/brit/
- Home
- Board: /int/ - International
- Reading: /brit/
01/12/2015, 21:16 Edition
usa
doing a yawn
>>51522393
memes
taste that lean when you kiss my mouth
tara
>>51522470
fuck off yank
>>51522470
get absolutely cuCked
>>51522513
wew
>nearly 2016
literally haven't achieved anything this year. Might as well kill myself
what did do wrong lads?
>>51522527
Are you green or white
>>51522520
how do i change it
>I shop at ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''asos''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Maisie
>>51522513
i am very aroused
>>51522567
greens obvs
Bought Just Cause 3 and then straight after i found out i might be losing my job
I have 30 quid left
>>51522527
you should be banned for being underage
>>51522608
Autism
gf just sent me this haha
>>51522527
>Talk to me
i just lost 80 quid because PSG didn't beat Angers
>>51522608
good job la'
don't do it all the time though
>>51522594
what is the doodle relax lounge
>>51522480
but then I wouldn't gauge a reaction for days
effort
>>51522664
haha why would she send you a pic of a jap girl haha desu haha
>>51522715
Lad, have you ever actually dealt with a woman before? Especially one that's so desperate for validation?
>>51522681
No, you didn't win 80 quid
Doesn't mean you actually lost 80 quid
>be a stupid horny bitch
>want to fuck a Knights Templar
>continuously try to make him break his vows because stupid horny slut
women
>>51522762
Perhaps he bet 80 quid, we don't know that
You're probably right tho
>>51522789
what anime is this
>>51522664
>that hip-to-waist ratio
Hnng
matched an 8/10 on but she's 30
freddie Caine
freddie corleone
freddie gordy
>>51522673
it worked didn't it
>>51522833
So what, just stick it in and pee
unironically no longer want to sex (with a woman)
>>51522814
attack on titan season 2
Christmas list:
one Japanese gf
>>51522853
freddie steady cook
>>51522859
Bit pathetic tbqh.
>>51522879
koreans, though
>>51522889
freds dead baby
NEED a gf lads
Losing my fucking mind here
Am I destined to be alone forever kek?
my gf
Jorgi Porter's a bit of a skank lads.
>>51522879
>tfw you wake up on christmas morning and a qt jap gf is sat on the end of your bed
>>51522942
You fucked it right up
>be me
>be talking to girl
>green eyed
>5'9
>blonde
>pretty face
>nice hair
>rejected modelling agency as she didn't want to become self-conscious
>be talking to her for a while
>did best friend things together
>played runescape together
>could've gf'd her
>be me
>say if she ever had a black boyfriend or sexual partners i can't like her
>said she hasn't but why should that matter
>attempt red pilling her
>argue
>she doesn't like me anymore
>i didn't like her anymore
>be me 6 months later
>like her again
>she's unironically doing a year abroad being pussy bashed by Hanz etc
sigh.
feels
hundred round drummer i ain't gotta reload
>>51522809
My brother always says the same nonsense
Actually gets properly on my nerves haha
http://imgur.com/gallery/VPgqB
>>51522903
well she fucked me up in the end anyway
>>51522990
I'll delete it then x
wish i never found 4chans
r8
http://i.imgur.com/MAnEf.jpg
>>51522994
Does it make you feel better when you lie to anonymous strangers on the internet lad?
Nobody believes you, just get on with it like the rest of us
>>51522760
What
It'd be far too easy just to ignore her for a few days per what she said "not to do"
That's just boring
I have 0 invested in it either way
why dont you lift?
>>51523074
get back to /r/phimosis
Business idea: Dope everyone in athetics, then nobody can cheat any more
>>51523100
joints are too weak
>>51523074
That's one ugly penis
What's with the hole in your foreskin as well?
>>51523100
i do but can' get gains because i only do it 30 seconds every 2-3 days
>>51522513
fucking hell
>>51523118
I'd love to see someone run 50 mph and then jump 12 feet in the air
>>51523017
>russell howard
>>51523082
i was prolly posting about this during the time it happened tbf
not lying
>>51522994
what the fuck is wrong with you? There are so many things to critique in this post that I'm presuming it's just bait.
Fuck off.
