quality british telly edition
cara.
Aside from the meme-posting etc the start of a new /brit/ thread is usually pretty good.
All the people from the previous thread make the posts that they've been saving, since they didn't want to 'waste' them at the end of the last one.
she just doesnt want me any more lads
doin a race war
Lads I'm having signs of meningitis but idk
What do
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[witty, interesting and hilarious post i've been saving for the last 50 odd replies of the last thread]
>>51526322
go to the doctor
>>51526273
pakis out
Alright, which one of you lads did this?
https://twitter.com/GirlNotes/status/667024602284072960
Disdain for 平民
dwi di blino hogiau
made a l8 post
>>51526312
>>51526322
Slap your parents about for not getting you the shot.
some idiots have vowed to camp outside the scottish parliament "until scotland is independent from the UK"
they're gonna be spending their whole lives there lmao
Lads, up for a pubcrawl in Canterbury later this month?
>>51522513
Who is this semen demon
Rina
>>51526317
good lad
>>51526329
haha!
>>51526329
Haha good one
>>51526310
tensnake made it
we can too
Wew got a month of winter break now lads
How many times have you listened to Taeyeons solo lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OrCA1OInoo
>>51526342
>British Muslim students turned away by coach driver over 'smelly curry'
>>51526303
Whenever a thread reaches 300 replies it becomes garbage to me. I close it immediately and refresh the archive until I see a new one
>>51526307
cheer up m8
is there any reason why i shouldn't vote for the 'kip
>doesn't know poot, hotline bling or left shark
it's like you don't even check buzzfeed once a day
>>51526373
link?
>>51526373
PARK LIFE!
>>51526422
dont know how lad
>>51526363
>shot
Fuck off Yank
First for Rico "Downie" Rodriguez
>>51526317
cheeky
>>51526428
social ostracisation
>>51526421
hey everyone look at this absolute bellend who thought about making a fedora post and then decided against it but forgot to remove the image
haha what an idiot
>>51526373
if only we had a referendum to resolve this contentious issue desu
Do you reckon Parliament will vote to bomb ISIS tomorrow lads? Reckon Jez might just win this one.
Lads, is /int/ getting worse or have I just spent too long here? It seems like this board's full of faggy redditors
>THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD WHO HAVE NEVER WATCHED HOTLINE BLING
willing to bet 99% of these people do not have a gf or any prospective ones
>>51526432
I watched that shark video yesterday and don't understand it
All of that list looks like a Los of nonsense, it's hard to believe this is what runs people's lives.
dat thirst
>>51526444
you can start with them trips
but also what's the problem m80 what happend?
Transplants are a meme anyway, all you can hope to give someone is 1-3 years more of being close to death.
You know how you always hear about "organ rejection" in the media? It's not just something that happens with a bad match, or if you don't take the post transplant drugs. ALL transplants are rejected 100% of the time eventually.
>>51526428
we're not in an election atm
>>51526471
It wasn't a fedora post. That is literally a picture of me
>>51526433
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-34964856
>>51526489
lad I have a billion drake songs and albums on my phone but no gf
>>51526489
true on both counts 2bh
>>51526479
Yes, almost certainly
Tories are lined up, as are DUP, some of labour and some Lib Dems
>>51526489
can you stop making this personal you dickhead
>>51526273
Do you know any stories about white brits marrying pakie girls?
>>51526458
I liked his design in the very first game.
>>51526273
Nothing compared to American TV desu.
Hanzee killing Dodd! Phew! Fargo is amazeballs.
>>51526495
>All of that list looks like a Los of nonsense,
> it's hard to believe this is what runs people's lives.
You're right lad.
Now where was I, ah yes, back to the Pepe posting on /brit/
Here's a classic for you all.
>>51526496
How did you get a screenshot of my phone? haha
>>51526482
dunno about the rest of this board but /brit/'s certainly had more reddit flavoured bait recently, i'm assuming it's bait anyway
ignored all of it tbf
>>51526519
>I have a billion drake songs and albums
>>51526505
Well it would be 3 years longer than I had, so let them have it.
>>51526479
99.9% chance they will
there's 99 Labour MPs voting in favour
Would you lads?
>someone says "it's 2015 man"
>don't know if they're referring to Trudeau or Oliver
>>51526530
Not Pakistani, but a couple of my friends married Indian girls. Didn't Phileas Fogg marry an Indian princess or something?
>>51526496
Just bots mate haha
>Why yes I do enjoy music by niggers
>>51526589
Can I have Victoria Beckham instead?
