december edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONyXSnL2LtA
cara
maisie
in the middle of a proper shit week lads but once its over i dont have to do anything until january feels fucking good lads ALMOST THERE
fourth for tropical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MROaMk86dSE
aussie lad more wierd music lad
Sometimes I imagine what my friends and family would think of me if they knew that I posted "anime" with a picture of a little 2D girl multiple times a day on an imageboard
BRISTOL 0117
is the friend zone real lads? i think a lot of lads use it as an ego crutch ("i waited too long, she put me in the friend zone" vs "she was never attracted to me in the first place")
Tracy-Ann Oberman
Mega choon, mega album
https://youtu.be/UFWmG6wwT14
>>51486910
gona deck u
>you will never ride with Cortes and witness the fall of the Aztec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDMI7ez0NZo
>Go into work today
>Check time table
>Didn't realise I had booked a whole week off
WAHEY LADS NO WORK HAHA WHAT SHOULD I DO?
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggis
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.
I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined Scottish oil money being transported south to London and it grew yet more. I imagined English Tories deciding Scottish fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted no. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a kekold.
>>51486940
Who are u tho
>>51486914
its "real" in the sense that utter mongs and obsessive losers get "stuck" there because the girl is too polite or embarrassed to tell him to fuck off.
do americans understand the colloquialism 'milked'?
not in the literal, extract milk from a mammory sense
I usually get woken up around 02:30 in the morning by these loud mouthed, ignorant, arrogant, drunk, so called well educated individuals, as they return back from their drinking sessions. They may be well educated, however they cannot differentiate between what is and what isn't recyclable rubbish and pile everything into the green bin until the lid cannot be closed. The bin men then refuse to empty it so it's left on the pavement for the foreseeable future because the students haven't got the common sense to move it and sort it out. Then the next night the next group of drunken idiots (sorry, students) comes along at 02:30 and decides that it'd be fun to kick 7 bells out of the overflowing green bin spewing rubbish all over the street. If this is the future work force of Great Britain then we have got problems. Wait until 03:30 in the morning before starting to dig up the road and see how they like it. If you hadn't already guessed, I absolutely hate students with a passion. Maybe one day, when they have to get up in the morning and do a full days work they will understand why.
take your 190mm faggot back
t. /cum/
>>51486958
ur mum
>>51486838
th - thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dX0nIE6JL8
>>51486994
please keep him
>>51486914
what the fuck are you on about? of course its real. are you saying its not possible for girls to view guys as just a friend? it is entirely real but its dynamic in the sense you CAN move out of it at any moment completely depending on whatever the fuck the girl is thinking and nothing to do with you. my oneitis has literally showed me texts from her beta orbiters and been like "look how friend zone these lads are" so girls definitely have a concept of it senpai.
Could one of you please repatriate lisicki
>>51486954
This sketch is funny because judging by the run up to the elections and the result this is what everyone in Scotland did.
>>51486998
Wanna go splits on a 10 familia
>>51486906
i'm be more worried about the feels posts
you could kind of play off posting anime as an in-joke or something
>>51487024
Even then, the "friend zone" as something that you don't start out in but then get placed in if you don't make a move after X amount of time is still imaginary
>>51486994
No
t. one of many people in this thread who know what a complete twat he is.
just spent 200 quid on clothes
>Americans
>>51487080
guess they like soggy biscuits
gonna go take a shit
>>51486985
like tired or spent?
I thought "milking" outside of sexual/literal terms was people stealing milk deliveries (when milk was actually delivered)
>>51486939
bit generic i reckon laddo
>>51486994
So that's where he's walked off to
>>51487080
>>51487105
hahaha
>>51487080
Those are really good though
t. Cletus
>>51486994
enjoy
here is his cutout if you wish to stick it in funny /cum/ related images
>>51487024
you misunderstood me completely lad. obviously girls can view guys as friends and nothing more; the question is whether a girl will initially be attracted to a guy but then, after inaction on his part, relegate him to the "friend zone." i'm saying that the guys who think they got moved to the friend zone have been in there since day 1.
quite like that animal collective song linked in the other thread
>>51487076
spent literally 900 pound on clothes these last 3 weeks
>>51486881
Same situation except I have about a month before I'm free. Enjoy your break while it lasts lad
I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS
>>51487064
it isnt
>>51487046
don't associate myself with people from Horfield
Yank on holiday here
>>51487105
More or less right
I only ask because I asked a simple question on twitch
>Does the new guitar hero milk microtransactions?
