sauga city edition
/aus/
/ausnz/
>shit edition
>yank op
>early
suck my doodle
good night, my lovelies x
>>51445709
mediocre lad
She says her love for me could never die
That'd change if she ever found out about you and I
>>51445725
>>early
fuck off
>>51445725
>early
janny literally doesn't care anymore, he's too busy waging war on the kshitters
i hope a meteorite falls out of the sky and hits me in the head
DUDE
>>51445798
are u from mississauga
i hope i get struck by lightning but survive but then like a month later get struck again and die
>>51445683
>it's a literally who negro edition
>>51445837
ok
>>51445850
mean post
Tried Guinness, thought it was too watery 2bh.
why do yanks always post niggers? are these yanks niggers themselves or what?
whats the best aussie band
>>51445901
Midnight oil
>>51445901
tame impala
>>51445903
don't think i've seen pnd on /mu/
>>51445900
it's usually me 2bf
>>51445923
their stuff is chill af
>>51445683
based thread
10 minutes until I can go home
>>51445740
do you think muslims would cheer the fuck up if they were allowed to drink beer and hang out with dogs??
part of what makes western civilization so great is that we love beer and dogs ... yet muslims hate both of those things
what the fuck is wrong with them miserable ragheads? seriously
>>51445996
based
>>51445935
are you a nigger then? you can tell me, i promise i won't call you a coon
>>51446003
They can smoke weed I think
Tbh they used to be allowed to drink and Muhammad only said they should not get wasted in mosque/not be an alcoholic
As for dogs he just said he preferred cats
>>51446035
i'm white
Posting every day until he becomes the Lineal heavyweight champ.
contemplating a swallow
having a salty sandwich
put too much salt on it hahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCekWXCO6Uc
>>51445901
this
>>51446058
considering a think
>>51446113
never respond to me again
Just been having this really mental dream which was really closely linked with my conscious state but not quite
Like I know I needed to piss irl in my mind but in my dream I must have got out of my bed, pissed, and then went on a mental adventure at least 4 times before I realised I was gonna piss myself irl soon
And now I feel wide awake and can't sleep even though I've had about an hours sleep
don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT0gRc2c2wQ
posting a tune
>>51446122
but isn't thinking part of considering??? so you're thinking of doing a think but you're already doing a think?!?!
*head asplode*
Fantastic song lads loving it
>>51446120
good post
https://soundcloud.com/ovo6ound/partynextdoor-no-feelings-ft-travis-cott-explicit
>>51446122
i literally try to do this sometimes desu, i think about thinking about something haha
>>51446143
Canada mentioned
>>51446089
he is
Thinking of sporting a paedo 'stashe
yay or nay?
just had a DP (delightful poo) lads
Self-reflecting right now 2bh lads
>>51446130
if you use this trip: #W37vzHG5 I will know who you are, then I can filter you or just not reply to you..
How's that sound?
>>51446169
what part of canada are you from?
>>51446207
you just did it again you complete and utter nonce
>>51446176
he needs WBC
>>51446202
twin peaks is very comfy but also uncomfy to watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtfjzmYZvTw
>tfw born too early for robot gfs
>>51446202
Great score. 'Audrey's dance' and 'dance of the dream man' are the best tracks imo
doing one of my signature thinks
>>51446233
but it's for the benefit of the future. I'm trying to help you not get upset here.
>>51446237
no he doesnt, wlad was lineal champ
lineal =! undisputed
>>51446218
The 6ix
there ain't no motive for this crime
jenny was a friend of mine
Alri
>want to watch a foreign film
>it's subtitled
>can't read it and shitpost simultaneously
>>51446295
Alri
>>51446094
>>51446122
>>51446266
wish you'd stop nicking my gimmicks 2bh
Doing a being upset because no one replied to my post
Drinking a frozen coke ama
what's an essential /brit/ movie i should watch
>>51446324
don't grow a mustache
>>51446218
Halifax
Literally been at this bar before just a few weeks ago haha proper mental innit
>>51446332
trainspotting
>>51446330
d'ya get it from maccas did ya?
aw didgya?
>>51446330
you mentalist i had one of those like an hour ago!
>>51445683
I want my flatmate to fuck my ass
my hair looks proper sexy
>>51446330
you have a nice wrist
>>51446330
We don't have those
Will you buy me one?
