01/12/2015, 21:16 Edition
usa
doing a yawn
>>51522393
memes
taste that lean when you kiss my mouth
tara
>>51522470
fuck off yank
>>51522470
get absolutely cuCked
>>51522513
wew
>nearly 2016
literally haven't achieved anything this year. Might as well kill myself
what did do wrong lads?
>>51522527
Are you green or white
>>51522520
how do i change it
>I shop at ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''asos''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Maisie
>>51522513
i am very aroused
>>51522567
greens obvs
Bought Just Cause 3 and then straight after i found out i might be losing my job
I have 30 quid left
>>51522527
you should be banned for being underage
>>51522608
Autism
gf just sent me this haha
>>51522527
>Talk to me
i just lost 80 quid because PSG didn't beat Angers
>>51522608
good job la'
don't do it all the time though
>>51522594
what is the doodle relax lounge
>>51522480
but then I wouldn't gauge a reaction for days
effort
>>51522664
haha why would she send you a pic of a jap girl haha desu haha
>>51522715
Lad, have you ever actually dealt with a woman before? Especially one that's so desperate for validation?
>>51522681
No, you didn't win 80 quid
Doesn't mean you actually lost 80 quid
>be a stupid horny bitch
>want to fuck a Knights Templar
>continuously try to make him break his vows because stupid horny slut
women
>>51522762
Perhaps he bet 80 quid, we don't know that
You're probably right tho
>>51522789
what anime is this
>>51522664
>that hip-to-waist ratio
Hnng
matched an 8/10 on but she's 30
freddie Caine
freddie corleone
freddie gordy
>>51522673
it worked didn't it
>>51522833
So what, just stick it in and pee
unironically no longer want to sex (with a woman)
>>51522814
attack on titan season 2
Christmas list:
one Japanese gf
>>51522853
freddie steady cook
>>51522859
Bit pathetic tbqh.
>>51522879
koreans, though
>>51522889
freds dead baby
NEED a gf lads
Losing my fucking mind here
Am I destined to be alone forever kek?
my gf
Jorgi Porter's a bit of a skank lads.
>>51522879
>tfw you wake up on christmas morning and a qt jap gf is sat on the end of your bed
>>51522942
You fucked it right up
>be me
>be talking to girl
>green eyed
>5'9
>blonde
>pretty face
>nice hair
>rejected modelling agency as she didn't want to become self-conscious
>be talking to her for a while
>did best friend things together
>played runescape together
>could've gf'd her
>be me
>say if she ever had a black boyfriend or sexual partners i can't like her
>said she hasn't but why should that matter
>attempt red pilling her
>argue
>she doesn't like me anymore
>i didn't like her anymore
>be me 6 months later
>like her again
>she's unironically doing a year abroad being pussy bashed by Hanz etc
sigh.
feels
hundred round drummer i ain't gotta reload
>>51522809
My brother always says the same nonsense
Actually gets properly on my nerves haha
http://imgur.com/gallery/VPgqB
>>51522903
well she fucked me up in the end anyway
>>51522990
I'll delete it then x
wish i never found 4chans
r8
http://i.imgur.com/MAnEf.jpg
>>51522994
Does it make you feel better when you lie to anonymous strangers on the internet lad?
Nobody believes you, just get on with it like the rest of us
>>51522760
What
It'd be far too easy just to ignore her for a few days per what she said "not to do"
That's just boring
I have 0 invested in it either way
why dont you lift?
>>51523074
get back to /r/phimosis
Business idea: Dope everyone in athetics, then nobody can cheat any more
>>51523100
joints are too weak
>>51523074
That's one ugly penis
What's with the hole in your foreskin as well?
>>51523100
i do but can' get gains because i only do it 30 seconds every 2-3 days
>>51522513
fucking hell
>>51523118
I'd love to see someone run 50 mph and then jump 12 feet in the air
>>51523017
>russell howard
>>51523082
i was prolly posting about this during the time it happened tbf
not lying
>>51522994
what the fuck is wrong with you? There are so many things to critique in this post that I'm presuming it's just bait.
Fuck off.