>>51523074
nice veins
looks a bit too tight
is it clean on the inside lad
>>51523072
4chan has improved my life immeasurably desu
Would probably be an austistic loser if not for 4chan making me realise what am autistic loser I was
>>51523128
the hole is the entire opening of that lads penis
>>51523171
kill yourself
>>51523100
lift what? shirts? bender
top most enjoyable moments of your average week
1. getting to lie in on the weekend
2. getting (you)s on 4chan
3. eating breaded cod with tartare sauce
4. hitting new PRs at gym
5. completing my econometrics homework
>>51523199
idgi love
>>51523199
sick filename fitizen
>>51523187
>>51523128
i think he had a piercing
>>51523017
BLOODY
>>51523074
How long does it take you to piss?
Does the end of your cock balloon up when you're pissing?
>>51523245
nah that's his foreskin, it's the top post from /r/phimosis i've posted it before
https://www.reddit.com/r/Phimosis/comments/1tgou5/alway_thought_mine_looked_weird_compared_to/
>>51523210
good banter tbf
>>51523215
my daily shit
>>51523172
nah, i realise my mistakes now.
>>51523281
if tha's the only hole what's with the straight line right at the end. ??
Never would have expected that, top journalism
>>51523281
>Alway thought mine looked weird compared to others.
>>51523084
>Directly disobeying a woman
>Boring
Confirmed for never doing it.
>>51523074
used to be lmao
Onken yoghurt is nice
Watching the Fresh Prince lads
I'm indian-american and let me tell you that being indian-american is great, etc.
Got a 6 inch max flaccid lads. Pubes are too long for it to look big though.
>>51523118
already happens lad
>>51523475
cut them then
>>51523215
1. Seeing friends
2. boozing/doing coke
3. Listening to music
4. Finishing on Friday
5. walking to work on a nice morning
wageslavery kills any spontaneity s m h
>>51523264
PRICK
>>51523475
shave and post pics
>>51523471
doing a powwow in your wigwam chief
are any of you as attractive as any of these british men?
good morning
>>51523517
>Taking care of your appearance
Gaylord.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRh_vgS2dFE
>>51523518
I'm really glad the Anglos genocided the wrong kind of indian desu
seriously, native americans are absolute trash
>>51523501
>1. Seeing friends
>2. boozing/doing coke
>3. Listening to music
normiescum
why do grils not like me
>>51523562
>implying there's a right kind of Indian
>>51523566
>>>/r9k/
>>>/growup/
>>51523575
you're unattractive, not confident, boring, mean?
>>51523531
any nsfw pics la?
>>51523531
>brits
>attractive
pick one
>>51523575
Inanimate objects aren't capable of emotion tbqh lad.
>>51523187
christ
http://imgur.com/a/1QrSi
>>51523531
>they will never dogpile me
sad
Who /infidel/ here?
>>51523074
looks like mine t.b.h.
>>51523592
if you want to genocide us now, then it's far too late. White Genocide is almost in full flight right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahf1OL6rFdk
love this one
>"Hello mum, dad, I'm back from my visit to Japan".
>"Here's my fiances Kieko"
How do they react?
>>51523662
>lamest
I agree with the sentiment, but fuck off yank
>>51523656
Imagine the smegma
>>51523531
>tfw look uglier than all of them
kill me
>>51523662
>mfw that's literally my post
>http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/29/isis-fighter-desperately-cries-after-being-captured-by-kurdish-forces-5532461/
Can you even imagine what they're going to do to him
>>51523709
>actually being a paki
>>51523719
Dad: k-kawaii~
>>51523531
Why do you keep posting this? Are you a nonce?
>>51523656
how is this even possible? do people not stretch it out at the age of 12 in a warm bath?
>>51523662
>>51523725
got an extension to this
>scottish comedians literally just think their accent and telling people they're from scotland passes as humour
>>51523575
make them like you
t. non-virgin
>>51523662
ave tae agree with this tae ba onest
>>51523662
Know a girl that does this. Bit annoying tbqh.
Following David Cameron's outburst, can I be honest with him? If he really cared about Syrians he would accept more refugees into the UK.