Sounded perfectly fine in my head but nobody knew what I meant.
>>51487180
It isn't imaginary or it isn't real
anyone else really miss old /brit/?
It's actually really depressing when you think about it.
>>51487187
it's called a vacation you mong
>>51487163
are you rich
>tfw poor so have to buy knock off items
>>51487198
its real, ive heard friends speak of examples of it
>>51487214
At some points of the day its alright
When I go on nowadays its just awful
A bunch of autistic children screaming and begging for (You)'s
Then there's the anime and kpop faggots
why y'all still up tho?
>>51487186
Where u from then
I lived in redland for 3 years and went to school there if that makes us more socially coherent
>>51487214
nefag here
How good was it?
>>51487113
I shan't be baited
>>51487232
I don't believe you.
Every girl that I've ever been attracted to and am still friends with, I'm still attracted to. Barring ones that have JUSTed themselves over the years, of course.
Doubt girls are so different.
>>51487232
nah arrogant student with an overdraft
just took a shit
Maisie
>>51487246
Yeah it's weird, I miss all the old trips and personalities we had here (even though I fucking hated them at the time)
Seemed almost like a group of mates
oh oh, oh oh
evacuate the dancefloor
>>51487261
lot less memespouting 2bh
>>51487270
not baiting you pet just wasnt for me
now having a ber (see attachment)
>>51487302
maisie
>>51487261
It was really quite special desu
>Hey pham what you wanna do with your 8 grand?
>Was thinking of buying a really shit and gay looking car
>Say no more pham
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Healey-Sprite-Frogeye-replica-RIL-171-/201465506390?hash=item2ee847aa56:g:YtYAAOSw5VFWQ1C6
>>51487297
taking 6 months to build up the courage to try to fuck a girl will kill any attraction she had for you
Do you wanna build a snowman is actually a banging tune
>>51487367
You're on a roll familia, don't stop
>>51487374
Maybe if she's decided to find another bf in the time, sure. Doesn't mean she's not still attracted to you.
literally me
>>51487367
very impressive, just need to fix the C
watching some pretty Brutal porns
Lads what trip is bog sim going by these days?
>>51487357
>cars
fuck off normie
>FFS (an acronym of Franz Ferdinand and Sparks) is a supergroup formed by Scottish indie rock band Franz Ferdinand and American rock-pop band Sparks
literally what
Can't sleep think I have insomnia depressed anxious ugh demons at me lads and have work in 7 hours
>>51487409
>Doesn't mean she's not still attracted to you.
yes it does, ive literally had female friends mention it to me about people
>>51487436
Franz Ferdinand is literally only known for Chelsea Dagger, fucking shit group
>>51487426
nathan explosion as the god emperor of mankind? for what purpose?
>>51487338
'Generic' from the trap man is too much.
Would like to say the same but am instead about to have a bed.
can the word 'they' be used to refer to a single person?
HAHA who /drunk/ here?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dRKYLLATMQ
I think I'm in there lads
>>51487494
do a pic
nighty night
>>51487512
U are not old /brit/
Ur old /sp/
>>51487512
Do you laugh at the shops of your pic, like >>51487367?
Do you appreciate the humour you've brought to /brit/?
>>51487524
>Women knowing our terms
Whaaaaaaaaaaat
>>51487474
well memed
Anyone else suddenly smell something cheesy?
would really like to be a vigilante in a futuristic cyberpunk city lads desu.
>>51487510
only if you're referring to a transsexual
could use a chrismas bf tbqh
>>51487557
franz ferdinand is the only meme here, m8
>>51487558
ya its ur mom
>>51487524
>bayta
what mate
>>51487436
Aye, they're pretty decent tbf
>>51487474
WELL memed.
tfw she's liked a photo i got tagged in with 2 other girls
this means she's trying to show she's not jealous right?
>>51487598
>mom
fuck off literal yank twat
>>51487524
ERECTION
>>51487592
>chelsea dagger is franz ferdinand
>implying you arent memeing
>>51487561
cyberpunk 2077 never
>>51487524
can never listen to such american accents 2bh
southern master race
*shakes head violently as if to clear thoughts*
just chillin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuKRPqLLgqY
>>51487617
i pronounce mum as 'mom' where i'm from tbf
not maaoohhhm though like the yanks
>>51487231
Newfag detected
>>51487510
informally as a gender-neutral pronoun sure
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they
>>51487614
shes probably hoping youll oneitis one of them instead you faggot
HELLO FRIENDS. HELLO.
