bring the vodka and the charlie edition
maisie
classic choon desu senpaitachi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE
son, there are more important things in life than money
>>51517823
The Revolution was a mistake
- Napoleon Bonaparte
>>51518169
>seven
>fucking
>seconds
Hi lads x
>>51518165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBdCrLtsS5I
It's like a rain forrest in a box la
>>51518169
just kill yourself
manga
>>51518240
i was the one that made the thread tbf
>>51518275
no
Aight lads.
Post things with descriptive filenames.
>>51518280
sauce
>>51518246
kek
>>51518246
sort of like a fish tank but for plants haha
What should I shitpost in /fr/?
Norweging this thread...
..with no survivors!!
Genuinely going to buy a meme cat next year, lads.
>>51518292
>>51518237
>Talleyrand is the key to all of this
>I may have gone too far in a few places
finally bored of wanking
>>51518320
Tell them their baguette reeks of garlic and cheese
I wonder what it's like to have a girl say she likes you or say that she thinks about you. It was nice when that one qt told me she dreamt of me but there were no romantic or sexual undertones there.
>>51518300
Museum of Terror by Junji Ito
>>51518292
Filename thread?
I stand with the Lion of Damascus
Do you?
Level 56 in fallout 4 lads.
>>51518292
if you drink alcohol over the age of 18, you're a fucking degenerate
>>51518292
>>51517993
they can be degenerate fucks so long as it's with their own kind
also how did you find this
>>51518427
i don't think this is true
>>51518446
im sorry hes right
Are there any good medieval films based on England apart from braveheart?
want to watch a film desu
Whoops. Just sharted 2bh
>>51518382
Had a girl keep looking in my direction the other day at a comedy club. When we locked eyes, she'd maintain eye contact.
Pretty sure first time that's ever happened. Kept looking over, kept staring at each other a bit.
Then I got really fucking drunk and threw a packet of love hearts at her.
Literally asspie general, haha.
>>51518427
Rasheed
>>51518292
>>51518434
Wish I was attracted to chinks
Id fuck anything with a fanny but the feeling I get from watching this webm is the same as watching a webm of nature or some shit, just total neutrality, no feelings towards the woman 2bh
>Jeremy
>Corbyn
>>51518475
Henry V (1989) has a scene in England I think
>>51518382
Fuck off normie
>>51518492
Well romantic lad.
>>51518510
>He looks upon nature with neutrality
>>51518475
braveheart is an excellent movie 2bh, don't know any others like it I'm afraid
>let me just grab those for you Sir, after all, a manager's work is never done!
>>51518538
Wouldn't know. South East master race.
>>51518475
Ironclad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72AQHdRcI5o
Also watch the Hollow Crown. Technically a TV series but long enough to be films
>>51518412
God bless you, Bashar Al-Assad.
>being investigated at Morrisons for some social media bullshit
>been applying for jobs for a little while
>got a call to interview today for a much better job from Specsavers
If I get the Specsavers job, can Morrisons fuck me up?
>>51518475
Braveheart isn't a good medieval film
who /South-East/ here?
https://www.fb.com/mattbottuk/videos/10153556544194193/?pnref=story
BASED SOUTHEND DESU
>>51518219
Do you think filming this video was the high point of their lives?
>>51518475
Bad meme desu sempai, baka
>>51518620
>being investigated at Morrisons for some social media bullshit
Is that you, Ribena?
>>51518632
essex mentioned
>>51518620
>much better job
>specsavers
>>51518594
Think ive seen that already but can't remember so ill give it a watch
>>51518525
will watch it if i have seen ironclad
>>51518292
>>51518422
>>51518434
Fuck off you mentally ill chink fantasists
>>51518475
TV show: The Last Kingdom
About Vikings and Saxons going at it. Features Alfred the great.
>>51518705
Rasheed
>>51518648
nah blud
>>51518681
>£6.73 per hour at Mozzas
>£18,000 a year salaried at Speccas
don't have an advent calendar :-(
>My employers care what I post on social media
>>51518726
Looks pretty good, might do a binge watch over the weekend
>>51518817
me neither :/
>i post on social media
>change profile picture
>4 likes
>mate changes his profile picture to a photo of us both
>60 likes and counting
>>51518827
>I'm employed
>I use social media
>>51518848
>h
>>51518817
ashens
>>51518726
Return of Danelaw fucking when?
glad i'm not a girl
getting pregnant and watching my belly grow would be horrifying
>Watch TV
>See a nice couple enjoying each others company
>Feel bad about myself
Can't be doing with this.