>>51523719
>dad flies off the handle
>Do you know how many of those jap bastards I garrotted in Burma? [he's 97] [note: I made this up]
>Mum is a weeb and starts preparing low quality westernised sushi and singing Jpop [note: this scenario is also very unlikely]
>>51523656
how does he even piss
>>51523830
I really like Kevin Bridges tbqh
>>51523841
>Lisicki
>t. non-virgin
Pick one
>>51523758
Is this yours as well?
i dont care where just far
>>51523712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsjLQOco35U
GOAT oldie indian song coming through
>>51523719
"I can't wait to see what type of children you two will create; I'm sure they will be fine though."
>>51523758
fuck off it's literally mine
wasn't going to post this so i don't look like a smug twat but i can't have some imposter trying to take it from me
fuck off
>>51523878
nah but that was a brilliant thread
really put scots in their place.
>>51523870
literally one of the two comics i had in mind whilst writing that post :^)
>>51523815
makes sense. i would play with it when i was little then during most of my puberty i only touched it to pee because i was scared of growing up and it definitely got tighter
>>51523782
listen here you fucking inbred im a true A R Y A N
H I N D U
>>51523760
talk shit get banged
>>51523939
i think it's mainly christian morals that are responsible for phimosis cases
>>51523932
haha m8 good one.
>>51523719
Me in march lads
5 on my dick cos I'm Ricky Martin
>>51523906
false
this is the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTPp9avA2hQ
>>51523662
tbqh, that was me typing in a scot accent and I did it for a laugh. I'm actually from Essex.
>Among so many stupid /brit/ memes, a typed accent is what everyone wets themselves over
O boy I am laffin!
>>51523975
>get banged
Literally I hope. Anally raping ISIS fighters would make them a bit wary
>>51523949
>I'M AN ACTUAL LITERAL PAKI
I can't even imagine the shame.
>>51523949
that bloke is pretty ugly if im being honest
>>51523662
daily reminder the english do the exact same thing when start going on like senpai bruv tbqhwy lad
Might go into town tomorrow and do some shopping. Also need a haircut but they always have shit people on Wednesdays because only unemployed gimps like me go to get their haircut on Wednesday mornings.
>>51524062
are you kidding? all they do is anally bang each other when they're not home with their wives
>>51524069
fAm is american
>>51524075
go in suit and pretend your own your break
>>51524057
>>51524057
no m8 it was those fucking twitter and facebook screencaps u muppet
>>51524069
literally don't m8
prove them wrong
wanna sign on again but cba for the work programme
have they scrapped it yet
>>51524121
Oh, I err stand corrected.
>>51524117
wrong
>>51524043
agreed t.bh, totally forgot about that song, that tune is god-tier
>hare krishna hare ram
reminds me of this kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLEsgP0FMQ4
>>51524115
Even better, they couldn't wait to surrender, the dirty buggers
>>51524142
no
why would the scrap it?
>>51524142
get a job you runt
>>51524142
The system works
(unlike you)
>>51524126
>Calling ISIS ISIL
>>51524064
>>51524066
im going to kill myself and these two 4chan posts will be in my note
>>51524126
is this saying we should bomb assad instead?
>>51524200
>Calling Daesh ISIS
>>51524126
>previous interventions have rendered the countries peaceful
stop this bait, cba reading the other points because of it
>>51524121
>m8
>>51524121
m8? m8? I don't believe that's the Queen's English.
>>51524219
Rasheed
>>51524224
>he's too dense to realise its written sarcastically
>>51524126
Funny as fuck
>Daesh
>"so called" Islamic state
>>51524224
It's sarcastic you dumb fucker
>>51524224
its not b8 you mongoloid
fucking autism cant even sense sarcasm go get laid you fucing weirdo virgin
>>51524219
>Calling the "so-called" Islamic State Daesh
>>51524157
>New bollywood shit
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWi2yyIOBE0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC7LyI1GVYw
>mfw charming the ladies with my sarcastic witty banter
>>51524126
>Not bombing ISIS and then carrying on bombing Assad
Lefties do realise that Assad is already bombing his own people, right?
