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ovoxo edition
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First for poo peeland
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Oxo cubes lads
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What does ovoxo mean
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>>51449023
october's very own xo
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>>51448961
did you watch the ketamine part?

you could feel his anxiety
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>>51449021
what is this
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>>51449040
I watched the whole thing

I wish I hadn't, that's 9 minutes I'll never get back
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>>51449061
>>>/out/
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>>51449028
no I agree
I like order and self discipline
maybe its autism
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>>51449073
idk maybe you haven't done enough drugs to relate
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very nice place
wish I could live here

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3270682/The-jungle-Arabia-Incredible-pictures-Oman-s-pop-forest-DESERT-blooms-three-months-year.html
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>>51449061
They're like flavour blocks for when you're cooking.

i.e beef flavour for shepherds pie
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>>51449033
Ovo is drake xo is weeknd
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Maisie
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>>51449061
for lazy people who are shit cooks
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>>51449115
literally bouillon
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>>51449112
>haven't done enough drugs to relate
lol
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I have yet to find a gf, ill hook up at parties and shit like that, but never ever actually had a real relationship

Are my standards to high or what? Starting to loose hope
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We Know...
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>>51449173
m8 you're probably just insufferable to be with over a long period
literally anyone can fuck drunk skanks
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>>51449179
but I cleared my internet history
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>>51449145
i feel him on so many levels
https://youtu.be/wmg-sYnMIrA?t=5m8s
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>>51449173
i've never had a gf

my parents think i'm gay and retarded but i don't give a fuck
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>>51449115
>flavour blocks
Its a stock cube you fucking yank
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>>51449195
>tfw you're right
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i spend hours on /lgbt/ pretending to be a tranny arguing with other trannies

am i autistic?
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>>51449225
I don't know if he knows that or not though, I was translating.
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>>51449206
DUDE
WEED

fuck off mate
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>>51449206
dude do u do drugs?!?!
woah
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>>51449269
>gets mad that he doesn't understand the video

lmao
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call me on my cellphone
late night when you need my love

i know when that hotline bling
that can only mean one thing
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you got me touchin on your body
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>>51449206
kek
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>>51449263
they're all pretending too you know
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>>51449040
Just watched it

The ket part was amazing
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jumpman jumpman i don't need no introduction
jumpman jumpman metro boomin on production wow
hundred cousins out in memphis they so country wow
tell her stay the night valet your car come fuck me now
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>>51449436
There is a recording studio in my city thst drake goes to sometimes

Theres a gym in that plaza and he goes there sometimes, friend saw him leaving the gym
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>>51449282
>lmao you only dont like it because you dont take drugs
>dude watch this video see how he's on drugs! HAHA remember that time we took drugs!? LMAO

I've taken all the drugs referenced in the videos, it's still mind numbingly boring to watch

are you like fucking 16 years old or something?

DUDE
DRUGS
LMAO
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>>51449326
>call me on my cellphone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm6mmzthFq0
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Think I might go back to bed
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>>51449482
>I've taken all the drugs referenced in the videos

sure kid
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got bored of the sims 3 so i'm pirating the sims 4 right now
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>the "science" of criminology
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>>51449585
its just the same but worse
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>>51449540
boring
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I think i will get up and have breakfast now,!
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>>51448982
fUCK OFF YOU YNAK TWAT!!!!!
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>>51449598
still, i fancy having a look

the clothes options look better at least. 3 had literally no good clothes even with most of the expansions like i have
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>criminology
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midnight:30 here

not sure what to do with myself
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>>51449556
DUDE
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gay guy who kept sexually assaulting me like a year ago the last time i spoke to him just texted me

might shag 2bh
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I've been awake for quite the while
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>51449635
>I've taken all the drugs referenced in the videos
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>>51449634
mate it's 20 to 7 in the morning and im just going to bed
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>>51449649
>who kept sexually assaulting me
?
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>>51449529
>doesn't even show the phone working
>sketchy sound effects
>actual smoke coming out of the pocket just as the camera cuts