>>51523074
nice veins
looks a bit too tight
is it clean on the inside lad
>>51523072
4chan has improved my life immeasurably desu
Would probably be an austistic loser if not for 4chan making me realise what am autistic loser I was
>>51523128
the hole is the entire opening of that lads penis
>>51523127
>>51523171
kill yourself
>>51523100
lift what? shirts? bender
top most enjoyable moments of your average week
1. getting to lie in on the weekend
2. getting (you)s on 4chan
3. eating breaded cod with tartare sauce
4. hitting new PRs at gym
5. completing my econometrics homework
>>51523199
idgi love
>>51523199
sick filename fitizen
>>51523187
>>51523128
i think he had a piercing
>>51523017
BLOODY
>>51523074
How long does it take you to piss?
Does the end of your cock balloon up when you're pissing?
>>51523245
nah that's his foreskin, it's the top post from /r/phimosis i've posted it before
https://www.reddit.com/r/Phimosis/comments/1tgou5/alway_thought_mine_looked_weird_compared_to/
>>51523210
good banter tbf
>>51523215
my daily shit
>>51523172
nah, i realise my mistakes now.
>>51523281
if tha's the only hole what's with the straight line right at the end. ??
Never would have expected that, top journalism
>>51523281
>Alway thought mine looked weird compared to others.
>>51523084
>Directly disobeying a woman
>Boring
Confirmed for never doing it.
>>51523074
used to be lmao
Onken yoghurt is nice
Watching the Fresh Prince lads
I'm indian-american and let me tell you that being indian-american is great, etc.
Got a 6 inch max flaccid lads. Pubes are too long for it to look big though.
>>51523118
already happens lad
>>51523475
cut them then
>>51523215
1. Seeing friends
2. boozing/doing coke
3. Listening to music
4. Finishing on Friday
5. walking to work on a nice morning
wageslavery kills any spontaneity s m h
>>51523264
PRICK
>>51523475
shave and post pics
>>51523471
doing a powwow in your wigwam chief
are any of you as attractive as any of these british men?
good morning
>>51523517
>Taking care of your appearance
Gaylord.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRh_vgS2dFE
>>51523518
I'm really glad the Anglos genocided the wrong kind of indian desu
seriously, native americans are absolute trash
>>51523501
>1. Seeing friends
>2. boozing/doing coke
>3. Listening to music
normiescum
why do grils not like me
>>51523562
>implying there's a right kind of Indian
>>51523566
>>>/r9k/
>>>/growup/
>>51523575
you're unattractive, not confident, boring, mean?
>>51523531
any nsfw pics la?
>>51523531
>brits
>attractive
pick one
>>51523575
Inanimate objects aren't capable of emotion tbqh lad.
>>51523187
christ
http://imgur.com/a/1QrSi
>>51523531
>they will never dogpile me
sad
Who /infidel/ here?
>>51523074
looks like mine t.b.h.
>>51523592
if you want to genocide us now, then it's far too late. White Genocide is almost in full flight right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahf1OL6rFdk
love this one
>"Hello mum, dad, I'm back from my visit to Japan".
>"Here's my fiances Kieko"
How do they react?
>>51523662
>lamest
I agree with the sentiment, but fuck off yank
>>51523656
Imagine the smegma
>>51523531
>tfw look uglier than all of them
kill me
>>51523662
>mfw that's literally my post
>http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/29/isis-fighter-desperately-cries-after-being-captured-by-kurdish-forces-5532461/
Can you even imagine what they're going to do to him
>>51523709
>actually being a paki
>>51523719
Dad: k-kawaii~
>>51523719
>>51523531
Why do you keep posting this? Are you a nonce?
>>51523656
how is this even possible? do people not stretch it out at the age of 12 in a warm bath?
>>51523662
>>51523725
got an extension to this
>scottish comedians literally just think their accent and telling people they're from scotland passes as humour
>>51523575
make them like you
t. non-virgin
>>51523662
ave tae agree with this tae ba onest
>>51523662
Know a girl that does this. Bit annoying tbqh.
Following David Cameron's outburst, can I be honest with him? If he really cared about Syrians he would accept more refugees into the UK.