>>51526589
nah senpai
>>51526383
would swipe my tongue down her arse crack like an atm card 2bh
>>51526479
cant wait to see our pathetic old air force of outdated tornados embarrass us on the world stage desu
lads my throat goes from normal to dry as a desert in an instant then if i don't have a drink in 5 seconds it gets sore
>>51526489
Drake is overrated shit
I have a gf
If you actually think we should bomb the middle east but not take any refugees then you're quite literally a racist.
>>51526508
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldham_West_and_Royton_by-election,_2015
who do you reckon had the more amazing life; christopher columbus or neil armstrong?
>>51526489
font
>>51526589
no senpai
lads
>>51526589
No
If it was some random bird that looked the same, maybe.
>>51526282
What's your secret? Do you have a machine which can slow down time?
>>51526668
votes irrelevent since Labour have a massive majority
>>51526680
roll
>>51526629
they look cool though
and we're already bombing isis in iraq
do they need 2 thirds of the vote to bomb syria or something? if they need a majority i don't see how they can lose when the tories have a majority by themselves and then you have lib dems, fair chunk of labour rebels, DUP and possibly 1(one) UKIP vote as well. can't imagine there are many tory mp's against it
>>51526672
Please don't post these QTs so often, makes me feel a lack of gf.
>>51526680
roll
o
l
l
>>51526513
'At the moment there are nine or ten of us'
kek
When ISIL draw up retaliation plans for UK air strikes, I hope they remember a clear majority of Scottish MPs voted against.
How to talk to girls
>>51526682
>>51526679
>>51526630
>>51526614
all literal benders
>>51526597
> Didn't Phileas Fogg marry an Indian princess or something?
I don't know, but I bet I would if I was him.
Yes, I haven't read Around the World in Eighty Days, shame on me.
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
reminder that it was the traditionally left-wing **Labour** who dragged us into illegitimate wars at the cost of billions of british pounds and hundreds of british lives
you don't need to be a leftie to oppose these pointless, costly air strikes that will serve no actual purpose
>>51526758
the human body has 206 bones in it. Would you want to add one more?
>>51526691
now but i wish i had 2bh
>>51526711
there are always rebels on matters of war that's why governments need opposition MPs to be on side
>>51526672
probably colombus
>>51526795
everytime i try a cheeky line i get rejected
>>51526758
you've fucked it already m8 give up
>>51526711
It's a simple majority needed but
Not all MPs will be there
Not all Tory MPs will vote to bomb Syria
The Tory majority isn't huge
>>51526680
>tfw local word not even included in the poll
>Only 8 tornadoes operating in the region, unclear if any more will/can be deployed
>RAF Reapers & other intelligence aircraft have already been flying missions over syria for months
This vote will have a pretty negligible impact on the ground.
>>51526758
>Hu
Classic
>>51526680
bolletje
>>51526672
Hmm. Christopher Columbus was probably showered in riches by Elizabeth the first and had a cushy time at court. But he spent a lot of his adult life tapped on a ship with scurvy.
Neil wasn't a rich man but he did probably the most amazing thing anyone has every done. Also he lived 30 years longer to enjoy life.
>>51526694
oh so if a party you don't agree with look like they might win there's no point fucking voting? remind me how the pre general election predictions went again lmao
>>51526727
anyone can get one, even rasheed
>>51526768
she doesnt want your uncut gentile cock anyway m8
>>51526758
>Can't even say hi properly
>>51526557
What's the difference? Memespouters are equally unimaginative and lacking in personality.
>>51526768
this lads
>>51526768
okay m8 you fuck miss piggy
>>51526787
>that wall colour
disgusting
>>51526841
>>51526877
Got a bit nervous!!!1
>>51526864
Those rotters aren't his gf.
>>51526680
Barm would be the local term but I call it a roll
>>51526856
Labour have a majority of 15,000
they're not losing that seat m8
>>51526273
Which is worse: Citizen Kahn or Mrs Brown's Boys?
>0 tinder matches
don't know why everyone's making such a fuss about muh bombings
we already bomb them in iraq
bombing them in syria would mean they can't just hop over the border when they see our planes coming haha
>>51526827
what could you possibly call it that hasn't already been mentioned on that list?
>>51526855
he died like 30 years before Elizabeth was born, retardo
>>51526837
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34930502
according to that the brimstones will actually be quite useful
Night lads
I would pay $400 to cuddle her tbqh
>>51526911
Mrs Brown's Boys is considerably worse
Americans seem like soulless caricatures. Like their very being is fake. They have glazed eyes. The next time you see an American on tv, look at their eyes. There's nothing there.
quick question: how hard is it to suffocate someone?
