Song that makes you want to go out drinking Edition:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd1ASJh_7l0
Shanties or Nasheeds lads?
me about to hit a lick 2bh
fs lads deano got a blowie off smiffy's missus last night in the spoons bogs
Obongo-bongo-bongo doesn't wanna leave the congo oh no no no no no!
knock knock
>>51471982
come in
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Kyary ride opening at Universal Studios Japan in January
>Exclusive music provided by Nakata
>If I ever want to hear Kyary's entire discography I have to go to Japan in the next six months
Fuck lads this is going to be expensive.
how is gamergate still a thing
some slut fucked people for good reviews and people are still mad about it a year later?
what is there still to talk about
That's far out man
>>51471902
need some nasheeds right now desu
stressed~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy477dK5aZA
Feel like doing a drive-by desu lads
>>51471841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmBM8vpRMMQ
>>51471901
>>51471954
>>51471963
alright thanks, don't think i'll go back there desu
>>51471841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBWsnxe1l9w
Milo Yiannopoulos @Nero 3m3 minutes ago
Is there any difference between “burn the witch” and what now happens to men accused—only accused—of sex offences? Any difference at all?
Essential and mandatory straw poll, lads
http://strawpoll.me/6143844
http://strawpoll.me/6143844
http://strawpoll.me/6143844
>>51472003
>Kyary ride
so fucking weird
>>51472061
gave you a cheeky upvote anyway x
>>51472081
albert heijn
some girl left a 50g bag of backy at my house the other night and i said no when she asked if she left it there. don't even smoke either! haha
>>51472003
arent flights like 4 grand or summat innit
Girl just sent me a snapchat of her in the bath with bubbles covering up her shit and it said "Thinking of you -wink tongue emoji-"
Wahey
http://www.youjizz.com/videos/3-girls-with-strap-on-and-1-guy-139060.html
doing a wank
http://strawpoll.me/6143878
http://strawpoll.me/6143878
http://strawpoll.me/6143878
http://strawpoll.me/6143878
>>51472081
>>51472079
Do you see any witches around anymore?
Of course not, because we burned them all.
>>51472146
post it la
>>51472003
wew
hmmmmmm
some delivery man tried to give me some parcel today and gave me the thing to sign but I noticed it was the wrong address and decided to let him know it was the wrong address instead of keeping it anyway
did I do good lads
>>51472122
Nah they're alright. ~£550 return when I went.
>>51472172
>>51472146
>tfw no bath shitting gf
>>51472004
sjws journalism is very corrupt senpai, there's literally always more
which one lads?
>>51472192
yeah it would have been traced to you anyway
>>51472146
inb4 190yearvirgin gives you his expert insight into the meaning behind it by comparing the snap to avb
cooking dinner (putting it in the microwave)
>>51472192
*pats you on the head*
Girl just did a snapchat to me with a link to a funny Ladbible article, a wink emoji and three laughing with tears of joy emojis - I think she's the one lads.
>>51472165
You shop at reddit?
>>51472146
she did a shit in the bath? is she disabled?
>>51472197
>£550
how the fuck did that work
>when I went
oh dear
Gonna try beat my personal best lads
hour till i can go to bed tbqh
>>51472221
soggybiscuit.jpg
>>51472221
I would have them all shot.
>>51472287
hope you don't wake up xx
>>51472297
with cum, you dirty little bastard
MOM GET THE CAMERA
>>51472251
yeh nobody upvotes my stuff though
>>51472153
How did you know about my fetish?
Where's your car Debbie?
>>51472056
I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS
>>51472287
comfy~
>>51472079
Reddit: The Journalist t b h
bit me up @ 867-5309
>>51472270
Actually I just did a google, only 450 quid return in march
might actually do it lmao
Thanks for your time anon, however you forgot to fill in the references section. Can we have the details of two please?
>>51471841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yuvcii8obMU
>>51472079
t. Achmed Mahmoud
>>51472420
where are you finding these things, im seeing 1300 lowest
>>51472423
worst nightmare desu
>>51472221
Third from left
Manlet but he has some great quads
>>51472178
It's snapchat, it was only there for 4 seconds and I didn't screenshot it
>>51472214
>>51472265
ebin
>>51472221
Bit gay
>>51472230
could sign it with a random signature 2bh
>>51472340
I've never used reddit 2bh, not even once. always think it's a bit gay when people mention it here in response to a post they don't like
>>51472413
hit not bit haha
you can bite if your gentle tho
>always thought in the future i'd join the army
>always thought it'd be one of those things that I'd think 'yeah in the future, but not now' and I'd never actually get around to doing it
However I just realised that I actually really wanna join and finally do something with my life. I hope this feeling remains with me.
