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maisie
Kyary DJs like a mad cunt
cara
>>51483499
ugly af
Kyary
>>51483499
spoiler this hog
>>51483558
coward
So lads, did you get any good Black Friday/Cyber Monday deals?
I got a 64GB SD card for £11.99 delivered on Amazon
>>51483039
I'll climb to the top of mount Fuji wearing nothing but my jeans, grey hoodie and black skater shoes
I'll stare across the cloudy sky, and realise I am all alone, apart from the faint sounds of somebody behind me breathing softly
"それは美しいです、それをイマイチ", she'll whisper into my ear
I'll turn to face her, just managing to contain my gasp at her beauty. After a short delay whilst I take in the even greater view, I'll respond to her in my strong, affirmative voice
"あなたほど美しくはありません"
Then we will walk down the mountain together, and by the time we reach the bottom our arms are wrapped together and I will whisk her back with me back to Ol'Blighty
Need a korean gf desu
Rasheed edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTcluCiTX6k
>tfw no french qt gf
>>51483499
YAE CANNE YUS MI LIKENESS YAE FACKIN SASSENACH FECK MEE EH WHERES CORBYN WHEN YAE NEED HEM
I just dont know lads
Post autistic music videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfHx7UskM5w
>>51483605
fuck off yank
>>51483499
this bint has nothing on pupinia
>>51483656
what's wrong la
overestimated how many peanuts I could eat and now I feel sick
need to get myself a bag of salted soon, can't actually remember the last time I had them
>I can't man, I can only take so much before I feel like I'm getting a headche, which is a shame because until then It's really good
that's a shame. so i assume you're not a big fan of the whole croaky, whiney voice gimmick some artists have?
>>51483605
fucking bought all my shit last night
£504 on a new pc
fucking could have bought it today
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
who /iptorrents/ here?
>>51483706
>tfw no coated peanuts(?)
>>51483661
Literal just put "sonic linken park" into youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UQEri-aM7w
>>51483733
fucking mong hahaha
>>51483760
can't remember the name of these but fuck me I could eat these all day
hello yes
Need a gf lads.
Off on a drink thing on wednesday, I'm gonna chat to some qts and try and trick one into going out with me.
>>51483605
tumble dryer, needed one anyway
if you buy shit just because it's on sale you're a bellend
>>51483605
I did alright
>>51483826
>gif
fuck off
>>51483817
yes hello
>>51483808
how is sonic still a thing
like there hasn't been a good sonic game since like what? 1994?
are the french really like this
>>51483872
>gif
fuck off
not hungry but feel like eating cereal haha
>>51483813
>can't remember the name of these but fuck me I could eat these all day
no you couldn't you'd explode
(caught in the undertow)
>>51483912
fatty
spoke to the girl I'm half in love with for about 2 hours lads
best girl lads?
>>51483499
weapon head fuck her pupinia is better
>>51483930
:-(
>>51483912
fat shit
Feliz Navidad is a catchy Christmas chion 2bf
*ahem*
It's "/brit/ and /fr/"
>>51483951
this one
is sex hard to do lads? seems pretty easy but is it harder than it looks?
bit disappointed at today tobehaytch
I have to copy and paste the £ symbol every time I need one, fucking hell
>>51483963
:-(
ben dilks desu
>>51483611
Think you need a の somewhere in that second one.
>>51483719
I'm not sure really lad. There's something about AnCo that really gets on my nerves, I may have over-played them and now I'm fed up with his voice since it's the most consistent thing throughout.
Centipede HZ was the killer for me, any song from that album really annoys me now.
Related note
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Painting_With
>On November 25, the album premiered over the speakers of Baltimore-Washington International Airport, and played on loop until the evening
>Played on loop until the evening
When I first read that I thought it was just Floridada on loop. Not quite as hellish for the normies then
>>51484000
covert jf detected
>>51483629
I'd pump and dump but I wouldn't go out of my way to make one my gf
Too fake For Me
>>51484000
do alt+0163
this took me over an hour
New game lads.
1. Go to youtube
2. Type the name of a video game + linken park
3. Post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDs0Gk8wQtM
>>51483842
>paying for Fallout
>paying for The Sims
>paying for Doom 3
>paying for Skyrim
>buying the Valve Complete Pack
>paying for Hotline Miami
>paying for Undertale
>>51484011
just did it in google translate desu
>>51484000
here you mate ££££££
should last you a while
>>51483983
>tfw only ever had sex with hookers so know Idea how competent Id be with a gf
>>51483947
Go for it lad, make that half a whole.