You have to be a serious moron to actually believe that video
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>>51449649
he has cooties

dont do it
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>>51449677
grabbing my arse, grinding against me etc.
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>>51449679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-xPHopebiE
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>>51449702
in what environment
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got a ps4 today and playing it for the first time

starwars is pretty good
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>>51449710
everywhere i happened to go with him

he was my mates mate, never treated him like that though
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Not sure why I am still awake desu
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girl i'm just another bird~~
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posting a song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI9IJpR-jzA
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>>51449671
my sleeping pattern is fucked

I went for a 'nap' at 8pm, woke up at half 4 and will probably go back to sleep now for another 6 hours

Not sure what's wrong with me haha
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>>51449809
i woke up at 6pm

im like a owl
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>>51449802
kill yourself

>>51449809
haha you mean 18:00
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decided to give up attempting to sleep

got my laptop out now
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>>51449809
i've had about an hour and a half of sleep and i don't even feel tired at the moment

think i slept from 2-3:30
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welp that kek isnt going to wage itsef
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slightly dead
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>>51450037
very dead
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>>51450052
rip
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gonna play a shooting game pew pew pew pew kaboom!
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vivacious
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vesuvius
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Morning lads haha #madman
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>7am
what am i doing
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>>51450072
good boy
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me rn
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>>51450129
hahahah looool
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post love songs lads
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why do normies ruin everything lads? why do they have to be such simple-mined plebs?
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Morning lads
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Alright gonna make it this year lads
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just heard a loud bang outside my house

think a car accident happened
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what do you think it's like to be a girl and get fucked in the pussy by a huge cock lads?
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>>51450210
shut up poostralia
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>>51450306
Ask your mum haha
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>>51450301
probably just someone getting shot
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>>51450284
this reeks of patriarchy
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>>51450313
i know for a fact that my dad's willy isn't that big, i've seen it
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>>51450284
What a scam, no gf in 3 minutes
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>>51450274
hi
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>>51450337
Your dads only one of many who has explored the deep dried up crevices known as your mums cunt
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>>51450335
literally no crime here desu

pristine white utopia

the only problem is im ignorant and naive as fuck

put me into a dangerous situation and id just shit myself like the beta fag i am
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Interview question:

>Tell me something about yourself

What in the fuck do you say to that?
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>>51450417
just say you got a yellow belt in taekwondo when you were a kid or something like that
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>>51450417
go for government jobs, they only ask relevant questions based on the core competencies
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>>51450417
i like cheese :P
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>>51450417
I'm looking for a job
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>>51450417

>I listen to korean popular music while posting regularly at a viennese consortium
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If only everyone could see this and understand it.

When she stares at your mouth
kiss her
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she steals your favorite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she loves you
She really does more than you can understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
Bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
Keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
Dont look away until she does
When she says it's over
She still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin
She wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you.

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Treat her like she's all that matters to you
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes

-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
-Let her know she's important.

- Don't talk about other girls around her
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Whose ass am I kicking baby?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you
Kiss you
Love you
Text you
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too selfish to have kids lads
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*fucks up some commas*
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>>51450553
Bizarro Rasheed
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>>51450553
i just know i'd be a shit father
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NICE ONE BRUVAAA
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>>51450615
maybe you'd make a good mom :)
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someone call me a good lad please
please
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>>51450704
you're a good lad, dudebro
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hhaaha
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>shitty lifestyle
>eat crap
>don't exercise
>used hard drugs on and off for years
>mental health is a public danger
>somehow still alive
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>>51450789
anime
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Just tried on some jeans from 5 years ago and they fit me


thought i'd put on a lot of weight, guess i lost a lot too
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>>51450816
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Pretty fond of korean water scroll readings lads
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>>51450919
you think that makes you special?
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>>51450910
good post
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unfulfilling job
pointless life
just beeeeeeeeeeeee urself
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>have to draft answers for fourteen interview questions in the next 17 minutes

