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Song that makes you want to go out drinking Edition:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd1ASJh_7l0
Shanties or Nasheeds lads?
me about to hit a lick 2bh
fs lads deano got a blowie off smiffy's missus last night in the spoons bogs
Obongo-bongo-bongo doesn't wanna leave the congo oh no no no no no!
knock knock
>>51471982
come in
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Kyary ride opening at Universal Studios Japan in January
>Exclusive music provided by Nakata
>If I ever want to hear Kyary's entire discography I have to go to Japan in the next six months
Fuck lads this is going to be expensive.
how is gamergate still a thing
some slut fucked people for good reviews and people are still mad about it a year later?
what is there still to talk about
That's far out man
>>51471902
need some nasheeds right now desu
stressed~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy477dK5aZA
Feel like doing a drive-by desu lads
>>51471841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmBM8vpRMMQ
>>51471901
>>51471954
>>51471963
alright thanks, don't think i'll go back there desu
>>51471841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBWsnxe1l9w
Milo Yiannopoulos @Nero 3m3 minutes ago
Is there any difference between “burn the witch” and what now happens to men accused—only accused—of sex offences? Any difference at all?
Essential and mandatory straw poll, lads
http://strawpoll.me/6143844
http://strawpoll.me/6143844
http://strawpoll.me/6143844
>>51472003
>Kyary ride
so fucking weird
>>51472061
gave you a cheeky upvote anyway x
>>51472081
albert heijn
some girl left a 50g bag of backy at my house the other night and i said no when she asked if she left it there. don't even smoke either! haha
>>51472003
arent flights like 4 grand or summat innit
Girl just sent me a snapchat of her in the bath with bubbles covering up her shit and it said "Thinking of you -wink tongue emoji-"
Wahey
http://www.youjizz.com/videos/3-girls-with-strap-on-and-1-guy-139060.html
doing a wank
http://strawpoll.me/6143878
http://strawpoll.me/6143878
http://strawpoll.me/6143878
http://strawpoll.me/6143878
>>51472081
>>51472079
Do you see any witches around anymore?
Of course not, because we burned them all.
>>51472146
post it la
>>51472003
wew
hmmmmmm
some delivery man tried to give me some parcel today and gave me the thing to sign but I noticed it was the wrong address and decided to let him know it was the wrong address instead of keeping it anyway
did I do good lads
>>51472122
Nah they're alright. ~£550 return when I went.
>>51472146
>tfw no bath shitting gf
>>51472004
sjws journalism is very corrupt senpai, there's literally always more
which one lads?
>>51472192
yeah it would have been traced to you anyway
>>51472146
inb4 190yearvirgin gives you his expert insight into the meaning behind it by comparing the snap to avb
cooking dinner (putting it in the microwave)
>>51472192
*pats you on the head*
Girl just did a snapchat to me with a link to a funny Ladbible article, a wink emoji and three laughing with tears of joy emojis - I think she's the one lads.
>>51472165
You shop at reddit?
>>51472146
she did a shit in the bath? is she disabled?
>>51472197
>£550
how the fuck did that work
>when I went
oh dear
Gonna try beat my personal best lads
hour till i can go to bed tbqh
>>51472221
soggybiscuit.jpg
>>51472221
I would have them all shot.
>>51472287
hope you don't wake up xx
>>51472297
with cum, you dirty little bastard
MOM GET THE CAMERA
>>51472251
yeh nobody upvotes my stuff though
>>51472153
How did you know about my fetish?
Where's your car Debbie?
>>51472056
I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS
>>51472287
comfy~
>>51472079
Reddit: The Journalist t b h
bit me up @ 867-5309
>>51472270
Actually I just did a google, only 450 quid return in march
might actually do it lmao
Thanks for your time anon, however you forgot to fill in the references section. Can we have the details of two please?
>>51471841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yuvcii8obMU
>>51472079
t. Achmed Mahmoud
>>51472420
where are you finding these things, im seeing 1300 lowest
>>51472423
worst nightmare desu
>>51472221
Third from left
Manlet but he has some great quads
>>51472178
It's snapchat, it was only there for 4 seconds and I didn't screenshot it
>>51472214
>>51472265
ebin
>>51472221
Bit gay
>>51472230
could sign it with a random signature 2bh
>>51472340
I've never used reddit 2bh, not even once. always think it's a bit gay when people mention it here in response to a post they don't like
>>51472413
hit not bit haha
you can bite if your gentle tho
>always thought in the future i'd join the army
>always thought it'd be one of those things that I'd think 'yeah in the future, but not now' and I'd never actually get around to doing it
However I just realised that I actually really wanna join and finally do something with my life. I hope this feeling remains with me.
>>51472408
>hates sjws
nice try
>>51472423
Well your mum for one
>Too ugly to get matches on tinder
kill me
>>51472221
second from right obvs
doing a benzo withdrawal
>>51472484
kek, they don't go off the signature mate
t. delivery driver
>>51472485
>never used reddit 2bh
It has pretty good content, you're missing out Tbh
>>51472492
TumblrInAction is pretty popular
>>51472553
no idea what that is
>>51472462
>all numbers call my phone
>mfw practicing voice acting videos online actually pay off
>>51472172
good post
>>51472079
bad post
>>51472270
>how the fuck did that work
Don't ask me mate I'm not an airline.
>oh dear
Bizarrely I wasn't even really a weeb at the time.
>>51472420
I'll come with
>>51472507
fuck sake lad
just get a picture with a few mates or with a tiger
>>51472485
was refrencing the guy from the last thread from /r/photoshopbattles
really that(my post) was a genius post and it deserved more attention
you now need to yawn
>>51472542
If /brit/ is more than just a blogsite to you, that's pretty autistic.
