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tulips from amsterdam
hey
poolips
close the borders
back to whence you came
>>>/a/
Azusa
yoyoyo
Kpop 2bh faam
Hi x
Brother showed me the Sershie poster he got me for christmas before
very good
Unnamed Oriental
Ritsu
when did you guys leave /b/?
i probably did when the banana meme started to get spammed too often
anyone from UCL here lads?
Prefer Arise to Stand Alone Complex and I'm NOT afraid to say it.
honestly think ive evolved into an extrovert these days lads. genuinely get very depressed and down if i havent done anything social for a while.
>>51612817
Fuck of Chang.
>>51612819
>The smell of synthetic cheese and deep-fried butter wafts through the thread
>>51612704
imposter
>>51612731
How's your job going pal?
just got back from the woods where i was planning to top myself lads. just sat and cried for a bit and tried doing it but pussied out every time hahaha what am i like x
>>51612876
this desu, days with no small talk with qt coworker go slower
>>51612856
DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE
your oneitis just sent a nude snapchat to an alpha male
>>51612891
Cute 16 year old m8
is there something going on rn that its so ded or wat
![[a-s]_g.i.t.s._s.a.c._-_12_-_tachikoma_runs_away,_a_movie_directors_dream__rs2_[1080p_bd-rip][5D295C2C].mkv_snapshot_11.37_[2015.04.30_22.37.48].png](https://i.imgur.com/vHVgBdf.jpg "[a-s] g.i.t.s. s.a.c. - 12 - tachikoma runs away, a movie directors dream rs2 [1080p bd-rip][5D295C2C].mkv snapshot 11.37 [2015.04.30 22.37.48]")
>>51612856
Wasteman
>>51612971
everyones shagging their gfs, why arent you?
>>51612971
unless you want me to post A N I M E i got nothing to say atm
>>51612971
thursday, people are probably out.
>>51612941
haha lad nice one. Why were you going to off yourself?
>>51612877
>implying
>>51613006
not gonna get 99 ranged shagging gfs 2bh
>>51613020
no thats alright
>>51613033
no friends, no future, no gf etc x
having a nice relax on the sofa watching a film
pic related
>yfw janny is a weeb
>>51613020
>A N I M E
>>51613066
just become a plumber
Doing my 4th poo of the day
>>51612899
Yeah it's alright, took about 80 calls today and it's very busy thanks to black friday but it's going better than I thought it would and my confidence is improving. Pay is shit though and sometimes I have to do lunch on my own which makes me nervous so some days I don't eat lunch because anxiety but other than that it is going quite well
Got the chance to lose my virginity to this girl from work. Should I do it?
>>51613107
you got the shits mate?
>>51613069
do you have autism? genuinely curious
>>51613111
why would you be anxious about lunch...
>>51613117
I could live under those tits.
>>51613111
Are you a call centre manager?
Lads is it normal for tesco to have flats on the roof? I was walking around having a cheeky cig last night and I decided to investigate tescos roof because it had some stairs leading to the top and when I reached the top it was a bunch of flats. Shits weird as fuck, especially since if you live in those flats you have to walk through the tescos loading area and shit.
Im a cold ass nigga
*puts on a blanket*
>>51613083
janny before chinkmoot purged animescum
janny after chinkmoot doesn't lift a finger
did Are Janny get replaced?
>>51613117
Yes, nice chebs
>>51613131
not that I am aware of, friend
>>51613171
because people watch you eat and stuff
>>51613188
Nah I just take calls
>>51613117
if you like fatties go for it
>>51613117
no
have some self-respect
>>51613207
That's a lie and you know it.
Just cooked up about £25 of beef fillet as steaks, steamed asparagus on the side, bit of dijon too.
Was peng lads. You?
AZONTO
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>>51613197
its for the workers they have on-call
Alright lads B.O.B. by Outkast or Pump It by Black Eyed Peas?
>>51613265
Had microwave pasta for the 4th dinner running
>>51613197
Not unless it's a metro. Is this the Gateshead one?
>>51613254
is not. It was honestly glorious seeing threads started with noncey anime OPs get BTFO almost instantly, with janny's blessing to continue on to a better thread
we don't see that at all these days, half the threads are made by nonces now :(
>>51613265
You an actual billionaire? I'm eating dust and cum again tonight
>>51613227
jesus christ m8, get some medication
>>51613311
Not even a contest lad. B.O.B. trounces that trollop with ease.
