ovoxo edition
First for poo peeland
Oxo cubes lads
What does ovoxo mean
>>51449023
october's very own xo
>>51448961
did you watch the ketamine part?
you could feel his anxiety
>>51449021
what is this
>>51449040
I watched the whole thing
I wish I hadn't, that's 9 minutes I'll never get back
>>51449028
no I agree
I like order and self discipline
maybe its autism
>>51449073
idk maybe you haven't done enough drugs to relate
very nice place
wish I could live here
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3270682/The-jungle-Arabia-Incredible-pictures-Oman-s-pop-forest-DESERT-blooms-three-months-year.html
>>51449061
They're like flavour blocks for when you're cooking.
i.e beef flavour for shepherds pie
>>51449033
Ovo is drake xo is weeknd
Maisie
>>51449061
for lazy people who are shit cooks
>>51449115
literally bouillon
>>51449112
>haven't done enough drugs to relate
lol
I have yet to find a gf, ill hook up at parties and shit like that, but never ever actually had a real relationship
Are my standards to high or what? Starting to loose hope
We Know...
>>51449173
m8 you're probably just insufferable to be with over a long period
literally anyone can fuck drunk skanks
>>51449179
but I cleared my internet history
>>51449145
i feel him on so many levels
https://youtu.be/wmg-sYnMIrA?t=5m8s
>>51449173
i've never had a gf
my parents think i'm gay and retarded but i don't give a fuck
>>51449115
>flavour blocks
Its a stock cube you fucking yank
>>51449195
>tfw you're right
i spend hours on /lgbt/ pretending to be a tranny arguing with other trannies
am i autistic?
>>51449225
I don't know if he knows that or not though, I was translating.
>>51449206
DUDE
WEED
fuck off mate
>>51449206
dude do u do drugs?!?!
woah
>>51449269
>gets mad that he doesn't understand the video
lmao
call me on my cellphone
late night when you need my love
i know when that hotline bling
that can only mean one thing
you got me touchin on your body
>>51449206
kek
>>51449263
they're all pretending too you know
>>51449040
Just watched it
The ket part was amazing
jumpman jumpman i don't need no introduction
jumpman jumpman metro boomin on production wow
hundred cousins out in memphis they so country wow
tell her stay the night valet your car come fuck me now
>>51449436
There is a recording studio in my city thst drake goes to sometimes
Theres a gym in that plaza and he goes there sometimes, friend saw him leaving the gym
>>51449282
>lmao you only dont like it because you dont take drugs
>dude watch this video see how he's on drugs! HAHA remember that time we took drugs!? LMAO
I've taken all the drugs referenced in the videos, it's still mind numbingly boring to watch
are you like fucking 16 years old or something?
DUDE
DRUGS
LMAO
>>51449326
>call me on my cellphone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm6mmzthFq0
Think I might go back to bed
>>51449482
>I've taken all the drugs referenced in the videos
sure kid
got bored of the sims 3 so i'm pirating the sims 4 right now
>the "science" of criminology
>>51449585
its just the same but worse
>>51449540
boring
I think i will get up and have breakfast now,!
>>51448982
fUCK OFF YOU YNAK TWAT!!!!!
>>51449598
still, i fancy having a look
the clothes options look better at least. 3 had literally no good clothes even with most of the expansions like i have
>criminology
midnight:30 here
not sure what to do with myself
>>51449556
DUDE
gay guy who kept sexually assaulting me like a year ago the last time i spoke to him just texted me
might shag 2bh
I've been awake for quite the while
>51449635
>I've taken all the drugs referenced in the videos
>>51449634
mate it's 20 to 7 in the morning and im just going to bed
>>51449649
>who kept sexually assaulting me
?
>>51449529
>doesn't even show the phone working
>sketchy sound effects
>actual smoke coming out of the pocket just as the camera cuts
You have to be a serious moron to actually believe that video
>>51449649
he has cooties
dont do it
>>51449677
grabbing my arse, grinding against me etc.
