laughing british actor, comedian, and writer edition
maisie
We should be safe for a while while Janny heads to the shop to get a new head gasket
>laughing british actor, comedian, and writer edition
love me a bit of german sausage lads
>britpoop
why did that walking failure, aka 'the Janny' delete the last thread? Such a jobsworth
>>51514042
>Janny
>>51514072
That's a bit gay lad
I SAID YOU BUY ONE
YOU GET ONE FREE
*goes to sleep*
im going to sleep
>>51514080
>nederpoop
*doesnt*
im not
i wanna be the boy desu
>>51514143
why
is bus depression a thing
>>51514184
good
feeling stressed out lads
work's taking its toll
>>51514184
good
i got up at midday today and went into uni and did a bit of work
very proud of myself
might go back in later as well haha
night lads
>>51514119
Wew
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA
>He wasn't alone
Uh, you don't get to bring friends
>They're not my friends
>He works for the mercenary, the masked man
BANE?
>Aye
Get 'em on board, I'll call it in
To be continued....
>>51514236
good boy
>>51514215
good lad
>>51514192
good chap
>>51514279
good man
>>51514185
weird idiot
>>51514235
You can always stop and take in the view on your journey across the bridge la
>>51514185
this makes my mouth tingly
>>51514279
did you know that the mainstream media now thinks "the fire rises" is a thing white supremacists say thanks to /k/ shooting some blacks?
>>51514306
very impressive
do you guys block ads on 4chan? i started blocking them after that jap bough out the site, i don't want to support any non-white
happy housewife knows her role
clean and happy house is her goal
>>51514367
ur a gook tho
drank a full 700ml bottle of 40% ABV orange flavoured spirits the night before last and now I think I might have the DTs
want to do the washing but my airer is broken ;_;
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how does this make you feel, lads?
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>>51514434
like i am being shilled to
>>51514351
it is. it's literally something only an edgelord would say irl
>>51514434
not really into that, think you had to grow up as a nerd or something
>>51514434
I like some femdom stuff but she is shit.
>no chubby latex-clad german domiantrix gf to make me lick her boots
Is this man a edgelord?
>House mate says his internet is bad and could I reset the router
>It's fine
>Just unplug his ethernet cable, wait 30 seconds and plug it back in again
>"Thanks it's much better now".
why do you reckon Labour sent Liz Kendall to Oldham instead of Jeremy Corbyn?
>>51514553
what will happen if UKIP wins the by-election?
wahey nazeem quality banter
>>51514553
The Muslims wanted to rape her and Labour needed the votes.
>>51514469
someone get this hothead outta here
>>51514434
slightly turned on
mostly repulsed
really cant handle much more of this being awake business
going to start getting on board in bed now desu & ill call it in no later than 18:30pm o'clock in the evening
bed is cold someone come warm it up for me
>>51514367
i unblocked because i like moot and hiro and 4chan enhances my quality of life so much i cant afford to lose it
>>51514362
wait till u see the impressive repeating digits within my post number
>>51514469
depends on the context, its just a movie quote innit
>>51514571
Highly unlikely
but not much besides UKIP having another MP
Corbyn might get chucked out I suppose
>>51514434
had a wank to this yesterday, feel mostly disgusted at myself tbqh
How has baneposting managed to stay fresh after almost 4 years?
>>51514593
bad
stay awake for a few more hours and fix your sleeping pattern
those numbers were okay but take a look at these
Isis getting btfo hard lads
>>51514531
He's a man of impressive stature (in comparison to myself)
>>51514550
check his proxy settings m8, common if one person on a connection is having issues and not another
>>51514622
>almost 4 years
>>51514531
how is he not?
but I'm talking about the kinds of spergs who quote a obscurantist-revolutionary villain in a Christopher Nolan film
>>51514622
It's a big meme
>>51514185
erm ... why is she doing that with a child?
>>51514622
A lot of longevity for a pop cultural meme
fucking meme SSD is full again s m h
>was certain my presentation was on the third
>show up to lecture, not prepared at all
>suddenly find out my presentation is today
>I'm also sick so my voice is about an octave higher than normal
>have to give an oral presentation with no notes or anything
Please kill me
What are some cool galleries in London?
