maisie edition
mmmmmmm lovely wet maisie fanny
maisie
anime
>>51480303
/ded/
Ritsu
anime
Hi lads haha
Azusa
>>51480303
tfw you will never shit in her minge
>>51480361
hello!
Kyary
>>51480361
hahaha!!!!
Christmas songs are now misogynistic.
>>51480350
i wish
Stop it mum
will non redditors like regular show?
Alright lads
Taking my Korean GF to a gig tomorrow night, should be fun. I'm in Uni on Wednesday morning but I'll just skip it and spend the day with her instead.
right, who wants a hard bumming?
>>51480419
>>51480303
Who would you shag, Maisie or Laurie? You cannot choose to not shag either one. >Maisie Williams
>Laurie Penny
http://strawpoll.me/6145599
http://strawpoll.me/6145599
http://strawpoll.me/6145599
http://strawpoll.me/6145599
http://strawpoll.me/6145599
Ha ha lads not back in work till literally next year :D
>>51480485
i want a soft bumming from maisie
>>51480043
The Covenant are quite literally the Pakis of the galaxy if you think about it
>>51480419
loool
>>51480499
how is this even a question
![vNM2C6ACQMU[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EFGyXpM.jpg "vNM2C6ACQMU[1].jpg")
>>51480419
Saw a great refute to that once
Can't remember it one.
One big CHEB
Well I guess no one cares that Halo ripped off Enders Game, then. Thought it might be an interesting post but looks like I'm a twat haha.
>>51480499
Laurie. I'd video myself face fucking her and cumming on her face.
>>51480400
alri?
>>51480538
explain
>>51480508
Why m8?
i want to drown in maisies stringy vaginal discharge
This is fucking bollocks lads. I'm trying to refute this leftist paki-lover on youtube but every time I post my wall of text it vanishes for no reason.
I've tried commenting on different accounts, I've pasted from a notepad document, I've changed the text... my comment will not show up.
What's going on?
>>51480519
The covenant are a multitude of different species from loads of different planets.
>>51480562
no
have to do a 3000 word essay about lectures i didn't attend haha
>>51480578
Holidays
Watch out ISIS
>>51480538
fucking nerd
oh dear was not consistent with the format better delete that post
>>51480591
want to fedora this but not quite sure how precisely to do it
>>51480623
back off, buddy
>>51480591
It's the Jews
>>51480591
>commenting youtube
off yourself 2bh even if you are right
>>51480404
Bit lazy.
>she's probably looking at me in this pic
what porn sites do you guys use?
>want to fedora this but not quite sure how precisely to do it
>>51480654
don't want to get in a argument and attract jannies wrath again haha
>>51480607
could be worse, you could have a job like me ;^)
>>51480677
xhamster & chaturbate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1yr8w_vZ5E
tune lads
for fuck's sakes lads
>>51480722
lmao
>>51480677
bing videos
>>51480722
you can challange him to a duel now though
>>51480677
eporner and spankbang
>>51480677
I only use xhamster desu
/r/ing sites for high quality East Asian porn. No censors, ugly women or microdick asian men.
>>51480722
behead both of them
>>51480617
why is the tail so big?
>>51480677
oppaitime
>>51480576
The millitary need to take drastic measures to defend humanity against a new alien threat. One crazy scientist is in charge of selecting loads of gifted kids, augmenting them with genetic upgrades to make them highly combat efficient. All of them are trained up, around 50% drop out or die due to the hard training and enduring genetic mutations. One of the child soldiers is more gifted than the others, the crazy scientist focuses most attention on him to make him a leader. That leader nearly single handedly stops the alien force from conquering earth.