>>51613265
Supermarket chinky
>>51613312
>>51613313
fucking grim
>>51613368
Live with the parents for the time being, they had it left over from some meal a month or so ago. Was vacuum packed in the freezer and they didn't want it 2bh.
I suppose they're 'billionaires' will spend £120+ on a cut of meat.
>>51613370
I asked my doctor but she suggested CBT so I told her no
what can I do
>>51613355
Yes it is.
The janny only removed it when there was avatarfagging.
Anyway, in the post-mood age the administration has been wanting to bring the site back to its origins.
>>51613265
round steak mince, peas, carrots and chili peppers
it was pretty tasty 2bh
>>51613227
best of luck lad. Just don't turn normie on us x
>>51613465
get drunk and chill with strangers down at the pub.
we need to study black people and find out how they dont fall for women 2bh
>>51613465
Why didn't you want to do CBT?
It helped me quite a bit
oops
>>51613313
>there are people that unironically eat this for dinner
so depressing
>>51613504
I went the pub with people from work a couple of weeks ago but I don't really change when I'm drunk anyway, 10 years of depression and anxiety fucked my shit up senpai
>>51613498
I'm getting somewhat close to it desu, I talk to this girl in work everyday and she seems to like me and I want her to be my gf so I'm working on that
>>51613549
I did counselling at the start of the year but it didn't really help 2bh
So I made an xhamster profile and decided to identify as female for a laugh.
>there are literally British girls in this thread right now, posting along side you and potentially laughing at your gimmicks
>>51613621
>janny
>>51613465
Isn't there anyone you are friendly with or can sit with during lunch? People will be happy to meet you.
>>51613489
honestly not a fan, the t b h purging was one thing but the total tolerance of mentally ill animefags infiltrating every board without a finger laid on them is just a step too far.
nu4chan was actually alri'. yeah the normies infiltrated everywhere in the winter of moot's era, but it's honestly better than the edgy ebic memes that "classic" 4chan was. making 4chan classic again is just going to make the place literally reddit
>>51613621
string some of them along for some janny - /brit/ roleplay
>>51613617
>muh depression
>Go to take a shower
>Share shower with 2 female house mates
>Plug blocked with massive piece of hair again
>MASSIVE piece of hair stuck to the wall. Like literally the strands were a foot long and if that went missing from my hair I'd have a 2" square bald patch
Why do women fucking shed hair so much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdzEfAmfjrA
live sargon, thunderfoot and a few others lads streaming
get in here for the best modern intellectuals around
>>51613639
they're almost certainly autismal heffers
>>51613659
I know some people from when I started training but we all have different breaks and lunch times most of the time and I can't just sit with a stranger because that'd be weird, when I have the same lunch as people I know then it's fine because we just go and eat but I panic on my own :c
>>51613724
Don't bully this is a no bully zone
>>51613741
stop posting this race traitor
>>51613736
because its cute
shave them
>>51613666
Devil trips - devil always lies la
Eh, if you can't handle the animefags you are welcome to leave, they've been here longer here then you and I, so they haven't 'infiltrated' anywhere since they were here first.
>>51613811
>Dropping hair everywhere like some kind of Chernobyl victim
>Cute
>>51613808
commie spotted
>>out
would really like to suck a cock right now lads
not even gay tbf
>>51613736
Idk but I once had to unclog my gf and her roommates drain (both have long hair) and I'm still trying to forget the things I saw.
Used an old family trick: took a wire coat hanger, unfolded it until it was straight, made a tiny hook at the end. Proceeded to pull out a couple pounds of decomposing hair, shampoo, human oils and fuck knows what else. I gagged and retched but got it done
The horror...
>>51613885
>not wanting a girl to shave her pits and pubes over your face
i want to taste her sweat
>>51613885
oh sorry i meant their long hair is cute.
we're not supposed to see behind the scenes
why are you sharing accommodation with women
>tfw improve diet and now I leave skid marks with pretty much every shit
S M H
>>51613908
sounds a bit gay
>>51613908
nothing gay about it lad don't worry
>>51613908
come here
*unzips dick*
I walk across the rooftops
>>51613893
Me on the pull
>>51613931
most my shits come out 90% water
>>51613893
How the fuck is that rose floating there?
Anime is so unrealistic sometimes
>>51613994
it is in her mouth silly
>>51613908
very gay
You know, these Yanks are alright lads
>>51613991
what do you eat/how bad is your hygiene?
That's unhealthy m8
>>51614005
Her? Does this anime feature a ghost? I don't get it
>>51613931
>not carrying a few wet wipes
Your fault desu
>tfw no gallbladder
>>51614007
Because they can copypasta?