>The Islamic State
>The "Islamic" State
>The Islamic "State"
>"The" "Islamic" "State"
>>51524282
>Calling the Islamic State the "so-called" Islamic State
Should call it the Islamic so-called "State" tbqh. Established that it's Muslim but illegitimate.
>>51524322
so you bomb everybody to oblivion then what?
just clear off?
Post your most recent facebook picture
I'll start
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mbewJGi62J
>>51524346
It's not the most imaginative name in the world is it?
>>51524322
Bomb + bomb dont make a right
they make a hole haha
>>51524126
>using half-done jobs as an excuse for not doing it right this time
>civilian casualties are already happening and will only increase if the war is not brought to a decisive close
>implying the SAA aren't moderate Moslems
>implying defeating IS won't stop the refugees
>implying it will be quick or straightforward
>this actually implies IS are better than Assad
>>51524319
>TFW charmed a girl into thinking about ending a relationship to pursue one with me
>TFW convinced her not to
Moralfaggotry is tough sometimes.
>>51524224
>namefag
>>>/snow/
>>51524322
>Going to war with Russia
>>51524362
Put an arrest warrant on Assad on account of him being a cheeky cunt for using chemical weapons
>people think that calling ISIS 'Daesh' is somehow insulting and 'fighting back' against ISIS when in actual fact they probably don't give a toss what you call them
>>51524215
nah you're fairly average to handsome looking even
>>51523531
me on the left
>>51524432
you have no right to type to me slavic scum
>>51524414
it doesnt imply any of that m8, it implies bombing is the complete wrong way to sort the situation
Business idea: start called the so called Islamic State rasheed
>>51524468
fuck off stop giving me attention
When the BBC says "The so-called Islamic State" is it because they're suggesting that it isn't Islamic or isn't a state
>>51524495
both
>>51524322
>01
>waste millions of pounds bombing ragheads when they can put that toward increasing my benefits
what a world we live in
Started a new playthrough of The Last of Us today. Just on 'normal' difficulty though (again); hard is too difficult for me.
>>51524433
>Put an arrest warrant on Assad on account of him being a cheeky cunt for using chemical weapons
ah and just leave the rubble behind?
>>51524495
isn't a state
>>51524495
it isn't an officially recognised state
>>51524495
both
but mainly about denying legitimacy
>>51524553
Then is it The So Called Palestine?
>>51524495
probably islamic knowing them
>>51524570
fuck off ya cheeky cunt
>>51522994
>red pill
I thought only amerifats were this retarded
>>51524495
It isn't a state, though they probably also believe they aren't real Muslims because they had a mate in year 6 who was Muslim and he let them play with his PSP on the last day of school so all Muslims are good blokes
>>51524545
full webm pls
>>51524570
No. Palestine is a real state getting oppressed by Jews. :^)
>>51524570
The UN recognises Palestinian statehood so its different
>>51524487
It is implying those things, but you are correct in that bombing won't solve the problem. The complete liquidation of IS's ability and will to fight must come from the bayonet as well as the bomb.
You can drop explodey shit on them all you want but to win the war you need to get in their faces and stick a bayonet in their eyes.
>>51524483
Off thyself.
Recommend me a good movie to watch tonight lads
Flicks I've recently enjoyed: Edge of Tomorrow, Oblivion
www.reddit.com/r/amiugly
they told you to tell me that you mans some wastemans
so stay in your place faMs
I want to care about sports
How do you care about sports?
pisses me off how britain is desperate to remain one of the big boys on the world stage at the cost of our quality of life
we should become irrelevant like the nordic countries and put all that military spending into improving the QoL of the citizens
>>51524650
starship troopers
>>51524650
The recent Mission Impossible film
>>51524654
>this is the top post
>>51524680
it's not military spending that keeps you from improving your quality of life lad
Sadness covers me like a blanket.
Tuck me in.
Let me die.
>>51524650
jacob's ladder
>>51524680
Lower military spending isn't what makes the Nordics have such a high quality of life
>>51524654
Surprised it's mostly men.
>>51524650
The one I love
>>51524680
we spend hardly anything on the military
I do not recognise the legitimacy of the so called 'Janny'
>>51524736
breathe out so I can breathe you in
>>51524761
how?