>the qt girl i was talking to on OkCupid hasn't responded in days
>but today I found out she hasn't been online since we last talked
Not sure how to feel lads
>astronauts and cosmonauts who have died in space, upon reentering earth, or attempting to leave
>>51483983
It's easy to do, just hard to do well.
Any mong can just stick his willy into a girl move his hips a bit then cum after a minute or so,
Lasting a while, getting her to enjoy it and getting the most pleasure and fun out of it is the hardest bit.
>>51484023
I'm using a 20 year old Silicon Graphics keyboard, and it's comfy as fuck to type on, but US layout
>>51484069
thanks la
>>51484061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWMvfN763lY
>>51484011
i thought his post was as bad as it could get
then i saw yours
>>51483842
undertale was on sale?
hows your gf doing dudes
>>51484061
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWMvfN763lY
>
Lads, how do you kiss a girl? should I stick my tongue in their mouth or the other way round, or should we meet halfway? Do i lick their tongue or their teeth or their gums or what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8AisTXgAGA
She will be your living end
need a gf and i need one now
>>51484107
nah, sister rec'd me it, not played it yet tho
>>51484023
Not him but I grew up in the US so learnt to type on a US Keyboard and I prefer the layout of the US one but I can still use a UK one
Wouldn't mind being a male model lada
listen to this
http://www.audiocheck.net/Audio/audiocheck.net_binaural_knocking.mp3
>>51483842
>buying modern warfare
why?
>>51484110
Uno piss
>>51484081
thanks lad I'll do my best
Lads, imagine being happy and not constantly fearing the future
still thinking about getting some blonde streaks in my fringe lads
At this point there's no point deluding myself.
/GF2015/ is basically over anyway, /GF2016/ will also probably not happen.
/GF2017/ has a small chance of working out though.
>>51484061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22o01uQB-I4
http://strawpoll.me/6146209
http://strawpoll.me/6146209
http://strawpoll.me/6146209
^ the poll to end all polls ^*
*this poll is actually quite generic and will not have any impact on any future polls
>>51483629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2jHy2U-NG0
iktf
>>51484197
lamo
>>51484133
Force your tongue through her lips, flick her molars (back teeth) with the flat side of your tongue, and suck her tongue towards the back of your throat
>>51484138
>>51484092
im saving these pepes to use later
i hope you dont mind
>>51484197
Sure you can wait till 2016
but why not start crossing the bridge now lad
she's waiting for you on the other side
>>51484133
you bite their tongue/lips as hard as you can until either a) they tap out (usually happens) or b) you successfully bite theirs off before they get yours
Good luck pham
>>51484169
but why male model?
>>51484197
why wont /GF2016/ happen?
>>51484197
what do you think will be different in 2017 from 2016?
>>51484200
I don't eat breakfast anymore (on uni days anyway), usually just grab a packet of crisps on my way to the station and have some proper food on my breaks
Congrats on finding the thing, britbro
[spoiler]I also wanted to know where it was from[/spoiler]
>>51484200
>labelling your choices as good or bad
you can't into polls anon
>>51484105
Jealousy. Unlike you I'm learning a second language and I don't even live there [spoiler]yet[/spoiler]
Lads what's the old dog called Punchy in Rocky 6 supposed to represent?
smoking my last spliff for a while lads.
going to take a break from weed.
>>51484285
your mum
>>51484248
Gonna be in my small little town, just working. all my friends will be gone
>>51484258
going abroad for 6 months to yankland, hope my brit accent will impress the yank gals
>>51484247
Well I'm not female
>>51484276
I'm unironically the most prolific strawpoller in /brit/. Don't tell me how to do my job.
>>51484271
Well and truly fucked.
lads I'm sick
don't come any closer
>>51484200
Usually nothing, but I might get something from pound bakery once in a while when I get off the train
>>51484280
only playing with you poppet
honestly why would you go to live in japan though
visiting for an extended period i could possibly understand, but living there would be shite i reckon
>>51484310
what will happens is that you'll find a gf a few months before you go to America.
thats how the gods usually torture me anyway.
