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maisie edition
mmmmmmm lovely wet maisie fanny
maisie
anime
>>51480303
/ded/
Ritsu
anime
Hi lads haha
Azusa
>>51480303
tfw you will never shit in her minge
>>51480361
hello!
Kyary
>>51480361
hahaha!!!!
Christmas songs are now misogynistic.
>>51480350
i wish
Stop it mum
will non redditors like regular show?
Alright lads
Taking my Korean GF to a gig tomorrow night, should be fun. I'm in Uni on Wednesday morning but I'll just skip it and spend the day with her instead.
right, who wants a hard bumming?
>>51480419
>>51480303
Who would you shag, Maisie or Laurie? You cannot choose to not shag either one. >Maisie Williams
>Laurie Penny
http://strawpoll.me/6145599
http://strawpoll.me/6145599
http://strawpoll.me/6145599
http://strawpoll.me/6145599
http://strawpoll.me/6145599
Ha ha lads not back in work till literally next year :D
>>51480485
i want a soft bumming from maisie
>>51480043
The Covenant are quite literally the Pakis of the galaxy if you think about it
>>51480419
loool
>>51480499
how is this even a question
>>51480419
Saw a great refute to that once
Can't remember it one.
One big CHEB
Well I guess no one cares that Halo ripped off Enders Game, then. Thought it might be an interesting post but looks like I'm a twat haha.
>>51480499
Laurie. I'd video myself face fucking her and cumming on her face.
>>51480400
alri?
>>51480538
explain
>>51480508
Why m8?
i want to drown in maisies stringy vaginal discharge
This is fucking bollocks lads. I'm trying to refute this leftist paki-lover on youtube but every time I post my wall of text it vanishes for no reason.
I've tried commenting on different accounts, I've pasted from a notepad document, I've changed the text... my comment will not show up.
What's going on?
>>51480519
The covenant are a multitude of different species from loads of different planets.
>>51480562
no
have to do a 3000 word essay about lectures i didn't attend haha
>>51480578
Holidays
Watch out ISIS
>>51480538
fucking nerd
oh dear was not consistent with the format better delete that post
>>51480591
want to fedora this but not quite sure how precisely to do it
>>51480623
back off, buddy
>>51480591
It's the Jews
>>51480591
>commenting youtube
off yourself 2bh even if you are right
>>51480404
Bit lazy.
>she's probably looking at me in this pic
what porn sites do you guys use?
>want to fedora this but not quite sure how precisely to do it
>>51480654
don't want to get in a argument and attract jannies wrath again haha
>>51480607
could be worse, you could have a job like me ;^)
>>51480677
xhamster & chaturbate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1yr8w_vZ5E
tune lads
for fuck's sakes lads
>>51480722
lmao
>>51480677
bing videos
>>51480722
you can challange him to a duel now though
>>51480677
eporner and spankbang
>>51480677
I only use xhamster desu
/r/ing sites for high quality East Asian porn. No censors, ugly women or microdick asian men.
>>51480722
behead both of them
>>51480617
why is the tail so big?
>>51480677
oppaitime
>>51480576
The millitary need to take drastic measures to defend humanity against a new alien threat. One crazy scientist is in charge of selecting loads of gifted kids, augmenting them with genetic upgrades to make them highly combat efficient. All of them are trained up, around 50% drop out or die due to the hard training and enduring genetic mutations. One of the child soldiers is more gifted than the others, the crazy scientist focuses most attention on him to make him a leader. That leader nearly single handedly stops the alien force from conquering earth.
I could have easily been explaining Enders Game or Halo 2bh
>>51480707
>tfw have to get a job for a full year next year
absolutely horrifying
>>51480722
>(Kekolded)
top 5 christmas songs:
1. last christmas
2. fairytale of new york
3. feliz navidad
4. stop the cavalry
5. i wish it could be christmas every day
>>51480591
give up
>>51480850
they say doing a placement gives you a new lease on life and makes you much more productive
maybe they are lying like they were lying about uni though
>>51480890
>no Carol of the Bells
plebtier list discarded
stroking the hair on my chinny chin chin
>>51480767
>tfw can never find the holy grail of porn sites with plenty of east asian porn, featuring white men with big dicks and no censor that are longer than 5 minutes.