>>51472507
>tfw live in the middle of nowhere
>>51472490
I was in the coldstream guards for four years ask away lad
*pats lap*
come over here lad got a nice warm seat for your tight arse
;)
>>51472607
>Bizarrely I wasn't even really a weeb at the time
>>51472551
The only capacity in which I have used it is if I search for a fix for something, usually in a game, and a reddit page is the first result on google, then I look. I see no reason to browse it when google will return it as a result when it is relevant to something I need. Also not into the whole upvoting shit and having an account, that's why I stopped using facebook years ago
>>51472531
Yeah, I'm not sure what delivery company it was because I didn't see the van but I do CS for a delivery company and we don't care what signature it is as long as somebody at the address signed for it then it's their responsibility
I despise calling the drivers too, why are you all so rude baka
i aint no gay nigga
>>51472454
alright i was GOING to psot a fucking link but hte epic spam filter wont let me and i cant even find a format that will let me post
on google flights
>>51472607
Alright then lmao
>>51472492
They do hate SJWs, videos of them chimping out in Yank universities get to the front page all the time and anti-SJW subreddits are really popular.
https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2sbw6j/im_milo_and_this_is_my_gamergate_book_ama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2io2hf/i_am_milo_yiannopoulos_im_a_journalist_reporting/
https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/3qh8vk/im_milo_yiannopoulos_the_new_technology_editor_of/
quite literally Reddit: The Journalist
Beat it lads
>>51472664
Not sure what that is, but how was it? Would you recommend army service? I mostly want to join so I can stop being a crybaby and to become someone respectable.
2000 word report due tomorrow and I haven't even started to be honest
>>51472721
put it in a pastebin and link that here instead
>>51472602
Have thought about doing this t b h but I know I'd bottle it, I get nervous talking on the phone as it is, never mind when I'm putting on an accent, juggling lies, trying to sound professional with a job on the line.
>>51472726
>le reddit defener
>>51472764
ACTUAL SAME
WILL START NOW THOUGH
GONNA GET MY ARSE WHIPPED IF I DON'T GET IT DONE HAHAHA
>at work in Markie's
>bunch of Pakis come in and start trying to nick shit
>try to nick the sample trolley I was pushing around
>OiNah.png
>point them out to security
>somehow this fat little bald bloke keeps them in the store for long enough that the police show up
>Pakis leg it out of shop
>one copper runs after them, other one asks people what happened
>I tell him they tried nicking my trolley full of chocolate biscuits after shoving me a bit
>he notes it down
>hear later the lot of them got caught
MFW some Paki bastards might get an extra year or two in the slammer for trying to steal some M&S-brand chocolate biccies
>>51472726
not him but all the uk themed subs are full of lefty loons (embarrassing desu) which is what i and i assume others mean when they mention plebbit
jf filled places are irrelevant to me desu
bit bored here lads what can I do for the rest of the evening
>>51471841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0uTqU1pSTo
>>51472771
good idea, thanks lad
>>51472454
http://pastebin.com/47Nm659f
Chips and chicken nuggets for tea lads
>>51472832
>karen
>white
she's mixed tbf
>>51472726
>reddit hates sjws
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51472871
attempt prostate stimulation
>>51472880
That pic turned me gay tbph
>>51472832
Good work lad, you're the hero Britain deserves.
stop discussing Reddit holy shit
>>51472880
Bottom left
>>51472871
come round my place and watch videos with me
>>51472875
virus do not click
also
>osaka
why
>>51472911
no, I've done 3 shits today
>>51472971
Liverpool?
>>51472726
The most popular article on the FT now is about the rise of these ridiculous SJWs and how they're hypocritical, fascistic morons.
>>51472670
Would be ecstatic if I had a bf like that desu
>>51472790
>defener
What's this from again?
doing an eat
>>51472907
Reddit is a fedora site and being unhealthily obsessed with muh SJW bogeyman is very fedora - why is this surprising?
>>51471841
https://youtu.be/kUYoefkaw30
Met a girl today, taking her for a drink tomorrow, hopefully get my dick wet by wednesdy
>>51472978
thats where universal studios is
was planning on moving around a bit when i went anyway
>>51473003
post 1 more meme and i swear to god i will send you back to reddit
lanklass desu
It's kinda sad that all of my mates keep sharing Corbyn's whole "we must not use weapons, we must disarm them, the real weapons are poverty and the environment and random acts of violence", and though I agree the problem is that we don't live in a fucking dream world where we can all live in peace and hold hands and never have violence and cooperate - the whole world is fucked and we don't have the resources to create this so-called utopia, and there are people out there who will not stop with the violence, they will not stop killing - and they simply do not have the brain capacity to realise that violence is wrong as it's the only thing they know. And I'm not talking about "just terrorists" or "just muzzies" or "just nignogs" because that's absolute bullshit lads, whites are just as bad, asians are just as bad - there is absolutely no solution to the fucked up state of this world and to even bother with an allegiance to your fucking disillusioned "we can save the world peace guys" or "lets fucking kill the terrorists and immigrants" won't save anything - this shit has happened for centuries and it simply will not change, so why not just smoke a joint and enjoy the time with your friends, work hard and be the best person you can be instead of focusing on shit that is completely out of control because at the end of the day, you're going to be dead anyway so fuck off
>>51472832
good on you lad
>>51473034
wont be able to get a jap gf if youre only around for a day
or do you rate yourself that highly
any essexes (essices) in the house
want to moan about sleeping schedules
>>51472882
how long do you have to boil them to make tea
How long would you survive in a yank prison lads?