>>51472408
>hates sjws
nice try
>>51472423
Well your mum for one
>Too ugly to get matches on tinder
kill me
>>51472221
second from right obvs
doing a benzo withdrawal
>>51472484
kek, they don't go off the signature mate
t. delivery driver
>>51472490
>>51472485
>never used reddit 2bh
It has pretty good content, you're missing out Tbh
>>51472492
TumblrInAction is pretty popular
>>51472553
no idea what that is
>>51472462
>all numbers call my phone
>mfw practicing voice acting videos online actually pay off
>>51472172
good post
>>51472079
bad post
>>51472270
>how the fuck did that work
Don't ask me mate I'm not an airline.
>oh dear
Bizarrely I wasn't even really a weeb at the time.
>>51472420
I'll come with
>>51472507
fuck sake lad
just get a picture with a few mates or with a tiger
>>51472485
was refrencing the guy from the last thread from /r/photoshopbattles
really that(my post) was a genius post and it deserved more attention
you now need to yawn
>>51472542
If /brit/ is more than just a blogsite to you, that's pretty autistic.
>>51472507
>tfw live in the middle of nowhere
>>51472490
I was in the coldstream guards for four years ask away lad
*pats lap*
come over here lad got a nice warm seat for your tight arse
;)
>>51472607
>Bizarrely I wasn't even really a weeb at the time
>>51472551
The only capacity in which I have used it is if I search for a fix for something, usually in a game, and a reddit page is the first result on google, then I look. I see no reason to browse it when google will return it as a result when it is relevant to something I need. Also not into the whole upvoting shit and having an account, that's why I stopped using facebook years ago
>>51472531
Yeah, I'm not sure what delivery company it was because I didn't see the van but I do CS for a delivery company and we don't care what signature it is as long as somebody at the address signed for it then it's their responsibility
I despise calling the drivers too, why are you all so rude baka
i aint no gay nigga
>>51472454
alright i was GOING to psot a fucking link but hte epic spam filter wont let me and i cant even find a format that will let me post
on google flights
>>51472607
Alright then lmao
>>51472492
They do hate SJWs, videos of them chimping out in Yank universities get to the front page all the time and anti-SJW subreddits are really popular.
https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2sbw6j/im_milo_and_this_is_my_gamergate_book_ama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2io2hf/i_am_milo_yiannopoulos_im_a_journalist_reporting/
https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/3qh8vk/im_milo_yiannopoulos_the_new_technology_editor_of/
quite literally Reddit: The Journalist
Beat it lads
>>51472664
Not sure what that is, but how was it? Would you recommend army service? I mostly want to join so I can stop being a crybaby and to become someone respectable.
2000 word report due tomorrow and I haven't even started to be honest
>>51472721
put it in a pastebin and link that here instead
>>51472602
Have thought about doing this t b h but I know I'd bottle it, I get nervous talking on the phone as it is, never mind when I'm putting on an accent, juggling lies, trying to sound professional with a job on the line.
>>51472726
>le reddit defener
>>51472764
ACTUAL SAME
WILL START NOW THOUGH
GONNA GET MY ARSE WHIPPED IF I DON'T GET IT DONE HAHAHA
>at work in Markie's
>bunch of Pakis come in and start trying to nick shit
>try to nick the sample trolley I was pushing around
>OiNah.png
>point them out to security
>somehow this fat little bald bloke keeps them in the store for long enough that the police show up
>Pakis leg it out of shop
>one copper runs after them, other one asks people what happened
>I tell him they tried nicking my trolley full of chocolate biscuits after shoving me a bit
>he notes it down
>hear later the lot of them got caught
MFW some Paki bastards might get an extra year or two in the slammer for trying to steal some M&S-brand chocolate biccies
>>51472726
not him but all the uk themed subs are full of lefty loons (embarrassing desu) which is what i and i assume others mean when they mention plebbit
jf filled places are irrelevant to me desu
bit bored here lads what can I do for the rest of the evening
>>51471841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0uTqU1pSTo
>>51472771
good idea, thanks lad
>>51472454
http://pastebin.com/47Nm659f
Chips and chicken nuggets for tea lads
>>51472832
>karen
>white
she's mixed tbf
>>51472726
>reddit hates sjws
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51472871
attempt prostate stimulation
>>51472880
>>51472880
That pic turned me gay tbph
>>51472832
Good work lad, you're the hero Britain deserves.
stop discussing Reddit holy shit
>>51472880
Bottom left
>>51472871
come round my place and watch videos with me
>>51472875
virus do not click
also
>osaka
why
>>51472911
no, I've done 3 shits today
>>51472971
Liverpool?