I could have easily been explaining Enders Game or Halo 2bh
>>51480707
>tfw have to get a job for a full year next year
absolutely horrifying
>>51480722
>(Kekolded)
top 5 christmas songs:
1. last christmas
2. fairytale of new york
3. feliz navidad
4. stop the cavalry
5. i wish it could be christmas every day
>>51480591
give up
>>51480850
they say doing a placement gives you a new lease on life and makes you much more productive
maybe they are lying like they were lying about uni though
>>51480890
>no Carol of the Bells
plebtier list discarded
stroking the hair on my chinny chin chin
>>51480767
>tfw can never find the holy grail of porn sites with plenty of east asian porn, featuring white men with big dicks and no censor that are longer than 5 minutes.
>>51480850
it's not that bad 2bh I just hate how long it takes me to get there and home, so much wasted time and also having to take breaks/lunch on your own sometimes, makes me feel awkward
>>51480767
>high quality East Asian
>no censors
Doesn't exist, give up.
>>51480890
>no mary's boy child
absolutely binned
got curie as my companion in fo4 lads
>>51480890
>1
>not Merry Christmas Everybody
fuck off
>>51480574
Boney MM/Harry Belafonte, Mary's Boy Child
East 17, Stay Another Day
Darlene Love, Christmas (Baby please come home)
What is the longest and most obnoxious way to say "t
>>51480890
christmas in hollis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8
>>51480677
>>51480890
>feliz navidad
never heard of it
>>51480924
>featuring white men with big dicks
bender lol
>>51480890
>1, 2, 5
bit overplayed desu
>>51480890
Bit of fun trivia. The woman who sings in fairytale of new york had an accident where she fell off a boat and her head got crushed between the boat and the pier, she was decappitated, and it happened in front of her kids. Happened in Mexico.
>>51480910
yeah i've heard that
i did one during summer and i actually maintained a good sleeping pattern for a few months so it might be true
>>51480925
yeah my summer one was quite cool tbf
>>51480722
I get kekholded constantly on that game. ngl, if it weren't for 4chin I wouldn't think anything of it
>>51480806
Control at low speeds desu senpai
>>51480954
please respond
>>51480987
>2
>overplayed
please rid the world of yourself immediately
>>51480954
'fuck off'
lads I'm in my final year of uni, I haven't looked for a graduate job yet because I don't see the point. My CV is literally empty, apart from a 2 year stint at Tesco in 6th form I have no experience
Should I spend the year that I graduate doing internships to build up my CV? I figure it's a good way to get my foot in the door
>>51480890
>fairytale of new york
based
>tfw no norn iron gf
https://youtu.be/1IeBUc2oDKY
>>51480987
thats cos theyre good init
>>51480975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihW56Xa3XGQ
>>51481005
bloody ell
>>51480953
>stay another day
literally projectile vomit every time that bollocks comes on during christmas
>>51480947
>>51480936
wait for next weeks top 10 list
>>51480922
???
>>51481049
good boy
>>51480953
>East 17, Stay Another Day
nigger what
>>51480954
please reply to this post
>>51480924
Aye lad. A Western porn firm with exclusively good looking, trimmed East Asian women getting fucked by fat White dicks would be filling a niche market.
>>51481005
15 years in 10 days time
>>51481042
>I haven't looked for a graduate job yet because I don't see the point.
students
>>51480954
tbcauhwyiimdswyb
to be completely and utterly honest with you if i may do so with your blessing
>>51481085
18 days sorry
an someone please give me a (You) . I'm really popular on here but not when there's so many nomries
>>51480654
weve already discussed this
she focussed on me; i am a magnetic pole of masculine attraction. wherever i am in the world, her eyes will surely follow, like the needle in a compass
>>51481042
you should have spent your time at uni doing internships haha
pretty sure most internships won't accept you if you've graduated
good luck
>>51481101
this will do, thanks friend
top-tier scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h81UOjlFmMs
>>51480925
>having to take breaks/lunch on your own sometimes
oh fuck pls no not again
Lads what do I want for christmas?