>>51446358
Nah lad from the servo lmao
>>51446364
*is your flatmate*
:x
>>51446377
*looks at wrist*
>>51446346
my sister hugged nigella lawson once
if my hair had a fanny id fuck it right up the bum
>keep thinking of buying a tablet
>realise I have no use for one
>stop thinking about it
>...
>thinking of getting a tablet
am I a victim of advertisements and social consumer phenomenon?
>>51446361
Sort >>51446379 out ta
>>51446377
Yeah it'll look good in your fucking throat???
>>51446387
What?
>>51446346
wtf bubbles looks weird
DO NOT give me any (You)s on this post
No this isn't some reverse psychology trick to get (You)s
ABSOLUTELY NO (You)S ARE TO BE GIVEN TO THIS POST UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
glad im white desu
>>51446418
Looks completely different without the glasses and constant fucked up facial expression
@51446427
why not?
>>51446379
>We don't have those
get your shit together familia
>>51446427
Want to fuck me aus boy?
>>51446446
yes but only if you're a girl i'm not gay lad
id marry my hair, cheat on it with a cute brunette with a big bosom and then give it all up to be back with my hair if such circumstances arose
>>51446407
Buying a tablet this week as a Christmas gift. Going to fuck around with it to decide if it will get old fast since i'm going to preload it with movies, music and e-books for the person anyway.
>>51446458
What if I'm really feminine?
>>51446407
Yes, tablets are pretty useless desu
daily reminder that men are just as much victims of rape culture as women
society tells men that they're not real men unless they have sex with lots of women and that's proper fucked like
>>51446440
Yeah, I wouldn't of known it was him if he wasn't standing next to Julian & Ricky.
Is there actually a new season on swearnet yet?
>>51446494
I already have a tablet anyway, that's the weird thing.
An oldschool tablet with a proper digitizer pen.
I use it for watching films and shitposting in bed.
>>51446539
>ra2
good lad
>>51446507
Dunno, only seen the movie tbqh
Haven't watched TPB proper in a while either, like since before season 8 came out
>>51446574
wew lad, do you even leaf?
The new seasons are great, you need to watch them.
*imagines the nonce replying to me*
*imagines myself decking the cunt*
good daydream lads
My life is weird right now. Not sure if I'm happy or not
>>51446665
>decking the cunt
fuck off bruce
can't get these headphones to fit properly lads
anyone else like chewing their facial hair?
how do i make animated screensavers
>>51446818
Windows screensavers are literally just renamed .exes
>>51446818
how do you make animations?
>>51446720
me too desu
strange times desu
didn't think my life would go this way
not unhappy though
....
nigor
>>51446788
>hair comes from inside your face
>you are chewing the inside of your face
testing 1 2 3
this thread is utter garbage.
doing a depression hahaha! wahey!
just fuckin went out and twatted some dickead
>>51447015
read that in an aussie accent
addicted to gay porn but im not gay
Fucks sake lads I've slept for 2 hours and now I can't go back to sleep
>dropping hobbies for a girl or friends
fucking egoless meltmen subhumans
got an obsession with beatmania IIDX system BGMs
nate.........mate
Hello
Hi
>>51447113
that's how it starts...
I was deep into femdom, then I started watching forced-bi videos. Then nothing I watched had women in it any more.
I'm not gay though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrEP3RPgEao
Help
can feel a poo comin on
award for most autistic general goes to......
waheyy
Please
posting a quality post
post timer ends in t 40 seconds
all the aussies in the house say HEY-YO
this is the worst general on 4chan, hang yourselves
BOOM
CLAP
ALLAHU AKBAAR
Lads
>>51447315
rommel
Qow, Materys. Ive just streq
>>51447386
all me
>watching porn
>wearing kinky outfits
>they take them off 10 seconds in
WHY?!
annexing manchuria in vicky 2 lads
Singing of a famous street
>>51447452
you might call me the "manchurian candidate'" haha
>>51447406
i don't give a fuck about your reputation
im the star from the top like christmas decorations
and me merking you right now? that's my estimation
dedication plus patience equals elevation, get your voice onany station, why you waiting?
why waste time debating fucking around not raving
late night time im in the
studio slaving
8 nights a week too many days in
that's when you see me with a beard fuck shaving
>>51447448
>porn with clothes on
>>51447500
my kinks are 90% objects
feels good to be able to get off to youtube videos
drank so long for a year didn't cough
itchy nose lads
>>51447500
Love it when the woman is getting fucked with a skirt on, insta-boner
>>51447448
you know what i really hate? lingerie porn that isn't subtle about the lingerie, like when the guy rubs his dick on the lingerie for some reason
same goes for foot fetish porn
>>51446379
You aren't missing out on much. That is unless you enjoy guzzling ice and syrup.