>>51473087
im going for 2 weeks, plenty of time to get a gf
>>51473164
ages
I'm well ard
>>51473164
forever
>>51473010
I want to see her having to walk naked on all fours through the streets of Detroit
Shirts got fucking rekt
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=685_1448745252
>>51473074
>Whites are just as bad
Stopped reading there, lad. Maybe 500 years ago we were, but not now. Vast majority of extreme violence on the planet right now is down to Islam. There would be almost no war at all is Islam and all of it's members ceased to exist overnight.
>>51473171
i doubt it but there we go
anyway making sop now
>>51473192
thats really weird m8
>I follow the writings of Milo Yianopolous
>>51473164
life sentence
>>51473164
we'd all survive.
you just have to join up with the racist groups of your color
you lot would be with white power skinheads.
I'd be stuck with the 3 indians in jail
>tfw 5'6
>>51473203
>Vast majority of extreme violence on the planet right now is down to Islam.
no its not its coz of men
>>51473257
Ranjeep
>>51473257
rasheed
>>51473239
Milo is pretty sound desu, but
>following the writings of literally anyone
>reading articles
>2015
Dealer just paid us a visit lads.
Gonna get out of my head by myself tb h
>>51473195
they really did, absolute white wash.
>>51473257
indians that ride horses and live in tents or street shitting indian?
>>51473074
>whites are just as bad
rasheed
business idea: britain's next top meme, hosted by ant and dec
wish I had a pet duck
>>51473311
anything interesting?
>>51473273
Back to watching Eastenders, Mum.
>>51473332
get a trip so i can filter you you fucking bender
>>51472880
>muffin tops
>tiny tits
literal hogs
>>51473223
I know
I jumped out the Lincoln, left him stinkin
Put his brains in the street
Now you can see what he was just thinkin
>>51473297
He's an account obnoxious rent-a-gob who thinks he's allowed to be rude and insulting simply because he's gay
>>51473375
ahahah good solid banter there lad
hahahah
>>51473203
what about fucking chavs and neds eh lads, fuckin white trash in america, neonazi fucking scum in poland and russia and shit, are you telling me that whites are 1000% fuckin innocent?!
also bollocks because war is not just religion but economics, territory and resources as well - personally i'd say Saudi Arabia authoritarian islamic shit is to blame more than anything - so if you're blaming Islam you might as well fucking nuke Bosnia, Kazakhstan, and Malaysia, and desu I think those countries are ok, but Saudi Arabia? Like fuck it is, and we're only friends with them because of resources and money and shit, so fuck off
Also Iranian people are really friendly, you want to kill a bunch of innocent Iranians? The fuck is wrong wtih you m8
>>51473358
nothing good, so just a bit of blow and a bit of hash.
gonna down two bottles of wine and drive myself into a frenzy ƒam.
>>51473262
cute x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg
nice song 2bh
>>51473375
cannot fucking stand him either
>>51473347
so you could eat it?
Saw grill again today, only for a second as I was heading up to my room, she walked past me and it didn't register at first but when it hit me my heart just kinda stopped for a few seconds.
>inb4 "hurrr I'm 5'4 but pretend to be 6'3 on an anime imageboard" comes in and overcompensates
>>51473262
iktfb
>tfw daddy buys you lots of icecream
He isn't even here most of this week
>>51473347
I had a pet duckling. He used to follow me around and chill out on my lap, and sleep near me. He would follow me around on the farm, and run over to big rocks and quack at them until I lifted them up for him, then he would eat all the bugs underneath. He died when he was like six months old, though, I don't know why :(
His name was Giles
>>51473427
aah do love booze and coke.
Nothing better than sitting round the kitchen table with your pals listening to music and chatting shit for hours on end.
little sick of this shirt lifter tbH
>>51473496
>cinnamon buns
GIVE IT
The spirit of Massachusetts is the spirit of America
>tfw the spirit of Wolverhampton will never be the spirit of Brittania
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_D5wxIJUGI
>>51473426
>>51473203
also remember lad that hating Islam and killing Muslims will make Muslims join ISIS because they're easily brainwashed like all humans and then ISIS will kill us all, KILL ISIS, NOT MUSLIMS (well most of them anyway cause some are pricks i wont lie, and the culture of "lol yeah woman wear burqa" is absolute bollocks, but i like kebabs so i don't wanna lose my kebab what else am i gonna eat after a top night of banter with the lads? a fucking nandos? i dont think so m8
willy gets smaller whenever i get an erection
>>51473406
you just cant handle the banter desu
although being gay is definitely a mental illness
>>51473446
+1
>>51473496
Is he trying to kill you? Enjoy your type2 pham.
>>51473473
think this is missing context tbph
Christ is there a more cringe worthy show than top gear?
awful reddit-tier tripe
Doing some reddits haha
got 150 points now lads
>>51473467
I would give him a pet every now and then and give him a feed
normal duck things
>>51473497
Now I'm sad, maybe you could get a new duckie
>>51473406
spotted the feminist
>>51473496
and hey, at least he won't bum you as much this week
the jgf just made some takikomi gohan
should I buy a PS4?