>>51472726
The most popular article on the FT now is about the rise of these ridiculous SJWs and how they're hypocritical, fascistic morons.
>>51472670
Would be ecstatic if I had a bf like that desu
>>51472790
>defener
What's this from again?
doing an eat
>>51472907
Reddit is a fedora site and being unhealthily obsessed with muh SJW bogeyman is very fedora - why is this surprising?
>>51471841
https://youtu.be/kUYoefkaw30
Met a girl today, taking her for a drink tomorrow, hopefully get my dick wet by wednesdy
>>51472978
thats where universal studios is
was planning on moving around a bit when i went anyway
>>51473003
post 1 more meme and i swear to god i will send you back to reddit
lanklass desu
It's kinda sad that all of my mates keep sharing Corbyn's whole "we must not use weapons, we must disarm them, the real weapons are poverty and the environment and random acts of violence", and though I agree the problem is that we don't live in a fucking dream world where we can all live in peace and hold hands and never have violence and cooperate - the whole world is fucked and we don't have the resources to create this so-called utopia, and there are people out there who will not stop with the violence, they will not stop killing - and they simply do not have the brain capacity to realise that violence is wrong as it's the only thing they know. And I'm not talking about "just terrorists" or "just muzzies" or "just nignogs" because that's absolute bullshit lads, whites are just as bad, asians are just as bad - there is absolutely no solution to the fucked up state of this world and to even bother with an allegiance to your fucking disillusioned "we can save the world peace guys" or "lets fucking kill the terrorists and immigrants" won't save anything - this shit has happened for centuries and it simply will not change, so why not just smoke a joint and enjoy the time with your friends, work hard and be the best person you can be instead of focusing on shit that is completely out of control because at the end of the day, you're going to be dead anyway so fuck off
>>51472832
good on you lad
>>51473034
wont be able to get a jap gf if youre only around for a day
or do you rate yourself that highly
any essexes (essices) in the house
want to moan about sleeping schedules
>>51472882
how long do you have to boil them to make tea
How long would you survive in a yank prison lads?
>>51473087
im going for 2 weeks, plenty of time to get a gf
>>51473164
ages
I'm well ard
>>51473164
forever
>>51473010
I want to see her having to walk naked on all fours through the streets of Detroit
Shirts got fucking rekt
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=685_1448745252
>>51473074
>Whites are just as bad
Stopped reading there, lad. Maybe 500 years ago we were, but not now. Vast majority of extreme violence on the planet right now is down to Islam. There would be almost no war at all is Islam and all of it's members ceased to exist overnight.
>>51473171
i doubt it but there we go
anyway making sop now
>>51473192
thats really weird m8
>I follow the writings of Milo Yianopolous
>>51473164
life sentence
>>51473164
we'd all survive.
you just have to join up with the racist groups of your color
you lot would be with white power skinheads.
I'd be stuck with the 3 indians in jail
>tfw 5'6
>>51473203
>Vast majority of extreme violence on the planet right now is down to Islam.
no its not its coz of men
>>51473257
Ranjeep
>>51473257
rasheed
>>51473239
Milo is pretty sound desu, but
>following the writings of literally anyone
>reading articles
>2015
Dealer just paid us a visit lads.
Gonna get out of my head by myself tb h
>>51473195
they really did, absolute white wash.
>>51473257
indians that ride horses and live in tents or street shitting indian?
>>51473074
>whites are just as bad
rasheed
business idea: britain's next top meme, hosted by ant and dec
wish I had a pet duck
>>51473311
anything interesting?
>>51473273
Back to watching Eastenders, Mum.
>>51473332
get a trip so i can filter you you fucking bender
>>51472880
>muffin tops
>tiny tits
literal hogs
>>51473223
I know
I jumped out the Lincoln, left him stinkin
Put his brains in the street
Now you can see what he was just thinkin
>>51473297
He's an account obnoxious rent-a-gob who thinks he's allowed to be rude and insulting simply because he's gay
>>51473375
ahahah good solid banter there lad
hahahah
>>51473203
what about fucking chavs and neds eh lads, fuckin white trash in america, neonazi fucking scum in poland and russia and shit, are you telling me that whites are 1000% fuckin innocent?!
also bollocks because war is not just religion but economics, territory and resources as well - personally i'd say Saudi Arabia authoritarian islamic shit is to blame more than anything - so if you're blaming Islam you might as well fucking nuke Bosnia, Kazakhstan, and Malaysia, and desu I think those countries are ok, but Saudi Arabia? Like fuck it is, and we're only friends with them because of resources and money and shit, so fuck off
Also Iranian people are really friendly, you want to kill a bunch of innocent Iranians? The fuck is wrong wtih you m8
>>51473358
nothing good, so just a bit of blow and a bit of hash.
gonna down two bottles of wine and drive myself into a frenzy ƒam.