>>51518877
you get half of those desu
but end yourself for being a zuckerberg shill
wew lads I forgot Peaches Geldof was dead
>>51518870
is 4chan social media?
>>51518882
>using social media
Normalfucks out
>>51518827
Funny thing is, it's not what I posted, it's what I haven't posted.
They've literally suspended me for not having a "visible social media presence"
>>51518928
dunno
New goal gf
>>51518920
Did you ask Bob how his kids were doing or summit?
>>51518928
It's anti-social media.
>>51518942
that's what I was implying
>>51518817
We got given free ones in work but I didn't take mine home because I didn't fancy holding an advent calendar on 2 trains and a bus 2bh
>>51518877
my friend asked me to like his profile new picture today
>>51518914
don't think I do, he gets bare likes because he's /fit/ and good looking even though he's got a very badly receding hairline
I'm a 6'5 lanklet and in the photo I look like I have no jawline (I don't but it looks worse in the photo)
>>51518961
*unzips lead*
>>51518920
;-;
how many more qts have to die before they give them to autists to look after
>>51518950
>They've literally suspended me for not having a "visible social media presence"
Sounds like bollocks.
Which twice girl is your favourite lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rtV5esQT6I
>>51518950
That makes no sense. There must be more to it than that.
>>51518920
had a wank to her a few times ngl
>>51518961
is that karen
>>51518969
popped up in the news, bob was talking about how upset he was or some shit
>>51519009
me in the middle
>>51518920
Who?
>>51519009
furthest to the right
>>51519009
>JYP
Enjoy your nugus
>>51519009
you are a child
>>51518950
If that truly is all there is to it get the papers involved and sue them for fucking thousands lad
wud b national news
>>51518950
this has to be b8 right
BURN THE COAL
PAY THE TOLL
>>51519096
thieving negroid scum
https://www.yahoo.com/tech/report-the-next-iphone-wont-have-a-headphone-224044860.html
>>51518401
hello?
>Appearing angry about government
policies, especially foreign policy
http://www.cscb-new.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/CSCB_Radicalisation_and_Extremism_Single_Pages.pdf
wew lads don't you dare disagree with dave, he'll have you
>>51519160
>making it even slimmer
literally why? they're already slim enough
>>51519009
Tzuyu: Birth Date: June 14, 1999 (age 16)
>>51518987
iktfb
hit the gym before it's too late maybe you can leave lanklet status and the world of wizardy behind
>>>/fit/
>>51519160
>autoplaying video
never opening yahoo again
doing a degeneracy
you now remember Cleggmania
>>51519001
>>51519012
>>51519071
>>51519072
Nope, it's genuine. Their logic is that if I'm not using social media in a visible way, I must be using it to bring the company into disrepute. They asked me to hand over the links to my social media accounts, and I refused, citing the fact that I literally don't have any. They then suspended me, pending an investigatory hearing.
Quite tempted to link them to /brit/ if I'm honest.
>>51519219
>1999
wew
>>51519231
hope you have it. fucking normie
>>51518950
This only happens in the USA.
>>51519226
I'm currently doing SL5x5 to get to ottermode
>>51519254
normieism has gone too far
>>51519160
>iphone
LOL
>>51519353
I have an S4 myself, but this means that other companies will follow suit
It's like how they've stopped making phones with microSD slots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwSvL08isHo
Choon lads
>>51519254
It isn't genuine at all. Half of the people I work with don't have it. Huge swathes of my sector don't have it.
There is no way to possibly fire, suspend or punish someone for not having social media.
>>51519363
lulz!
Hey there lads!
>>51519343
good lad
>>51519254
Mate, phone a lawyer.
>>51519389
>samshit
Goodnight
humiliated by my lecturer today lads
>>51519466
how?