>>51614034
thought i ate alright, been like this for about 4 years no matter what i eat
usually shit 5 times a day on average, don't get the desperate feeling of needing a shit, they just come out watery
>>51614040
good meme x
>>51613736
hairdyes, straightening etc.
without all of that fake crap, they lose normal amount of hair (enough for regrowth)
>>51614007
>flavouring
>not the Yank "flavoring"
Brit with proxy detected
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â–² â–²
>>51614056
not skids on my boxers, in the toilet bowl. Have to use the brush on the regs now, it's not fun.
So do you lads prefer the Korean version of TTS' new song or the English version?
>>51614096
>usually shit 5 times a day on average, don't get the desperate feeling of needing a shit, they just come out watery
u ded
>>51614007
cringe, england is dead.
>>51614183
don't think i am mate
>>51614208
>Le country has gone to le dogs
yeah good one m8
>>51614180
link it
>>51614150
>mfw I still don't know how to do this.
Do you just copy/paste it?
>>51614150
â–²
▲▲
>>51614257
>people literally cannot triforce
KILL YOURSELF
is sershe lad dead?
>>51614250
English: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXbwcq6WZ-M
Korean: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL34w0xql7s
>>51614236
>thinks 5 diarrhea poos a day is healthy
>thinks im serious when i'm telling him he's dead right this this minute
u trolling
COMBINATION STYLE
_____________T
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>>51614354
The normies got him.
>>51614354
No I'm here but I've been working 9-6 so I haven't got much time to post
>>51614377
Ladies and gentlemen
>>51614358
it's alright
When I am sad
I am sad
And when I'm happy
Oh god I'm happy.
suicide is the main killer of men under 30 or whatever
proving that men need feminism just as much as women.
>>51614358
>that intro
m8..
her face when you [spoiler]confess[/spoiler]
>>51612619
you are a tulip from amsterdam
>>51614388
plus the jannies blew you the fuck out
>>51612619
Fuck off chavs
>>51614180
>Tae's cute english
>>51614282
∆
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>>51614436
are you from kent?
letting off proper stinkers lads :)
>>51614436
>>51614427
>that intro
Didn't even watch it yet.
It was some cringe rap wasn't it.
Koreans are extremely Yankified, and don't have to live with American blacks so they eat it all up as a cute pipe dream.
>>51614451
Not really, I was banned for 3 days for doing gay RP, it was quite homophobic 2bh and extremely rude
Superior Christmas kpop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S40k0Bx5puE
>>51614475
for some reason the old method no longer works. think moot removed it to stop spam
>>51614509
no. they made you stop avatarring like a twat.
>>51614510
didn't know bestie ever put out a christmas song
>>51614504
It's a Ballard m8
>>51614456
t. Ruben Dijkstra
saw a person today that was the same height as me, dressed the same as me, walked in the same way as I did, looked similar to me
>>51614571
It's called a mirror, love.
>>51614548
No they didn't, I've never been banned for avataring because I don't avatar. I was only banned for off topic posts
>>51614571
spoopy
>>51614558
>TTS ballad
Am I dreaming.
>>51614571
wew lad
>>51614571
might have been a man in the mirror
eating a pack of 12 milkyways for tea lads ahada
>tfw you see Orientals on the other side of the world singing about the birth of our lord.
The west has won culture.
>>51614571
Did you tip fedoras to each other?
Why are the Irish so hostile and obnoxious? It's my experience. Shame really.
What does /brit/ do for a living?
>>51614617
are you asking him to change his ways?
how i lose man boobs lads
>>51614662
jjb manager
Why is the raw salad at Wagamama so fucking hit and miss? Sometimes I'll order it and it's done perfectly, lots of that GOAT dressing, loads of those based crunchy bits, right proportions of vegetables etc. Sometimes I'll order it though and it's clearly a rushed job, not mixed in properly, wilted lettuce, no crunchy bits, hardly any dressing. It's fucking infuriating. I get this shit on Deliveroo, it's not like I can get a waitress to take it back
I hate this kind of shoddy inconsistency. How fucking dead inside does a chef have to be to knowingly send off shitty food? More importantly, what's the best way to complain and have it never happen again?
>>51614662
student and part time support worker
Had two Lion bars today - I've hit rock bottom.
>>51614662
machine operator
>>51614691
>being fat
Literally how is this fucking possible
How fucking lazy are you? Do you literally eat uncontrollably you fat fucking shit
>>51614662
I'm a dan
>>51614676
nah, hes alri
>>51614436
K E N T
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Where abouts lad?
