Lower Class Banter Edition
alri
>>51467713
>National minimum wage rates. From 1 October 2015 the following rates apply: £6.70 per hour for workers aged 21 years old and over. £5.30 per hour for workers aged 18 to 20 years old.
Why so low?
Maisie
Monsters Inc was released closer to the fall of the Berlin wall than to the present day.
>>51467851
Because it's the minimum wage
whats bm lads?
>>51467851
Immigrants
>>51467851
fuk of Bernie
>>51467916
pls no bully
>>51467922
Not when I'm lazy and already where it's warm.
>>51467851
>waiting for a new thread to post this
ebig shitposting bruhhh xdDDdD
Have we decided what we're doing for the /brit/ christmas meet up yet?
>>51467851
£s are worth more than the Monopoly money JFs use
>>51468113
A mass shooting
>>51467851
Higher than it is here in Leafland, at least where I live.
>>51468113
mass suicide
>>51468075
>not wanting a higher minimum wage
deluded neckbeard or tory cunt detected
>>51468113
going to mass
>>51468140
>>51468164
how about we go to mass?
>>51468113
mass orgy
Important poll:
http://strawpoll.me/6142768
http://strawpoll.me/6142768
http://strawpoll.me/6142768
YOU WILL LIKE HER
YOU WILL FIND HER FUNNY
YOU WILL BUY BT PRODUCTS
Got 2 peppers I need to eat up today lads, what dinners can I make with peppers
I am literally and unironically a member of the labour party.
AMA
>in before le funny and epic calling someone who disagrees with me rasheed meme
>>51467851
Low minimum wage is a good thing desu. Only scum-tier jobs actually pay it anyway and it's enough to live on if you work full time.
>>51468231
Fat cunt
>>51468202
Are you implying one is imaginary?
>>51468239
Rasheed
>>51468184
>what is inflation?
>what is business hiring less because wages outweigh skill?
>>51468202
dots obviously. native Americans are only called Indians because Columbus et al. thought they found India.
>>51468231
HAHA
SHE'S FAT AND AWKWARD
>>51468239
Same lad
>tfw feel special when I get an email off Jeremy Corbyn, Ed Miliband, Tom Watson, Hilary Benn, etc like they're my irl m8s.
>>51468184
Shouldn't you abolish tipping before complaining about wage hikes?
>>51468283
i don't get inflation.
why do businesses put their prices up when people have more money? surely people buying more of something is better than charging them more for it.
>>51468313
Rasheed
>>51468231
Would love to suck those tits tho
>>51468231
Would probably shag her tbf
>>51468264
Come on m8, you know what I meant.
Wish my teenager years were like Skins desu
>>51468339
>surely people buying more of something
they don't though
you don''t suddenly buy half a stone of beef instead of a pound just because you got a pay rise
18 and on a full time miniumum wage job operating machines
unironically
>>51467851
Federal minimum wage in America for any age is $7.25
After exchange £5.30 - £6.70 is $7.97 - $10.07 USD
(Only Washington D.C. has a higher state wage at $10.50, all other states are under $9.75)
>There's is considerably higher than ours for those over 21.
>>51468339
they'll have less product to sell at high prices if people bought more at a lower price
>>51468396
>tfw mine actually were
>tfw look back on Facebook pictures from 6th form and feel jelly of my old self
>tfw peaked at 17
>he's never spent a full working day of his life operating machines
who /postingfromyorkunilibrary/ here
>>51468376
Whos been around longer?
just went for a walk and sat on a bench above a motorway
felt so nice focusing on just one thing, nothing else in my mind
Lads in speedo, lads...
To warm up our cold night, eh? ;)
ARROGANT
>>51468339
Demand goes up so to reach the equilibrium (when supply equals demand) price needs to rise. This has to be done to keep steady trade as there is a limited supply (due to limited resource)
>>51468283
>>what is inflation?
>playing to the hands of the jews this easily
>>51468490
thats called mindfulness and can be very useful for anxious and depressed people.
>>51468490
did you wank on the cars below?
Hi
>>51468476
York Uni has great /brit/ gimmick for some time now.
Youthful, staying power, an element of middle class humour, severely underrated meme.
Keep it up man.
>A machine is nought but an amalgamation of shaped metals and alloys, it is a lifeless hunk of elements before I, Its master gives it the spark of life. It is subordinate to me and my 6 months experience + apprenticeship.