>>51449679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-xPHopebiE
>>51449702
in what environment
got a ps4 today and playing it for the first time
starwars is pretty good
>>51449710
everywhere i happened to go with him
he was my mates mate, never treated him like that though
Not sure why I am still awake desu
girl i'm just another bird~~
posting a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI9IJpR-jzA
>>51449671
my sleeping pattern is fucked
I went for a 'nap' at 8pm, woke up at half 4 and will probably go back to sleep now for another 6 hours
Not sure what's wrong with me haha
>>51449809
i woke up at 6pm
im like a owl
>>51449802
kill yourself
>>51449809
haha you mean 18:00
decided to give up attempting to sleep
got my laptop out now
>>51449809
i've had about an hour and a half of sleep and i don't even feel tired at the moment
think i slept from 2-3:30
welp that kek isnt going to wage itsef
slightly dead
>>51450037
very dead
>>51450052
rip
gonna play a shooting game pew pew pew pew kaboom!
vivacious
vesuvius
Morning lads haha #madman
>7am
what am i doing
>>51450072
good boy
me rn
>>51450129
hahahah looool
post love songs lads
why do normies ruin everything lads? why do they have to be such simple-mined plebs?
Morning lads
Alright gonna make it this year lads
just heard a loud bang outside my house
think a car accident happened
what do you think it's like to be a girl and get fucked in the pussy by a huge cock lads?
>>51450210
shut up poostralia
>>51450306
Ask your mum haha
>>51450301
probably just someone getting shot
>>51450284
this reeks of patriarchy
>>51450313
i know for a fact that my dad's willy isn't that big, i've seen it
>>51450284
What a scam, no gf in 3 minutes
>>51450337
Your dads only one of many who has explored the deep dried up crevices known as your mums cunt
>>51450335
literally no crime here desu
pristine white utopia
the only problem is im ignorant and naive as fuck
put me into a dangerous situation and id just shit myself like the beta fag i am
Interview question:
>Tell me something about yourself
What in the fuck do you say to that?
>>51450417
just say you got a yellow belt in taekwondo when you were a kid or something like that
>>51450417
go for government jobs, they only ask relevant questions based on the core competencies
>>51450417
i like cheese :P
>>51450417
I'm looking for a job
>>51450417
>I listen to korean popular music while posting regularly at a viennese consortium
If only everyone could see this and understand it.
When she stares at your mouth
kiss her
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she steals your favorite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she loves you
She really does more than you can understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
Bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
Keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
Dont look away until she does
When she says it's over
She still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin
She wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you.
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Treat her like she's all that matters to you
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes
-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
-Let her know she's important.
- Don't talk about other girls around her
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Whose ass am I kicking baby?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you
Kiss you
Love you
Text you
too selfish to have kids lads
*fucks up some commas*
>>51450553
Bizarro Rasheed
>>51450553
i just know i'd be a shit father
NICE ONE BRUVAAA
>>51450615
maybe you'd make a good mom :)
someone call me a good lad please
please
>>51450704
you're a good lad, dudebro
hhaaha
>shitty lifestyle
>eat crap
>don't exercise
>used hard drugs on and off for years
>mental health is a public danger
>somehow still alive
>>51450789
anime
Just tried on some jeans from 5 years ago and they fit me
thought i'd put on a lot of weight, guess i lost a lot too
>>51450816
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Pretty fond of korean water scroll readings lads
>>51450919
you think that makes you special?
>>51450910
good post
unfulfilling job
pointless life
just beeeeeeeeeeeee urself
>have to draft answers for fourteen interview questions in the next 17 minutes
For fucks sake. My biggest weakness is obviously leaving things until the last moment. No positive spin on that eh lads?
