically eat this for dinner
so depressing
>>51613504
I went the pub with people from work a couple of weeks ago but I don't really change when I'm drunk anyway, 10 years of depression and anxiety fucked my shit up senpai
>>51613498
I'm getting somewhat close to it desu, I talk to this girl in work everyday and she seems to like me and I want her to be my gf so I'm working on that
>>51613549
I did counselling at the start of the year but it didn't really help 2bh
So I made an xhamster profile and decided to identify as female for a laugh.
>there are literally British girls in this thread right now, posting along side you and potentially laughing at your gimmicks
>>51613621
>janny
>>51613465
Isn't there anyone you are friendly with or can sit with during lunch? People will be happy to meet you.
>>51613489
honestly not a fan, the t b h purging was one thing but the total tolerance of mentally ill animefags infiltrating every board without a finger laid on them is just a step too far.
nu4chan was actually alri'. yeah the normies infiltrated everywhere in the winter of moot's era, but it's honestly better than the edgy ebic memes that "classic" 4chan was. making 4chan classic again is just going to make the place literally reddit
>>51613621
string some of them along for some janny - /brit/ roleplay
>>51613617
>muh depression
>Go to take a shower
>Share shower with 2 female house mates
>Plug blocked with massive piece of hair again
>MASSIVE piece of hair stuck to the wall. Like literally the strands were a foot long and if that went missing from my hair I'd have a 2" square bald patch
Why do women fucking shed hair so much?
![photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CzjCIeR.jpg "photo[1].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdzEfAmfjrA
live sargon, thunderfoot and a few others lads streaming
get in here for the best modern intellectuals around
>>51613639
they're almost certainly autismal heffers
>>51613659
I know some people from when I started training but we all have different breaks and lunch times most of the time and I can't just sit with a stranger because that'd be weird, when I have the same lunch as people I know then it's fine because we just go and eat but I panic on my own :c
>>51613724
Don't bully this is a no bully zone
>>51613741
stop posting this race traitor
>>51613736
because its cute
shave them
>>51613666
Devil trips - devil always lies la
Eh, if you can't handle the animefags you are welcome to leave, they've been here longer here then you and I, so they haven't 'infiltrated' anywhere since they were here first.
>>51613811
>Dropping hair everywhere like some kind of Chernobyl victim
>Cute
>>51613808
commie spotted
>>out
would really like to suck a cock right now lads
not even gay tbf
>>51613736
Idk but I once had to unclog my gf and her roommates drain (both have long hair) and I'm still trying to forget the things I saw.
Used an old family trick: took a wire coat hanger, unfolded it until it was straight, made a tiny hook at the end. Proceeded to pull out a couple pounds of decomposing hair, shampoo, human oils and fuck knows what else. I gagged and retched but got it done
The horror...
>>51613885
>not wanting a girl to shave her pits and pubes over your face
i want to taste her sweat
>>51613885
oh sorry i meant their long hair is cute.
we're not supposed to see behind the scenes
why are you sharing accommodation with women
>tfw improve diet and now I leave skid marks with pretty much every shit
S M H
>>51613908
sounds a bit gay
>>51613908
nothing gay about it lad don't worry
>>51613908
come here
*unzips dick*
I walk across the rooftops
>>51613893
Me on the pull
>>51613931
most my shits come out 90% water
>>51613893
How the fuck is that rose floating there?
Anime is so unrealistic sometimes
>>51613994
it is in her mouth silly
>>51613908
very gay
You know, these Yanks are alright lads
>>51613991
what do you eat/how bad is your hygiene?
That's unhealthy m8
>>51614005
Her? Does this anime feature a ghost? I don't get it
>>51613931
>not carrying a few wet wipes
Your fault desu
>tfw no gallbladder
>>51613926
>>51614007
Because they can copypasta?
>>51614034
thought i ate alright, been like this for about 4 years no matter what i eat
usually shit 5 times a day on average, don't get the desperate feeling of needing a shit, they just come out watery
>>51614040
good meme x
>>51613736
hairdyes, straightening etc.
without all of that fake crap, they lose normal amount of hair (enough for regrowth)
>>51614007
>flavouring
>not the Yank "flavoring"
Brit with proxy detected
︂︂︂ ︂︂︂ ▲
â–² â–²
>>51614056
not skids on my boxers, in the toilet bowl. Have to use the brush on the regs now, it's not fun.