>>51445683
>tfw i'm from Mississauga
how do you people know we exist
Makes me feel fucking sad as fuck I'll never be a RAF pilot.
>>51447604
>one of those tight long-skirts in a slutty business suit
>guy gets called in by his female boss then fucks her silly on the desk with her right skirt rolled up her thighs
>>51447625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2d7g1yCbeY
>>51447631
You just made an anon get hard
>>51447625
Historians believe that mississauga is a native indian word meaning "city built around a mall". First settled by mayor Hazel in the early 1800s and later by immigrants from around the world (mostly brown ones).
Cultural waste land, considered the armpit of Toronto (brampton being the crotch) Where huge houses and used imported luxury cars define who you are.
Mississauga is also home to spoiled wannabe gangster kids, and young losers in there 20s who still live at home but have enough money to customize shitty honda civics.
Home to iconic landmarks such as square one mall, where you can find the biggest concentration of brown people at the walmart!
>>51445683
>nigger music
fuck off jamal
>>51447630
wanted to be a fighter pilot when i was a kid
but i'm half blind and too retarded
I want an Iranian gf than fucks my anglo bum with a strapon until my arsehole rips and I bleed to death.
>>51447696
You live in the country that's easiest to become a pilot in.
>>51447441
insightful post
>2 days off next week
>>51447719
yea
>>51447719
not if you have bad vision
iirc they don't want tall people either
>>51447701
najis
>>51447701
was with you until ripping arseholes
>>51447719
the USA is pretty selective
>>51447630
why not?
>>51447745
that counts me out then
sometimes its hard being 5' 10" sigh...
>>51447745
I mean I imagine that applies anywhere. The US has two largest airforces in the world (USAF and US Navy Naval Wing). I imagine the Marines Air Corps (if that's separate from the USN Naval Wing) is also up there.
>>51447701
Suicide by strapon wouldn't be so common in the UK if we had guns.
I bet flying a fighter jet at insane speeds is a goat feeling.
staying up all night isnt good for my depression to be frankly honest
>>51447780
we also have a large population and a lot of funding going into the military, i havent looked it up at all but us having a big airforce doesn't necessarily mean that our restrictions on being a pilot are loose.
>you realise the places from the bible stories are real
>you look at them on google maps and they're all ugly shitholes
>>51447780
yeah, but we have a giant population (and enough money/infrastructure to pay for pilots, unlike china and russia)
IM IN HEARTLAND MISSISSAUGA
how the fuck do you guys know/care about us
>>51447806
used to be nicer I imagine
wicky wicky wicky wicky FUCK DA PO-LEECE
>>51447822
music
>>51447806
I wonder where the garden of Eden was supposed to of been.
>>51447655
Dude lived in my old neighborhood, govt apartments
>>51447842
Eden wasn't supposed to have been literal desu
#51447842
>of been
>>51447847
interesting
did you know him or something
Wow, if you take a picture of a tranny and draw a beard on them they get REALLY pissed off.
>>51447822
meet me at the timmies/wendys on Britannia right now faggot
>tfw manager went to high school with le weeknd and gets invited to his parties when hes in Toronto
>>51447866
Yeah .. but yeah.. still.
I googled it and some speculate Iraq for some reason any how.
>>51447874
fuck..
yeah mate haha,,,,,,,,, yeah mate lmao......yeah mate wooooooooooooo haha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yeah man
>>51447842
England before the Romans ruined everything
>>51447907
Come to the park on mavis n matheson and pls be a girl
>>51447822
because I've been there plenty of times Pajeet
>>51447842
Arabia maybe?
pic related is a region in Oman called Green Mountain
>>51447894
Nope just that area is fucked and filled with cocaine niggers. That area, and the high school he went to is beyond fucked up. Kids there do heroine
>>51447932
>the good old days before those bloody immigrants.
>>51447937
Although the Garden of Eden is considered to be mythological by most scholars,here is some popular speculation about its possible former location: for example, at the head of the Persian Gulf, in southern Mesopotamia (now Iraq) where the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers run into the sea,in Iranian Azerbaijan, in the vicinity of Tabriz, and in the Armenian Highlands or Armenian Plateau.