>>51450985
procrastination makes the heart grow fonder
Can some Brit please translate this for me? His accent is so thick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwW_rgzbJ14
>>51451053
Sounds fine to me eh
>>51451053
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09rdP6TltN1
no problem!
chest's starting to hurt when i cough lads
getting a bit worried haha
>>51450975
Fuck off yank
>I got bitches askin’ me about the code for the Wi-Fi
>So they can talk about they Timeline
>And show me pictures of they friends
>Just to tell me they ain’t really friends
>>51451127
choon
>>51451127
Fuck off yank
>>51451102
you sound more american than me
>>51451120
yoou need to cough harder la
I reckon
What does it mean if [spoiler]_[/spoiler]he says 'is it okay if I want to bring a couple friends'?
>>51451147
u mad bruh
kill an mc
>>51451149
>ulster
>american
>>51451149
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rws35H6noo
>>51451149
Then why do so many yanks have trouble understand me? Are they just really, really dumb?
The willy is on the loose
>>51451281
let's see it then
yeah lads alri wassup
cant get this song out of my head
it kept me up all night
https://youtu.be/DsmbF_TC1PM?t=46
i love the arse clap when he goes "boom"
>>51451376
da fuckin aliens came and made us smart and now they sit back and laugh at us while hiding beyond the black rainbow
Haven't showered in 4 days xx
ooo rock me amadeus
doing a wash.
please feel free to ask me anything about the procedure
>>51451447
what are you washing
>this lad comes up to you
>"CONVERT TO ISLAM OR DIE!"
What do?
>>51451480
Do you know where you are you paki cunt? you're for it lad when I find out where you live
>>51451460
my entire body
ive propped up my laptop outside the shower to provide to-the-minute updates
starting with a nice refreshing hair soak
>>51451480
*unsheathes katana*
back up, slowly
>>51451514
send picks then
>>51451514
how do you wash your armpits? i find that mine still smell unless i spend a good 5 minutes spraying them with the water on the highest pressure i can get it
>>51451480
whip out my glorious white dick and laugh while they stare in awe
still haven't slept
i'm probably gonna fall asleep just before i have to go into uni haha
>>51451534
pics*
>>51451536
do you shave your aempits? mine are always smeel if not shaved well
>>51451553
>russian yankboo
disgusting
gonna go pillage the fridge desu lads haha
>>51451553
why is gucci mane keeping you from looking for a job lad?
>>51451563
i trim them occasionally
might get out of bed and make myself egg on toast
>>51451536
not much of a problem when you shave them but i suppose scrubbing the fuckers out rigorously pre/post soaping would be beneficial
being less than 30 stone would probably help
>>51451579
scrabbled I hope
>>51451586
>30 stone
>420 pounds
dank post
>>51451599
bit short lad x
>>51451600
don't have that board game
WORLDSTAR
WORLDSTAR
WORLDSTAR
WORLDSTAR
WORLDSTAR
WORLDSTAR
WORLDSTAR
>>51451622
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>51451600
my nigga
>>51451612
i am 6ft 4
>british people like to watch the BBC in their spare time
you LITERALLY can't make this shit up
>>51451618
>>51451630
kek
>me in charge of not being dislexic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_East_Asia_Co-Prosperity_Sphere#The_Land_Disposal_Plan
>All of Australia including Tasmania. Australia and New Zealand were to accommodate up to two million Japanese settlers.[43] However, there are indications that the Japanese were also looking for a separate peace with Australia, and a satellite rather than colony status similar to that of Burma and the Philippines.[43]
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>51451656
what book's this from famalam
>>51451665
It's Ben Garrison's book of memes
>>51451578
>why is gucci mane keeping you from looking for a job lad?
gucci is a baller. every time im thinking about getting a job i realize i will never be such sick as he is, coz any job sucks except drug dealing
>>51451687
free guwop ;_;7
>co-worker put a plate of biscuits in the room, nobody is eating them.
alri.. guess it's up to me then.
morning lads. morning nonce.
>>51451671
Based pakibro
>>51451706
what, are you going to use them to trick children into your van?