>>51484193
I don't fear the future 2bh
My whole life is basically "things will be better in the future"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_Columbia_disaster
>>51484180
fairly decent game, one of the only good ones in the series (Black Ops had zombies but that's about it)
883 police
>found out oneitis is a lesbian about 10 days ago
>thought I had accepted it already
>...
>still have feelings for her and I can't stop thinking about her
>>51484320
But why male model?
>>51484359
haha will probably be the same for me
life is suffering
>>51484400
black ops was the best one 2bh
>>51484400
yeah i know but why not just torrent it? also mw2 wasn't that bad. they all kind of just play like tom clancy novels which is nice.
is mount fuji even doable as just part of a normal holiday
sort of want to do it but not if its gonna take more then a day lmao
>>51484383
Did the americans fake the moon landing to bankrupt the USSR?
>>51484420
You get paid to have people take pictures of you and get women
How's /GF2015/ coming along lads?
Don't you come here thinking you ballin
>>51484464
okay
>oneitis
pah-thetic
>>51484459
as in so the USSR would try and one up them? nah the moon landing happen 2bh
>>51484433
8 hours up
pretty much a gotta set aside a whole day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtt583ruGAI
>>51484200
Bowl of 'Mighty Malties' (Shreddies) and a croissant.
>>51484355
>visiting for an extended period
You're right. This is my actual plan. British citizens can get a 1 year working holiday visa.
>>51484477
it's not
>>51484500
did that dickhead put his snags on a paper towel? he should use a paper towel to wipe the cum from his mouth the softcock 2bh
>>51484477
lost cause
>>51484477
got blueballed on tuesday
turn 23 in 10 minutes haha
>>51484459
well they obviously didn't do a good job then did they?
I've thought about outsourcing to /cum/
what is your opinion on /cum/
>>51484557
bender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiEmCaNBgJw
o brother where art thou on youtube lads
>>51484520
so thats the dream youre trying to achieve
>>51484559
do you have your shit together?
what to watch tomorrow
>>51484477
I can't believe 2015 is nearly over
Its December in 9 minutes
Time fucking flies I hate it I'm getting older
Someone give me some inspirational words to cheer me up please
>>51483499
one nonce obsessed with some strange scottish girl doesn't mean she's an "approved meme girl", fuck off
>>51484576
I love /cum/
>>51484477
I might just make it, hanging about tomorrow in the hopes that I run into grill from uni, saw her today and didn't go for it but might tomorrow if I see her
>>51484582
shes a right cunt doing it desu
ill fuck her soon enough
>>51484559
Happy birthday!
Not a gommunist by any means but the Soviet national anthem gets my dick rock hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
>>51484611
postman pat the movie
>>51484477
i probably could have made it a few weeks ago but fucked it up
>>51484559
>tfw turn 23 in a month
>tfw really scared
;-;
>>51484645
meme tier opinion
to be honest lads, it's basically december so the chances of getting gf2015 completed now are quite small
>>51484611
stalingrad
forgot that film existed was meant to watch it
tell me if it's any good
>>51484616
you can cross your bridge lad
>>51484559
List your achievements la
>>51484559
ready to kiss your dubs goodbye?
>tfw lose mine for another decade 6 months today
>>51484477
virginity 2015 was a success probably have to postpone gf to 2016 tho
Prepare to vote:
http://strawpoll.me/6146294
http://strawpoll.me/6146294
http://strawpoll.me/6146294
>>51484559
That's a slow race haha
>>51484606
ye got a decent career on the go, should have a big pay rise within 6 months
dont like this ageing thing much tho
turning 34 in 16 days
haha why am i so old fucks sake
>>51484670
everyday has the same odds
are british girls into american guys
>>51484711
LMFAO. what are you doing on here you oap?
https://twitter.com/Adamstone341/status/658333900138262529
drunk girls
>>51484674
bit l8 that might record it
>>51484670
>chances of getting gf2015
Does it count if I had a gf and we broke up? Was pretty overhyped, genuinely prefer the freedom of being single
Though little things like going shopping together and been seen as a couple are surprisingly nice
>>51484611
>Sinterklaas
>Postman Pat
>Lock Stock
The two only options
>>51484477
Did /virginity2015/
/gf2016/ maybe
turning 40 in 17 years lads
>>51484711
>over 30 and browsing the 'chon
pls don't let this be me, pls don't let this be me, pls don't let this be me
>>51484714
nah girls stop looking at a certain point and just embrace being single until after the new year
they're at their most desperate in Oct/Nov
>>51484730
nah not really (not even memeing).