So do you lads prefer the Korean version of TTS' new song or the English version?
>>51614096
>usually shit 5 times a day on average, don't get the desperate feeling of needing a shit, they just come out watery
u ded
>>51614007
cringe, england is dead.
>>51614183
don't think i am mate
>>51614208
>Le country has gone to le dogs
yeah good one m8
>>51614180
link it
>>51614150
>mfw I still don't know how to do this.
Do you just copy/paste it?
>>51614150
â–²
▲▲
>>51614257
>people literally cannot triforce
KILL YOURSELF
is sershe lad dead?
>>51614250
English: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXbwcq6WZ-M
Korean: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL34w0xql7s
>>51614236
>thinks 5 diarrhea poos a day is healthy
>thinks im serious when i'm telling him he's dead right this this minute
u trolling
COMBINATION STYLE
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>>51614354
The normies got him.
>>51614354
No I'm here but I've been working 9-6 so I haven't got much time to post
>>51614377
Ladies and gentlemen
>>51614358
it's alright
When I am sad
I am sad
And when I'm happy
Oh god I'm happy.
suicide is the main killer of men under 30 or whatever
proving that men need feminism just as much as women.
>>51614358
>that intro
m8..
her face when you [spoiler]confess[/spoiler]
>>51612619
you are a tulip from amsterdam
>>51614388
plus the jannies blew you the fuck out
>>51612619
Fuck off chavs
>>51614180
>Tae's cute english
>>51614282
∆
∆∆
>>51614436
are you from kent?
letting off proper stinkers lads :)
>>51614436
>>51614427
>that intro
Didn't even watch it yet.
It was some cringe rap wasn't it.
Koreans are extremely Yankified, and don't have to live with American blacks so they eat it all up as a cute pipe dream.
>>51614451
Not really, I was banned for 3 days for doing gay RP, it was quite homophobic 2bh and extremely rude
Superior Christmas kpop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S40k0Bx5puE
>>51614475
for some reason the old method no longer works. think moot removed it to stop spam
>>51614509
no. they made you stop avatarring like a twat.
>>51614510
didn't know bestie ever put out a christmas song
>>51614504
It's a Ballard m8
>>51614456
t. Ruben Dijkstra
saw a person today that was the same height as me, dressed the same as me, walked in the same way as I did, looked similar to me
>>51614436
>>51614571
It's called a mirror, love.
>>51614548
No they didn't, I've never been banned for avataring because I don't avatar. I was only banned for off topic posts
>>51614571
spoopy
>>51614558
>TTS ballad
Am I dreaming.
>>51614571
wew lad
>>51614571
might have been a man in the mirror
eating a pack of 12 milkyways for tea lads ahada
>tfw you see Orientals on the other side of the world singing about the birth of our lord.
The west has won culture.
>>51614571
Did you tip fedoras to each other?
Why are the Irish so hostile and obnoxious? It's my experience. Shame really.
What does /brit/ do for a living?
>>51614617
are you asking him to change his ways?
how i lose man boobs lads
>>51614662
jjb manager
Why is the raw salad at Wagamama so fucking hit and miss? Sometimes I'll order it and it's done perfectly, lots of that GOAT dressing, loads of those based crunchy bits, right proportions of vegetables etc. Sometimes I'll order it though and it's clearly a rushed job, not mixed in properly, wilted lettuce, no crunchy bits, hardly any dressing. It's fucking infuriating. I get this shit on Deliveroo, it's not like I can get a waitress to take it back
I hate this kind of shoddy inconsistency. How fucking dead inside does a chef have to be to knowingly send off shitty food? More importantly, what's the best way to complain and have it never happen again?
>>51614662
student and part time support worker
Had two Lion bars today - I've hit rock bottom.
