Not even going to post a link in the old thread edition
cara
anime
Good lad>>51529351
>>51529368
kernow
i dont love no thotties
cara is an ugly dog
2bh why do load of girls like paki looking guys?
>dark eyes
>tan skin
>dark hair
Hu hu hu merry Christmas
>>51529335
>how old are you?
20 lol
>why do you even care?
because they piss me off greatly lol
>why don't you move out like a normal person?
not a trillionaire desu lol
>why aren't you married yet?
muh waifu (3d btw not some 2d poo lol)
>why don't you get a job
already got one lol otherwise i wouldn't be so mad because i could just stay up all night lol
i love anime and Jun (also i like azusa but don't tell anyone)
>week off work
>getting drunk
>tfw
WHO /fucked-up/ HERE???
>>51529445
why not save up your hours for christmas lol
>>51529435
who is you are waifu?
Lads should I go to a Thai masseuse and hope she does sexual shit too. Or go to a Thai prostitute and ask for a massage?
Good massage and shit hand job or shit massage and good sex?
>>51529422
because muh """""""""""""mediterranean"""""""""" look
it says united arab emirates on my id because i was born there when my parents worked there (am white british dont worry lads) and every time a girl sees it theyre like oh, you dont look very """""""""""""mediterranean""""""""""""
like fuck off pakis arent mediterranean
>>51529479
trip
off
before i knock you off
midnight
I wonder how many fantastic normie memes 2016 will give us :-)
>>51529479
>getting time off around Crimbo in retail
Legalising weed is stupid
The real strong skunk will damage your brain and the normal Shite does nothing anyway
Weed was fine in the past when respectable people, geniuses used it now its the favourite pastime for scum and thugs who pride themselves off selling weed
>>51529482
a singer i'm not posting because i don't want this personality associated with my other one and i don't want to be further bullied haha
>>51529512
i enjoyed while it lasted
>>51529542
>working in retail
>>51529422
Mediterranian more than paki
I've seen Arab and Iranian guys do well enough but not so much legit pakis, especially the really dumpy brown ones.
Doing a street view around Hong Kong.
Big fan t
>>51529438
Good lad
don't see why so many people care about this syria vote, it's ultimately meaningless
>>51529576
ez money lad, and I'm too dumb to do much else. Hell, I reckon I'm too dumb for retail.
Haven't received a compliment in over a year. Doesn't feel great.
if i don't get paid this week i'll have to suck a few willies
line up
>>51529652
*posts an image of a bridge and some bridge related motivational text*
>>51529652
You're a good poster
>>51529652
good post
found out today you have to do a personal statement for masters
not a fan but if my application is unsuccessful i am quite fucked probably
>when his waifu is a singer
>>51529652
I'd rather that than the backhanded compliments I would get.
>>51529700
would you fuck a squid?
>>51529554
this tbqh, same with all drugs
drugs are degenerate shit
>>51529645
britain constantly exaggerates its impact on the world
but it's more because it's first time since iraq
>no IU
>>51529700
she is absolutely pure not some degenerate yank or kpop slag
>tell the receptionist my street is "High Street"
>she puts "Hghstreet Road"
How the fuck did this dumb bitch even get the job?
>>51529700
you what mate
>when he has a waifu
>>51529745
yeah but iraq was a real war, not 5 eurofighter typhoons
>>51529727
of course!
is it weird that my hips start bucking whenever i orgasm?
how do i stop doing this?
>>51529554
Weed has already gotten shockingly strong in America since a few states legalised it
Strains like Death Star are no longer something you smoke to chill out
One hit off them and you are fuckin gone fa m
t. American who recently moved here
>>51529530
>pepe
>mfw the Iraqi Air Force use Battlefield & Black Ops music in their airstrike videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N1jZriUs54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6d44w0hDjk
how based can you get
parents FINALLY left
probably have time for like 1 episode after making some sandwiches for myself before going to bed myself
annoyed desu
>>51529789
yeh, same tbqh. maybe when i'm in japan hahah.
>>51529779
>east asian pop singers
really don't understand the appeal is this an epic joke?
hm
wait
why am I still a virgin?
i'm practically a normie...
>>51529577
same here, I honestly can't tell meds and middle-easterners apart (aside from south arabians like yemenis and saudis)
>>51529779
she looked so fit in that one
was only 18 or something if i remember rightly
>>51529768
>she
Well, that's how she got the job.
t. bitter virgin
>>51529530
>hotline bling
i don't understand this gimmick, are normies subversively mocking that song or what?