the deals are pretty good at the moment
https://twitter.com/GerryAdamsSF/status/671417511804542976
>>51473426
>so if you're blaming Islam you might as well fucking nuke Bosnia, Kazakhstan, and Malaysia, and desu I think those countries are ok, but Saudi Arabia? Like fuck it is, and we're only friends with them because of resources and money and shit, so fuck off
>This apologism
Oh fuck off you bender
>>51473569
benderasheed
>>51473569
fucking top gear is such a boring as fuck show, hah yeah some rich celebs go and drive cars in some shitty country and then take a dump in the country, piss a load of people off, and it's like "lol it's ok cause it's telly and we're top celebs, fuckin bants" - at least clarkson knows he's a shithead the others are like "haha its just clarkson what a nob give me the money i want the money", every episode is the same just fucking "look at us we're fucking bigtime celebs with top cars", penis compensation rubbish
>>51473601
and play what on it lol
>>51473587
>>51473524
>>51473560
>t. jelly non icecream having nerds
Spoke with a firefighter today setting up a computer in their station x
was qt x
>>51473636
man is a bit of a nutter desu
>>51473257
>not becoming loved by inmate and guard alike for your charm, charisma and wealth of amusing stories of your life outside & your rogueish criminal antics
if someone needs me to smuggle coke up my bottom once in a while then so be it as long as it keeps the people happy
"keep your nose out of trouble and no trouble will come to you" - ted sandyman, hobbit miller
Anyone got any good close-quarters combat videos from Syria?
Recent conflict, body-cam if possible. Door-to-door stuff.
Just posted this in the wrong thread, hope nobody noticed.
>>51473656
who said i don't have ice cream
mong
what you getting everyone for christmas lads?
Brother: adidas runners
Mam: tablet
Dad: not a fucking clue
Work secret santa: some shite for her desk
GF: new purse
>>51473656
don't need ice cream m8, just had a fit chinese
sop is in the microwaver
>>51473662
my hand on the right
>>51473696
>>51473666
>>51473662
Good bums haha
>>51473601
Are you above 16? If so, no. If not, JANNY!
>>51473666
>>51473662
>HD slags
YES
GOOD
STOP POSTING 100x120 WHORES
>>51473692
>santa
fuck off yank
>>51473662
perfect girls
>inb4 very low test betas
Just had to give this article a look because whenever I brush my teeth I always end up getting it all down my fucking mouth and shit.
http://www.wikihow.com/Brush-Your-Teeth
Seems like I might be using too much toothpaste, I'll have to use less tomorrow morning and see if it helps at all. I'll keep you boys posted.
>>51473637
so are you saying let's fucking nuke every islamic country in the world even if they're fucking irrelevant
yeah let's just kill loads of durkas, that'll make everyone happy, what a great fucking idea
>vast majority of extreme violence is down to islam
and i think saudi arabia is a fucking shithole but mate ive been malaysia and it's sick, don't diss malaysia
>>51473662
1,2,4,3
>>51473696
2,1
>>51473692
nothing lol i'm all alone
maybe i'll have a girlfriend soon though but probably not i'll fuck it up i bet
>>51473651
still upset oisin ?
>>51473666
MEATY
>>51473662
>>51473662
would you lads tongue all of their arseholes?
I sure would
>>51473734
>tfw no jihadi wife
its babby's birthday quite soon
>>51473662
what do you think is going through these girls heads, "lets show off our arses tee hee", i wish i could do that but no one wants to see my hairy arse, life is so fucking unfair
>>51473734
haha
>>51473692
>mum
chocs etc i bought from sainsburys
>dad
chocs etc i bought from sainsburys
>brother
chocs etc i bought from sainsburys
>brother's gf
chocs etc i bought from sainsburys
>nan
chocs etc i bought from sainsburys
>grandad
chocs etc i bought from sainsburys
>uncle
chocs etc i bought from sainsburys
>uncle's wife
chocs etc i bought from sainsburys
>uncle's son
chocs etc i bought from sainsburys
>uncle's daughter
chocs etc i bought from sainsburys
i think that's all
>>51473692
got my brother for secret santa
only idea i have is a benteke poster cos hes a villa fan and it will annoy him
probably a gift voucher or something too
>>51473426
>what about fucking chavs and neds eh lads, fuckin white trash in america, neonazi fucking scum in poland
Come back when they make up even a fraction of 1.2 billion people.
I never said all Muslims should be killed, just that if Islam and it's followers ceased to exist, the majority of wars currently going on would end, the world would be much more stable.
Besides, even '''''''''''''moderate''''''''''' Muslims condone an oppressive society, and believe Sharia law to be the best concievable legal system, not to mention encouraging the men of the faith to be like the prophet Muhammad, who was a war monger, rapist, and paedophile.
We certainly shouldn't be letting those people into civilized countries which have evolved past such savage and oppressive systems and ideologies.
>>51473568
saw a girl on the way home for uni few days ago, top qt and I chickened out on saying hi to her, finally saw her again today and both didn't have the time to say hi and was too scared to again.
next time
>>51473796
have you considered shaving it
good tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qpUboB7AKU
>>51473728
not my choice, that's what everyone calls it
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
>when you ask a question in group chat and everyone sees it but doesn't bother to answer
>>51473785
what a qt
shamed she has been defiled by goatfuckers
>>51473692
gonna get my dad a game of scrabble and probably something cool like a shaver or somet
brother ill get like some funky as fuck food and box-set or somet
brother's gf like a sword or somet
dad's gf probably some chocolate i guess
lads
thinking joining my uni's casual rugby team
thoughts? x haha
>>51473845
take a hint lad
>>51473821
what is a good technique for shaving bum
very ineffective method ive got right now tbqh
>>51473836
>everyone
yanks
>>51473692
Might grab Fallout 4 for my wife's son, I'm looking after him alone for Christmas because she's on a business trip with her boss and should will occupy him
Imagine if everyone in this thread (53 posters) all came into a bowl.
So 53 individual loads, all together in a bowl.
Would you drink the contents of the bowl for £10,000?