>>51514693
shove stuff on your HDD m9
>>51514592
good boy
>>51514693
>tfw 500gb SSD and no hard drive
pretty good
HAPPY
housewife
>>51514622
Because it's a 5 minute scene with lots of dialogue meaning it can be adapted to fit almost any situation.
It's just a shame about the incident. A lesson to us all that if you meme too hard bad things can be summoned into existence.
>>51514700
the tate modern
>>51514736
Is that a woman in the chair?
>>51514700
Saatchi pham
>>51514710
SSD is all i have internally :(
128gb was a bad choice. Fucking apple kikes.
>>51514672
4 u
>>51514736
bent
>>51514736
Hideo Kojima
If you want a housewife you better be marrying a Muslim or a Thai girl
>>51514693
defrag it
>>51514735
why are you posting stock photos
>>51514621
very good boy
spent all day watching anime again lads
watched tora majusto no index desu
wasn't that good desu lads desu ngl wouldn't recommend
>nearly 2016
>baneposting
>>51514755
>>51514767
Already been
The Yorkshire ripper is on the loose!
>>51514736
>bowing that low
what the fuck, such beta culture
>>51514814
>>nearly 2016
>korean "men"
Post din dins
>>51514700
where have you been already
>>51514820
Serpentine
>u want some quavers senpai?
>>51514851
bit early 2bh
Spinach & chicken curry in the works doe
did an 83% in my coursework lads
>>51514802
>>51514767
external hard drives m98
>>51514852
V&A
Saatchi
Tate
National portrait gallery
>>51514851
actually pre din dins right now
really doubt i can make it
yawning every 30 secs like a ruddy dinosaur
this close to passing out and SMASHING my skull to bits on my mug
make 26 grand a year lads and have no gf
might just top myself
>>51514903
>anon why do you have a folder of those stock images displaying patriarchal gender roles???
>>51514922
white chapel gallery
>>51514968
buy one
>>51514922
are you only interesting art galleries?
>>51514837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCATw-7au30
The whole MV is about turning a beta male into a cool guy 2bh
>>51514908
yeah use one, but 90% of the stuff on my SSD is music and I don't want that on an eternal.
>>51515004
put it on the cloud™
>>51514931
>>51514719
It's mostly repulsed
I like femdom, but that's shit femdom and only the first girl is good looking when she's in the dress
>>51514968
on £31k a year and still a handholdless virgin at 24 lad
its ok
>November 21st: Mr Corbyn declares he is opposed to air strikes; Ed Miliband, Labour’s former leader, is reported to have told an MP: “I bet you didn't think things would actually get worse”
Even Ed is laughing at him
>>51514982
dunno wats the point
i have 10 grand spending money a year.
why do photos on the newest passports look so shit?
>>51514995
eeny
meeny
miny
mo
>>51515038
ed rn
>>51515051
go around the world
>>51514781
A war orphan with next to no English wouldn't have any pesky social contacts to lure her out of the house
>>51515038
Ed at least kept Labour competitive Corbyn has just turned them into a joke
>>51515038
Kinda like Ed 2bh
how do animes sleep so comfortably on desks
temple & cheekbones hurt like a cunt after like 30 seconds
whats the secret
>>51515051
>i have 10 grand spending money a year.
invest it
>>51515038
i feel sorry for corbyn, he's surrounded by neo-liberal bourgeoisie scum. i hope he makes it 2020 with the evil press hounding him at every step.
>>51515084
They're both ugly.
>>51515108
stop being a soft cunt
>>51515108
Are you having a Turkish?
>>51515083
i get 4 weeks off a year.
i take three week-long holidays spread across the year and then reserve the rest of the days for when im just really not feeling it.
don't really have time to visit anywhere.
fuck what you heard mane zoo gang with it
>>51515112
He won't make it beyond May 2016
should I buy Elite: Dangerous lads? it's only a tenner
>>51514981
Because women can only be truly happy as a happy housewife
>>51515112
He is getting in boot very soon
>>51514990
Yeah mainly
>>51515197
No, wait for Elite Horizons to release
>>51515227
>>51515239
Are you meming me?
Any memers in the thread tonight?
>>51515262
No
I bought it for £40 and I feel keked
Seriously, wait for Horizons
Who has resigned themselves to spending new year's eve with /brit/ already?
>>51515294
but it's only £10!