Familia want me to make a list, but I can genuinely think of nothing that I actually want (apart from a qt gf who understands me and can put a stop to the aching loneliness and depressino that plagues every moment of my existence),
>>51480954
isiimibqbfacuhwylmh (i say if i must i'm being quite brutally frankly and completely and utterly honest with you lad mate haha)
can't think of anything else to stretch it out and still make sense
>>51481042
>Trying to get an internship without having previously done some internships to fill up your CV
You absolute madman
Going to listen to Fairytale of New York on repeat at least 20 times as soon as it's midnight desu lads
>>51481202
helium and a face mask
>>51481188
prefer this scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ_7br_3y54
>>51481221
good decision
>>51481197
I hate it
essay is going well lads
>>51481218
Thanks anon, I can always count on you guys when I need a classy saying haha
>>51480925
>>51481197
just eat at your computer and then go for a walk if you need to fill up the remaining time
fucking nomries
How have your New Year's Resolutions gone lads?
>Get a job - done
>Stay healthy - nope, going to start now though
>Get a gf - nope
>Stop being a massive autist - a work in progress
>>51481173
Yeah I spent second year travelling instead Tbh
Why would they not hire me if I've graduated?
Do I stay watching telly for another half an hour or snoozey time lads? Work in morning
>>51481202
I got a big solid bowl for my birthday the other day. Eaten two meals out of it so far and feel that their enjoyability was definitely increased by being served in it.
My suggestion is thus a bowl.
>>51481042
i dont get the internships meameey
all the ones i looked at required relevant work experience, so i couldnt do any
>>51481320
not allowed to eat at our desks
>>51481329
internships normally say you have to be in your penultimate year
at least all the ones i've looked at have anyway
>>51481066
>>51481065
Actually, I'd like to replace Stay Another Day with Frankie Goes to Hollywood, The Power of Love.
important research lads
http://strawpoll.me/6145752
>>51481202
realistically: lego
unrealistically: marry the waifu, time machine, billion quid, friends
>>51481296
same :3
>>51481197
>>51480925
>First day at a new job today
>Having lunch with new work colleagues
>"So anon, do you have a gf?"
>>51481369
how many words and when is it due?
internships a shit
get a graduate placement
@51481361
>one*tis
>fr*endzone
holy fuckin fedoras
>>51481296
at least write the title down lad
>>51481361
First I think. Although having a wingman would be nice, but it would be your oneitis, so you'd feel awful.
my spotify discover weekly has got a bit weird lads
need to fix this
>>51481326
yeah literally completed all of mine
they werent stupidly difficult but I had to be conscious of them to make them happen
so im happy enough with that
gonna do a sleep
up at 5:20 haha
Ditching my tablet in case someone did actually contact the police haha
sort of want a wank but no porn is interesting to me at the moment, in fact its borderline repulsive
>>51480538
Wasn't enders game only released a few years ago?
>>51481450
>5:20
wew
good night x
>>51481361
well, shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2n2_z5CuGI
forgot abot the wank I had planned
>>51481450
night lad
>>51481450
gn hf gl ilu ttyl
>>51481452
go on /d/ and find something weird that gives you a stiffy lol
>>51481373
When it's older women:
Such a handsome young man... You're so intelligent... That smells delicious, did you make it? Women love a man who cooks...
Where the fuck are they?
>>51481479
I hate that feel desu
>>51481445
What were they lad?
>>51481433
any way to easily synch spotify to update it with info from itunes?
Alright lads, I've thrown in the towel.
I'm afraid the pakis have won through a dead hand because YouTube simply will not display my comment. Modified it in notepad and it still won't appear.
>>51481450
Sleep tight lad.
Wrap up warm in the morning. Its getting bare chilly
>>51481451
what they dob you in for this time 'bena?
I wonder if detective received my dossier of evidence on you yet, cheaped out and posted it 2nd class.