>>51473821
fuck no
>>51473576
Don't live on a farm any more. Also, don't know if you know, but ducks will fuck up any outdoor land they inhabit. Any grassy areas they will just stamp on until it is thick sloshy mud. They would fuck up your entire garden if you had them in a garden.
bit gayer than usual tonight
>>51473901
Yes would do it for £100
GIANT
YORK
DUCK
MASCOT
>>51473901
without a doubt yes
@51473899
>posting c*ckbait
>>51473426
>and desu I think those countries are ok,
Lel
Those countries are barely muslims. In Kazakhstan I know they drink and smoke a lot and shit.
That's the reason they're ok muslims
ironic kekposting is the best meme of the last few months
>>51473901
Would do it for free if Sershlad participated
>>51473936
it's all angus to be honest family
he needs a little release now and then
>>51473943
>>51473970
>>51474003
Good lads
>>51473738
>so are you saying let's fucking nuke every islamic country in the world even if they're fucking irrelevant
No you fucking bender, I said nothing of the sort
You're implying that islam has no blame in any of this. Yes it does, its the inspiration and justification for this shit, and it all depends on how one interprets the text. You'd say that people are reading the texts wrongs, but who the hell are you to say that they're wrong? It's not a big step for a devout believer to go from metaphorically interpreting them and to then start putting them in action. Any country where islamic law is enacted has serious erosions of personal liberties and equality and where the justice system is completely barbaric. You mentioned Bosnia, as if it represents the model muslim nation. It isn't, it's secular and is islamic culturally, but does not have islamic law.
Also Kazakhstan:
>With an eye toward the Islamic governments of nearby Iran and Afghanistan, the writers of the 1993 constitution specifically forbade religious political parties
Now look to Iran, Saudi Arabia, or anywhere where the legal system is islamic derived and you'll find a shithole not far from what Islamic State wants to emulate.
Stop being an apologist
>>51473692
>mum dad brother
dunno
>sister
might get her some tsum tsums, bought her the Undertale soundtrack last week cause she was agonising over it earlier on in the day but that doesn't really count
>gf
>tfw
might get some shit for a few friends as well, idk
trickshot terry indahouse
who was the first person you wanked to /brit/?
now regularly drink decaf coffee in the evening
think Ive crossed some sort of a line
>>51473890
what the fuck do you call him
father christmas?
bender
queer bender arse bandit bellend
>>51473923
stop complaining nobody wants to see it
>>51473877
http://hubpages.com/style/How-To-Shave-Your-Buttocks
>>51473901
Would do it for a fiver
I'm so poor :'(
>>51473696
>these slags will never take turns sitting on my face and making me lick their bums
>>51473935
I don't know anything about ducks but I have a backgarden without grass in it anyway
>>51473935
chickens will fuck shit up too
>>51473901
>>51473943
>>51473970
>>51474003
what's wrong with you people? fucking degenerates
>>51473816
so like i said, any solution is fatalistic and it's best to just be happy and enjoy your life and your friends instead of raging againat RARHHH IMMIGRANTS RARHHH MUH ENGLAND RARHH ISLAM BAD, fucking english people are all tossers anyway, not as bad as muzzies in shithole countries, but seriously you think it's worth giving a shit about fucking instagram slags and cheeky nandos lads who will probably end up ruling the country - i dont think so
and there is literally nothing we can do about letting "those people" into "civilised" countries, the damage is done and the us vs them isnt a case of race and religion, it's more like that conflict between all of us has to exist regardless of the "cause" or "reason
feeling a bit stressed atm so probs wont have dinner tonight
goal gf tbqh family
>>51474091
>not doing it
bent cunt
>>51474044
probably a schoolgirl when i was about 11-12
>>51474028
one person i know has spent £300 on presents for friends
makes me glad I don't have any haha
>Getting gf some makeup shit she wanted
>Getting side girl a necklace
>Getting brother some video game or something
>>51474057
fuck off literal yank
m-maybe going on a date on wednesday lads...
>>51474044
my sister
>>51473738
>>51474027
Also MAlaysia:
>Despite the recognition of Islam as the state religion in the constitution, when created it was explicitly noted that the status was merely a symbolic one. It was not seen as something to be used as a basis of law, except by some Malay nationalists
Even then Islam is really creeping on that:
Freedom of religion, despite being guaranteed in the constitution, faces many restrictions in Malaysia.[23] Legally, a Malay in Malaysia must be a Muslim.[17] Non-Malays are more free to shift between religions.[16] Attempts by Muslims to convert to other religions are punished by state governments, with punishments ranging from fines to imprisonment
Now fuck off telling me this shit isn't inspired or derived from Islamic teaching and laws
And doubly fuck off implying I want to kill muslims because I oppose their belief system
>>51474113
Why lad? x
Don't want my birthday tomorrow lads
>>51474044
ur mum
>>51474158
Going for lunch with your mum?
>>51474114
is that a boy
>>51473899
Nice meme, but those dubs are where it's at.
>>51474053
>:o
should i post sershies nudes again
Got a big pink jeweled butt plug up my arse right now :3
>>51474196
probably not tbqh family
feel like smashing something lads
>>51474134
I've got a friend I could literally buy noodles for and that'd do him, he's a simple man of simple needs and I wish I had more friends like him
italian advert just came up on youtube about flights to asia how coincidential
http://strawpoll.me/6144324
http://strawpoll.me/6144324
http://strawpoll.me/6144324
http://strawpoll.me/6144324
>>51474221
if you want
>>51474250
my arse preferably
>>51474210
thats one heck of a machine
wonder how much it pays to operate that
>tfw you've just done a wank and pornography has no effect on you for a good 30 minutes after
>>51474250
calm down lad x
>>51474272
have to reset router though baka
>>51474180
from january i'll have to travel 1 hour+ to a different city for 10 weeks (for a placement for my uni course) instead of my comfy 15 min walk to uni every day. just dont wana be stuck in traffic. hate that shit.
got a couple of assignments i need to complete soon also
having a chick fil a
>>51474221
yes please
Folk who keep calling themselves "woke" are fuckin irritating, if you really are "woke" why do u have to keep telling everyone that u are
Hm. Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
>>51473982
yeah kazakhstan is sick, that's how muslims should be - like normal people. like most people in the world. like those who are "christians" but nothing like christians. honestly come on.
