Countdown edition
Bought the PS4 lads.
But I'm getting £200 towards it for Christmas because I'm such a good boy.
fuck /brit/
fuck /cum/
Look what I found.
Hi x
Vicky looks absolutely stunning tbqh, want her to win.
That thing with Katie Hopkins was funny desu.
CRITICALLY important poll lads
http://strawpoll.me/6144723
http://strawpoll.me/6144723
http://strawpoll.me/6144723
http://strawpoll.me/6144723
Mummy bought me a box of chocolate bars for my birthday and I need your help to choose which one to eat.
Gosh anon, you're such a loser
>>51476209
Suzie > Rachel > Carol
>The North
Bunch of fairies desu
charli
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>Poleaboo has legal aid
>Poleaboo is going to court
>Poleaboo is going to drag those Polish girls to court and relive their trauma
>Poleaboo is going to detonate an IED in the dock
>>51476293
Poleaboo likes Lady C, Chris and Kieron
>>51476303
fudge
you fudgepacker
lol
>>51476340
>>Poleaboo is going to detonate an IED in the dock
Reported to Simon Thomas, just in case.
Ribena is a paki after all.
>delivery man comes to drop off my pizza
>"Enjoy your pizza"
>"Y-you too"
I'm so autistic, I might kill myself desu.
You have ten seconds to give me one reason why being a meat eater is not morally reprehensible.
>>51476321
>proud of being literal pakis
going to buy some thermals lads, fucking M&S is selling them for £22 just for bottoms!
>>51476340
wheres that australian chap who told that police chap about that sheikh chap
>>51476381
Detective
>>51476303
obvious choice
>>51476381
>Simon Thomas
Is that detectives name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA49Iy_5IAk
yeah you got a gun i got a RAATAA too!
>>51476392
Animals have neither feelings nor sentience, so eating them is fine.
>>51476318
Look at Susie there, acting all innocent while hiding in dictionary corner. I bet she learns a lot of filthy words in that dictionary. What must she fantasise about?
>>51476340
>Poleaboo is going to detonate an IED in the dock
pretending or not, that is a dangerous thing to announce
If you're 5'6 should you join the army?
I understand people go 'yeah you can do whatever you want' and stuff, but then at the same time it feels a bit like the same sympathy people would give to cripples on facebook calling them pretty and shit.
>>51476392
because yolo
>>51476439
He's the guy who baked the Sheik, he's an expert in 4chanology
>>51476321
>scientific proof that areas with large numbers of Indians like hot curry more than those that don't
>the pakis will never naff off
>>51476321
>Admitting the south is infested with pakis
>>51476443
>Animals have neither feelings nor sentience
mong detected
>>51476450
Suzie is pretty butters but she drives me wild I have no idea why
>>51476331
oh aye
morning lads
>>51476389
cute girl in subway told me to enjoy my meal the other day
think she likes me 2bh
cannot justify paying £3 for delivery desu
>>51476495
>baked
>>51476440
Disgusting mate.
>>51476526
4, 1, 3, 2
>>51476513
You're a vocabulophile
>>51476543
alri
woke up about 1.5 hrs ago 2bh
>>51476465
Too bad we'll never know who posted it
Though obviously a joke considering there are metal detectors at the doors of the court
The bird off Limmy's show is a cutie
>>51476389
>get something from the shop
>"have a nice night!"
>"you too"
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
alri
OFFICIAL THREAD SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca7Jaz8xORc
>>51476615
woke up about 5pm i think but only just got my life sorted out
i was gonna go into uni this morning because i was awake but then i fell asleep just before i needed to go in
hopefully tonight goes better
>>51476575
Yes?
>>51476568
from where?
Gone right off Amazon with their £20 min spend now desu
>>51476526
every single yat in this pic is dutty but look like they give good uck
>>51476625
>ciao
>una borsa per favore
>grazie ciao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wzqGI_4fIM
Nice song haha
>>51476666
you mean baited, you melt
no jgf lads
>4 minutes until i can go to bed
>>51476581
leave an anon steamin' in his jammies
standard.