>>51529509
>>51529577
>be me
>getting burger/chips/whatever at paki takeaway
>each time
>example one:
>talking to girl
>oh don't you think (paki cooking food) is good looking?
>example 2:
>girl on my course
>eyeing her up
>she looks at me
>2 minutes later
>talking to paki bouncer for his number
why the fuck are girls so obssessed with pakis fucking goy cunts
>>51529900
something about how whacky his dancing is
>>51529713
Like what lad?
>>51529856
no
maybe we have different tastes
mental that
>>51529900
His dancing is a meme.
>>51529931
>Haha, oh wow, I really like your dress sense
>she (and it's always women who do the backhanded complement) then proceeds to laugh
I mean, I know I should take more care of how I look, but damn...
got a new gimmick lined up lads
don't get too excited though because it's not that good/creative however it may catch on
2bh
>>51529868
there's a lot of variety desu, usually in the face but there are dominant traits and a lot of "light arabs/dark Euro-meds" who are pretty much interchangeable, though West Asians can look pretty "semetic"
>>51529445
>Christmas do with work colleagues next week
>Christmas dinner
>Seeing the lads on the 29th
>New years on the lash
>Birthday a week after
Good times ahead.
>>51529962
wow ok no need to get sarcky!!!!
we should never have killed saddam
doing a bed
alri' subjects
>>51530017
why not
>>51529974
That's not a backhanded compliment lad. That's a sarcastic insult. A backhanded compliment is like "You're pretty cute for an acne-ridded nerd".
>>51529926
>>51529966
is that really it? i thought normies were finally having a moment of lucidity and realising that the music they listen to is actually shit
You have 10 seconds to post your favourite Youtube Poop RIGHT NOW
>>51530003
>Christmas do with work colleagues next week
Yes boy... get ready for dat next week at work when you're all talking about that one guy who only does daft things on nights out.
>>51530051
You pedantic motherfucker.
>>51530017
we should have
iraq is fine as it is now, with the exception of ISIS
it didn't turn out like libya or whatever
kurds like him gone
>>51529871
Correct. Reckon Mondai Girl triangle dress Kyary is my fave though.
night
>>51530054
That's it. YouTube Hotline Bling dance and count the high profile parodies. Even Trump got in on it.
>>51529997
if i spent some time and actually analyzed every ethnicity's distinctions, i'd probably come to that point.
i had this saudi guy in my group who i can easily tell he was saudi or somewhere from that region, but we made a bet on who our TA's ethnicity was, who was lebanese himself. saudi dude thought he was turkish, i thought he iranian. the lebanese TA himself says he gets mistaken also for a spaniard to a morroccan. quite fascinating really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JYIGclVQdw
>>51530061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mff1si_Z7Rg
Does this count?
please lads what do i type here
give me something good
need a fucking job and too autistic to know what to write here
youre my only friends ive made countless gimmicks time to pay me back lads x
retiring to my chambers for the night. I'll see you chaps on the morrow
>>51530017
this desu
>>51530017
actually we should have just killed him at the end of gulf war 1
>>51530049
>>51530079
baathists are the best of a bad bunch. easily
if you can't wipe out all muslims. next best thing is to corral them
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF8cBEyBvO4
p. decent tbqh lads.
Imagine being in Zuckerberg's position, what would you do with $45+ billion?
/brit/ related you could shape the country in a lot of ways, e.g. massively fund the leaving Europe campaign, donate to get funding to exactly what you wanted, rebuild Hadrian's wall etc
>>51530054
>hotline bling
>shit
baka
>>51530024
goodnight little lamb
>le saddam was good
fuck off redditor pakis
>Girl's reading through a forum for tips on a piece of work she's doing
>"Do you use these anon?"
>What?
>"Do you use like forums and post to people on forums and stuff?"
>What?
>"You definitely do" with a sly smirk
She's on to me lads.
hi can i post here
>>51530008
Haha sorry, can't control myself sometimes
>>51530120
I don't know,
Say some shit about having passion for the food that Wagamama makes and that you can pass that on to the customers to make sure they enjoy it as much as you do.
>>51530146
corral them under our rule, yes
that is what we are doing
>>51530120
please what do i type here
give me something good
need a fucking job and too autistic to know what to write here
youre my only hope ive made countless gimmicks on 4chan time for society to pay me back lads x
>>51530161
buy rick owens
>>51530175
Just wait la, she'll be onto your dick in to time
/e Anon slyly smirks at you ;)
>>51530179
sweden
yes
>>51530120
Their Chili chicken ramen is GOAT
Say that you've always liked there style of service of bringing food instantly and being attentive, it's what customers want
>>51530106
>ragga twins
how the mighty have fallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LNOMxqJUn0
>>51529908
never seen this here
Pakis look like Indians almost always and pretty dumpy except for the rare few.