>I am the machine operatior.
>A guy can get away with a lovely face and an ugly body, so long as he has a good personality. That works the other way round as well. I think height will always be more important than either of them. I find it really hard to chat to people who are shorter than me.
MANLETS BTFO
http://thetab.com/2015/11/30/whats-more-important-face-or-body-64004
3 months of Spotify Premium for 99p lads, WAHEYY!!! Chuffed isn't the fucking word desu!
>>51468550
>underrated
back in the day, it was the most popular of /brit/ menes
>>51468550
it's not a gimmick, I literally post from the beanbags in york uni library
>>51468454
>tfw the complete opposite
My life looks good for the foreseeable future
>>51468490
City life must be awful Tbh
>be 19 and live with parents
>pay no rent at all
>sign onto dole for a laugh a bit ago
>check bank
>went from £2.40 to over a grand
wew
>>51468582
how?
>>51468454
>tfw currently peaking in terms of drug usage
>>51468410
>>51468442
>>51468528
how to reduce inflation? just seems like it will rise and so will pay until freddos cost £100 which really irks my autism. i know it won't be worth £100 in todays money but i dislike huge numbers for small things - like in asia and other bullshit places.
>>51468535
cool, i'll read about it
>>51468540
no
>>51468617
i don't live in a city, walked for over an hour before i found the motorway
I used to love /mu/ but now I hate it
I also love Spotify and it's "discover weekly" playlist
Are the two related
>>51468582
>Spotify
>>51468625
Are you going to find a job?
>>51468629
It's an offer they've got on, I think it runs until the start of December if you want to get it la.
>>51468534
>inflation is not a solution to the economic problem but infact a jewish device to maintain wealth
Come on, throw me some good bait atleast
>>51468437
But in the UK, cost of living is much more higher making the minimum wage terribly undervalued. IT's equivalent of being paid 2-5USD an hour...
>>51468625
sounds comfy m8
http://strawpoll.me/6143085
I'll let you lads choose my fate.
>>51468437
Does the UK have a much higher cost of living though?
>>51468454
my uni life shits on my college life
literally top drawer fun 90% of the time
>>51468679
They stop paying me bennies if I find a job m8
I'll join the Navy in a little bit
>>51468682
you reckon i can cancel then rejoin for the deal?
>Spotify
found the pleb lads.
Who watches this drivel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA8tMziteZM
>Browsing the r/ForeverAloneWomen on Reddit for some reason
Kind of want to hug them and pat them on the head
>>51468625
reported to DWP
The cold hand of IDS is coming for you
>>51468625
>dole
Think this is the reason why the min wage is so low in the UK
>Allowances for people who dont even work
>>51468503
you could get hanged for posting that mate
>>51468671
Might be
I've given up pirating music and just pay for Spotify now, I like it because it helps me find music instead of me listening to the same few albums that I know over and over
>>51468752
>is
*are
>tfw you get rejected from york and have to take your insurance, LSE
Ma maw will be lit "you're home to see us again?" n I'll be all "just to see the dug don't flatter yoursel hen"
>>51468717
>I'll join the Navy in a little bit
You can't just walk into the forces now, unless you have desired skills and stand out from others physically and mentally you won't get in.
Never have the military as a fall-back plan.
>>51468744
my mum is desperate to see this film
>>51468772
*is
>>51468662
1.Dont print cash and allow the population to grow
2.Go full Weimar and burn the cash and create a new currency
>>51468723
No lad, if your account has tried Premium before you can't take the offer.
What I did though was make a new account and use the same card, but through PayPal instead (because they check to see if the card has been used before too).
>>51468744
had to read that for my GCSE English
it was shit
>>51468798
u is a cunt m8
>>51468769
Yeah it's great
I'm just sick of the,
>omg death grips
>spotify is pleb tier
>isnt the chrvches singer berry mayweather a bitch!!!! I HATE WOMEN!!!!!!
death grips is shit and spotify and women are top, fuck off /mu/
>>51468698
The fuck is a "hardcore UK gangsta rapper?"
You should go and take pictures of them to post here
>>51468791
am defo in sociology the now hen
>>51468757
We have one of the highest minimum wages in the world, why do you keep poking at this subject?
Nobody here has to scrape by on tips
The tide is turning. Women are no longer prepared to be silent about powerful men in their industry who are abusers. #solidaritywithstoya #banallporn
>>51468796
>Never have the military as a fall-back plan.
this. it isn't for drop-outs anymore. you've got to want to join it since forever to stand a chance these days.