>>51480850
it's not that bad 2bh I just hate how long it takes me to get there and home, so much wasted time and also having to take breaks/lunch on your own sometimes, makes me feel awkward
>>51480767
>high quality East Asian
>no censors
Doesn't exist, give up.
>>51480890
>no mary's boy child
absolutely binned
got curie as my companion in fo4 lads
>>51480890
>1
>not Merry Christmas Everybody
fuck off
>>51480574
Boney MM/Harry Belafonte, Mary's Boy Child
East 17, Stay Another Day
Darlene Love, Christmas (Baby please come home)
What is the longest and most obnoxious way to say "t
>>51480890
christmas in hollis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8
>>51480677
>>51480890
>feliz navidad
never heard of it
>>51480924
>featuring white men with big dicks
bender lol
>>51480890
>1, 2, 5
bit overplayed desu
>>51480890
Bit of fun trivia. The woman who sings in fairytale of new york had an accident where she fell off a boat and her head got crushed between the boat and the pier, she was decappitated, and it happened in front of her kids. Happened in Mexico.
>>51480910
yeah i've heard that
i did one during summer and i actually maintained a good sleeping pattern for a few months so it might be true
>>51480925
yeah my summer one was quite cool tbf
>>51480722
I get kekholded constantly on that game. ngl, if it weren't for 4chin I wouldn't think anything of it
>>51480806
Control at low speeds desu senpai
>>51480954
please respond
>>51480987
>2
>overplayed
please rid the world of yourself immediately
>>51480954
'fuck off'
lads I'm in my final year of uni, I haven't looked for a graduate job yet because I don't see the point. My CV is literally empty, apart from a 2 year stint at Tesco in 6th form I have no experience
Should I spend the year that I graduate doing internships to build up my CV? I figure it's a good way to get my foot in the door
>>51480890
>fairytale of new york
based
>tfw no norn iron gf
https://youtu.be/1IeBUc2oDKY
>>51480987
thats cos theyre good init
>>51480975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihW56Xa3XGQ
>>51481005
bloody ell
>>51480953
>stay another day
literally projectile vomit every time that bollocks comes on during christmas
>>51480947
>>51480936
wait for next weeks top 10 list
>>51480922
???
>>51481049
good boy
>>51480953
>East 17, Stay Another Day
nigger what
>>51480954
please reply to this post
>>51480924
Aye lad. A Western porn firm with exclusively good looking, trimmed East Asian women getting fucked by fat White dicks would be filling a niche market.
>>51481005
15 years in 10 days time
>>51481042
>I haven't looked for a graduate job yet because I don't see the point.
students
>>51480954
tbcauhwyiimdswyb
to be completely and utterly honest with you if i may do so with your blessing
>>51481085
18 days sorry
an someone please give me a (You) . I'm really popular on here but not when there's so many nomries
>>51480654
weve already discussed this
she focussed on me; i am a magnetic pole of masculine attraction. wherever i am in the world, her eyes will surely follow, like the needle in a compass
>>51481042
you should have spent your time at uni doing internships haha
pretty sure most internships won't accept you if you've graduated
good luck
>>51481101
this will do, thanks friend
top-tier scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h81UOjlFmMs
>>51480925
>having to take breaks/lunch on your own sometimes
oh fuck pls no not again
Lads what do I want for christmas?