For fucks sake. My biggest weakness is obviously leaving things until the last moment. No positive spin on that eh lads?
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>>51450985
procrastination makes the heart grow fonder
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Can some Brit please translate this for me? His accent is so thick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwW_rgzbJ14
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>>51451053
Sounds fine to me eh
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>>51451053
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09rdP6TltN1
no problem!
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chest's starting to hurt when i cough lads
getting a bit worried haha
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>>51450975
Fuck off yank
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>I got bitches askin’ me about the code for the Wi-Fi
>So they can talk about they Timeline
>And show me pictures of they friends
>Just to tell me they ain’t really friends
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>>51451127
choon
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>>51451127
Fuck off yank
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>>51451102
you sound more american than me
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>>51451120
yoou need to cough harder la
I reckon
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What does it mean if [spoiler]_[/spoiler]he says 'is it okay if I want to bring a couple friends'?
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>>51451147
u mad bruh
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kill an mc
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>>51451149
>ulster
>american
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>>51451149
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rws35H6noo
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>>51451149
Then why do so many yanks have trouble understand me? Are they just really, really dumb?
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The willy is on the loose
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>>51451281
let's see it then
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yeah lads alri wassup
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cant get this song out of my head

it kept me up all night

https://youtu.be/DsmbF_TC1PM?t=46

i love the arse clap when he goes "boom"
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>>51451376
da fuckin aliens came and made us smart and now they sit back and laugh at us while hiding beyond the black rainbow
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Haven't showered in 4 days xx
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ooo rock me amadeus
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doing a wash.
please feel free to ask me anything about the procedure
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>>51451447
what are you washing
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>this lad comes up to you
>"CONVERT TO ISLAM OR DIE!"

What do?
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>>51451480
Do you know where you are you paki cunt? you're for it lad when I find out where you live
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>>51451460
my entire body
ive propped up my laptop outside the shower to provide to-the-minute updates
starting with a nice refreshing hair soak
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>>51451480
*unsheathes katana*

back up, slowly
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>>51451514
send picks then
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>>51451514
how do you wash your armpits? i find that mine still smell unless i spend a good 5 minutes spraying them with the water on the highest pressure i can get it
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>>51451480
whip out my glorious white dick and laugh while they stare in awe
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still haven't slept
i'm probably gonna fall asleep just before i have to go into uni haha
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>>51451534
pics*
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>>51451536
do you shave your aempits? mine are always smeel if not shaved well
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>>51451553
>russian yankboo

disgusting
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gonna go pillage the fridge desu lads haha
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>>51451553
why is gucci mane keeping you from looking for a job lad?

>>51451563
i trim them occasionally
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might get out of bed and make myself egg on toast
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>>51451536
not much of a problem when you shave them but i suppose scrubbing the fuckers out rigorously pre/post soaping would be beneficial
being less than 30 stone would probably help
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>>51451579
scrabbled I hope
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>>51451586
>30 stone
>420 pounds
dank post
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>>51451599
bit short lad x
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>>51451600
don't have that board game
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WORLDSTAR
WORLDSTAR
WORLDSTAR
WORLDSTAR
WORLDSTAR
WORLDSTAR
WORLDSTAR
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>>51451622
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>51451600
my nigga
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>>51451612
i am 6ft 4
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>british people like to watch the BBC in their spare time

you LITERALLY can't make this shit up
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>>51451618
>>51451630
kek

>me in charge of not being dislexic
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_East_Asia_Co-Prosperity_Sphere#The_Land_Disposal_Plan
>All of Australia including Tasmania. Australia and New Zealand were to accommodate up to two million Japanese settlers.[43] However, there are indications that the Japanese were also looking for a separate peace with Australia, and a satellite rather than colony status similar to that of Burma and the Philippines.[43]
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>51451656
what book's this from famalam
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>>51451665
It's Ben Garrison's book of memes
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>>51451578
>why is gucci mane keeping you from looking for a job lad?
gucci is a baller. every time im thinking about getting a job i realize i will never be such sick as he is, coz any job sucks except drug dealing
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>>51451687
free guwop ;_;7
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>co-worker put a plate of biscuits in the room, nobody is eating them.
alri.. guess it's up to me then.
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morning lads. morning nonce.
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>>51451671
Based pakibro
>>
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>>51451706
what, are you going to use them to trick children into your van?
>>
Try to imagine what it would be like to go to sleep and never wake up? Think about that, children think about it, its one of the great wonders of life. What would it be like to go to sleep and never wake up? And if you think long enough about that, something will happen to you. You'll find out, among other things, that it will pose the next question to you. What was it like to wake up after having never gone to sleep? That was when you were born. You see, You cant have a experience of nothing, nature abhors a vacuum. So after your dead the only thing that can happen is the same experience, or the same sort of experience, as when you were born.
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Morning lads. Morning yanks
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>>51451721
It's just biscuits, I don't think I could blag a van as well.
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might do fried bread
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>>51451733
am i a lad?
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>that smell of your ballsack when you haven't showered in 2 days
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>>51451480
Call him rasheed
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>>51451719
gnawledge
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>>51451750
No your are not