>>51484730
Dont talk to girls much, so i dunno.
>>51484768
but you listed three
>nah girls stop looking at a certain point and just embrace being single until after the new year
>
>they're at their most desperate in Oct/Nov
>>51484784
haha invite me to your 40th birthday bash lad
>>51484603
Half of it. First told the 'rents that I was going to move to Japan when I was ten. Then I discovered the internet and weeaboos and now my dreams are clouded in embarrassment.
>>51484477
>not being a volcel
>>51484739
>>51484786
getting real sick of the bullying
34 is not that old
r-right?
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHortk_wRt8
>>51484477
I can remember you posting this in janurary and thinking 'yeah this year is going to be great' but it's only gotten far far worse haven't even been with a woman in god knows how long
>>51484857
this desu
>>51484841
whats t'other half
also how would you support yourself would you literally do the english teachign maymey
>>51484832
this is a fact m8
>>51484850
not really but it's old enough to not be on here.
people are surgeons by the time they're 34 tbf
im tired
tired of existing
Running out of room for aquariums and plants lads
>>51484730
Why are ugly beta americans so obsessed with "are (country) girls interested in americans?", it's fucking sad
You think you're just going to go to a country and have a girl have sex with you, just because you're American? Lmao
>>51484711
what are you doing with your life?
>>51484821
>Making such a basic error
Woops lad, I meant 3, it's all these house address captchas getting to me
>>51484857
>>51484878
fuck sake lads
>>51484839
hahaha ye will do
>>51484850
Older than 30?
You'd be suprised me laddo.
>>51484908
>You think you're just going to go to a country and have a girl have sex with you, just because you're American?
yes. what girl wouldn't want american babies
>>51484832
No girl wakes up in the morning thinking I don't want to meet the love of my life today desu.
This literally happens for brits in less cosmopolitan areas of the US though.
>>51484951
any girl you interact with
just upgraded my internet speeds lads
fuck me I can download so much more music now
Happy New Year :3
>>51484559
Happy birthday lad
>>51484850
its very old
especially if you're still a manchild
>>51484970
up/down
>>51484951
Obviously American ones
WAHEY LAD
>>51485014
right/left
Lads... have you ever wondered how the leader of a nation actually makes changes?
Does he just tell his mates what he wants to do and they just do the paperwork for him? Fucking nutty.
Would I just say "deport all pakis", and my bodyguard will be like "aite then lad" and tell the lord of the police to go to the coordinates of all paki homes and evict them to Dover.
I don't understand bureaucracy.
>>51485014
Yeah it went up
just got an upside down cross tattooed between my eyes lads x
>>51485014
almost 50 down and 10 up
from like 10 down and 1 up
how much does a decent laptop cost these days lads
>>51485021
american women are too difficult. you can't please them. they will always find something to bitch about
>>51484886
Second half is the answer to your question. Want to be self-employed.
entirely computer is lagging like mad all of a sudden all i did was try to go to file so i could save my work lol
>>51485027
you ever watch yes minister? there are blokes that actually know how to do things, politicians just give the go ahead
>>51485027
That's how it works in North Korea, yeah.
There's this thing called "free will" that might prohibit other educated people from carrying out dumb shit orders.
>>51485064
I won this today, it just needs a hard drive and charger
Intel Core i7 2620M
4GB RAM
1600x900 screen
AMD Radeon HD 6470M
not bad
>>51484510
Quite enjoyed that video desu
Think I might do it then, seems fairly easy just takes a while
See how my plan forms desu
>>51485080
>Grass is always greener
You don't think Women all over the world are like that?
If they're allowed to bitch they bitch, if they sense weakness they abuse it and if they want better they'll nag you for it,
I've even seen plenty of Burkha-Durkha women flat out mock their men in public.