Arabs look handsome when they are not very semetic looking (big hook nose, ratty face and scrawny)
they are usually pretty short though, I'm Anglo-Egyptian thankfully so I'm over 6' got a straight Euro nose and green eyes but also a nice tan without looking too negroid
hairy though is the big drawback
people get pretty confused about my ethnicity though.
>>51530146
Baathists are the worst. Initially they look atheist and liberal, then all of a sudden is okay to gas children.
Relative to the middle east they are moderate. Relative to the west they are scary as fuck. What it means to be left wing in the middle east is very different to the west. They like authoritarianism, as long as they support the person in charge. It's very Leninist. Liberty is a no no in the middle east, which is why democracy so screwed over there. People want democracy so they can put their own autocrats in charge, not so that rights to liberty can be respected.
>>51530189
>>51530252
probably just gonna say something like this even tho i never been there once in my life x
>>51530206
thatd be top kek desu bit tempted
>>51530082
dunno just had a look and its a proper weird getup
the pon one maintains an element of normalcy and i think thats why i like it
>>51530175
My family seem to believe I am in anonymous because I say I go on forums and take Computer Scientists.
They probably think that it's just my cover story when I say I don't like people who take pride in a name originally famed for trolling habbo and shit, now they think it's some sort of noble vigilante title..
>>51530204
>that is what we are doing
haha you don't seriously think this
sooo sooo retarded
britain, euros, americans barely figure int he debate ravaging between sunnis and shias. except for the people in between who see us as an escape
>>51530293
Say that you're obsessed with Japanese culture and use all the fancy jap slang you've learned from 4chan desu
>>51530293
>x at the end of the post gimmick
am a fan of this desu :thumbsup:
>>51530281
fuck off rasheed
>>51530285
thats nothing to do with them being baathists though. that's just commanding a belligerent population.
the baath ideology is mostly ceremonial
>>51530331
This, but for god sake don't actually write f-a-m or t-b-h by mistake.
>>51530307
Yeah the girl I'm talking about only learned of their existence when they "declared war" on ISIS and found their masks creepy. Had to explain they're just a bunch of sweaty neckbeards wearing movie memorabilia.
>>51530328
literally 90% of the middle east is western aligned, we're just tying up loose ends in syria now after saddam and gaddafi have been removed
>DOD official: Saudis haven't flown one mission against ISIS in 3 months, Jordan 4 months, UAE 9 months.
Reminder Turkish and Gulf state funding are the #1 reason that ISIS continues to exist
>>51530285
the Dictators really need to go, this includes Assad and the likes of Saddam/Gaddafi are Soviet era relics and only making the middle east an even bigger shithole
I don't understand why people support them really, yes they maintain stability but that stability just allows the cancer to spread, better violence now if it promotes change and latter healing.
>>51530281
half anglo half egyptian?
sounds cool, and yeah I completely agree with your post. I also don't like how the Semitic nose looks like a tapered triangle from the front, quite unattractive. but who cares, i'm a borderline bi-polar judgmental cunt
I’m a 27 year old British Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
In the mean time, I would love to work at your restaurant.
>>51530294
You are having a giggle
>>51530429
Meant for >>51530120
>>51529596
Eh, Kowloon is better I think. Hong Kong is filled with rich Europeans and feels like a more exotic London. Kowloon is filled with westernised Chinese and feels like the UK crossed with Blade Runner.
>>51530429
genuinely tempted to use this hahahaha maybe theyd think it was funny and give me the job???? x
ded thred
>>51530429
Can you imagine going to Wagamama and being served by someone whose name tag reads
>Tim-san
>>51530398
>half anglo half Egyptian?
eh my dad is Canadian (Scot and possibly other things) and my mum is is like 1/4th English or something like that way back and the rest Egyptian
I just like to emphasize the Egyptian a bit more because it makes negroes/Muslims angry
>>51529596
>mosque street
yep can definitely see the british influence
>>51530549
howling
>tfw depressed
Post /comfy/ music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAqfz-MYSlo
>>51530587
H-here I go
>>51530587
I think I know that feel
>>51530587
Bridge
>>51530608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k9SjMpAxRM
>tfw sitting with a big glass of scotch in winter with this playing
>>51530608
>>51530587
>>51530610
4u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7BIpYgZ7lg
post yfw you googled "london demographics" and found out London is only 60% white
What happened lads?