Hence why I said morning separately

Stupid yank
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>>51451719
murr nawlidge
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>>51451791
o-oh
okay
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>>51451770

How do you smell it? Can you autofellate?
>>
>>51451801
But those belong to a man, why would you have that?
>>
Why can't yanks fuck off to /cum/? No one else wants you here. You are the literal pakis of 4chan.
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>>51451816
>No one else wants you here

how dare you speak for me
>>
How many biscuits can you eat before you look like a greedy cunt?
>>
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA
>>
>>51451844
One
>>
gone and found a new waifu lads

https://www.youtube.com/user/Robloxobbystar/videos
>>
>>51451844
3 2bh

what kind of biscuits? x
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>>51451852
He wasn't alone
>>
>>51451835
Enjoying your visa deontay?
>>
>>51451855
She is pretty gorgeous

heres mine

https://www.youtube.com/user/joburgess/videos
>>
>>51451770
i enjoy smelling bad

it keeps the normies at bay (reee)
>>
>>51451876
yes, i am loving it
>>
>>51451878
sorry mate didn't ask lol ...

[Anonymous is now ignoring you]

wow i cannot believe that fucking loser messaged me
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>>51451874
Uh, you don't get to bring friends
>>
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>>51451656
"Rampant on the chans"
Good lads
>>
>>51451911
They are not my friends
>>
>>51451777
Best post
>>
>>51451891
fuck me are you on /o/ too? I got told "i didnt ask you" when I wrote a blogpost about swapping my bike for a car
>>
>>51451921
Don't worry no charge for them
>>
haha lads i wonder if he's still replying to me since i specifically told him that i am I_G_N_O_R_I_N_G him ahahaha
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>>51451854
fug, I'm in too deep.
>>51451859
dunno.. these kind
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When I find myself in times of FREEDOM
Mr. Stalin comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom let it bleed
And in my hour of darkness
He is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom let it bleed

Let it bleed, let it bleed
Let it bleed, let it bleed
Whisper words of wisdom let it bleed

And when the democratic people
Living in the world agree
There will be an answer let it bleed
For though they may be parted
There is still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer let it bleed

Let it bleed, let it bleed
Let it bleed, let it bleed
Yeah there will be an answer let it bleed
>>
keep getting these weird painful spasms after I cough lads
it sounds like I have really bad hiccups or something
>>
>>51451946
>biscuits

those are clearly cookies
>>
>>51451971
why the fuck u came here fucking shit
>>
>>51451939
And why would I want them?
>>
>>51452002
They were trying to grab your prize
>>
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>>51451946
Only way out now is to keep eating.
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*drops that kitty down low*
>>
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>>51452014
Bane?
>>
>>51451553
I don't understand the fourth picture t b h
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>>51451988
Because
>>
Hello brits.
Why your language is so simple?
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>>51451946
DICKBICKIES!
>>
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>>51452065
cause it's shitty
>>
>didn't take a shower for a week
>touching my balls and dick
>sniffing palm
>>
remember: no russian
>>
>>51452059
you ruined it
are you happy?
>>
yanks?

nah not a fan
>>
morning lads
>>
hello my frisky felines ha ha he he he he :^))))
>>
>>51451987
no
>>51452022
maybe
>>51452070
yes
>>
>>51452113
im a fan of u <3
>>
>>51452113
good lad
>>
>>51452102
you ruined it by not posting the full line

i aint gonna commit if you're gonna start doing it half heartedly

s m h
>>
>think up bang tidy posts all day while I'm at work
>get home and can't think of any
>end up with this: >>51452141
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reminder to break all your problems down into bridges and cross them
>>
really liking the edits
>>
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>Need to go to the shops
>Say Saturday that I will go Sunday because it's too cold
>Say Sunday that I will go before work on Monday (work at 2pm) because it's too cold
>It's still cold
>>
>>51452213
bridge
>>
>>51452183
>crossing a broken bridge
oh ho ho I shall not be tricked so easily
>>
https://youtu.be/hD52S1K5yDk