>>51468796
I know, I go running every other day and have been planning to join for years now m80
There's a demand for submariners
>>51468869
Disgusting bint
>Spotify is for plebs
>>51468698
>raving
>gangster rapper
Were you home schooled?
>>51468833
I think he means rave MCs
but I think he's just a bit of a mong
alright lads my gf always joking pronounces "pizza" as "pizzer" and its really starting to get on my nerves
should i drop her
>>51468833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-mDB3eaBgo
shutaaaaaaaaap blud
Daily reminder that homosexuality is a mental illness.
>50/50
boys
for fuck's sake
>>51468833
you've seen chavs before
>>51468896
>>51468938
Just go
>>51468885
>I know, I go running every other day and have been planning to join for years now m80
Fucking kek
>>51468744
>1:31
>the ice cream parlour I used to work in is in a film
Based Morellis, shame they paid a shit wage though
>>51468935
That makes it less okay to discriminate against tbqh
>>51468885
Just cause you run a bit it doesn't mean you're going to get in
>>51468869
I knew someone who looked just like her...I fucking hated that slut
>>51468744
>Maggie Smith
>James Corden
I'd pay at least a tenner to not have to watch it.
>I listen to music
>>51468833
he's just a sheltered autist who cant into slang
>>51468945
what a pale freak
>>51468483
Don't know твн
>>51468935
wow rude
>tfw 5'6
>>51468938
>you've seen chavs before
chavs aren't gangster rappers
what sort of rave is it? A proper illegal one or a club night marketed as a rave?
why is he walking towards the camera?
>>51468698
>http://strawpoll.me/6143085
is this the 1990s?
>>51467685 #
Originally it meant female, and "man" meant human
males were called werman (think the Latin Vir) while women were called wifman
It still survives with terms like Fishwife or Midwife
I've noticed an increase in bullying
this is a no bully zone
you're about as secure as a hymen in a south london comprehensive
>>51469038
Because the cameraman is intentionally standing in his way?
im 17 cm
want to do uni work but im knick-knack-knackered
>Spotify isn't for plebs
>>51468870
>scrape by on tips
Waitstaff make enough on tips for it to be one of the very few remaining jobs, along with stripping and prostitution, available to uneducated and untrained people that earns enough to make a livable solo wage.
The waitresses make more than the cooks in an American restaurant, usually much more. In large cities a qt waitress or bartender often doesn't have to work more than 3 days a week as she can bring in $100 - $300+ a night in tips.
>>51468962
>>51468973
I've started the joining process, I've passed all the psychometric tests
It's more difficult to join than it was, but it's not that hard
>>51469031
maybe that's why you keep failing your driving test
>>51469074
same 2bh
been working all day but realised I've not actually made any progress lol
>>51469053
good lad
JUST HAD A POT NOODLE FOR TEA LADS !!!!!!
Probably you t b h. Bit embarrassing that you're still street shitting though after all this time.
>>51469031
See >>51469067
I wouldn't worry so much
>>51469038
Someone do a lisicki shoop
>not exclusively listening to post-auditory vibrations
>>51469038
>that Lisicki pose
Thats it lads, Labour will win in 2020
>Hindu children pray to an animu version of Ganesh to help them with their homework because he's the remover of obstacles and stupidity counts as an obstacle
Fuckin Indians man
>>51469038
Wilson confirmed for new fuccboi brand, 2016's Palace/Supreme
>>51468757
>the US doesn't have welfare
Should I move to Japan or Zimbabwe?
literally who cares?
>>51469107
>I'll join the Navy in a little bit
>I've started the joining process, I've passed all the psychometric tests
Are you telling porkies mate?
>>51468236
Stir fry
>>51469096
Why the fuck do they always complain then?
>>51469163
Zimbabwe
>>51469096
Which is why the whole system is stupid because if they don't get tips their employer has to still pay them minimum wage.
So all tipping does is remove their employer's liability and allow waitresses to get overpaid for menial labour
>>51469163
Knew a white lad from Zimbabwe
He went back there for some reason
>>51469163
Reclaim memedesia white man
>>51469036
I was only taking the piss mate, they all seem to think they're hardcore gangsters so that's what i referred to them as
>>51468745
>r/ForeverAloneWomen
>literally about going on dates and not having kissed someone in two whole years
Fuck em
>There are 42 posters in this thread.