Familia want me to make a list, but I can genuinely think of nothing that I actually want (apart from a qt gf who understands me and can put a stop to the aching loneliness and depressino that plagues every moment of my existence),
>>51480954
isiimibqbfacuhwylmh (i say if i must i'm being quite brutally frankly and completely and utterly honest with you lad mate haha)
can't think of anything else to stretch it out and still make sense
>>51481042
>Trying to get an internship without having previously done some internships to fill up your CV
You absolute madman
Going to listen to Fairytale of New York on repeat at least 20 times as soon as it's midnight desu lads
>>51481202
helium and a face mask
>>51481188
prefer this scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ_7br_3y54
>>51481221
good decision
>>51481197
I hate it
essay is going well lads
>>51481218
Thanks anon, I can always count on you guys when I need a classy saying haha
>>51480925
>>51481197
just eat at your computer and then go for a walk if you need to fill up the remaining time
fucking nomries
How have your New Year's Resolutions gone lads?
>Get a job - done
>Stay healthy - nope, going to start now though
>Get a gf - nope
>Stop being a massive autist - a work in progress
>>51481173
Yeah I spent second year travelling instead Tbh
Why would they not hire me if I've graduated?
Do I stay watching telly for another half an hour or snoozey time lads? Work in morning
>>51481202
I got a big solid bowl for my birthday the other day. Eaten two meals out of it so far and feel that their enjoyability was definitely increased by being served in it.
My suggestion is thus a bowl.
>>51481042
i dont get the internships meameey
all the ones i looked at required relevant work experience, so i couldnt do any
>>51481320
not allowed to eat at our desks
>>51481329
internships normally say you have to be in your penultimate year
at least all the ones i've looked at have anyway
>>51481066
>>51481065
Actually, I'd like to replace Stay Another Day with Frankie Goes to Hollywood, The Power of Love.
important research lads
http://strawpoll.me/6145752
>>51481202
realistically: lego
unrealistically: marry the waifu, time machine, billion quid, friends
>>51481296
same :3
>>51481197
>>51480925
>First day at a new job today
>Having lunch with new work colleagues
>"So anon, do you have a gf?"
>>51481369
how many words and when is it due?
internships a shit
get a graduate placement
@51481361
>one*tis
>fr*endzone
holy fuckin fedoras
>>51481296
at least write the title down lad
>>51481361
First I think. Although having a wingman would be nice, but it would be your oneitis, so you'd feel awful.
my spotify discover weekly has got a bit weird lads
need to fix this
>>51481326
yeah literally completed all of mine
they werent stupidly difficult but I had to be conscious of them to make them happen
so im happy enough with that
gonna do a sleep
up at 5:20 haha
Ditching my tablet in case someone did actually contact the police haha
sort of want a wank but no porn is interesting to me at the moment, in fact its borderline repulsive
>>51480538
Wasn't enders game only released a few years ago?
>>51481450
>5:20
wew
good night x
>>51481361
well, shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2n2_z5CuGI
forgot abot the wank I had planned
>>51481450
night lad
>>51481450
gn hf gl ilu ttyl
>>51481452
go on /d/ and find something weird that gives you a stiffy lol
>>51481373
When it's older women:
Such a handsome young man... You're so intelligent... That smells delicious, did you make it? Women love a man who cooks...
Where the fuck are they?
>>51481479
I hate that feel desu
>>51481445
What were they lad?
>>51481433
any way to easily synch spotify to update it with info from itunes?
Alright lads, I've thrown in the towel.
I'm afraid the pakis have won through a dead hand because YouTube simply will not display my comment. Modified it in notepad and it still won't appear.
>>51481450
Sleep tight lad.
Wrap up warm in the morning. Its getting bare chilly
>>51481451
what they dob you in for this time 'bena?
I wonder if detective received my dossier of evidence on you yet, cheaped out and posted it 2nd class.
>>51481387
lab report in for thursday, recommended 10-15 pages
should've had this done by midday tomorrow though desu got lots of other stuff to do
>>51481373
i don't think that's too bad
as long as you don't say you've never had a gf and are a handholdless virgin haha
>>51481532
dunno desu, don't use itunes
>>51481452
http://xhamster.com/movies/2733857/jap_teen_n15.html?hd
Ciao
>>51478830
It's out national birthday yet no one told us happy birthday. Could you please do that? I promised the guy in the thread people will say happy birthday.