Post driving choons lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH4xhhFJ6qQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_BiBaxISXQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1NAhlVRaZ4
>link my spotify to facebook
>all of my facebook friends on spotify get an email/notification about me doing so
fuck that isn't what i wanted
>>51485060
noice
I get 25/5 absolute best, supposed to be getting 60 but
>virgin
fucking miles away from the router atm tho so I'm getting 2/1.5 here
having major trouble trying to plot a simple scatter graph in excel
>>51485027
imagine sersh getting creampied
>>51485083
dont know what it could be to make you so coy
>>51485161
Wasnt it like last week this whole thing was merely a fantasy
>>51485206
>25/5
NOICE
I'm on 10/1 at the best of times. My landlord is an absolute cunt, won't acknowledge that 10/1 isn't enough for a house of 20 students
>>51485226
Hahaha lad same here, trying to process this data and it's doing my NUT in
Is there any way to save preset graph options?
>>51485226
having major trouble writing anything past the title
not sure how to start this
>>51485250
the gf thing is a fantasy
wanted to go to japan for ages tbqh
>>51485241
I can't, she's just too pure and angelic. I like to think that Sersh is a virgin.
>>51485166
nah it's more political than that
>>51485182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gah8FnYSypk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrCPEqDiXik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwPf3rSXjEk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5vw4ajnWGA
Have the comfy choons lad
>>51485161
Go to Koyasan lad. It's amazing and even Japanese people are impressed when you tell them you went there.
business idea: get busy
need some help with " we will discuss your experience, why you have applied for the role and what interests you about ClickView.", lads. i haven't had an industry job before (i have a part time job as a tutor), and as far as "what interests you about Clickview" it's just a video education platform so how can i answer that?
>>51485254
heh
mates on something like that in halls, makes me glad I'm still at home
>>51485280
Are you literally going with ky or are you Pulling My Leg
>>51485334
its for a software engineering internship btw
>>51485333
Find that impossible most of the time
>>51485313
Unbelievably naive lad.
>>51485254
>My landlord is an absolute cunt
no surprise there then
do you jizz in flannels?
ok going to state my problem and hope someone will hell me
basically all i want to do is flip the y and x axis
you'd think just drag the blue area onto the left column and drag the purple area onto the right column but the purple area is fixed to that column
>>51485310
but that's what makes it so good
255 pussies above me
![rose-cream-pies-planetcandy-500x500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H6M50TX.jpg "rose-cream-pies-planetcandy-500x500[1]")
>>51485241
>>51485332
seems bare out the way but put it in the notepad anyhow
>>51485352
think its a leg pull senpai
>>51485399
no, in fannies
sara is a /brit/ approved waifu tho
>>51485334
>"what interests you about Clickview" it's just a video education platform so how can i answer that
Are you interviewing for a job with them? Just say about how they've pioneered a whole new way to educate the next generation and bullshit like that
That is absolute basics of an interview ffs
>>51485334
>>51485358
do they have a technical blog or something? go read that if they do and say you like whatever technologies they are using
>>51485463
alri ta
https://tubeunblock.com/watch?v=u8pjmO7vxr8
>>51485460
having waifus is one of the oldest memes
>>51485343
My halls was a consistent 20/20
My home is 50/20
The worst thing is netflix and Spotify. They use of disgusting levels of bandwith.
Especially when everyone leaves netflix and spotify open all day every day while also browsing facebook from their phones.
whats it like 2 have a willy
Rose is the best waifu
any qt brit anons itt that will date me
>>51485509
>waifus is just a meme
normie statement of the year
>>51485476
You don't have to say specifically that
Have you never had an interview before? Just compliment the company, but don't overdo it
I've only done interviews for uni before which are completely different, but I still realise what a real interview would be like
Who /inthere/ here?
>#Raqqa 2 fighters from #ISIS escape from #Raqqa with a big amount of money and #IS spread fighters and checkpoints to find them #Syria
kek
back once again for the renegade master
>>51485501
>tubeunblock
you what?
need a bf desu lads
>>51485542
okay but secretly
hyfr
fuck everythignq
Did I fuck up?
molly quinn
sersh
alison brie
any other good waifus
>>51485572
emily you my remedy
>>51485595
virus do not click
>>51485569
no i've have plenty of interviews, just not with niche things like an educational video software company which is pretty specific. just tutoring, office admin, and NASDAQ
>>51485612
yes
>>51485430
If you're going to be in Osaka then it's not too bad.
-Leave from Osaka in the morning
-Couple of hours on the train to get there
-Spend the afternoon exploring
-Night in a temple lodging
-Next morning wake up early as fug for morning prayers
-More exploring
-Leave at lunchtime back to Osaka
That's what I did at least.