>>51530645
no, your life is just bad
>>51530634
"Oh.. here I thought you were, who is doing to design our future home now?"
>>51530608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMFPrE61rEU
Runescape music maximum comfy
>>51530663
>the United States of America is only 60% white
>>51530676
Perhaps, suicide soon fám
>>51530686
going*
of course
>>51530663
You have 10 seconds to name a major US city that is as white or whiter
>>51530520
Do it lad. Seeing as you've never been there in your life, you'd have nothing interesting to say about them. This will at least make you stand out.
>>51530294
Fair dos.
>>51530466
I'll give it a gander. One of the main draws for me about Hong Kong Island though is the height variation/verticality and labyrinthine roads, whereas Kowloon seems pretty flat and grid-like.
>>51530693
Pfft, not Myth II?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exbHYq9y78Q
>>51530655
we posting depression tunes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAhQzXpBTfA
never met a guitar player who didn't have long hair
>>51530724
archaelogist, not architecture you dumbass
>>51530733
Minneapolis, 70% white.
Based Minnesota winning again.
J U S T
I pity you.
I'm 19 years old.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
I will live a good life at your expense.
t. lisicki
>>51530439
hair looks more standard and isnt in odd colours
i have a paki friend who will go to england soon. he wants to know if he'll be able to get a qt english grill.
>>51530793
Isn't Minneapolis practically a Somali colony now?
>>51530794
>tfw have him on snapchat
total fucking bro
top bloke desu
Settle a bet for me lads, is this 2much hips?
>>51530799
alri
>>51530821
Yep. That's what happens when you're eternally a blue state, you allow 'da refoogees' in.
>>51530834
classic meme
My farts nowadays are the stinkiest things I've ever smelt, cor!
>>51530851
>>51530834
just right tbhfam
Two people in the street having a big argument
The words "Back off" were used
>>51530834
Literally the ONLY decent British porn star
going to put some soup in the microwave
this will make the soup hot
this is essentially my lunch as i got up around 10:30pm today
https://www.rt.com/news/324194-turkey-erdogan-gollum-meme/
>Turkish court has ordered experts to examine whether President Erdogan resembled the “Lord of the Rings” character of Gollum, after memes appeared comparing the two. Depending on their verdict, the author of the joke might face up to 2 years in jail.
>The Aydin 3rd Criminal Court of First Instance has called on experts from several fields – two academics, two behavioral scientists or psychologists, and an expert on cinema and television productions – to look into the resemblance between Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan and fictional movie character Gollum, the local Sozcu daily reported on Tuesday.
>The court is looking into the case to establish whether Dr. Bilgin Ciftci, a physician, insulted the president when he shared a meme comparing Erdogan’s eating habits – as well as emotions such as surprise and amazement – with those of Gollum. For publishing the meme, Ciftci was expelled from the Public Health Institution of Turkey (THSK) in October.
>With the court unable to decide whether Erdogan truly looks like the character from the famous fantasy saga, expert help was called only at the fourth hearing. The prosecutor and the chief judge could make a decision during the previous hearings because they were not familiar with the character, as they had not seen the movies, according to Ciftci’s lawyer Hicran Danisman.
>The judge postponed the hearing until February, 13, 2016. If the doctor is found guilty, he may be sentenced up to two years in prison for insulting Erdogan. Ciftci has argued that Gollum is not a villain, so the meme does not insult the president – or anyone else.
vietnamese roll lads
>>51530608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_6M_6KStEw
>>51530792
is this what sleep deprivation does to you? I was listening to a debate where they used the word while I read that lmao
im fucking doing it lads hahaha what a madman i am x
>>51530793
>*checks wikipedia*
It's actually 60%, nice try Jose
Rina
Rime, playing mid
>>51530832
What's his snapchat?
>>51530928
haha
no
no way
thinkin i'll go out in the white shirt, blue jeans combo tomoz la's
i;ll be gettin' it la's
;)
>>51530748
True, however Kowloon feels very tall and big since basically everything is built on top of something else and you can't actually see that far thanks to all the buildings. Its cool to walk down a really long straight road and never walk past anything less than 3 stories. Forget gentle slopes and winding roads, Kowloon is all about the scale that man can create.
>>51530939
Good post
>>51530928
Good luck lad. Keep us informed.
>>51530974
make sure to post your fit ya fat red faced cunt
Slag
I just spent £60 on shit from ebay
Its all kicking off now
The words "fat prick" were used
How do you lads like my new trip?
>>51531021
Who bitch dis is?