>>51614693
>ordering salads at restaurants
>>51614662
Accounting student that draws shit for spare cash.
> tfw no tuition fees tho
>>51614691
get hormones and turn them into real boobs
>you will never chew on a bunch of gallstones
Why live?
>the washing up
>>51614733
I have a glandular genetic, I'll have you know.
>>51614662
Programmer.
No programming qualifications. Just a generic degree
Ayy lmao.
>>51614638
>Jesus of Nazareth
>western
fucking choon las
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM
>>51614662
Call centre machine operator manager and professional tuba player.
>>51614662
I help safeguard online communities against poor quality posting and early threads
>>51614756
me at the back with the lads
>>51614777
alri John
>>51614662
PHP developer, 42 grand
>>51614756
>not having a cheeky salad on the side of a meat-based meal
enjoy your novitamins, utter cretin
Wow you guys have shite jobs.
>>51614795
You fucking racist
>>51614833
Rude
>>51614823
>lettuce
>vitamins
lel
>>51614662
Senior twink analyst
Give me something good to wank to lads
>>51614833
Those are the only /brit/ approved jobs desu.
>>51614662
Until today, I worked for a supermarket. I was dismissed for refusing to hand over my social media accounts.
I'm going to take them for unfair dismissal.
C H O O N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgcCev5F1hA
>>51614833
t. machine manager.
>>51614891
Hahaha, this better be a meme.
>>51614833
no i don't. 0 time spent in oppressive offices, out and about doing shit like free trips to the cinema and swimming pools. its great 2bh.
>>51614875
>a salad just has lettuce in it
utter fool
don't reply to me again
>>51614811
Been looking into jobs like that lad, what pay do you get?
>>51614927
I wish it was.
>>51614833
>Wow you guys have shite jobs.
Alright Mark we can't all work for Barclays
Did a think lads.
I think the Holocaust probably did happen now.
>>51614904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xTGrfs5TXM
COMFY
CHOONS
>>51614944
He does it for free
>>51614833
We can't all be JJB store managers m8
>>51614891
this has to be a joke
were you the lad from last night?
>>51614944
The satisfaction of knowing that people appreciate my work
>>51614777
Sounds like an interesting life
>>>/ck/7134811
>>>/ck/7134811
Lmao, why are yanks so fucking sensitive?
>>51614833
we can't all be machine operator managers
>>51614944
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>>51614966
holy shit
yes
this song was best song in Driver '76
banger
*slurps tea loudly*
>he works in an office
I'd literally kill myself if I had to go to the same beige cubicle farm and make small talk all day.
>>51614755
the only worthwhile place
>>51614482
no
Ten days to go, lads.
>>51615033
*tuts barely audibly*
>>51615033
*slurps cum loudly*
>>51614959
good goy
>>51615033
*glares at you*
>>51615062
Tunbridge Wells right
can I delete all my album art images once I've added them to iTunes?
Lads, how can I solve the cognitive dissonance in my head?
I agree that global warming is probably a problem and something should probably be done. But I don't want to make my life a living hell of taxes and buying expensive and crap electric cars. So I can't support any kind of global warming policy.
I mean if we could suddenly click out fingers and live in a completely eco friendly world with hydrogen powered cars I'd be all for it. But fuck off I'm not paying more tax to drive my car you fucking hippies.
We're all just part of The Game
>>51615047
We have an open plan office.
>>51615062
Ah Greenhithe, I know what you're saying.
Fantastic place.
BLEARGH
Jun desu lads, the others as well actually because i'm very nice
>>51615133
delete this
>>51615097
you CIA bro?
>>51614891
>hand over my social media accounts.
meaning what
>>51614928
What actually is going on in this pic?
>>51615114
Your mum's on the game
>>51615097
Uh, you don't get to shitpost
>>51615047
t. Machine operator
>>51615158
you know it bro
>>51615166
It's Chris chan mixing his cum with fanta m8
Who never gotten a (You) here?
>>51615187
Ron Perlman is looking good.
i NEED a kyary gf lads
>>51614662
I play fruit machines
>>51615229
not you lad x
@51615229
Not me
>>51615242
me in the pic desu
>>51615263
Thanks I was just about to order a helium tank
DESIGNATED
(You) Kill yourself
>>51615276
london
>tfw The Game decides it's time for you to go and you get used like a dispensable pawn
>>51614959
The only thing that strikes me as untrue with the whole holocaust things is the amount of victims and the speed at which observers said the whole process of gassing a victim to burning their body was.