Not that many Tbh
>Only scum-tier jobs
My boss hired me as an apprentice web designer and then hired me full time but at minimum wage even though I'm fairly decent at what I do (2 years experience) and his company is a bit shit
I need an action plan cause I'm getting paid the exact same as my last job in admin which required no skill whatsoever
SECOND SIGHTING ON MY TV IN HALF AN HOUR
YOU
WILL
LIKE
HER
>>51469179
Join as in start at Raleigh
>>51469179
>Are you telling porkies mate?
why would he be? He hasn't joined until he goes through the doors at (insert training centre here).
tipping is fucking dumb 2bh
like last time I checked I'm not in charge of the restaurant why should I be the decider of how much employees are paid?
>>51469185
Yeah that's what I decided on, just need to get out of bed now and get some chicken
>>51469107
>Implying the navy's psychometric tests are challenging
>>51468396
My brother's Romanian exchange partner wanted to fuck me because she thought the UK was like Skins and that I wasn't a pathetic wasteman. Dumb bitch, right lads?
>>51469252
>dumb
fuck off yank
>>51469130
Pretty rad ngl
You're just spoiled by Christianity
If Jesus didn't pop up you would be praying to fortuna every time you wanted a GF
>>51469224
Look for a new job and when you find one talk to him about your wage using your new job as leverage
>>51469227
is that the BT infinite fatty?
fucking hate that ad
>tfw would have liked to join the Navy but scared my dad would call me a bender
Does much gay stuff go on in the navy or is that a meme?
>>51469174
People literally do
Bizarro
>>51469266
>you can't join the Navy!!! It's impossible!
>the tests are easy!!!! you fucking moron!!!!
>>51469227
Not sure that I fully understand this
>>51469309
loads of women in the navy these days m8
>>51469222
Man at least they get to go out on dates, I haven't done that in ages
>>51469309
>having a dad this retarded
unlucky pham
>>51469335
post navy qts
>>51469174
WHAT??? You mean you don't care that a woman off the telly is going to have a coffee with her fake boyfriend from the telly???? #OutOfTheLoop hahaha [laughing emoji x18]
>>51469031
Me too famalam, it only bothers me when I'm with girls who're taller than me though. Otherwise I literally never think about it.
>>51469333
FEAR NOT
YOU WILL IN TIME
YOU WILL MAKE HER THE DARLING OF OUR SCREENS
>>51469287
Sound sorted
I don't think he can afford to pay me more ha, but I've got an important task in the pipeline and he can't afford to lose me now ;)
>>51469335
I know lad, wondering if there are also loads of benders.
I am actually fairly bent so this would be appealing to me desu.
>>51469306
Yeah it's Fat Amy
>>51469309
I've herd some naughty things about the British navy, the U.S. Nancy has largely done away with all that as has the Canadian one
Though cheeky homoerotic banter is a strong part of naval tradition
Trying out this Once app and it's pretty good even though it keeps matching me people from fucking Clapham which is fucking 100+ miles away
>>51469227
I'd fug her
>>51469400
looks like there's a willy sticking out the postbox and he's fellating it aha
>>51469174
>Amy Schumer in the Pirelli calendar
>>51469188
Because women obviously
>>51469210
They're definitely overpayed, but in America the employer pays them half of minimum wage, he isn't ever obligated to pay them more than that whether or not the get tips (they always do). Despite making half of minuimum wage, the government taxes them as if they made minimum wage, whether they are the shittiest waitress in the middle if nowhere that doesn't get tips, or a super-model hot qt in a Vegas Hooters that makes $65k+ yearly on tips.
Tell me about Jeremy, why does he walk towards the camera?
>>51469325
Similar boat (heh) as you are m8
Meeting with te recruiter today to choose my 3 MOS choices
All split between the Navy and Army because I'm still unsure which branch to choose
>>51469038
Is this a real picture?
>>51469500
no you just imagined it
simply epic
>>51469402
Don't know why they don't play up the gayness of the Navy, it would encourage benders like me to sign up who would be put off from the Army of RAF and it would encourage women to sign up who want to hang out and bitch with gay lads all day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPrswLN0Mnc
>>51469500
yes its from a few days ago
>>51469423
what's that la
>>51469309
When I was in tne Coast Guard the rhyme was:
>"It isn't gay if you're underway."