Just bought the best movie of 2015. Going to be watching it tonight
>>51476690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COy_JKXtzvE
:3
going on a date on wednesday lads.....
tb
>>51476655
tentatively planning a 1am sleep
hope i dream of may-z
>>51476709
>bait
>bake
Only one of these words rhymes with Sheikh.
>>51476501
Now you know how the Welsh feel.
Or rather, you will in a few years when the Caliphate is established, English law is deleted and replaced with Sharia and the killing of kaffirs is legalised.
>>51476741
>implying I don't know about the ogre
yanks are at it again
>>51476724
Literally took 3 fucking minutes for that to upload
>>51476743
Listened to this on repeat on Gran Turismo 3 ahaha
>i will get a gf in just two weeks in a foreign country alone and without being able to speak the language
>>51476741
mad max was fucking shit
biggest disappointment of 2015
was desperately waiting for it to end because I don't like finishing films early
>>51476568
That £3 pays for the wages of the workers in the post office and the sorting office, it pays for the delivery vehicles as well as the fuel they use and it pays for the maintenance of these buildings.
>>51476795
get a house in D E V O N
might have a wank. only time i feel slightly good.
>>51476526
1,4,3,2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mcGJA7-HeM
hahahahaha
doing a laugh lads
GOING TO BEDTIME :
NOW
Really enjoying Outlander tbqh lads, think Scotland should be independent now.
>>51476646
happnin' lass
>>51476802
If the refugees can do it, why can't you?
>>51476845
good lad haha
>>51476776
only a paki would know how to pronounce sheikh
i thought it was "sheek" until right now
>>51476818
Hahah literally didn't realise desu
Gonna drink some cider desu
>>51476303
Toffe Crisp is the only choice
how do you even ask a girl out desu
Like I can understand asking her out to a bar or something but how do you ask her to actually be your gf?
>>51476863
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ride on a nigga it don't matter blue or red
>>51476907
"ei" is always pronounced like "ay" though
>>51476209
after numerous tests and trial runs I have come to conclusion, new Zealand pussy was made for Canadian men
>>51476907
>being able to speak English makes you a paki
Rasheed pls
>>51476907
nah you're just retarded bruv
>>51476949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMautDEKvao
NOVA S C O T I A
>>51476961
Does she have snapchat ahha
Got two options lads, go to work or kill myself. Leaning toward the second one.
>>51476961
>new Zealand pussy
dutty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryqMT8TAi7U
C H O O N
>>51476949
>>51476965
>>51476991
>caffeine
>weird
>being
>madeira
>ceiling
literal rasheeds
>>51476992
>take Scot
>add ia to it
>Scosha
N'oh dear oh dear
>>51477025
Why not kill yourself at work?
>>51476992
Cape Bretoners are subhumans
>>51477025
>go to work
dutty
>>51477057
>not knowing that English words are logographic
Rasheed
do yanks ever say 'shops'
>>51477074
she's already said she won't run again
>>51477074
And almost all refugees do.
>>51476924
can i be your boyfirend? <3
>>51477077
>kill yourself at work
not dutty
>>51477162
Gets everyone else a long wekend
>>51477077
Good idea. I'll hang myself with a plastic bag in the stockroom.
>>51476924
only likkle man ask to 'go steady' an dat man
just lips her and if she's not a jbag it's settled innit
who else /manchester/
>>51477233
ive decided i want a manc gf
very good accent
>>51476714
>no investment banker qt jgf to spoil me
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=105912491
>>51477233
should i go to manchester uni?
can i swipe a manc gf while im there? very important.
>>51477202
My university unironically has a policy where if a student dies during an exam everybody else gets a perfect score
>italy
>>51477233
Moved away from there
Shithole
DROP THAT KITTY DOWN LOW
need a shag
>>51477296
Allegedly
finally fluent enough to browse 2ch comfortably lads i'm actually outright ditching you faggots to ascend as the king of weebs. that's right fuck you waheeey
LEAVE A BOY'S FACE IN THE EVENING STANDARD
>>51477355
How did you learn kana
I can learn words fine but the alphabet just goes over my head
>>51477110
As a verb, yes.
As a noun, it's fairly uncommon. Store is preferred.