You get absolutely nothing out of this other than moral satisfaction.
Thx :-*****
having a MASSIVE hunger
>>51481553
I just said I was single, what do I do if they ask about that though? Do I say different things if it's guys or girls or both?
>>51481553
3000 words for wednesday for me haha
got 4 fairly large bits of work to hand in before the end of term wew
>>51481421
Fantastic bird there lad, saved. Love sexy, light blondes.
>"detective"
>>51481479
holy shit
you made me realise I havent done a wank it like 3 or 4 days wth
CV is full of shit lads, recruiters will never find out though
>>51481537
bet youve posted it like 20 times and youre just looking in the wrong place and some pakis got 20 (you)s haha you bellend
>>51481570
i had a look at that the other day but didn't like it desu
>>51481504
will give it a go
>>51480953
>>51481359
Is this the same person?
This is a literal fucking 10/10
My eyes are fucking screaming
>>51481555
just tried searching spotify
doesn't have the first artist i typed
what a load a shite
>>51481625
>but didn't like it desu
whats wrong with you
>>51481597
think that would be a bit rude of them tbqh
from personal experience it's probably better to lie, at least initially.
>>51481620
>"Dear anon, we would like to verify a few things with you that you put on your CV but we were unable to verify. Are you free for a phonecall 1 PM tomorrow?"
anyone just wank as its part of routine, I don't even want to just wouldn't feel right if I didn't even now I have a gf
What indeed?
couple man called me a backup dancer
>>51481477
Nah
https://youtu.be/wNZixjO12_Q
>>51481545
Someone pretending to be poleaboo made a post involving an IED. Lack of /brit/ (you)s getting to him
His legal aid has been accepted so he will have someone in his corner
>tfw no cosplay gf.
>>51481610
Rasheed
>get asked to come in to work for 90 MINUTES
>round trip to and from the city takes 45
fuck my life lads reeeee
>>51481530
>What were they lad?
- document budget and spending
- Work out 4 - 5 times a week and eat "better"
- get laid (wild card)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8
easily the best chistmas song
>>51481679
>The Nat onal
>>51481685
yes lad
although wings of kynereth is goat
>>51481625
Look up Suzumura Airi
Business idea: Make porn by getting some idol grade plastic koreans and get some white men with fat dicks to fuck them.
>>51481645
Qt in the first picture is more beautiful
>>51481679
so he should ffs
>>51481326
my new years resolutions are always to get a gf
>>51481669
procrasturbate desu
>>51481685
good one the morrowind theme is decent too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7NOlL5iZCA
Is detective ITT?
>>51481740
True. Posted it before though and wanted to mix things up.
>>51481757
Im more turned on by the frames than the chick desu
>>51481758
fucking amazing proper 10
>>51481597
Jesus fuck you aspie you give this polite response.
You're single,
If they ask any more about your romance just say (lie) you broke up with your last girlfriend a few months ago and you're enjoying the time alone for now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWGEOpAwMQg
>>51481849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V00tr9TdFgc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YitJVc-JzR8
>tfw no qt Cymraes with great tits to cuddle up to at night
>>51481849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT-CFW50IB4
wahey lads
>Skyrim has the best ost of any elder scrolls game
>>51481762
>>51481841
Rorke
Think i might be asexual lads
>>51481326
mine was to be more outgoing
so far it's been alright, although with girls it's been pretty mixed.
>some girls cracking on to me
>some whom I've just met say I'm really nice but they don't know anyone who'd be interested in me
>one thought I was gay
hahaha ebin
Night lads
>>51481889
>Rorke
Never got this meme 2bh
>>51481888
its all by the same chap
>>51481919
its a paki thing dont worry about it
>>51481361
The fuck option would mean I continue living as normal, except I have sex with an attractive person.