>>51524650
haha u gay for tom cruise?
m-me too
>>51524680
quality of life is fine though desu
>>51524736
*tucks you in*
bye
>>51524680
>pisses me off how britain is desperate to remain one of the big boys on the world stage at the cost of our quality of life
literally 2% of GDP is spent on defence
The British Armed Forces are smaller than the USMC
>>51524780
I expected women fishing for compliments.
>>51524732
more money until the military means less money for other services
why waste trillions on a nuclear deterrent that has no real purpose anymore when we can improve services like the NHS
>>51524690
>>51524791
quick, name ONE unenjoyable film Tom Cruise has done. protip: you can't
>>51524715
only if drunk
>>51524680
Yeah, even if WW3 were declared tomorrow the nukes being thrown will rely on Russia, China and America. Our nuclear arsenal won't deter anyone because we'd just be following the yanks anyway.
I would rather a better nation train service than knowing that if the world ends, we got a few million Russians/Chinese.
>>51524805
G4S has a force 3 times the size of British Army
>>51524820
Comrade Corbyn pls, you have a busy day tomorrow. Stop shitosting
>>51524820
>more money until the military means less money for other services
It's not for the sake of military spending gideon is cutting back 2bh
>>51524824
knight and day was trash
>>51524736
just keep plodding along the bridge lad
>>51524824
knight and day
>>51524808
true
but a 4/10 woman gets compliments from all types of men
a 4/10 man is usually a virgin not by choice
>>51524820
>trillions
>nuclear weapons have no real purpose any more
Please consider pooicide>>51524829
>Our nuclear arsenal won't deter anyone because we'd just be following the yanks anyway
Why do people who have no idea about military doctrine think their opinion on it actually matters?
>>51524820
>trillions
>>51524824
vanilla sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrG4TEcSuRg
>>51524866
whats your point? they are very different things
>>51524915
>a 4/10 man is usually a virgin not by choice
>trident costs "trillions"
why do people like this exist
>>51524915
>but a 4/10 woman gets compliments from all types of men
no she doesn't
How are you lads so easily baited by this nuclear deterrent shite, why mug yourself off responding to this wasteman?
>>51524923
Nuclear war doesn't have a doctrine, it's always going to end in stalemate. That's why no one has resorted to it.
anyone find it crazy how the US spends $650 billion a year on its military
the next highest spender is China at $100 billion and Russia at $70 billion
there is literally no competition. america will can outpace and destroy anything that stands in its way
>there are unironically people ITT that believe we should spend less on our military
wew, simply wew.
>>51525002
yes she does. she could go to a club and get fucked by the end of the night if she wanted to
a 4/10 guy couldnt
>>51525010
We really need to cut it down 3bh.
failed my lab haha
>>51524923
>muh MAD
this isnt the cold war anymore and we're not major players anyway. a bunch of nukes on a submarine arent gong to protect us from a bunch of pakis blowing themselves up in the middle of a shopping centre
>>51525010
in terms of GDP america doesn't that much
>>51524915
>but a 4/10 woman gets compliments from all types of men
uh no
>>51525010
I heard of this country called 'Asymmetric warfare' they couldn't beat up :^)
>>51525062
rasheed
>>51525042
no she couldn't lad
>>51525062
>we don't need MBTs, Artillery or air-superiority fighters, terrorists don't even have conventional militaries
Jog on you hack.
>>51525062
so we should be more reliant on america?
>>51525010
except not really because they're too up their own arse as the good guy to really use any of it. surprised russia or china don't take advantage of that
>>51525042
by a 4/10 lad
>>51525108
Because wasting billions on wars destabilizing Iraq and the middle east has worked out well for us, hasn't it?
>>51525117
Nah EU, lad.
>>51525062
MAD isn't employed any more. This is what I'm talking about.
> a bunch of pakis blowing themselves up in the middle of a shopping centre
is not the only threat we face.
>>51525010
>gets their pants pulled down by a bunch of south Sudoneese bean farmers with outdated Soviet spud guns
>gets not 1 but 2 planes flown into one of the most important buildings in their most major city, planned by a bunch of ragheads in a cave using Casio watches and a 56k modem
LAND OF THE FREEEEEE
>>51525143
How is that relevant?