>>51477286
>Prefer Not To Say body type
>wants to date but nothing serious
OFFICIAL GIRL BODY PART POWER RANKINGS
1. Face
2. Tits
3. Arse
4. Hair
5. Vagina
6. Legs
7. Neck
8. Underarms
91. Forearms
900053. Feet
Can I have a (You)?
Rachel Riley
>>51477387
i don't know what to tell you senpai
try reading more i guess
>>51477299
>"Great" B***ain
>>51477294
yes
>>51477410
>tits above arse
Rasheed/Jamal
>>51477355
do you post with a proxy?
>>51477296
been reading Lad Bible aye?
@51477413
you trying to steal (You)'s aye
bet you didn't see this in your crystal ball
>>51477442
bain?
>>51477442
>Ivory Coast
literally who
>>51477490
Yik Yak senpai
>>51477442
VIVA IL NORD
TERRONIA IN FLAMME
>>51477454
>jamal
>tits above arse
as jamal, i find this to be incredibly insulting
what are you up to tonight lads
sew a cide
>>51477416
Went to school with her desu
>>51477454
that makes no sense chang
>>51476802
>without being able to speak the language
:)
>>51477355
are you the one who said you'd translate my degeneracy? got an eta? haha!
>>51477473
on some of their boards you don't even need one but yeah sometimes
to be honest they're always either talking about killing themselves or how to deal with women
>>51477533
How old are you
>>51477520
Sorry Jamal
>>51477534
Right, mixed up the meme haha
>>51477556
senpai you never emailed me back, was a text file okay still? D:
>>51477560
lol which ones?
>>51477402
She's just demure lad. Anyway forget her because I've found one that's laughably perfect.
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=101933177
>doesn't drink
I'm sure I can correct this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTn6v5N8Oo4
Bangers lads
>>51477617
booking a flight to tokyo RIGHT NOW
>>51477603
yeah
also i did reply
>>51477621
yes blud yes blud
>>51477613
there's this 'anarchy' one, pretty slow though
there's a couple others i think but i haven't seen them just yet because jesus there's a lot of boards
Good music time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGSURM8vJbM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23A6OnGlSlU
>>51477410
I'm personally a fan of the upper back and the shape of the torso when she's topless. a view from behind with a smile over the shoulder really gets me going.
thought my power rankings would net me more (You)s if i'm honest
>>51477621
>>51477661
on second thought these man and shit
some next section boyz knock arrf
stop shouting bruv are you meek mill??? looooooool??
>>51477539
difference is im not trying to get an italian gf
>>51477617
doubt that one's real tbf i would consider this profile With A Pinch Of Salt
playing with a toy warthog lads
not my pic but it's the same one
Bringing the fiya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMEq1xZ0lIQ
>>51477757
Yeah heard the intro and thought it was good desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr9R4erCSk8
Breezas sick desu
going to name my son Temujin
>>51477772
patrician airplane
also as it so happens most italians speak english decently enough to communicate with, whilst most nips dont
New goal gf
>>51477772
>>51477825
Favourite vehicle in this BF2 mod I play
>>51477679
where is it lol
i want to post "doing a poo"
>>51477809
not half bad pretty sick
>>51477898
stop posting cartoons outside the designated boards you deviant
>>51477898
sauce on game
>>51477895
https://youtu.be/RbtPXFlZlHg
TIME AFTER TIME
>>51477968
http://maguro.2ch.net/anarchy/
they're only really posting in that top thread
>>51477912
You should get DCS world, got an amazing simulation of the plane on it.
>>51478035
haha just done a poost
>>51478035
rate my quality post
>>51477990
Fruit of Grisaia
>>51477990
>He hasn't played GnK
menes
>>51478065
It's a got a monstrous learning curve compared to BF though
Good stick and pedals are pretty much a must, and head tracking is highly recommended tee be haich
>>51478065
Do you get to do attack runs
>>51477996
cant quite imagine kyary# successfully pulling off this philosophy
>>51478139
rotterdam meme has died out completely
literally nobody here knows it
>>51478118
8/10 it's a shitpost about shitting which is really important imo
>>51478139
roverused tbqh
>>51478154
>Got all that stuff senpai, except for pedals - worth every penny. I would agree though you need it.
>>51478156
Yeah, got decent campaigns and mission editors.