>>51519408
ta lad
>>51519466
sara
>>51519398
haha epic bro Death Grips is my favourite behind Neutral Milk Hotel and My Bloody Valentine, I can see you're a freethinker who forms his own taste like me
>>51519389
No they wont. Using a proprietary connector is fucking retarded and only apple fanbois are retarded enough to eat that shit up.
Everyone else will be like "but how will I use my good headphones?"
>>51519402
I know it's all blustering on their end. I'm not worried whatsoever, to be perfectly honest. If they fire me, I go to literally the easiest tribunal in human fucking history and rinse their bank accounts. If they keep me, I get a new job and quit just before Christmas. It's a win/win for me.
>>51519410
There's no point. I know this is wrong, they know this is wrong, they just hope that I don't know that they know. I could represent myself and walk in and out of an unfair dismissal case in about 15 minutes.
is there a way to stop these fUCKING automatic updates happening on windows 10
driving me up the WALL
baneposting is just one of those things that will never translate to normies because they think image macros with impact font = meme
They don't actually get humor, they just regurgitate. Not saying that baneposting is heady stuff, but outside of people that go on the internet all fucking day, I don't think people really "get" what makes memes memes.
>>51519254
Well here's a (You), anyway.
>>51519389
I have a OnePlus X, and it has a microSD slot
>>51519513
That dude has a tiny head.
>>51519513
looks like an old man
>>51519160
>you won't be able to charge your phone and listen to music through headphones at the same time without a £19.99 piece of guff.
People over 25 don't have facebook no way it's a job requirement
>>51519363
Unironically considering getting into going to church, lads.
>>51519484
kek
>>51519389
I have a LG V10 and it has a removable battery and SD slot
>>51519561
>>51519470
Was queuing to talk to him, waited for like an hour while he tried to flirt with every girl in the queue. Bunch of girls tried to push in the front and another lecturer told me to leave the queue because it was getting too crowded (because the girls weren't fucking queuing). I said actually the queue is here and I've been waiting for an hour, so the girls had to go to the back. Then he just asked me loads of really hard questions in front of everyone (even though he didn't ask anyone else) and the girls laughed at me.
>DLR
>1 min until dep
>Topped up and rushed straight to the train
>Forgot to touch in
>No gates to pass, unlike the metro
>Staff at my exit station
>Their device indicated red (cross) instead of green
>Been issued a fare to pay
>Reason code: OPP - Oyster Prepay
I had enough money to pay for the whole journey, couldn't they just have deducted the amount I would usually pay?
>>51519575
when i become a normie im going to repost this comment with a fedora picture
>>51519654
What kind of meme course are you doing?
is this cara?
it really looks like cara
test
>>51519561
>he upgraded to Windows 10
daily reminder there is literally nothing wrong with looking after another man's child if he's not in the picture
>>51519677
Bachelors in Made Up Stories at the University of Life
>>51519677
One where the lecturers are all creepy old men or virginal feminists.
CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdAUvAXCUW8
>>51519513
#TheHatLife
>>51519708
anyone body here at [spoiler]__YORK__[/spoiler]?
Want to try being a normie for once tbqh lads.
bit bored lads
>>51519717
>feminists
>virginal
So they're from the 1950s?
>>51519687
good lad
>>51518994
>Implying more wouldn't die in the care of autists
>>51519771
typical yorkposter
Why is Neutral Milk Hotel so popular on /mu/?
It sounds just the country folk rock that my dad was listening to back in the 90s.
>>51519657
No, goy, Oyster is costing them too much money so they need fines to top up the balance sheet.
>David Cameron has told Conservative MPs not to vote with "terrorist sympathisers" ahead of the Commons vote on UK airstrikes on #Syria
The normies are on to me.
Be careful. They can smell the scent of abnormie
>>51519851
It's an old meme
post god tier albums lads
how is /GF2015/ coming along lads?
really hope we don't bomb Syria Tbh lads it will literally get us nowhere
>>51519879
great album lad
>>51519789
they're lecturers in STEM so they're ugly cunts who got picked on in school and they treat girls preferentially because they're really the same
is meetup.com any good for making fwends
gonna go back into uni lads
good bye x
>>51519900
I hope we do, always good to get some real world practice in case we have to fight in a real war.