Haven't been drinking enough water recently desu
Reminder to stay hydrated lads
>>51525117
let america police the world if they want to. desperately clinging to global relevance when we're way past it is just pathetic.
>>51525143
>destabilizing Iraq and the middle east
stabilising* you stupid paki SJW
>>51525148
I believe in you, winterchan.
>>51525195
right so you think we should be more reliant on america
>>51525162
what's this about south sudan
Are people in England/ Scotland automatic organ donors if they die, lads?
I know in Wales that if you die they can harvest you without an organ donor card, not sure about the rest of the UK.
Presuming NI isn't.
>>51525157
>Being reliant on the EU militarily
Jean-Jacque Claude d'Dupont, pls
>>51525158
Germany has no nukes to speak of, yet they're an economic powerhouse. if you think you need nukes to be relevant you're dense
I'm going out with a girl this Friday. I'm absolutely terrified. I've never done it before. What do I do lads
>>51525195
why do you assume we're 'way past it'? Bear in mind I'm not advocating interventionism, merely maintaining a capable military to defend our interests overseas and defend our island
>>51525254
Wales is literally third world.
>>51525279
fuck off
>>51525148
>tfw no cute bicycle refu-gf
>>51525254
It was in the news wasn't it? That Wales is the first
>>51525253
The Vietnam war
Think he was referencing the whole 'Japanese Anime Imageboard' gimmick
>>51525254
No, you have to sign up.
It takes literally 3 mins online though.
Worst part is, even if you've signed up they lose something like 70% of donors because the next of kin has the right to stop them using your organs even if you signed up prior to dying.
S M H
M
H
>>51525254
NHS in Wales is Labour, so not surprising they violate your body for themselves with no regard for whether you want them too
>>51525279
Even if it goes horribly you'll have a hilarious story for your mates/ for /brit/, and it'll be valuable practice for next time.
That's worst case scenario of course, you'll be right lad.
>>51522686
kill yourself
>>51524715
reasonable desu
her face isnt anything special
>>51525277
The Germans actually did (and may well still do) have nuclear weapons under their operational control. In any case they're totally reliant on the US for their national defence.
>economic powerhouse
when did I mention economics?
who wants to spend hogmanay with me in edinburgh?
>>51525287
we're on the same page then in that regard
>>51525279
How did you trick her into not being disgusted by you? I need advice senpai
Why wouldn't you want to be an organ donor?
Just don't know what I've done in life to deserve this.. Housemate lets some pregnant girl stay in his room with her kid and not slept much at all weekend because of the sound of her throwing up and shouting and the kid screaming, then last night telling me she's inviting some random bloke round to fuck her and saying she has sex while her sons in the same bed.. And she's always horny apparently. So close to ending my own life just to not have to experience this nightmare anymore. Who says this shit to someone you've just met as well? So done!
>>51525332
Thanks m8
>>51525298
You fuck off cunt
Don't get why you spergs care so much about the Rotherham thing and similar cases. So a couple of chav sluts got raped, what's new?
>>51525397
>muh magic sky man
>I care what happens to corpses
>>51525397
imagine your organs being used to keep a paki alive
>>51525254
When Jezbollah becomes PM the state will seize your means of production, including your organs and redistribute them before you die
It's fairer that way
>>51525397
superstition? i.e. spastic.
>>51525384
>we're on the same page then in that regard
We may well be but I don't know whether you know what having a capable military actually entails.
>>51525397
pakis getting your heart
>>51525382
If you've got a house party lined up then yeah (legitimately). Fuck going to the street party though; it's complete shite.
>>51525381
Yeah Germany has nukes on loan from NATO
Lads, I went to Canterbury Cathedral today haha
>>51525277
>if you think you need nukes to be relevant you're dense
Germany aren't that relevant.
In Europe maybe, but then the only states that have to compete with for relevancy are UK and France.
>>51525254
carry my organ donor card in my wallet t.bh
>>51525479
OMG you never! Top lad!