>>51473262
cute x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg
nice song 2bh
>>51473375
cannot fucking stand him either
>>51473347
so you could eat it?
Saw grill again today, only for a second as I was heading up to my room, she walked past me and it didn't register at first but when it hit me my heart just kinda stopped for a few seconds.
>inb4 "hurrr I'm 5'4 but pretend to be 6'3 on an anime imageboard" comes in and overcompensates
>>51473262
iktfb
>tfw daddy buys you lots of icecream
He isn't even here most of this week
>>51473347
I had a pet duckling. He used to follow me around and chill out on my lap, and sleep near me. He would follow me around on the farm, and run over to big rocks and quack at them until I lifted them up for him, then he would eat all the bugs underneath. He died when he was like six months old, though, I don't know why :(
His name was Giles
>>51473427
aah do love booze and coke.
Nothing better than sitting round the kitchen table with your pals listening to music and chatting shit for hours on end.
little sick of this shirt lifter tbH
>>51473496
>cinnamon buns
GIVE IT
The spirit of Massachusetts is the spirit of America
>tfw the spirit of Wolverhampton will never be the spirit of Brittania
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_D5wxIJUGI
>>51473426
>>51473203
also remember lad that hating Islam and killing Muslims will make Muslims join ISIS because they're easily brainwashed like all humans and then ISIS will kill us all, KILL ISIS, NOT MUSLIMS (well most of them anyway cause some are pricks i wont lie, and the culture of "lol yeah woman wear burqa" is absolute bollocks, but i like kebabs so i don't wanna lose my kebab what else am i gonna eat after a top night of banter with the lads? a fucking nandos? i dont think so m8
willy gets smaller whenever i get an erection
>>51473406
you just cant handle the banter desu
although being gay is definitely a mental illness
>>51473446
+1
>>51473496
Is he trying to kill you? Enjoy your type2 pham.
>>51473473
think this is missing context tbph
Christ is there a more cringe worthy show than top gear?
awful reddit-tier tripe
Doing some reddits haha
got 150 points now lads
>>51473467
I would give him a pet every now and then and give him a feed
normal duck things
>>51473497
Now I'm sad, maybe you could get a new duckie
>>51473406
spotted the feminist
>>51473496
and hey, at least he won't bum you as much this week
the jgf just made some takikomi gohan
should I buy a PS4?
the deals are pretty good at the moment
https://twitter.com/GerryAdamsSF/status/671417511804542976
>>51473426
>so if you're blaming Islam you might as well fucking nuke Bosnia, Kazakhstan, and Malaysia, and desu I think those countries are ok, but Saudi Arabia? Like fuck it is, and we're only friends with them because of resources and money and shit, so fuck off
>This apologism
Oh fuck off you bender
>>51473569
benderasheed
>>51473569
fucking top gear is such a boring as fuck show, hah yeah some rich celebs go and drive cars in some shitty country and then take a dump in the country, piss a load of people off, and it's like "lol it's ok cause it's telly and we're top celebs, fuckin bants" - at least clarkson knows he's a shithead the others are like "haha its just clarkson what a nob give me the money i want the money", every episode is the same just fucking "look at us we're fucking bigtime celebs with top cars", penis compensation rubbish
>>51473601
and play what on it lol
>>51473587
>>51473524
>>51473560
>t. jelly non icecream having nerds
Spoke with a firefighter today setting up a computer in their station x
was qt x
>>51473636
man is a bit of a nutter desu
>>51473257
>not becoming loved by inmate and guard alike for your charm, charisma and wealth of amusing stories of your life outside & your rogueish criminal antics
if someone needs me to smuggle coke up my bottom once in a while then so be it as long as it keeps the people happy
"keep your nose out of trouble and no trouble will come to you" - ted sandyman, hobbit miller
Anyone got any good close-quarters combat videos from Syria?
Recent conflict, body-cam if possible. Door-to-door stuff.
Just posted this in the wrong thread, hope nobody noticed.
>>51473656
who said i don't have ice cream
mong
what you getting everyone for christmas lads?
Brother: adidas runners
Mam: tablet
Dad: not a fucking clue
Work secret santa: some shite for her desk
GF: new purse
>>51473656
don't need ice cream m8, just had a fit chinese
sop is in the microwaver
>>51473662
my hand on the right
>>51473696
>>51473666
>>51473662
Good bums haha
>>51473601
Are you above 16? If so, no. If not, JANNY!