>>51487561
well if you lived there it wouldn't really be futuristic now would it?
what's stopping you from doing that now?
>>51487660
Poorthener detected
>>51487524
>bayta
fucking yanks
nighty lads
don't let the bed bois bite
if god made us in His image how come we're all different shapes and heights and proportions and colours?
getting on a train in meme city 2bh
>>51487692
why so negative lad?
we own the English and get to decide how it'll be from here on out, how do y'all feel about that?
Why does le quavers man never acknowledge the millions of shoops of his pic that we post constantly? I mean even though it's not him, you'd think he'd at least mention it...
Is it autism?
>>51487728
maybe his image is an animation like a .gif
>>51487755
deep denial m8
does anyone have the facebook pics of him?
>>51487728
it's about your soul not your body
>>51487692
well she was my oneitis but i'm actually seeing her as well, not on great terms though
post music
>>51487534
She really needs to hurry up and take some new leggy ones.
Night
I remember mama said 'No you can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait'
Done some bad shit recently. Going to stat going back to church. No way I could go to confession though.
>>51487809
Le "pleb DnB Canadian" face
>>51487828
shut the fuck up
>>51487809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KJQNMqVIug
>>51487864
whatd u do la
>>51487809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnK0VxBmRNE
>>51487893
Nicked a job lot of Freddos from Morrisons
>>51487809
https://youtu.be/fbYkhu009YQ
>>51487816
agree tbf, havent seen this one before tho valde infigo
night-o boy
>>51487893
Mortal sin x2.
>>51487882
Replace every instance of "New York" with "Edinburgh". :^)
>>51487809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcAi9Uh-GkE
>>51487789
>she was my oneitis
fuck off
>>51487910
ye but how much were they gonna charge you per freddo
what the fuck is oneitis
sounds like a disease
Just saw two people on normiebook declare themselves in an open relationship
What does that even mean? You can both kek each other? What's the point
>>51487944
£2
>>51487974
means the lad is a cu ck
>>51487971
yes, it appears to be for fedora tippers exclusively
>>51487939
>£776 MILLION for some trams
>the city of edinburgh
>>51487975
they were robbing u la it's a doggy dog world out there
good night lads x
>>51488058
night la
>>51488011
>implying we don't have ENDLESS money to throw around
Every single lad will get oneitis at some point. It's a life lesson. Better to get it out the way earlier than later.
>>51487939
> tfw you live in Edinburgh
I miss having friends /brit/.
I'm actually quite lonely now.
>>51488058
goodnight
>not constraining your oneitis to the 2D world so that your 3D attractions run free
>>51488083
I had it when I was 15. Grown men should not be getting it 2bh
>>51488083
i had mine from 16 and then very much on and off until about 19-20
it was more the idea of her though than the reality, as since the age of sixteen i saw her only once for about 20 minutes
>>51488099
>tfw no close friends to confide with
Awful feel
>>51488164
/brit/ is your friend
virgins
>oneitis
>>51488093
t. Edward Hugh of Buckinghamshire
>>51488164
ngl I never even confide in my close m8s 2bh
I take private life very literally
i do not fucking know what oneitis means
>>51488164
>tfw my gf is my best friend, confidante, and soulmate all in one
>>51488198
>tfw from Ayrshire TOO
>>51488191
not anymore :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvPWyv4Jd_8
ily /brit/
>>51488207
basically fags talk to a girl and then the girl was nice to them so they fall in love with them and dream up fantastical scenarios which perpetuates some sort of all encompassing ticket to complete fulfilment where they are in love with an idea of a person than an actual person.
>>51488207
that girl who you stupidly feel is your soulmate and you'll never meet anyone as good as her, but the feeling is unreciprocated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua1l-oLkWgU
lads
>>51488198
> Actually scouse born
>>51488213
Delete this, Nonon is pure
>>51488319
Nonon was never pure
What's his name again?
Ghost World is a fucking good film
>>51488346
fucking retard DELETE THIS
>>51488348
Kenny Miller.
>>51488319
>that lazy animation
absolute shit tier
What if I've actually put my willy in my oneitis
>>51488235
where abouts lad?
>>51488407
Just outside Ayr desu
>>51488386
KLK was actually quite well-animated until the last few episodes when the budget was clearly run out
I have a mock interview tomorrow and I really want to kill myself
>>51488438
troon here, holy fuck
>>51488438
pls be in alloway
>>51488359
No
>born too late to fight in the English civil war
for fucks sake
>>51488476
>>51488478
WEW
Meet up in Ayr when?