>when you're slightly ahead of schedule so you treat yourself to an hour break and then it turns into a six hour break and then you're hopelessly behind
>>51525277
so is the UK
we'll be the biggest economy in Europe by 2020 I believe
>>51525395
Had to go to a nightclub for a mates going away party. My mates approached and talked to her friends. I was really drunk and thought I had no chance so I wasn't nervous. Honestly surprised she was interested though.
>>51525479
is the archbishop a nonce?
>>51525472
*tactical nukes that it can't use without US permission
>>51525410
You're going to kill yourself because of some dirty sket? Stop being a fassyclart and have a word with your housemate/this pregnant dyke and tell them either to pack it in or fuck off
Need to find a reason to live one of these days tb͡h.
>>51525527
>schedule
>tfw I heard someone pronounce it "sked-yule" today
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>51525534
Did you ask her out on the night? Well, I hope it goes well, try do whatever you did that night
How well do you know your normie memes /brit/?
>>51525479
Fuck off Isaac
>when she's talks about another guy she's been talking to
>>51525604
>poor
>shark
??
Know the rest...some low quality memes there ngl.
>>51525597
i pronounce it like that :3
>>51525604
>that fucking dress
crafted a pressups
>>51525639
Yanks out
>>51525536
is that an actual rumour
>>51525627
That's how you know your conquest of her pussy is over
>>51525604
i know it all but poot and what are those
>>51525511
I had a wander around on my own and I felt really sad for some reason and I'm not sure if that was just me feeling sad or if I was doing a religious experience.
>>51525536
No I'm not you cheeky boy
>>51525604
Don't know poot, "What are those?", the Drake song meme. The rest I know for the most part.
WHAT ARE THOSE
>>51525604
What's poot, shark, what are those? and poot again?
>>51525637
One is a bad photo of Demi Lovato, which is actually pretty jokes (the photo, not the memes)
The other is some autistic shark at a Katy Perry concert
>>51525321
You sound like registering to be an organ donor is a good thing.
>tfw you walk past a girl you matched on tinder
they always have the same look, they know they know you but can't figure out from where
I know 99% of laughter from people on panel shows is fake (Jimmy Carr especially), but Dara genuinely seems to be in hysterics here.
Is it real, or a clever ruse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a11pDt8klFk
WHERE'S MY WILLY
CARLTON I CAN'T FIND MY WILLY
>>51525627
every time
>>51525728
how is it not?
>>51525736
look in your arse
why is it being reported with the words "going to war"
most obvious and ridiculous attempt at spin ive ever seen. and the latter even more so because its working
were already engaged in daily military action against isis, all this is for is to increase the area we're allowed to strike them in
>>51525397
Because my body isn't an organ harvesting buffet for the rich and powerful?
>>51525732
>tinder
>>51525734
If you watch and enjoy these kinds of shows you're a fucking wanker tb
>>51525720
Jesus, that's one bad photo
do you wanna build a snowman
leaned in for a kiss and the girl dipped her head away
not a virgin
but that was the last time i ever made a move on a girl
Why is DOMS called DOMS when it's not really muscle soreness? No one is actually in pain; everyone enjoys the feeling. The ache is good because it reassures you that you're body is still being pushed and that your gains are on the way.
>>51525774
are the shitalians bombing isis now?
>>51525791
>NO you can't have them they're mine!
You'll be dead you big fool.
>>51525755
>Most organs have to be removed from the body while you're still technically alive.
>You're on life support in a hospital
>Government official bought to hospital because of car crash / accident whatever
>You suddenly take a "turn for the worse"
>What do you know your heart is just perfect for the official.
>>51525811
Poor Demi, she's so hot usually
>>51525834
you can get doms from not getting enough sleep/overtraining
>>51525834
i don't have a fedora picture right now but that post was fedora
http://www.memecenter.com/
This website is actually pretty nice. I've been browsing it for a few minutes and had a few chuckles. Could see myself having a browse occaisonally whenever I get tired of the 'chon
>>51522924
Gorgeous!
>>51525914
>.wepb images
fuck is this?
>>51525889
So is DOMS different from that very, very dull ache (that actually feels good) you get the day after lifting heavy in the effected area when you tense up (i.e your thighs and arse after squats)?