>>51523719
>dad flies off the handle
>Do you know how many of those jap bastards I garrotted in Burma? [he's 97] [note: I made this up]
>Mum is a weeb and starts preparing low quality westernised sushi and singing Jpop [note: this scenario is also very unlikely]
>>51523656
how does he even piss
>>51523830
I really like Kevin Bridges tbqh
>>51523841
>Lisicki
>t. non-virgin
Pick one
>>51523758
Is this yours as well?
i dont care where just far
>>51523712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsjLQOco35U
GOAT oldie indian song coming through
>>51523719
"I can't wait to see what type of children you two will create; I'm sure they will be fine though."
>>51523758
fuck off it's literally mine
wasn't going to post this so i don't look like a smug twat but i can't have some imposter trying to take it from me
fuck off
>>51523878
nah but that was a brilliant thread
really put scots in their place.
>>51523870
literally one of the two comics i had in mind whilst writing that post :^)
>>51523815
makes sense. i would play with it when i was little then during most of my puberty i only touched it to pee because i was scared of growing up and it definitely got tighter
>>51523782
listen here you fucking inbred im a true A R Y A N
H I N D U
>>51523760
talk shit get banged
>>51523939
i think it's mainly christian morals that are responsible for phimosis cases
>>51523932
haha m8 good one.
>>51523719
Me in march lads
5 on my dick cos I'm Ricky Martin
>>51523906
false
this is the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTPp9avA2hQ
>>51523662
tbqh, that was me typing in a scot accent and I did it for a laugh. I'm actually from Essex.
>Among so many stupid /brit/ memes, a typed accent is what everyone wets themselves over
O boy I am laffin!
>>51523975
>get banged
Literally I hope. Anally raping ISIS fighters would make them a bit wary
>>51523949
>I'M AN ACTUAL LITERAL PAKI
I can't even imagine the shame.
>>51523949
that bloke is pretty ugly if im being honest
>>51523662
daily reminder the english do the exact same thing when start going on like senpai bruv tbqhwy lad
Might go into town tomorrow and do some shopping. Also need a haircut but they always have shit people on Wednesdays because only unemployed gimps like me go to get their haircut on Wednesday mornings.
>>51524062
are you kidding? all they do is anally bang each other when they're not home with their wives
>>51524069
fAm is american
>>51524075
go in suit and pretend your own your break
>>51524057
>>51524057
no m8 it was those fucking twitter and facebook screencaps u muppet
>>51524069
literally don't m8
prove them wrong
wanna sign on again but cba for the work programme
have they scrapped it yet
>>51524121
Oh, I err stand corrected.
>>51524117
wrong
>>51524043
agreed t.bh, totally forgot about that song, that tune is god-tier
>hare krishna hare ram
reminds me of this kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLEsgP0FMQ4
>>51524115
Even better, they couldn't wait to surrender, the dirty buggers
>>51524142
no
why would the scrap it?
>>51524142
get a job you runt
>>51524142
The system works
(unlike you)
>>51524126
>Calling ISIS ISIL
>>51524064
>>51524066
im going to kill myself and these two 4chan posts will be in my note
>>51524126
is this saying we should bomb assad instead?
>>51524200
>Calling Daesh ISIS
>>51524126
>previous interventions have rendered the countries peaceful
stop this bait, cba reading the other points because of it
>>51524121
>m8
>>51524121
m8? m8? I don't believe that's the Queen's English.
>>51524219
Rasheed
>>51524224
>he's too dense to realise its written sarcastically
>>51524126
Funny as fuck
>Daesh
>"so called" Islamic state
>>51524224
It's sarcastic you dumb fucker
>>51524224
its not b8 you mongoloid
fucking autism cant even sense sarcasm go get laid you fucing weirdo virgin
>>51524219
>Calling the "so-called" Islamic State Daesh
>>51524157
>New bollywood shit
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWi2yyIOBE0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC7LyI1GVYw
>mfw charming the ladies with my sarcastic witty banter
>>51524126
>Not bombing ISIS and then carrying on bombing Assad
Lefties do realise that Assad is already bombing his own people, right?
>The Islamic State
>The "Islamic" State
>The Islamic "State"
>"The" "Islamic" "State"
>>51524282
>Calling the Islamic State the "so-called" Islamic State
Should call it the Islamic so-called "State" tbqh. Established that it's Muslim but illegitimate.
>>51524322
so you bomb everybody to oblivion then what?
just clear off?
Post your most recent facebook picture
I'll start
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mbewJGi62J
>>51524346
It's not the most imaginative name in the world is it?