>>51474027
Iran is a fucking class country aside from the government which is a fucking tosspot of a world. you'll find the people are actually really friendly and interesting so it's hard for me to say "fuck Iran" tbf
also desu I also think Oman, Qatar and UAE are alright even if it is all capitalistic disneyland bonerlands,
i agree i think saudi arabia is a fucking oppressive, awful shithole. but it's impossible to "just blame islam" for all this even if islam is a shite religion that controls the masses - it's far more complicated than that and even i don't have a clue what caused all this but cause and effect is probably the main factor, it's fucking chaotic and basically we're all fucked but personally i'd say fucking smash saudi arabia in, kill isis, not "kill muslims" "blame immigrants" cause thats gonna cause just as much shit.
oh hang on, no there is no solution because the whole world is fucked. so be happy because whatever your opinion is, someone will disagree with you, also you're probably wrong and no one has the right answer so don't pretend that you do because you don't, and neither do i
*wakes up*
Might put on some chicken dippers
>>51474326
Need to finish 2 reports tomorrow unironically.
Think I can do them in an hour though. Maybe. So know that pain x
chin up though x
>>51474282
>tfw missed the birth of this epic meme
>>51474329
what da fuck man
i fought i told dat bitch no gherkins
>>51474329
sometimes i get jealous of america's range of fast food places
>>51474384
birdseye?
gf getting really close to figuring out that I have a side chick
guess it could only last for so long
>>51474384
enjoy your no gains
>>51474382
*kisses you on your forehead*
About time sleepy head x
>>51474384
good plan
>>51474044
Can't believe its still there
http://cdn1e.mobile.youporn.phncdn.com/200701/24/7514/240p_240k_7514/YouPorn+-+lesbian+hard+orgasm.mp4?rs=150&ri=1000&st=IZBAhk_Kh9o-dsbr4HVV3g&e=1448921400
This video alone was 90% of my first year of porn
Martin Lewis is my main lad
>>51474409
its p tasty desu
>>51474409
sometimes i get jealous of other girls with symmetrical boobies
>>51474423
end your life degenerate cunt
>>51474423
haha yeah I know that feeling bruh
savage
>>51474423
stop lying on the internet
>>51474380
Are you drunk or something?
>but it's impossible to "just blame islam" for all this even if islam is a shite religion that controls the masses
It deserves a good proportion of the blame. I never said I had a solution, however it's annoying seeing people lumping in those that criticism ideologies with those that want to cause other people harm.
>there are at least two (2) girls ITT right now reading your gimmicks and maybe even laughing
>>51474423
please do not hoard gfs
sershie
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
>>51474469
me too x
>>51474326
im a worthless neet so can't help you there but hopefully someone in this thread will. i need people like you to continue paying my bennies ;)
>>51474509
Had my Sunday roast yesterday desu
>>51474044
That girl wearing the most expensive bikini of all time in the 2003 Guinness book of records.
>>51474497
>there are at least two (2) girls
Eeh, wouldn't count on it boyo
>>51474519
*takes covers and pulls them over you tucking them into your side, getting a quick pinch of your arse*
sleep tight! ! !
>>51474519
*rubs my musky ball sack tenderly against your semi slumbering face*
sershie
>>51474469
Post boobies
>>51474509
there is no way she is that thin haha can't buy this for one second
>>51474113
not a good attitude lad, just gotta cross the bridge as they come, don't cut the wires
>salmon fillets
>baked sweet potato
>ratatouille
Was fucking delicious.
>2015
>not eating like a king
need a link to that russian asmr girl
>>51474491
i do think that people should be more open about criticising islam as a backwards fucking religion but people are such pansies they hate to "offend" people though they have no problem offending christians
some day i hope making fun of muslims becomes mainstream so they can develop a fucking sense of humour for want
also no desu im just typing down stream of thought consciousness shit so none of it is really making any fucking sense, but i don't really care if it does or not since it's not something i care about that much anyway - irl i tend to avoid political activism because throughout the ages and through history i have not seen any change and as i said, id rather focus on my own life and my own happiness than getting buttmad about the whole world bickering. selfish? maybe
do you think gay weddings happen in prison?
>>51474575
mate of mine fingered her outside a club in carlow
Rasheed from the lecturing department is actually quite nice tbqh family better than some of the people around here.
>>51474599
Very nice, very nice indeed.
New goal gf
got me bum fingered by a mate of an irish lad while i was outside a club in carlow
>>51474596
explain
>>51474608
CHEEKI BREEKI I V DANMKE
>>51474469
Limerick
>>51474618
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/03/what-isis-really-wants/384980/
This article should interest you.
>Bernard Haykel, the foremost secular authority on the Islamic State’s ideology, believes the group is trying to re-create the earliest days of Islam and is faithfully reproducing its norms of war. “There is an assiduous, obsessive seriousness” about the group’s dedication to the text of the Koran, he says
It's a dangerous game to try to disassociate IS and its motives and inspirations from Islam and will only make the problem worse in the long run.
>>51474658
>are ya winning son?