>>51488476
meet me outside kerims
http://dontflop.com/when-does-battle-rap-become-offensive/
> Even rap battles are becoming left wing
fucking kill me lads
>>51488538
marr or queenie?
>>51488519
Born just in time for the great paki removal
>>51488519
there can always be another one
>>51488564
marr is the best school in ayrshire friend
cracking scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx70L_wBZB8
>>51488611
>marr is the best school in ayrshire friend
m8
>>51488611
pffffffffft.
Ayr Academy or bust.
>He didn't have a stabbing in his class
ahahaha cheeky
>>51488529
>>51488478
>>51488438
pls come paisley lads
>>51488680
banter
>>51488656
>sitting on a bus for 25 minutes every day when you lived within walking distance of Scotland premier state school
m8
Sitting here waiting for her to text me. But then I wonder, is she just sitting there waiting for me to text her?
>tfw ugly
literally lost the life lottery as soon as i was born
i should have died according to natural selection
>>51488630
how did the remake fuck up so badly?
>>51488724
Are you Paolo Nutini or le Sparta man?
>>51488765
paolo nutini is ace desu
>>51488756
just text her what's up faggot
>it's a Cückland meetup thread
>>51488478
>>51488476
>>51488438
post patter then
>>51488758
iktf 2bh
Lord help me I have to write a 600 word 'profile article' on somebody who is the most boring cunt ever with no redeemable qualities fuck's sake
take me down, little susie, take me down
i know you think you're the queen of the underground
and you can send me dead flowers every morning
send me dead flowers by the mail
send me dead flowers to my wedding
and i won't forget to put roses on your grave
>>51488811
>literally a scottish colony
>>51488749
>25 minutes
more like an hour, my bus had to service the entirety of Muirhead and I got on first at Dundonald
QMA is top tier tho
want my prof as a reference for my military enlistment, but he's super anti-military
However he's also gay so I might tell him Navy specifically even though I haven't really decided.
literally cannot wait for spring
wish I was dead
>>51488844
>the most boring cunt ever with no redeemable qualities fuck's sake
yep, sounds like me
my whole life
haha. yeah
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFMsqrG9RWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSm3uGf-0OY
>>51488912
JUST
>>51488802
Indeed, and I'd be willing to go to Paisley if Anon was him
>>51488826
Fresh out the oven.
i don't know why the fuck i'm here in the first place
my worst day on this earth was my first birthday
didn't go to sleep an hour ago when i said i was going to haha
actually gonna go now, night x
>22
>masters degree
>still no fucking drivers license
WHY
>>51488932
PRANK
>>51488961
you fell for the uni meme
>>51488853
is your name rory
sorting my jav collection lads
>>51489001
no, he was in the year above me
>>51488961
>masters at 22
meme degree? or built in "masters"
also driving is super easy just get the test out of the way you manchild
Right lads, off to bed.
>>51489001
IT BETTER FUCKING NOT BE. I ken a guy from Troon called Rory too. 0_0
>>51489039
does his second name begin with an m?
fucking starving lads
gonna start reeeing soon
>>51489035
the theory test here is bullshit, designed to make you fail at least once so you have to pay multiple times
>>51489035
UK undergrad degrees are only 3 years.
I did an Msc right after, because a biology undergrad is pretty worthless.
>>51489070
big rory doesn't strike me as a /brit/ user desu
his brother maybe
>>51489070
YES. HAHAHAHAHA
Fucking hell.
Small world and all that.
Say, if you went to Marr, do you know a guy who was on the Volleyball team called Grant?
got my kung fu exam in the morning
Was about to reply to someone but then figured it was a bad reply so I closed the post box hahah
if any of you troon/QMAfags guess who I am correctly, I will buy you a supper from the wee hurrie
>>51489075
Its not even that, they only give you 2 official practice tests, unless you subscribe to their website, or buy the book.
It is a lot harder than the US one though. Probably easier than norway or germany though.
>>51489122
yeah grant theft auto, love that lad
would
>>51489161
wouldn't
>>51489075
>theory
what?
that's the first thing anyone does and its the easiest because all you have to do is study, not actually drive
here we have 3 classes of license
I have the 2nd because I've been too lazy for my final test, but I can still drive anywhere in my own car so long as I don't break the law.