You can't burn bodies that fast. Modern ovens in crematoria take several hours.
>>51615112
global warming is the greatest myth of our time.
Are you environmentally conscious?
>>51615325
>The Game
ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk
>>51615355
I never litter and walk as much as a can
(sidenote: I do not own a car)
she said she got some issues and she thought i was gon listen
>>51615190
>If I took off the trip would you die?
>It would be extremely painful
>You're a tall guy
>For you
>>51615325
>that pic
Imagine being on Salvia and having someone right behind you yelling that at you but you can't see the person.
>Anon?
>Where are you anon?
>Come here man I gotta show you something
my oversized cock is rock hard
>>51614096
Mate go to a doctor that isn't good
>>51615408
>Salvia
dude woaaaaaah hard-core like woah
>Poleaboo has cost the taxpayer over £10,000 this year alone
>>51615342
And why would the Germans allocate so many resources to ethnic genocide in the middle of a war!
>>51615440
I've literally been on that cruise, those stairs are too familiar
filled in a captcha then decided not to post but dont want to waste it desu
wish i had been an RAF pilot waiting on the call coming through after the vote
>>51614599
hi sersh :3
>>51615532
>relishing the thought of killing innocent people
weirdo
if you dont wear a watch youre not a man
>>51615342
>You can't burn bodies that fast. Modern ovens in crematoria take several hours.
they didn't burn all the bodies, and many they did not completely
that's why near the end of the war they tried to cover their tracks by shoveling all the corpses into pits and attempting to bury or burn the whole lot of them as fast as possible
>>51615558
>isis are innocent
gigapaki
>>51615542
JOHN
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>>51615532
Murdering fantasist scum
>>51615569
>Look at me I'm an attent- brberbehjbrewfbe
>>51615558
yes, as soon as the vote went through the very first thing we did was target random innocent civilians rather than known IS hotspots we've been wanting to target for months
mong
>>51615558
more like setting fire to oil fields
i'm a green voter
>>51615569
why
>>51615488
>And why would the Germans allocate so many resources to ethnic genocide in the middle of a war!
Because they thought they would win and it would be doing the world a favour?
Have you read the transcripts for the Wannsee Conference where the final solution was plotted out? They thought the world would thank them.
BBC made it into a film https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_(2001_film)
>>51615569
That was funny
>>51615599
no u
i visited Sam(nullrez) over break
wew
Come, cheer up, my lads, 'tis to glory we steer, to add something more to this wonderful year
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
>>51615605
Rasheed
fuck off
>>51615558
>killing innocent people
kek.
1. The RAF has only bombed oil fields since the vote got called in yesterday
2. ISIS are not 'innocent'
3. If you're worried about civilian casualties, those are uncommon with modern, wealthy, competent and experienced western air forces such as the RAF
so stop complaining you stupid fucking paki
>>51615625
drinking culture
require a black gf as a matter of grave urgency
>>51615636
I wannsee that conference in person
watching edge of tomorrow. anyone want to spoil it for me?
leet haha
>>51615440
requesting the webm of the york university slag doing the same thing
>>51615698
>gif
fuck off
wish we had a really big plane that could drop a really big load of bombs onto some really big baddies lads
>>51615658
*tucks you in without further incident*
>Americans eat blueberry and waffles with fried chicken.
>>51615686
Tomorrow never dies
>>51615658
I'll fuck you in
>>51615644
cool how is he doing
do you still go to /g/? how did you find me here anyway are you stalking me? have you listened to To The Stars? thoughts on tom leaving blink again? still ricing? how's life? so many questions smH
>>51615698
would like this as well
literal syrian here
if you don't support coalition airstrikes then you are a fucking terrorist paki that needs to be gassed
>>51615636
So they lost the war and ruined their country on purpose?
Sex will always sell as long as we allow primitive dominance of simpletonia - a state where a lot of people live.
>>51615636
desu it was more to cover up their warcrimes as things were winding down for them rather than some delusion of doing the world a favor.
they know they had done some awful shit in the camps and the Final Solution was just a hasty "clean up" job to basically dispose of the evidence and silence any witnesses.
if they had more time before surrender they could have blamed the Russians for killing the prisoners, or disease, or outright just buried the bodies where they wouldn't be found.
>>51615658
*tucks you in*
*stand behind you*
*flops my big flaccid cock onto your face*
>>51615763
get
OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTtttttt
>>51614980
It's not a joke, and yeah I am.
>>51615164
Someone's been leaking secrets about the company (not me), and I refused to let them see my Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and other social media accounts.