>>51519879
>>51519894
stop reminding me
>>51519900
this desu, as if the uk's two fghter jets will turn the tide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFu2DfPDGeU
dubstep at it's peak la's
>>51519855
>>51519874
It's in the way you walk desu
im not the kind of person who digs through things other people have thrown away
- Zach Braff on adoption
Not been a good film on the torrent sites for week..
I swear big films used to get released weekly.. Screeners and that.
Now it's nothing. Have to wait for the DVD to get released.
>>51519857
Number of muslim deportation programmes announced by David Cameron: 0 (zero)
>>51519857
Nice media play Dave
gave in to /tv/ and watching the first episode of jessica jones. bit irked by the once again in your face lesbianism but i'll let it slide for now and watch the second episode tomorrow
what is her super power anyway
>>51519879
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3341421/Get-brother-Dying-words-six-year-old-girl-crushed-sliding-car-park-gate-desperate-family-tried-vain-pull-out.html
and another one gone
and another one gone
>>51519879
>being able to sit through that whiney voiced melodrama
W E W
E
W
>>51519923
>lecturers in STEM
>feminists
How does this work?
>>51519991
>implying children are rid of due to their fault
idiot thing to say
>>51519833
how do you figure
>>51520048
>gif
fuck off
eating chocolate fudge cake lads
>>51520068
ugly cunts who get fucked and chucked their whole lives
NEED an eire bf now
>>51520028
would give it a try but I don't like the actress plus there's too much interracial nonsense in it
>>51519894 Not so good ngl. There's this one amazon qt that keeps flirting with me but I'm bit scared 2bh.
doing a sad
Meme dans la high castle s01e10 right now
>>51520093
They would kill themselves, in little over a week.
literally 27 years old lads
it's all downhill from here
>>51520048
RACISTS OUT
>>51519879
C O L L A G E
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
>>51520154
she only did one black guy. i guess it gets worse
>>51519857
Gilbert: There is one difference. In a democracy, the people have some say in the matter through their elected representatives, and in the United States only Congress can declare wars.
Göring: Oh, that is all well and good, but, voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country.
>>51520213
TAYLOR
A
Y
L
O
R
>>51519046
>>51519879
>>51520192
that's okay then. thought you were implying we wouldn't look after them
>>51520213
>churches
Into the bin it goes.
>been watching a film
>guy keeps messaging me every few minutes
>havent responded in about an hour
>he is still messaging me
>>51520213
>mbdtf but no college dropout
>>51520213
>uppermiddleclasswhitegirl.jpg
Can't believe a pikey is world heavyweight champion..
>>51520244
I have literally no idea who that is, family.
eating curly fries
>>51520191
read the fucking book you pleb
>>51520214
*spits in your face*
>>51520307
he's a chav mate get it right
>>51520275
You're all worthless autistic neets. You would provide no security at all and lack even the most basic life skills, no chance of competently raising a child. So no, probably wouldn't look after them.
>>51520141
fit
>>51520280
answer me back you fanny
>>51520280
HERTFORDSHIRE
Doing a loneliness lads.
>>51520350
lad he is definitely a pikey
>>51520280
halifax
>>51520280
on the cross
>>51520355
Describes me really well actually lol
>>51520234
>inane rubbish
>>51520350
No, he's genuinely an Irish traveller. Hence, pikey.
I think that women are wonderful but I've never met one yet who didn't show more feeling than logic.
I died at 27
and will be buried at 77
>>51520396
>>51520390
>>51520373
don't understand any of these posts
>>51520362
nice try mate but wrong flag
>>51520355
that's hurtful anon
haha lads janny's in fallout
What's the difference between a gypsy and a traveller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AMRP9JTHlw absolute choon
>>51520307
Even our scum are world beating.. Fury, and Vardy. Bottom of the barrel scum beating other countries best.
i'll go no more a'rovin
with you fair maid
>>51520473
I think travellers aren't actually roma
>>51520473
Same thing. Traveller is the PC term for gypos.
>>51520456
>/sp/ memes
>>51519879
>tfw been to the house on the cover in Urbana, IL
>>51520441
never really felt like I was ever alive 2bh
>>51520473
travellers are irish gypsies
would q like a mmf 3sum
>ive been to the house on the cover in Urbana, IL