>>51526911
Citizen Khan
Mrs Brown's Boys is just an old fashioned Drag Comedy. A glorified Pantomime
Citizen Khan is BBC leftist multi-kulti shite.
>>51526787
Proabaly a crack den in Newcastle 2bh
>>51526878
What if you only meme post ironically?
>>51526911
never seen either
>>51526912
eat shit normie
>>51526940
yeah they're good for sure but we don't have the numbers pham
i always swipe right on tinder, had it for just over a year and have over 1700 marches but I realise I haven't matched with an actual fit bird in weeks, and I've never hooked up with any of these matches.
huh.
>>51526672
Whoever is fortunate enough to have sex with the bird on the right will have a more amazing life than both Columbus and Armstrong combined
>I don't consider bombing Muslims to be a worthy cause
Rasheed
>>51526914
the reality is it's just a token effort to make it look like we're actually doing something
ISIS will never be stopped unless countries want to put boots on the ground, which is highly unlikely considering the US and Britain in particular blew their proverbial load in Afghanistan and Iraq in the recent past and no other countries are likely to step up, except maybe Russia, but their economy is tanking anyway.
>>51526795
ABSOLUTE
>>51526932
breadcake
>>51526907
It's going to be close. Labour voters don't like Corbyn and in Oldham they're largely Pakis who won't bother voting. The whites are voting UKIP in droves.
>>51526823
But apparently a lot of labour MP's are in favour and with Jihad Jez giving the green light to free votes, its looking likely
>>51527000
we would have to deploy more tornadoes to make it worthwhile I guess, I'm sure that's possible but whether they will or not, who knows
>>51526855
yeah true, i'd go with neil personally, though both men did incredible things.
>>51526975
At least in CK I can watch the slaggy daughter
maisie
>>51527024
K£K
>>51527024
JUST
>>51527024
>cringe
the absolute plen
>>51527024
>tfw no wide hipped baby making machine gf
>>51526897
Bird on the left is absolutely banging mate
mate, is it alright i squeezed my gf's friends bum at the ball cos she said she was into me?
>>51527024
Some bint is trying to bash on Based Assad on Newsnight s m h
JUST KEK MY SHIT UP
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/112845
>>51526907
Similar majorities in Scotland pre-SNP
'The party is so far in the lead there's no point voting for it
Flawed mindset. However, it is also a mindset shared by proponents of the leading party:
'The party is so far in the lead, I won't bother going out to vote in it's defence'
>>51527024
He took a chance. If you don't ask, you don't get.
>>51527107
>like chubby girls/girls with wide hips
>friends make fun of me for going after "whales"
faggots tbqh
lads how the fuck do I effectively deploy my Super Like?
I'm treating it like a healing item in an RPG here
>oh no I shouldn't use it on her what if someone better comes along
>>51527107
>irish horseface
no thanks
she's probably a normie whore slut anyways
>>51527114
wew lad, get your eyes checked.
>>51527024
"I'll make yr minge cringe bb"
YEAH YEAH I'M STILL ABOUT
>>51527150
"chubby" in america isn't the same as actual chubby though
stop going after literal whales
>>51527029
>breadcake
Christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GUm5g8SG4o
if i had facial hair i'd shave my head like the army man 2bh
man give me facial hair ffs
>>51527183
TEEEEEEMPZZZZ
>>51527150
this 2bh
I like chubbies and not just because my confidence is rock bottom.
>>51527187
they're not whales though m8, they're girls slightly thicker than the girl in that pic. Amy Schumer's body is where I draw the line
Getting mullered here lads. Send help
>>51527200
kill yourself
>>51527134
nothing wrong with that
Who's watching Fargo lads?
>>51527024
Just be honest, saying you're nervous and don't know what to say
Be vulnerable
>>51527200
kill yourself
>>51527134
>Worrying about what we're calling them
>Implying that ISIS really give a shit
Genuinely pathetic, are people that delusional?
>Muhammad have you heard?
>No Mohamed what?
>The British are calling us Daesh now!