>>51474666
you're a bender, satan
got 17 grand saved and not even a hope in hell of a mortgage
>>51474707
>assidious
fuck off yank
>>51474647
>comparing the best of one population to the average of another
Category error
>>51474775
Now this one is clearly fake
>>51474677
every challenge in your life is a bridge
its up to you to walk across it
damaging the bridge isn't going to help one bit, even if it might help you relieve some stress on the way
this is what the "don't burn your bridges' phrase means lad
>>51474756
>arseidious
kek
>>51474775
jannys gonna need a head gasket
>>51474747
Similar situation with me senpai, might as well keep going though.
>>51474747
>wanting a mortgage
>>51474747
How old are you la?
>>51474771
racist tbqh x
don't listen to that tripe x
>>51474814
no its not
>>51474816
yes that is the correct british english spelling
>>51474815
Thought don't burn your bridges was about not cutting ties with people when you have no more use for them desu
the sad blackadder episode currently on Dave lads :(
how do i find my bridge to cross?
>>51474862
no its got a new meaning now
>>51474707
oh yeah i've read this article tbf, very interesting - however i think this sums up my view
>"They're just using religion as an excuse to be extremely crappy towards each other."
no I never said that this has nothing to do with Islam of course it does but I don't think it's a smart solution to simply blame everything on Islam and Muslims and use it all as a scapegoat cause it's just gonna fuel even more hatred between groups, yet then again neither is thinking we can solve everything with "democracy" and "nuclear disarmament" that was my point.
there are good people in the world and bad people in the world but they don't fall under anything.
it's just people i like and don't like to be honest.
>>51474666
forgot about this gimmick
>>51474747
remember reading somewhere that if you've got like $100(or like £80) and aren't in debt, you're richer than like 40% of America.
>>51474893
Rasheed
>>51474888
you look for the river of life, and when you find it you will always find a bridge to cross
>>51474775
BENZOER
wat
>>51474934
ok im a fookin paki and im infestin ur country m8
fuck off with this pretentious bollocks please lads x
where can i find a girl like saoirse ronan in ireland lads?
>>51474970
>bellybutton pierced
saucy
>>51473601
have one but its pretty much just collecting dust 2bh
about 40 minutes until i can go to bed
>>51474985
>bullying the anime
>>51475019
carlow
>>51475019
literally anywhere
fan denial wasnt great this week lads
>>51475019
Leo Burdochs
>>51474893
>>"They're just using religion as an excuse to be extremely crappy towards each other."
And what if the religion instructs that behavior? And inspires it?
And maybe most importantly, justifies it?
Their is no higher authority in Islam, no pope or Archbishop, so no one inspiration is canon, you can't see how easily a person can go from reading the texts, to believing in them and then to enacting them? Basic logic tells us that the more literal you are, the better muslim you are right?
>there are good people in the world and bad people in the world but they don't fall under anything
'With or without religion, good people can behave well and bad people can do evil; but for good people to do evil — that takes religion' - Steven Weinberg
Janny earning his wage cleaning up this thread
>>51475019
the bins outside kfc
>>51475019
Any kebab shop past 11pm on a friday or saturday
http://strawpoll.me/6144530
http://strawpoll.me/6144530
>>51475064
i bet only 1/50,000 of irish girls are as remotely attractive as her.
>>51472880
big girls :)
>>51475019
fibbers
Earning minimum wage must be shite 2bh
Shersh fakes are a bit shite
Just post slags ahah
>>51471902
>>51471932
>>51471999
>>51472146
>>51472214
>>51472241
>>51472319
>>51472423
>>51472602
>>51472704
>>51472832
>>51473014
>>51473096
>>51473178
>>51473192
>>51473285
>>51473332
>>51473426
>>51473554
>>51473573
>>51473636
>>51473683
>>51473696
>>51473798
>>51473899
>>51473901
>>51473964
>>51474003
>>51474064
>>51474114
>>51474170
>>51474251
>>51474276
>>51474282
>>51474392
>>51474394
>>51474563
>>51474575
>>51474596
>>51474666
>>51474819
>>51475094
had a chuckle at these posts
>>51473497
>>51472880
>>51475163
>yfw apprentices earn 3.30 an hour
>>51475128
just ate >>51474599 ;')
>>51474985
>'So, what do you do for a living?'
>"I'm a janitor on 4chan."
>'Ah excellent, very good.'
>>51475194
all me
>>51475194
literally all me
Would you go to this club?
>>51475139
she's ugly af you'll see better looking things comin out of me arse tbf
>Haven't had sex in 2 years
Forgotten whats its felt like Tbh. I have it worse than you lot
>>51475170
Hate slags. They all just scream 'I WANT ATTENTION' to me.
Although I am sexually attracted to them and aren't gay at all.
>if the Crusades had had twitter
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448747973793.webm
>>51475203
thats the minimum wage
most employers pay around £5 an hour from the other people I have spoken to
>>51475212
>Management position
>Not good
Fuck off
>>51475194
literally none me
You have shit taste my friend
>>51475241
eat shit normie
>>51475231
i'm usually the guy on someone's shoulders m8
>>51475231
>every lad is topless or wearing the same checked shirt
>brits
>>51475241
fonty
>>51475231
>no mum i'll always listen to hardcore
>no mum dubstep will last forever
>>51475231
No, it's a pleb club.