>>51485595
means he's underage and can't get around the age limit
>>51485614
angel olsen
>>51485577
>Snake, the jihadists have realised that the target is missing. Security at all bases will be heightened, so be careful.
treated myself to jordans country crisp lads
might just go to sleep lads
getting a tad tired and have no reason to stay awake
plus i'll be refreshed tomorrow morning and might actually get some stuff done instead of sat on my arse handing out (You)s to you mugs
>>51485614
https://www.instagram.com/p/8nVHaTMi79/?taken-by=pupinia.stewart
>>51485614
cork paki slag
just casually enjoying some tech death haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JEkke5Tnf4
>>51485648
yeah just realised its not actually that far, sounds like a good plan
>>51485404
Lad I had the same exact problem just last night haha that's weird huh. I solved it easy peasy.
Right click the graph, go to 'table properties' or something, and screenshot the interface that comes up
>>51485650
it's for geographical restrictions.
i used to be able to change the country at the bottom of the page. but US is gone now or it doesn't work
>>51485027
Usually parties have a raft of policy documents prepared so when the prime minister decideds to go ahead they instruct the civil service to implement the policies thren it get debated and scrutinised in the commons and lords
sersh is actually perfect lads
>>51485614
maisie
me
Love a good fps webm lads
>>51485753
>fat pale muh heritage yank
cant think of much worse
>>51485775
what about ur mum?
>>51485761
maisie is fucking disgusting
>>51485790
what about me
>>51485775
>pale
>bad
rasheed
>>51485762
gooks are literally disgusting
It's the-
it's the-
it's the rick dance
>>51485790
delete this
>>51485803
>laundry machine in the fucking kitchen
>>51485843
#studentlyf
>>51485805
fuck off west brit mongo
thinking about visiting italy
>>51485843
where else is it supposed to go?
the average british semi-detached is slightly larger than a gazebo
>>51485883
brave
>>51485882
rasheed
>>51485712
It's mental. There's a forest graveyard with 200000 tombstones in it. Walked through and didn't see anyone else most of the way.
>>51485885
The bathroom?
>>51485885
In the housekeepers quarters
>>51485731
can't see a tab called "table properties"
fixed it by just moving the columns which is a bit of a ball ache iah
>>51485939
try select data
WHERE were YOU when Pepe became a FILTHY SHILL FOR BIG COFFEE?
>>51485870
>studentlyf
not really
>>51485961
that makes me sick
coffee shops are the places pepe would shoot up
>>51485998
>not having a utility room
>>51485923
Sounds really spooky senpai
Not sure how ill pick up a gf there desu
Also thinking of going to suicide forest y/n
>>51485843
>laundry machine
fuck off yank
>>51485961
>>51486001
fuck off you underage mongoloids
literally no better than this "cringe" guy
>>51486005
skullery you posh cunt
>>51486081
povvo cunt
>>51485945
you'd maybe think "switch row/column" but that fucks its shit up
>>51486043
The fuck do you call it then Padraig
>>51486055
I get it, Pepe is normie now so it's no-go territory
well he was ours once, I refuse to let them just take him without resistance
>>51486055
MEMES
E
M
E
S
>>51486128
washing machine
>>51486027
Ghost gf lad.
Ye sounds like a shout. I'd like to go some time.
>>51486128
washing machine you cheeky leaf
>>51486128
tumble dryer
who is your favorite spice girl, /brit/?
>>51486116
I did that and it worked for me
>>51486129
fucking normies have been doing that for too fucking long
>we can go anywhere we want
>we can do anything we want
>what's that you've got there geek? I WANT IT
>muh sekrit club
>muh may-mays
>>51486162
>>51486169
>>51486186
What if it's a combination washer-dryer
>>51485404
What experiment are you doing there lad, what are the axis titles
>>51486222
then it's a washer-dryer
>>51486222
tumble dryer
>>51486259
"Laundry machine" encompasses washers, dryers, and washer-dryers so I think it's the most appropriate tbqh
>>51485753
Sersh is literally the most gorgeous woman who I know of. She is divine.