My girlfriend on holiday :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3_J-3IsSt0
>>51515297
not me
reckon the normoes might invite me out
>>51515297
Spent it last year with /a/ desu
they had a radio and everything
>>51515309
>!
fuck off
>>51515309
It's a great game, but it feels empty as fuck.
Buy it if you want, but I'd wait for Horizons. It's going to be good.
>>51515160
i'm still upset he didn't get elected
>>51515297
There's a possibility
I have to discuss the plan with the gf first
>>51515297
bought tickets for something, just need to confirm i have people to go with
>>51515088
You fellas are basically reliving the 1980s in your country, aren't you?
Labour Party experiencing a huge shitfight between the far left and centrists but can't split or have the centrists hive off into existing centrist parties because it would be an even bigger electoral suicide than staying together and trying to make do with meme leaders.
>>51515350
was using it ironically 2bh
>>51515297
I'm gonna get pissed if it's the last thing I do
>>51515297
Spending it with /kspg/ desu lads
>>51515297
Going to propose to my gf
>>51515427
haha did the man reach orbit?
>>51515297
Will be out listening to tunes
>>51515376
yeah pretty much except the country isn't going to shit with mass unemployment like it did in the 80s so the loony left have a lot less to feed off. corbyn will be gone pretty fast.
>>51515376
basically
Problem with FPTP means that the radical leftists have to team up with the more centrist leftists
in a PR system they could just be separate parties then go into coalition together
Hi
>>51515529
Hello
lel
>no kg
:(
>>51515437
she'd better be a virgin
if she isn't dump her
>>51515529
hey
>>51515536
>>51515576
how are we then haha x
>>51515592
not bad desu, did a wake up at a reasonable time today
how was work
>>51515574
Fucks sake
its basically Christmas already desu.
>>51515574
explain
>>51515574
wtf has that guy done to his chest
SEVENTEEN THIRTY EIGHT
>>51515592
getting increasingly doubtful about my nippon trip desu
>>51515635
javascript event listener function call for when the user resizes the window. I still have no fucking clue
>>51515656
the sculpting chest hair meme hasnt made it over there?
>>51515635
this >>51515704
but it's because she's got her foot on his willy and his willy will be resizing and then it calls onResize when his willy resizes
>>51515621
Will be celebrating with the waifu desu
Corbyn is literally the leader of the Labour party
>>51515804
"leader"
>>51515760
very good.
>>51515804
"labour"
Doesn't feel like Christmas
I think I need to buy some Christmas clothes, that'll do it
>>51515804
"party"
Back from dindins
JUST
>>51515617
It was ok, quite busy because black friday but only one guy shouted at me today and I sorted that out 2bh so other than that it was alright
the girl I like told me she cried the other day because of me :c got asked today if I wanted to move to another department in work just incase the one I'm at now is too much for me but I said no because I don't mind where I am now and the girl I like thought I would have said yes and she didn't want me to go but I said no so it's all good and now she's happy I'm still with her hehe. She's my team leader so if that sounds odd then yeah..
>>51515804
Dear Leader*
>>51515896
wew lad
putting your willy in her when
din dins in the oven
1 potato waffle (meant to be 15 mins but doing it 25 mins)
3 southern fried chicken pieces
loads of chips
and lashings of sweet chilli sauce
>>51515896
marriage when
>>51515951
Grim
>>51515804
fuck off murdoch shill
>>51515951
bought 2 big chinky dishes for £4 from tesco earlier
gonna go put them in the oven soon
>>51515931
>>51515953
Still working on it
Still keking that guy but I'm working on it
>>51516009
good lad
need to get her to go to drinks or something with you desu
Lads I'm cooking sausage rolls from frozen should I do 190/5 or 220/7?
Rate
>>51516079
microwave 3 mins
>>51516057
It's hard to match up our schedules, I was free on Friday but she was working on Saturday, now I'm working the Saturday coming so I wouldn't be able to go out on Friday anyway ;-;
>>51516079
Don't know what that means
I just bang them in for half an hour
>>51516079
do whatever it says on the packet you nonce
>>51516145
They didn't come in a packet mum made them for me
Going to do a walk to Morrisons and try to resist the temptation to buy cigarettes.
>>51515760
iktf
>>51516079
bung em in the microwave for a few minutes first
My right bollock really fucking hurts it feels like it's gripped in a vice
>>51516177
good lad
Sorry I'm late, got stuck in traffic.