wew lads
>>
proud /brit/ moments
>>
>>51452213
have you tried under armor senpai

it's pretty cozy
>>
>>51452232
you didn't break it down properly then
>>
>>51452225
over
>>
>>51452238
>>
>>51452253
the
>>
>>51452283
river
>>
lmao i dont belong here
>>
>>51452289
kwai
>>
coughed so hard I felt my uvula hitting the roof of my mouth wahey
>>
>>51452269
jog
>>
>>51452305
who are you
>>
>>51452150
it's not an exchange, it's a recital

two things you could have done and you chose the wrong one, shaking my face
>>
>>51452225
>>51452253
>>51452283
>>51452289
>>51452299
excellent job lads
>>
mend this bridge you home county harse bandit
*dropkicks you right in the nose*
>>
*raindrops fall on your head*
>>
>>51452319
jog or else
>>
>>51452325
quite proud of us ngl
>>
>>51452322
a recital usually includes the full lines famalam

you dun goofed

nodding my head
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>>51452335
with this I can fix any bridge
>>
>>51452345
oh wait its not rain its me pissing on you lmfao
>>
hey i'm new here

got any tips? i'm kinda nervous for my first day
>>
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>>51452325
>>
>>51452376
Register a username quick before all the good ones are taken
>>
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>Suddenly remember I have most of December booked off as holiday from work.
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>>51452428
this
>>
Bloody raining desu
>>
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i want a qt british gf
>>
>>51449009
>poo peeland second yet again
>>
>>51452478
me too

working 8 days

lmao
>>
>my department at uni is having some sort of christmas party in a few weeks
>might be mandatory
Kill me
>>
>>51452484
me too ;_;
>>
crossing my bridge lads

see you on the other side x
>>
did a -fantastic- post lads. i draw your eyes to >>51452535
>>
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>>51452546
glorious
>>
is britfa.gs a shit imageboard?
>>
>>51452484
>qt
>british
pick one and only one
>>
Have you ever noticed that Islam and salami are almost the same word?
>>
>>51452578
They need to ban JFs again
>>
>>51452579
i refuse to believe there are no cute british girls
>>51452606
yes, also funny because pakis have purple sausage dicks
>>
>>51452578
I don't post there so yes
>>
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>>51452606
>>
My sex drive has dropped. Like a sack of wet shit.

I've been fapping like crazy, sometimes 3 times a day for months.
Now it's been 4 days without punching the clown and I just don't feel like it any more.

Am I dying?
>>
>>51452642
what does that expression mean??
>>
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>>51452649
>punching the clown
>>
dunno what to post about
>>
So jez is gay?
>>
>>51452674
ah i got something

i know this white guy from london, who speaks like he is black, all the photos on his facebook are him with gully looking black people. except to me he seems like a good little middle class boy.

London is really fucking strange ay.
>>
>>51452649
This really seems like the sort of thing you should be telling a doctor or a therapist of some sort.
>>
Hi I am Russian girl living in UK I am enjoy my time here but I can't find boyfriend , too many cherniy and Muslim man talk to me((((
>>
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post CUTE british girls
>>
mean girls is unironcally a really good film actually thinking about it

gonna download it and watch it later I reckon
>>
haha i always forget how small the UK is haha
>>
>>51452733
LONDON
>>
>>51452695
No he just likes pakis
>>
>>51452733
london
>>
>>51452748
Good lad, Clueless is also good.
>>
>>51452749
impressive how such a little place has accomplished so much init
>>
Yes I live in London))
>>
>>51452749
>Cornwall overlaps with my state
Is it a sign?
>>
The only reason Farage and Hitchens are against bombing ISIS is that it's not on their terms 2bh
>>
>>51452791
So impressive you had to leave it
>>
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gf just sent me this
>>
>>51452851
Absolutely SHIT speaker placement
>>
>tfw you'll never live in the UK
>>
got a sleep scheduled for the next few hours
feel free to join me x
>>
>>51452887
I only care about the leg placement while I'm banging her
>>
>An activist organisation which has Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn as patron has had its accounts closed down over fears that it may be inadvertently funding terrorism.