>>51614662
machine operator
>>51614691
>being fat
Literally how is this fucking possible
How fucking lazy are you? Do you literally eat uncontrollably you fat fucking shit
>>51614662
I'm a dan
>>51614676
nah, hes alri
>>51614436
K E N T
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N
T
Where abouts lad?
>>51614693
>ordering salads at restaurants
>>51614662
Accounting student that draws shit for spare cash.
> tfw no tuition fees tho
>>51614691
get hormones and turn them into real boobs
>you will never chew on a bunch of gallstones
Why live?
>the washing up
>>51614733
I have a glandular genetic, I'll have you know.
>>51614662
Programmer.
No programming qualifications. Just a generic degree
Ayy lmao.
>>51614638
>Jesus of Nazareth
>western
fucking choon las
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM
>>51614662
Call centre machine operator manager and professional tuba player.
>>51614662
I help safeguard online communities against poor quality posting and early threads
>>51614756
me at the back with the lads
>>51614777
alri John
>>51614662
PHP developer, 42 grand
>>51614756
>not having a cheeky salad on the side of a meat-based meal
enjoy your novitamins, utter cretin
Wow you guys have shite jobs.
>>51614795
You fucking racist
>>51614833
Rude
>>51614823
>lettuce
>vitamins
lel
>>51614662
Senior twink analyst
Give me something good to wank to lads
>>51614833
Those are the only /brit/ approved jobs desu.
>>51614662
Until today, I worked for a supermarket. I was dismissed for refusing to hand over my social media accounts.
I'm going to take them for unfair dismissal.
C H O O N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgcCev5F1hA
>>51614833
t. machine manager.
>>51614891
Hahaha, this better be a meme.
>>51614887
>>51614833
no i don't. 0 time spent in oppressive offices, out and about doing shit like free trips to the cinema and swimming pools. its great 2bh.
>>51614875
>a salad just has lettuce in it
utter fool
don't reply to me again
>>51614811
Been looking into jobs like that lad, what pay do you get?
>>51614927
I wish it was.
>>51614833
>Wow you guys have shite jobs.
Alright Mark we can't all work for Barclays
Did a think lads.
I think the Holocaust probably did happen now.
>>51614904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xTGrfs5TXM
COMFY
CHOONS
>>51614944
He does it for free
>>51614833
We can't all be JJB store managers m8
>>51614891
this has to be a joke
were you the lad from last night?
>>51614944
The satisfaction of knowing that people appreciate my work
>>51614777
Sounds like an interesting life
>>>/ck/7134811
>>>/ck/7134811
Lmao, why are yanks so fucking sensitive?
>>51614833
we can't all be machine operator managers
>>51614944
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>>51614446
>>51614928
>>51614966
holy shit
yes
this song was best song in Driver '76
banger
*slurps tea loudly*
>he works in an office
I'd literally kill myself if I had to go to the same beige cubicle farm and make small talk all day.
>>51614755
the only worthwhile place
>>51614482
no
Ten days to go, lads.
>>51615033
*tuts barely audibly*
>>51615033
*slurps cum loudly*
>>51614959
good goy
>>51615033
*glares at you*
>>51615062
Tunbridge Wells right
can I delete all my album art images once I've added them to iTunes?
Lads, how can I solve the cognitive dissonance in my head?
I agree that global warming is probably a problem and something should probably be done. But I don't want to make my life a living hell of taxes and buying expensive and crap electric cars. So I can't support any kind of global warming policy.
I mean if we could suddenly click out fingers and live in a completely eco friendly world with hydrogen powered cars I'd be all for it. But fuck off I'm not paying more tax to drive my car you fucking hippies.
We're all just part of The Game
>>51615047
We have an open plan office.
>>51615062
Ah Greenhithe, I know what you're saying.
Fantastic place.
BLEARGH
Jun desu lads, the others as well actually because i'm very nice
>>51615133
delete this
>>51615097
>>51615097
you CIA bro?
>>51614891
>hand over my social media accounts.
meaning what
>>51614928
What actually is going on in this pic?
>>51615114
Your mum's on the game
>>51615133
>>51615097
Uh, you don't get to shitpost
>>51615047
t. Machine operator
>>51615158
you know it bro
>>51615166
It's Chris chan mixing his cum with fanta m8