>>51516191
On defrost setting?
>>51516223
depends if they're frozen or not
going to do an anime
quite hungry~
>>51516205
Lad get that checked out if the blood flow is cut off you will have to get it removed unless you see a doctor within 8 hours
I make 32k a year as manager of JBB and I struggle to pay rent and bills
>>51516264
This 2bh
What you going to watch lad?
I'm gonna watch Eva again
>>51516223
nah like med for 2min, defrost is too slow
then bung em in the oven at 180celsius until they're done
>>51516079
175 you mong. turn them over every 10 mins
>>51516293
wtf is jbb
>>51516293
shouldve learnt how to operate machines senpai
I usually get woken up around 02:30 in the morning by these loud mouthed, ignorant, arrogant, drunk, so called well educated individuals, as they return back from their drinking sessions. They may be well educated, however they cannot differentiate between what is and what isn't recyclable rubbish and pile everything into the green bin until the lid cannot be closed. The bin men then refuse to empty it so it's left on the pavement for the foreseeable future because the students haven't got the common sense to move it and sort it out. Then the next night the next group of drunken idiots (sorry, students) comes along at 02:30 and decides that it'd be fun to kick 7 bells out of the overflowing green bin spewing rubbish all over the street. If this is the future work force of Great Britain then we have got problems. Wait until 03:30 in the morning before starting to dig up the road and see how they like it. If you hadn't already guessed, I absolutely hate students with a passion. Maybe one day, when they have to get up in the morning and do a full days work they will understand why.
>>51516307
finally going to finish NNB repeat
>>51516331
I'm gonna go with this guy
who deserves my vote?
>>51516371
the jewish one
>>51515574
she has an ugly foot
t. foot connoisseur
>>51516371
>Jew or Muslim
>>51516371
me on the right
>>51516371
George Galloway
>Interview Question: Tell me something about yourself
What do?
How is the /GF 2015/ project coming along lads?
>>51516405
it's not that bad
could do with some nail polish
>>51516365
bad choice
gonna be waiting fucking ages for them to defrost in the oven
>>51516424
Tell them something about yourself
>>51516424
>mfw at a group homebase interview i panicked when i got this and said
>I wear contact lenses
cringing rn ngl
>>51516428
got a gf 4 months ago family
>>51516424
tell them something about yourself, but ideally not about your wanking habits or class A drug preferences.
>As a Goldsmith, Zac is a member of the Frankfurt-based, Jewish banking dynasty. On top of this, his wife is Alice Rothschild – the Rothschilds being the other pre-eminent German Jewish financial family. Their combined net worth is upwards of £300m and rising.
>>51516463
well done famalam
>>51516455
this is missing a key part of what makes this webm good desu
>>51516459
More interesting than anything about me tbqh
>>51516371
>MP for richmond park
There can't be any poor people there at all
I can't imagine the sort of non issues his constituents raise with him
piss easy job desu
should probably give him some work to do
>>51516441
Not if he wasn;t a mong and already preheated it. If you cook them at a much higher tempreture they will be burned on the outside by the time they are cooked.
>>51516490
i wonder how much tax he pays each year
>>51516471
I wank primarily to milf porn, but also have a real penchant for FakeTaxi, are you at all familar with it? In terms of class A's, i'm a coke man through and through.
>>51516522
russian oligarchs with visa problems
>>51516533
he's a non-dom so none I imagine
>>51516533
g-d's chosen people don't need to pay tax you dirty anti-semite goy
Liquor and whores, cigarettes and dope, mustard and balloni 2bh, lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8a9eqkSqM8
>>51516543
There's a new one called Fake Cop, not that good though imo
>>51516533
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2009/nov/29/zac-goldsmith-non-domiciled-tax
>>51516548
>>51516636
>non-dom
how come people didn't vote labour so they could have repealed this?
hometown
>>51516655
he gave it up
>Expert Analysis: UK airstrikes will have very little impact
jej
>>51516548
it sort of shows you how different MPs and parties start living within their own little bubble
he probably can't relate to MPs in the north and vice versa
this is why people get complacent with wealth inequality. from the perspective of those in power things look rosy as they go from 5 star hotel to chaffeur driven car to michelin star restaurant and back again
>>51516655
Because then if they ever won the lottery they wouldn't be able to take advantage of it themselves