>>51475295
yes jannies got his work cut out for him as it is
>>51475231
ur mum haha rekt
>>51475253
>I WANT ATTENTION
That's the point
>>51475296
it's called culture, fuck off paddy
>>51475346
my hand on the left
my baby boomer granddad and his generation has to be up there with the most fortunate existence of a proles ever. Followed by probably ours or my parents'. The next generation will probably be worse off than ours
>>51475295
Does anyone not think it must be shit to be a woman sometimes, look at her pretty face all disgraced by a BIG FUCKING UGLY COCK
what a world we live in
>>51475274
>I've got a good job now
>I'm a store manager at JJB
>>51475346
PHWOAR them chebs
>>51475346
1,2
>>51475295
yes
>>51475363
heh
>>51475295
More like this pls
>>51475295
delete this immediately
>>51475231
yes
but that really isnt a compliment
ky never did make the fakes despite claiming that he'd do so
how very low
lectures been cancelled tomorrow waheeeey!
>>51475409
these fakes are quite bad
>>51475295
>tfw cock is the same size as his
dunno how to feel about this
>>51475376
>MANAGER
>It's bad though!!!!
Fuck off tosser.
I'd kill to be a janitor for this fine board, good reference, fun and help clean up my home board.
>>51475231
I made the noise of someone in that picture
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nlXKoOjhHt
Hint: who it is probably goes on tumblr
>>51475091
I know Islam is shit but if I met someone who was a Muzzie I wouldn't just automatically hate them cause their religion is shit cause that just seems wrong. what should I do instead?
also it would be great if there was a solution to Muzzie countries that's like, "lads, chill out, it's just a religion, why not just try and be a nice person to everyone? :)"
fuck everyone in this thread
>>51475448
he saw the error of his ways
>mate uploads photo of me and him
>he looks good in it
>I look shite
Bit snakey desu, don't want to seem like a batty asking him to take it down though
>>51475503
report it to facebook
HERE COME THE HOTSTEPPER
>>51475490
Alright
>>51475503
he probably didn't think it was an issue.
Not everybody has anxiety issues m8
>>51475480
Delete this.
>>51475471
cornwall
>>51475538
Nah not a wasteman desu I'll just take it on the chin, I'm pretty butters anyway
>>51475481
>I know Islam is shit but if I met someone who was a Muzzie I wouldn't just automatically hate them cause their religion is shit cause that just seems wrong
Why do you keep going back to this?
It's not what I'm implying at all
>also it would be great if there was a solution to Muzzie countries that's like, "lads, chill out, it's just a religion, why not just try and be a nice person to everyone? :)"
It's called a secular constitution
>>51475503
This me but with literally every picture I've ever been tagged in haha
>>51475496
he disobeyed a Command
so many lambs aren't even going outside anymore. They just stare at their computers, doing online gambolling
>>51475562
beta
>>51475548
I know lad, I'm only joking really desu, doesn't bother me that much
>>51475470
me at the bottom btw
>>51475448
Realised that it wasn't congruous with the nature of my attraction.
>>51475572
>secular constitution
That would be cool, how do we apply it
>>51475602
Bet the shepherd's in a right tizzy!!
>>51475600
Cannot believe you would destroy a womans integrity just for quick boner
straight to hell with you
some lad who was rude to me in the year above once uploaded a picture of a willy someone had drawn at school on facebook and i reported it for sexual content and it got deleted
watching some sargon of akkad
>>51475464
hoping I get an e-mail sometime before 6 tomorrow saying the same, cannot be arsed with it desu
>>51475690
very good
>>51475672
Not my problem la'
Never said it was. But a big blockade to that is Islam itself
>>51475703
His diatribes are superb
>>51475703
bog sim his sargon
>watching some sargon of akkad
>>51475703
he's a good lad
I also like razorfist.
work tomorrow, doing an 8-5
>>51475704
>t b h has been replaced with desu
why?
Lad
Good
>>51475690
>>51475788
very good
do it for the p
>>51475757
yeah but if you actually read the qaran it isnt that bad t b h
>>51475690
once got a detention for drawing a nob on someones homework
going to abstain from alcohol and drugs for 3 weeks
>>51475791
it's cuter desu uggu~
>>51475791
you don't come here often do you?
word filter was implemented on halloween
c uck = kek
t bh = desu
f am = senpai
s mh = baka
>>51475836
lol good luck druggie
>>51475810
but it's gonna be busy because of black friday
>>51475811
I have, and it is
It's not bad from your point of view as someone who was (I assume) educated outside of Islam. If it is literally all you have known, and truly, deeply believe it, it can be incredibly bad, and the results are obvious
>I read the Quran
>>51475888
the drugs will be easy the alcohol will not
>>51475887
Not been on since July and didn't really notice last couple of days I've been back 2bh, did notice people were saying 2bh a lot tho
>>51475631
silence DO NOT speak unless spoken to wretched catamite
>>51475686
i do as i please, how dare you question one so majestic as my exalted self begone immediately
>people still talking about isl*m
oh i wonder what we should do with all the muzzies
for the lad(s) complaining about the Chrome downloads extension getting removed try this: chrome://flags/#enable-download-notification
>>51475887
Word filter would be a lot better if it had the funny colours like it used to
>>51475909
how is it bad? i love the bits about not eating pork and not drinking, pigs are really intelligent and alcohol is stupid
just prepared a 10 min presentation in one day lads pretty proud of myself now just time to fuck it all up tomorrow morning x
>>51472069
fuck is this shit
>>51472874
where'd you find this?
>>51473014
wish i knew what the words were
More than 500 posts lads
>>51475985
I really want my download box back, but your link troubles me.
Are you sincere?
got a 20 inch pizza on the way lads
new thread now or ill draw swastikas all over your planner and sir will fuck you up
>Poleaboo has legal aid
Going to court, lads
>>51476170
Bants
New thread
>>51476209
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>>51476209
>>51476167
>3000kcals of greasy carbs
lel
>>51476151
yeah but it doesn't add a list it's just notifications so it might get annoying desu