>>51473666
>>51473662
>HD slags
YES
GOOD
STOP POSTING 100x120 WHORES
>>51473692
>santa
fuck off yank
>>51473662
perfect girls
>inb4 very low test betas
Just had to give this article a look because whenever I brush my teeth I always end up getting it all down my fucking mouth and shit.
http://www.wikihow.com/Brush-Your-Teeth
Seems like I might be using too much toothpaste, I'll have to use less tomorrow morning and see if it helps at all. I'll keep you boys posted.
>>51473637
so are you saying let's fucking nuke every islamic country in the world even if they're fucking irrelevant
yeah let's just kill loads of durkas, that'll make everyone happy, what a great fucking idea
>vast majority of extreme violence is down to islam
and i think saudi arabia is a fucking shithole but mate ive been malaysia and it's sick, don't diss malaysia
>>51473662
1,2,4,3
>>51473696
2,1
>>51473692
nothing lol i'm all alone
maybe i'll have a girlfriend soon though but probably not i'll fuck it up i bet
>>51473651
still upset oisin ?
>>51473666
MEATY
>>51473662
>>51473662
would you lads tongue all of their arseholes?
I sure would
>>51473734
>tfw no jihadi wife
its babby's birthday quite soon
>>51473662
what do you think is going through these girls heads, "lets show off our arses tee hee", i wish i could do that but no one wants to see my hairy arse, life is so fucking unfair
>>51473734
haha
>>51473692
>mum
chocs etc i bought from sainsburys
>dad
chocs etc i bought from sainsburys
>brother
chocs etc i bought from sainsburys
>brother's gf
chocs etc i bought from sainsburys
>nan
chocs etc i bought from sainsburys
>grandad
chocs etc i bought from sainsburys
>uncle
chocs etc i bought from sainsburys
>uncle's wife
chocs etc i bought from sainsburys
>uncle's son
chocs etc i bought from sainsburys
>uncle's daughter
chocs etc i bought from sainsburys
i think that's all
>>51473692
got my brother for secret santa
only idea i have is a benteke poster cos hes a villa fan and it will annoy him
probably a gift voucher or something too
>>51473426
>what about fucking chavs and neds eh lads, fuckin white trash in america, neonazi fucking scum in poland
Come back when they make up even a fraction of 1.2 billion people.
I never said all Muslims should be killed, just that if Islam and it's followers ceased to exist, the majority of wars currently going on would end, the world would be much more stable.
Besides, even '''''''''''''moderate''''''''''' Muslims condone an oppressive society, and believe Sharia law to be the best concievable legal system, not to mention encouraging the men of the faith to be like the prophet Muhammad, who was a war monger, rapist, and paedophile.
We certainly shouldn't be letting those people into civilized countries which have evolved past such savage and oppressive systems and ideologies.
>>51473568
saw a girl on the way home for uni few days ago, top qt and I chickened out on saying hi to her, finally saw her again today and both didn't have the time to say hi and was too scared to again.
next time
>>51473796
have you considered shaving it
good tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qpUboB7AKU
>>51473728
not my choice, that's what everyone calls it
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
>when you ask a question in group chat and everyone sees it but doesn't bother to answer
>>51473785
what a qt
shamed she has been defiled by goatfuckers
>>51473692
gonna get my dad a game of scrabble and probably something cool like a shaver or somet
brother ill get like some funky as fuck food and box-set or somet
brother's gf like a sword or somet
dad's gf probably some chocolate i guess
lads
thinking joining my uni's casual rugby team
thoughts? x haha
>>51473845
take a hint lad
>>51473821
what is a good technique for shaving bum
very ineffective method ive got right now tbqh
>>51473836
>everyone
yanks
>>51473692
Might grab Fallout 4 for my wife's son, I'm looking after him alone for Christmas because she's on a business trip with her boss and should will occupy him
Imagine if everyone in this thread (53 posters) all came into a bowl.
So 53 individual loads, all together in a bowl.
Would you drink the contents of the bowl for £10,000?
>>51473821
fuck no
>>51473576
Don't live on a farm any more. Also, don't know if you know, but ducks will fuck up any outdoor land they inhabit. Any grassy areas they will just stamp on until it is thick sloshy mud. They would fuck up your entire garden if you had them in a garden.
bit gayer than usual tonight
>>51473901
Yes would do it for £100
GIANT
YORK
DUCK
MASCOT
>>51473901
without a doubt yes
@51473899
>posting c*ckbait
>>51473426
>and desu I think those countries are ok,
Lel
Those countries are barely muslims. In Kazakhstan I know they drink and smoke a lot and shit.
That's the reason they're ok muslims