>>51481757
It's difficult because Japs are the only ones there who can be genuinely beddable with nice bodies, but they would be far too rare in the West and getting some men to go live in Japan just for a porn career would be ridiculous.
https://youtu.be/NyoTvgPn0rU
>>51481326
>lose virginity
no
>get to 4/3/2/1
haven't been to the gym for about 2 months, nearly got 1 though tbf
>get driving licence
no
still time but i doubt it
>be better at working
a little bit
at least im feeling really guilty for not doing work a few days before the deadline rather than the day before the deadline
>>51481685
Oblivion will always remain my favourite
business idea: roast dinner pizza
>>51481905
nighty night
>>51481927
not saying much 2bh, /brit/ is a paki thread m8
>>51481943
keep posting these pics
>>51481895
http://xhamster.com/movies/5344343/japanese_paipan_schoolgirl_creampie.html
absolute dead ringer for the slope that was here i kid you not
>>51481919
its used to mock /pol/ autists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRWq53IFXVQ
choon
business idea: we all read the works of marx's, lenin and trotsky and actually become educated
>>51482009
give me 40 minutes and i'll smash your face in
>>51482013
business idea: kill yourself
this is coming from someone who's family lived under communism
>>51482013
jeremy
>>51482011
>not the great sea
pleb
>>51481326
>Lose my Virginity
Done
>Get a GF
Done
I'm so close to completing the Amagami Challenge after trying and failing miserably for 5 years.
It's going to be a beautiful day
>>51482013
lisicki please leave
>>51482013
t. corbyn
>tfw unironically dumb
Wew lads.
>>51481989
no i have gone off the idea of wanking completely
>>51482011
wind wanker has the best soundtrack tbqh
>>51482013
How's the ß? Don't want anything more than 1 hahaa
>>51482013
business idea: Lets not and succeed in the financial industry by exploiting those who don't know better because they read marx, lenin and trotsky
https://youtu.be/UV8x7H3DD8Y
>>51482063
>>51482073
>>51482081
>>51482088
Stay on-topic please
>>51482075
just work hard then
Really fucking hate the whole "You want what you can't have" thing, and that it's impossible to actually appreciate what you already have
Irking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o10drRI3VQ0
best xmas song
business idea: win the lottery
>when a yank uses a regional flag that isn't a state
>>51481873
Not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gokhBJWSjeM
>>51481943
wew
great song
>>51482011
Listened to it too much and ruined it for myself a bit.
'Nother one
https://youtu.be/ruklS-gdPNE
business idea: buy things and sell them for more than i paid for them
>>51482146
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBF7TiyATo
>anything other than Proper Crimbo
Haha, you sill goose.
>>51482194
petite bourgeois pigs get out
one month to get ready for /GF2016/ lads
>>51482207
that was to murder your ears. if it didn't i'll have to put you down
What do you say when a vegan uses the old "eating beef is equivalent to eating dog" argument?
Business idea: buy commodoties that fluctuate in price during periods in which the price is low then sell when the price increases
Business Idea: Spend billions of pounds a year to convince the masses that they need to buy things that they don't actually need, and that their status and happiness depends on it.
>>51481919
nor does the guy you replied to apparently
>>51482194
literal billionaire
tfw no gf gets much fucking worse when you lose your virginity lads
was just proper accepting of it before
>>51482011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43IPAGw01IY
>tfw if /pol/ was around during the cold war they would be communists because its contrarian
wild desu
>>51482247
no it's not
>>51482174
keep posting this literal work of art
business idea: go to japan and bring a back a idol jap gf
>>51482081
jesus scottish girls are ugly
>>51482247
"Rasheed"
>>51482245
>pentatonix
I already knew it would be shit, so I didn't listen to it.