>>51478199
Its a secretive and lucrative meme.
>>51476340
i hope you get locked away you vile, vile cunt
period desu
>>51478156
It's really detailed, to the point of autism
If you go in expecting to just do attack runs, you'll have a hard time
>>51478217
Does the guy you're recommending it to though?
more down than usual today lads x
>>51478217
who are you quoting?
>>51478217
Oops, didn't mean to greentext haha what an absolute madman I am
anyone own a flat?
>>51478267
Yeah got none of that shite and not really interested in autistic games besides DF, maybe I'll hold off
>>51478132
>>51478136
thanks famalam
7gigabytes is like a lot though for real aussie internet is as bad as the memes 2bh
>>51478139
it's all rover
>>51478065
PULL UP
PULL UP
PULL UP
>>51478301
Fair enough, but I didn't really appreciate how good the headtracker and decent hotas setup was until I owned it all.
>>51478301
Yeah it's not something you can just download and jump into
There's manuals and all sorts of shit. Checklists to even get off the floor
unironically got three Grauniad article open that Im itching to read
Channel 4 news literally had a feature tonight on how climate change is responsible for the paris attacks.
just asked the japs if they like maisie
Would love to bend Suzie over dictionary corner and make her beg for my throbbing hard willy desu
>>51476303
double decker lad
>>51478366
It's good to start with Flaming Cliffs - the F15 is a bit easier to get off the ground and start shooting shit up in.
>>51478439
dare?
>>51478430
Literally anything but Islam
How do i collect my (you)s on 2ch
Need to record myself speaking here but there are people in the house. Don't like this tbqh.
>>51478444
bit bent
>>51478439
who?
>>51478430
what was their reasoning?
>>51478509
delete this
>>51478463
Yeah true, but it's still a massive leap from BF
Also matey just wants to BRRRRRTT things ,not go through F15 flight school
>>51478246
>spends all day posting on the asshole of the internet
>calls others vile
what does eire bp juice taste like
>>51478430
>heat up the middle east
>middle easterners move to the more temperate Europe
>act surprised when culture clash happens
France is at the heart of utterly decadent and inclusive bullshit
>>51478485
Mention Nanking
Would like to put my willy inside Suzie's dent
might kill myself
>>51478513
Something about the movement of populations.
It was pretty tenuous.
ISN'T SHE LOVELY
I have a young masturbation doing poo
I is that I think that it is a good hard about you
When I have pooing the end I'm gonna be doing
Because I want to poop DESU, another poo
Im, while the poop, pressure Handjob
Im, while the poop, I have an idea about you
I want to poo
Masturbation has had ah im Masturbation
Im, while the poop, I have a masturbation
While pooing and im Handjob I'll have a think about you
I'm really going to enjoy this masturbation
We have to the think big, and the poo, pooing
For you to have an idea, pooing, Handjob
It is soup wank, it is poop
>>51478536
greater east asia coprosperity sphere when
>>51478573
can you give me a moment i am creating a picture
![oldham-labour-rally-401992[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UJQBjza.jpg "oldham-labour-rally-401992[1].jpg")
>Labour
wew
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=99662954
>>51478452
Far too late lad, already eaten the caramel AND the lion bar.
Might do some willy up the bum friction fun with my bf
>>51478573
Unless you're Lisicki don't desu
ISN'T SHE WONDERFUL
doing a testosterone enanthate injection
>>51478597
>>793
very good post
>>51478606
>women segregated from men
Wow welcome to the tolerant Labour party.
>>51478573
ive been over this idea for at least a year
uni really messed me up
want to go on tinder but scared someone who knows my oneitis will see me on there and tell her
>>51478597
>>51478674
DAS RAYCIS :^)
>>51478655
no
added to filter
>You'll never be a cyborg
Why live?
>>51478698
ISN'T SHE PRECIOUS
>>51478681
>uni really messed me up
how does uni mess you up? aint it meant to be the other way around?
Who /labour/ here?
>>51478611
>>51477617
>>51477286
when are we going to nip nong ping pong land then lads
>>51478655
am i shadowbanned
>>51478606
>>51478674
>>51478611
>eaten the lion bar
hmmm