>>51524322
Bomb + bomb dont make a right
they make a hole haha
>>51524126
>using half-done jobs as an excuse for not doing it right this time
>civilian casualties are already happening and will only increase if the war is not brought to a decisive close
>implying the SAA aren't moderate Moslems
>implying defeating IS won't stop the refugees
>implying it will be quick or straightforward
>this actually implies IS are better than Assad
>>51524319
>TFW charmed a girl into thinking about ending a relationship to pursue one with me
>TFW convinced her not to
Moralfaggotry is tough sometimes.
>>51524224
>namefag
>>>/snow/
>>51524322
>Going to war with Russia
>>51524362
Put an arrest warrant on Assad on account of him being a cheeky cunt for using chemical weapons
>people think that calling ISIS 'Daesh' is somehow insulting and 'fighting back' against ISIS when in actual fact they probably don't give a toss what you call them
>>51524215
nah you're fairly average to handsome looking even
>>51523531
me on the left
>>51524432
you have no right to type to me slavic scum
>>51524414
it doesnt imply any of that m8, it implies bombing is the complete wrong way to sort the situation
Business idea: start called the so called Islamic State rasheed
>>51524468
fuck off stop giving me attention
When the BBC says "The so-called Islamic State" is it because they're suggesting that it isn't Islamic or isn't a state
>>51524495
both
>>51524322
>01
>waste millions of pounds bombing ragheads when they can put that toward increasing my benefits
what a world we live in
Started a new playthrough of The Last of Us today. Just on 'normal' difficulty though (again); hard is too difficult for me.
>>51524433
>Put an arrest warrant on Assad on account of him being a cheeky cunt for using chemical weapons
ah and just leave the rubble behind?
>>51524495
isn't a state
>>51524495
it isn't an officially recognised state
>>51524495
both
but mainly about denying legitimacy
>>51524553
Then is it The So Called Palestine?
>>51524495
probably islamic knowing them
>>51524570
fuck off ya cheeky cunt
>>51522994
>red pill
I thought only amerifats were this retarded
>>51524495
It isn't a state, though they probably also believe they aren't real Muslims because they had a mate in year 6 who was Muslim and he let them play with his PSP on the last day of school so all Muslims are good blokes
>>51524545
full webm pls
>>51524570
No. Palestine is a real state getting oppressed by Jews. :^)
>>51524570
The UN recognises Palestinian statehood so its different
>>51524487
It is implying those things, but you are correct in that bombing won't solve the problem. The complete liquidation of IS's ability and will to fight must come from the bayonet as well as the bomb.
You can drop explodey shit on them all you want but to win the war you need to get in their faces and stick a bayonet in their eyes.
>>51524483
Off thyself.
Recommend me a good movie to watch tonight lads
Flicks I've recently enjoyed: Edge of Tomorrow, Oblivion
www.reddit.com/r/amiugly
they told you to tell me that you mans some wastemans
so stay in your place faMs
I want to care about sports
How do you care about sports?
pisses me off how britain is desperate to remain one of the big boys on the world stage at the cost of our quality of life
we should become irrelevant like the nordic countries and put all that military spending into improving the QoL of the citizens
>>51524650
starship troopers
>>51524650
The recent Mission Impossible film
>>51524654
>this is the top post
>>51524680
it's not military spending that keeps you from improving your quality of life lad
Sadness covers me like a blanket.
Tuck me in.
Let me die.
>>51524650
jacob's ladder
>>51524680
Lower military spending isn't what makes the Nordics have such a high quality of life
>>51524654
Surprised it's mostly men.
>>51524650
The one I love
>>51524680
we spend hardly anything on the military
I do not recognise the legitimacy of the so called 'Janny'
>>51524736
breathe out so I can breathe you in
>>51524761
how?
>>51524650
haha u gay for tom cruise?
m-me too
>>51524680
quality of life is fine though desu
>>51524736
*tucks you in*
bye
>>51524680
>pisses me off how britain is desperate to remain one of the big boys on the world stage at the cost of our quality of life
literally 2% of GDP is spent on defence
The British Armed Forces are smaller than the USMC
>>51524780
I expected women fishing for compliments.
>>51524732
more money until the military means less money for other services
why waste trillions on a nuclear deterrent that has no real purpose anymore when we can improve services like the NHS