>>51482180
my favourite (therefore objectively best) soundtrack from AC and if you disagree i will kill you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UVi5Pzjjs0
>>51482247
beef isn't dog though innit
Doing a tickle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXngR9v5uK8
banger
heating is off
cold now
Business idea: Tax the rich
http://strawpoll.me/6145913
http://strawpoll.me/6145913
http://strawpoll.me/6145913
^^ this one's for real ^^
>>51482311
how will that work seeing as youve become gay
>>51482375
>Saw some people on fb ranting about how good her maiden speech was
>Watch it and she uses the term "neoliberal"
>Closes tab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq1jknZp0ic
>>51482383
the 90%
need to remember to cop some weed before the dealer goes home for christmas lads x
>>51482311
better find her snatch before the population plummets
>>51482233
legs
business idea: go to japan and bring back samurai bf
can you see me can you see me get your visine on
>>51482388
>no "thank god" option
>>51482412
was my exact reaction as well
pretty funny how she said SNP was all about Socialism and then as soon as Labour elected Corbyn they were all about Nationalism
>>51482174
holy shit keep posting these
>>51482346
I'll keep quiet
>>51482417
Fucking yes lad
https://youtu.be/m1Syt7p2Iv0
>>51482081
Why do you keep spamming this? Nobody knows or cares who the fuck she is.
>>51482207
>all those "celebrities" that aren't on tv any more
reminder lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzFuWa0TqSs
>>51482494
sara is an established /brit/ meme girl
>>51482471
looks just shy of a metre
What's the best phone carrier for lots of data for cheap lads?
>>51482061
>Cringey anime loser
>Losing his virginity
Lmao. Sure you did mate, sure you did.
Business idea: Take all the Jews money then expel them
>>51482494
all me
>>51482494
She's an ugly fucking communist dog that one spastic that has shit eyesight won't stop forcing
>>51482247
cows are moron animals.
it's like saying eating carrot is the same as eating weed because they both came from the ground.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFNHlJ6yvEA
8-bit choons
>>51482572
nice dress
>>51482471
Is that Sara?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_zEcQZ_c_o
i give this a listen when i need to do a motivation
>not preferring boiled eggs runny
>>51482388
I think she is quite nice.
>>51482412
>she uses the term "neoliberal"
what's wrong with that?
You didn't know the snp alignment?
>>51482506
post more
>>51482595
no you rocket
r8 my new creps lads
>>51482464
>>51482412
>Bang on about career politicians with no experience of real work
>Celebrate the beginnings of someone who is literally going to be in politics all her life with no real work experience
>>51482174
>You will never have a gorgeous, pale wife who wears sexy and revealing lingerie for you
Fuck lads...
I was supposed to sign on today or well sign off, I just got a job and this week but I literally forgot I was still on JSA. Will the job centre be mad at me or something? I can ring them tomorrow and tell them right? also do you get extra money for signing off or something?
Going to watch Josh Widdicombes new show
>>51482648
m8 she worked in a chippy
what's Gideon ever done eh?
>>51480890
Felizz Navidad is possibly the best one 2bh
It's simple, upbeat and gets the job done
http://strawpoll.me/6145955
http://strawpoll.me/6145955
http://strawpoll.me/6145955
No fucking around this time
Business idea: go to Japan and have a homosexual experience with currylad while Buckinghamshire gets all the fanny
tbf i think some of the lotro rohan soundtrack is as good as the films'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RArmjXcLdWY
lads i might have to do a presentation tomorrow but theyre splitting class in half and one half has to do the presentation tomorrow and the other has to do it next week gonna be so fucking happy if i get to do it next week lads but of course i wont because my life is shit x
>>51482542
Just jealous even Anime creeps like me can get a GF and you can't.
>>51482597
you have excellent taste tbqh
>>51482704
just don't go in haha
>>51481202
>Lads what do I want for christmas?
nothing
Its been like that for years
I don't usually look forward to christmas because it means spending time with my toxic family
>>51482525
No she's not, some paki spamming her doesn't make her a gimmick
>>51482704
I always ask to be the first to do it 2bh
>>51482686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwVJTHtqs9Y
Be bantersaurus rex
>>51482695
thats a bit bent mate
thanks you too
>>51482207
this is good as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoVZciwDcpo
>I dont care for tits, you boobless bitch
>Your body'll do just fine
>>51482646
solid
stupid if you paid over 45 squid mind
>group chat started
>already a hot girl has told me to shut up and everyone has laughed
I thought the banter was meant to be top notch :(
>>51482695
i honestly dont know which parts to distinguish from the truth
>>51481700
Apparently cosplayers are absolute whores if you look remotely good
>>51482494
its a meme you dip
>>51482742
thought about doing this but you still have to hand it in tomorrow even if youre doing it next week x
>>51482783
font
>>51482815
don't you get an online hand in or something?