Twist: I don't actually have any of them.
just copped these from the offy
there's literally nothing wrong with London
>>51615671
>3. If you're worried about civilian casualties, those are uncommon with modern, wealthy, competent and experienced western air forces such as the RAF
Uncommon isn't good enough
Even 1 is too high
Not in my nane
>find cute pornstar
>search for her on the pirate bay
>she's been blacked
Life truly is a tragic comedy
Clock just got trips
>that one poor cunt who wants a sophie edition but keeps getting keked
>>51615763
fuck off paki, I hope you get deported back home and we drop a bomb right on your head
>>51615827
agree
>The Nazi party seized power in 1933 and started pressuring Jews to leave Germany
>They started exterminating them in 1939
Why didn't the Jews just leave?
qt school girl sat next me on the bus today lads
>tfw no schoolgirl gf
>>51615698
>>51615827
>>51615867
Most of the people who post about London being a paki-infested shithole are just salty cunts who would move to London in a heartbeat if they could afford it
fucking why are girls on dating apps so picky, im a decent lad with a decent job and decent friends and im fucking decent basically and play guitar and intelligent and fucking like culture and open minded and can cook and help around the house and get shit done basically, i'm stoic as fuck, but im ugly as fuck so its like they look at my pictures and its lkie"lol no sorry" without getting to know the real me man, why i gotta be ugly man fuck
>>51615875
bit suspect
>>51615827
this
literally the rest of the UK is a savage undeveloped shithole
pic related
@51615804
my "gigapaki" post was only further memery i'll have you know
satisfaction will not be given from this post due to smugness
>>51615820
You will win that case lad
I would stop posting about it however because you should keep everything quiet and let the courts handle it and you don't want anything you say here to come back to bite you
>>51615827
there wouldn't be if it wasn't for the political structure of the nation giving London tremendous power.
even urban multiculturalism isn't a bad thing, Orientals manage cosmopolitan megacities very well without any of the issues we have with minorities.
>>51615870
hubris
>>51615870
because they all had lives there. are you stupid?
>America literally bombed a doctors without borders hospital a few weeks ago.
How long before we commit some "collateral damage" lads
>>51615910
what's that?
Has anyone here ever been to the Down house in Kent (where Charles Darwin lived)?
>>51615885
L M A O
cheers
>>51615904
it is ok to look
>>51615827
Yes there is; relatives that I hate live there.
>>51615910
>actually using public wifi
>not having 4g anywhere
w e w
>>51615875
Poleaboo got to experience this fairly frequently while he was working and travelled via bus during the early hours
>>51615875
nonce
All rise for the national anthem of the Islamic Republic of Iran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU
still haven't spoken to that girl at work I really fancy lads haha
I fantasise every day about the future we could have together, dates we could go on, amazing sex we could have and the fear of rejection is what keeps me from talking to her hahahah
>>51615755
>cool how is he doing
he's gud. also studying cs like me. he goes to uni a few hours away from me tho.
>do you still go to /g/?
ye
>how did you find me here anyway are you stalking me?
maybe
> have you listened to To The Stars?
nop
>thoughts on tom leaving blink again?
sounds like mark and travis are being right gits mate
> still ricing?
here and there. not as much tho 'cause I don't have much time anymore ;)
>how's life?
good senpai. been dating and living with my gf I met freshman year for almost two years now lad. not the qt3.14 chain smoking blonde ukrainian, that's sooo highschool :3
>>51615870
>1939
they wanted to resettle them or deport them up until like 1941 or 42 mate
>>51615946
Disgusting
>>51615902
Maybe it's to do with the fact that you're a whiny beta bitch boy
>want to purge the orc filth
>past my bedtime tho
>>51615942
>"Hello my fine Jewish fellow, we are the Nazis, we have already enacted massive amounts of laws against your kind and our supporters attack you on a daily basis, maybe it would be best if you left before something happens?"
>"Nah I'm good"
>>51615957
Yes it was pretty comfy if I remember correctly
>>51615966
what was the point of this comment and what does it have to do with my picture
>>51615959
you're welcome
it's not actually york uni i just made the filename up when i saved it x
>>51616009
Just go for a lad you've got nothing to lose
Unless you're like me who suffered a psychotic episode after being rejected by a qt at work and had to go on sick leave for months haha
>>51616081
you don't remember?
>>51615870
a lot of them did
more tried but were denied by other nations and sent back to Germany
and a lot simply didn't want to abandon their homes/families/friends or otherwise thought it would blow over.
also a lot of Jews who did leave didn't go far enough, running to France or the lowlands only to have the Germans come to them.