>>51481387
lab report in for thursday, recommended 10-15 pages
should've had this done by midday tomorrow though desu got lots of other stuff to do
>>51481373
i don't think that's too bad
as long as you don't say you've never had a gf and are a handholdless virgin haha
>>51481532
dunno desu, don't use itunes
>>51481452
http://xhamster.com/movies/2733857/jap_teen_n15.html?hd
Ciao
>>51478830
It's out national birthday yet no one told us happy birthday. Could you please do that? I promised the guy in the thread people will say happy birthday.
You get absolutely nothing out of this other than moral satisfaction.
Thx :-*****
having a MASSIVE hunger
>>51481553
I just said I was single, what do I do if they ask about that though? Do I say different things if it's guys or girls or both?
>>51481553
3000 words for wednesday for me haha
got 4 fairly large bits of work to hand in before the end of term wew
>>51481421
Fantastic bird there lad, saved. Love sexy, light blondes.
>"detective"
>>51481479
holy shit
you made me realise I havent done a wank it like 3 or 4 days wth
CV is full of shit lads, recruiters will never find out though
>>51481537
bet youve posted it like 20 times and youre just looking in the wrong place and some pakis got 20 (you)s haha you bellend
>>51481570
i had a look at that the other day but didn't like it desu
>>51481504
will give it a go
>>51480953
>>51481359
Is this the same person?
This is a literal fucking 10/10
My eyes are fucking screaming
>>51481555
just tried searching spotify
doesn't have the first artist i typed
what a load a shite
>>51481625
>but didn't like it desu
whats wrong with you
>>51481597
think that would be a bit rude of them tbqh
from personal experience it's probably better to lie, at least initially.
>>51481620
>"Dear anon, we would like to verify a few things with you that you put on your CV but we were unable to verify. Are you free for a phonecall 1 PM tomorrow?"
anyone just wank as its part of routine, I don't even want to just wouldn't feel right if I didn't even now I have a gf
What indeed?
couple man called me a backup dancer
>>51481477
Nah
https://youtu.be/wNZixjO12_Q
>>51481545
Someone pretending to be poleaboo made a post involving an IED. Lack of /brit/ (you)s getting to him
His legal aid has been accepted so he will have someone in his corner
>tfw no cosplay gf.
>>51481610
Rasheed
>get asked to come in to work for 90 MINUTES
>round trip to and from the city takes 45
fuck my life lads reeeee
>>51481530
>What were they lad?
- document budget and spending
- Work out 4 - 5 times a week and eat "better"
- get laid (wild card)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8
easily the best chistmas song
>>51481679
>The Nat onal
>>51481685
yes lad
although wings of kynereth is goat
>>51481625
Look up Suzumura Airi
Business idea: Make porn by getting some idol grade plastic koreans and get some white men with fat dicks to fuck them.
>>51481645
Qt in the first picture is more beautiful
>>51481679
so he should ffs
>>51481326
my new years resolutions are always to get a gf
>>51481669
procrasturbate desu
>>51481685
good one the morrowind theme is decent too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7NOlL5iZCA
Is detective ITT?
>>51481740
True. Posted it before though and wanted to mix things up.
>>51481757
Im more turned on by the frames than the chick desu
>>51481758
fucking amazing proper 10
>>51481597
Jesus fuck you aspie you give this polite response.
You're single,
If they ask any more about your romance just say (lie) you broke up with your last girlfriend a few months ago and you're enjoying the time alone for now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWGEOpAwMQg
>>51481849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V00tr9TdFgc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YitJVc-JzR8
>tfw no qt Cymraes with great tits to cuddle up to at night
>>51481849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT-CFW50IB4
wahey lads
>Skyrim has the best ost of any elder scrolls game
>>51481762
>>51481841
Rorke
Think i might be asexual lads
>>51481326
mine was to be more outgoing
so far it's been alright, although with girls it's been pretty mixed.