>>51482686
Folded towels and shit
>>51482715
Your pillow with an anime graphic is not your girlfriend, it's a pillow.
>>51482795
haha invite them to this general lad, teach them about real banter haha x
>>51480677
>I masturbate because I don't care what the bible says
>>51482827
usually do but not for this for some reason x
>>51482684
it's not great but I still kinda like it. Beattie Edmondson is qt.
>>51482826
bully
been in uni for 2 months and I may need to get my third unicard since starting soon, not sure if I can face them again.
lads
>>51482704
what difference does it make. either way you have to do it. explain this you fucking tard
alright going to unironically plan my japan trip this weekend instead of being drunk and hungover
Lads I start a night shift job next week but I would have to get a train into the city. I've rarely ever used the train so would I be able to buy a return at lets say 22:00 and use it at 6am the night day? I know you probably cant but I'm not sure since I don't want to have to pay 2 singles each time which I think costs more.
>>51482760
literally does
>>51482880
because i havent really practiced it so ill have an entire week to practice it more and my presentation will be objectively better if i do it next week instead of tomorrow you fucking retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujUDQFYqnsU
post film music
>>51482695
(duncan bannatyne voice) im in
>>51482884
you can probs buy week long or month long tickets
>>51482658
Just ring them and no
>>51482795
You probably deserved it
>>51482849
>Your pillow with an anime graphic is not your girlfriend
True, but the girl I see 4 times a week is.
>>51482858
>replying to a 50 minute old post
kill yourself
>>51482783
had that before
>>51482911
>ill have an entire week to practice it more
if you haven't done it now you won't do it then
why will this week be different from last?
lazy cunt get out of my sight
what happened to 'ghost lad'? That guy who was 2 weeks into freshers and had successfully avoiced everyone in his flat for the duration?
Was an /r9k/ memester that got linked here a bit
>>51482918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lAfMT5FIZE
>>51482954
Classic meme
>The Government says its contract offer reduces the maximum hours a junior doctor can work from 91 hours in any one week to 72 hours. But the BMA says financial penalties for hospitals are being scrapped.
sounds like a stressful occupation either way ngl
>>51482939
You only watch anime 4 times a week? I admire you for trying to cut back mate. You can do it.
>>51482977
Very good post
/brit/ and /fr/ should be united lads
>>51482918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7eYaJr1j-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1XQtRKXdSI
>>51482884
You can buy a month return, but look at how long a week or month ticket will be per journey
>>51482918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ciqf8yMVzAk
Lads are orchids for benders?
I've started collecting plants but I only went for manly non flower ones before like Ivy, Spider plans, various cactus and hawthoria.
I don't want people who visit my room to go "ha ha bender boy has a bender plant"
It's worse that it's pink, I swore it was purple in the store.
listening to all the things she said again
running through my head
>>51482884
>>51482934
Yeah, go to the train operators website and look at their long-term tickets.
Failing that, returns tend to be 'Anytime return within x days'.