I WANT SLAGS!
GIVE ME ALL YOUR PICCIES OF SLAGS RIGHT NOW!
>>51469538
Once i flew around the earth a bunch of times to turn back time because my girlfriend died
>>51469552
grindr rival
>>51469538
hate people who have to tell people that they did something nice 2bh
just do it ffs
>Yanks think this woman is a solid 10
>>51469623
my gf
![Suzuki_Bandit_GSF600N[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QkpFneu.jpg "Suzuki_Bandit_GSF600N[1].jpg")
You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a motorbike licence
>voting for an arsenal fan
>>51469632
Never heard of that t b h, what's it like? Are there many lads on it?
>>51469645
wow no need to fat shame
>>51469542
They want to stay official
It's definitely pretty nice but not any more gay than any other branch, just being on a ship with a group of people for months people's tastes come out
That and the sexual banter of course
Read a lot of the Navy forums for the UK and Canada and there is a lot of prostitutes/sexual conquests abroad being really important
>>51469645
Why is she famous?
>>51469645
Fuck no
>>51469686
yeh its exclusively homo
>>51469631
I thought you did a great job in The Tudors Mr. Cavill.
AND AGAIN
DON'T FORGET TO MAKE HER FAMOUS
>>51469686
Not a fucking grindr rival it's a fucking tinder rival you poofters
It matches you with someone once a day, it's great because i'm a lazy fuck I mean busy as fuck
>>51469666
go get your fuckin shine box
>>51469698
For talking about her fanny on stage
>>51469745
what you watching boy?
rate me workout program
>>51469645
christ that is so unsexy. they could have tried a little bit harder
>>51469750
Oh right, sounds shit for gay hookups then t b h.
>>51469645
Lolno
>>51469698
Lewd comedienne
Famous is also too strong of a word
Shit I just found out something interesting lads. Before 1740, the daily ration of rum in the Royal Navy was a pint a day of rum which was usually at least 50% alcohol. That's like the equivalent of drinking over 20 cans of beer daily. How did they do it?
>>51469778
sky news
she keeps fucking coming on
>>51469793
You won't get any stellar advice here lad
>>51469793
looks a bit bloated
>>51469538
What kind of runt bastard posts something like that. Is it not enough to be happy that you've done a nice thing?
Fuck sakes.
>>51469770
Bike is the ultimate survival method of transportation, Corbyn knows his zombie survival shit family.
GB won the Davis Cup yesterday after nearly 8 decades. Did anybody care
>>51469798
Yeah just stick with grindr m8
I'm trying to get a gf
I never know what to put in the description without sounding pretentious though
>>51469793
>weighted eyebrow raises
>>51469793
10/10, mad gains are coming your way mate
>>51469825
extraordinarily drunk, I'd guess
I could do it 2bh, I dont get hangovers and drink 700ml whiskey in a sesh
>>51469865
He voted yes so fuck him
>>51469825
because they were top lads 2bh
>>51469865
Not me
CHICKEN KIEV
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>>51469825
it was grog, not rum
so it had quite a bit of water in
>>51469825
They recently (like several months ago) banned all alcohol while at sea
It used to be you could buy beer or wine for your off time so long as you didn't get drunk.
It's shit and just Turing us into the U.S. Navy
>be x
>get y
>>51469920
Not had one of them for a long time
What you having it with?
>>51469868
Just be vague and nonchalant lad, don't try too hard with bios on dating sites, rely on your piccies.
Post rare Lisickis
>>51469825
Rum is 80 proof, that's 40% and it was mixed with water and later usually a citrus juice, both to make it last longer and to clean brackish cask water, citrus for flavor and scurvy prevention.
A pint of diluted rum over the course of a day isn't much, and they were often careful to avoid drunkeness since that was punishable by lashes from the boatswain.
I think Canadian and British naval officers are still allowed a ration of wine or brandy, etc in their wardroom.
>>51469698
Her father is a US senator.
/brit/ is too fast for proper conversations
This is my excuse for 99% shitposting and I'm sticking to it
>>51469815
>too strong of a word
you don't need the "of" here
>>51469961
My piccies are shit resolution though and it won't let me choose any of my tagged photos
I'm fucked
>>51469927
1740 was when rum started to be mixed with water and became grog, before that it was literally a pint of neat rum daily
>>51470004
It's far too slow, you're just shit at reading