>>51486292
you sound like a 4 year old
>>51486129
no its that "le memes" are always awful and mongs like you who try to stretch out a joke to become some fort of cultural badge are worse than any "Normie".
facebook and twitter don't "kill memes", its people who spam them endlessly as some sort of laugh track for your shitty posts.
might go to bed soon
>>51486319
Yeah well I shagged ur mam when you were 4 years old
>>51485805
Good lad
Beautiful, pale White women are the best.
today was dumbo as i had compulsory lectures and needed to get in contact with professor back home to apply for masters but didnt do any of it cos i was tired
ill just do my old food poisoning excuse but still need to get my act together somewhat
>>51486350
very good
quitting video games until next year
lets see how this goes lmao
night lads
>Limmy's lonely this Christmas but he's got some crackers to get you through the festive season! A unique selection of comic characters, shorts, sketches and daft wee ideas
can't wait for this. Based Sky Arts.
found a subway token on the ground
looks like someone's gonna be riding free and easy this week.
would pay £50 for a sersh creampie vid
>>51486391
>tfw got a free footlong last week
>>51486326
I saw Pepe as more of a mascot
If that's a meme then fair enough. Don't be afraid of the word, it has a proper use.
@51486384
night night boyo
>>51486417
seeing that would ruin her allure senpai
>>51486391
i bet it's a poo token
you are touching shit haha
>>51486417
Here you are lad
>>51486384
barely play games desu
played more recently after the Fallout 4 release than all of this year I think.
might play DF once the update launches since I have a month off for winter break
>>51486384
Can't really get into video games any more. Jealous of those who can. Good luck anyway.
Night famalam
>text my oneitis with a school-related question
>already know the answer to the question
>actually just using it as an excuse to talk to her
get on my level brothers
>>51486498
most basic shit ever and she probably sees right through it give up senpai
just got the heck spooked out of me as fallout 4 crashed my pc then when i went to restart it it couldnt find my operating system! haha turns out it was just booting from a different drive
>>51486461
correction
FREE poo token
>>51486527
Set your BIOS so that it always boots from the same disk then you madman
>>51486239
pressure v crank angle in a combustion engine
this trace was for 75% throttle, ignited at 20 degrees before TDC. I've got to plot more traces for different ignition timings and then different throttle openings and then see what effect it has on the cylinder pressure.
>>51486384
Haven't played video games for almost a year and a half now.
I feel as if I've grown out of them. I acknowledge that they're very childish and a huge waste of time, but at the same time I'm too lazy to do anything else than sit at my comfy computer.
I would never let any of my acquaintances know that I play video games.
>>51486572
i did mate it just didn't recognise it until i cold booted it
important research lads
http://strawpoll.me/6146645
>1st of December
>>51486572
thinking about visiting here lads
is it worth the trip?
>>51486590
Should really upgrade from normiebook messaging the qt lab partner to texting tbqh
>have to be at work by 7 am
really missing that neet life lads
>>51486630
sorry to let you know lad but youve missed your window, youve been talking about this qt lab partner for too long on here, your fate is sealed in the friend zone senpai. with girls there is a window where you have to establish attraction when you meet them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw2ssNnA_Es
http://strawpoll.me/6146661
http://strawpoll.me/6146661
http://strawpoll.me/6146661
http://strawpoll.me/6146661
Finally broke up with te gf of two years lads
How do i find girls again? I never had any problems with it before but 2 years is a long time when ur 20
Also im very depressed and want to kill myself even though i did the breaking up
Lifes a bit shit and empty
t. Zoey
>>51486724
meet me in the Horfield Leisure Centre car park and I'll fucking deck you in.
>>51486724
you just go out with your m8s and pull
if youre one of those lads who no longer has m8s to go on the pull with because he got a gf and forgot about them all then you deserve your pathetic life 2bh
Filtering Italy tomorrow
Welp, slept through my therapy appointment
pretty sure they'll discharge me now
now I can go back to getting wasted on RC's every night with slightly less guilt
>>51486773
Now?
Hass?
>>51486600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONyXSnL2LtA
>>51486697
Dunno bout that familia, we've just started being flirty with each other
>>51486724
>t. Zoey
landan
>>51486707
more weird music
>>51486800
yeh
>>51486790
Nah nah i got my niggas still but my mates dont really club much
We just smoke weed and make music
>>51486581
If I were a female with precedence, video games would be the #1 turn off in a man.
>>51486836
Prove it
![24qHKHyfggw[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aVUxRH8.jpg "24qHKHyfggw[1]")