>some girls cracking on to me
>some whom I've just met say I'm really nice but they don't know anyone who'd be interested in me
>one thought I was gay
hahaha ebin
Night lads
>>51481889
>Rorke
Never got this meme 2bh
>>51481888
its all by the same chap
>>51481919
its a paki thing dont worry about it
>>51481361
The fuck option would mean I continue living as normal, except I have sex with an attractive person.
>>51481757
It's difficult because Japs are the only ones there who can be genuinely beddable with nice bodies, but they would be far too rare in the West and getting some men to go live in Japan just for a porn career would be ridiculous.
https://youtu.be/NyoTvgPn0rU
>>51481326
>lose virginity
no
>get to 4/3/2/1
haven't been to the gym for about 2 months, nearly got 1 though tbf
>get driving licence
no
still time but i doubt it
>be better at working
a little bit
at least im feeling really guilty for not doing work a few days before the deadline rather than the day before the deadline
>>51481685
Oblivion will always remain my favourite
business idea: roast dinner pizza
>>51481905
nighty night
>>51481927
not saying much 2bh, /brit/ is a paki thread m8
>>51481943
keep posting these pics
>>51481895
http://xhamster.com/movies/5344343/japanese_paipan_schoolgirl_creampie.html
absolute dead ringer for the slope that was here i kid you not
>>51481919
its used to mock /pol/ autists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRWq53IFXVQ
choon
business idea: we all read the works of marx's, lenin and trotsky and actually become educated
>>51482009
give me 40 minutes and i'll smash your face in
>>51482013
business idea: kill yourself
this is coming from someone who's family lived under communism
>>51482013
jeremy
>>51482011
>not the great sea
pleb
>>51481326
>Lose my Virginity
Done
>Get a GF
Done
I'm so close to completing the Amagami Challenge after trying and failing miserably for 5 years.
It's going to be a beautiful day
>>51482013
lisicki please leave
>>51482013
t. corbyn
>tfw unironically dumb
Wew lads.
>>51482013
>>51481989
no i have gone off the idea of wanking completely
>>51482011
wind wanker has the best soundtrack tbqh
>>51482013
How's the ß? Don't want anything more than 1 hahaa
>>51482013
business idea: Lets not and succeed in the financial industry by exploiting those who don't know better because they read marx, lenin and trotsky
https://youtu.be/UV8x7H3DD8Y
>>51482063
>>51482073
>>51482081
>>51482088
Stay on-topic please
>>51482075
just work hard then
Really fucking hate the whole "You want what you can't have" thing, and that it's impossible to actually appreciate what you already have
Irking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o10drRI3VQ0
best xmas song
business idea: win the lottery
>when a yank uses a regional flag that isn't a state
>>51481873
Not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gokhBJWSjeM
>>51481943
wew
great song
>>51482011
Listened to it too much and ruined it for myself a bit.
'Nother one
https://youtu.be/ruklS-gdPNE
business idea: buy things and sell them for more than i paid for them
>>51482146
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBF7TiyATo
>anything other than Proper Crimbo
Haha, you sill goose.
>>51482194
petite bourgeois pigs get out
one month to get ready for /GF2016/ lads
>>51482207
that was to murder your ears. if it didn't i'll have to put you down
What do you say when a vegan uses the old "eating beef is equivalent to eating dog" argument?
Business idea: buy commodoties that fluctuate in price during periods in which the price is low then sell when the price increases
Business Idea: Spend billions of pounds a year to convince the masses that they need to buy things that they don't actually need, and that their status and happiness depends on it.
>>51481919
nor does the guy you replied to apparently
>>51482194
literal billionaire
tfw no gf gets much fucking worse when you lose your virginity lads
was just proper accepting of it before
>>51482011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43IPAGw01IY
>tfw if /pol/ was around during the cold war they would be communists because its contrarian
wild desu
>>51482247
no it's not
>>51482174
keep posting this literal work of art
business idea: go to japan and bring a back a idol jap gf
>>51482081
jesus scottish girls are ugly