>>51616009
>amazing sex
blowing your load before she even touches you doesn't count as amazing sex lad
>>51616032
fucking man i never whine man im a fucking stoic as fuck motherfucker im only whining here because theres no where else to go holy shit goddamn what am i supposed to do keep my thoughts inside its fucking like goddamn, id be whiny if i was all oneitis or crying about dumb shit and being depressed boo hoo but i like my life actually so where the fuck is my goddamn girlfriend already holy shit
>>51616083
literally looked at it for two (2) seconds 2bh
what is it
>>51616101
>a girl at work
>nothing to lose
bad advice
where should i buy a sofa lads
decided that I'll come into the lecture tomorrow having not done my work so I can give it in for Tuesday instead
>>51616119
look at the picture again you melt
>>51615969
I experience it daily on my way to work, quite pleasant 2bh it seems girls these days are much more attractive than when I was at school plus they all seem to have bigger boobs unless that's push up bras or something. It's not my fault anyway it's not like girls are suddenly attractive when they turn the legal age that's nonsense
>>51616012
> have you listened to To The Stars?
>nop
W H E N?
>good senpai. been dating and living with my gf I met freshman year for almost two years now lad. not the qt3.14 chain smoking blonde ukrainian, that's sooo highschool :3
Normie twat haha, I got a job and I work in a call centre now and I like this girl there and think she likes me but I'm beta and I'm working on it slowly but surely. She rested her boobs on me when she came over to me today and gave me a bit of a cuddle it was excellent. Glad to hear you're doing well
>>51616131
this
>>51616116
>im a fucking stoic as fuck motherfucker
you sound like an autismo with a big ego
Laura Whittmore is Poleaboos waifu
He however will not be posting pics of her here and becoming a waifufag for the same reason he never posted pics of his previous waifus (while in a clear mental state)
They are his property and he will not share them
>>51615957
>kent
>>51616144
heard nfs might be having a sale
>>51616106
I was like 10
>>51616116
git gud, I get so many matches that I don't even reply to most of them
“I don’t know… I think I’d like to say only that they should learn to be alone and try to spend as much time as possible by themselves. I think one of the faults of young people today is that they try to come together around events that are noisy, almost aggressive at times. This desire to be together in order to not feel alone is an unfortunate symptom, in my opinion. Every person needs to learn from childhood how to be spend time with oneself. That doesn’t mean he should be lonely, but that he shouldn’t grow bored with himself because people who grow bored in their own company seem to me in danger, from a self-esteem point of view." - Tarvosky (when asked what to advise young people)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-dKGd67g0Y&feature=youtu.be
literally going to melt with H Y P E
>Be Nazi
>Be obsessed with scientific advancement
>Tell Jews to get out your country
>Einstein says ok and leaves
>Helps build the nuclear bomb and advance allied science way beyond germany.
fb.com/dylanevansofficial/videos/1089429714424394/
did the man punch the other man? did the other man get hurt?
>>51616158
no i will not how does that make you feel
Britishness? Fucking grow up. It's a line on a map and a word in a passport. The 'british values' you are afraid of losing, stem from an arrogant sense of unfounded nationalism. Any intrinsic difference you see in people is purely in your brain. You're welcome to bring up ethics and law, but again, do you really believe that individuals that emigrate to other countries, repress the 'culture' of that country?
>>51616241
>gif
fuck off
>>51616116
Go and meet people irl
Maybe dating sites are not the way forward
Also lift. You can ugly as fuck but girls won't care that much if you're ripped. People who lift and do cardio are also objectively better looking
JOOCY slags
>>51616251
haha, dogs will cry
>>51616251
everytime i click on a facebook video it tries to get me to reactivate my account
not a fan
>>51615827
Wouldn't live there if you paid me
>>51616170
S 0 0 N
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0
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nice mate. you should use some smooth lines one day to woo her :))) i believe in u mate.
there is this yoga teacher who is friends with one of my other friends. She is G O R G E O U S (11/10) lad but she is also dating someone else. I feel like a bit of a twat but I can't stop thinking about her ;(((
>>51616307
where did you get this picture of me
might have an early night
>>51616241
germany was the most technologically advanced country tbf
I have maybe 4 alright profile pictures on tinder and my bio description just says "South Wales".
got thousands of matches, but no proper stunners. should I write more on my bio for more attractive matches?