>>51447842
Syria or Iraq
Did a wank
>>51447962
Or sri lanka
>tfw half anglo half tamil master race
Lads, is Switzerland literally a neutral milk hotel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATF1TvEXmss
classic tune lads
>>51447955
i had a steam friend like 6-7 years ago that claimed he was a highschooler in miami and was addicted to morphine
really strange
do i suck willy? nah mate, dont be silly!
Had nandos today
>>51447977
yeah cause sri lanka is anywhere near the Tigris and Euphrates, thuvishan my son
Think the drugs are messing with my brain
>>51447957
not sure about Mesopotamia, the rivers were incredibly volatile and flooded really often, not to mention the land was really swampy, especially back then, not terribly paradisaical
I see some sort of lush isolated area like a valley or plateau
chebs
r8 me
>>51448023
which 1s
>>51448037
prove you aren't a man first
>>51448037
Rated
>>51448025
All I know about the place is they managed irrigation a long time ago. It's the bible though isn't it? God could magic up some lush area anywhere.
>>51448070
>>51448054
is it that obvious?
>>51448076
yes
>>51448070
well why does it have to be there?
I picture it more in southern Arabia or even India before the rivers shifted in the north-east turning the area arid.
Fucking britcunts now require commonwealth citizens live in the UK for 5 years before joining the brit military
God fucking damnit i don't wanna join the military if dude weed is PM
It's a real place
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Nazareth,+Israel/@32.7142464,35.2547979,13z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m2!3m1!1s0x151c4e7cf16c0fff:0xd2385b30c1275dd6!6m1!1e1
>>51448111
it's 2015 you shitlord
>>51448111
Dude why not smoke some nice weed and chill hahahah
>>51448111
lmao only cunts with no brains nor future join the military
>>51448109
I don't know man take it up with the scholars, I didn't have a clue besides 'somewhere in the middle east' until I googled it
>>51448151
wahw.........WOW WEE DUDES.............................AWESOME.
>>51448111
its been like that for a while but its a complete betrayal considering all the commonwealth citizens already in the British military who have served for years.
you can join the Canadian military, not as flashy but the pay is decent.
or if you talk to the American consulate they can usually make exceptions to join the US military.
>>51448146
Pls nig i have a healthy gpa
But then again its a meme criminology degree
>>51448157
Are you ok? You seem more random than usual today.
>>51448164
>or if you talk to the American consulate they can usually make exceptions to join the US military.
really? do you become a citizen after?
>>51448185
scouting for (you)s
>>51448185
>>51448164
Why do you want to join the UK military? Why not serve your own country lad?
>>51448192
good band name
>>51448043
All of them, but most recently cocaine and ketamine
>>51448164
iirc from /k/ you can join as a foreigner through the language program or if you have a green card
Only speak English and don't think i could get a green card
>>51448183
exactly, you have no brains nor future
thank you for proving my point, grunt
>>51448156
>>51448194
do not understand this gimmick
>>51448229
If you join the UK military you might actually have to fight though. Or is that what you want?
>>51448195
Its been falling apart ever since we withdrew from Afghanistan
Apparently it was cash back then. Finding equipment and everything is fucked now
>>51448216
why ketamine you wasteman
>>51448195
I am and I wouldn't want to join the British army, but the fact that commonwealth citizens are barred from service is silly.
even something like the Foreign Legion but just for the commonwealth would be super.
>>51448251
>If I post it enough he will go there because he's my prawn and I control him hahahahah
>>51448256
if he has a degree he'll be an officer
also canada usually follows the american military around like a good vassal should
>>51448186
yes you do
usually you need a green card but its not unheard of for Canadians or Mexicans to have that requirement waved if they talk to the consulate and work something out.
>>51448263
Maybe the commonwealth realms should have a united single royal military?
>>51448283
interesting
how easy is it for a canadian to emigrate here anyway?
>>51448257
its not THAT bad man
Harper just drained the military desu
if anything the future looks promising , joining just in time for a shit ton of new equipment.
>tfw waking up at 6am and you have no idea where you are
Panicked a little
>>51448232
Pls im an athlete and might do my masters if i get enough scholarship bux
I just really wanna join the military. I was a shoe in for RMC after hs but eyesight was too trash, need to get surgery soon
>>51448259
Why not
>>51448281
>canada usually follows the american military
Did Canada go into Afghanistan etc.? Had to of been pretty low amounts of troops if so. I don't even
>>51448278