>>51531056
very good
>>51531065
lurk moar lad
>>51530834
Who is this pen0r keeper?
>>51531056
The code is generic and the name is about 10 years late.
what the fuck is hotline bling
>>51531056
filtered
>>51530733
im not saying we are any better but I expect more from you. Europe is supposed to be the bastion of the white race.
>be me
>ex-virgin by choice
>be now
>laying into females more than a travellers lays tarmac
>>51531028
Spent $60 on indonesian cigarettes earlier
>>51531099
if you really wanted to know, you could have googled it rather than making yourself look like some grumpy old man who doesn't understand youth and modern culture, i know you did that deliberately though
lads
>>51531113
bit offensive this post. Consider it reported.
any cheap drink deals in tesco atm lads?
or sainsburys 2bh but bit of a troop up there
>>51531111
the uk is like 90% white overall iirc
shitholes like london and birmingham drag us down
place is live is 97% white
>>51531177
ya lyk dags?
>>51531161
imagine shitting down that hole
*comes into the room energetically*
*audience applauds*
whats g-g-g-good?
>>51531113
when did you plant your willy in a poon poon?
>>51531161
why
ffs lads this is the part where i get binned for some fat gay paki x
>>51531113
was she fat?
>>51531264
potential doxable info
>lickdicki
>gets utterly btfo for being a virgin and chatting like he knows shit about girls
>suddenly no longer a virgin
nice try lad, maybe try being a gay best friend again lamo
>>51531244
not that shirt, that's for certain!
*audience ooooooooohs*
>>51531306
Can't you choose not to answer those questions?
>>51531122
You spent $60 on clove cigarettes?
You faggots are the original vapelords.
>>51531111
Will resist the urge to post a hat picture
>>51531199
Malibu 70cl is currently £12 at Tesco Express, possibly the same at larger stores. I know we had the large Pimm's bottles at half price RTC recently, you could try to see if you're local Tesco still has any.
>>51531315
More like potential bullshit revealing info
>tfw so lonely I immediately develop feelings for girls who show even the slightest bit of interest
>tfw I've now regressed to the point where I've now developed deep feelings for the singer of an obscure indie band, a person who I haven't even met
Get me off this wild ride senpai
>>51531327
pppfffffffbbbbbbaaaaaaaatttt
*rips off the shirt and throws it at you*
*audience screams*
>>51531306
put down that your black then dare them to pull you up on it
Employment really cuts into my /brit/ time lads
>>51530978
Interesting thought. Do enjoy the things on top of each other idea. Remember it took me a while to realise that there were actually cafes and bars and stuff above ground level when I was in Tokyo and Osaka because you never see businesses without some sort of shop front here.
That being said the only one I went to was Calico cat cafe, pictured here.
how the fuck do fat people eat so much i find bulking really hard
Rate it lads
I'm Bavaria, in a personal union with Bohemia
It's my first game so I'm feeling a bit pleased with myself
>>51531310
meh kinda, not really?
thought she was faye regan tier when i was drunk and then meh, saw her sober was like, 5/10 tier
>>51531323
>be called bullied by 4chan
>does something to change it
ok lol
>>51531395
You die if you work
>>51531447
hog tier
>>51531443
Ah, excellent, very impressive.
which 2D final fantasy game is the best?
Got an email from Domino's:
>We hope you enjoyed your order and that there wasn’t too much squabbling over the last slice.
lmao they don't know that I'm a fat fuck who had the whole pizza to myself
>>51531382
>>51531529
They do know, they were trying to make you feel bad about it.
>>51531382
who lad
>>51531520
Probably 6
Does lisiki think anyone actually believes him?
>>51531529
why are brits such big fans of Domino's?
*rubs your shirt between thumb and index finger*
polyester?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5EsxU84ay4
who here on the /dole/ ?
>>51531609
only the finest
>>51531609
*backs away*
don't touch me
>>51531426
The other thing I can say is that Macau, despite being close to Hong Kong, isn't nearly as impressive. Its just Spanish city that happens to be filled with Chinamen.
>>51531616
>>51531598
I only order from them because they're the only local takeaway that does deliveries in the middle of the night.
>>51531520
Plebs will think it's VI. Patricians know it's IV.
>>51531529
>>51530904
internet is serious business
BUT ONLY ONE. OF YOU
going to wales over christmas for gran's funeral
>>51531616
I'd just kill myself before It got to that
voluntary euthanasia will be legal by then right?
Daily reminder Jack Kevorkian was a saint
>>51531725
>Me, Maimen, Dr. Pavieler, Buttonly, Juan, Ovue!