>>51616307
i'd look like that if i lost some weight
>>51616264
fuck off abdul
>>51616304
me on the right
>>51616304
gr0ss m8
>>51616304
post full collection, you're bound to have more
having a wank over jessie rogers
>>51616324
J U ST
I feel well sick I had subway cookies :c need a belly rub
>>51616304
impressive
about to fucking cave lads
>>51616321
because you couldn't afford it even if I did
>>51616333
That's actually a meme, Germany had lots of completely useless gadgets while the allies focused on shit that could win the war.
Plus the allies developed Jets and Nuclear bombs before the Nazis.
>>51616251
them bloody politicians! running the country grr
>>51616337
>>51616337
wish I was ok looking
I have never had 1 ok picture of me in my life
>>51616417
Also it's a grimy paki infested shit hole
what should i wear to an interview at next lads?
>>51616304
why is your willy back to front
>>51616241
Nazis were a bunch of meathead cunts
funny to because they never had a majority in the Reichstag but because the leftist parties were so petty and couldn't stop fighting one another the Nazis basically dominated the government.
at any point the Communists and Socialists could have agreed to work together for like just the bare minimum to just push the Nazis out of power, but they couldn't agree which shade of red was the best.
one reason why no one should respect the Social-Left
>>51616404
life is cruel mate. sometimes I go to the cafe she works at in hopes that she takes my order ;D
*rubs*
>>51616451
Righto lad.
>>51616465
A fedora
>>51616465
full addidas tracksuit and ralph laurens
>>51616451
>implying
beyond the schools the only obvious foreigners you see are ching chongs
>>51616391
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpdQIljuFc6cCs26Y-zy7SA
>>51616332
actually scratch that I'm having a wank
>>51616181
im the fucking best man ive got a job and ive got like a career and shit and im really chill guy according to women that i know so what am i doin wrong sorry i dont surfboard and shit
>>51616204
git gud what so loike get plastic surgery
>>51616289
>girls won't care that much if you're ripped
fuckin shallow btiches all they give a fuck about is muscles and looks gfuck it man my life is a lie, even if i was rich and the most cool awesome perosn in the world it dont matter unless i fuckin supermodel hunk man fuck...
>>51616422
not all of it was useless, but even if most of it was that doesn't mean it wasn't advanced for it's time
there's a reason the allies went mental trying to nab their scientists after the war
>>51616465
nothing ;)
>>51616406
>>51616380
Just 4 u
>>51616479
I think the fact that a communist burnt down the Reichstag had something to do with it too la.
It made the German public angry.
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD
>>51616527
mind if i join you?
business proposition: make a new thread
>>51616553
are you a trap
>>51616514
I live near enough that I can be there within 1 hour once on the train, but I have literally no desire to live there.
>>51616566
you are the common link
>>51616516
>>51616391
meant to link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkx0nuvRceA
think youtube is down also it isn't loading for me
>>51616553
very bad lad
havent seen the oneitis since halloween safe to say its probably over
>>51616584
>>51616601
no, a regular grill
>>51616538
>complaining that women aren't interested in an uggo on a one night stand site/app
nonce
Why is Live at the Apollo so shit? Its labelled as a comedy show but I haven't laughed once.
>>51616618
post belly
>>51616566
GOT KICKED IN THE HEAD
>>51616553
excellent
>>51616612
don't give up hope
What the fuck do women even want anyway, I still seem to get girlfriends and girls interested in me now and again but they are still a mystery to me
>>51616564
>actually believing the communists burnt it and not a false flag by hitler
l m a o
NEW OLD THREAD
>>51608862
>>51608862
>>51608862
>>51616564
desu most likely the Nazis did it themselves and blamed the commies.
but the commies had been acting like petty shits for years prior anyways including throwing Germany into turmoil with a mass uprising during the unstable revolutionary period.
people didn't like them but really their infighting cost Germany and Europe millions of lives.
Why Britain is great.
>>51616622
not usin fuckin tinder man im using some pof its the best but just get this fuckin bich whos like "hey u nfucking " shouldf i be using a paid site or sometyhing fuck? i have a big nose and big eyebrows but my mum says im pretty
>>51616539
Nazis were pretty dumb tho.
>Hey shall we put money into regular proven planes or make some rocket memecraft that has a 20 second flight time before it runs out of fuel then becomes a very expensive glider.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRbEBf_ShDA&feature=youtu.be&t=39s
my song atm
>>51616734
tbf they were desperate af
hitler's fault anyway, if his mates had it they way they wanted they would have actually been able to finish and deploy the wasserfall which would have been useful af
just took a crash course lads
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