>>51525849
You'll be dead cause they killed you to steal your organs
>A Quebec judge has called out Canada's "ridiculous" marijuana laws, noting that lawyers and others who work in the legal system are probably getting high themselves.
>Judge Pierre Chevalier recently handed down a $1 fine to man who was prosecuted for possession of 30 marijuana plants.
>>51525864
fucking lel, you paranoid kuckboi
>>51525864
Oh bollocks m8, you probably believe in "chemtrails" as well.
>>51525720
>The other is some autistic shark at a Katy Perry concert
It was the Superbowl half time show actually
>>51525914
http://img.memecdn.com/rmx-surprise_webm_3036149.gif
I genuinely lost it. Genius
Only went and painted a wall today, didn't I haha
What am I like
>>51525627
>tfw unsure if she's trying to make me jealous to force me to make a move
>>51525597
Cheers m8 but no I got her number that night and asked a few days later
>>51525986
Canada honestly seems like a great country
In Vancouver too, the city assembly or whatever it's called is/was (new government now) fighting the government over legalisation of weed
>>51525985
Oh they'd killed me to steal my organs would they?
If we're going to accuse the government of being evil, then surely the prospect of them ignoring your lack of donor card after you've died rather than murdering someone with a donor card?
>be organ doner
>be on bone marrow registry
>bone marrow requires very specific matches of certain variables
>billionaire needs a bone marrow transplant
>you're a perfect match
>he hired someone to kill you
>>51525986
should be struck off 2bh
in no position to come to decisions based on those kind of assumptions
>>51522513
Fuck I fucking forgot her name AND I can't remember if she does topless
>a fucking horn
>>51526066
Got a sneaking suspicion it's the former. Manipulative bitch i'm talking to
>>51525597
That's how it's pronounced you fucking yank
"Ch-duul"? Nah
>>51526084
If you has no card your family could take them to court and it would blow up in the media.
Always feel really smug when I do the countdown numbers right
>>51525604
>pepe
>2015 meme
fucking triggered
>>51525979
that's exactly the same thing. Once you've been doing a routine for a few months you shouldn't be getting it regularly unless you change exercises, if you still are try sleeping or resting more
>>51525597
I pronounce it sked-yule lad haha
>>51526000
Mate im a military transport pilot and we regularly fly with chem[MESSAGE REDACTED]
>a fucking lego castle
>>51526127
"Shed-yule".
fuck oooooooooffff fuck off fuck off fuck ooooooooooooooffff
FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFF
>>51526086
>Believing that information is for sale
>Thinking it wouldn't be a very obvious crime
>Knowing your family wouldn't question anything
Thank Christ they don't use the brain, I'd feel sorry for any poor sod who got yours.
>>51526175
do NOT bully my bf
someone make a new thread
>>51526175
>BBC
>BIG BLACK CASTLE
>>51526147
what about when your pham goes bankrupt going up against 6,000,000 big wig lawyers ey laddy
>>51526147
Yeah because the family performs their own autopsy before you go in the kiln. I guarantee tricking a family with some sheep's guts is far easier than murdering a citizen to harvest their organs.
>zuckerkike to give away 99% of his share of FB?
>The charity, which has “the mission of advancing human potential and promoting equality”
/pol/ is always right
>>51526202
>Not knowing rich people can get away with literally anything.
Would your family question it if it look like you'd killed yourself?
Someone rich and powerful could easily hire an assassin to make it look like you hung "yourself".
Thanks but I'd rather not advertise to every evil rich person in the world that my organs are havestable.
>>51525604
>Poot
>Hotline Bling
no fucking clue what they are
>>51524923
>Why do people who have no idea about military doctrine think their opinion on it actually matters?
this applies to you too tbqh
>>51525200
yeah seems pretty stable, doesn't it?
>>51525864
>being this schizoid
lol
Name a decent BBC comedy in the last decade that isn't 'The Trip', 'The Office', or 'The Thick Of It'
Pro tip: You can't
>>51525551
even our "British" nukes can't be used with US permission.
>>51527056
Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle
![edinburgh-flag-3496-p[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Layzc6p.gif "edinburgh-flag-3496-p[1]")