>Palestine Solidarity Campaign (PSC), whose patrons also include the Oscar winning actress Julie Christie and the playwright Caryl Churchill, was told by the Co-operative Bank that “risk-appetite” was the reason for closing its account.

J
I
H
A
D
I

J
E
Z
>>
>>51452830
Nothing wrong with that. A lot of Brits left the UK to create the empire in the first place m8.
>>
>>51452920
I bet you listen to 96kbps utube rips too you fucking pleb
>>
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Terrible
>>
>>51452966
96kbps?
on australian internet?

oh i am laffin
>>
name 1 successful person who has had blonde hair
>>
>>51452953
Is that what you're doing in Thailand? Because I often like to think of British gentlemen in SEA as just being massive degenerates.
>>
>>51453003
Bo Jo
>>
>Need to wash clothes before work
>Clearly put clothes on floor outside of washer to say "I'm next"
>Normie cunt room mate puts his shit in for an hour
>>
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>>51453003
>>
>>51453003
me
russell howard
daniel craig
>>
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>>51453003
Digger
>>
>>51452953
>thainonce actually comparing himself to people that left England to expand, explore and build an empire

yeah nah
>>
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>>51453027
Mentioned
>>
>>51452649
mojo is periodic, your brain has to let you rest every now and again
think of it as 'off season'
>>
>>51453019
I often like to think of British gentlemen in sea as swimming
>>
>>51452674
Bridges
>>
>>51452953
And some leave to become a nonce in Thailand who slacks at work and is a pedo
>>
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thailad?
>>
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>>51453055
Don't act like you don't know exactly what I mean when I say SEA.
>>
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Here we go..

Everyone who's mad, take a number.
>>
Thainonce on pooicide watch
>>
>>51453104
I will take these two of the same number
Good night
>>
>>51453101
Big blue wobbly wet thing innit
>>
climbed about 100 (one hundred) chess ranks over the last couple of days

m o v e m e n t s
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D94w2srPquQ
>>
>>
>>51453153
>>51453153
>>51453153
>>
The best gimmicks are the ones posted every few minutes
>>
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>>51453138
>>
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>EU membership backed by 70% of UK university students, survey finds

Fucking know nothing arrogant students
>>
>>51453077
haha yfs
>>
Janny dleted my thread ;_;
>>
>>51453225
how much did he charge for this service?
>>
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>"Race is a social construct"
>>
>>51453259
says so on wikipedia though
>>
>>51453240
I don't know I am ignorant of the salary of being a professional janitor on a chinese edge a sketch board
>>
>>51453151
>Rashid coleman
>A
>S
>H
>E
>E
>D
>>
>>51453289
As am I. I'm certain he must receive some monetary income in exchange for his efforts however.
>>
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>>51453272
Haplogroup
>>
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>>51453272
>Wikipedia
>>
>>51453352
wat
>>
>>51453151
Why does he defend multiculturalism when just about every leader has admitted it has failed miserably?
>>
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Unironically fancy with ugly old paki slag
>>
>>51453387
what is multiculturalism?
>>
>>51453415
Pakis
>>
just foofed a bit desu lol
>>
>>51453387
>Why does a kek do kek things
>>
>>51453448
no but what is a policy of multiculturalism?
there is no such thing? what is the oppstie of multiculturalism? imposing culture of people?

what?
>>
made it through the night lads
>>
>>51453469
The policy is downplaying the native culture and telling new approvals to keep their own culture and old identity rather than assimilating into the nation properly.
>>
>>51453518
lucky
>>
He's here
>>
just had a poo in the library toilet la's
>>
>>51453534
>>51453534
>The policy is downplaying the native culture
doubt the parliament ever made a decision to do this.

>telling new arrivals
you can tell them what you like, we're a free country they're free to have whatever culture they like, provided they abide by the laws of the land. If they don't they should go to jail.

Not rocket science really.
>>
>"Hey Owen Jones what do you think about secular democracy?"

>"Nah not a fan"
>>
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>>51453594
>we're a free country
>>
>>51453664
>>
>>51453709
>>51453709
>>51453709
>>51453709
WARNING
new lads
get cheeky haha!
>>
My neighbours cooking bread and it smells delicious

I've got heaps of bread mix leftover from when my bread maker died years ago

Debating whether to go give it all to them in the hope they may give me some bread in return, waddya reckon?
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