>Oh no, how will we recruit people now? Our grand plan is ruined, they found our greatest weakness, calling us the same fucking thing in Arabic
>I don't think I'll be able to genocide innocents today
>You're right, lets call off the attacks on Europe
>>51527134
>a) the name ‘Islamic’ from them as it can stop the inferential slandering of good Muslims
t. Muhammed bin Rasheed Al-Britaini
>>51527200
>177 million
what the fuck is wrong with people
>>51527220
its over lad, abort
>>51527236
no its fucking dire and an insult to s1
I would be more supportive of bombing Syria if NATO, Russia, China, Brazil, the Gulf States ect formed a proper coalition with properly coordinating attacks with each other instead of what they are doing now
The west can't be expected to take out ISIS and other countries then moan about western imperialism when they want ISIS taken out as much
HU
U
>>51527220
>she's still replying
you've not blown it yet m8
>>51527267
lol im prob like 176million of them
>>51527162
t. virgin
>>51526727
iktf lad
>>51527134
>Daesh
fuck that shit
it's ISLAMIC STATE
>>51527220
"sorry can I have a do-over"
>>51527307
kill yourself
>>51527319
>Sorry
im not a beta
>>51527220
lad she obviously is interested in you
>Thousands sign a petition not to bomb ISIS
>A few more thousand sign a petition to stop calling them ISIS because it's slandering "good muslims".
>Modern """"""""""""""""""""Britain"""""""""""""""""""""""
>>51527273
Pleb desu.
Kirsten Dunst and Meth Damon>>>>>>>Tim from the shitty Office.
>>51527275
Well if the UK joins in it will effectively be the main players from NATO + the arab league in coalition and the Russians doing their own thing on the side
FOR HU
>>51527336
"I'm not beta, be my gf NOW"
>>51527161
Girls get told when you super like them. Some girls I know said they find it cringey, although their attitudes did change when I told them that you only get like one to use.
>>51527338
How?
>>51527131
what's her name
bet she's some vile pc feminist
>>51527307
180 000 people thought it sed dis i like
What did he mean by this?
>>51527161
>Comparing Tinder to an RPG
Yeah no worries lad, nobody is going to match with you anyway
>>51527220
try the archaeologist one
Fresh from normiebook
Hu lads
>>51527384
she's still replying
she used the laughing emoji
trust me m8
What did he mean by this?
>>51527447
What do i say? Im literally woeful with girls unless im really le ebin drunk.
>Hi, I am redpilled
>>51527448
It looks Welsh desu
It might be some sort of greeting, or expression of lust
>>51526768
>>51527314
>these are the only defences normies have when their hogs are called out
absolutely pathetic lmao
>y-you are a g-gay virgin haha
>>51527438
What was his ideology?
>>51527448
It means how you. fuckin' normie talk
>>51527448
Hu knows?
D A E S H
Hu lads
>>51527107
>You will never gently grasp her as she bounces on your dick with those incredible hips
There are men in the world who have probably experienced this, you will never be one of them.
based kurds
>>51527490
hare krishna
![shubibinman-shubibiman-2-import-japon-pc-engine-hucard[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bNhrqwE.jpg "shubibinman-shubibiman-2-import-japon-pc-engine-hucard[1].jpg")
>>51527448
He dropped his Hu card.
went to a massage parlour day that was located in-between a school and a florist in didsbury
couldn't help but think some of the girls probably went to the school next door
>>51527405
Lotta loyalty for a hired shitpost
lads I want Amy Schumer to smother me to death with her flabby tits tbqh
>>51527470
post conversation to this point
>>51527470
"I'm not great with words, love, I do better communicating with my fingers ;)"
>>51527487
t. bizzaro virgin
how does isil continue to function?
who is feeding them and supplying them?
cut off their fucking supply lines and watch them implode
>save funny picture
>forget to name it
>in all likelihood I'll never see it again
>Petition to change the name of ISIS to Paki Bastards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWXsp1Z8ewE
might get carl froch's haircut 2bh
opinions?
>>51527568
*signs*
>>51527549
All ive said is the bone joke and the icebreaker thing.
>>51527600
kill yourself
>>51527560
they sell oil on the black market
>>51527568
Make it "Islamic Paki Bastards" and you have a deal.
>>51527566
saved this the other day
Hu are you? Hu? Hu?
rolling a joint lads
>>51527560
Me 2bh
>>51527566
>saving pictures
why
>>51527651
I'm in.
thumbs up.
Your ignorance of scientific knowledge is not evidence that God exists.
Don't settle for a belief in fairy tales because you're overwhelmed by questions for which you have no answers /brit/.
>It would be extremely painful
>You're a big guy
>For hu
What did he mean by this?
>>51527683
reported to gchq
>>51527653
Former president of China
>>51527470
"Felt like being cheeky. You seen to have gotten a giggle, I call that a success x"
>>51527560
Literally everyone in the region buys ISIS oil either because they have to or its because they don't know its from ISIS
The Syrian regime, the civilans, Turkey, Iraq, whatever
A lot of their money comes from taxes too. Then there's the sale of the looted treasures and shit
what part of britain has the prettiest girls on average?
>>51527754
fuck off. Thats well gay.
https://strawpoll.me/6154637
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