>>51482881
apparently you can do language courses when youre there and as part of it they do socialising with japs, otherwise i dont really see where the wooing would take place
>>51482962
because i had 2 other assignments to do you fucking spacker and i dont have anything else to do after this
>>51483025
bit gay
get some aloe vera they is delightful
>>51482985
yeah but they get to earn loads in the future
>>51482789
Couldn't find them for under £50
>>51482884
sounds like a fucking nightmare
glad i can cycle to my shite job in 10 minutes ngl
https://youtu.be/K1ryJDVuZ6k
>>51483025
haha bender boy can't orient his photos
>>51483025
go down to the local head shop and start growing weed
>>51482918
Did an actual cry at this bit when I saw it at the cinema.
https://youtu.be/6e3KFHmNyGE?t=11m13s
think im in love with my oneitis but tbf if another girl came along and gave me some attention id probably forget about her
>>51483042
not my fault you didn't give all info up front. fucking retard
>>51482875
I lost my student Id 3 weeks into first semester and never got a new one hahahaha
>>51483071
10/10 tune
good scene in the film where this plays too. the good indian rekts that bad indian
manually made my hair part a bit more prominent
does it look good or bad. its a bit more uneven but i dont wanna fuck wid it too mcuh
>>51482977
Clint Mansell does the GOAT soundtracks 2bh
>>51483151
bent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QFEUW6WRmQ
best tune of october
https://youtu.be/NsQBKr_x-P4
>>51483000
Good bants lad.
Hope they help you get over the crippling loneliness when I'm plowing my GF all day throughout the christmas holidays
>>51482875
>tfw lost 6 pairs of glasses in my first year of them
>>51483151
would look better in a hat, say this one for example
katyusha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtYCe7ZD5eo
>>51483151
where are you from
>>51483180
more of this beauty
http://pitchfork.com/news/62268-animal-collective-announce-new-album-painting-with-share-floridada/
http://pitchfork.com/news/62268-animal-collective-announce-new-album-painting-with-share-floridada/
http://pitchfork.com/news/62268-animal-collective-announce-new-album-painting-with-share-floridada/
>51% of Britons have never had a one-night stand
O M G
you guys are the normies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MckCkMPJVpw
>>51483188
Mate you're going to chafe and damage your dick from fucking your pillow lmao you madman
>>51483254
don't even know what that is lol
>>51483214
good lad
http://thetab.com/2015/11/30/whats-more-important-face-or-body-64004
>all those comments about short men
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>51482875
literally lost my student id on the day it expired was well weird x
learned russian behind the gfs back and for her birthday today we had a simple conversation in russian and she started crying lads.
feels good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0voSWdX4jo
please explain the tactical advantages of this mustache
>>51483347
gom
>>51483350
makes your face look like a squirrel's arse so no one shoots you
>>51483347
did your english rose gf also learn russian without your knowledge too?
>>51483347
Tell me you had passionate sex afterwards
can we do a new
>>51483145
Honestly if I didn't get free travel from the bus station to uni with that card I probably wouldn't bother either desu
Also I lost my first one the Thursday after freshers
>>51483392
ukrainian tbqh
>>51483418
obv.
>>51483239
Pretty hype
I prefer Panda Bear solo though, there's something about the vocals in AnCo that gets really irritating after about half an hour.
I think Avey just sounds too whiney and American for my pleb taste.
>>51483347
cute
BABY I'M FADED
>>51483347
https://desustorage.org/int/search/text/learned%20russian%20behind%20the%20gfs%20back%20and%20for%20her%20birthday%20today%20we%20had%20a%20simple%20conversation%20in%20russian%20and%20she%20started%20crying%20lads.%20%20feels%20good./
>>51483425
alright jsut fuked my gimmic wassfagsd
just had a bar of chocolate lads havent eaten anything bad since freshers week lmao waheeey
>>51483438
>I prefer Panda Bear solo though,
fang us a link? you just gotta power through the whiney american voice, like with nana grizol
>>51483347
you said this lad year
>Rising number of paupers' funerals sees costs to councils soar by a third
the future you chose
>>51483347
good lad(?)
>>51483452
what the fuck
>>51483319
it's 100% face for women talking about men
you just need to be good looking and not morbidly obese and you'll pound gash day by day
>>51483466
Top single from his last album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmXIIL2tmR8
Another from the album before that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yvOYoNrzWM
>Just gotta power through
I can't man, I can only take so much before I feel like I'm getting a headche, which is a shame because until then It's really good
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