Try to imagine what it would be like to go to sleep and never wake up? Think about that, children think about it, its one of the great wonders of life. What would it be like to go to sleep and never wake up? And if you think long enough about that, something will happen to you. You'll find out, among other things, that it will pose the next question to you. What was it like to wake up after having never gone to sleep? That was when you were born. You see, You cant have a experience of nothing, nature abhors a vacuum. So after your dead the only thing that can happen is the same experience, or the same sort of experience, as when you were born.
Morning lads. Morning yanks
>>51451721
It's just biscuits, I don't think I could blag a van as well.
might do fried bread
>>51451733
am i a lad?
>that smell of your ballsack when you haven't showered in 2 days
>>51451480
Call him rasheed
>>51451719
gnawledge
>>51451750
No your are not
Hence why I said morning separately
Stupid yank
>>51451719
murr nawlidge
>>51451791
o-oh
okay
>>51451770
How do you smell it? Can you autofellate?
>>51451801
But those belong to a man, why would you have that?
Why can't yanks fuck off to /cum/? No one else wants you here. You are the literal pakis of 4chan.
>>51451816
>No one else wants you here
how dare you speak for me
How many biscuits can you eat before you look like a greedy cunt?
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA
>>51451844
One
gone and found a new waifu lads
https://www.youtube.com/user/Robloxobbystar/videos
>>51451844
3 2bh
what kind of biscuits? x
>>51451852
He wasn't alone
>>51451835
Enjoying your visa deontay?
>>51451855
She is pretty gorgeous
heres mine
https://www.youtube.com/user/joburgess/videos
>>51451770
i enjoy smelling bad
it keeps the normies at bay (reee)
>>51451876
yes, i am loving it
>>51451878
sorry mate didn't ask lol ...
[Anonymous is now ignoring you]
wow i cannot believe that fucking loser messaged me
>>51451874
Uh, you don't get to bring friends
>>51451656
"Rampant on the chans"
Good lads
>>51451911
They are not my friends
>>51451777
Best post
>>51451891
fuck me are you on /o/ too? I got told "i didnt ask you" when I wrote a blogpost about swapping my bike for a car
>>51451921
Don't worry no charge for them
haha lads i wonder if he's still replying to me since i specifically told him that i am I_G_N_O_R_I_N_G him ahahaha
>>51451854
fug, I'm in too deep.
>>51451859
dunno.. these kind
When I find myself in times of FREEDOM
Mr. Stalin comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom let it bleed
And in my hour of darkness
He is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom let it bleed
Let it bleed, let it bleed
Let it bleed, let it bleed
Whisper words of wisdom let it bleed
And when the democratic people
Living in the world agree
There will be an answer let it bleed
For though they may be parted
There is still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer let it bleed
Let it bleed, let it bleed
Let it bleed, let it bleed
Yeah there will be an answer let it bleed
keep getting these weird painful spasms after I cough lads
it sounds like I have really bad hiccups or something
>>51451946
>biscuits
those are clearly cookies
>>51451971
why the fuck u came here fucking shit
>>51451939
And why would I want them?
>>51452002
They were trying to grab your prize
>>51451946
Only way out now is to keep eating.
*drops that kitty down low*
>>51452014
Bane?
>>51451553
I don't understand the fourth picture t b h
>>51451988
Because
Hello brits.
Why your language is so simple?
>>51451946
DICKBICKIES!
>>51452065
cause it's shitty
>didn't take a shower for a week
>touching my balls and dick
>sniffing palm
remember: no russian
>>51452059
you ruined it
are you happy?
yanks?
nah not a fan
morning lads
hello my frisky felines ha ha he he he he :^))))
>>51451987
no
>>51452022
maybe
>>51452070
yes
>>51452113
im a fan of u <3
>>51452113
good lad
>>51452102
you ruined it by not posting the full line
i aint gonna commit if you're gonna start doing it half heartedly
s m h
>think up bang tidy posts all day while I'm at work
>get home and can't think of any
>end up with this: >>51452141
